1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:09,930 Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen? 2 00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:11,810 No, but they're fine. 3 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:15,580 Okay. You know, I... I wasn't actually gonna come here. 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,880 But then, I thought, "You know what? I could... I could use a walk." 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,920 And, um, well, I've just been working on 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,750 this peer-to-peer Internet thing, 7 00:00:21,790 --> 00:00:24,490 and well, I... I think better when I walk. 8 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:25,590 Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:26,620 If I'm gonna be thinking and walking, 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,890 I might as well walk somewhere specific. 11 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,930 Hey, when was the last time you slept? 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,530 Um... I don't know. 13 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,570 Well, I know I... I was gonna sleep last night, 14 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,500 but, uh... I thought I had this solve 15 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:39,640 for this computational trust issue I've been working on, 16 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,510 but it turns out, I didn't have a solve. 17 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:44,180 But it was too late. I had already drank the whole pot of coffee. 18 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,160 Okay. Well, I'm busy. I've got to see patients all the time. 19 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,080 - Sorry. I don't want to interrupt you. - What are you doing? 20 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,020 Sorry, just... just one second. I just had a quick thought. 21 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,250 Why are you writing it on there? 22 00:00:52,290 --> 00:00:54,980 Well, I mean, you change these between every patient, right? 23 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:56,940 I guess I'm going to have to now. 24 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:59,230 You know, all the guys at the house, they think I'm nuts, 25 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,320 but I'm not nuts. 26 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,150 Hey, you know, they say that after Alan Turing 27 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:05,290 was chemically castrated, he got a lot less annoying. 28 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,600 - What was that? - Hmm? 29 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:10,090 Nothing. Just... that's just something to think about. 30 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,740 Okay. Sure, yeah. 31 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:13,150 Pen, please. 32 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,340 Right, yeah. 33 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:16,240 Go ahead and pay the lady out front. 34 00:01:16,270 --> 00:01:18,850 Cash is always appreciated. Hmm. 35 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,650 How the hell does this thing work? 36 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,390 Question for you. 37 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,400 What's better than octopus recipe? 38 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,160 Answer for you. 39 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,800 Eight recipes for octopus. 40 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:44,150 My grandmother gave me a family recipe 41 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,140 before she died in a horrible way. 42 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:48,640 Wait. What? 43 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:52,910 Sorry. We knew Jian-Yang's app was in the food space, 44 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:55,380 but we assumed that it was camera-based. 45 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:57,170 Like, you take a photo of food, 46 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,460 the app returns nutritional information, or recipes, 47 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,020 or how it was sourced. 48 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:04,490 Yeah, like Shazam for food. 49 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,120 Exactly. But this, I mean, this is... 50 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,790 Shazam... for food. 51 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,600 No, Shazam's not my vision. 52 00:02:12,630 --> 00:02:14,780 Of course they know that you're not pitching Shazam. 53 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:15,930 That already exists. 54 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:19,940 This would be a Shazam... for food. 55 00:02:19,970 --> 00:02:22,340 - No. - Sorry. Language barrier. 56 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:25,440 Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No? 57 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:34,020 - That's not Mandarin. - He's a stickler for the accent. 58 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,490 No, my app is seafood, like food... 59 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,320 - ... in the sea. - ... That you can see. 60 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh, "see food." 61 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:43,390 - S-E-E food. - Oh. 62 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:46,090 - SeeFood. - Now, that we like. 63 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:49,260 Seafood. It's like food in the sea. 64 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,410 Fuck. 65 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:04,110 Oh, Gavin. Gavin. 66 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,480 I heard about your PiperChat issue. 67 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,520 Those COPPA fines are no joke, could be billions. 68 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:11,620 I'm acutely aware, Jack. 69 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,520 Listen, after all you've done for me... 70 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,530 bringing me into the Hooli sandbox, letting me play here... 71 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,630 what if, hypothetically, 72 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,260 I had a way to delete the underage accounts 73 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,270 and the chat data in question? 74 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,600 Hypothetically, I could blame it on a malfunction 75 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:31,340 of my Endframe/Box servers. 76 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,780 The board would have nothing to blame you for. 77 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,150 Jack, I'm speechless. I'm embarrassed to say it, 78 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,660 but I was beginning to question your loyalty. 79 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:41,980 Yeah. 80 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,690 Well, you should've. I said it was hypothetical. 81 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,390 Didn't say I'd do it. 82 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,340 Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Gavin? 