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Hey, welcome to EndFrame.

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Yes, hi. Um, would you just tell your boss

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that the CEO of Pied Piper
is here to see them?

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That's the company that they ripped off.

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Sure. And your name is, sir?

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- Erlich Bachman.
- Uh...

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No. I'm Richard Hendricks. I'm the CEO.

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- Oh. Really?
- Yes.

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Why would you assume that he's the CEO?

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Well, he's... No reason.

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Um, the guys are in a staff meeting
right now, though.

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They should be out shortly.

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Would you guys
like some water while you wait?

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We have four flavors,

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and the cartons are made from
locally sourced, organic...

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Yeah, we get it. You're funded, so...

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They're good.

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The market has been
exceptionally volatile lately.

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As a result,

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many of the very aggressive positions
we took at your specific request

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have performed poorly.

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Very, very poorly.

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Do you understand?

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Yeah. Would you fuck her?

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If I weren't married, I suppose.

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But, Russ, as your business manager,

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I need to tell you something,

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and you're not going to like it.

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At all.

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So, what's the plan here, Richard?

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We're not gonna, like, fight them, right?

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Uh... No, no. I don't... I just...

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I mean, we got to do something.

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I mean, even if it's just yelling at them,

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telling them that
they're not gonna get away with this.

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But you know they are, right?

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Well, not if I have
anything to do about it.

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But you sort of don't.

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I support you, Richard,
no matter how futile the effort.

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Thanks.

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Look who just right-swiped me on Tinder.

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Karen.

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She's cute.

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Says here that she's looking
for a man on the go.

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You don't go anywhere.

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What, are you getting that res on 4G?

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- She's cute, right?
- Wow.

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Yoyodyne Wi-Fi?

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Oh, that's the company next door.

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Why is their Wi-Fi password
saved on your phone, Dinesh?

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Huh? Um...

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I have a friend who works there.

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Friend?

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What friend? You don't have any friends.

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Maroush Davidson Jones.

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Okay, fine. Fine. You got me.

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Uh... A couple of weeks back,
I went on a few interviews, okay?

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And Yoyodyne was one of them.

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Jesus. Back off.

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Outed by Wi-Fi.

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It was when you said
you were selling to Hooli.

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And you know, as soon as
you went with Russ, I blew them off. I...

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You know what? Fuck this.

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I'm not waiting anymore.
I'm going in there.

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Mr. Bachman's walking back to you now.

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Uh...

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That's not my name.

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My name is Richard Hendricks.

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Hey, remember us?

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Oh! Hey, guys. What's up?

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You know what you did.

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Okay? I saw your live stream.

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Okay? I saw your "algorithm."

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That's mine. You stole it.

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Stole? We asked you guys
some questions a while back,

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and you were very helpful.

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See? Look.

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These, the photos. These are the photos.

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This is proof that you stole it from us.

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No, those photos prove
that you gave it to us.

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Well, you're stealing it all wrong.

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I mean, this is how
you're gonna build the code book?

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Honestly? This is bush-league.

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And look at all these redundancies.

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I mean, look,
if you're gonna build it like that...

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- Richard, no.
- Richard.

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Uh...

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Hey, pen down, Dumbledorf.

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Suffice to say...

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There is something somewhere on this board

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that is gonna strangle you at scale.

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Don't write that down. Don't... Stop.

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Hear me when I say this.

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Your tech is always gonna
be worse than ours.

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That's fine.

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How is that fine?

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'Cause we have a finished platform
and you don't.

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Which means we're the only middle-out
company currently in the marketplace.

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And that's enough for my sales team.

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Your what?

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This is our sales team.

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Okay.

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Hear that sound, buddy?

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That's the sound of us
leaving you in the dust.

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Gentlemen of the Hooli board, and lady.

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Question, what is failure?

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To the ignorant
or those in conventional industries,

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the recent Nucleus glitch
may seem a failure

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purely in the negative sense.

