1 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:11,391 How the fuck does something like this happen? 2 00:00:11,950 --> 00:00:14,032 How does an elephant just die? 3 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:17,274 He was very old and depressed. 4 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,639 He'd recently been rescued from the circus, 5 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:22,600 but as it turns out, he actually really loved performing. 6 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,479 Who gives a fuck about the elephant? 7 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:27,515 What about me? This does not look good. 8 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:30,161 I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out how to remove him. 9 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,756 - He weighs 9,000 pounds. - Cut it up. 10 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:34,955 Take it out in pieces. 11 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:38,716 I don't mean to interrupt, but I could call in a personal favor 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:42,391 and get a helo crew out of Travis AFB with a Sikorsky Skycrane to airlift it out 13 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,995 and drop it in the ocean right after dark. 14 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,875 No muss, no fuss. 15 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,873 There. Was that so hard, Patrice? Because Hoover sure didn't think so. 16 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:52,033 I mean, I just found my footing again, 17 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:55,553 and you put me in danger of losing it all over some fucking elephant? 18 00:00:56,870 --> 00:01:00,158 Gavin, you always said that here at Hooli, 19 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:04,121 in order to achieve greatness, we must first achieve goodness. 20 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,391 Right. 21 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:07,394 - So? - So... 22 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,477 I was a bridesmaid at Sean Parker's wedding 23 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:14,474 when he handed out live bunnies as plush toys. 24 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:15,871 That wasn't goodness. 25 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:17,476 It was badness. 26 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,231 And so is this. 27 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:23,557 You're using endangered animals just to make points at board meetings. 28 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:26,361 I'm drawing thoughtful, zoological comparisons. 29 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:30,199 But couldn't you just show them a picture of these animals? 30 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:33,274 A simple Hooli search would yield thousands of choices. 31 00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:37,196 Patrice, I thank you for your honesty, and I will repay you with my own. 32 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,632 I honestly never want to see you in my offices again. 33 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:41,151 You're fired. 34 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:44,795 - Hoover, scramble that Skycrane. - Yes, sir. 35 00:01:57,670 --> 00:02:00,241 Please, come in. Come in. Have a seat. 36 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:03,195 I won't take a lot of your time. I promise. 37 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,758 - Okay. - Would you like some tea? 38 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:07,635 I can put a kettle on the hot plate. 39 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,355 - Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. - There's no trouble. 40 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,717 You know what, I have a box of Russell Stovers 41 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:17,080 - if the spiders didn't get into 'em. - Jared, is this about the fake users? 42 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:20,471 You know? 43 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:23,633 Two days ago, I wanted to look at user behavior to figure out 44 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,759 what spurred the sudden uptick, and well, I noticed something. 45 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:30,791 Almost all of our new users were just uploading a single photo 46 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:31,996 into a shared folder, 47 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,233 and then the next day, they would take the photo out 48 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:37,632 and then put it back in the day after that and that's it. 49 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:40,636 You know, just enough to qualify as a daily active user. 50 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:42,235 Classic click-farm behavior. 51 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,914 And then I remembered our conversation in the bathtub, 52 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,992 and it just had to be you. 53 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,472 Richard, I am so sorry. 54 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:50,480 - It's okay. - Would it make you feel better to... 55 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:52,279 - ... to strike me? - No. 56 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:54,921 You had good intentions, Jared. Honestly, don't give it another thought. 57 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:56,355 Just, you know... 58 00:02:57,070 --> 00:03:00,677 You and I right now are the only ones that know about it, okay? 59 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:03,353 And in a few weeks, when we run out of money, 60 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:04,716 this will all be over anyway. 61 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:07,998 - Richard? - Yes? 62 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:10,355 We have a secret. 63 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:13,116 Yeah. 64 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:16,196 I mean, I swear to God, 65 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:18,716 your dicks would have blown out of the back of your assholes 66 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:20,599 if you had been there, hand to God. 67 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:23,913 - Hey, guys. What's going on? - Richard, sit down. I did it. 68 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,720 I saved the company. 69 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:27,680 What do you... What? How? 70 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:31,279 - Jared, have you been crying? - Yes, but for ordinary reasons. 71 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,115 - Please, go on. - Okay. 72 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:34,680 I was at The Rosewood for lunch. 73 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,276 I mean, it was the lunch hour. I was there, I wasn't eating, the usual. 