1 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,540 I know it's the middle of the night. 2 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:22,040 I really just need five minutes of your time. 3 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:27,320 Okay. 4 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,650 Holy shit. What happened? 5 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:34,020 I was working through some issues. 6 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,420 Mind the glass. 7 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,130 What the fuck is this? 8 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,230 It's a license... 9 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:46,600 for your peer-to-peer computer communication patent. 10 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,800 It's... It's very standard stuff. 11 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,670 Essentially, in exchange for your patent, 12 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:53,710 you would get a royalty and equity 13 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,980 in the new company that I'm starting up. 14 00:00:56,010 --> 00:00:57,850 So if you just, uh, 15 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,320 sign there by the Post-It note, 16 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,380 and I will take it and leave, and you will never see me again. 17 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,090 Are you joking? 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,060 Uh, well, I guess we could hang out. 19 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:09,760 Richard, stop talking. 20 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:11,830 I was just ousted from my own company, 21 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,700 a company I built from the ground up. 22 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:16,000 My legacy is in ashes. 23 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,370 Oh. Come on, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say that. 24 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,200 Well, The Wall Street Journal said that. 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,940 I lost everything because of something you did, 26 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:26,040 and you're here at 3:00 a.m. asking me for a favor? 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,180 Really? You're a mean person, Richard. Do you know that? 28 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,850 You are a bad guy. 29 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,650 No. No, no, no. I wouldn't say that. 30 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,180 I think, maybe, what's happening is that you're just not understanding 31 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:37,580 the technology I'm trying to build here. 32 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,620 Oh, so now I'm stupid, too? 33 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,760 I know what the technology is, Richard. 34 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:42,960 I have a patent on it. 35 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:45,130 What the fuck is a matter with you? 36 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,200 So you're not gonna sign it? 37 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,700 No, I'm not gonna sign this! 38 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:52,170 Jesus! You're a fucking sadist, you know that? 39 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,200 You're demented! 40 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,100 I'm almost tempted to let you have a run at it 41 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,570 just to watch you waste your fucking time. 42 00:01:56,610 --> 00:01:59,470 This technology did not work when Peter theorized it, 43 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,170 and it doesn't work now. 44 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:08,510 It-It, um... It actually does work now. 45 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,120 - It does. - Oh, really? 46 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,920 When did the laws of physics change? 47 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:15,450 When I exceeded the theoretical limit of compression at TechCrunch. 48 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,060 - You were there. - I know I was there! 49 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,860 Thank you for bringing up that very painful memory! 50 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:25,800 Okay. 51 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:28,330 Can I... Can I just... 52 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:30,140 - What? - draw on this? 53 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:33,310 Sure, why not? It's shattered, just like I am. 54 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:36,240 I read Peter's notes, all of them, 55 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:41,180 and he knew that a peer-to-peer Internet was possible in the future, 56 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,920 but he was also basing that on, 57 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,520 what, old desktop computers. 58 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:49,520 He never, ever foresaw the ubiquity or power 59 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,060 of all of our modern-day smartphones. 60 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:55,030 He was also dealing with a completely different Weissman limit. 61 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,700 So... uh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. 62 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,600 What is that? Is that number correct? 63 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,840 The delta in mean device efficiency? 64 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,270 Yeah, it is. 65 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,710 See, eventually, over time, 66 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:10,410 this will render every server 67 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,810 that Hooli operates obsolete, 68 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,680 which would make Jack Barker shit himself. 69 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,310 - Holy shit! - You know what? 70 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,150 Actually, I'm gonna... 71 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,650 Welcome to the future, Gavin. 72 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,590 Whoa! Oh, no. Oh, no. 73 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:28,390 - Son of a bitch! - I... I'm sorry. 74 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:43,110 Wow, Dinesh, this front-end design looks great. 