1 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:14,050 No, I'll get my car tomorrow. I had too many. 2 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:15,760 Got an Uber coming. Thank you. 3 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:20,090 That was fast. 4 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,430 Hello. For Jim? 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,480 Yep. 6 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:28,350 Oh, would you... would you care for a water? 7 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,150 Why are your fingers orange? 8 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:32,860 It's... It's iodine. 9 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,400 I've been... biting my nails, 10 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,120 so I put this on there to stop me from doing it. 11 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,160 Looks like Cheetos, tastes like asshole. 12 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:42,040 So, what do you do? 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,790 Venture capital over at Wood Opal. 14 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:46,330 Wow. 15 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:47,960 Wow. Good. 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,170 Mm-hmm. 17 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:52,340 Uh, can I take this? 18 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:53,840 - Sure. - All right. 19 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:56,460 Hello, hi! 20 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,260 My goodness, this video chat app 21 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,140 is light-years ahead of anything else out there on the market. 22 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:02,550 I agree. 23 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,680 Yes, and you can add multiple concurrent users 24 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:09,310 with no loss in picture quality, even on conventional 3G. 25 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,530 Let's see what happens when we add more friends. 26 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:14,480 Hi, friend. What's up? 27 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:16,320 Hello, friend. 28 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,820 Hey, should we add another friend? 29 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:20,280 Yeah, we should. 30 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,070 How many friends can we conference at the same time? 31 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,200 Well, thanks to the amazing new TURN server, 32 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,750 as many as you like. 33 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:30,920 What if someone is in an area with poor cellular reception? 34 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,540 I doubt it would even work. 35 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:34,960 And if it did, the lag, the video quality... 36 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:36,060 that would be horrible. 37 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,760 Well, let's find out. 38 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,260 Could you keep your eyes on the road, please? 39 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,800 Yeah, got it. I'm on it. 40 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,100 Hey, friends. 41 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,680 Wow! Look at that. The image is so clear. 42 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,470 We all look amazing, don't we? 43 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,060 - Yeah, we really do. - Yes. 44 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,140 Is that really just on a cell signal? 45 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,310 Uh, yes. 46 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,530 This is the amazing new company PiperChat. 47 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,860 Wait a minute. 48 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,990 I saw you at TechCrunch. You're Richard Hendricks. 49 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,280 - The very same. Yeah. - You're the fucking guy 50 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,070 that tried to walk into Coleman Blair 51 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,120 with fraudulent numbers. 52 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,370 - No! - Uh-oh. 53 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:08,240 - That was my fault. - Yes, but no. 54 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,660 I mean, that... that's the old thing. This is the new thing, 55 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,250 and I can assure you, it's very, very real. 56 00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:15,000 You're not even my driver. This says Sandeep in an Escalade. 57 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:17,350 - Ah, shit. - Look, look. 58 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,550 No one will even talk to us, which is crazy. 59 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:22,340 We just surpassed 120,000 daily active users 60 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:26,140 and we're growing at a rate of 18 percent, organically, week over week. 61 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,010 Richard, that's Facebook-level growth. 62 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,390 - Pull over now. - That is great! 63 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,110 Richard, Richard, do not pull over. 64 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,530 You will never see him again if he gets out. 65 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:33,240 I am not involved! 66 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,600 Richard, can you hear me? 67 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:36,310 Okay, for real, Richard. You have to pull over. 68 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,610 - Richard, do not... do not pull over. - You'll never see him again. 69 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:40,320 - Hey, are you on the shitter? - Pull the fuck over. 70 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:43,070 - Richard! - Okay. 71 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,460 What the fuck? Are you seriously trying to kidnap me right now? 72 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,620 No. It's the locks. I... I don't know. It's not my car. 73 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,240 Child locks are on. 74 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:51,120 I was babysitting my friend Gloria's great-granddaughter. 75 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,510 It's on the left. 76 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,120 - Got it. Look, look, look. - God damn it! 77 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,880 Come on. Listen to me. 78 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,090 We are desperate. We need funding. 79 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:00,250 - You need funding? - Yes. 80 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,230 Hit a million daily active users 81 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:05,300 while sustaining the same kind of growth, 82 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,430 then everybody in town will be trying to kidnap you. 83 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,760 Problem solved. 