74 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,637 So, I walk over to Andreessen and I say something funny, 75 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:41,758 but he stone-faces me. 76 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:43,517 What did you say? 77 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,592 It doesn't matter. The point is, it was hilarious, 78 00:03:45,670 --> 00:03:48,116 but he gave me nothing and neither did his friends. 79 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:50,473 Then I realized why. 80 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:54,040 - You're not funny? - No, Gilfoyle, but that is. 81 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:58,237 No, it's that everybody thinks Pied Piper is in this death spiral, 82 00:03:58,310 --> 00:04:00,551 so it would be inappropriate to laugh at my hysterical joke. 83 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:02,191 And it hits me. 84 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:04,441 I know something that they don't. 85 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,998 I know about the uptick. 86 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,918 - The uptick? - Yes, the uptick. 87 00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:14,672 - The recent sudden surge in users. - Oh, yeah. That. 88 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,481 Yes, that. So, while our fortune is rising, 89 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,274 everybody else thinks that it's plummeting, 90 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:22,320 and I can use these opposing forces 91 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:25,753 to a multiplying effect like a slingshot, and then I make a decision. 92 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:27,917 I'm gonna make a move. 93 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:31,759 So, I say something cryptic about the uptick, and I walk away. 94 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,072 - What did you say? - I don't know. I can't remember. 95 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,841 But I walk over and I see McNamee's having the short rib, 96 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,878 which I hear is delicious but not too heavy, 97 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,076 and then I say to him, 98 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:42,721 "You're gonna have to tuck in your tie-dye if you want to eat here." 99 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:46,879 - How's that relevant? - It's not. 100 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:49,430 But the people that I just walked away from don't know that. 101 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:53,640 All they know is that I'm over there exchanging witty banter with McNamee, 102 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,161 and about what, they don't know. 103 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:56,959 It's all that they do want to know. 104 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,034 And then, it settles in. 105 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:00,956 FOMO. 106 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:03,039 The fear of missing out. 107 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,432 Suddenly, it feels like time is slowing down. 108 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:08,081 I could see every move I was going to make, 12 steps ahead. 109 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,801 It was like I was Bobby Fischer if he could really fuck. 110 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,952 I go outside, I walk across the street to Greylock, 111 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,316 I check in on Instagram, 112 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:17,155 Vinod Khosla calls me, asks me what I doing there. 113 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:19,631 I say, "I can't talk right now. Call me at Wood Opal." 114 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,871 Well, he does, and then suddenly Wood Opal is going, 115 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:25,271 "What's Khosla got going on with Bachman?" 116 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,001 Meanwhile, I'm taking a leak at a Restoration Hardware. 117 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:29,879 I jack off a little bit. I don't cum. 118 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:31,920 And then it snowballs. 119 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:36,155 I deftly played Ross Lorna against Index Ventures. 120 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:39,120 And because of that, the big kahuna bites. 121 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,391 Sequoia. 122 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:45,077 I spend the next 20 minutes denying calls from Jim Goetz, 123 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,561 over and over. 124 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:49,076 And yes, I'm jacking off, but I don't need to ejaculate 125 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:51,630 because by the time I listen to the messages, 126 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:56,159 I've got offers, I've got counters, I've got counter-counters. 127 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,557 I cum. 128 00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:00,230 When the dust settled, 129 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:05,039 and the losers went home, all that was left was this. 130 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,271 "Hello, Mr. Bachman. 131 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:11,356 "Coleman Blair Partners would like to offer Pied Piper 132 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:15,151 "a Series B round of $6 million 133 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:18,040 "on a $60 million valuation." 134 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:20,071 Oh. 135 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:22,631 Yeah. 136 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,280 Holy shit. 137 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:27,111 And this asshole wanted to pivot to video-chat. 138 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:28,316 Still valid. 139 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,751 Although less sexy now, I'll concede that. 140 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:32,036 It's my Mona Lisa. 141 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:34,393 And the entire cornerstone 142 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:37,760 upon which I built this motherfucking cathedral 143 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,878 that I will forever be remembered for 144 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:44,114 was this beautiful little uptick. 145 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:48,159 I think I have a bottle of Cold Duck in the crisper. 146 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:49,561 Who's drinking? Come on! 147 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,280 I got a bottle of Martinelli's for you, Jared. 