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But we, in this valley, all know
that "failures," just like this one,

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are really stepping stones.

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To bring us the iPhone,
Steve Jobs first had to bring us...

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The Newton.

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To bring us Facebook,

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Mark Zuckerberg also
had to bring us Wirehog.

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Before he brought us Digg,

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Kevin Rose had to bring us
a whole lot of useless things.

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And after Digg as well, for that matter.

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The point being,

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what those in dying business
sectors call failure,

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we, in tech, know to be pre-greatness.

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Uh, I'm sorry.

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Are you telling us that the disastrous
results of your Nucleus live stream

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are a good thing?

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No, I'm not telling you that.

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History is telling you that.

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Please, Gavin, enough spin.

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A misstep of that magnitude,
there's no excuse.

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It's not like we can tell the shareholders

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you've suddenly added new functionality.

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Haven't I?

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Have you?

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We weren't told about this.

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Well, if I told you about it,

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it wouldn't exactly be a secret function.

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Now, would it?

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Secret function?

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Are you saying you've added something new
to the Nucleus platform?

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Imagine, if you will,
a function so game-changing

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that its integration into Nucleus

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will justify any miscue
in the platform's rollout.

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Imagine, if you will,
a function so game-changing,

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that its integration into Nucleus

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will justify any miscue
in the platform's rollout.

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Seriously, imagine it,

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and do it quickly.

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You were all brought here
to generate moonshots.

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I need a moonshot now.

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If there's any greatness
in any of you at all,

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now is the time to access it.

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Please don't disappoint me.

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Please, please, please don't disappoint me.

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Maybe start after lunch?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Hello? Russ?

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- Oh, my God. Is that shit?
- Oh!

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Is there dog shit on the floor?

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Yes, it's shit.

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God!

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What happened to your painting?

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That's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

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I've got some bad news,
and you're gonna hear it eventually,

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so you might as well hear it from me.

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Sit down.

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My accountant has informed me that, uh...

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I'm financially ruined.

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Holy shit. How?

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Because of a series of bad investments

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that my fucking money guy
let me talk him into,

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I've managed to lose over $200 million.

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But... Wait.
Didn't you start out with $1.2 billion?

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I mean, you're not exactly broke, right?

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I might as well be.

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$986 million?

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I'm not a billionaire anymore, Richard.

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I'm a nine-hundred-and-eighty-sixionaire,

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which isn't even a fucking thing.

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I'm out of the Three Comma Club.

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Functionally, I'm just like you.

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Jesus, fuck, that's depressing.

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Right. But you're still,
basically, a billionaire.

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Not if you round down.

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If you round down, I have zero billion.

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Forbes has taken me off
their billionaire's list!

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Instead, they'll probably put me on their
close-but-no-cigar list,

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which is ironic because
I smoke a fuck ton of cigars.

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Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars?

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I remember the second I
became a billionaire.

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I was ass-naked, sitting right there,

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just clicking and refreshing,
clicking and refreshing,

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watching my stock rise.

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And when it happened, I
popped a rod so fast,

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I went blind for a full minute.

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Nutted all over those cushions.

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I was the king.

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Now look at me.

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Two shitty fucking commas.

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I had to sell my McLaren.

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Yeah, but there's a
Maserati in the driveway.

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Who gives a fuck?

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That has doors that open like this.

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Not like this.

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Or like this.

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So it's all fucked.

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Well, it's not all fucked.

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You did save $50,000
not paying for the charity ball tickets

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that you gave me.

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Quite an embarrassing moment
for Jian Yang and I.

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What? Richard, listen,
my accountants tell me

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I need you to start throwing off cash
as quickly as possible, okay?

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But you said generating revenue
was exactly what we shouldn't be doing.

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But now that I'm spelling billion with an

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I'm saying do the exact opposite.