84 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,270 Yeah, easy for you to say. 85 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,390 Can you imagine how much these servers are costing me 86 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,140 just to keep this ship afloat? 87 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:18,060 Right, and every new user increases our server cost. 88 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,400 Really? I'm sorry. 89 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,860 Is it hard to become a billionaire? 90 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:25,500 Welcome to the Valley, assholes. 91 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,170 Fuck. 92 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,120 - What a dick. - Well, assuming we don't get arrested, 93 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,750 looks like we have to work our asses off 94 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:34,410 to reduce our hosting bill. 95 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,460 - Hi. - Hi. 96 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,840 If you actually get to a million users... 97 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,800 call me. My cell's on the back. 98 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:43,880 Oh, okay. 99 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:54,730 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 100 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,140 Did you finish? 101 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,850 Yeah, I just pushed my code. 102 00:03:57,980 --> 00:03:59,520 Took me two fucking days, 103 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,820 but I broke up our entire code base into parallel services. 104 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,570 You know, this whole job would've been a lot easier 105 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,950 if you hadn't designed sloppy services in the first place. 106 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,990 Oh, silly me. 107 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,570 I guess when I hacked together 108 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,530 the video chat as an in-house tool, 109 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,200 I didn't foresee that hundreds of thousands of people 110 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,250 would shit themselves over how fucking awesome it was. 111 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,670 I'll never underestimate my talents again. 112 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:21,460 Don't worry. I'll continue to do it for you. 113 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,390 Less talk, more work, boys. 114 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,420 I'm not paying you to coffee klatsch 115 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:27,170 like a bunch of fucking yentas. 116 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,510 You're not paying us at all. 117 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,800 I'm not paying you because you're not the one 118 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:33,310 getting fucked face-first by your credit card company 119 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:35,640 because of massive AWS hosting fees. 120 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:38,230 Well, you should bear 100 percent of the company's cost, 121 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:41,020 seeing as you do own 100 percent of the company. 122 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,320 What's taking you so long to give us our fucking shares? 123 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,900 Recapping a company is complex. 124 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,860 But I assure you, Big Head and I are on the case. 125 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,870 You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever. 126 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,950 Hey, the Karachi Kid and I finished. 127 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,120 Did you push your code? 128 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,580 Uh... 129 00:04:58,630 --> 00:04:59,920 actually, no. 130 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,130 Well, Your Highness, could you please push your code? 131 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,750 Well, I couldn't push that code, 132 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,340 because I didn't write that code. 133 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:08,880 What? We stayed up for two fucking days. 134 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:10,340 Why didn't you write your code? 135 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:13,220 Well, because I was working on something much better. 136 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:18,310 So, I started to optimize our code to handle higher tr... 137 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,650 You're supposed to follow me. 138 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,940 Oh. 139 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:26,480 I, uh, I started to optimize our code 140 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:27,860 to handle higher traffic. 141 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,330 Then it occurred to me, why rewrite our old code 142 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:32,950 when I can build a new encoder 143 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:36,120 that doesn't strip away a ton of channels and metadata. 144 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,540 So, I extended my compression algorithm 145 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:43,920 to support... get this... 12-bit color. 146 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,560 Okay, so our users will be able to experience 147 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:52,130 a 10 percent increase in image quality 148 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,680 with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever. 149 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,810 Just-Just-Just... Just watch this. 150 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,600 Before. 151 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,650 After. 152 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,060 Before. 153 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:03,560 After. 154 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,360 Richard, I'm trying very hard 155 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,690 not to completely lose my shit right now. 156 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:09,900 I get it. I get it. 157 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:12,780 After every VC in town turned us down, 158 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:16,040 we decided that the best way to stay alive 159 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:20,660 until we got to a million users was to cut server usage. 