1 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:11,309 Hey, could we get one more round, please? 2 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,109 It's on a tab, Bighetti. 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,864 - Sure. Coming up. - Cool. Thanks. 4 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:17,750 Well, well, look who's the big shot. 5 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,424 Yeah, big shot. 6 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,549 How are you guys? Everything good over at Nucleus? 7 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:25,590 Nucleus is dog shit. How do you do it, man? 8 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:29,870 You used to be the most useless guy in the entire Nucleus team, 9 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,382 but now you run an entire division. 10 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:33,905 Did you ever ask yourself why? 11 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:37,143 No. No, I never have. 12 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,268 Do you have any skill at all 13 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,911 other than magically failing your way to the top? 14 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:46,464 I have a boat. I guess that's not really a skill. 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,941 - Fucking Big Head, man. - Fucking Big Head. 16 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,186 Take care. 17 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:54,981 Oh. 18 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,631 Hey. Hey, you forgot your phone. 19 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,509 At least, I think this is your... 20 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,183 Holy shit. 21 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,381 Holy shit. 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,861 Right? 23 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,623 - This is Nucleus? - Yep. 24 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:15,984 That is a beta of their entire mobile platform, 25 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,381 and it sucks. 26 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:20,862 Yeah. I mean, the UX is, like, Soviet-era. 27 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,944 When it stores photos, they actually get larger. 28 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:25,465 They never cracked middle-out. 29 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,230 I actually kind of wish you didn't show me this, 30 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,782 because now I know we totally would have beaten them. 31 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:33,501 As it is now, I mean, we can't get funded. 32 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,184 All of our new coders quit. 33 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,189 I mean, can you even imagine what would happen 34 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,110 if, like, a tech blog got their hands on that piece of shit? 35 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,620 They'd tear it apart. 36 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:45,068 I mean, it could actually totally destroy Nucleus' release. 37 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:49,350 I bet Gavin would do, shit, anything to prevent that from happening, right? 38 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:50,865 Yeah, totally. 39 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:54,030 Jesus, Richard, am I actually ahead of you on this? 40 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,629 Take the phone, man. 41 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:01,023 - It's yours. Take it. - Are you serious? 42 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:04,309 Yeah, dude. Come on, I owe you. 43 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:08,545 I mean, I was about to quit Hooli and move home. 44 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,706 And then Gavin promoted me just to spite you. 45 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:15,182 And now, he keeps promoting me for some inexplicable reason. 46 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,343 I mean, I haven't done anything, Richard. I mean, less than nothing. 47 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:22,106 - Well, yeah. - But look at me now. 48 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:28,022 We're sitting on my boat, Richard, and that's because of you. 49 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:31,422 Soon, we can sail it to fucking Hawaii 50 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,145 or Sausalito. 51 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,143 Three more classes, and I get my boat license. 52 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:36,905 Really? How many classes does it take? 53 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:39,267 Three. It's three classes. 54 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,588 I heard you can pay somebody to take the test for you, 55 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,464 but I just haven't got around to it yet. 56 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,663 Enough with your coy bullshit, Richard, okay? 57 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,151 I know you have my goddamn phone. 58 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,143 What the fuck do I have to do to get it back? 59 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:05,185 Well, I was thinking that in exchange for my help, you... 60 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,231 I'm sorry, hold on. 61 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:10,228 You can't use the term "in exchange." 62 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:13,463 it implies causality. That's basically extortion. 63 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:17,386 Any actions he takes must be un-coerced and of his own volition. 64 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,501 Go. 65 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,061 Hello. It's me again. 66 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:25,345 I was thinking that if you found your phone, 67 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,902 you might be so happy that you would be inclined 68 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:31,631 - to drop the lawsuit. - Why would I do that? 69 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,028 Because if you found your phone, 70 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:38,230 that would mean that no tech bloggers or journalists did, 71 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:44,143 and they couldn't write a scathing review based on what was on it, as it sucks. 72 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:48,789 Uh, who knows? It might even cause Hooli stock to crash 73 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,705 or certain careers to be ruined. 