1 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,870 This is where it all began, gentlemen. 2 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:19,540 The birthplace of Hooli. 3 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:22,040 Peter Gregory's mother's garage. 4 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,250 That was Peter's workstation. 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,450 This was mine. 6 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,480 Things sure have changed. 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,720 But in a way, they've stayed exactly the same. 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,220 As we forge our new path together, 9 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:39,090 we must remain focused on what's really important... 10 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:40,860 not material success or wealth, 11 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:44,870 but this, the spirit of innovation... 12 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:48,770 a few coders, some ramen, and a dream. 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,070 And that is why I brought you here. 14 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:53,540 All right. Let me show you the rest of the place. 15 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,610 Ah. You've got a garage inside your garage. 16 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:02,750 Impressive. 17 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,920 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 18 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,560 I'll move you in as soon as construction is complete. 19 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,060 It's going to be exquisite. 20 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,300 Frank Gehry has really outdone himself. 21 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:24,170 Yeah. Frank is the fucking best. 22 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,800 He does all my buildings. 23 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,840 Okay, guys. We're all set up. 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,040 Shall we? 25 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,840 Yes! Let's do it, of course. 26 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,510 All right. So, in building this peer-to-peer Internet, 27 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,580 the paradox that we're up against is 28 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:41,390 that people won't want to participate until the quality is high, 29 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:46,690 and the quality won't be high until, um... 30 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:48,930 and the quality won't be high 31 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,030 until we have a lot of people opt in to the network, 32 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,230 so that presents a little bit of a-a... a unique... 33 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:57,770 Continue. 34 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,600 Oh. Uh, okay. 35 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,570 It presents a bit of a problem what with 36 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:04,980 that we kind of need to build... Oh. 37 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:07,310 Uh... 38 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:09,650 Richard, everything okay? 39 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,820 I don't know. Is it? 40 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:14,950 Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys. 41 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:16,750 Uh, actually, we've met. 42 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,290 Oh. Hey, Donald. 43 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,790 Uh, it's Jared now. 44 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,830 So, Gavin. Bryce is...? 45 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:25,130 Very discreet. 46 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,560 Keep going. This is great. 47 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,700 Uh, is Bryce your assistant? 48 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,770 No, of course not. He's my transfusion associate. 49 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,340 Which is? 50 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,540 Are you really not familiar with parabiosis? 51 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,240 Can't say that I am. 52 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,380 Well, the science is actually pretty fascinating. 53 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:42,410 Regular transfusions of the blood of a younger, physically fit donor 54 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,680 can significantly retard the aging process. 55 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,250 And Bryce is a picture of health. 56 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:51,520 Just look at him. He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster. 57 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,060 Oh. 58 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,260 This is quite the baby shower. 59 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,470 I bet you think you're some big swinging dick, 60 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:07,000 now that you're getting invited to all these fancy VC soirees. 61 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,070 Yes. My dick is very enormous... 62 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:12,480 and my app made Raviga a lot of money. 63 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:14,710 And I still pay no rent. 64 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,150 Nobody likes a braggart, Jian-Yang. 65 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,650 Hey, guys. 66 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,750 Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant. 67 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,720 No, no, no. No, she... No, she... No, no. 68 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,890 Uh-uh. 69 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:27,220 FYI, Monica, 70 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:30,490 my invite must have gotten lost in the e-mail, 71 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:32,860 but young Jinathin was kind enough 72 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,330 to add me as his plus-one. 73 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,830 Don't look at me. This is all Ed Chen's doing. 74 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:40,540 Is that Aarush Agrawal? 75 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:43,410 Mm-hmm. - I thought he retired. 76 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,070 He's still on the board. 77 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:48,010 What would a cofounder of Raviga be doing... 78 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,610 at a baby shower? 79 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,310 - How often is he even in the building? - Like once a year. 80 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:55,350 Ed Chen threw this whole thing just to suck up to Laurie. 