160 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:21,870 Remember that? 161 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,790 The whole reason that Gilfoyle and I 162 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,210 stayed up for 48 fucking straight hours 163 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,520 was to decrease server load, 164 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:31,670 not keep it the same. 165 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,800 Technically, the reason why we stayed up for two days 166 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,300 was to maximize our ability to get a million users, 167 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:38,010 and I just did that. 168 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:41,430 Because who doesn't want 10 percent better image quality? 169 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,520 Who doesn't want it? Everyone. 170 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,980 Everyone doesn't want it! 171 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,810 We already have the best video chat. 172 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,480 People are using this on their cellphones. 173 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:50,610 They're not gonna be able to tell the fucking difference. 174 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,530 Guys, this is a better product, 175 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,410 and I'm the CEO, and I'm gonna say this is where we go. 176 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,490 - You fucking prick. - Whoa. 177 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:00,370 Guys... please be civil. 178 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,750 - You hate the video chat. - I don't hate the video chat, Dinesh. 179 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,170 You've always hated the video chat, because it's my thing, 180 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:07,040 and you wanna rewrite it to make it all about you. 181 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:08,750 You're fucking jealous. 182 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,500 Jealous? Jealous? 183 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:12,670 You built the video chat, I'll give you that. Okay. 184 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,510 You did, but you did it using my algorithm. 185 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:17,760 Right, like when Picasso painted a masterpiece, 186 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:19,390 the guy who made the brushes and the paint 187 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,680 deserved all the credit, right? 188 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:21,850 So you're Picasso now? 189 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,890 I think I need to... leave, 190 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,190 but I love you guys. 191 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:26,520 Dinesh, I'm sorry, 192 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,870 but I think we should be doing a little bit more 193 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,780 with this revolutionary compression algorithm 194 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:32,110 than passable video chat. 195 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,490 But we already did more, Richard. 196 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,320 It was called "the platform." 197 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,120 And it was exactly what you wanted to make, 198 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,990 and it fucking failed, okay? 199 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,200 I'm sorry, but it's bad enough 200 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,160 that we can't get any funding because of you. 201 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,960 You're killing us out there. 202 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,670 Don't also sabotage us in here, too. 203 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,670 Pied Piper is a video chat company. 204 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,550 Get your head around that. 205 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,640 I'm quite certain I've never said this before. 206 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:00,600 I agree with Dinesh. 207 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:07,770 Well. 208 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:17,700 Oh. Well, that was just a whole heap of fun. 209 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,160 Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China, but when you close a deal like that, 210 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,990 it makes the whole trip a delight. 211 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,700 Champagne, gentlemen? 212 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,580 I think that's very much in order. 213 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,960 I know you don't toot your own horn, 214 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,550 so I'll do it for you. 215 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:33,880 Here to you, Jack, 216 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,010 and to your Hooli/Endframe box 217 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:39,220 becoming the most successful American data storage appliance 218 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:41,760 to ever be manufactured in China. 219 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:43,890 Toot, toot. 220 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:48,100 Watch your back, Jeff Bezos, here comes Hooli. 221 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:51,110 All right, gentlemen... our flight today 222 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,400 from Shanghai to Moffett Field in Mountain View 223 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,990 will be just over 11 hours, so if you'll just... 224 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:59,860 Oh, actually, I was headed up to Jackson Hole, see the wife and kids. 225 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,740 I... I was gonna charter up tomorrow, 226 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:04,380 but maybe you could ask the boys 227 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,330 just to drop me off on the way? 228 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:07,750 Save me the trouble? 229 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,000 Of course. 230 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,670 Well, and I mean, it's really not a big deal, 231 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:15,920 but since we are headed east, I think Jackson is further. 232 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:17,460 Maybe we'll head to Moffett first, 233 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,680 then have the guys hop you onto Jackson, okay? 234 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,260 Well... Well, actually, on flights like this, 235 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,310 the boys like to go over the Pole, 236 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,970 so that, technically, is a little more north to south, 237 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,140 and Jackson is quite a bit further north. 238 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,150 So I think, maybe, just go to Jackson first, 239 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:33,110 then head on off to Moffett. That sound good? 240 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,190 - Of course. - Great. 