74 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,829 Richard, are you threatening me? 75 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:55,181 Uh... 76 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:57,740 Am I threatening you? 77 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,300 That's a good question. 78 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,381 Um... 79 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,825 No. 80 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,710 If you don't give me my fucking phone back, I'm gonna find you, 81 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:08,751 bend you over your desk and fuck you so hard, your front teeth... 82 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:11,341 Hold on. 83 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:14,584 You can't threaten them, especially not sexually. 84 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:17,823 This little shit could cause major damage here. 85 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,221 What am I allowed to say? 86 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:23,064 - Richard, it's me again. - Yes. 87 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,545 Here's my concern. 88 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:27,744 If my phone ends up in the hands of a journalist, 89 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,870 Palo Alto Chief of Police, Ed Gaskins, 90 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:33,944 who, apropos of nothing, happens to be a close personal friend of mine, 91 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,745 would have to go and ask this person where they got my phone. 92 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:40,422 Keep in mind, these aren't real journalists, Richard. 93 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,945 They're tech journalists. 94 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,270 Do you think they'd go to prison to protect their source? 95 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,061 I don't either. 96 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:50,861 And since this phone's OS is a stolen prototype 97 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:56,663 worth $40 to $60 million, you're looking at felony grand theft, Richard. 98 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:01,262 You could go to jail for 40 years. 99 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:05,944 Then again, you'd probably be fine in a full-blown hard time penitentiary. 100 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:10,071 I mean, after they waxed your rectum 101 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:13,104 and knocked out all your front teeth just to make things easier. 102 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:19,909 You know, Gavin, if you don't want my help, then I guess we'll just see what happens. 103 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:26,831 All right, Richard. So, what do we do here? 104 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,270 I don't know. What do we do here? 105 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,541 Paul, are you there? 106 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:34,662 - Ron? - Hey, buddy, 107 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:36,310 Sam and Melinda there, too? 108 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,667 - They are. They say hi. - Hey, Ron. 109 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,191 What up, kids? 110 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,747 Let me hit you back in 10 and we'll sidebar this. 111 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,743 Binding arbitration? What's that? 112 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:53,585 Well, it's like a trial, but massively accelerated. 113 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:56,664 Next week, we're gonna go in front of a retired judge 114 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:59,823 and argue our whole lawsuit in just two days, and then we're done. 115 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,222 So, this will all be resolved next week? 116 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,951 I've always wanted to go to binding arbitration. 117 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:07,307 A weird thing to have always wanted to do. 118 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:11,465 Everybody who's ever sued me has settled out of court. Pussies. 119 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,951 But now, finally, I'll be able to take the stand, be a part of the big show. 120 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:20,025 No show. This is a serious legal proceeding, okay? 121 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,070 And speaking to that, Ron LaFlamme has got us a new litigator 122 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,949 and we are meeting him in an hour. 123 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,307 How are we gonna pay this person? 124 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:32,068 Our guy has agreed to waive his entire fee until our case is resolved. 125 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,626 It's some wet-behind-the-ears noob straight out of law school. 126 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,705 No, he is said to be very experienced, one of the best in the biz. 127 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,949 Then why the fuck would he take our case on spec? 128 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,986 Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, 129 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:48,109 amyl nitrate, also known as "poppers," at the time of my arrest? 130 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:49,944 In large quantities. 131 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:53,991 Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18? 132 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,591 Repeatedly. I admit this. 133 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:01,585 Did I violate the Mann Act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes? 134 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,227 Alleged, but not proven. 135 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,141 And, boy, they tried. They tried. 136 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,791 Therefore, I was incarcerated and I was disbarred. 137 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,830 Wait, hold on. You were disbarred? 138 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,470 So, you can't practice law? 139 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:18,103 Not in open court in the State of California. That's correct. 140 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,750 But this is an arbitration. 