83 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:12,810 Uh, you guys? Gavin Belson just got fired! 84 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,610 - Richard. - Wait. What? 85 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,280 Shit, that's huge. 86 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,950 "There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violated Hooli protocol 87 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:23,920 "in the acquisition of a company that contained toxic assets." 88 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,180 - Oh, that's us! - Oh, my God. 89 00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:27,590 Gavin's been fired? 90 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,260 Did you fall in the pool? 91 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,260 Oh, no. No, I didn't. 92 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,400 I was, um... I was dangling my feet in, 93 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:37,070 'cause it was cool and refreshing and just helping me think, 94 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,840 and then, since I was wet anyway, 95 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:40,670 I purposefully started to wade around in the pool. 96 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,510 Uh... But don't worry. No, I didn't fall in. 97 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:46,430 I, uh... I am not a spaz. 98 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:50,450 "Belson will be succeeded by 'Action' Jack Barker. 99 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,720 "A veteran tech CEO, Barker commented, 100 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,950 "'We at Hooli pledge to work 101 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:55,850 "with the Federal Trade Commission 102 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:57,890 "to resolve this matter and commit ourselves 103 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,620 "to earning back the public trust.'" 104 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,530 Wow, Dinesh, you really stuck it to him. 105 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,190 Now they're pinning it all on Gavin. 106 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:05,510 - Holy shit. - Dude, you're moist. 107 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,930 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go and get a towel. 108 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,970 I mean, Dinesh, you're a... a giant slayer. 109 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,340 As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users. 110 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,760 I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something. 111 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,710 Yeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath 112 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,150 of a bloated and inept bureaucracy, 113 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,420 but feel totally comfortable having crossed 114 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:32,120 a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds. 115 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,980 Shut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally. 116 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,280 I think you might be the first Pakistani man 117 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:40,390 to be killed by a drone inside the United States. 118 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:43,180 People don't have people killed in the Valley. 119 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,800 Not even Gavin Belson. Okay? 120 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,340 Right, Jared? 121 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:51,440 I... I once saw him throw a sloth 122 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,100 down a flight of stairs after a presentation, 123 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,890 and he said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes. 124 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,780 I... I can't rule it out. 125 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:01,740 "A legacy lost. 126 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,700 "CEO and chief innovator Gavin Belson 127 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,120 "exits Hooli." 128 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,220 The end of the Gavin Belson era. 129 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:11,460 And if all goes well, it is the beginning of the era 130 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:16,050 of Erlich Bachman and his funky Asian dude friend, 131 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:17,780 Jian... 132 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,310 Jian? Jian-Yang! 133 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:24,210 Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us 134 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,970 a seed investment of $200,000 135 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,210 for the Shazam of food. 136 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,680 All we have to do is dazzle them with a demo on Monday, 137 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,840 and, uh, the check will... 138 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,920 - What the fuck? - Huh? 139 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:39,040 Is that my vintage Corona Club beach towel? 140 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:42,020 Yes. I was in the pool, but I got out. 141 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,720 That's a beach towel, not a pool... and it... 142 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,430 Where were you? I was referring to you as my funky Asian friend. 143 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,260 The passenger door's all fucked up! 144 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,730 I told you, there's no demo. 145 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:53,530 I'm making my recipe app. 146 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:57,600 You're gonna walk away from $200,000? 147 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,310 You know who walks away from that kind of money, Jian-Yang? 148 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:01,910 Richard, a crazy person. 149 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,640 Crazy? No. Opposite. 150 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,180 He walked away from $10 million. Now look at him... 151 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,880 wet pants, stealing towels, 152 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,150 babbling about technical issues that he can't solve. 153 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:15,560 I am one computational trust issue away from solving this thing. 154 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:17,690 Is this how you wanna end up? 155 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:23,260 No. He's a cautionary tale. 156 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,770 Nope, not true. Not a cautionary tale. 157 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,840 Got a lot of work to do. I'll be in the pool. Not crazy. 158 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,770 - I mean, it's like, wow. - Richard... 159 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,700 Hey, Erlich. 