1 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:10,981 God! 2 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,867 Damn it. 3 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:17,706 Again? 4 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,830 Let me ask you something, Richard. 5 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,345 You sure it's not urine, 6 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:23,787 and you're not just wetting the bed? 7 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:25,464 Yeah, I'm sure. It's not. 8 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,985 It's just sweat. 9 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,631 Well, then the medical term for what you have 10 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,543 is "night sweats." 11 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:32,667 Okay. 12 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,027 But night sweats can be a precursor to bed-wetting, 13 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,943 and that is very serious. 14 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:38,741 How serious? 15 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,663 Like, uh, cancer? 16 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,742 No! It's embarrassing. 17 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:45,266 I mean, you're a grown man, Richard. Come on. 18 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,501 That's what children do. 19 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,060 But I'm not wetting the bed. 20 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:50,266 Yet! 21 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:52,104 How's your stress level been? 22 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:54,182 Uh, it's gotten worse. Um... 23 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:57,389 I have to get a working beta of my platform ready in time for January. 24 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,862 I just took money from a guy who is a nightmare. 25 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:02,180 I hired six new people. 26 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,661 We're going to have to spend a ton of money on new offices. 27 00:01:04,740 --> 00:01:08,665 It's like every second there is a new issue that I have to solve. 28 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:11,027 I am stressed as hell. 29 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:14,024 Richard, currently, your stress level is here. 30 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,829 And that's night sweats level. 31 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,461 Got it? Now, if you're not careful and you let it go up... 32 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,181 Bed-wetting. 33 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:34,986 I love these walls. 34 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,062 You know what it is? They're exposed brick. 35 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,586 Why would anyone ever hide brick? 36 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,424 Did you see the conference nook? 37 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,067 Just think of the conferences we could have in this nook. 38 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:47,627 Yeah. But, I mean, this is really expensive. 39 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,828 So, um, what did the doctor say? 40 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:53,701 Uh... It's nothing. It's just stress-related night sweats. 41 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,669 - I'll be fine. - That's good to hear. 42 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,629 - Are you relieved? - I would have been 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,589 if that idiot hadn't mentioned something 44 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:02,391 about how it can lead to, uh, bed-wetting. 45 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,670 I'm just trying not to think about it. 46 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:07,141 Good. Don't. Definitely. 47 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,908 Because just thinking about it would probably stress you out enough to make it happen... 48 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,709 Stop! Would you... Don't say "stress." 49 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:16,750 I just said that I was trying not to think about it. 50 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:19,949 Well, Richard, personal management is a big part of being a CEO. 51 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:22,148 You think working here might help? 52 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:25,787 Actually, yeah. I think it would. 53 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,390 But, um, can we afford it? 54 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,747 Well, this is an investment in your mental health. 55 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:33,108 Richard, I mean, can you put a dollar value on not wetting your bed? 56 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,591 Don't... 57 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:36,662 If you want this, Richard, even with the money we wasted 58 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,869 on swag and billboards, I think I can make the numbers work. 59 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,271 It's your call. 60 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:43,866 Hey, guys. Um, this is Yelena. 61 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:47,661 She got off the elevator at the wrong floor 62 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,027 because her modeling agency is upstairs. 63 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:52,065 - Richard? - Yeah? 64 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,501 Please? 65 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,265 Primarily for other reasons, but, yes! 66 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,621 Yeah, sure. We're gonna take it. 67 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,782 - We're taking it. - Take... 68 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:04,067 - I'm gonna hug you. - No. 69 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,982 All right, this one's ready to go out to the truck. 70 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,068 Great. Take it out. 71 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,466 Okay, you know what? I said we should hire movers. 72 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:17,701 I don't do this kind of stuff. 73 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,384 I work with my mind, not with my hands. 74 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,301 In Pakistan, we had servants who did this. 75 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:25,065 It wasn't a big deal. We didn't pay them very much, and they were very happy. 76 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,304 I'll take out your box of tampons. 77 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,905 It's good for the soul. 78 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,705 Interesting pitch. 79 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:36,468 I will admit, I have never heard a Christian-oriented riff on dog-sharing. 80 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:41,664 But Christianity is borderline illegal in northern California. 81 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:43,105 Also, how would you scale? 82 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:47,230 Well, we could expand from sharing dogs, to other types of pets. 83 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:48,904 Pot-bellied pigs, ferrets... 84 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,266 I'm gonna stop you right there. 