141 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:22,344 I'm really grateful for the opportunity. 142 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,951 I'm turning my life around. 143 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,426 I've served my time. 144 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,785 Questions? 145 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:33,870 I guess I have one at least. What does amyl nitrate do? 146 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,988 - Oh, it dilates the anus. - That is accurate. 147 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:38,785 Also produces euphoria. 148 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,267 - Okay, thank you, Pete and Jared. - Sure. 149 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:48,186 Anal dilation aside, what do you think of our case? 150 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,707 You think we're gonna go in there and just dick-slap those Hooli pieces of shit? 151 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:56,424 I have reviewed your case and it is extremely strong. 152 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:57,826 Thank God. 153 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,267 I do, every day of my life. 154 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,429 It's only by his grace that I was able 155 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:06,387 to survive that plunge into the ravine and 11 months in a state penitentiary. 156 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:12,227 I'm sorry, were you in an emotional ravine or did you actually go into a ravine? 157 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,341 Both. 158 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:17,305 Now, with your approval, I would like to move forward. 159 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:21,186 I currently am not in possession of an office, 160 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,228 and I'm residing in a halfway house, 161 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,509 so I would like to give Hooli Legal your home address. 162 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,587 Why? 163 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,425 They need to send over their discovery documents, 164 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,621 all of them. 165 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,744 All of them? 166 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,223 This is craziness. 167 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,109 Couldn't they have just emailed all this? 168 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:43,911 I mean, it's mostly just printed-out emails, anyway. 169 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,670 Yeah, of course, they could have. 170 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:49,540 And it would have been digitally searchable, and that is the point. 171 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,861 It's a classic document dump. 172 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:55,262 But what they didn't take into account is the power of us. 173 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:59,865 So, grab a box, guys. Start pulling anything you think is relevant. 174 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:04,545 And you may have to work pretty hard, but it will free us from this lawsuit. 175 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,469 - Are you saying, "Work will set you free"? - Yes. 176 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:09,621 They have the manpower. 177 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,101 We have the perseverance. Triumph of the will. 178 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,388 He's the most cheerful person I've ever heard quote Hitler. 179 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:23,501 So, Hooli's entire intellectual property claim boils down to three simple questions. 180 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,186 Did your work on Pied Piper at any time overlap 181 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:28,945 with your scope of work or Hooli business? 182 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,146 Uh, no. 183 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,348 Did you ever do work on Pied Piper on Hooli time? 184 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:33,421 No. 185 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,071 And at no time did you ever use Hooli equipment 186 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,869 to develop Pied Piper in any way? 187 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,226 No, never. 188 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:43,061 We're on our way, then. You just tell that honestly to the court, and we're home free. 189 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,421 Okay. 190 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:49,028 Unless, of course, you've offered a conflicting version of that to anyone, 191 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:53,185 a friend, your parents, girlfriend. 192 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:58,744 No, no, and not possible. I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, three years. 193 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:00,221 Boyfriend? 194 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,861 No. I'm not gay, just busy. 195 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:07,183 - We're not litigating your sexuality. - That's good, yeah. 196 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,309 It's a good thing, too, because if we were, we'd all end up in prison. 197 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,586 Am I right? 198 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,180 No offense. 199 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,262 Here, I did a first pass. Let me know what you think. 200 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:19,023 Just a few questions for you to ask me while I'm on the stand. 201 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,989 It's rough clay. We can shape it as we go. 202 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,904 You realize I have no intention of ever putting you on the stand? 203 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:25,751 What? Why not? 204 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,381 Well, I just don't think you have anything to offer the case. 205 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,345 They're trying to say that Pied Piper was created at Hooli, 206 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,862 whereas I'm living proof that it was created here in my incubator. 207 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,307 I nurtured Richard like a little baby. 208 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:41,950 I was his patron, like the Borgias with Da Vinci. 209 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:46,901 Actually, the Medici were Da Vinci's patrons. The Borgias poisoned people. 