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I need you to come back to me in 24 hours

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and bring me a proposal
that turns the entire operation

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into a sales-based model,

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just like you told me
those assholes over at EndFrame have.

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You're gonna dig me out
of this hole, Richard.

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- What?
- You said it yourself.

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EndFrame is built to grab
a bunch of cash quickly,

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and that's what I need.

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Dad, where is Mom?

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Your mom is with her friend Philippe.

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They're in Napa. She's
gonna be a few hours.

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These guys are gonna watch you, okay?

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Watch out for the dog shit. Okay?

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I gotta hit the road.
Daddy's going to Vegas.

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Flying in a rented Citation Ultra.

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Fuck me!

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Hello.

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Hey, buddy.

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Russ wants us to convert to a sales model?

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That's just not possible.

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I mean, you saw the size
of that team at EndFrame.

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There were 40 people in that room?

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Right.

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Even if we fired all of the engineers
we just hired...

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Looking good.

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Keep at it, Claude.

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Absolutely. Your jobs are not at risk.

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That's very comforting.

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Even if we adjusted our workforce

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and hired sales people instead,

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Service Level Agreements
like that are enormously complex,

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they take a huge number of man hours.

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There's no way we could
find clients, negotiate terms,

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and push deals out the funnel fast enough
to yield real cash anytime soon.

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We're just not built for it.

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Right. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh. Karen posted another photo.

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Sending it to you right now.

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Wait. Why does it say
"sent from my iPhone" at the bottom?

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You just sent this from your computer.

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It's so that I seem like
I'm an out-and-about kind of person.

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I put that in the signature

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and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff,

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like, "I'm at the opening
of a secret restaurant."

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Or, "I'm watching Jaws
at the pool of an old hotel."

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You know, keep it fun, vague, mysterious.

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00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:25,714
It is a mystery why you think
you'll ever see a woman naked.

261
00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,474
Dinesh, do you want a piece of advice?

262
00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,598
No, thank you. Okay, I...

263
00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,400
I know Karen is out of my league.

264
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:35,235
Okay? She's practically not my species.

265
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,677
I'm a guppy, and I'm trying
to mate with a dolphin.

266
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,275
You guys are bottom-feeders.

267
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,512
You're like those fish
that swim into other fish's mouths

268
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,240
and eat bacteria off their teeth.

269
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,199
There's no such fish.
You made that fish up.

270
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,431
Okay, it's an analogy.

271
00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:49,161
I'm not gonna debate
the existence of the literal fish with you,

272
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,312
- 'cause it's not relevant.
- Well, good, 'cause it doesn't exist.

273
00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,391
That is a real fish.

274
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,673
Why don't you just send emails
from your actual iPhone?

275
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,434
It's all the way in my room.

276
00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:02,721
Wait, so you are trying to convince
this girl that you run half-marathons,

277
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:06,681
but you won't walk halfway
across this house to get your iPhone?

278
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,201
Basically.

279
00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:16,233
Hi. Ls there a... A Russ...

280
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,551
Boy genius, what's up?

281
00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,439
Hey, Russ. Uh...

282
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:25,275
Look, I've run the numbers
50 different ways,

283
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,273
and I just don't know
how I'm gonna convert...

284
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,796
You don't need to know.
I don't pay you to know.

285
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,281
- Know... Know what?
- That's right.

286
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,715
I know, you don't know.

287
00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:34,554
- I don't know what you know.
- No, you don't know,

288
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,836
'cause I figured it out.

289
00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:37,116
And you know what? It's what I do.

290
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,794
- What...
- I put radio on the Internet.

291
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,872
I'm putting the third comma
back into my net worth,

292
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,634
and you don't have to do jack shit.

293
00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,314
Thanks. Come on,
let's get some food. I'm starving.

294
00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,395
Do you want your...

295
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,315
Richard, hey.

296
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:54,721
Good to see you again.

297
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:57,397
What is this?

298
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,915
This is the solution.

