1 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,450 That's a good one, Richard. 2 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,490 No, but seriously, what brings you in today? 3 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:18,200 No, I am... I am serious. I would like a... an STD check. 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,510 What, did you graze your penis against a toilet seat? 5 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:23,340 No. I... I had sex. 6 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,380 - Sex with what? - Female. 7 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:27,010 A female what? 8 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:28,510 A female human. 9 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:32,750 And I-I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom. 10 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:34,450 Now, listen, Richard, I wouldn't worry so much. 11 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:36,390 People don't really get STDs anymore. 12 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,720 We'll get your tests back soon, and I would tell you 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,160 not to have sex before then, but let's face it... 14 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:42,630 lightning ain't gonna strike twice, is it? 15 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:44,300 It's possible. 16 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,530 - Huh? - It's possible. 17 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:47,860 No. 18 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,600 Hey, here's something strange. 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,940 Would you mind hopping up on that scale for a sec? 20 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:54,070 Okay, why? Am I gaining weight? 21 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:56,640 I have been working like crazy, eating like crap. 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,310 I haven't been exercising at all, really, so... 23 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,540 Yeah, look at that. 24 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,080 You are an inch shorter 25 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:04,210 than you were this time last year. 26 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,420 You're shrinking, my friend. 27 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:06,820 How is that possible? 28 00:01:06,850 --> 00:01:09,620 Well, you just told me. It's your unhealthy lifestyle, Richard. 29 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,690 It's a loss of mineral bone density. 30 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,530 So, what do I do? 31 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,760 I'm gonna put you on calcium supplements, 32 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,730 and I'm gonna have you come back in about three weeks. 33 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,660 I'll see you then... or whatever's left of you. 34 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:37,210 Keenan Feldspar signed his term sheet, 35 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,250 and we are now officially negotiating the finer points of his deal. 36 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,920 Fantastic! Well, now the real work begins. 37 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,620 To that end, we would like to clarify our arrangement with you. 38 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:50,760 We feel that a generous finder's fee 39 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,630 will be more than satisfactory. 40 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:55,530 This meeting is over. 41 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:57,970 This is very generous, but I... I was under the impression 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,540 that, um, I was going to be hired here, 43 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:04,470 and I've actually told quite a few people that I was hired, 44 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:08,310 so if I wasn't, then it would look like I was fired. 45 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:09,910 That is fine. 46 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:12,950 No. Laurie... 47 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:16,690 I will not allow you to make the same mistake 48 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,290 that Uber, Palantir, Zenefits, 49 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,760 and, in my earlier years, Chipotle 50 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,530 made by not hiring me. 51 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,230 All right, don't hire me. 52 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:31,170 But can you hack this finder's fee into 52 installments, 53 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,300 paid weekly over the course of the next year? 54 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:35,400 You mean... a salary? 55 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,870 Those are your words, not mine. 56 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:39,010 The finder's fee and... 57 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,080 10,000 to go away? 58 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:44,950 You know, looking around at Bream-Hall, 59 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,780 I see a lot of the same: 60 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:47,850 the same gender... 61 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:50,790 Both partners happen to be female, Erlich. 62 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,820 Great catch. What's your point? 63 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:55,460 There is a grotesque gender imbalance 64 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:59,060 in the VC field right now. I can help you navigate the toxicity 65 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,900 of this male culture which is encroaching on our feminist island. 66 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:06,030 I mean, for instance, there's something called mansplaining? 67 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:08,370 - Have you heard about this? - We know what mansplaining is. 68 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:12,470 Mansplaining is when a man will condescendingly explain 69 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:15,340 something to a woman that she already knows. 70 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:18,650 Mr. Bachman, we have work to do. 71 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,010 All right. Laurie... 72 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:23,250 half the finder's fee for me to stay. 73 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:26,850 I don't think that you'll find an associate, um... 74 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:29,260 with my track record at a better price. 75 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:32,090 It's my final offer. Take it or leave it. 76 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,500 I need this. 77 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:39,200 Fine. You may start Monday. 78 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,870 Okay. Ooh, this Monday? 79 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,310 That's fine. Of course. 80 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,510 What's that? 81 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:55,720 SonicWall SonicPoint ACe... 82 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,450 paired with the TZ600. 83 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,750 Top-of-the-line firewall protection, 84 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:04,390 built-in intrusion prevention, SSL decryption and inspection, 85 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,460 application control, and content filtering. 86 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,900 Saying new router would be so much quicker. 87 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:13,330 Dinesh, the one good thing that came out of you slapping your body 88 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:16,340 against that cyberterrorist in a vulgar parody of the act of love 89 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:19,770 is that we finally have a network with real security value. 90 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:23,480 Why would we need it? Mia is in a federal facility 91 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:25,040 with no access to the Internet. 