210 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,869 - Say "Medici" again. - Medici. 211 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,783 - Shut the fuck up. - That's how you pronounce it. 212 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:55,229 Let's be clear, okay? The burden of proof falls on Hooli here. And they have none. 213 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,270 You have a Barrett 50-caliber rifle at your disposal 214 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,150 that you can use to shoot Gavin Belson in the goddamn face. 215 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,306 And you're not gonna use it? What kind of fucking attorney are you? 216 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,785 Well, technically, I can't refer to myself as an attorney 217 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:11,546 until I'm reinstated and make restitution to my victims' families. 218 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,303 I'm a lawyer. And I'm a good one. 219 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:18,181 And if you know one end of a Barrett 50-cal from the other, 220 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,546 I'll eat a bowl of shit. 221 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:22,470 Did you get a taste for that on the inside? Mmm? 222 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:39,661 Hey, guys, 223 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:44,229 it's been almost two weeks since the mother condor has been to the nest. 224 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,302 Do you think something might be wrong with the egg? 225 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,231 Something is. It's on our website. 226 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:51,468 No, really. I mean... 227 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,901 I think maybe I should call the museum, see if this is normal. 228 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,062 Jared, you want that egg to be alive, right? 229 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,301 - Of course. - Well, right now, 230 00:11:57,420 --> 00:12:01,106 because you don't know whether it is or not, it exists in both states, 231 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,545 like Schrödinger's cat. 232 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:03,941 Like what? 233 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,784 It's a quantum mechanics thought experiment 234 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:09,626 that an Austrian physicist came up with to help understand quantum states. 235 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:14,024 So, he imagined putting a cat into a box with poisoned food. 236 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,387 There's a 50/50 chance the cat eats it. 237 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,110 That does sound rather Austrian. 238 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,306 So, according to Schrödinger, 239 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:22,623 if you open the box and confirm that the cat is dead, 240 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,351 then in a sense, you've killed the cat. 241 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:28,230 Or if you call the museum and get the information, 242 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,105 then you've killed the egg. 243 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,668 No, that's silly. 244 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,225 Is it? 245 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,550 Okay. 246 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,781 I'm just gonna think about it for a minute. 247 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,021 Richard. 248 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,224 - Yeah? - We have a problem. 249 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,426 What's up? 250 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,821 You and I are going into arbitration tomorrow. 251 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:54,503 I need you to look me right in the eye and tell me why you've been lying to me. 252 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,670 I haven't been lying to you. 253 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,823 You told me you haven't had a girlfriend for three years. 254 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:03,549 I have found at least 15 emails to Nelson Bighetti 255 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,351 in the last year where you reference a girlfriend. 256 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:09,420 "Spent the day in bed with my girlfriend." 257 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,504 "A homeless guy in the coffee shop almost stole my girlfriend." 258 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,067 It's a joke. Big Head and I, 259 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,825 we call my laptop my girlfriend 260 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:23,703 because it's the only warm thing that's touched my crotch in a little while. 261 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,309 So, when you said, quote, 262 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:33,146 "My girlfriend shit the bed last night," that was your laptop? 263 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,460 Laptop, yeah. 264 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,748 Well, that's good to hear. 265 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,311 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 266 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,308 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now, listen to this. 267 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:52,023 April 10th, 11:14 p.m., "Taking my girlfriend to the Apple store." 268 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,991 April 12th, 3:42 p.m., "Picking my girlfriend up at the mall." 269 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:57,861 Yeah, so? 270 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,984 So, your laptop was in the shop for three days, right? 271 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,505 The 10th through the 12th, right? 272 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:03,861 Yeah, and? 273 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:07,023 April 11th, 2:48 p.m., 274 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,751 "Ran a test of the perceptual modeler during lunch, 275 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:12,903 "made a few tweaks and wow, it's working on a whole new level." 276 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,666 Yeah, that just means that it's going great, that it's working really well. 277 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,151 Richard, Richard, 278 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,827 you didn't have your laptop with you at Hooli. 