299
00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,591
They're not a competitor
if you're a part of them, right?

300
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,717
Hmm.

301
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,401
Pied Piper is gonna merge with EndFrame.

302
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,512
I mean, seriously, I'm a genius, right?

303
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,514
Where the fuck are you going?

304
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,035
You're gonna blow this deal.

305
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,350
You cannot be serious.

306
00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,797
Those are the guys
who ripped off my algorithm,

307
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,201
which they totally fucked up, by the way.

308
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,516
Okay, so now you can fix it.

309
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,639
You give them a better algorithm,
they'll give you a killer sales team.

310
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:29,996
And in exchange for bringing you to them,

311
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,118
they give me a big fat buyout
of my stake in your company.

312
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:33,601
I'm that much closer to re-billionizing.

313
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:35,479
Mmm. Those guys are clowns.

314
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,030
Clowns with commitments worth millions.

315
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,033
Did you know they have a deal
on the table with Intersite?

316
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,317
Intersite? The porn company? Really?

317
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:43,471
I know. Awesome, right?

318
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,711
And they've done months of hard work.

319
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,673
All you have to do is show up
and compress shit.

320
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,315
- The answer is no.
- Wrong.

321
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,792
You do this deal, or I pull your funding.

322
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:54,397
Well, you can't pull funding
because we have a contract, so...

323
00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:56,438
Oh, we have a contract?

324
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,712
We have a fucking contract, Richard?

325
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,519
You wanna know what I have?

326
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,479
Uh...

327
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,071
A fucking car whose doors open like this.

328
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,040
Not like this, not like this.

329
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:17,031
These are not the doors
of a billionaire, Richard.

330
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,350
FUCK you!

331
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,079
Fuck you in the ass.

332
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,671
So you wanna sue Russ Hanneman?

333
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,151
Yeah. Yeah, we had a contract.

334
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:42,439
He promised to give us $5 million
and now he's welshing.

335
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,553
And you wanna sue EndFrame?

336
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,553
Yes, because they stole our IP.

337
00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:50,316
Before or after you gave it to 'em?

338
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,358
Okay, we were tricked, so...

339
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:57,152
Richie, you're not a guy
that should be worried about suing people.

340
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,554
You need to be worried about the guy
at Hooli who's suing you.

341
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,201
If you don't mount a
vigorous legal defense,

342
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,240
then you lose to Gavin Belson by default.

343
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,792
And you are stamped "Property of Hooli."

344
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:14,192
You let Hanneman walk,
how do you plan on paying these cats?

345
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,193
I just paid them 80 grand.

346
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,034
As a retainer.

347
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:21,159
That retains them, now you gotta pay them.

348
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:26,794
Hold on. So I just paid them $80,000
for the right to pay them more?

349
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:27,871
Yeah.

350
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:31,635
Fucking lawyers, man, right?

351
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:34,953
Like it or not, Richie,
you're stuck with Hanneman.

352
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,439
I mean, technically,
it's not even a merger.

353
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:44,481
EndFrame just absorbs you, and you're gone.

354
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:48,794
Right. So, basically, we end up
working for EndFrame

355
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:52,192
after giving them our idea,
which was way better than theirs,

356
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:54,477
and they end up making more money than us.

357
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,552
Fuck that. Assholes.

358
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,957
Fucking king-sized assholes.

359
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,759
Butt-holes indeed.

360
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,151
What if we didn't do that?

361
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,439
What if, instead, we got
our own client like EndFrame has,

362
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,000
a porn company or something?

363
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:11,517
That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle.
You can't just go get a client.

364
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:13,752
- Why not?
- 'Cause it's not that easy.

365
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,241
Why not?

366
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,711
'Cause EndFrame worked
that Intersite deal for months,

367
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,272
kicking every detail of the contract
and SLA back and forth,

368
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,318
promising tons of custom features.

369
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,438
And you can't just make that stuff up.