81 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,220 Monica... 82 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,490 this is not a baby shower. 83 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,820 This is a coup. 84 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:02,320 What are you talking about? 85 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,590 Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie. 86 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,400 He threw it to oust her. 87 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,660 Invite all these misogynistic A-holes 88 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,130 who think that pregnancy is a weakness, 89 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,830 convince them that she's shirking 90 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,540 her responsibilities at Raviga. 91 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:16,900 You said it yourself, 92 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:18,610 there's more dick in here 93 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,970 than a synthetic pussy convention. 94 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,950 I didn't say anything close to that. 95 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:26,580 - No? - No. 96 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:30,380 Regardless, Ed Chen and Aarush are bro'ing down. 97 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:34,020 I suggest you get in before you get cut out. 98 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,120 You see this guy? 99 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,760 Tequila shots at a baby shower. 100 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:38,220 You want me to join the frat house? 101 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,360 Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica, 102 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,130 - you either bro down or you go down. - Monica. 103 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,930 Laurie is also pregnant. 104 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,500 Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer? 105 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,840 It's half-half. 106 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:56,040 Which brings us to our one final, crucial question. 107 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,710 What value can we offer now to the user 108 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,210 to entice them to download the app and opt in to our network? 109 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,520 And the answer is... 110 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,920 the brand-new Pied Piper app. 111 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,920 The app will take all of the data 112 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,760 on a person's phone and compress it, 113 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,660 freeing up 20 percent more storage. 114 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:16,390 They can have half of that free memory, 115 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,760 while we will take the other half, 116 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,370 walled off on their phone, for our own future use. 117 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,100 - It's a win-win. - Mmm. 118 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:25,000 That's very well thought out. 119 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,270 Well done, gentlemen. 120 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:29,370 So, when do we announce? 121 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:30,270 Announce what? 122 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:33,240 Richard, when I do something, it's news. 123 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,450 Don't you think you want to lean into that? 124 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,250 We'll announce, rack up huge user interest, 125 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,390 and then do a massive public launch at scale. 126 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,190 Uh, no. We planned this under the assumption 127 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,960 that it would be rolling out quietly 128 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:49,160 and not really talking about our ultimate intentions. 129 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,160 Besides, rolling out at scale is a completely different model 130 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,170 with vastly different technical and business challenges. 131 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,730 And we're not prepared for that. No. I think we'd all agree 132 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:00,140 that a... a stealth rollout would be best for this one. 133 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:01,370 Mmm. 134 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,740 Bryce? 135 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,940 Did you have a thought? 136 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,240 Uh, well... 137 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,410 you know, it just seems like a missed opportunity. 138 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,780 I mean, shouldn't you figure out 139 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,620 how a big launch would work 140 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,020 before you just say no to it? 141 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:18,190 - Hmm. - Or... Or not. 142 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,720 You know, it's not my company. 143 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,890 That is so true. 144 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,860 You know, Richard, Bryce makes a good point. 145 00:06:22,890 --> 00:06:25,360 Why don't you guys just whip up an alternate launch plan 146 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,230 with a big public rollout, and then we can compare apples to apples. 147 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:30,000 Gavin, all-all... all due respect. 148 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,540 This plan took two weeks to develop. 149 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:34,700 Hard work is the price of greatness, 150 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,170 so let's get to work. 151 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:40,810 Woo! 152 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:44,980 Well, this meeting was just absolutely fucking great! 153 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:48,180 Richard, Donald... Goldfoil! 154 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:52,450 Woo! 155 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,960 Go team! 156 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:55,590 Woo! 157 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:58,560 Uh... the fuck just happened? 158 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,830 - Hey, Bryce? - Yeah? 159 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:03,930 Wh... uh, next time you're at a meeting of our company, 160 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:06,230 of which you are not a part of in any respect, 161 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:09,000 can you please keep your little ideas to yourself? 