160 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:35,150 Just FYI. 161 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:39,520 I actually did some image recognition stuff on Nip Alert, 162 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,930 so maybe you could hire me to help on the demo, 163 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:45,220 'cause my dad's been, like, kinda on me lately 164 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:48,230 to, like, get a job or go to school 'cause... 165 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,540 'cause he's upset that I lost all that money on... on PiperChat. 166 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:55,300 And then also, you helped me lose that 20 million on Bachmanity. 167 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:57,030 Big Head, um... 168 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,730 Jian-Yang's culture... 169 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,790 he's... Chinese... 170 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:05,970 won't allow him to accept outside help. 171 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:08,770 Oh, right, 'cause of Chinese. 172 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:11,730 Okay, well, that makes sense. 173 00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:16,080 If either of you could aid 174 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,810 in the construction of this image recognition software, 175 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:21,500 I can pay you handsomely. 176 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:29,430 Huh. Five years at ASU, then you dropped out? No degree? 177 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,710 Mm-hmm. 178 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,080 Pretty solid "C's" in all of your CS classes. 179 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,240 Right. 180 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:36,730 But really more incompletes than anything. 181 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:40,030 Yeah, a lot of those classes were at 11:00 a.m., so... 182 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,840 I'm sorry, but I... I don't think 183 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,610 you're Stanford CS material, Mr. Bighetti. 184 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,460 Yeah, that's totally fair. Thanks so much. 185 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,580 Have a nice day. 186 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:58,100 Oh, hey, did you get this at a party on Alcatraz? 187 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,920 - Yes. - Oh, cool. I got one there, too. 188 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,860 Or, I mean, I guess, technically, I bought one there. 189 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:06,530 I bought everything there. 190 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,200 Excuse me? 191 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,820 Oh, Bachmanity was my VC fund. 192 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,100 What? 193 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:15,300 - It stands for Venture Capital. - I know. Umm... 194 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,010 Wh... 195 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,680 Wait. Nelson Bighetti. 196 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,740 Were you on the cover of WIRED magazine? 197 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:23,480 Yeah, and actually inside, too. 198 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,750 Can I get you some coffee? 199 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:30,190 The last 24 hours have been very painful. 200 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:34,020 But in the days to come, what I will be thinking of most is all of you, 201 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:37,830 the good people of Hooli, and what we've built together. 202 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:42,660 And, yes, we built great products here. Great products. 203 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:47,500 But I like to think we built an even greater connection. 204 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:50,010 So, in the spirit of that connection, 205 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:52,370 if any of you would like to say something to me... 206 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,540 positive or negative... this is the time. 207 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:58,760 I encourage you to be completely honest. 208 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,450 Don't be shy. 209 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:07,220 This is most likely the last chance we have to talk. 210 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,600 Anything at all. 211 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,300 Ah. Here we go. 212 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:20,370 Todd, our senior systems engineer. 213 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:31,330 I'm sorry, but it's my official duty to... 214 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,250 escort you off the property... 215 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,850 I understand. 216 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,940 - Thank you for your dedication... - ... and relieve you of your badge. 217 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,770 Yes. 218 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:44,020 I guess this is it then. 219 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,840 Goodbye, Hoover. 220 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:51,220 Your parking hang tag. 221 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,180 I mean, do you think I'm crazy for chasing this thing? 222 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,050 Don't ask me. I'm hardly in a position to judge. 223 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:14,940 I mean, you do realize I'm literally the only person 224 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,020 in this entire grocery store 225 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,760 who's actually buying stuff for myself. 226 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,090 I don't know. Maybe these people are right. 227 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,530 Maybe I just drop this one, move on, 228 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,820 and become some pathetic fucking TaskRabbit, you know? 229 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:28,600 Hey, I have a family, asshole. 230 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,610 Oh. Sorry. Not you, the other ones. 231 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:34,410 Look, if you can't crack this idea, there's no shame. 232 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,010 I mean, a lot of really smart people have gotten stuck on it. 233 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,800 Please. Like who? 234 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,690 Peter Gregory for one. 235 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:43,780 Peter was thinking about a fully decentralized Internet? 236 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,220 Why wouldn't you mention this to me? 237 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,150 Well, because he walked away from it, 238 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,860 and you seemed so excited about it, I thought you had a new angle. 