85 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:53,662 You do know that ferrets are illegal in the state of California? Hmm? 86 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:56,700 No? Well, then I suppose you also don't know 87 00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:00,705 that pot-bellied pigs have been wildly unfashionable since 2005. 88 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:05,220 Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon almost as much as being a Christian. 89 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,189 Thank you, gentlemen. Good day. 90 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,626 Now technically, I'm not passing on Dog Dammit. 91 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,782 I'm just not saying yes. 92 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:19,466 But who knows? The Lord works in mysterious ways. 93 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:20,951 I don't have to tell you that. 94 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,230 Richard, do you have a moment? 95 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,064 I'd like to present you something. 96 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,471 Okay, what's up? 97 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:40,181 - What are you doing? - Bowing. 98 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:44,430 The Japanese have the most advanced business culture in the world. 99 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,867 I am showing you respect by using their traditions. 100 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:50,066 And traditionally, you give a gift on important occasions, 101 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,711 such as the graduating of an incubee. 102 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,142 "Incubee"? Is that a word? 103 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:57,427 Of course it is. One who's been incubated. 104 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:59,982 The inhabitant of an incubator. 105 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,745 Okay. Okay. 106 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:04,710 - Now you bow. - I'd really rather not. 107 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,589 Richard, I need you to bow. 108 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,951 - To the waist. - To the waist? 109 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,181 There. 110 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:18,070 Now I hand this to you, 111 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:21,303 and it is customary for you to politely refuse, 112 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:23,621 and weakly say that you are not worthy. 113 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,589 Erlich, I really don't have time for this. 114 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,503 - That's perfect. Here you go. - Okay. 115 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,105 Oh, wow. 116 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,501 Japanese coin. Lowest denomination. 117 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,026 Wow. 118 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,506 Is this a kimono? 119 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,629 - Well, try it on. - Thank you, Erlich. 120 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,586 Is it on? 121 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,541 According to Google Translate, that means, 122 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:57,701 "it has been an honor." 123 00:05:58,460 --> 00:05:59,825 Yeah, all right. 124 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,789 Thank you. Thanks. 125 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,670 I'm still packing up, so I don't want to damage it. 126 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,741 Uh-uh... 127 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,864 Traditionally, it's rolled. 128 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,387 Okay. 129 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:10,541 Wikipedia. 130 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,348 Thanks, Erlich. I'll get you something. 131 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:16,901 Later. 132 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:21,547 Oh, little kohai, you've already given me a gift. 133 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:32,382 - Hi. - Hi. 134 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,224 Noah, from next door. 135 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:36,507 Oh. Hey, uh, Richard. 136 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:37,821 Moving out? 137 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:40,107 Yeah, some of us are, sort of. 138 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:42,751 Well, I'd be lying to say I was sad to see you go. 139 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,267 Okay. Heh. 140 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,629 Nothing personal. You seem like nice guys, just... 141 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,226 Houses full of renters aren't great for property values. 142 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,586 Yeah, that makes sense. 143 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:54,511 This neighborhood is mostly families. 144 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,548 Okay. Well, we're moving out, so... 145 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:58,185 People with pets, you know? 146 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,867 - Mmm-hmm. - Well, good luck. 147 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,784 - You too. - What? 148 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,069 - You, too. - Mmm-hmm. 149 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:13,621 - Hey, Richard? - Oh, hey, Jared. 150 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:17,661 Richard, the hosting company that was going to be renting us server space 151 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,230 just dropped their bid. 152 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,031 Okay, well, let's just get servers from some other provider. 153 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,711 Well, I just contacted five other web services companies, 154 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:26,703 and they're all denying us. 155 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,101 I think I know what might be happening here. 156 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:33,020 All of them, Rackspace, SoftLayer, Amazon, 157 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,387 I mean, they can't afford to lose Hooli's business. 158 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:39,101 So, Gavin Belson can just pick up the phone and make us radioactive 159 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,148 to every single web-hosting service? 160 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,585 It's how these guys operate. 161 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,901 I mean, when Bill Gates got married on Lanai, 162 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:47,426 he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands 163 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,707 so that paparazzi couldn't use them to fly over. 164 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,710 Although in that case, it was a positive, 165 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:54,624 because now you can imagine that wedding however you want. 166 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,071 - What? - Jared, our entire platform is web-based. 