162 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,810 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm just trying to be helpful. 163 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,310 Well, you weren't, at all. 164 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:14,640 I mean, we had him on our side, 165 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,910 because I'd basically just convinced Gavin 166 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:19,150 that a stealth rollout was the best idea. 167 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,620 Uh, you know, well, I... 168 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:24,020 It's just a stealth rollout doesn't sound like the way to go to me. 169 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,450 What-What... What are you talking about? 170 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:29,720 I mean, Gavin has obviously had a lot more success than you, Richard, 171 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,330 and I just think having an asset like Gavin Belson 172 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,790 - on your side... - What'd you say? 173 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,160 - You dick! - Whoa! 174 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,560 You dick! You dick! 175 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,930 - Okay. - Whoa. All right. 176 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,630 - Fuck you! - Okay. It's okay. 177 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:42,540 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 178 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:45,270 This is already the best job I ever had. 179 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:54,820 I don't know what to say. I am so, so sorry. 180 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,420 I just couldn't let Bryce talk to you like that. 181 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,420 - Did I frighten you? - No. 182 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:00,950 Fuck him, right? 183 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:02,260 And fuck Gavin. 184 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,420 I mean, what, we take his orders now? He's our boss? 185 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,960 We're supposed to be partners, you know, like equals. Right? 186 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,300 And what? He's taking the advice 187 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,060 of that stupid, little pretty boy over me? 188 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,500 Wait. He has a garage in his garage? 189 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:15,430 And he has a yacht with a pool on it 190 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:17,470 and a pool with a yacht in it. 191 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,670 And he has a real, live blood boy. 192 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:22,370 What? He has an actual blood boy? 193 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:23,410 That's real? 194 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,180 Yeah, he's real. Real mouthy. 195 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:27,610 I mean, he's sticking his perfectly symmetrical face 196 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,550 into actual smart people's business. 197 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:32,380 I mean, that Ken doll probably thinks traversing a binary search tree 198 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:36,120 runs in the order of "n," instead of "log n." Idiot. 199 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,360 Jared called him a dick. 200 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,760 Seriously? To his face? No. 201 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,890 - Yeah. - That sounds awesome. 202 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:44,930 But it's probably nothing compared to the thousands upon thousands 203 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:46,530 of gnarled male genitals 204 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,800 that you get to see every day at your job. 205 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,500 Fuck. 206 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:52,940 - Hey. - Hi. 207 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,570 - Brought you some dinner, 'Neshi. - Thank you. 208 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:56,640 "'Neshi"? 209 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,410 Shut the fuck up, Gilfoyle. 210 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,710 You just missed these idiots 211 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,350 telling me how hard they're selling out 212 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,680 by working for fucking Galvin Belson 213 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,780 in his disgusting lap of luxury. 214 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,590 Seriously, how can you work for that asshole? 215 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:12,120 My man, the Gavin Killer, 216 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,430 would never compromise his principles for money. 217 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,590 Oh, no? 218 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,160 No, he would not. 219 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,260 And he is busy doing the rewarding work 220 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:23,570 of keeping the Internet free of graphic sexual imagery. 221 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,570 Hey, can we eat later? 222 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:28,370 Of course. 223 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,070 I'm gonna go put this in the fridge. 224 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,110 Okay. Yeah. Thank you. 225 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:35,510 Hey, you actually still haven't told her 226 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,080 - that your takedown of Gavin Belson... - Shh! 227 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,980 - was an accident? - It hasn't come up. 228 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,820 We were just talking about him... 229 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:42,790 - with her, so it did come up. - Just... 230 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,890 - Gavin. Hello. - Hey, could you... 231 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,790 Richard, did you and a member of your team verbally assault 232 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:49,590 my transfusion associate? 233 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,590 Do you have any idea what that kind of stress 234 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:53,030 could do to his cortisol levels? 235 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,130 And therefore, my cortisol levels? 