370
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:28,231
What if I didn't have to make it up?

371
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:32,759
What if I had every detail of their deal
on my computer right in front of me?

372
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,275
I'm sorry, um...

373
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,561
Are you just asking what if...

374
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:39,798
Or do you actually have this information?

375
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,914
Gilfoyle, please don't tell me

376
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,641
that you hacked into EndFrame's system.

377
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,601
Okay. I won't tell you that.

378
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,951
Well, did you hack into it or not?

379
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,158
My feeling is,

380
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,039
if you're the CEO of a company

381
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,676
and you're dumb enough
to leave your login info

382
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,354
on a Post-it note on your desk

383
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:08,277
while the people that you fucking ripped off are
physically in your office, it's not a hack.

384
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,876
It's barely social engineering.

385
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,839
It's more like natural selection.

386
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,834
Fucking ninja.

387
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:18,392
Okay, I was not in the room
while this was happening.

388
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,438
This is way over the line.

389
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,638
This is crazy illegal.

390
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,235
We're not trading on stolen information.

391
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,517
- It's not worth it.
- What if it was worth it?

392
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:28,035
It's not, so...

393
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,159
Gilfoyle, hypothetically,
how much is it worth?

394
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,200
$15 million.

395
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,436
- What?
- Holy shit!

396
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,354
Okay, I was definitely not in the room
while this happened.

397
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,751
I've got it all right
here with a bow on it.

398
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,276
Delivery dates, benchmarks.

399
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:46,435
They're promising to deliver
high-quality 4K streaming video

400
00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:48,114
at 20 megabits per second.

401
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,796
That's it? That's dog shit.

402
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:55,313
If we can put a half-decent build
of our platform in front of Intersite,

403
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,081
I mean, we can shark this 15 mil
right out from under EndFrame.

404
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,390
I... I don't understand.

405
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,950
How does Intersite
have all this money to throw around?

406
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,600
It's pornography, Richard.

407
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:08,117
Adult content has driven more important
tech adaption than anything.

408
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:11,114
I mean, the first fiction ever published
on a printing press

409
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,521
was an erotic tale.

410
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,433
And from there, it was Super 8 film,

411
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,036
Polaroid, home video,
digital, video on demand...

412
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,795
Credit card verification systems, Snapchat.

413
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:23,511
Pornography accounts for
37% of all Internet traffic.

414
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:24,671
38% when I'm on it.

415
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:28,152
Reducing Intersite server load
by a tiny fraction

416
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,312
could save them tens of millions
of dollars a year.

417
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:31,471
Hundreds.

418
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:35,794
$15 million is only like
six hours of Intersite CDN bill, right?

419
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,281
But to us, that...

420
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,672
I mean, we could settle out with Russ,
pay our legal fees,

421
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,151
have plenty of runway to get us to CES.

422
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,073
Minor detail. This is stealing.

423
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,835
You mean like lying and telling someone
that you want to fund their company,

424
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,480
and then taking their tech
when they meet with you?

425
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,678
Like that kind of stealing?

426
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,071
You wanted to do something, Richard.

427
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,800
This is something.

428
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,272
It's time to walk the
left-hand path, Richard.

429
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:22,000
The statistics here are clear.

430
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:25,119
Protecting existing revenue streams
in the current climate

431
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,352
is no longer a viable option.

432
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,274
We must run forward
simply to stay in place,

433
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:34,275
by doing what the adult industry
has always done, lead.

434
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,518
Pioneering cutting-edge interfaces

435
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:40,311
across new device platforms
like Oculus and iWhack

436
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,711
will be the key to our
survival as an industry.

437
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,760
And based on their recent
investment patterns,

438
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,561
tech leaders such as Facebook agree.

439
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:52,032
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the future.

440
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:06,241
What is that on your computer screen?
A fractal?

441
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:09,234
No, it's just pictures of art
I've been sending Karen

442
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,916
from my mobile phone,
which is charging over there.