239 00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,880 I didn't want to discourage you. 240 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:55,460 Oh, what, 'cause I'm some delicate little flower? I couldn't handle it? 241 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,930 The thing is, Peter tended to cling to things, 242 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:02,100 and he gave up on this. I mean, he must've had a reason. 243 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:06,570 Wait. Peter was a compulsive note-taker. Right? 244 00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:09,910 What about his journals? I mean, do you guys still have them? 245 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,640 Richard, I am on thin ice as it is at Raviga. 246 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:16,110 No. Monica, listen to me, okay? I haven't slept in days. 247 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:18,460 I'm walking into pools fully clothed. 248 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,050 This is all I think about. Please. 249 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,990 Fine, but just this once. 250 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,460 Yes. Thank you. 251 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,360 - Fuck. It's Erlich. He... - What? 252 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:30,260 He wants me to help spin up this demo 253 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,790 for Jian-Yang's bullshit Shazam-for-food app. 254 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:34,870 Wait, the thing that Coleman Blair just bought? That was them? 255 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,500 Yeah, but they haven't bought it yet. 256 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,530 I mean, they sign the deal on Monday, 257 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,440 but it's all contingent on a working demo, 258 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,910 which they do not and will not have. 259 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,240 Interesting. 260 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,010 You're doing great work by the way. 261 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,580 - Fuck you. - Definitely. Thank you. 262 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,680 I'll have those forms to you by 11. 263 00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:56,740 Yeah, so it's called SeeFood, 264 00:12:56,770 --> 00:13:00,220 but it's S-E-E Food, get it? 265 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,350 Yes, Erlich Bachman showed me a demo, 266 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,860 and this thing is incredible. 267 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:09,170 Yeah, and Coleman Blair is gonna get the whole deal for only 200K. 268 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,860 But here's the thing, they don't close until Monday. 269 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:15,200 I mean, if I had Laurie's ear, I would tell her 270 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,310 that we should pay them today and close the deal, 271 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,770 and Bachman would jump on it in a second. 272 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,110 Go choke on that, broham. 273 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,700 Very funny. 274 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,600 - What's funny? - This message. 275 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,580 "Hey, I'm a big fan of what you did to Gavin Belson. 276 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,270 "I've seen your photo and think you're cute. 277 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,140 "Would love to meet up. Mia." 278 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,510 - Fuck you. - I didn't send that. 279 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:43,030 - Oh, you didn't? - My hand to Satan. 280 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,530 But before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants, 281 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,600 you might wanna consider that it's not a woman. 282 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,670 I bet you're being catfished by Gavin himself. 283 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,460 Oh, fuck. 284 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,080 - But... - But what? 285 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,580 On the off chance that this is an actual real woman, 286 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,970 getting murdered seems like an acceptable risk. 287 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:04,660 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 288 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,130 Let me ask you something. Do you think 289 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,390 wearing the name of the college you're going to to class 290 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,490 is like the same thing as wearing the name of the band 291 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,360 you're going to to a concert? 292 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,900 - What? - Did you get into Stanford? 293 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:17,830 Yeah, and this is totally going to get my dad off my back, 294 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,130 and they said they liked my story, 295 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,940 so I'm gonna take a CS class there. 296 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:26,070 And they're so nice. I was asking if it was gonna be pass/fail, 297 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:27,710 and they were like, "It's up to you." 298 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,810 And then I said, "Is there gonna be homework?" 299 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,380 And they were like, "Only if you want it." 300 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:35,750 And so then, I guess I have to decide if I want it, 301 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,060 which kinda already feels like homework, 302 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:40,030 but do you think I... 303 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,490 Holy shit. 304 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:49,070 It's like we just walked right into Peter Gregory's brain. 305 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:53,560 Actually, I think Peter's brain is in a cryo-locker in Menlo Park. 306 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:59,440 Oh, hey, I, uh... I remember this photo from Peter's office. 307 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:03,380 It's still so weird to me that he and Gavin Belson were ever friends. 308 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,450 Select destination. 309 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,980 - No. No, no. No, thank you. - Optimizing route to Arallon. 310 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,520 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 311 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,870 Wait. Are all these Peter Gregory's notebooks? 312 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:19,070 Um... 313 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,230 - Are they? Are they in this box? - Richard. 314 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,700 Remember, you promised you were gonna get some sleep tonight. 