236 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:58,900 Y... Yeah. Well, uh, he's not technically in the company, 237 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:00,600 and he kind of just butted in, so... 238 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,040 Is your ego so fragile 239 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:03,910 that if someone disagrees with you, 240 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,510 you have to demean them? 241 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:09,380 I want you to go and apologize to Bryce immediately. 242 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,850 Why should I apologize? 243 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,280 Why should I be in business 244 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,580 with someone who treats support staff with such contempt? 245 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,320 You can tell a lot about a person's character 246 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,990 by how they treat the little people, Richard. 247 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,720 I bet you're mean to waiters, too. 248 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,660 What? No. I'm... I'm awesome to waiters. 249 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,460 Well, then I suggest you be awesome to Bryce, too. 250 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,900 His blood is flowing through my veins, Richard. 251 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:30,070 Make this right. 252 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,400 Fucking blood boy. 253 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,440 What do you want, Richard? 254 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,310 Bryce, I wanted to swing by and apologize 255 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,010 for yelling at you when you offered 256 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,180 your very unsolicited opinion. 257 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,680 Also, on behalf of Jared, 258 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,520 we mean no disrespect to you or your career choice. Okay? 259 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:54,660 My career choice? 260 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:57,020 You think that I moved out here to be a blood boy? 261 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:59,430 - Did you know I have a degree in CS? - You do? 262 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,830 Yeah, but you probably thought that I was just, you know, some dumb jock. 263 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,900 Well, that's typical, because people who look like me, 264 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:08,500 we never get taken seriously in the tech business 265 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,170 by people who look like you. 266 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,370 You're biased. 267 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,670 Whoa. Hang on. I am not biased. Okay? 268 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:16,310 Aw, come on! Hey, the whole business is biased! 269 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,310 I mean, that's the only way that a good-looking guy like me 270 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:21,250 could get in a room with Gavin Belson, is by being a blood boy! 271 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,250 And that sucks. I... I got to work out constantly. 272 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:26,590 I can't have a beer with my friends. I can't eat junk food. 273 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,090 Do you know that Gavin made me go full veg? 274 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,390 I mean, fuck soy, man! 275 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:33,430 But to people like you, I'm just a beautiful bag of blood. 276 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,530 But you know what? I got some pretty good fucking ideas, 277 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,630 and Gavin actually listens to those ideas. 278 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,570 It took a while, but he respects me. 279 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,000 And you know what, Richard Hendricks? 280 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,870 You clearly fucking don't. 281 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,570 - So good night. - W... 282 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,750 Hey, look, it's Osama Bin Fuckin'. 283 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,350 Thought you were staying at Mia's tonight. 284 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,120 I was going to, but, alas, I had some intestinal distress, 285 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,990 so I couldn't stay, which really sucks because she's so great, 286 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,090 which really is horrible, because it's so hard 287 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,560 to be away from her, because she's so great. Can I contin... 288 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,960 I have no diarrhea. I lied. 289 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,630 I am so fucked. This girl is gonna kill me 290 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:15,370 - or get me killed. - Do tell. 291 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,770 So, she's super attractive, and she's super smart, and she's way into me, 292 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,010 like way more than a normal person should be. 293 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,570 And sex! There's so much sex! 294 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:25,540 The problem is the part after. 295 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,010 When you have to apologize. 296 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,410 No. When we do pillow talk. 297 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,150 Oh. That's the best part. 298 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,980 Everything before that is just foreplay. 299 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,220 Not with her. She'll tell me how cute I am, 300 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,420 and how into me she is, 301 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,760 and how she hacked into Bowman Avenue dam. 302 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,660 That was the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. 303 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,590 No. It was her. She pinned it on them. 304 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,960 She flooded an area being surveyed for hotel construction. 305 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,870 Just to confirm, honesty is off the table, right? 306 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,240 Because it seems like the longer you wait, 307 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,970 the... the worse it's gonna get. 308 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:56,310 I'm with Jared. You should wait. 309 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,410 I have to end it, right now. 310 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,980 - First thing Monday. - Mmm. 311 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,850 Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding. 312 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,320 And then Sunday... you know, Sundays are just for me, you guys know that. 313 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,920 Wait. Her sister's wedding? 