75 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,910 - Thank you. - Nice work. 76 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:46,540 What's in that? 77 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:49,280 That is a burrito for the test. 78 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:51,710 - Good to know. - Oh. 79 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,520 Let him have it. Gilfoyle thought 80 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:55,290 he was too good to work on SeeFood, 81 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,090 and now he's about to lose a fortune. 82 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,420 Okay. Ready for test. 83 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,520 After you, milady. 84 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,330 Oh, this is weird. Mia just texted me "Good luck with the demo." 85 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,730 Did any of you guys tell her about this? 86 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,400 Your hacker girlfriend wouldn't happen to know 87 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,400 the model of our router, would she? 88 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:13,800 Yeah, actually, she... complimented your choice. 89 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:15,870 Why didn't you say anything? 90 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,540 Why would I tell you she said something nice about you? 91 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:19,740 Damn it. 92 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:21,410 We have to assume she's everywhere. 93 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,080 Okay. It's ready. 94 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,250 Please, God. 95 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:32,520 What would you say if I told you there is an app on the ma... 96 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,620 We're past that part! Just demo it. 97 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:38,330 Okay. Let's start with a hot dog. 98 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:49,170 Oh shit. 99 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:50,670 - Yes! Oh! - It works. 100 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:52,170 - Motherfuck! - Huzzah! 101 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:55,480 Jian-Yang, my beautiful little Asiatic friend, 102 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:58,180 I'm going to buy you the palapa of your life. 103 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,520 We will have 12 posts, braided palm leaves. 104 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,980 You'll never feel exposed again. 105 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,550 I'm gonna be rich. 106 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:05,790 Fuck you, Gilfoyle. 107 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:06,920 - Do pizza. - Yes, do pizza. 108 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,690 - Yeah. - Do pizza. 109 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,920 Pizza. 110 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,360 "Not hot dog"? 111 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,930 - Wait. What the fuck? - Huh? 112 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:21,200 That's... that's it? 113 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,670 It only does hot dogs? 114 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,470 No, and "not hot dog." 115 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,970 Give me that. Give it to me. 116 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,950 Jian-Yang. Motherfuck. 117 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:37,250 I gave you the ability to spin gold, 118 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,390 and instead, you've spun pubic hair 119 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:42,560 - with shit in it, and gravel and corn... - Hold on, hold on. 120 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:45,420 Jian-Yang's actually put together a pretty good classifier. 121 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,860 You know? I mean, the core tech is valid. 122 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,930 It just... It just needs to be trained. 123 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,000 So, what he did for hot dogs, 124 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:55,130 he needs to repeat for every food in existence? 125 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,640 No, that's very boring work. 126 00:05:57,670 --> 00:06:01,370 That's scraping the Internet for thousands of food pictures. 127 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:02,810 You can... you can hire someone else. 128 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,740 We can't, because we just spent 129 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:08,150 a big fat stack of cash on little Dinesh over here. 130 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,320 And there are other expenses... 131 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:12,020 legal, marketing, operating fees, 132 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:14,420 those goddamn AWS charges. 133 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:16,090 Fucking Bezos. 134 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,660 And so, we do not have the funds 135 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:22,330 to hire scut workers to do your scraping for you. 136 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,960 And thus, you will scrape the Internet. 137 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,330 You and you alone. 138 00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:29,470 I'm sorry, the time to back out was before you signed the term sheet. 139 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,200 I'm gonna tell Laurie that this was a smashing success. 140 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,410 Go make it one. 141 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,780 Erlich was right. You are a white witch. 142 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,950 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 143 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:51,390 Oh. 144 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,660 Good. Yes, you are all here. 145 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:59,360 Um, I think it's probably time we all had a chat. 146 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:02,370 About what? 147 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,200 Well, I'm pretty sure you're all... 148 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,770 wondering where I've been. 149 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,770 You were gone? 150 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,740 Yes, I was gone all week. 151 00:07:08,770 --> 00:07:10,670 I saw you come out of the shower yesterday. 152 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:14,340 Okay. Well, obviously, I've been sleeping here at night, 153 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:15,810 but I've been gone during the day. 154 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,480 Pretty sure that shower was in the morning. 