241 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,040 I'm gonna get a pillow. 242 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:46,830 You know what we desperately need is a palapa. 243 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:48,330 A ploppa? 244 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,160 A palapa. 245 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,000 It's a Mexican structure with palm fronds. 246 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,550 It's essentially a gazebo, 247 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:59,130 but spicier and with a south- of-the-border kind of vibe. 248 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,010 I think it would make us feel less exposed. 249 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:04,550 And generally, I think it would be good for morale. 250 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaking of which, morale has not exactly been skyrocketing. 251 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,100 So, we need to get this cap table done tout de suite. 252 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,810 Richard and the fellows 253 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:15,310 are entitled to 40 percent of the company. 254 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,570 Now, if we each give 20 percent, 255 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:19,690 we would still own 30 percent each. 256 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,240 That seems fair. 257 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,700 Seems totally fair to me. 258 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:23,950 Dad? 259 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,370 Nope. Not gonna happen. 260 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:28,990 Mr. Bighetti, with all due respect, I... 261 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,580 If you had any respect, 262 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:33,210 you wouldn't have talked my son into wasting his money... 263 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,290 again. 264 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,090 My son's not giving up one share. 265 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,130 Not now, not ever. 266 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,630 Mr. Bighetti, if you're going to control your son's board seat, 267 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,300 these decisions have to be unanimous. 268 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,770 You're going to kill this comp... 269 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,360 I don't care. 270 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,600 In my eyes, the company is already dead. 271 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,770 Killed by you. 272 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,270 That's my edge. 273 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,060 If all I accomplish by doing this 274 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,940 is making you as miserable as you've made me 275 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,150 watching you fleece my son, 276 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,650 then I'm okay with that. 277 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,700 He seems okay with that. 278 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,030 So you expect me to give the 40 percent 279 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,170 to the gents from my 50 percent, 280 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,370 effectively leaving me with 10 percent? 281 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,700 Yes. 282 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,410 No. No, no, no. 283 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:17,630 Then I would've invested 500 thou... a half of a million dollars 284 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,710 just to end up where I started? 285 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,920 Unacceptable. 286 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,670 I can accept that. 287 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,340 I'm going to bed. 288 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,010 Good night, Brown Bear. 289 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,260 Love you, Papa Bear. 290 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,910 Goddamn motherfucker. 291 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:51,160 I mean, the guys are right. I'm fucking up the company. 292 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,160 I'm not helping in any way. 293 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:56,330 You're certainly not helping your cuticles by biting on them. 294 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:59,210 Your nail beds are gonna get infected. 295 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,090 Where'd you learn how to do this, anyway? 296 00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:04,170 When I was on the street, it was a means of survival. 297 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,220 I don't know, it's just that... 298 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,100 I mean, I almost killed us, 299 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:12,060 the company, and that is so selfish. 300 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,310 I mean, if we have to get a million users, 301 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,940 I need to get us funding, right now. 302 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,730 How? We've already been turned down 303 00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:20,690 by every respectable VC in town. 304 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,030 Who said anything about... respectable? 305 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,870 Oh, Richard, no. 306 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,160 Fuck yes, I want to talk business. What's the play? 307 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,740 Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy. 308 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,500 Thanks for meeting me here. 309 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,420 My fucking nanny got another DUI 310 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,250 and lost her license, and I'm stuck picking up 311 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,140 my own kid like an asshole. So what's up? 312 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,920 Uhh... 313 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:47,350 Well, I know you wanted to buy Erlich's Pied Piper shares 314 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:49,390 back in the previous iteration, the platform. 315 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,970 Well, I was hoping you would want to come on as a follow-on investor 316 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,230 - for the current platform. - The video chat? 317 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,270 Yeah. It's got a great tech. We're growing like crazy. 318 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,810 In fact, that's why we need funding, to keep up with the users, 319 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,730 and I think it could be really good if we could just keep it going. 