1 00:00:07,390 --> 00:00:09,438 - That was awesome. - We just fed our hogs 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,319 to those EndFrame motherfuckers. 3 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:12,471 I don't know. 4 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:13,790 Oh, shit. 5 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,641 Richard. 6 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:21,956 - I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame. - Yeah. 7 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:25,153 Uh, sorry that that deal didn't go through, Russ, 8 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:29,713 but this bake-off can be huge for us. 9 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:32,441 And we should actually get started. We have a lot of work to do. 10 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:33,796 Yeah. 11 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,760 We have a lot of work to do, Richard. 12 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,477 A lot. 13 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:41,198 We have to drink this entire bottle of tequila today. 14 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,752 - What? - Bake-off, bitch. 15 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:47,037 Let's get fucked up. Shots, baby. 16 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:51,240 - Uh... I don't... I don't... - Richard, this is my own brand. 17 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,514 Tres Comas. 18 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:54,751 Do you know what that means in Spanish? 19 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:57,993 - Three... - Nope. Three commas. 20 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,351 As in, the number I'll have 21 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:01,751 when we are done kicking the tar out of EndFrame 22 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,753 and I make that fuck pile of Intersite money. 23 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,161 Am I right? Come on, shots. 24 00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:08,638 - So, you're not mad? - No, of course not. 25 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:13,552 Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot. 26 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:16,839 We are going to drink to re-billionizing. 27 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,757 Okay. 28 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,116 To re-billionizing. 29 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,521 - To re-billionizing. - That's it. 30 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,195 One more? 31 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:30,871 Uh... 32 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:32,710 Russ... 33 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:39,595 We need to pay our lawyers and we need to pay our engineers, 34 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:43,470 so before you go, can you just write us another check, please? 35 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:45,712 What? No, Richard, giving you money right now 36 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:47,519 is the worst thing I could do for you. 37 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:49,597 What? Why? HOW? 38 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:50,671 Look what just happened. 39 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:53,435 I threatened to walk and you turned lean and hungry, 40 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:56,514 and you clawed your way into a $15-million deal. 41 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:59,520 And when you win this bake-off, because I gave you no money, 42 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,639 and I get my third comma back, 43 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,799 I promise you this, Richard, 44 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:07,838 I'm gonna come back here and you and I are gonna polish off 45 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,436 this entire motherfucking bottle of Tres Comas together. 46 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:11,876 Put it right up high. 47 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:15,152 Come on! Don't leave me hanging. 48 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,114 That's it! That's how we do business. 49 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:32,716 The Nucleus ad buy will be the largest in our history. 50 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,438 Awareness of this product will be unprecedented. 51 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:39,759 Yeah. Am I the only one concerned about overexposure? 52 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:43,194 Well, we haven't seen the platform yet, 53 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:48,151 but we're planning on slipping Nucleus to influential tech journalists and bloggers. 54 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,638 Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus... 55 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:55,159 Sorry, sorry. That strategy just sounds so inside the box. 56 00:02:55,230 --> 00:03:00,111 Might it not be more innovative to shroud Nucleus in mystery 57 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,437 until the official rollout next January? 58 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:07,599 Gavin, I'm sorry. Is everything okay with Nucleus? 59 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:10,394 We are on schedule, yes? 60 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,712 Because based on your assurances, 61 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:15,680 we've staked substantial resources on its performance. 62 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:21,841 Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel, listen to me very carefully. 63 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,557 Nucleus is on track. 64 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:28,391 And you have my word that if it fails to be everything we need it to be, 65 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,518 someone will be held responsible. 66 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:34,874 Me? You want me to come back to Hooli? 67 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:39,357 No way. It's too late. I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure. 68 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:42,673 My wife, my children and my mother are already back in Boston. 69 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,313 I'm here because I believe in you. 70 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:48,758 And because I believe we didn't believe in you enough before. 71 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:49,956 Yeah, you did not. 72 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:54,036 XYZ was beneath your talent. Surely you felt it. I did. 73 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,477 Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti? 74 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,796 XYZ is about the distant future. 