155 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,620 That's part of the day, Richard. 156 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:21,280 Okay, Gilfoyle, I-I... I've been sleeping here at night, 157 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,190 and then I've been here for some mornings, 158 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,250 but I'm... I've left the house during the day. 159 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,190 We all leave the house during the day, Richard. 160 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:28,620 That's not weird. 161 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,390 I went to get coffee this morning. 162 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:32,330 Yeah, I went to the dispensary, 163 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,860 and then I'd smoked the weed before I got home, 164 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,470 so I went back to the dispensary. 165 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,600 You know what? 166 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,670 I just realized I haven't left the house in six days. 167 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,840 Now that's worth exploring. 168 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:44,110 Okay, I get it. Look. 169 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:46,740 Every day this week, I have been... 170 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,550 - at Gavin Belson's house. - What? 171 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,250 Gavin has offered to go into business together. 172 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,450 But, look, I just came there for the patent, 173 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,620 and he was the one who wanted to be full partners. 174 00:07:57,650 --> 00:08:00,360 What did you say? 175 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,920 We talked about it, and we agreed 176 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,560 that it would be the best thing to do. 177 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:06,660 Oh, good Lord. Richard... no. 178 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,030 Guys, look, I have the patent. 179 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,460 I also have funding 180 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,930 and real, genuine insight to the whole thing. 181 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:14,670 Let's not forget here that Gavin is 182 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,840 a co-founder of a bajillion-dollar tech company. 183 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,340 Are you out of your fucking mind? 184 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:23,650 When you don the skin of the beast, the man within dies. 185 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,680 What is that? Nietzsche? 186 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,350 One of the boys at my group home always said that. 187 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,250 He died. 188 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,020 You're not pulling Dinesh off SeeFood. 189 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,790 And I am not leaving SeeFood 190 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,620 to go work for Gavin fucking Belson. 191 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:36,790 - I'm not asking you to. - You're not? 192 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,790 Guys, do you not remember the last time we talked 193 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,260 about us all working with Gavin Belson? 194 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:44,600 Gilfoyle, you told me to chortle your balls, 195 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:46,900 and everybody else walked out of the room. 196 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,500 I know how much you hate him, 197 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:52,310 which is exactly why I told Gavin if we were gonna do this thing, 198 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,210 that you guys wouldn't be coming with. 199 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,310 So we have hired a recruiter to... 200 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,650 find people to replace you guys. 201 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,910 Even me? 202 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:02,050 Uh, well, no. 203 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,980 You don't really need to be replaced. 204 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,150 True, I can't be replaced. 205 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,860 Well, when you left video chat, 206 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:13,460 you did keep the rights to the algorithm, so... 207 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,490 I mean, it's weird, 208 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,600 but I guess it's really none of our business. 209 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:20,030 It's my fucking business. I now own ten percent... 210 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:21,470 Five percent, actually. 211 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,440 - What? - Ten percent of my half 212 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:25,200 of the company is five percent. 213 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,040 But, I mean, look, your shares are gonna be worth a whole lot more 214 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,210 than they ever would, now with the patent and Gavin being involved, so... 215 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,310 So then we're all good here, I guess, right? 216 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,550 I think that's right. 217 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,050 Weird. 218 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,320 All right. Well, thanks for understanding. 219 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,860 Uh, you're welcome. 220 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,200 I don't think we need to be afraid of the Wi-Fi. 221 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,840 It's pronounced "wifey," 222 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,970 and clearly you don't understand the threat level 223 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:02,470 of the person that you're sexually disappointing. 224 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,740 We're going hardwire. 225 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,010 What about for my phone? 226 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:07,010 You mean the thing that tracks your movement 227 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,680 and every interaction you have? 228 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,450 Literally, your fingerprint? 229 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,680 The second you're on Wi-Fi, 230 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,050 it's like you're leaving her alone with your phone. 