320 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,530 No, you don't. 321 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:06,240 What? 322 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,860 You don't like it. 323 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,570 You don't believe in this product you're selling. 324 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:14,120 Russ, no, that's... It's a good, sound business. 325 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,870 As I said, the tech is great 326 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,660 and all the guys are really behind it. 327 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:19,120 But you're not behind it, Richard. 328 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:22,710 I can tell, and as much as you want to be, you're not. 329 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,460 It's like this. 330 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,340 You're trying to date a woman, 331 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,970 - but deep down in your heart you know you're gay. - Uhh... 332 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:32,340 Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plowing a dude! 333 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:35,810 I don't... I do... Okay, what dude? 334 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,770 It could be any dude, as long as you really want to fuck him. 335 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,940 It could be a... a twink, a bear, 336 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,110 an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster, 337 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,690 a daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck. 338 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,660 Donald Duck's a gay guy who's been kicked out of the Navy. 339 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,360 H-How do you know so many gay things? 340 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:53,120 My grandfather just came out of the closet. Beautiful. Very inspiring. 341 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,030 But the point is, if you're gonna spend all day fucking, 342 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,330 shouldn't Pied Piper be a dude you wanna fuck? 343 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,170 All right. Let's do an exercise. 344 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:04,000 You've got unlimited time and resources, 345 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,220 you can build anything in the world you want with your compression, 346 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,590 anything at all, what's it gonna be? 347 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:10,220 Three, two, one, go. Go, go, go. 348 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,760 - You said I have unlimited time? - Now. Now, now! 349 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,220 A new Internet. 350 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:16,310 What? Why? 351 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,350 Okay. Well, I haven't really thought this through, so... 352 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,060 Okay. 353 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,060 - I own a telescope... - Of course you do. 354 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:29,070 and I brought it out one night to look at the full moon. 355 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,650 - Of course you did. - And I got to thinking... 356 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,160 "Wow, we put a man on the moon 357 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,200 using the computing power of a handheld calculator." 358 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,620 And then I thought, "Okay... 359 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,880 "there's literally millions of times 360 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,880 "more computing power in my phone 361 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,920 and that's just sitting in my pocket doing nothing." Right? 362 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,470 So then I thought, there's, what, billions of phones 363 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,220 all around the world with the same computing power 364 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,180 just sitting in people's pockets. 365 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,570 So then I thought, "What if we use all those phones 366 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,520 to build a massive network?" 367 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,480 And here's the kicker... We use my compression algorithm 368 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,230 to make everything small and efficient to move things around, and... 369 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,860 if we could do it... 370 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:16,620 we could build a completely decentralized version 371 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,280 of our current Internet, with no firewalls, 372 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,580 no tolls, no government regulation, 373 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:26,000 no spying. Information... 374 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,210 would be totally free in every sense of the word. 375 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,130 You wanna build a new Internet? 376 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:34,630 - Yeah, it's... - Richard, I like it. 377 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,180 That I would fund. 378 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,550 Well, I-I... I don't know if it's possible, and... 379 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,140 Look, if this new Internet is the man of your dreams 380 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,890 and this is the man that you wanna fuck, 381 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,270 then you need to fuck him. 382 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,230 That man I will pay you to fuck. 383 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,350 Where the fuck is that kid? 384 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,570 Wait a minute. 385 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,690 Aw, shit. 386 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,320 They kicked us out of this place. 387 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,150 I'm at the wrong fucking school. 388 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,450 Richard, you find that man, fuck him good. 389 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,880 Careful please. He's gonna peel out. 390 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,420 Monica, I need to... 391 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,470 Oh. You're not... 392 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:18,220 Monica? No. Thank God. I'm Ed Chen. 393 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,050 Laurie put me in the good office and moved Monica down the hall. 394 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,640 Way down the hall. 395 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,310 Okay. Sorry. 396 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,700 You're gonna listen to Russ Hanneman? 397 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,110 Richard, you sound like a crazy person. 