314 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,790 - That's what you should be afraid of. - Why? 315 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,220 That's a threshold that you don't want to cross. 316 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,230 Well, I mean, weddings are very public events 317 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,960 with photographers taking pictures of you 318 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,600 indelibly tied to her. 319 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,430 Those are forever photos. 320 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,730 Forever. 321 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,770 Fuck. 322 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:29,110 Hey, guys. I'm trying to find Erlich. 323 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:32,080 Is he... "holding"? 324 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,680 I'm afraid you caught me at an inopportune time. 325 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,520 I'm long overdue to a trip to my dispensary, 326 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:41,990 so I don't have much. 327 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,850 But I have Bubba Kush, 328 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,050 Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush, 329 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,760 Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush, Jr... 330 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,590 Yeah, this... this is plenty. 331 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,530 No, no. That... That's actually for my astigmatism. 332 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,200 Okay. 333 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,030 This is in case of emergency only. 334 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,900 I'll need it if an earthquake occurs. 335 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,100 Okay. Just give me whatever. I don't care. 336 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,200 It's not for me. It's for Ed Chen. 337 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,210 What are you up to, clever girl? 338 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,040 Well, I took your advice. 339 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:13,080 It wasn't pretty, but, uh, I bro'ed down with him pretty hard. 340 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,480 I mean, I think I did. It's... 341 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,380 To be honest, I was kind of all over the map. 342 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,590 I shotgunned a warm beer, 343 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,590 and then I acted all blown away 344 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,260 when he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos 345 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,760 set to Diplo remixes. 346 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,090 Good on you. 347 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,160 But it worked. 348 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,370 I'm in. Ed copped to everything, 349 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,870 and said that as long as I don't say anything to Laurie, 350 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,200 - I have a seat at the table. - Huh. 351 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,940 Wait. Did he say that? Those were his exact words? 352 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,240 You'll have a seat if you don't tell Laurie? 353 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,650 Yeah. So? 354 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,780 Oh, dear. That does not bode well for you. 355 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,080 What do you mean? 356 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,090 Well, if Ed Chen is afraid of you saying anything to Laurie, 357 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,160 then that means that the deal isn't solidified yet. 358 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,490 He doesn't have the votes. 359 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,330 Unfortunately for you, that would mean 360 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,800 you may have put your money on the wrong horse. 361 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:07,670 So you mean Laurie still has a chance to survive this coup? 362 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,500 Well, then why did you say I should bro down with Ed Chen? 363 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,110 I say a lot of things, Monica. 364 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,610 I say a lot of things. 365 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:25,180 Um... I know you think 366 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,790 I'm some sort of crusading badass 367 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,660 who built a ticking time bomb 368 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:32,790 and slipped it to Gavin Belson to bring him down 369 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:35,390 as retribution for his wrongdoings. 370 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,760 But the truth is, 371 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,330 because of my gross incompetence 372 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:45,900 during my brief and utterly disgraceful tenure as PiperChat CEO, 373 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:49,540 I incurred billions of dollars in COPPA fines 374 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,280 by exploiting underage users, 375 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,950 and was saved only by my own cowardice, 376 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:58,550 which led to me throwing up on myself. 377 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,590 Anyway, I'll show myself out. 378 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,830 I'm so proud of you. 379 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,370 It took guts for you to tell me this. 380 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,870 Oh, no, no, no, it didn't actually. 381 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,340 Full disclosure... I knew all about this. 382 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,600 I hacked into your phone 383 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,840 the first night we were together 384 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,010 when you were in the bathroom. 385 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,110 I was in there a while. 386 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,310 I was hoping that once I earned your trust, 387 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,540 you'd feel comfortable telling me. 388 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,410 - And you finally did! - I did. 389 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:32,220 This may sound crazy, but if you hadn't by this weekend, 390 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,850 I was actually considering disinviting you from my sister's wedding. 