231 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:19,790 So, actually leaving her alone with my phone... 232 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,230 that would be bad? 233 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,230 You fucking idiot. 234 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,700 I was in the bathroom. 235 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:26,900 For how long? 236 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:28,900 A while. 237 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,600 Really? 238 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,600 Who's that? 239 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,710 Oh, Richard's meeting with Brett Saxby. 240 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,310 From Hooli? 241 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,480 Formerly. The recruiter sent him over. 242 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:42,980 He's interviewing him for head of engineering. 243 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,180 Why? That guy sucks. 244 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,290 Why is Richard in there with Brett Saxby? 245 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,760 I mean, he was in Gavin's inner circle. 246 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:54,930 Is Richard aware of that? 247 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,230 Is anyone taking notes? 248 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,130 Does Richard even have a pen? 249 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,800 That is so funny. 250 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,170 It's 10:00 a.m. 251 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:10,810 Why are they drinking beer? 252 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,380 Because he sucks. 253 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,540 Did Dick say who else he was meeting with? 254 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,780 The recruiter sent him a whole big list right there. 255 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,580 Gonna be late for class. 256 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,820 Ooh, how's that going? 257 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,750 Oh, it's okay. I'm just a little nervous 258 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,860 I might run out of material soon. 259 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,620 We already watched the Facebook movie, 260 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:31,190 A.I., The Net, and half of Tron. 261 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,430 Which Tron? 262 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,200 What? No. Tron. 263 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,730 There's two Trons. 264 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,630 Oh, shit. That's awesome. 265 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:41,000 It should get me through another week. Thanks. 266 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:44,210 This entire list is a shit show of shitheads. 267 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,740 Why would Richard trust a recruiter 268 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,080 to source him recruits? It doesn't make sense. 269 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,480 - Huh. - What? 270 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,150 You guys seem like super invested 271 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:54,580 in who Richard hires to work with Gavin Belson, that's all. 272 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,480 Are you insinuating jealousy? 273 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,500 This is just concern for Richard's vision. 274 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,160 Mm-hmm. 275 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,390 If Richard wants to saddle himself with mediocrity... 276 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,530 go for it. 277 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,260 You did not. 278 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,760 I swear to God, bro. I swear to God. 279 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,470 Well, I'll tell you what. Next time you bust out 280 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,100 the old Sea-Doo, give me a call. 281 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:15,070 Good. Guys, you know Brett. 282 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,140 Nope. 283 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,740 Uh, it's great to meet you guys. 284 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,610 We've met. 285 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,610 Uh, okay. Well, it has been a pleasure. 286 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,480 I shall walk you to your car. 287 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,410 - All right. Uh, After me. - Yeah. 288 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,810 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 289 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:33,490 I hate him. 290 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,020 Gentlemen, I just paid the palapa contractor. 291 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,690 The palapa piper, so to speak. 292 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,330 The dream is a reality. 293 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,560 We'll no longer be exposed... to the elements. 294 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,400 Hey, Erlich. 295 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,500 You wanna guess who's on this list of availables 296 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,300 that Richard just got from his recruiter? 297 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:50,300 Who? 298 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,870 Your boy, Jian-Yang. 299 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,270 - What? - What? 300 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,040 Jian-Yang! 301 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,010 You already have a fucking job, Jian-Yang. 302 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,450 You have to finish SeeFood. 303 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,650 Now get to food scraping. 304 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,920 I fucking hate SeeFood. 305 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,990 I have to look at different hot dogs. 306 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,990 There's Chinese hot dogs, 307 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,760 Polish hot dogs, Jewish hot dogs. It fucking stupid. 308 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,330 Well, here. Here's one more for you. 309 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:19,000 See? "Hot dog." It doesn't even fucking work right. 310 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:22,370 Then you should hire someone using company money, 311 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,170 not build a roof over nothing. 