398 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,940 I know, but... but Russ is right. 399 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,450 I mean, I hate the video chat. I really do. 400 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:37,950 - Oh... - What? 401 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,280 Oh, wow, you can see right into the... 402 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,080 Yeah, I'm very aware. 403 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,080 Laurie is punishing me for taking your side 404 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,000 and going against her, so she moved me down here 405 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,080 and gave my office to that little 406 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,300 brownnosing shit, Ed Chen. 407 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,880 Anyway, Richard, you're not gonna seriously go home 408 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,480 and tell the guys in your company 409 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,680 that even though your user rates are skyrocketing 410 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,760 that you wanna pivot. 411 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,480 For the past 48 hours, 412 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,940 I've been trying to rewrite the core video chat code, 413 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,480 and I literally can't. 414 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,770 Instead of typing, I just bite my fingernails. 415 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,560 I think, subconsciously, 416 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:13,900 I would rather bite my own fingers off than work on this platform. 417 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,690 Richard, I know people who have spent 418 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,820 their entire careers chasing after an app 419 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,160 with this kind of growth rate and never hit it. 420 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,530 It's a really good product. 421 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,870 That may be, but it's not for me. 422 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,160 And look, I know these guys are my friends, 423 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,870 but they're also my employees, and it's my company. 424 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,040 So... if I say we have to pivot, we pivot. 425 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,210 Okay. I-I... I have to go. 426 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,840 All right. Well, if you're sure, then tell them and then call me and tell... 427 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,300 What? No, I... I have to go. 428 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:44,810 There's another men's room on the fourth floor. 429 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,850 Right. 'Cause then you would've seen mine twice. 430 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,360 I mean, we're all thinking it, right? 431 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,240 Richard is fucking with a product that is working. 432 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,950 He should not be the CEO of this company. 433 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,910 I understand your concerns, 434 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,660 but is this the time that we fire Richard? 435 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,870 Is this the moment that I become the CEO? 436 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,410 You? Why you? 437 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:12,250 It's a simple process of elimination. 438 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,250 Gilfoyle, as an anarchist 439 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,430 would never accept a position of authority 440 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:19,010 - in any official organization. - None. 441 00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,920 And you, of course, are out of the picture, 442 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,550 because Gilfoyle would never allow it. 443 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,020 Yeah, that's true. 444 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:27,690 And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara-kiri than... 445 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,730 replace little baby Richard. 446 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,020 So that leaves me. 447 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,730 And honestly, gents, who would you rather have 448 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:35,560 defending your four percent stake in the company... 449 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,980 - Five. - What? 450 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,980 - Five percent. - You said four. Was it... 451 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,650 You said three, and then you had... 452 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,320 - No, it's five. - Five. 453 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,120 You know what? I'm gonna back channel, 454 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,330 look at some notes, and we'll get to it. 455 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:51,460 In the meantime, if and when... 456 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,540 we are to depose Richard, I am his obvious heir. 457 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:55,920 Erlich, no offense, 458 00:18:55,960 --> 00:19:00,340 but the board is you, Richard, and my dad, right? 459 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,010 So, I think that means you and my dad 460 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:06,010 would have to agree on who replaces Richard, 461 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,860 and pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you. 462 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:10,310 - It's just not gonna happen. - Thank you. 463 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,810 - Yeah. - There is someone else. 464 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,730 Someone who has zero strikes against him. 465 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,270 Someone who has held high-level positions 466 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,440 at one of the biggest tech companies in the Valley. 467 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,200 Someone who's been on the cover 468 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,450 of one of the most prestigious tech publications in the world. 469 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,210 He sounds awesome. 470 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,790 Could we get him? 471 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,250 And as of now, we've got the votes... 472 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,920 of enough key Malaysian ministers 473 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,340 to proceed with construction, 474 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,470 but that support is time-critical. 475 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:46,340 Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season 476 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:49,140 or else the entire project could collapse. 