279 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:25,025 What computer did you use to run that test that day? 280 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,861 Oh... 281 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,101 Shit. 282 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,308 Richard, you didn't use a Hooli computer? 283 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:33,031 Tell me that you didn't use a Hooli fucking computer. 284 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,229 I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yes, I think I did. 285 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,428 Fuck, I mean, I just used it once, though, right? 286 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,269 I mean, that's not a big deal. 287 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:43,105 It's a huge deal. We're done. That's it. 288 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,944 - What's it? - God damn it. 289 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,911 Well, under the law, Hooli can lay claim to the underlying 290 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:50,381 intellectual property that makes up Pied Piper. 291 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,191 So, we're fucked now, is that it? We're totally fucked? 292 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,742 Well, I mean, it all depends on whether or not the attorneys at Hooli 293 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:59,869 figure out that your girlfriend is your laptop. 294 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,829 Are you telling us this entire case 295 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,591 hinges on people believing that Richard had a girlfriend? 296 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,622 We are fucked. 297 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,261 All right, this is gonna be a long two days, 298 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,226 so let's try to keep things brief. 299 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,627 Your Honor, I think I can help speed things along. 300 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,669 We are willing to concede 301 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,949 to all the numerous counts brought by Mr. Belson, 302 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,786 except the ones regarding the ownership of intellectual property. 303 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:41,861 Is that right? 304 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,147 On the non-solicit violation, 305 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:48,390 my client is willing to concede that Donald Dunn was improperly hired. 306 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:52,631 And on the unjust enrichment charge, 307 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,989 Richard will agree to repay Hooli 308 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,507 $39 and 99 cents 309 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:03,705 for the phone charger that he took home, and so on. 310 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:07,580 Thank you, Mr. Monahan, for accelerating the process. 311 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,627 Okay, let's start this. Plaintiff? 312 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,709 Okay, Richard, here it goes. 313 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,748 They call you first, we're toast. 314 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,391 I think I'm gonna puke. 315 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:21,351 Your Honor, we'd like to call our first witness. 316 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:28,551 We would like to call Nelson Bighetti, AKA Big Head. 317 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,144 Wait, are you sure? 'Cause it says "No Admittance"... 318 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,826 Okay. Yeah, you were right. It's this one. 319 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,351 Is that me? 320 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,660 I'm sorry, Richard. 321 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,304 Firstly, sir, let me say it is a privilege 322 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,667 to be speaking to someone as accomplished as you. 323 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,901 Okay. 324 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:56,029 You were one of the earliest members of the Pied Piper team, were you not? 325 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,904 And since your departure, your rise has been meteoric. 326 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:03,223 Haven't you received three Hooli promotions in a month? 327 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,821 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that is right. 328 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:11,147 It seems like everything you touch is made dramatically better, Mr. Bighetti. 329 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,384 You make a meaningful and crucial contribution 330 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,988 to everything you do, do you not? 331 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:21,110 Wait. I'm sorry. Do I not? 332 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,905 Are you asking if I do do that or if I don't do that? 333 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,701 This is amazing. They have nothing. It's a desperate play. 334 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,191 They're trying to build him up, 335 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,467 make it seem like he was a crucial part of Pied Piper. 336 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,630 It's a Hail Mary. They have nothing. 337 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,625 Because if I don't not do that, 338 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,145 isn't that the same as... 339 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,302 - Let's move on. - Okay. 340 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,667 Is it not true that Wired... 341 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,989 I'll rephrase. 342 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:53,588 Did Wired magazine run a cover story on you? Yes or no? 343 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,465 Oh, yes. 344 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,907 That did happen, yes. 345 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,271 I think I just made a mistake. 346 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,666 That was the museum. 347 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,740 I decided to call and check on the condor, 348 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:10,382 and they said that it's very unlikely that the condor egg is still alive. 