167 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,909 We need servers for that. 168 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,664 What the fuck are we going to do? 169 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,547 I know what the fuck we're going to do. But you're not going to like it. 170 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,825 We build our own servers. 171 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,025 Gilfoyle, servers are essentially a utility. 172 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,866 I mean, you wouldn't dig a well for water, or build a generator for power. 173 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:18,989 I think we should dig our own well, and build our own generator. 174 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:23,110 I also think we should store a year's worth of food and ammunition in a blast cellar. 175 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,545 But we don't. 176 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,588 So good luck when the shit hits the fan. 177 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,942 Look, Richard, we're about precision, 178 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:32,547 about shaving yoctoseconds off latency at every layer in the stack. 179 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:35,021 If we rent from a public cloud, 180 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:39,310 we're using servers that are, by definition, generic and unpredictable. 181 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:42,270 Yeah, but we're already up against a serious deadline. 182 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,025 I mean, how long is building our own servers going to set us back? 183 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,909 If I busted my ass, 184 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,461 I could stand them up inside a week 185 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:50,541 right here in the house. 186 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:54,462 Look, Richard, truth is, 187 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,824 this is a huge positive. 188 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,910 I tried running the platform on my old Bitcoin rig. 189 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:02,903 At 5,200 gigaflops, 190 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:08,225 your algorithm flies 800 times faster on GPUs compared to normal CPUs. 191 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,310 No host could match the config that I build here in the house. 192 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,701 Oh, and also, we don't seem to have a choice. 193 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,984 But that would cost a ton. 194 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,028 And we don't have that kind of money just lying around. 195 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:23,503 It seems as though we do have that kind of money just lying around. 196 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,503 But that's for the office space. 197 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,548 - Was it? - No, no, no, no! 198 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,190 Jared, we already signed the lease. 199 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,228 It's too late, right? We can't break a lease. 200 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,143 I mean, we haven't given them the check yet. 201 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,507 - Here it is. - I could go mail it right now. 202 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:38,026 In this market, they could probably find another tenant in a day. 203 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,511 I doubt there would be an issue. 204 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,390 Fuck! Richard, please? 205 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:46,070 It's servers or offices, Richard. We can't afford both. 206 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,227 Damn it. I don't know what to do. 207 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,667 Well, then it's a good thing... 208 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,231 It's a good thing that I'm here, isn't it? 209 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:58,222 As much as I hate to agree with Gilfoyle, he's right. 210 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,705 You have but one option. 211 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:02,181 Stay here and build the servers. 212 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:03,621 Are you sure? 213 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:08,183 Because I've got Carla and five other coders starting over the next few weeks. 214 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:10,911 Well, it's going to get a little cozy in here, but I'll endure, 215 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,461 for your sake. 216 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,345 What about all your other "incubees"? 217 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,346 I've heard quite a few exciting pitches over the last week, 218 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:23,062 but I'll be forced to forgo those opportunities because of your mediocrity. 219 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:27,064 You see, Richard, when I invited you into my incubator, 220 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:30,064 I promised to get you ready for the outside world. 221 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,380 But I failed to do that. 222 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,710 I wouldn't trust you out there in the real world as far as I could throw you. 223 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,750 And, to be honest, I could probably throw you all the way across the front yard. 224 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,711 Okay, but I don't want to stay here. 225 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:44,107 - I don't want you to either, Richard. - Okay. 226 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,587 So it's agreed. Welcome home, fellas. 227 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:49,183 Should we smoke some pot to celebrate? 228 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,501 Gavin, thank you for coming. 229 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:59,743 I am certain that once you witness firsthand what Mr. Bighetti is up to, 230 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,431 you will see that he is worthless around here. 231 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,070 Worth is a relative thing. 232 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:07,263 Yes, but worthlessness is not. It is absolute. 233 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,708 People add value to this company in many different ways. 234 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,509 Of course, but look at this. 235 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:16,790 Bighetti has his team wasting valuable resources on a potato cannon. 236 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:20,182 Five, four, three, two, one. 237 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,541 Fire! 238 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:25,381 Jesus! 239 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,661 You see what your brightest minds are being wasted on? 240 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,787 Launching potatoes. 241 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,430 - What the fuck? - Sorry. 242 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:36,022 Perhaps they're developing it as a non-lethal form of crowd control. 243 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,148 I actually think that it could kill somebody. 