315 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:24,960 Yeah, I will. 316 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,230 All right, I'm, uh... I'm gonna leave you guys to it. 317 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:31,230 Oh, Erlich didn't get a call from Ed Chen today, did he? 318 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,600 Yeah. I heard them on speakerphone, 319 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,110 'cause Erlich was neti-potting. 320 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,310 I think, uh... I think they're meeting tonight. 321 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,740 Good to know. 322 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,510 - What? - Sesame seeds. 323 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,080 - To SeeFood. - To SeeFood... 324 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,650 and to a full-expensed meal on Raviga's tab, 325 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,470 and to you, Ed Chen, 326 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,270 who pulled the wool over Laurie Bream's eyes 327 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,860 and got us two-hundo-thou sight unseen. 328 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,200 Well, she had some concerns about getting into business with you again, 329 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:02,370 but I can pretty much talk that broad into anything. 330 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,530 Ha! Cheers to that. 331 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,440 You're a con man, like Erlich! 332 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,340 What does that mean? 333 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,640 It... it's a little term of endearment we have around the house. 334 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,380 Uh, a confident man. 335 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,800 He sees me as a confident man, and he looks up to me. 336 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,350 You know, you have to be patient with him, 337 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,380 - 'cause he's a bit of a moron. - Moron? 338 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,400 No, no, no. I mean, he's... Not in tech. 339 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,860 And how about this palapa? Are we in the islands or what? 340 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,490 Sorry. I... 341 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,190 This app isn't gonna suck, right? 342 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,700 If it sucks, it's my ass. 343 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,160 You guys have a working demo... right? 344 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,630 Uh, we're gonna slow down 345 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:42,270 on the, uh... the-the... the servings for the little one. 346 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,840 So, he's from China, a small town, 347 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,640 not used to our big city liquor, and... No, no, no, no, no. 348 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,830 Jian-Yang. 349 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:59,390 Boys, boys. Let's speak in English. It's the law. 350 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,930 "I'm a big fat fucking asshole." 351 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,210 Okay, now. That's... that's me. 352 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,630 Why would I call myself a big fat asshole? 353 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,330 The liquor's gotten to the little fellow, 354 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,400 and I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say. 355 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,610 Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia. 356 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,460 Are you gonna murder Dinesh? 357 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,030 - No. - Bummer. 358 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,420 Wait. Gilfoyle? 359 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:32,300 Are you the Gilfoyle from Bovine Dawn? 360 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,130 Maybe. 361 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,220 I'm MI4. 362 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,940 No shit. 363 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,200 I always thought you were a fat, bald weirdo. 364 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:45,470 Well, she's not. She's a thin, hairy regular. 365 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,300 You know, you were totally wrong about the dump 366 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,700 of all the hacking team's best exploits. 367 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,110 No, if you look at what happened with the Equation Group, 368 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,210 it was basically the same thing. 369 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,350 She's right, you're wrong. 370 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,380 Um, shall we head out? 371 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:01,020 Don't wait up. 372 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,150 Oh, my God. 373 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,450 - Oh, my fucking God! - Richard, what is it? 374 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,730 Jared, look. It's all here. 375 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,390 Peter Gregory knew the value of a completely decentralized Internet. 376 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:16,660 I mean, Look, look. "The Internet we deserve." 377 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,430 I mean, look, even back then, 378 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,700 Peter was worried that the Internet would become 379 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,300 this shitty corporate-controlled thing 380 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,470 that... that Hooli and all these other companies manipulate today. 381 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:28,890 But the idea is real. 382 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,440 It's just that Peter didn't think it was feasible 383 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,260 unless compression surpassed the theoretical limit 384 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,220 of a 2.9 Weissman Score. 385 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,380 We shattered that limit at TechCrunch Disrupt. 386 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,250 - Yeah, baby. Exactly. - Ha! 387 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,820 I mean, goddammit. I always knew there was 388 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,520 a perfect application for my algorithm. 389 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,890 These notes, all this... this is going to save me months. 390 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:48,690 This is it. I mean, I was right all along. I was right! 391 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,490 Can I just... can I try something? 392 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,570 Yeah. 393 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,130 Woo! 394 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,040 - Okay. - I don't know. 395 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,500 - Woo! - Woo! 396 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,940 Woo! Woo! 397 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,060 Woo! 398 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,620 - Sorry. - That's okay. 399 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,920 So... do you like movies? 