391 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,020 No way. 392 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:40,120 But you trusted me with your big secret. 393 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,230 So I'll trust you with another of mine. 394 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,730 - Oh, no, you don't have to. You don't. - Shh-shh! Shh! 395 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,300 I hacked the elevators at the Freedom Tower. 396 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,400 No. 397 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,270 Fucking kill me and send me to the horrors of heaven. 398 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,940 It'd be better than this shit. 399 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,610 Guys, I know this has been a ton of work, 400 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:04,910 and we wouldn't have to do it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut, 401 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:08,320 and the stealth launch is still clearly the play, 402 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,950 but now we can show Gavin that we fleshed out both options. 403 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,760 And we can still push the space-saving app... 404 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,990 and not talk about our new Internet until we're ready. 405 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,630 - Ahoy, gents. - Geary Street. 406 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,100 What, you're eating health food now? 407 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:23,500 Can you imagine? 408 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,680 Geary Street Organics is not a health food store? 409 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:37,010 Richard, you are a stitch. 410 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,280 No, it's my dispensary. 411 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,480 I mean, they have some edibles there. 412 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,020 - They're not very healthy. - Fucking blood boy. 413 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,890 - Hey. - Hey. 414 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,590 Uh, yeah. I was walking around your 'hood, 415 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:54,130 and I thought I'd swing by, and we could talk about tech, 416 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,330 you know, 'cause we both know so much about it. 417 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,830 - Cool. - Oh, man. 418 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,530 I-I... I don't know if you know this, 419 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,270 but you... your eyes are super red right now. 420 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,870 Oh, yeah? Yeah, I have allergies. 421 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,640 Really? This time of year? Huh. 422 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:09,580 Uh, hey, um, look, w... what are doing? 423 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,180 Oh, just... just hanging, man. Why? You paranoid? 424 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,610 Paranoid? No. 425 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,010 You know, Bryce, I got to be honest, 426 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,850 I'm a little hungry. Do you have anything to eat? 427 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:20,950 Uh, just some creatine, protein powder, soy extract. 428 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,890 Well, I'm kind of looking for something a little bit more sweet. 429 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,890 Oh, Bryce! 430 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,930 Yeah. That... That's not mine. 431 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,230 That's for my guests. My... My fat guests. 432 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:32,430 You know, the fella who owns the house I live in, 433 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,230 he buys food like this, 434 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,200 because when he uses the products he buys 435 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,010 at the very same health food store you go to, 436 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,070 he gets cravings... 437 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,440 for food just like this. 438 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,050 And this stuff is not good for your blood. 439 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,780 Geary Street Organics isn't a food store, is it? 440 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,280 It's a pot dispensary. 441 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,620 Isn't it? Ha. 442 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:56,120 I got you, Bryce! You fuckin' liar! 443 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,590 You said you had a degree in CS. 444 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,160 Well, bullshit. I checked. 445 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,590 It's not Computer Science. 446 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,230 It's "Calisthenic Studies." 447 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,660 What? What? 448 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,840 You listen to me, you muscle-bound, handsome Adonis. 449 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,410 Tech is reserved for people like me. Okay? 450 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,970 The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits, 451 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,910 the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks! 452 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,010 Not you. 453 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,650 Oh, and your days 454 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,620 of leeching off Gavin Belson are over. 455 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,920 Game over, blood boy. 456 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,750 You fuckin' nerd. 457 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,260 Laurie? 458 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,790 Look. 459 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:37,830 I know you've been unhappy with me lately. 460 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,660 Correct. 461 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,030 Look. I'm asking you to trust me on something. 462 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,230 Ed Chen has been making moves behind your back 463 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,370 with the other partners to try and force you out of Raviga. 464 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:52,980 You are referring to the baby shower ruse. 465 00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,650 - You knew about that? - Monica, this is my fourth child. 466 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,480 I am no stranger to these types of machinations. 