443
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,437
I told her I just got back from
a gallery opening in Hunter's Point.

444
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,114
Who painted that disappointment?

445
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,120
Jaden, age five.

446
00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:21,761
I got it from his
Montessori school website.

447
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,753
He's not online, he's never gonna find out.

448
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:24,831
What?

449
00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,435
Crimes against children...

450
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,512
Really, so easy to get away with.

451
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,034
Oh, another text from Karen.

452
00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,760
"In your 'hood. Can I come over?

453
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,913
"IDK, too soon, question mark."

454
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,676
Fuck.

455
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,519
What's the issue?

456
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,876
This is what you want.

457
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,078
You know, it's...
The place is so dirty right now.

458
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:51,711
Probably another day
is best for such activity?

459
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,792
Should I tell her I'm out
getting Ethiopian tapas?

460
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,634
I don't see what the problem is here.

461
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,077
She wants to come over,
and she acknowledged that it's too soon.

462
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,118
You've basically done the deed,

463
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,680
which for you is

464
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,117
ejaculating in your own pants
all over your leg,

465
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,914
and then apologizing profusely.

466
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,352
Just maintain eye contact,

467
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,717
light some scented candles
and throw in some Sade.

468
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,679
The early stuff, though,

469
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,991
before her arrangements got too baroque.

470
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:17,357
Okay, that is sad.

471
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:20,001
But I can do this. Um...

472
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,721
She would never sleep with a guy
who lives like this.

473
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,355
I don't even know where to start.

474
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,797
Do you guys want to help me
clean up a little bit real quick?

475
00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,554
No, don't do that.

476
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,473
- Miss Kendall.
- Yeah.

477
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:34,637
Excuse me.

478
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:36,841
I am data compression.

479
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:39,481
I do data compression,

480
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,520
and I know that, um,
EndFrame is telling you

481
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,070
that they can lower your bandwidth
and storage costs

482
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:48,438
by delivering your new 4K video stream
at 20 megabits per second.

483
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,276
- Who the hell are you?
- Sorry. I'm Pied Piper.

484
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,193
I am Richard Hendricks of...

485
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,352
- You're the CEO.
- Yes.

486
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,194
- Uh, thank you.
- I saw you at TechCrunch.

487
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,841
How do you know the specs
of my EndFrame deal?

488
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:04,870
I can't... I don't...

489
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952
Okay. I don't like this at all,
Richard Hendricks.

490
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,555
I'm sorry. Goodbye.

491
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,473
I can save you millions in bandwidth.

492
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,351
My... My algorithm is lossless.

493
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:18,357
I can deliver the same 4K video
at seven megabits per second, 60 fps.

494
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,713
We are faster and have
a higher quality than EndFrame

495
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,076
at a third of the bit rate.

496
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:24,959
- Bullshit.
- I can prove it.

497
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,872
Before you spend a dime, let me prove it.

498
00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:31,360
You know I'm on the board of two charities

499
00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:34,593
and a no-kill animal shelter
with Gavin Belson, right?

500
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:37,150
The man who is suing you
for stealing his IP.

501
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,880
That lawsuit's bullshit.

502
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,994
I have a very complicated
deal in place with EndFrame.

503
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,232
Why should I back out
and take a risk on you?

504
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,155
Back there, you said

505
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:51,201
that your business needs to do
whatever it takes in order to survive.

506
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,079
Well, so does mine.

507
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,435
And this is it.

508
00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:58,912
If I don't get this deal,
my company is dead.

509
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:06,431
So this is your place?

510
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,596
Yes.

511
00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:11,037
I know it's weird
that a guy like me would live here,

512
00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:15,035
but, honestly, this is just where I rest.

513
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:18,393
Out there is where I live.

514
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:23,438
Did you get my link
to the Catalan animation festival?

515
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,750
Oh, did I?

516
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,191
Where do you stand on
the subtitling v. Dubbing debate?