148 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,830 This is a big day! 149 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:56,999 We did it! Yes! 150 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,754 - Are there any wine coolers? - I'll talk to him. 151 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,956 I'll talk 110 him. 152 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:01,921 Here's my Hooli badge. 153 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,274 And I have a hanging tag 154 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:07,398 on my rear-view mirror for the parking structure. 155 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:10,960 - Can I just mail that in? - No, you need to go get that now. 156 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,990 Okay. 157 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,036 Hey, Dinesh. 158 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:40,351 I'm just looking for Erlich. Have you seen him? 159 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,876 Oh, he went to the liquor store. Gotta keep the party going, you know? 160 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,793 Oh, yeah. Yeah, Series B. Crazy, right? 161 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,076 - Oh, it's unreal. - Yeah. 162 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:48,752 Almost like some of our users. 163 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,191 What? 164 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:55,519 - What does that mean? - Oh, "Unreal" has so many meanings. 165 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:57,638 Fake, paid for, 166 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,600 one person in Bangladesh pretending to be 6,000. 167 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:02,800 Okay. Uh... 168 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:04,956 - All right, Dinesh... - Oh, no. 169 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,201 I don't want to know a fucking thing. 170 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:09,116 Okay then. Great. 171 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:13,358 I won't tell you anything because nothing happened. 172 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:15,633 - Great. - Okay. 173 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,552 But if something did happen, and we're not saying it did, 174 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,075 the fact remains 175 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,118 that leaves us in a very advantageous position. 176 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,919 There's a lot of money on the table. 177 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:28,799 And it would be a shame if that went away. 178 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:30,031 You know what else would be a shame... 179 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:35,599 ls if I couldn't find my flash drive. Gilfoyle, have you seen my flash drive? 180 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:38,071 Right, the one with the zombie script on it? 181 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:41,393 Why, yes, the zombie script that randomizes user action 182 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,359 in platforms such as Pied Piper. 183 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:46,877 You mean so that fake users and click farms would be 184 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:49,601 absolutely indistinguishable from real users? 185 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:50,876 Oh, I suppose. 186 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:52,998 I mean, especially during due diligence, 187 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:55,801 like the kind done by VCs or possible future reviews 188 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,641 done by certain regulatory bodies. 189 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,512 It also had photos of my auntie. 190 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:05,721 - Anyway, Gilfoyle, have you seen it? - I have not. 191 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:09,000 Hmm. Well, Richard, keep an eye out for it, will ya? 192 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:21,072 Hey, Gilfoyle, you wanna come inside and help me get a new flash drive 193 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:24,632 - on www.staples.com? - Yeah, I think... 194 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:26,200 - ... we're sort of done with the ruse. - Okay. 195 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,513 Okay, fine. Well, whatever you did or didn't do, 196 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,630 - that was serial-killer-level shit. - Agreed. 197 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,192 I think I finally respect you as a CEO. 198 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,871 Fuck. 199 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:52,235 - This is fraud. - Is it? 200 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:56,753 I mean, our platform does exactly what we say it does. 201 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,673 Okay? It's not like we're lying about it like fucking Theranos. 202 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:03,357 And if our platform works, which we know it will, 203 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:06,434 we will make them billions of dollars. 204 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,797 Everybody wins, Jared. You still believe that, right? 205 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:11,919 That, if given enough time, the platform will catch on? 206 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:15,161 Richard, don't weaponize my faith in you against me. 207 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:18,120 Your faith made all this possible. 208 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:19,637 It's wrong. 209 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,519 Well, every time I try to do the right thing, I get fucked. 210 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:23,316 And if I do the right thing here, 211 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,236 we're done. That's it. 212 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:26,880 Doesn't seem like much of an option, does it? 213 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:33,078 Dang, they're all just so good. 214 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,432 Gavin, CJ Cantwell, line one. 215 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,600 Dang, let's pick this up tomorrow. 216 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:44,799 - CJ. - I'm finishing a story I'd love a comment on. 217 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:49,319 It's about the death of an unpermitted Indian elephant named Maurice, 218 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:52,553 in your sculpture garden and its subsequent illegal dumping 219 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,961 in the San Francisco Bay. 220 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,358 - That's preposterous. - Mmm, I have a very good source. 