467 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,850 However, I have countervailed it with my... 468 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,650 Your fourth child? 469 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:03,720 Yes. 470 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,720 As I was saying... 471 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,720 I have spoken to our top LPs 472 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,230 and lined up enough of them in order to leave Raviga and start a new firm. 473 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:15,760 It struck me as a opportune time to jump ship. 474 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,130 Holy shit! You're a fuckin' ninja. 475 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,670 No. 476 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,840 Even though your disclosure just now 477 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,710 had absolutely no actionable value, 478 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,340 it did reveal tremendous loyalty, 479 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,810 so... all is well now. 480 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,950 So, you're not mad at me anymore? 481 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,220 No, Monica. 482 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,890 I am a human being, just like you, 483 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,920 like Ed Chen... 484 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,020 and this. 485 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,390 Furthermore... 486 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,460 a question, Monica. 487 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,830 Would you care to jump ship with me? 488 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,430 You are, after all, my best friend. 489 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:53,600 What? 490 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,450 Oh... fuck. 491 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,580 What are you guys doing? 492 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,680 Hands behind your back, now! 493 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,450 Get your hands off me! 494 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,920 - Oh, um, I got it. - Ma'am, calm down. 495 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,220 - You can't do this! - Let her go! 496 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:13,390 I want my lawyer! 497 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,490 - And just take the cuffs off. - What is the meaning of this? 498 00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,990 - Dinesh, they're arresting me! - What? 499 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:19,030 Step back, sir. 500 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,030 Good people of the FBI, 501 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,400 I don't know what sorts of things you were told 502 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,400 or who told them to you... we may never know... 503 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,180 but I can assure you that this young woman is... 504 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,180 Gavin. I'm sorry to drop in on you, 505 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,050 but I happened to have a very enlightening conversation 506 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,980 with your "transfusion associate." 507 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:43,980 So did I. 508 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,820 S... S... Sorry? 509 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:47,290 Come in, Richard. 510 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,790 Oh wow. 511 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:53,560 It's all broken... again. 512 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,600 Mind the glass. 513 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,260 Okay. 514 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,670 He's writing a tell-all? 515 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,740 Apparently, he landed a very lucrative deal 516 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,770 to air my dirty laundry over the years. 517 00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:08,570 He said it was his only career move left. 518 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:11,380 I told you, Richard, everything I do is news. 519 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:14,580 But didn't he sign an NDA with you? I mean, can't you sue him? 520 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,650 That would only prove everything he's saying is true and make it worse. 521 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,950 Speaking of, I had my blood tested this morning. 522 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,050 My cholesterol is through the roof. 523 00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:26,590 At this rate, I'll be dead by the age of 120. 524 00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:29,660 Oh, no. That... I'm so sorry. 525 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:33,130 No. Richard, I'm sorry. 526 00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:35,630 I told you that a big public rollout 527 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,500 of our product would be good for the company. 528 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,010 The truth is, I thought it would be good for me... 529 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,010 to change the narrative that I'm a fraud and a failure. 530 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,880 Come on, Bryce is the fraud. 531 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,780 And yet, I sat here taking business advice from him. 532 00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:49,450 A fucking blood boy. 533 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,420 Just look at me. 534 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,080 I'm a fraud, and everyone knows it. 535 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,090 And when I fell, not one person stood up for me. 536 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,390 What does that say? 537 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,460 I just think it's all over for me now. 538 00:22:59,490 --> 00:23:02,430 No, it's... it's not over. Look... 539 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:05,600 I chose to partner with you. That... That says something. 540 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,700 You didn't want me. 541 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:08,870 You wanted the patent. If I had just given it to you, 542 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,070 you would've walked out that door and never looked back. 543 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,140 Fuck it! 544 00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:17,170 I'm done. 545 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,540 Done? No. 546 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:22,350 No, Gavin, you're not... you're not done. 547 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:24,710 I mean, what about our company? 