400 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,970 Depends on the movie. 401 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,730 I'm the exact same way. 402 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,060 It being a movie doesn't mean I'm gonna like it. 403 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,600 Would you care for some wine or a cocktail tonight? 404 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,870 Uh, just water, please. 405 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,670 Just water, please. 406 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:35,080 I love water. 407 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,890 I do. 408 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,780 Oceans, rivers... 409 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,550 lakes. 410 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,830 When does a pond... 411 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,080 become a lake? 412 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,830 I wonder if it's depth. 413 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,360 Where are those waters? Felt like we ordered waters a while ago. 414 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,330 And... What? 415 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,730 Fucking prick. 416 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,710 - What? - Oh, nothing. 417 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,630 It was just a text from Gilfoyle. 418 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,880 Gilfoyle isn't a prick. 419 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,750 - Yeah, I'm sorry. - He's a motherfucking prick. 420 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,140 - What? - That guy sucks. 421 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,380 Everyone hates him on the message boards. 422 00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,910 You know, putting a face to the name made so much sense. 423 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,410 Right, 'cause his face sucks, too. 424 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,490 - Totally! - Yeah. 425 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,880 I have to find this one post of his. It was insane. 426 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,250 You know, he has no friends. 427 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,750 He pretends like he's all dry and witty, 428 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,460 but he's just a monotone piece of shit. 429 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,420 And being a Satanist just means you're ugly, 430 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,560 and you're leaning into it. 431 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,460 That's right. 432 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,080 You know what? Can I get a glass of Malbec? 433 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,830 Unless... Do you want to get a bottle? 434 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,530 Yeah. Let's get a bottle of Malbec. 435 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,600 - Fucking Gilfoyle. - Right? 436 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,840 Mr. Bighetti. 437 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,500 When you're ready. 438 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,210 Uh, ready for what? 439 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,240 I'm like the class clown already. 440 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,120 Why is my name on the board? 441 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,660 Oh, no. 442 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,000 Laurie, you wanted to see me? 443 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:11,320 Oh. Yes, Monica, sit. 444 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,090 Are you pregnant? 445 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,920 - Yes. - Congratulations. 446 00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:20,040 - On? - On being pregnant. 447 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,740 Oh. Yes. 448 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,910 Friday afternoon, Ed Chen convinced me 449 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,350 to bid against Coleman Blair on an app entitled SeeFood. 450 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:33,590 It's run by Bachman and the one who smoked in the offices. 451 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,920 Well, I... Ed is very persuasive. 452 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,860 This morning, he made the case 453 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:42,730 that since you have a long-standing relationship with Bachman, 454 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,030 and since you are a talented VC who deserves a second chance... 455 00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,800 his words... 456 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:50,290 you should take lead. 457 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,500 What? 458 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,060 I mean, look at this drawing. 459 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,130 I drew the exact same thing on my doctor's butt paper. 460 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,180 I mean, Peter had the exact same idea. 461 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,380 He was just waiting for compression to catch up, 462 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,140 which it did, thanks to me. 463 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,190 Cheer up, Richard. 464 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,910 Yes, but here's the best part, okay? 465 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:12,190 Peter never foresaw the ubiquity 466 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,780 of Internet connected computing devices. Right? 467 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:18,490 Camera, refrigerators, TVs, baby monitors, 468 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:21,860 not to mention the billions-plus smartphones 469 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:22,970 that are floating around the world. 470 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,600 I mean, who here has a smartphone, right? 471 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,410 You, you, me, Jian-Yang, Dinesh, Monica... 472 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,710 Richard, you don't have to name everyone you know. 473 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:34,650 Point is... you all thought I was crazy 474 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,080 when I walked into the swimming pool with my clothes on, 475 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,850 but it turns out I was fucking right. 476 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:43,230 Okay. So, not crazy. Opposite. You poor idiots. 477 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,690 How was school, Timmy? 478 00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:48,390 Oh, not great. They made me teach. 479 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:51,290 - Teach what? - Stanford. 480 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,950 You're a professor at Stanford now, Big Head? 481 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,180 No, that would be crazy. 482 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,330 I'm a guest lecturer. 