92 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,380 Right, and she has never shown a proclivity for getting around infrastructure. 93 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,050 Did you see this? We've only been live for two weeks, 94 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:34,890 and we just cracked the top 500 in the Hooli app store. 95 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,460 Oh, look at that. Ranked 499. 96 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,390 Of utilities. 97 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:44,060 Yeah, subgroup mobile, subgroup storage. 98 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:48,670 True, but overall, we're firmly in the top 30,000 Hooli phone apps. 99 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,900 I mean, we may not be a global epidemic yet, 100 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:54,410 but... we've leapt from bat saliva to humans 101 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,940 and... and we've just killed our first few villagers. 102 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,080 This warm. This warm. 103 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,650 This warm. 104 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,680 This warm. I get it, Jian-Yang! 105 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,980 The refrigerator is broken. 106 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:09,220 The ice cream is melting. 107 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,360 Let me guess. Is it because it's warm? 108 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:13,990 - Yes. - Fine, I'll call the repairman, 109 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,060 and he'll come here and fix it posthaste. 110 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:19,130 No, I want a new fridge, 111 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,800 a smarter fridge... 112 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:23,030 like this. 113 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:26,340 Fourteen thousand dollars for a smart fridge? 114 00:05:26,370 --> 00:05:28,570 Unlike you, I now work for a living. 115 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:30,970 I'm not gonna drop that kind of dough on a fridge. 116 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,480 I ordered it already. I buy it for myself. 117 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:34,950 Then why are you talking to me about it? 118 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,480 To make you feel bad, 119 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,520 because you are fat and poor. 120 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:51,400 - Go for Erlich. - E. Bachman! E. Chen. 121 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:52,460 Got your message. 122 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,900 Bream-Hall, huh? 123 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,030 Yes, starting today. 124 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:58,570 I hope that this doesn't create any tension between us, 125 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,700 us now being competitors and all. 126 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:01,800 Hey. None-zo. 127 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,440 Hey, while I have you, some of the boys are part 128 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,870 of the ownership group of the Warriors. 129 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:10,010 We have an extra spot on the floor at Oracle Arena. You a hoops guy? 130 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:14,080 Oops, sorry, you broke up. Could you, uh, could you say that again? 131 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,450 We have an extra spot on the floor tonight 132 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:18,290 at Oracle Arena. You a hoops guy? 133 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,760 What red-blooded American male in the VC boys' club isn't? 134 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:25,060 Okay. Cool. I'll text you the deets. 135 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,660 Later, man. 136 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:30,130 Well, boys, I've been in the VC game for just one day, 137 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:33,070 and already I have floor seats to watch the Warriors. 138 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:37,070 - But you hate basketball. - I'll concede that spending all my time 139 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,640 inside of a house with you scrawny code jockeys, 140 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,240 the Incredible Shrinking Hendricks, 141 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,650 and whatever the fuck Jared is here... 142 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,180 may have blunted my conventional masculinity 143 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,520 a hair, but it's always been there. 144 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,150 Uh-huh. Well, try and get a selfie with Steph Curry. 145 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:54,320 I will, assuming she's there. 146 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,490 Hey, Jared, um, look at this e-mail here. 147 00:06:56,530 --> 00:07:01,200 Uh, "Dear Richard, I recently became aware of your Space Saver app. 148 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:04,100 "I think your app may infringe upon my own patented technology. 149 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:08,640 "If your schedule permits, I would love to discuss this with you as soon as possible. 150 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,970 Sincerely, Stewart Burke." 151 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:13,340 I thought we handled that patent stuff. We own it, right? 152 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:18,310 Yeah. I'll... I'll send him a harshly worded cease-and-desist letter. 153 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,010 Actually, uh... 154 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:22,820 his work address is some house in Mountain View. 155 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:25,550 He's probably just working out of his garage, just like us. 156 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:27,890 Why don't I go over there, walk him through the app, 157 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,830 you know, coder to coder. I'm sure it'll be fine. 158 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,390 You've got a big heart. 159 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:36,330 Or maybe it just seems big 'cause the rest of him is shrinking. 160 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:46,270 Hi. Richard Hendricks. We exchanged e-mails? 161 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,140 - No. - Are... are you Stewart Burke? 162 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:52,610 No. I'm sorry. Does Stewart Burke live here? 163 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:54,550 Yeah. 164 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:57,220 Okay. Is he in? Can I speak with him? 165 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,090 Grandpa! Some guy's here! 166 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,520 My grandson is the software expert. 167 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,390 I couldn't tell a computer from a toaster. 168 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,890 Oh. So, you're not a coder? 169 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:11,430 Oh no, not at all. I am an attorney. 170 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:13,370 I started out in the medical field, 171 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,240 then in the auto industry, and then the music business. 172 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:18,200 Did you represent all these people? 173 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,240 No, I sued them. 174 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,680 Look, that's me with Stevie Wonder. 175 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,580 He never saw it coming. 176 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:27,810 - You get it? - Uh, yes, because he's blind. 177 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:29,180 Right. 178 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:33,050 I'm sorry. I don't know what this... has to do with... 179 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:37,790 You see this? This is a song I bought at a copyright auction. 