477 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,600 So, what do you think? 478 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,560 Sorry. About what? 479 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,150 About the factory. 480 00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:00,020 Ah. The factory. 481 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,610 The factory. 482 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,450 Excuse me for a moment. 483 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,620 - So, what have you got? - Well, sir, I did as you asked. 484 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,750 I flew the company plane to Shanghai, 485 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,750 then Moffett, then Jackson Hole. 486 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,920 Then I flew back to Shanghai, then to Jackson Hole, 487 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,590 then to Moffett, which is where I just landed. 488 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:26,050 - And? - Moffett is 28.3 minutes closer. 489 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,130 I fucking knew it! 490 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,560 Barker should've dropped you off first, sir. 491 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,140 Wait. What about headwinds or storm activity? 492 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,430 I don't want to give him any room to wriggle out of this. 493 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,770 Here's what I'm gonna need you to do. 494 00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:38,520 Fly each leg five more times and average them. 495 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,950 It's the only way to be sure. 496 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,480 And we're not concerned with the expense 497 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,440 of 20 more private transcontinental flights? 498 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,690 Of course we are. 499 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,610 Jack Barker is costing the shareholders 500 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,610 of this company a fortune, and he must be stopped. 501 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,160 I'll go back to Moffett right now. 502 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,830 Good. Call me each time you're in Shanghai. 503 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,370 - I'll see you in a week. - Yes, sir. 504 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,430 Guys? 505 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,890 Shit, he came in the back. 506 00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:16,140 Richard, we need to talk. 507 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,740 Well, actually, let me just say something first here. 508 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:23,270 I don't think Pied Piper should be a video chat company. 509 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,070 The balls on you. 510 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,320 Richard, we've all decided 511 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:31,280 you are out. Big Head is in. 512 00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:32,390 Not my call. 513 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,870 Richard, we just can't keep fucking pivoting. 514 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,790 - We won't do it again. - Just wait for a second, okay? 515 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,200 Just... You're not getting it. Please. 516 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,120 Uh, I'm quitting. 517 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:43,340 Wait. What? 518 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,420 Richard, I was waiting out front! 519 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,270 They want to ambush you and replace you with Big Head, 520 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,630 but I had nothing to do with it. 521 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,430 Again, not my call. 522 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,730 I was ready to fight you guys, 523 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:57,810 but then, on the way home, it occurred to me 524 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,930 there might be a better way. 525 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,770 I'm going to start my own company. 526 00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:05,520 I will give up all of my equity in the video chat 527 00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:10,280 if I get to completely own my algorithm. 528 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,240 I will grant you guys a perpetual license 529 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,160 to use the algorithm in your video chat, 530 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,330 but I need the algorithm to build something else. 531 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,410 And look, forget a million users, 532 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:21,790 with me out of the company, 533 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,630 you guys would be able to raise money, no problem. 534 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,500 And that way, everybody wins. 535 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:30,090 So we can use the algorithm, free and clear, for video chat? 536 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,210 Yes. 537 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:33,520 I mean, we... we shouldn't even be talking about this. 538 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:36,300 And you would leave behind your 25 percent, 539 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:40,600 thus giving me enough equity to compensate the boys fairly 540 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,990 and Big Head's father would retain his 50 percent? 541 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,350 I think that's right. Yes. 542 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,820 And I would own 10 percent of your new company. 543 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:47,510 Wait. What? Why? 544 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,480 The algorithm was developed here in the Incubator. 545 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:51,030 Richard, shame on you. 546 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,450 Well, dealbreaker. Let's... Should we get some food? 547 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,410 No, no. That's okay. It's fine. 548 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,620 And I'm here for advice, 549 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,250 or advice for the new CEO, whoever that may be. 550 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:03,250 To wit, uh... 551 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,210 I know it's probably not my place to give this suggestion, 552 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,170 but I think it should be Dinesh. 