312 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,510 The palapa was budgeted for, Jian-Yang. 313 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,910 That's what you do when you get funding, 314 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,740 you upscale your workspace to help with recruiting. 315 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,250 You just said you recruit no one. 316 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,050 Because we spent all the money on upscaling. 317 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,050 Why... Why is this so confusing? 318 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,950 You're stealing. If you can steal, I can quit. 319 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:45,190 I have meetings at Periscope, Airbnb. 320 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,560 Good companies. 321 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,890 The fuck you do. 322 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:52,560 We still have $150,000 of Raviga's money left. 323 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,730 That's three months of burn. 324 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:57,770 So, until we are dick up and flat broke, this is your life. 325 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,870 Get to it. 326 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,640 This is no life. 327 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,110 I want to live. 328 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,210 Erase that dick picture. 329 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:12,550 You've got mail. 330 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,780 Yes. 331 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,320 Those are very powerful words. 332 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,320 Sorry. 333 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,660 No, no. It's okay. 334 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,460 Your phone has technology inside it, 335 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,100 so you're double-learning. 336 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:31,030 Jian-Yang, what in the good fuck is that? 337 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,170 It's called business expense. 338 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:38,340 You buy a hut. 339 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,480 I... buy a car. 340 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:44,250 You say, "Keep doing SeeFood until money is gone." 341 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,220 Now, the money is gone. 342 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,350 Dick... 343 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,290 is up. 344 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,060 Where'd you get those sunglasses? Did they come with the car? 345 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,030 These are from your mom. 346 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,160 Listen, Jian-Yang, you can't just blow the rest of our runway on a Corvette. 347 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,300 Who's gonna scrape the Internet? 348 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,370 Twelve-speaker sound system. 349 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,370 It's very loud, very expensive. 350 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,480 The fuck was that? 351 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,750 Oh, just three months of runway being driven off 352 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,250 by 90 pounds of asshole. 353 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:28,120 Spoken by a 280-pound pile of shit. 354 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,760 The fuck are you gonna do now? 355 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,760 Professor Bighetti, a word if you please? 356 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,900 Richard... 357 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,800 I know it's none of my business... 358 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,470 but I worked with that Brett Saxby fellow at Hooli. 359 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,970 He's a talented engineer, 360 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:49,340 but in an office environment, he can be both tardy and fresh. 361 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,350 Uh, I'm... I'm not hiring him. 362 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,950 He uses spaces not tabs. 363 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,050 I see. Okay. 364 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,250 Well, that's a relief. 365 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,920 But, Richard, what about the next Brett Saxby? 366 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,060 Or the Brett Saxby after that? 367 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,830 And even if you vet them all, 368 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,130 you are still in a room with Gavin. 369 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,930 So? We're partners. What's your point? 370 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,830 He and his... his posse 371 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,900 of... of bandits and cutthroats 372 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,600 will turn on you in a second. 373 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,170 You need me... 374 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,510 the half-crazed, half-Apache 375 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,370 who will do anything to get your back. 376 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:21,770 I'll scalp Gavin if I have to, 377 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,540 and all the rest of those paleface sons of bitches. 378 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,850 I'll kill them with knives. I'll kill them with guns. 379 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,950 I'll kill them with my hands. 380 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,480 I'll talk them into suicide. It doesn't matter. 381 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,820 All right, Jared, I... I think what you're asking is... 382 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,050 you want a job? 383 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,260 If you think you can find a place for me... 384 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,330 - Yeah, of course, Jared. - Yeah? 385 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,590 You're more than welcome to work on this. 386 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,530 But just to be clear, you're not gonna stab anyone, are you? 387 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,070 Oh, it feels good to laugh. 388 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,070 So... So, that's a no then? 389 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,110 Richard. 