349 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,429 But my phone call itself 350 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,029 drew their attention to the low viewing numbers 351 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,626 and they've decided to take down the cameras today. 352 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:21,462 So, by making the phone call, you've most likely killed the condor egg. 353 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,386 Oh, come on, I mean, that Schrödinger stuff's all just theoretical. 354 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:26,269 - It doesn't apply here. - Doesn't it? 355 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,660 I mean, look at Richard. 356 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,744 He didn't know that he had tested on a Hooli computer 357 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,949 until Monahan opened that box of emails, right? 358 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,102 So, Richard was both innocent and guilty, 359 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:41,631 but as soon as Monahan opened that box, it made Richard guilty. 360 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,344 But, I mean, by that logic, 361 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,469 anyone who goes to an open-casket funeral is a murderer. 362 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,623 You are one dark motherfucker, Jared. 363 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,021 So, Mr. Bighetti, you have stated 364 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:58,709 that you didn't have anything to do with Pied Piper. 365 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,386 No. 366 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:05,182 I suppose you'd also say that you had nothing to do with Hooli XYZ either. 367 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,701 No, not really. 368 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:09,226 And what about the Hooli AIDS and Cancer Societies, 369 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,588 of which you were president? Did you have anything to do with those? 370 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:17,064 Honestly, not really. I actually remember when they told me I got the AIDS thing, 371 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,622 for just a second I thought they were telling me that I had AIDS. 372 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:25,268 But then I realized, no, I was just the president of the AIDS thingy. 373 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:28,628 But for a second, it was pretty scary there. 374 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:33,143 You see, Your Honor, Nelson Bighetti is pathologically modest. 375 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:37,062 While he humbly denies credit, the record shows 376 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,825 that he had everything to do with all of these achievements. 377 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,743 It may be possible that Nelson actually believes 378 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,426 he didn't have that much to do with the founding of Pied Piper either. 379 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,467 'Cause... 380 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:51,670 But it is painfully obvious that he had a huge hand in it. 381 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,502 No further questions, Your Honor. 382 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,669 May I say, Mr. Bighetti, 383 00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:01,823 how refreshing it is to finally encounter someone in the tech community 384 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,949 who is so free of pretension and ego? 385 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,629 Well, that was troubling. 386 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:10,986 Yeah, what was that? 387 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,188 It's just that he scored big points with the judge in there. 388 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,225 So, what's our plan? Do we go in there and cross the shit out of him? 389 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,701 Tear him a new hole in his butt? 390 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,384 Let's just remind ourselves here 391 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,787 that he gave me the phone and made this whole thing possible. 392 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,385 So, let's take it easy on him. 393 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,827 Yeah, I don't think shredding him is the right way to go either. 394 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,824 - Thank you. - It could backfire, turn the judge against us. 395 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,705 I have something else in mind. 396 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,711 Mr. Bachman, are you still prepared to testify? 397 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,671 Fuck yes, I am. 398 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,831 - Mr. Bachman. - Yes, sir? 399 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,983 You are the owner and sole proprietor 400 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,461 of the Palo Alto-based Hacker Hostel 401 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,750 in which Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Bighetti both resided. Is that correct? 402 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,387 Yes, sir. That is, in fact, correct. 403 00:20:57,220 --> 00:21:01,225 Uh, it has been called the "Garden of Tech Eden." 404 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:06,388 Is it also fair to say that every instinct you have as a businessman 405 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,508 has been completely and totally wrong? 406 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,469 - Sorry, what? - You hard of hearing, Mr. Bachman? 407 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,146 - No, I've heard everything... - Aren't you considered a joke in this town? 408 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,821 I don't quite know where you're going with this. 409 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:20,189 Nor do I. Can you tell us where you're headed here, Mr. Monahan? 410 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,705 Your Honor, if you are to accept 411 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,501 Hooli's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a genius, 412 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,025 then you must also accept 413 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:31,503 Mr. Bachman's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a moron. 