548 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,720 What about the new Internet? 549 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,850 I don't know. 550 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,590 I don't know. 551 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,190 Gavin, uh... 552 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,590 Fuck you, God! 553 00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:09,060 What have I done to deserve this? 554 00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:13,800 Yes. CJ Cantwell, please. 555 00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:21,840 Something you want to share with us, Richard? 556 00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:24,070 I take it you saw the interview? 557 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,140 "Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch 558 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,380 a Pied Piper product soon." 559 00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:30,550 So much for a stealth rollout. 560 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,210 You went along with him after all. 561 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,810 TechCrunch and Recode, 562 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:35,620 and The Wall Street Journal picked it up as well. 563 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:37,250 I hate to invoke the Nazarene, 564 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,150 but, Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard? 565 00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:43,020 Guys, in a world where... 566 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,130 there is no Gavin Belson, 567 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,000 yeah, the stealth rollout was the best play. 568 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:51,270 But we need his patent, and his funding, 569 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:54,030 and, also, we need his brain. 570 00:24:54,070 --> 00:24:57,270 I know this is going to be a shit-ton of work, but... 571 00:24:57,310 --> 00:25:00,840 Gavin is our partner. We need him engaged. I made the call. 572 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,780 Well, sometimes you have to make compromises. 573 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:06,480 I mean, I once slept with the head of an assisted-living facility 574 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,020 to get my friend Muriel bumped up the wait list. 575 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,150 Am I proud of it? No. 576 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,490 Do I regret it? 577 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,790 I'm out! 578 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,760 Oh my God. Oh! 579 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:19,190 Out of what exactly? 580 00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:20,530 My relationship! 581 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,130 The wedding got raided. 582 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,560 The FBI got an anonymous tip about Mia's hacking exploits. 583 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,770 Can you believe that? Just my luck! I'm home free! 584 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,440 You ratted your girlfriend out to the FBI, 585 00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:34,270 because you're too big of a pussy to break up with her? 586 00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:36,640 I'll never tell, but yes, yes, I did. 587 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,240 The FBI lady hit me in the face, 588 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,750 so Mia's never going to suspect me. 589 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:42,550 Uh, Richard, now that Mia and I have parted ways, 590 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:45,920 can I come work for you at Gavin's? Please, please, please. 591 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:47,820 Well, uh, yes, Dinesh, of course. 592 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,590 Uh, in fact, we just announced, so climb aboard. 593 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:54,090 Awesome! I'm going to go call Periscope, tell them I quit. 594 00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,590 Best day ever. No more dick pics! 595 00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:58,830 Uh... 596 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,230 Hello, Gavin. 597 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,970 Richard, I read your little article. 598 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:08,070 What you said means a great deal. 599 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,580 I'm sure if the situation was reversed, you'd do the same for me. 600 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:13,650 Absolutely not. I would've let you bleed to death in the street. 601 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,010 - Oh. - And that gives me pause. 602 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,280 I have a lot of work to do, Richard. 603 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,520 We all do, so get back on the saddle, you. 604 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,160 No, Richard. 605 00:26:25,190 --> 00:26:28,430 I have a lot work I need to do on myself. 606 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,730 I'm going away. 607 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,360 For, like, the weekend or...? 608 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,830 No, Richard. Many weekends. 609 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:35,430 Weekdays as well. 610 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,700 Where... 611 00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,600 Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door. 612 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,570 I know. I sent you something. 613 00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,510 Consider it a little parting gift. 614 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:46,210 Good luck to you, Richard. 615 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,780 It's from Gavin. 616 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:55,590 What is it? 617 00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,090 It's the patent. 618 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:02,760 He just signed over full ownership to me. 619 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,800 On the phone, he said he was going to go find himself. 620 00:27:06,730 --> 00:27:09,100 I think... Gavin's gone. 621 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,740 Well, what about his funding? And his brain? 622 00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:16,710 I think he took both of those with him. 623 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:20,140 We got one more thing. 624 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,090 All right! What has two thumbs, 625 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,730 zero dick pics, and just quit Periscope? 626 00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,900 What the fuck is that? 627 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:43,270 The biggest dick pic of all.