244 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:42,862 But even so, compared to what my team has accomplished in a matter of days... 245 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,385 Come here, I want you to meet somebody. 246 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,303 All right, I've got a good feeling about this one. 247 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,462 One more time. Here we go. Everybody ready? Fire! 248 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:53,190 Oh, shit! You okay? Sorry. Shit. 249 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,902 This is Kiko. 250 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,871 Kiko was rescued after a Nicaraguan landmine severed both his arms. 251 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,426 My team, using technology developed at Somerville, 252 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:06,425 was able to devise an array of sensors that can non-invasively detect signals 253 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,980 from the neurons in the motor cortex of the brain. 254 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:15,305 So without surgery, we have given Kiko the gift of a usable prosthetic appendage. 255 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,747 What's he doing? 256 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:25,229 What Kiko chooses to do with the technology is not important. 257 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,428 What's important here is that, um, 258 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,106 in spite of what it may seem like on the surface, 259 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,787 building a device that is capable of this 260 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,267 is a remarkable scientific achievement. 261 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,707 And what you're looking at is really a testament 262 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,829 to my team and to my leadership, and I feel that... 263 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,383 I'm going to have to insist that Bighetti be removed if I continue here. 264 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:54,341 Davis, there are a lot of forces at work here. There's a lot at play that you are not privy to. 265 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,185 Please do not question how I choose to run my company. 266 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,547 Of course, I just have to think that both of our interests 267 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:01,941 would be better served if Bighetti was not... 268 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,701 What is he doing now? 269 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,464 Oh, God. 270 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,663 Again, I have to stress that what the monkey chooses to do with the technology 271 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,981 is not necessarily an indictment of the technology itself. 272 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,710 Gavin, please! 273 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:23,828 Okay. So I'll put 80 GPUs on racks against that wall. 274 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:25,908 We'll have three main cabinets in the center. 275 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:30,065 I'll try and pull 220-volt power from the washer-dryer for all the cooling units. 276 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,901 - So you'll need this entire space then? - Yep. 277 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,823 All right. I'll move my things. 278 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,786 - What? - It's okay. 279 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,862 I'll have it all in my car in no time. 280 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:43,991 Wait, Jared, uh, are you living here? 281 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,465 In the garage? 282 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,111 Indeed I am. High on the hog. 283 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,781 Jesus Christ, poor fucker. Sleeping out there with the rodents. 284 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:56,023 Hey, I keep a clean garage. There are no rodents out there. 285 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,347 How can you guarantee there are no rodents living there 286 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,224 when you didn't even know Jared was living there? 287 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,782 I need all rodents and Jareds out of the garage. I need the space. 288 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,703 Do we have any extra power strips? 289 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:07,589 There's not a lot of outlets out there. 290 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:11,062 There are a lot of dudes playing Foosball, loudly. 291 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,585 I'll take care of that. Say no more. 292 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,661 Jian Yang! 293 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,510 I need all of your guys out of there, and the Foosball table. 294 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,824 Those not my guys. 295 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:22,626 But they're always around. Who are they? 296 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,429 Friends of friends. 297 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,224 They're friends of your... Mother fuck! 298 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:34,711 Guys, look, Jared gave up his own apartment so he could 299 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:38,421 take less salary and save the company money. I mean... 300 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,428 Erlich, can he just stay here? 301 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,584 Once again, because of your poor managerial skills, 302 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,828 I've been hoisted upon my own petard. 303 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,065 Yes, he can stay here. 304 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:52,110 Great. So, which room can he stay in? 305 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:55,389 Well, he's not staying in mine. I sleep dick-up. 306 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,191 - Okay, so then... - Uh... Not it. 307 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,861 Okay. 308 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,261 - Not a chance in hell. - All right. 309 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,101 Fuck. 310 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,063 Oh, shit. 311 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,427 Morning, roomie. I made you a half-caff. 312 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,303 Oh... Richard. 313 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,708 Yeah, I sweated through my sheets again. 314 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,544 You sweated? You sure you didn't... 315 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,021 Yes, I'm sure. It's just sweat, so... 316 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:51,303 Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra? 317 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,865 No, I didn't sweat through my... 318 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,226 You know what? Let's not talk about it. 319 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,588 Because talking about it will only exacerbate... 320 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,145 - Stop. - Yeah. 321 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:03,826 Hey, um... When did you learn to speak German? 