414 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:36,708 I'm simply establishing this type of logic, Your Honor, cuts both ways. 415 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,549 I see. I'll allow it. 416 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,349 Really? Because I don't think "joke" is... 417 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,189 Mr. Bachman, you have incubated 418 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:47,107 a seemingly endless string of patently unsuccessful apps, haven't you? 419 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,502 No. No, that is not correct. 420 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,710 I incubated Pied Piper. I saw the value in that. 421 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:56,705 Oh, did you? Isn't it true that you were about to evict Mr. Hendricks 422 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,862 until he became the subject of a bidding war? 423 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,547 You disliked Pied Piper. 424 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,904 The one app in your hostel that showed promise. 425 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,710 Well, I think that's a bit harsh. I mean, every... 426 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,982 In fact, you tried to encourage Mr. Hendricks 427 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,509 to change his app to be more like Mr. Bighetti's horrendous app 428 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,622 called NipAlert. Isn't that true? 429 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,261 Well, yes, I thought NipAlert showed great promise. Yes. 430 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,910 It did not show great promise. 431 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:24,384 What it showed was the location of nearby women possessing erect nipples. 432 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,629 And as such, Mr. Bighetti's grotesque creation 433 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:32,661 was passed over by every investor in this town except you 434 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:34,105 because it was perverted. 435 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:38,504 Well, I'll admit that... I'll concede that the cultural moment 436 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,184 may have passed, but at the time... 437 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,548 No, at the time, it was as misogynistic as it is now, 438 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,031 wasn't it, Mr. Bachman? 439 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:49,267 - It... Yes, it had some major problems... - Some major problems? 440 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:52,902 Mr. Bachman, a few moments ago, you said that it showed great promise. 441 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:56,508 You said that. I can have the court reporter read it back to you, Mr. Bachman. 442 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,429 I don't need her to read it back to me. I can remember... 443 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:02,784 NipAlert was poorly conceived and riddled with bugs, wasn't it? 444 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,430 Well, all apps in the beginning... 445 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,947 Mr. Bachman, answer the question. You liked NipAlert, and it was terrible. 446 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,385 - No, I... - Didn't you? 447 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:12,304 - Liking an app... - Mr. Bachman, you liked it, didn't you? 448 00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:15,190 Okay, yes, yes! Fine! Yes, I liked it. 449 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,706 Even though it was a terrible app and it had no market potential. 450 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,021 I was high when he pitched it and I like nipples... 451 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,386 Thank you, Mr. Bachman. 452 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:24,066 It was a buggy, rapey piece of shit designed by an idiot. 453 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,630 - Mr. Bachman, thank you very much. - It sucked. 454 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,544 It was so bad that the first time that Richard tried to boot it up on his system, 455 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,624 it crashed his laptop. It was in the shop for three days. 456 00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,822 'Cause it was a piece of shit! 457 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,028 Um... Uh... 458 00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,107 That... 459 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:43,869 I mean, among other things that weren't that 460 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,150 were reasons why it was bad. 461 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,506 No more questions, Your Honor. 462 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,306 What the fuck is going on here? 463 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:53,741 I don't know what happened. 464 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:56,744 He got in my head. It's a very uncharacteristic error. 465 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,629 They're calling you next, Richard. 466 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,743 They want you on the stand in 10 minutes. 467 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:08,101 Great. So, they figured it out. We're fucked, aren't we? 468 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,670 It looks that way. 469 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,425 Damn it, they're gonna ask me if I ran a test of Pied Piper 470 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,787 on a Hooli computer, and I'm gonna have to say yes. 471 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,985 What if you said no? 472 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:19,860 What are you talking about? 473 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:22,102 Are you saying I should lie on the stand, or something? 474 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,821 Gentlemen, the less I know about this, the better. 475 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:30,269 Well, then it appears we're in good hands, because you don't seem to know shit. 476 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,986 You're a mean and terrible attorney. 477 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:34,706 I'm not an attorney. 478 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,550 Richard, all they know 479 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,306 is that you didn't have your laptop when you ran that test, 480 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,382 so just tell them that you borrowed my laptop 481 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,861 or you came home for lunch and used my computer. 