75 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,111 But we can't wait for you. 76 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:05,161 We need you now, guiding critical components of our core business. 77 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,356 Components like Nucleus. 78 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:14,359 I'm sorry. Are you offering to put me in full charge of Nucleus? 79 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:17,873 Indeed I am. You and only you. 80 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:20,670 You'll get the credit and the glory. 81 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:25,711 The name Davis Bannerchek will be inextricably linked with that of Nucleus. 82 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,752 I mean, there's a chance no one will know I had anything to do with it at all. 83 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:36,514 Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop. 84 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,675 Who's done with the transcoding workflow? Me. 85 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:47,001 Good job, Carla. Or should I say, "Scrumptious"? 86 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,678 Because of the board, the scrum board. 87 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,361 - Oh, I get it. - Yeah. 88 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:58,394 Or just... I mean, not you. I mean, you could... You are. Uh... 89 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:03,715 Also, thanks to everybody for forgoing your salary this week. 90 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:08,479 Remember, if we win, bonuses all around, so... 91 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,516 Go team. 92 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,601 When we win. 93 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:15,795 That is rousing, Richard. 94 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,158 Yeah, so, when we win it. 95 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,919 Whoa. Have you guys seen this? 96 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:27,597 Seth, the network security guy from EndFrame, 97 00:05:27,710 --> 00:05:30,395 just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed." 98 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:33,076 No way. You think we got him fired? 99 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:36,110 I bet we did. That's awesome. 100 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,440 Well, we never actually breached his security. 101 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,719 Remember we got Marc's login info and went through the front door? 102 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,360 So, he didn't actually do anything wrong. 103 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:48,636 He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm. 104 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:52,635 Yeah. So, by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of shit. 105 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:56,354 Well, the pieces of shit fired him. 106 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,152 So, his "piece of shit" status is reversed. 107 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:02,234 Okay, fine. So, the transitive property may no longer apply, 108 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:04,961 but the reflexive property states everything is equal to itself. 109 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:08,159 So, since he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit. 110 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,398 Okay, math aside, 111 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:14,759 the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code. Okay? 112 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:16,912 So, he's getting fired for no reason. 113 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,675 And I kind of feel bad for the guy. 114 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:22,670 He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up. 115 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,117 But he didn't screw up, 116 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:26,238 and he'll never know that for the rest of his life. 117 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,511 I bet you're right. 118 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:30,076 He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere. 119 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,754 I wish I could see that. 120 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:34,751 Piece of shit. 121 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:36,636 He's a piece of shit. 122 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,956 Monica? 123 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:58,394 Did you forget about Jian Yang and I's pitch? 124 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,114 No, I was on my phone. 125 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:02,716 You talking to Benson or Hedges? Am I right? 126 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,793 - Cigarette company. - Clever. 127 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:08,955 What if I told you there is an app on the market... 128 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,874 Not now. No, no, you wait until you're inside. Okay? 129 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,474 We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet. 130 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:19,119 Head in. I'll meet you in there. I just need to finish this call. 131 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,434 Sure. Cool with a 132 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:24,596 Okay. 133 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,236 Water. 134 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,870 What if I told you there is an app... 135 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:34,432 Jian Yang, this is the assistant. We wait for the boss to pitch. 136 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:36,239 The woman you saw outside. Okay? 137 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:38,551 Oh, the lady who was smoking? You said no. 138 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:41,918 Sorry. Monica was smoking? Cigarettes? 139 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,116 Cigarettes. 140 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:45,796 No, no, no. He's confused. He's Chinese. 141 00:07:45,990 --> 00:07:49,881 He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute we saw at the gas station. 142 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:52,915 She was smoking cigarettes. So sad. 143 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:54,271 Oh. 144 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,641 Jian Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto. 145 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,758 People are lunatics about smoking here. 146 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,755 We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China. All right? 