390 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,480 So, we're not gonna finish the movie? 391 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,720 Yeah, sorry, but my colleague here was pretty adamant 392 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,650 that a better use of class time 393 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,760 might be to learn while accomplishing something. 394 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,430 Now take one, pass it all the way down. 395 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,230 We're supposed to scrape the Internet for thousands of food images? 396 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:22,370 Yeah. So you'll find, like, five or 30,000 pictures of your food, 397 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,670 and then put them in a folder with that food's name on it. 398 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,640 And it's good if you get, like, weird angles 399 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,480 or lighting of your food. So it should be pretty fun. 400 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,750 So we're gathering training data 401 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,280 to run through a convolutional neural net. 402 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,820 Like an image classifier? 403 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,250 Who wants broccoli? 404 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,320 Broccolini for the ladies? Broccoli. 405 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:46,060 Just so you know, this does not mean I don't trust her. 406 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:50,260 I'm just doing this so you'll, like, shut up and leave me alone. 407 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,730 Mia, if you're listening, you're so pretty. 408 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:56,370 Oh, you're both headed to Gavin's? 409 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,840 Indeed we are. Together again. 410 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,640 Butch Cassidy and his head of business development. 411 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:03,810 Oh, wow, another Western reference. 412 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,780 Yaw! Let's go. 413 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,380 - You know, he'd hire you, too. - What? 414 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,190 All you have to do is admit that you want the job. 415 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,920 And, like, get down on your knees and beg. 416 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,990 Says the guy who's romancing a woman 417 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,090 through a phone that isn't even on. 418 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,660 A woman that he described to me in private 419 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,000 as a skinny little fuck factory. 420 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,730 Oh, no, I didn't. God. 421 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,300 Mia, I would never do that. 422 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,110 Richard, Brett Saxby ran 423 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,010 my data analytics team for three years. 424 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,440 Respectfully, I think passing on him is a mistake. 425 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,750 Yes. Well, uh, I met with Brett Saxby, 426 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:48,920 and, um... to be honest... 427 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,820 To be honest, I don't... I don't think he's our man. 428 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,760 Fair enough. There are plenty of good alternatives on this list. 429 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:01,730 Although, I'm a little confused by your notes on some of these people. 430 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:06,030 "David Burnham. Annoying slob, fucked-up face. 431 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:09,570 I could write better Python with my asshole." 432 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:12,140 You know what? I think... I think you have my list. 433 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:14,610 Yes, I have a very weird shorthand. 434 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,940 Yeah. 435 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,380 Okay, next. 436 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,650 Becca Th... 437 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,850 No, guys, that goes in the... the sunroom. 438 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,290 I'll show you. All right. 439 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,350 Back in a flash. 440 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,290 Come this way, gentlemen. Here. 441 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:32,160 God, there are pages of graphic insults here. 442 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,530 Fucking Gilfoyle. Right? 443 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:40,370 Richard, would you be open to having Gilfoyle on the team? 444 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,900 Well, yeah, of course. I mean, I'd hire him in a second, 445 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,870 but he'd never do it. 446 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,970 Richard, Gilfoyle is a man of intense pride. 447 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,910 So, when he refers to a potential employee 448 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,910 as a "pig-faced fuck nose," 449 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:57,520 what I hear is "I need to be needed." 450 00:19:57,550 --> 00:20:00,250 Well, what I hear is "pig-faced fuck nose." 451 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,290 Exactly. I mean, Gilfoyle's insults 452 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,120 are normally well crafted, almost poetic. 453 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,660 Last week, he referred to me as "Frankenstein's bulimic daughter." 454 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,300 Yeah, I get what you mean. 455 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:15,270 So what do you want me to do, Jared, beg him? 456 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,740 Well, I... I think a little outreach 457 00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,640 would be in the company's best interest. 458 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,710 Really? "Butt-dick"? 459 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,080 The man's in pain. 460 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,980 Hey, I know this system is super confusing, 461 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,190 but we don't see any completed assignments. 