221 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,635 What do you propose we do here? 222 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,476 Well, I have one idea. 223 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,640 And what, pray tell, might that be? 224 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:09,117 CJ sold the blog for $2 million. 225 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,999 No shit. 226 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,836 Bachmanity rides again. 227 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,241 Well, not exactly. 228 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,913 Uh, I called Big Head to tell him that our share was worth half a mil each, 229 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:22,673 and not five minutes later, his father, one Nelson Bighetti Sr., 230 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,033 called me and explained that I was never to have 231 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:29,513 any financial dealings with his son in perpetuity, ever, 232 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,593 or he would get very Italian on me. 233 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,432 And I'm not interested to find out what that means. 234 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:38,318 - Okay. Shall we? - To Coleman Blair! Let's close this fucker. 235 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,551 Good luck, fellas. 236 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,437 Remember, you just sit there and look pretty. 237 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,760 Leave all the talking to me. 238 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:14,994 And if you mention my Montblanc, then don't make it overt, like I told you to. 239 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:16,151 But do. 240 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,351 Oh. 241 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:20,997 Hey, what's up? 242 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,118 Are you guys out raising money from someone else? 243 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,277 Oh, Monica, it's kind of a long story. 244 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:27,511 Why are you whispering? 245 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:30,439 Oh, my God, you're there right now, aren't you? 246 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:32,481 Jesus! Do you have any idea 247 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,473 how big of an asshole you're making me look here? 248 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,757 Laurie just lost her shit at me, okay? 249 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:39,151 So, you need to turn around and walk the hell out of there. 250 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,758 Erlich put all this together. I really had nothing to do with it. 251 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:45,073 You have everything to do with it. You're the fucking CEO, Richard. 252 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:48,120 Whatever your company does is 100% on you. 253 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,431 Gentlemen. 254 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,317 - They're ready for you. - Oh. Yes. I gotta go. 255 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,518 Do not hang up on me. Richard, do not... 256 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,795 So listen, we're pumped, guys. 257 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,919 We're thrilled to be getting into Pied Piper right at this inflection point. 258 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,795 - It's very exciting. - We are pumped as well. Aren't we, Richard? 259 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,080 - Richard. Pumped. - Hmm? Pumped. 260 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,357 - We are pumped up. - Pumped up. Mmm-hmm. 261 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:12,513 So we'll just need your John Hancock right here. 262 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:16,072 Oh, sure, Richard. You can use my Montblanc. 263 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,880 Oh, the, uh... 264 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:23,359 This is an actual term sheet. And once I sign this... That's it, right? 265 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:24,761 Yup. No turning back. 266 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:30,521 You can have your lawyers vet the actual stock purchase agreement 267 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:33,275 once we close here just to make sure no one is pulling any funny business. 268 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:36,001 - No, no. - No, my lawyer is in jail, so. 269 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:38,877 So. 270 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,314 Oh, my God. I, uh... 271 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,435 Wow, I can't believe I didn't think of this before, 272 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,918 because, well, let me put it to you this way. 273 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:58,836 What would you say if I told you that the same compression that you know and love 274 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:02,119 is being used in a world-beating, game-changing, wait for it... 275 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,718 Video-conferencing application? 276 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,512 Wouldn't that be interesting? 277 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:12,913 - What? - You mean like Hooli-Chat? 278 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,436 This will be far superior to Hooli-Chat. 279 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,274 You may want to fund that instead. 280 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:20,400 In fact, why don't I just go home, I'll grab my laptop, 281 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,120 I'll come back here, I'll show it to you guys. 282 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,680 - It's not that far. I don't mind... - Richard... 283 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,161 - I'll tell you what, I'll grab an Uber. - No, no, no. 284 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,278 - It's no problem. - Richard, what the fuck are you doing? 285 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,317 There. I've ordered it. 286 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,597 Neal is in a blue Kia Sportage and he's right around the corner. 287 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,910 All right, all right. Look, look, look. 288 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,277 I don't know who else you're talking to about the platform, 289 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:38,241 but I'm willing to go up to seven million on 70. 290 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,677 Okay? But that's it. You sign this thing, right here, right now. 291 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,954 Bravo, Richard. Nice neg. 292 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:44,551 Now sign it. 293 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,361 Thank you. Very generous of you. 294 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,273 I just want to make sure that you're aware of all the feedback 295 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,273 'cause we had some focus groups and there were some issues. 