482 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:50,063 Whatever you say, I'll get back on the stand and then back you up. 483 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:53,701 That would be committing perjury. That would be lying under oath. 484 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:57,381 If you don't lie, Richard, you lose. 485 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,304 We lose everything. 486 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,905 The company, 487 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:05,666 90% of what could potentially be a billion dollars... 488 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,788 I mean, you know, because I have 10%. 489 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,828 I know. God damn it, I know. 490 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,346 Richard, do the right thing here. 491 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:15,342 Lie on the stand. 492 00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:20,309 Mr. Hendricks, you are heterosexual, yes? 493 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,110 Uh... Yes. 494 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,547 How long has it been since you were in a relationship 495 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,588 with a woman, Mr. Hendricks? 496 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,788 Two years? Three? 497 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,142 Yeah, that sounds about right, I guess. 498 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,825 You're under oath. 499 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:35,990 Uh... 500 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,391 longer. 501 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:42,671 So, you've definitely had no girlfriend in the past three years? 502 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:45,983 This seems needlessly cruel. We all get it. 503 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:51,101 Mr. Hendricks, when you refer to a girlfriend in these emails to Mr. Bighetti, 504 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,864 to what are you referring? 505 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:54,621 MY laptop computer. 506 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,306 The same laptop that Mr. Bachman just told us 507 00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:00,270 was in the shop for three days 508 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,549 from April 10th to the 12th of last year? 509 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,387 Yes. Can we get to the point, please? 510 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:09,623 Mr. Hendricks, did you at any time 511 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:15,184 use a Hooli computer to test and/or alter your Pied Piper algorithm? 512 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,183 You're under oath. 513 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,061 I just... 514 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:29,466 I just wanted to be different. I wanted Pied Piper to be different. 515 00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:34,148 But if this company is built on lies, 516 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:37,349 then we're really not much different than Hooli. 517 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,788 The law says that I lose everything, 518 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:44,261 my whole company, everything that I worked for, 519 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:48,470 because I used one Hooli computer 520 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,349 to test and modify one block. 521 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,864 Is that right? I mean, is that fair? 522 00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,907 To me, if the system says that's fair, 523 00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:01,701 then I guess I'm probably not meant to be a part of it. 524 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,260 Mr. Hendricks, please answer the question. 525 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,430 Did you at any time use a Hooli computer... 526 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,982 Yes. Yeah, I did. I made a mistake and I did. 527 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:16,188 I used a Hooli computer to work on my algorithm, one time. 528 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,503 And so, here you go. 529 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,466 It's okay, Richard. You don't have to protect me anymore. 530 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,463 I'm his girlfriend. 531 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,423 Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 532 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:27,786 Judge, objection! 533 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,705 I was the one that was in the shop for those three days 534 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,260 'cause he had hit it so hard, I needed a doctor. 535 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,146 Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 536 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,550 Hey, has anyone heard from Richard? 537 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:42,464 Should I text him to see how the arbitration's going? 538 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,269 Uh... You can. 539 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:47,981 But right now, it's going both well and poorly. 540 00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:51,143 And if you get definitive information back and it's bad, 541 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:54,827 I could argue that you have effectively caused us to lose the arbitration. 542 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,309 Oh. He's taking it down. 543 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:03,268 All right, I am unclipped. If you're watching, I'm sorry. 544 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,189 I'm gonna go ahead and leave this egg here. 545 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,828 This camera does need to come down. 546 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,629 That's good. He's leaving the egg. 547 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:12,903 The bolts are all rusted out here. 548 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,863 You should have never called that museum, Jared. 549 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:16,311 They're on there pretty good. 550 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,025 Holy shit. 551 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,189 Jared, you just killed that guy. 552 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:35,301 I just got a text from Richard. I'm not gonna read it.