322 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:05,829 What? I don't speak German. 323 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,946 - You sure? - Yeah. 324 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,750 - All this hardware for $70,000? - Yep. 325 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:15,821 Nice work. 326 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,506 Oh, look at all this stuff. 327 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,663 Oh, is that a Radeon 7850? We're using these, huh? 328 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,901 There's no "we." 329 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,744 You don't do this kind of work, remember? 330 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,788 You make a living with your mind, not your hands. 331 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,464 - No, no, no... - So don't touch. 332 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,269 You misunderstood me. I like hardware. 333 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,547 I made my own computer when I was nine. 334 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,342 From scratch or kit? 335 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,030 It was from a kit, but I did my own mods. 336 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,023 - That's what I thought. - I was nine. 337 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,671 I'm sure you were great at finger-painting, also, Dinesh. 338 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,505 Richard is the CEO. He delegated this to me. 339 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,100 Why don't you go inside and write some princess code? 340 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,467 Leave the hardware up to us servants. 341 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,508 All right, I got the crimper and some heat shrink. 342 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,151 - Great. - Wait, she can help but not me? 343 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,665 That's right. 344 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,908 Can I help? Please? 345 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,866 Mmm... 346 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,545 - No. - I said... 347 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,906 Richard, you have to let me help him. 348 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,506 Dinesh, you have to hack away on the front end of the build anyway. 349 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:07,231 - So why don't you... - Excuse me? 350 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,309 - Excuse me? - This is bullshit. 351 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,826 - Oh, hey, Noah. - I thought you guys were moving out? 352 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,704 But it looks like you're moving back in. 353 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,108 Well, yeah, it's a little complicated, but... 354 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,989 What are you guys doing in there? 355 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,904 What, you building some kind of computer? 356 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:25,230 Well, more of a server-data center. 357 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,780 It's actually pretty interesting, if you're into that sort of stuff. 358 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,867 - Hello? - Stop talking immediately! 359 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,066 Come inside. 360 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,509 Don't look at me. Don't look at me! Don't look at me. 361 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,550 Just tell him that you shit your pants and you have weak knees. 362 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,709 What were you doing out there? 363 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,350 Why were you talking to that person? 364 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,900 'Cause he lives next door. I was just being neighborly. 365 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,948 Neighborly? First of all, that's not a word. 366 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,586 Second of all, you don't talk to the neighbors, ever. 367 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,991 In fact, don't talk to anybody. 368 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,789 It's no one's business what we do here. 369 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,989 Why would anyone care what goes on in here? 370 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,506 'Cause we're not zoned for business, obviously. 371 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,787 What do you mean we're not zoned for business? 372 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,830 I just moved my entire business here! 373 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,948 You just keep your mouth shut and everything will be fine. 374 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:09,422 You talked me into staying here even though you knew we were breaking the law? 375 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:12,225 I'm sorry, Erlich, but I'm pissed. 376 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,143 - You're pissed at me? - Yeah. 377 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,029 - I should be pissed at you. - Mmm-hmm. 378 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,181 You know why? 379 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,190 Because when one is given a parting gift and one never parts, 380 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,702 shouldn't one return the said gift? Isn't that what decorum would dictate? 381 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,270 This is about the kimono? 382 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:28,423 Okay, I will give it back to you right now, gladly. 383 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,150 Now I'm really pissed. 384 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,224 Because if one appreciated a gift of such magnitude, 385 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,588 then one would put up more of a fight before returning it, wouldn't one? 386 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,821 Okay. 387 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,380 A complaint from a neighbor 388 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,542 to the Department of Planning and Community Environment 389 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:47,982 triggers an inspection, which can lead to a citation, fines, 390 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,870 or even the seizure and impounding of our equipment. 391 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,546 That gentleman next door has the power to ruin us. 392 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,621 Jesus. 393 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:59,748 Richard, can I suggest you take it easy on the Red Bulls? 394 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,664 It's a diuretic, and given your issue... 395 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,464 My issue? 396 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,987 Oh, God. 397 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,585 It's night sweats, Jared. 398 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,789 Yes, well, regardless of what we've decided on calling it, 399 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,545 pounding caffeine and sugar is not exactly going to help. 400 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,271 But you know what might? Kegels. 401 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,627 What? 402 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,227 Kegels are a form of exercise that strengthen the pelvic floor. 