462 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,350 Cut the shit. Where's the work? 463 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:39,960 Well, we all got to talking the other day after class. 464 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,990 We couldn't figure out if you were, like, a TA 465 00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:45,060 or why you were giving us assignments, 466 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,270 but we all agreed we didn't like the way 467 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,000 that you were speaking to Professor Bighetti. 468 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,240 I'm used to it. So we searched your name on PitchBook, 469 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:55,770 and that SeeFood app you got funded at Raviga popped up. 470 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,980 PitchBook? How do you have access to PitchBook? 471 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,510 Your idea was so simple. 472 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,650 It was like something you could come up with in the room during a meeting. 473 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,220 Which is what Garrett from Coleman Blair told us 474 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,550 at the CS undergrad mixer on Friday. 475 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,020 Hey, Erlich. 476 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,420 Here I am. Class of '06. 477 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,460 - Go Cardinal. - Go Cardinal. 478 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,090 Anyways, we founded our own Shazam-for-food company, 479 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,360 - and he's funding us. - Mm-hmm. 480 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,570 Whoa, congrats! Wait, that's stealing. 481 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,040 No. It's exactly what Mark Zuckerberg did to the Winkle guy 482 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:27,700 in that Facebook movie Professor Bighetti had us watch. 483 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,140 And he was the hero of that film. 484 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,540 And with all of us working together, 485 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,840 we'll easily beat you to market. 486 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,480 So, that's how it goes, huh? Hmm? 487 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,580 You steal a man's idea, rendering his company worthless. 488 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:43,720 I've read a number of disparaging articles about your generation 489 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,760 in The Atlantic and Slate.com summaries. 490 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:48,090 It's all true. 491 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,890 Trigger warning: fuck you! 492 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800 Professor Bighetti, I'll see you at home. 493 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,930 You apologize? 494 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,470 In this case, yes, I apologize. 495 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:04,840 Who am I to advise you on your very valuable company? 496 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,810 It's time to let you go, like a bird. 497 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,180 So, go out there without me. 498 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,710 Make your recipe app. Take your meetings. 499 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,220 Live. That being said... 500 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,990 since there's no cash to buy me out, 501 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,220 I propose this: 502 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,160 allow me to keep the palapa 503 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:23,760 and give me the 'Vette. 504 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,090 You're cashing out? 505 00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,830 Dinesh, stay out of this, please. 506 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:30,170 Car and hut for ten percent? 507 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,430 It's a palapa. 508 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:33,130 Okay. It's a deal. 509 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,340 You know, the car was a mistake. 510 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:39,540 I was driving next to a store window, 511 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:42,380 and I stop and look in my reflection. 512 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,880 I looked like an asshole. 513 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,180 Yes, I'm sure it was just the car. 514 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,580 A little piece of advice regarding American culture, 515 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,450 a Corvette takes a certain sort of man to be able to pull off. 516 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:54,820 Like a fedora. 517 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,620 Anyway, keys? 518 00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,560 Oh, and now that I'm out of the company, 519 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,930 you'll need to tell Monica what transpired. 520 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,070 Thank you. 521 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:13,210 Gentlemen, I'm off to be out and about in the 'Vette. 522 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,080 Be back for supper, that is, of course, 523 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:18,680 unless I get fucked to death by the fairer sex. 524 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,520 Gilfoyle, Richard would like a moment, if you don't mind. 525 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,890 Do you guys need me to go somewhere else? 526 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:34,290 No, it's fine. You can stay. You can hear this. 527 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,500 Okay, well, Gilfoyle, I have reviewed the candidates, 528 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:41,670 and it is very clear to me that our company cannot succeed 529 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:45,840 without your unrivaled talents as a systems architect. 530 00:23:45,870 --> 00:23:48,870 So, would you please, please, please... 531 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:52,080 please come work for Pied Piper? 532 00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:55,010 Thanks for asking. 533 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:58,950 I'm going to put this as delicately as I know how. 534 00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:00,590 You can chortle my balls. 535 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,590 Okay, well... 536 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,860 so who do we want to run front-end Dev? 537 00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:09,890 "Cunt-ass" or... "Fuck-jerk"? 