147 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:08,235 Where people smoke all the time. 148 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:11,757 I don't smoke. Except for special occasions. 149 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,514 So, you do smoke? 150 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,001 Wait, have you been smoking in my house? 151 00:08:15,270 --> 00:08:19,480 No. There's no special occasion ever happen in your house. 152 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:25,118 See this little bald spot on my temple? 153 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:28,198 I've literally been tearing my own hair out. 154 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,876 I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times, 155 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:34,271 and all he kept sending me were these photos. 156 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,552 Some woman choking. Balls. 157 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:43,477 Choking. A pair of balls. I get it. "Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus. 158 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,516 He's such a dick. 159 00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:49,638 How the fuck did he get into my system? At least give me a hint. 160 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:52,995 Something. Anything. 161 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,151 Fuck. 162 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,836 What if, hypothetically, 163 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:09,111 there was a certain CEO in your office that left his login information on a Post-it, 164 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:14,319 and a certain someone took it and used that to get in? 165 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:18,991 Are you saying Gilfoyle never penetrated my network? 166 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,874 I'm saying you weren't fired 167 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:26,113 because of anything to do with your security config. 168 00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:27,876 It wasn't my fault? 169 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:30,234 - Oh, my God. - You know what? 170 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,317 I'm glad I came here. 171 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:34,392 I think it's good just to get everything out in the open... 172 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:36,433 That piece of shit! 173 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,672 Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me. 174 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,321 - What're you doing? No, don't call him. - Hello, Gilfoyle? 175 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,040 - It's Seth. - Don't mention me or... 176 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:45,920 Richard just told me about the Post-it, so fuck you! 177 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:48,352 You just fucked with the wrong hacker. 178 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:49,551 There's... There's kids. 179 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,833 I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system. Fuck you, Gilfoyle! 180 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:57,476 Fuck you, Richard! Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks! 181 00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:03,159 I actually, don't... I don't know him. I'm just here by myself. 182 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,960 Just watching and waiting. 183 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,519 I love kids. Not like that. 184 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,750 So... 185 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,233 Why would you do that? Why would you go talk to him? 186 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:17,234 I don't know, you know. Face-to-face meetings make things better. 187 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,836 I just felt bad for the guy, and he was not doing well. 188 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:24,075 I mean, what if I hadn't said anything and he'd have, you know, killed himself? 189 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,278 Yeah, well, there's no chance of that now, is there? 190 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,081 Richard, you don't seem to understand what's going on. 191 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:32,597 We hacked into EndFrame's system and stole their specs. 192 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:35,436 You can't go traipsing around to their former employees 193 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,434 telling them how we did it just to make them feel better. 194 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,558 You're a fucking black hat now. Act like it. 195 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,951 - What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat? - Shh! 196 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,191 EndFrame stole from us first. 197 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,831 And since the negative of a negative is a positive, stealing from a thief is okay. 198 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:49,355 It's the additive inverse property. 199 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:52,036 Math aside, Richard, we're all black hats now. 200 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,954 The point is, what are we gonna do about Seth? 201 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,031 How do you mean? 202 00:10:56,110 --> 00:11:00,240 Well, I mean, we have an unemployed and very pissed off systems guy 203 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:04,440 who very publicly threatened to skullfuck our whole system. 204 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:07,554 He's not gonna do shit. He's a coder. 205 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,440 By definition, we're all pussies. 206 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:15,234 Look, he'll vent for half an hour and then he'll go LARPing and mogging 207 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,318 and stroke his dick for a while. 208 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:21,873 Even if he does try to crack us, Richard, I built our network security myself. 209 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:23,952 - I'm not worried about it at all. - So, just... 210 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,315 This doesn't concern you guys? 211 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:30,276 Okay, because he said, and I quote, that he was going to skullfuck us! 212 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,473 On. Hey. Hi. 213 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:36,351 - You have a great daughter. - Come on, Ashley, let's go. 214 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,911 Go for Erlich. 215 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,037 Thanks for outing me. 216 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,881 You're gay. That explains so much. 217 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,318 No, outing me for smoking. 