296 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,755 Just so you're clear, 297 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,961 people have been wondering, "Ah! Where are my files? 298 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,476 - Richard, Richard... - "Zero K used? Where's the download button? 299 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,200 - "The Terminator..." - All right, all right, you know what? 300 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,159 - 'Cause it... - I'm gonna sign it. Can I sign it? I'll sign it. 301 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:06,234 You can if you want, but we still need his signature. 302 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,115 Richard, sign it. 303 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,314 That's two years of runway. 304 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:16,921 - Sign it now! - I can't. 305 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,752 - Why the fuck not? - Because the numbers are fake. 306 00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:22,271 What? 307 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,913 - What? What do you mean? What do you... - We bought... 308 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:29,354 Fake users from a Bangladeshi click farm. 309 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,796 The uptick was fake. 310 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,037 But the vid-chat... 311 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:38,511 is real. 312 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,356 Erlich, the fake users were just meant to cheer the guys up. 313 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,080 I had no idea you were gonna take those numbers... 314 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,476 And what, and go do my fucking job? 315 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,678 Pour everything I had into getting the best possible 316 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,878 deal for Pied Piper because I believe in them? 317 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,590 Well, that's all over now. 318 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:53,037 Richard, we are fucked! 319 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:56,918 In the amount of time that it took for us to get from that office to right here, 320 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,833 every VC in the Valley knows about this. 321 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,356 If I signed those term sheets, I would be committing fraud. 322 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,670 That's a fucking crime. 323 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,076 You're saying you wanted me to... 324 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,073 No, I wanted you to fucking think about that 325 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:08,152 before you paraded me around the whole fucking Valley 326 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,675 to sell your lie. 327 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,594 And then suddenly grew a thick, girthy conscience 328 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:13,751 and fucked me with it. 329 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:14,877 Are you Richard? 330 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,155 - Did you order an Uber? - Oh, no. 331 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:22,241 All you had to do was keep your fucking mouth shut 332 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,755 and sign that piece of paper. 333 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,154 We would have fixed it afterwards. 334 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,475 But you didn't. You caked your pants. 335 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:32,558 No, better yet, you caked my pants. Fuck you, Richard Hendricks. 336 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:33,756 Fuck you. 337 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,074 Richard Hendricks, huh? 338 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,481 Prick. 339 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,201 - Hey. - Oh, hey, Monica. 340 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,877 Is Richard here? I heard what happened, but he's not answering any of my calls. 341 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,679 We just wanted you to know for the record 342 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:57,072 that we had no idea any of that stuff was going on. 343 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,800 Still trying to wrap our heads around it. 344 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:02,036 Point is, don't beat yourself up about not seeing it. 345 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:03,919 I'm not beating myself up... 346 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,152 I hope you don't think we're guilty by association, 347 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,756 because then we would have to think you're guilty by association. 348 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:09,991 Which We don't. 349 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,437 Just want to let you know that we would definitely work 350 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:13,955 with you again in the future. 351 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,192 It's good to know, guys. Thanks. 352 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,510 Um, is he in his room? 353 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,718 I mean, he said he was. 354 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,191 But... 355 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,474 I'm gonna go to his room. 356 00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:27,637 Mmm-hmm. 357 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,071 Ugh! 358 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:31,471 What's up, Gleb? 359 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,797 I hear Richard shit bed, huh? 360 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,714 So, the platform is no— 361 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,192 Fuck, now the vid-chat's fucking up. 362 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,471 Odd, considering who wrote the code for it. 363 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,712 Not the code. The server is overloaded. 364 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:48,431 How is that possible? We only gave it to, like, 12 people. 365 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,521 Well, there's a few more than that using it now. 366 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,677 Holy shit. 367 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,561 For what it's worth, Richard, I think you did the right thing. 368 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,995 And I can see now why you didn't want to come to us for funding. 