403 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,348 Now, yes, it's most commonly used by women 404 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:27,344 to recover control of their vaginal muscles after childbirth. 405 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,227 But it can really help, 406 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,950 you know, "night sweats." 407 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,066 Wow. 408 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,144 Okay, we're not going to talk about this anymore. 409 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,665 I'm doing it right now. 410 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,823 Clench, un-clench, clench... 411 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,669 Stop. 412 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,026 You hear that? 413 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,230 Hey. HEY- 414 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,223 Stop it. Hey, turn the music down. 415 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,631 Turn it off. We have neighbors. 416 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,667 Are you kidding me? 417 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:55,984 Look, Gilfoyle, you said that you would have all the servers up and running. 418 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,189 And we're already a week behind. Don't you think you should be doing that instead of, 419 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,625 you know, getting high on the job? 420 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,067 I'm not getting high on the job. 421 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,630 I'm getting high at home. 422 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,424 I live here, remember? 423 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,343 Right, okay, fair enough. Fair enough. 424 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,388 But Carla doesn't. These guys don't. 425 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,429 I'm having them over as guests, at my home. 426 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,144 If that's okay with you, Richard. 427 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,461 Wait. This is your home? 428 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,142 - Yes. - So you live in the workplace. 429 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,188 But you also work from home. 430 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,745 That must be really confusing for you. 431 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,744 Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. 432 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,709 That's kind of the... 433 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,391 Does it look dark to you guys? 434 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,351 ', GUYS- 435 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,626 Dude, what the fuck? 436 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,225 The power's out. 437 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:51,785 Okay, fine. I wanted to set up one GPU, just one, 438 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:55,660 and so I turned the power on and the whole system lit up. And... 439 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,469 Yeah, it did, you dick. 440 00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,260 'Cause I bypassed the meter to save money and went directly to the feed 441 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,671 without the UPS ready. 442 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,664 That surge just fragged the whole fucking system. 443 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,941 Holy shit. 444 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,385 What the hell did you guys do? 445 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,147 The power in the whole block is down. 446 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,421 Great. 447 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,628 What the... 448 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,940 Oh, God. Look who it is. 449 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,264 We need to talk, guys. 450 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,511 Hold on a sec. 451 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,271 Noah, whatever you're going to say, just say it from there. 452 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,341 We can hear you. 453 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,742 If you didn't have so many cars parked here, maybe I could get through. 454 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,144 He's really going to go all the way around? 455 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,425 That's a long ways. 456 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,224 - Hold on. - Jesus Christ! 457 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,143 Save some battery, for Christ's sake! 458 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,466 Just a sec. 459 00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:43,621 Just yell it! 460 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,828 It's okay, Noah, we get it. You can say it from there. 461 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,744 You're gonna report us to the city inspector, right? 462 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,821 Jesus! 463 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,900 Guess what? 464 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,982 I'm reporting you to the city inspector. 465 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,101 Right. 466 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:56,941 Okay. 467 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,509 Zoning codes are very clear. 468 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:06,190 This neighborhood is for families, pets. 469 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,944 Holy shit. 470 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:36,670 Come here, Agamemnon. Come here, boy. Yeah. 471 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,469 Who's a good boy? Yeah, you're a good boy. 472 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,184 Come here, Agamemnon. 473 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,388 Did that blackout scare you, Agamemnon? 474 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,261 Who's a good boy? 475 00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:49,821 Who's a good boy? Yeah. 476 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,903 - Oh, yeah. - Holy shit. 477 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,870 Yeah. Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you. 478 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,581 Erlich? 479 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,265 - What is it? - Hey, um... 480 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,865 I'm sorry I didn't give you back the kimono, 481 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,908 or resist giving you back the kimono, or whatever it was. 482 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:11,951 But I have a gift that might make it up to you. 483 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,268 - Is that what I think it is? - Mmm-hmm. 484 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:17,341 Oh, boy. 485 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:25,590 It is 4:00 in the morning! What the... 486 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,905 Why are you both wearing kimonos? 487 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:32,349 Noah, are you familiar with the California Fish and Game Code, 488 00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:35,344 section 2116-2126, 489 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:39,106 with regard to the possession and harboring of ferrets? 