218 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,477 I was heading home when my insane boss called me into the conference room 219 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:57,833 for some kind of anti-smoking intervention. 220 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:02,351 "No one ever died from secondhand heroin." Yeah, she said that. 221 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,512 - What did you say? - I said nothing. 222 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,834 Jian Yang may have let a little something slip to your boy Friday, 223 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,514 but don't worry, I covered with aplomb. 224 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,311 That little weasel tells Laurie everything. 225 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:15,597 On that topic, what did you think of his app? 226 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,241 Well, the fundamental idea is sound. 227 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,961 An app that helps parents find the least crowded playgrounds. 228 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,236 Good. So, you understood him. 229 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:27,316 The problem is, he's basically created the perfect tool for pedophiles to find victims. 230 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:30,879 Yes, and pedophiles are typically not early-adopters, 231 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,556 so we would miss out on that whole market. 232 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,315 That's problematic. 233 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,239 Well, we'll tweak it when we present it to your boss. 234 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,161 I don't think what I saw was close to ready for Laurie. 235 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,401 Oh, really, Monica? 236 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,599 Well, I'm sorry that your boss unearthed your filthy little secret, 237 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,957 but believe it or not, I actually tried to have your back, 238 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:50,237 and I was hoping you might do the same for me. 239 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:55,711 Then again, your judgment is suspect. You are a smoker. 240 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,081 I smoke a few cigarettes a week. 241 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:05,479 Fine. I'll ask Laurie for five minutes, but that's it. 242 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,475 And tell Jian Yang he better bring it. 243 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,115 Monica, we may never know 244 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:13,155 what indecipherable Chinese province Jian Yang comes from, 245 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,074 but I know this much, 246 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:19,081 Jian Yang was born to bring it, and you have got to try women. 247 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,161 I mean, just give it a... 248 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:25,634 I'm sure the work that you have done so far has been very good. 249 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,681 But now that I am here, the real work begins, 250 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,957 and time is of the essence. 251 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,880 I'm gonna need status reports from every department. 252 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,597 Where are we? 253 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,715 We have a mobile beta on a HooliPhone. 254 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,476 You wanna see it? 255 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,321 Hmm, yeah. 256 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,271 He quit? What do you mean he quit? 257 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:56,200 According to security, he entered the building at 9:13. 258 00:13:56,270 --> 00:14:00,639 He met with the Nucleus team for 11 minutes. Then he used his key card to exit the building. 259 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:05,193 Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73 in a 25 zone going past our daycare center. 260 00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,759 He never returned, and he hasn't responded to our calls or e-mail. 261 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,916 Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing? 262 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,715 Bannerchek was gonna step in at the last minute 263 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,758 and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus. 264 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,310 Now the world will know that you're responsible for Nucleus. 265 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,996 You and you alone. 266 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,471 Not now! 267 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:35,238 Okay, so, no attempts to externally access the system? Right? 268 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:38,837 No SQLi, XSS, worms, Trojans, nothing? 269 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:43,111 Same answer as I gave you the last three days. No. 270 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,955 Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good. 271 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,273 Richard, your paranoia has become officially tedious. 272 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:52,479 Okay, okay. Our platform is basically built. 273 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:56,555 Tomorrow, Intersite is gonna start dumping 100 terabytes of video 274 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:59,913 directly onto our server via fucking FTP. 275 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,761 We are gonna be the most vulnerable we've ever been. 276 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,559 And Seth is out there lurking. 277 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:10,114 Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce, like an Internet panther, and we don't care. 278 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:13,990 Okay, well, frankly, your lack of paranoia is insane to me. 279 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,441 Now you're paranoid that we're not paranoid enough? 280 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,833 You're para-paranoid, Richard. 281 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,281 - Where are you going? - To the kitchen. 282 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,471 Why are you going together? 283 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,756 Are you gonna talk about me? 284 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,480 What're you looking at? You guys have got a lot of work to do. 285 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,957 I'm glad you reached out. 286 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:57,437 And I want you to know I'm not gonna do any of those things that I threatened to do. 287 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:02,512 Really? Just to be clear, no skullfucking of any kind? 288 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:05,434 No. I guess I just needed to vent. 289 00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:10,231 Actually, I was pretty worried that you were gonna do something crazy. 