538 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:13,060 Listen. 539 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,130 This thing with Gavin isn't gonna work without me, 540 00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:16,870 so, because I feel bad for you 541 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,700 and I'd hate to see you fuck up good tech, 542 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,110 which will happen if I'm not there, 543 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,540 I'm willing to help you. 544 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,410 That's a beautiful gesture. 545 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,180 So, you're back aboard. 546 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:29,450 FYI, Becca Thorton is 547 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,750 a cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being, 548 00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:34,450 but as a systems engineer, she's not all bad. 549 00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:38,560 Laurie? 550 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,320 Oh! Yes. Monica, come in. 551 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,830 I just heard the good news. 552 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:43,260 About? 553 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:45,460 Jian-Yang's nimble pivot. 554 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,960 Back away from the glass, please. 555 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,430 Special occasion. 556 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,340 He told me the whole story. 557 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,070 His interview at Periscope, 558 00:24:56,110 --> 00:25:00,010 his discovery of a photo of Bachman's genitals on his phone 559 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,780 when demonstrating the app, 560 00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:04,380 and his eureka moment when it turned out 561 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,750 that his "not hot dog" technology 562 00:25:06,790 --> 00:25:09,820 out-performed Periscope's own technology. 563 00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:12,490 He said all that? 564 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,920 Not quickly. 565 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,230 The eventual point, 566 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,760 Jian-Yang unwittingly crafted 567 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800 an amazing tool for the real-time detection 568 00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:22,800 and filtering of penile imagery. 569 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:25,400 And Periscope does have a dick problem. 570 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,270 Monica. 571 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,910 Jian-Yang went to Periscope for a job 572 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:34,140 and walked out with a $4-million acquisition offer. 573 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,980 Given our liquidation preference, 574 00:25:36,010 --> 00:25:38,150 we have 10 X'ed in two weeks, 575 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,050 so hats off... 576 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,720 Well, thank you so much. 577 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,750 to Ed Chen for his shrewd call, 578 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:48,620 both to invest in this and make you lead. 579 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:51,660 He is quite astute, 580 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,160 which is why we have promoted him to senior partner. 581 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,530 Yeah. 582 00:25:58,070 --> 00:25:59,870 Monica, you've got Erlich. 583 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,170 I'm here with Jian-Yang, 584 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,510 and he just told me that you traded 585 00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:07,910 ten percent of the company for a used car and a... 586 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,940 A hut. 587 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,340 A hut? 588 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:12,910 A palapa, and so what? 589 00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:17,850 What do you mean it's a half-a-million-dollar palapa? 590 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:23,490 Erlich, is the refrigerator running? 591 00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:26,730 This is Mike Hunt, and he's rich. 592 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,000 Shit! 593 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,910 Oh, hey, when you begged Richard for the job, 594 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:41,240 did you actually, like, literally lick his boots, 595 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,740 or did you just go like, 596 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:44,280 "Pretty please, Richard. 597 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,010 Please can I have a job, Richard?" 598 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:48,350 Whatever I did, it was worth it 599 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:50,580 for the chance to work without you. 600 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:54,620 Speaking of, did your deal with Periscope ever close? 601 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:59,360 Yep. If I stay a year, I vest a big chunk of Twitter stock. 602 00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,230 - Great. - Great. 603 00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:05,460 And... what exactly are you working on? 604 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,730 Oh, you know, we're tuning... our algorithm. 605 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:13,040 We're reconfiguring our... classifier from food to... 606 00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:17,610 another purpose. 607 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:23,550 Uh-huh. In other words, you sit around and look at dick pics all day long. 608 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,120 Don't let me stop you. 609 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,120 Wow. 610 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,720 I would say, "Not safe for work," 611 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,390 but this is your work... 612 00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:37,400 for a year... 613 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:38,630 at least. 614 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,400 Is that one... 615 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,070 actually a hot dog? 616 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,780 No. 617 00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:55,210 Not hot dog.