490 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,424 - Oh, God. - Oh, yeah. 491 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,628 Those little shits are illegal. 492 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:47,664 Erlich, please, don't. I'll do anything. 493 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,105 Oh, yeah, you will. 494 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,023 We are here to stay, and you're going to keep that 495 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,468 bearded little hole in the center of your face shut about it. 496 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,907 - Listen, I was just trying... - No, you listen. 497 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,460 You're always going on and on about how this is such a good neighborhood. 498 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,588 Do you know why it's such a good neighborhood? 499 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:06,222 Do you know why your shitty house is worth 20 times what you paid for it in the 1970s? 500 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:10,305 Because of people like us moving in and starting illegal businesses in our garages. 501 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,586 All the best companies, 502 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,550 Apple, Google, Hewlett-Packard, even Aviato, 503 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,783 all of them were started in un-zoned garages. 504 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,143 That is why Silicon Valley is one of the hottest neighborhoods 505 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,585 in the world. 506 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,709 Because of people like us, not because of people like you. 507 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,027 So if I catch even so much as a dirty glance 508 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,580 or a lascivious look in Richard's direction, 509 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:33,741 that is it. 510 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,902 Those weasels are dog food. 511 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,351 Okay. Okay. 512 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,626 Um, uh... 513 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,350 - Guest house. - Yes. 514 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:42,104 Is your guest house currently rented out? 515 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,386 No, it's not for rent. 516 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,701 Well, it mother-fucking is now. 517 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,345 Your new tenant is Jared Dunn. 518 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,424 His rent will be exceedingly reasonable. 519 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,106 And his utilities Will be included. 520 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,345 He speaks German in the night. 521 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:59,103 Well, if you'll excuse us, we have an illegal business to run. 522 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,181 Erlich? 523 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,631 But when our scientists did the study, 524 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,429 they found the rate of birth defects in that territory 525 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,868 was actually higher before we opened our battery plant there. 526 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,461 But, very good question. Thank you for that question. 527 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,741 Okay. 528 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,546 Before I finish up here, I have an announcement. 529 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:24,625 Today, I have accepted the resignation of Dr. Davis Bannerchek. 530 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,465 So it pleases me to inform you all that effective immediately, 531 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:30,271 Nelson Bighetti has been promoted to sole head dreamer 532 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:31,705 Of Hooli XYZ. 533 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,301 Sorry, what? 534 00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,745 Stand up, Bag Head. 535 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,905 What a meteoric ascension. 536 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,790 Just a few months ago, you co-founded Pied Piper 537 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,271 and now you've been promoted twice. 538 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:43,950 It speaks to your competence. 539 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,108 Give it up for Bag Head, ladies and gentlemen. 540 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,750 And lastly, I have big news. 541 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:57,791 In anticipation of our big release of Nucleus at CES in January, 542 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,750 we've decided to give the world a sneak preview. 543 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,510 Nucleus, in partnership with 544 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,981 Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship, 545 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,546 will be the exclusive provider of live streaming 546 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:10,066 for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship event, 547 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,268 Molina versus Bulgakov ll. 548 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,183 I realize the full platform won't be ready until January, 549 00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:19,230 but our Nucleus division assures me they are ready for this challenge. 550 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,587 And I can think of no more exciting a way 551 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:24,544 to give a little taste of Nucleus to the entire world, 552 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:28,107 than by putting video latency in a rear-naked choke hold. 553 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,191 Great job, team. All right, back to work. 554 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:38,904 Did you, uh, tell Gavin where we are on the video situation? 555 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,626 He does know that converting the whole platform to middle-out 556 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,862 has put us at least six weeks behind schedule, right? 557 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,667 Well, I'm not going to be the one who tells him we're that far behind. 558 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,469 If you want to, feel free. 559 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,620 I just heard you tell Heidi we're six weeks behind. 560 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,748 But remember that drop-frame issue I showed you? 561 00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,908 We're easily 15 weeks behind. 562 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:03,344 Well, I'm not going to be the one to tell Heidi about that. 563 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,228 Feel free to tell her yourself. 564 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,386 Did I just hear you say we're only 15 weeks behind? 565 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,704 I've been integrating the system natively... 566 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,908 Dude, I don't even want to know about it.