369 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,515 You were trying to protect us. 370 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,076 Yeah. 371 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,920 Well, I really appreciate it. 372 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,071 Uh... 373 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,436 Laurie wants out. 374 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,313 Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs. 375 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:14,237 She needs to wash her hands of any Pied Piper business. 376 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,711 She's forcing a sale. 377 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:17,551 Fuck. 378 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,275 Yeah, frick. 379 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,231 Yeah. 380 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,681 But it is an open auction, 381 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,878 and, you know, between the fraudulent numbers 382 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,681 and the real numbers, 383 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,673 you guys aren't exactly killing it out there. 384 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,912 So, there is a chance that no one will bid 385 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,719 and you might be able to buy back your own company 386 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,951 for next to nothing. 387 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,995 That will have to be for literally nothing because we're out of money. 388 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,911 Ow! 389 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,601 Jesus! Are you okay? 390 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,076 Yeah, we're fine. 391 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:52,032 All right, I spun together a few more servers. That should handle the traffic. 392 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,871 Look at this. There are 157 people using it near Gleb. 393 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,601 And 400 people using it near Tara in Boston. 394 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:01,118 Yeah, I told her to give it to her Satanist friends out there. 395 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:02,756 Looks like she did. 396 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,401 She knows 400 Satanists in Boston? 397 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,917 The Catholic church really did a number on that town. 398 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:15,318 Hey, Erlich, remember when Gilfoyle said that my video-chat app was a piece of shit 399 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:16,915 and that nobody would ever use it? 400 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,473 Well, he was wrong. Over 4,000 times. Tsk. 401 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:23,760 Wow. And you developed that with the Pied Piper IP, right? 402 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,995 Well, then you can kiss that goodbye. 403 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,391 Oh, fuck. 404 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:33,158 Speaking of, I'm actually using the first dollars of my blog windfall 405 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,358 on a trip to Kainchi Dham Ashram 406 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,239 in Nainital, India, 407 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:41,793 where Steve Jobs famously sought peace and came up with the idea 408 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,679 for a little product he called 409 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,197 the Lisa. 410 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,037 Good luck. 411 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:53,353 Richard, I'll expect you off the premises by end of day. 412 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,355 Monica. 413 00:19:57,550 --> 00:19:59,075 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 414 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,279 You know, you can stay here for one year. 415 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:03,758 - Free rent. - Jian-Yang! 416 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,231 Laurie. 417 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,551 Oh. 418 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,391 Gavin. 419 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:13,710 You know Jack, of course. 420 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,841 That is correct. 421 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,751 Gavin, can we address the elephant in the room? 422 00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,959 - Sorry? - Pied Piper. 423 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,473 Right. Yes, of course. 424 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,552 I am forcing a sale. 425 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:30,160 Your Maleant dealings demonstrate that you're still pursuing middle-out. 426 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,159 Might you be interested in placing a bid? 427 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,193 Why would he want to bail out Raviga? 428 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:37,558 You said it yourself, our compression play is thriving. 429 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,074 - Fair enough. - You know what? I'm a completionist. 430 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:45,396 Even if I buy it just to throw it in the garbage, I'd like to be the one to drive the final nail 431 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,756 in the Hendricks coffin. 432 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,076 I'll give you... 433 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,875 Nine hundred dollars for it? 434 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,473 - I believe that is a joke. - You know what? 435 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,514 I like nice, round numbers. 436 00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,476 Make it... 437 00:20:58,430 --> 00:20:59,716 A million? 438 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,716 A million dollars? 439 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:05,511 Gavin Belson gets to buy Pied Piper for a million dollars 440 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:08,480 and Raviga gets all of it because of their liquidation preference 441 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,676 and I get jack shit? 442 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,593 Is that what you're telling me? God damn it. 443 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,317 I know this is the last way that you wanted it to end. 444 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:15,791 I'm really sorry. 445 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:18,157 Yeah, well, I'll see you at the meeting. 