290 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,236 You can relax. 291 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:17,518 And please tell Gilfoyle I'm sorry for what I said, 292 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,001 and that he can relax, too. 293 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,357 Uh... 294 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:23,593 You don't have to worry about Gilfoyle. He couldn't have cared less. 295 00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:25,955 - Really? - Yeah. 296 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:31,196 You know, I gotta be honest. I mean, I'm really glad I came back here. 297 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:34,399 I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle obviously said it was a bad idea, 298 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,995 especially given what happened. 299 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:39,870 But this just really restores my faith that face-to-face meetings are the way to... 300 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,191 That smug cocksucker didn't think I had the skills 301 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,193 to break into his system, that motherfucker. 302 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,874 What? What are you... Don't... Who are you calling? 303 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,681 - Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again. - Hey, don't mention that I... 304 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,957 Richard here just told me you're not afraid of me. 305 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:53,761 Well, you know what I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker? 306 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,355 Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter. 307 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,637 I'm skullfucking the shit out of your system this time. 308 00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:01,237 How you like me now, you cocksucking, motherfucking piece of shit? 309 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,880 In our initial build, 310 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,960 we realized that the same Geo-tagging technology 311 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,637 that could be used to locate uncrowded playgrounds 312 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:14,840 could also be used to prey on children, our greatest natural resource, 313 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:18,312 by one of society's worst elements, pedophiles. 314 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:22,755 The pedophile facing nature of the app would present marketing pain points. Yes. 315 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,037 But under Monica's guidance, 316 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,557 we realized the same technology could also be used 317 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:35,115 to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map of an even worse segment of the population. 318 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,876 - Worse than pedophiles? - Smokers. 319 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,436 Oh. 320 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:43,560 Because, let's face it, no one's ever died of secondhand heroin. 321 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,956 True. 322 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,797 True. 323 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:50,397 With our app, users can locate and thus avoid 324 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:55,601 these self-indulgent, self-destructive, negligent monsters. 325 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,115 - Negligent? - Yeah. 326 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,833 We call it "Smokation." 327 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:04,076 It's a clever hybrid of "smoker" and "location." 328 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,360 It's interesting. 329 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,835 It's interesting. 330 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,840 Well done. Well done. 331 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,720 So, what kind of term sheet do you think she's gonna lay on us? 332 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,918 There's a lot of work to do, 333 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:23,153 but you certainly knew how to play to your audience. 334 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,716 So, I'd say it looks good. 335 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,311 Oh! 336 00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,040 Today is a great day. 337 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,555 What is he doing? 338 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:34,750 Special occasion. 339 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:36,957 - Oh, shit. - You... 340 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,476 You brought cigarettes in here? 341 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,234 No, I take from her purse. 342 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,999 Well, this is it. 343 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,916 Our pants are basically around our ankles until this transfer is done. Anything? 344 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,230 Again, no. Nothing. 345 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,753 Okay. Well, did you sweep for... 346 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,355 Unauthorized kernel modules, yes. 347 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,593 I even purged the entire server hypervisor again. 348 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,992 I know we are vulnerable, right now, but, Richard, we're covered, okay? 349 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,521 We severed the prod and Dev net. 350 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,718 Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking Faraday cage. 351 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:12,432 We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back to this Stone Age hard line Ethernet switch. 352 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,712 Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s? 353 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:19,196 Richard, no one is cracking our transfer. 354 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:24,640 Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state, not Sk3wl of fucking ROOt. 355 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,761 No one. 356 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:31,241 And in two hours and 47 minutes, when we've pulled all of Intersite's data 357 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:35,315 onto our servers, we're golden, so just chill the fuck out. 358 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,591 Do another Weissman test to make yourself feel better. 