553 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,500 - What? - What? 554 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:10,010 - What? - What? 555 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:12,130 - Yeah. Sorry, Big Head. - What? 556 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,930 Yeah. Dinesh, you were the one that hacked together 557 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,140 the video chat in the first place. 558 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,760 You know the product inside and out. 559 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:19,010 You are the horse that I would bet on. 560 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,390 You really think so? 561 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,690 I do. 562 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,060 I'm down. Gilfoyle? 563 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:29,410 Gilfoyle, can I please be CEO of Pied Piper? 564 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,190 Spoken like a true leader. 565 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:36,360 But since your failure as a leader is a virtual certainty, 566 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:38,870 tolerating your short reign as CEO 567 00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:42,910 in exchange for a front-row seat to the disaster seems fair. 568 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,790 Plus, if I'm wrong, which I'm not... 569 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,430 I get rich. So I'm down with it, Dinesh. 570 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,960 Jared, what do you think about this? 571 00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:52,630 I think this is crazy. 572 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,390 I left my job at Hooli to... to come work with you, Richard. 573 00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:56,930 And... and now you're leaving? 574 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:58,800 Look, these guys, they're gonna need you, 575 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,810 so if you want to support me, you support them. 576 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,680 Think you can do that? 577 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,350 I've always been very adept 578 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,270 at taking the shape of whatever shoe was pressed down upon me, 579 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,480 so I can try to make it work. 580 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,650 Then it's settled. 581 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:14,070 Dinesh is the new CEO of Pied Piper. 582 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,240 Oh. Actually, just one last thing. 583 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,200 I think you guys should call yourselves PiperChat. 584 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,830 I'm gonna have to insist that I keep the name Pied Piper, and I won't budge on that. 585 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,830 - Yeah, it's totally fine. - Okay, yeah. Who gives a shit? 586 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,430 - That's fine. - Terrible fucking name. 587 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,250 Let's get to work. 588 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,050 Congratulations. 589 00:24:32,090 --> 00:24:34,800 So, wait. I don't have to be CEO, right? 590 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,380 Dinesh is going to do that? 591 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,720 All right. Let's figure out how this gets split up. 592 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,770 Let's see. 593 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:46,600 And, um... yeah. 594 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,390 Jared... 595 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,440 go. 596 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,480 Go on, man. 597 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:53,660 Get out of here. 598 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:57,990 Dinesh, you'll get five percent. 599 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,070 Gilfoyle, five percent. 600 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,700 - Jared, five percent. - Yeah. Okay, 601 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:03,580 so we all get five, not four. 602 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,500 Now you said... you said four? 603 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,080 No, five. I said five. 604 00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:10,210 Jared, can we get five more engineers? 605 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,880 That's... That would come out of Jared's percentage. 606 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,750 No. 607 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,000 You wanted to see me, Skipper? 608 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,570 I did indeed. 609 00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:42,170 Jack, I appreciate everything you've done 610 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,330 in your position as head of the Hooli/Endframe box, 611 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:47,660 but I think the company's needs are better suited 612 00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:49,830 if I move you elsewhere. 613 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,500 Really? 614 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,850 Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, GB. 615 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,050 I'm flattered. 616 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,800 Frankly, little bit surprised. 617 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,760 Why would you be surprised? Can you think of any reason 618 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,390 why you don't deserve a promotion? 619 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:05,140 I mean, anything at all? Well... 620 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:08,270 I don't want to hurt my arm patting myself on the back, 621 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,690 but... right off the top of my head... 622 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,940 No, I guess not. 623 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:17,480 I mean, you've always been straight with me, right? 624 00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,440 Straight to the point. 625 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,820 I sure have. 626 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,920 And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes? 627 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,080 Always put me first? Gone the extra mile? 628 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,540 Gosh... I sure tried. 629 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,830 Did you? 630 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,130 All right, Jack. 631 00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:40,170 Professor. Gary in HR will set you up. 632 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:42,340 Enjoy your new offices. 633 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:43,890 Thank you, sir. 634 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:30,220 Oh, hey. Would you like to see your desk? 635 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:31,720 Okay. 636 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,170 Here it is. 637 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:49,830 This is your desk.