446 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:19,996 Is that Hooli-Chat? 447 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,512 They fix it or something? That didn't look shitty at all. 448 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,634 Actually, it's ours. The guys hacked it together. 449 00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:28,475 - I can send you an invite if you want. - Yeah. Cool. Thanks. 450 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:31,679 - We got up to 4K users totally organically. - Oh. 451 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,474 Oh, shit, 7K now. 452 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,790 Wow, we should have been focusing on this instead. 453 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:39,037 Not that it matters. 454 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,954 I mean, it's all gonna be property of Gavin Belson in an hour, so. 455 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,630 That's ironic, huh? 456 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,280 No, for real, I'm asking. Is it? 457 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:48,390 I don't know. I was just smiling. 458 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:50,197 Feels ironic. 459 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,959 Hey, so thank you for... 460 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:56,074 - Letting me stay here. - No worries. 461 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,158 Steve says you're welcome to take my spot on the couch 462 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,801 until you can find a job and get your own place. 463 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,076 Thanks. 464 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,517 So, when's your dad coming to pick you up? 465 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,596 A couple of hours, I guess. 466 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,560 Then we're turning right around and going back to Phoenix. 467 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:13,396 You know, he said he wants to be able to keep an eye on me and my money 468 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:17,236 and that I need to get a real job to learn the value of a hard day's night 469 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,675 or something like that. 470 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:22,201 Well, I should probably get going to this board meeting. 471 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:25,834 And you're probably gonna be gone when I'm back, so... 472 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:28,879 - Guess this is it. - Yeah, I guess so. 473 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:30,317 See ya. 474 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,751 Oh... 475 00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:33,995 - Okay. - Okay. 476 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,118 - All right. Cool, man. - There we go. 477 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:46,756 Richard, even though it's the last board meeting 478 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,594 and essentially meaningless, 479 00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:52,275 thank you for letting me be a part of it. It's an honor. 480 00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:54,434 Okay, you don't have to keep saying that. 481 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:58,874 Good day, all. This should be brief. 482 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:02,877 The only item on the agenda is, of course, the authorization 483 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,759 of the sale of Pied Piper to the current high bidder. 484 00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:06,639 Three "yes" votes will approve the sale. 485 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,361 And as Raviga controls three of the board seats, 486 00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,801 - it seems... - I'm sorry. 487 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:15,072 - I'm not doing it. - Oh, Monica, not again. 488 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:17,551 I'm sorry, but look, Richard has worked too hard 489 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,792 and I know that I can't stop it, but I'm not gonna vote 490 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:22,271 to let Pied Piper become the property of that asshole. 491 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:25,832 Monica, I also happen to find him contemptible. 492 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,881 But Pied Piper will be sold to the high bidder, period. 493 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,230 You know what? I don't care. 494 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,315 You want to fire me, fire me. 495 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:35,917 If we're not gonna adhere to the values that Peter Gregory instilled, 496 00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:38,631 - then I don't think I belong here. - Monica, you don't have to do this. 497 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,832 - I'm not voting yes. - Very well. You're off the board. 498 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:43,674 Excuse me. Man. 499 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,996 - Do you work here? - Well, it was my first day actually. 500 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:49,754 - Everybody's been super... - Sit. 501 00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:52,720 You are now officially on the board of directors of Pied Piper. 502 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:57,155 - Oh, okay. That's fine I guess... - When I point to you, you will vote yes. 503 00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,437 Now, I move to vote on the sale of Pied Piper. 504 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,876 I vote yes. 505 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:04,077 - I vote yes. - And Evan. 506 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,511 Evan? 507 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:11,357 - I can't do it. - What? Why? 508 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,956 Because“. 509 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,311 Monica? 510 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:17,796 I love you. 511 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:19,360 There. I said it. 512 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,555 And I could never do anything to make you sad. 513 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:24,031 Oh, for fuck's sake. Do I have to pull the receptionist in here? 514 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,112 How does this compare with a typical board meeting? 515 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:29,000 All right, stop. Everybody, just stop. 516 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:31,118 We all know how this is gonna go, so let's just get it over with. 517 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,237 All right? 518 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,801 I vote yes. There. Okay? I approve the sale. 519 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:38,630 Three "yes" votes. Can this please just be done? 520 00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:39,951 Very well. 521 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:41,600 - I vote yes also. - Irrelevant. 