517
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:28,795
'Cause to me, dubbing is boorish.

518
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:31,919
'Cause every language,
to me, has its own...

519
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,754
Hey, how'd you get on our Wi-Fi?

520
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,753
How does your phone know the password?

521
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,116
Did it?

522
00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,601
Yeah, it connected immediately.

523
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,638
- It's an alpha-numeric...
- Oh...

524
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,519
Long password.

525
00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:46,680
Um... I...

526
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:50,357
Okay, this is really weird.

527
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,716
Karen?

528
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,351
Erlich. Hey.

529
00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:59,318
I didn't realize that it was you, Karen,

530
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,916
the Karen that Dinesh...

531
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,714
You two know each other?

532
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,474
In a sense. Yeah.

533
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:08,511
- What...
- Outed by Wi-Fi.

534
00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:11,161
is the specifics of the "sense"?

535
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:12,871
Uh...

536
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:15,476
You never... You never called.

537
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:19,111
I got super busy.

538
00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:21,557
Hey, we all do.

539
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:25,601
Well, we should probably
head to the festival, so...

540
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:31,159
So did you ever find my earrings?

541
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,920
I... I don't know.

542
00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:38,396
Should we check the old lost and found?

543
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:39,517
Okay.

544
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:50,637
So, here goes.

545
00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:55,034
By wearing this standard
Hooli earbud headphone,

546
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:59,195
modified with a small piezoelectric sensor,

547
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:02,194
the user can control their Hooli phone

548
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:05,672
solely with their neural impulses.

549
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:09,197
Point, click, drag, even type,

550
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:12,160
all using only brainwaves.

551
00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:15,441
Think it and it happens.

552
00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:18,956
Holy shit.

553
00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:22,676
- Seriously?
- Seriously.

554
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,240
This is great.

555
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,038
Fuck, yes, team!

556
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:29,317
So what's our timeline here?

557
00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:31,233
I mean, when can we start testing this?

558
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:34,917
How long before we can
integrate this into Nucleus?

559
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:36,435
Not long.

560
00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:39,081
It'll probably happen in our lifetime.

561
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:43,595
We just have to figure out
how to make it work.

562
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:46,480
But I really believe that our grandchildren

563
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:49,838
are going to grow up
taking this technology for granted.

564
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:51,436
Our grandchildren?

565
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,353
I know you're single, but you know,
you might meet someone.

566
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:55,353
No. No! No! What...

567
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,000
What do you have that's ready now?

568
00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:58,356
Well, mmm...

569
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,752
Truth be told, we kind of put all
our eggs into this basket.

570
00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:07,438
But we do have
the kick-ass potato cannon, though.

571
00:26:08,430 --> 00:26:10,910
Although, actually, this one is...
ls broken.

572
00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:13,874
We tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in it,

573
00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:16,396
and it did not like that.

574
00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,794
Still in there, eh?

575
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,635
What do you think?
Will they ever find those earrings?

576
00:26:32,870 --> 00:26:35,032
Funny thing about lost items,

577
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:37,716
always in the last place you look.

578
00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:44,114
Thanks for coming in, guys.

579
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:46,158
I look forward to working with you.

580
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:48,559
Us, too.

581
00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:50,473
Come on back. This way.

582
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,634
We're right in here.

583
00:26:52,710 --> 00:26:54,121
Hey, Mark.

584
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,400
Good to see you again.

585
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,151
What is this?

586
00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,391
This is a bake-off.

587
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:03,232
I'm gonna give EndFrame and Pied Piper
the same video library to compress.

588
00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:04,436
In a week, I'll review

589
00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:06,638
and award the contract
to whoever does a better job.

590
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,836
What?

591
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,674
- Um, whomever.
- What?

592
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:13,512
Whomever does the better...
But okay, yeah. Never mind.

593
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,116
Welcome to the left-hand path, my friend.