359 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:39,751 I just did. 360 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,471 Still at 5.1? 361 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,593 Uh... Actually, 5.2. 362 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,801 - Holy shit, dude. That's blazing. - Hmm. 363 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,153 Wait, so, we're actually gonna win this thing. 364 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,115 I don't know. Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes. 365 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,472 Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in. 366 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,595 - Hey, come on, why's the door locked? - Coming. 367 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,399 - Are you afraid you're gonna get raped? - Jared, don't... 368 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:03,438 What? You're locking the door now? You don't answer my texts. What the fuck? 369 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:06,878 Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture right now, so... 370 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,190 What's that? 371 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,240 That is pornography, thousands of hours of it. 372 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,155 Yeah, it is. 373 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:17,071 Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy to walk this through with you. 374 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,596 Okay. No, no, I'm out of here. Just answer me this, are we good? 375 00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:22,316 Uh, yes. The platform is running great. 376 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,081 But it's just really fragile right now and we have a lot to focus on. 377 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,760 So, again, probably tomorrow would be... 378 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,912 Fine, fine, but after we have tequila. 379 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,521 - What? - Shots, boys. 380 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,354 - I'm in. - No, no one's in. 381 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,114 What are... We're not doing shots right now. 382 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:38,956 Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy and have some tequila with your money guy. 383 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,111 You're not our money guy. 384 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,351 I'm not your money guy. Since when? 385 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:43,273 Since you stopped giving us money, asshole. 386 00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,671 Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean. 387 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,515 No. You forced us to hack EndFrame and break the law. 388 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,752 And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat. 389 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:57,151 But that's okay. That's okay. That's cool. 390 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:58,834 We're gonna win this bake-off 391 00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:01,311 and pay you enough money to go away forever. 392 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,516 So, take your shitty tequila 393 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:04,752 and your shitty jeans with fucking metal chunks on them, 394 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,195 and get the fuck out of here. 395 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,076 Wow. That's... 396 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,356 That's harsh. 397 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:20,518 First of all, this is not shitty tequila. This is very good tequila. 398 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:24,079 400-year-old family-run distillery. Super high-end shit. 399 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:29,201 But I guess what really bums me out is I thought we got each other. 400 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,912 You know, you were my guys, you know? 401 00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,071 That guy- 402 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,115 Bin Laden. 403 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,471 He fucks. 404 00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:50,281 You know what's hard about being a billionaire, Richard? 405 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:54,479 You never know if someone likes you for you or for your money. 406 00:21:55,510 --> 00:22:00,118 And I guess, with you, it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard? 407 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:05,277 Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even leave you the tequila because that's who I am. 408 00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:07,440 But before I go, 409 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:11,270 I want you to come outside and see something. It's a gift. 410 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,437 Come on outside, everybody. Just... I won't waste your time. 411 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,790 Just for a second. 412 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:18,551 No way. 413 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,759 A McLaren 650$ Spider. 414 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:26,078 Yup, just like the one I had to sell when I dropped below a 415 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:27,991 Billion. 416 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,758 What do you think, Richard? You like it? 417 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,241 Uh, wow! Uh... 418 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,075 I don't know what to say. 419 00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:39,235 You got this for me? 420 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:41,391 What? 421 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,596 No, I... It's for me. I bought this for myself. 422 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,877 To celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion. 423 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:51,996 That's why I came here, to show it to you. To say thank you. I'm not an asshole. 424 00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:55,913 - You drove here with a bow on it? - No, I put it on after I parked. 425 00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:57,357 I don't understand. 426 00:22:57,430 --> 00:23:00,513 You got yourself a gift to prove that you're not an asshole? 427 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:01,717 Right. 428 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,837 Sorry. Hello. 