522 00:24:42,710 --> 00:24:44,951 - But thank you. - The sale is approved. 523 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,351 Pied Piper, its IP, and all of its assets 524 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:50,036 are now officially the property of Bachmanity, LLC. 525 00:24:52,030 --> 00:24:53,998 Wait, sorry, did... 526 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,473 Did you just say "Bachmanity"? 527 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:01,391 - As in Erlich Bachman and Nelson Bighetti? - Yes, you know them. 528 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,671 Wait, they had the highest bid? 529 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,599 I received a telephone call approximately 30 minutes ago 530 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:11,913 entering a bid of one million and one dollars with a firm no-shop clause. 531 00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:15,233 So, when you were referring to the person who bought Pied Piper 532 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:19,201 as a contemptible asshole, you were talking about Erlich? 533 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:23,153 To which contemptible asshole did you think I was referring? 534 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:24,751 Gavin Belson. 535 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,191 Oh. 536 00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:29,160 I see. No. 537 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:33,313 This meeting is adjourned. I thank you all for your time. 538 00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:39,481 So, Bachmanity it is. 539 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,561 That's good. 540 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:46,881 So, should we give this thing a shot? 541 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:01,200 You and Big Head, huh? 542 00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:04,791 Um... 543 00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:07,631 Sorry you had to cancel your trip. 544 00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:11,031 And look, I really appreciate all this. 545 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:15,111 I really think this video-chat thing is gonna be something, you know? 546 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:17,238 - I don't know if you've seen the numbers. - You want a number? 547 00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,676 The percentage I give a fuck about you, zero. 548 00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:22,071 It's trending steady. 549 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:24,000 And of course I've seen the numbers. 550 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,952 This is a business opportunity. Nothing more. 551 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:30,519 Big Head was your friend. He was the one that talked me into it. 552 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,720 I don't trust you, Richard Hendricks. 553 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:40,993 And it's gonna take a long, long, long time to regain my trust. 554 00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:42,591 Are we clear? 555 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,640 Are we absolutely clear... 556 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:50,919 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 557 00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:52,674 Always blue! Always blue! 558 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,911 Always blue! 559 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:58,759 - You suck. - Oh, fuck, it's my dad again. 560 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:02,000 He's gotta be so pissed. I can't believe this is happening, you guys. 561 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,198 I mean, I guess now we're a video-chat company, 562 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:06,398 but the best part of it is it's us, you know? 563 00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:08,359 Just us controlling our own destiny. 564 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:11,274 No, the best part of it is that I own 50%. 565 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,759 Well, yes, you and Big Head do own the entire company, 566 00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:16,719 but I am the founder, it's my algorithm, 567 00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:19,111 so I'm assuming I'm getting my original shares back, right? 568 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,680 Why would you assume that? 569 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:24,232 Well, when a tech company reboots, it's normal to have a conversation 570 00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,079 about restructuring the cap table. 571 00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:29,233 Good, 'cause I'm the guy that hacked together the video-chat app 572 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:31,312 to see if that woman was hot, so... 573 00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:35,396 Yeah, but it's not gonna scale until I get in there and scrape all the Dinesh off. 574 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:38,599 Well, Laurie still hasn't called me back, so I may need a new job. 575 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:41,835 And I'm assuming Pied Piper can't afford my salary, 576 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:43,315 so I'll need stock. 577 00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:46,439 Do we really want it to be called Pied Piper anymore? 578 00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:48,592 No, yes, of course. Of course we want... 579 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:50,399 Why do we want to change the name? It's great. 580 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,711 Yeah, and we do already have the jackets. 581 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,316 Big. Head. 582 00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:57,831 Big Head. 583 00:27:58,990 --> 00:28:00,037 Go for Erlich. 584 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:03,114 Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. 585 00:28:03,990 --> 00:28:07,312 I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone. 586 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:11,636 I'm gonna let him have this one. All right... 587 00:28:11,710 --> 00:28:14,680 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, future me. What a terrible thing. 588 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,320 I'll talk to you in several years. 589 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,437 You're up. 590 00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:19,433 Always blue! Always blue! 591 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:23,595 Always blue! Always blue! 592 00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:26,401 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!