483 00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,220 What are you doing? 484 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,780 It was open, and you have the keys. 485 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,830 Huh. 486 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,210 Strange. Did you change the locks? 487 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:12,230 'Cause the keys were working last night when I went for my date. 488 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:16,440 'Cause I haven't come back to the house since my date, so... 489 00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:21,070 I did sex on her. 490 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:23,890 - Good. - Cool. Yeah, that's great. 491 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,900 Nice, man. Who is she? 492 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:30,170 Her name is Mia, and she is a-Mia-zing. 493 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,600 She hates Gilfoyle almost as much as I do, so... 494 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,440 Huh! Jumping headlong 495 00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:39,240 into a sexual relationship with MI4. 496 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,660 Ballsy. 497 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:42,620 But I'm sure you've thought through the consequences. 498 00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:45,950 Well, we weren't really doing a lot of thinking. You know what I mean? 499 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,930 - Oh, wow. - Mia is a legit hacker. 500 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,090 People say that she's taken on the Chinese government, 501 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,490 and here you are, after one meal, in an intimate relationship. 502 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:55,860 So? 503 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:59,090 So what do you think she'll do if you try to break up with her? 504 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,860 Or disagree with her? Or disappoint her in any way, 505 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:06,030 like by confessing that your badass takedown 506 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:09,240 of Gavin Belson was a total accident? 507 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:12,030 Unless, you've already told her. 508 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,530 It didn't come up. 509 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,440 Well, I'm sure that when she finds out 510 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,710 that your entire relationship is based 511 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,110 on a lie of omission, she'll be very understanding. 512 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:22,510 So what? We just won't breakup. 513 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:24,020 Ever? 514 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,350 Ever. 515 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,190 Erlich. 516 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,760 Do you know how badly Ed Chen just fucked me with Laurie? 517 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:32,270 Let me tell you something. 518 00:24:32,290 --> 00:24:34,960 A threesome is always awkward, especially the first one. 519 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,590 Laurie being a little bit older... 520 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,860 I'm talking about SeeFood. 521 00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:40,580 What do you and Jian-Yang have? 522 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,740 Oh. A whole lot of nothing. 523 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:45,270 Are you... 524 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,470 No! No, no, no, no, no. 525 00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:49,410 SeeFood has to be great. My job depends on it. 526 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:52,480 Ed Chen bailed and dumped the whole thing on me. 527 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:56,220 Richard, can I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment? 528 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,420 Yup. Sure. 529 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,100 So, what's up? 530 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:04,030 Well, here's the thing. 531 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:07,990 Remember that phone number you were curious about in here? 532 00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:12,000 Well, it's not a phone number. It's a patent number. 533 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:15,300 A patent for exactly what you were planning to build. 534 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:17,170 So Peter patented it. 535 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,770 No, I, um... 536 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,370 - I spoke to Brian Fong. - Who? 537 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:25,140 - Brian Fong. - Oh. 538 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:28,580 And he told me that Peter was very excited about the idea, 539 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,950 but there was some resentment 540 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:33,250 that he wasn't focused more on what the team was working on, 541 00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:36,460 so one of them went out and got a patent on it. 542 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:38,160 Why didn't this guy pursue it? 543 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,100 Well, the patent was just a roadblock 544 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,320 to keep Peter focused on the company they were starting... 545 00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:45,300 a company that... 546 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:47,470 went on to be known as Hooli. 547 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,270 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Sst! 548 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:55,740 So you're telling me that the perfect application of my algorithm 549 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:58,640 belongs to Gavin fucking Belson? 550 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,210 I'm afraid so. 551 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,790 Richard, are... you okay? 552 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,430 Uh, yes. Just putting something away. 553 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:54,850 Yep. 554 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,410 Not crazy. 555 00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:57,700 Opposite. 556 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:03,040 Richard, you gotta let me in. I have your shoe. 557 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,440 All right, I'm... I'm sorry to barge in here, 558 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,340 but you have to eat something or you'll... 559 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,730 Hello? 560 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:32,470 Uh, hi, it's Richard... 561 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,920 Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 562 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,780 I'm here for Gavin Belson, and we really need to talk. 563 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:58,840 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com