429 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:06,594 This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of Intersite. 430 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:09,150 What the fuck are you doing? You're deleting all my data. 431 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:12,837 What the hell? What the hell? 432 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,832 - Fuck, I'm locked out of the system. - So am I. 433 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,793 - We all are. - It's just deleting everything. 434 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:21,235 You motherfuckers! 435 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:25,239 It's fucking Seth. Gilfoyle, you said you had this. 436 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:28,075 I thought I did. I don't... This is fucking impossible! 437 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:30,517 You guys are killing me. I'm losing hundreds of hours of content. 438 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:34,481 Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull the plug. Shut it down on your end. 439 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:37,793 I can't. The disk is spinning at 100% and I don't have access. 440 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:40,680 Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb, and you locked me out of my own system. 441 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,081 Okay, Carla, shut it down. 442 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:44,592 None of the system shortcuts are responding. 443 00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:46,281 Can't even SIGKILL the transfer. 444 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,791 It's like all of our keyboards are locked. 445 00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:51,954 Okay, fucking... Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this 446 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,600 and talk to you on the phone at the same time, so... 447 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,956 Don't you dare fucking hang up on... 448 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:57,158 How the fuck did Seth do this? 449 00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:58,880 Well, you said he was harmless. 450 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,880 Obviously I was wrong. He must be inside as root. 451 00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:04,392 It's like he's right here in this house melting us down. 452 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:06,712 Can you guys just shut the fuck up? I'm trying to sleep. 453 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:10,078 Why the fuck would you smoke immediately after an anti-smoking pitch? 454 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,517 - Why would you do that? Why? - It's a special occasion. 455 00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:13,637 Go to your room! Fuck! 456 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:14,956 My keyboard isn't hooked up to anything... 457 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,953 Seth is single-handedly fucking the future of this company 458 00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,270 and there's nothing we can do about it! 459 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:21,240 Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. 460 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:23,641 It just stopped deleting. 461 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:29,471 Hey, guys. 462 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,472 I think it's this. 463 00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,355 - What the fuck? - It's happening again. 464 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:38,958 - No, no, no! Stop doing that! - Take it off! Take it off! 465 00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,077 Huh. 466 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,471 The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key. It was... 467 00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:49,431 The corner of it. 468 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:52,840 It was just... it just got on there. 469 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,272 That's not great, but... 470 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:01,401 Good now. Here you go. 471 00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:03,311 I'm gonna... 472 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:06,636 I gotta go. 473 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:17,599 Did we delete over 9,000 hours of your premium content? 474 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,473 Yes, we did. 475 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,634 And that is bad, certainly. 476 00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:25,673 But the way we did it. 477 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:31,399 See, our compression is so incredibly powerful 478 00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:35,441 that we were able to delete all those files 479 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:39,117 at a rate that until now was unthinkable. 480 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:43,399 If we're considering just raw speed. 481 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,200 So, uh, just bear in mind, 482 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:51,513 you know, when making your final decision, 483 00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:56,915 had EndFrame accidentally put a tequila bottle on their delete key, 484 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:04,193 I guarantee, they would have struggled to delete half the amount of files that we did. 485 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:06,637 At best. 486 00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:10,513 Or worst. I could also... 487 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,513 I could... I... 488 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,161 - Ended up being the worst. - Worst. 489 00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:17,031 - Definitely. - Yeah. 490 00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:21,716 But you know what? Um... 491 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,875 I... 492 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:29,358 I'm actually glad that we came here today, all of us, 493 00:26:29,470 --> 00:26:30,801 because this is good. 494 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:35,318 Because now more than ever, in these times, 495 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:38,953 meeting face-to-face... 496 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:40,995 Get out. 497 00:26:42,710 --> 00:26:45,077 - All of us or just... - Now. All of you. 498 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:46,881 Okay. 499 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:50,601 Thank you for your time. 500 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:56,553 I would be remiss if I didn't mention that 501 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:01,038 your sites are some of my primary destinations... 502 00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:02,475 - Out. - Okay.