180 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:39,560 It's an old mariachi number 181 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,630 that had cost me practically nothing 182 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,260 and so far has bought me two houses 183 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:48,570 and put my village idiot grandson through six years of Emerson. 184 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,840 Oh. All that from "Cancion De Amores"? 185 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:57,240 - Was it a popular song? - No. I used the copyright on this song 186 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,580 to sue writers of all kinds of songs. 187 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:02,950 Anyway, the writers usually settle, pay me off, 188 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,620 or give me a chunk of their song. 189 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:08,050 Thanks to "Cancion De Amores" here, 190 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:12,590 I now own 10 percent of Katrina and the Wave' "Walking on Sunshine." 191 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,090 - Mmm. - It's a classic! 192 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,660 And when it runs next month 193 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:19,500 on Mazda's new Super Bowl spot, I print money. 194 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:23,470 But sadly, all the good music copyrights are gone. 195 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,370 That is... so sad. And that's why I moved into tech. 196 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:31,040 And now, I sue people like you. 197 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:34,550 What? 198 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,480 So, he's a patent troll? 199 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:40,580 Yep, as like in buy a ton of super-broad IP 200 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,290 from failed startups at auction, 201 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,990 and then threaten litigation against accused infringers, 202 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,690 I.e., you. 203 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:51,000 So, uh, how much is Burke asking for? 204 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,700 Twenty thousand dollars. 205 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:54,400 Ah, you're getting off easy. 206 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:57,100 Well, no. Look, his patent covers... 207 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,640 "storage of media files on a network." 208 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,400 I mean, that cannot be enforceable. 209 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,940 It's probably not... 210 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,640 but to find out, you're gonna have to fight him in court. 211 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,380 For a good litigator, we're talking at least... 212 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,350 a couple hundred grand. 213 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,080 Just pay him the 20 grand, Richard. 214 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,890 I could get creative and take some money out of the Melcher deal. 215 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,150 - There you go. - No, we need that money. 216 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,720 This is a shakedown. He's a crook. 217 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,520 And right when our app was getting off the ground. 218 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,360 That's how he found you. 219 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,190 Guys just landed on the app store 220 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,800 - top 500 list, right? - Yeah. 221 00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:28,870 So, Burke starts at the bottom of those lists 222 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,970 and works his way up. 223 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,670 The more settlements he gets, the stronger his case. 224 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,410 The higher you are on the list, the more money he asks for. 225 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,710 It's like... it's like limp biscuit. 226 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:40,240 - He sued those guys too? - Not the band. 227 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,450 The thing the band is named after. 228 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,410 Limp biscuit's an old frat ritual, 229 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:47,780 where all the brothers race to stroke one out onto a biscuit, 230 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:50,620 and then the last guy to nut has to eat it. 231 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,620 Right. Sometimes it's a Wheat Thin. 232 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,630 Look, Richie, I get it. 233 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,960 It's embarrassing to pull your pud 234 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,530 in front of the whole pledge class. 235 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,100 Just pay the guy. 236 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,000 Or... 237 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,640 maybe... we convince the entire pledge class 238 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,880 to not play the game at all in the first place. 239 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,210 If only. 240 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,520 This must be the new fridge. 241 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,650 - You like this? - Look, it has a screen 242 00:11:24,690 --> 00:11:26,690 so you can see all the food that's inside. 243 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,290 Mm-hmm. Kind of like that one? 244 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,690 This one has an app, 245 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:33,230 so you can actually watch the food on your phone. 246 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,560 All it needs to do 247 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,560 is keep my fucking beer cold. 248 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,970 Hmm. You're running low on beer. 249 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,130 Fuck you. 250 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:43,440 Whoops! Did you forget to scan that bar code? 251 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,340 Yes, I did... on purpose. 252 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,110 Ah! There we go. 253 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,510 It's bad enough it has to talk. 254 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,610 Does it need fake vocal ticks like, "ah"? 255 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,450 Well, it just makes it sound more human. 256 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:59,050 Humans are shit. This thing is addressing problems that don't exist. 257 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,520 It's solutionism at its worst. 258 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:04,630 We are dumbing down machines that are inherently superior. 259 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:06,790 Whatever. You gave your server a human name. 260 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,630 You named it Anton. 261 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,900 Yeah, but Anton doesn't call me anything. 262 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,400 He grimly does his work, then he sits motionless 263 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,540 till it's time to work again. We could all take a page from his book. 264 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,970 Uh-oh! That yogurt is expired. 265 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:23,140 See? This could've killed me. 266 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,410 Now I can give it to Erlich. 267 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,490 Hmm. I'm not quite sure what you're doing. 268 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,060 Is there something I can help you with? 269 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,090 Yeah, how do I shut you the fuck up? 270 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,960 Aw, is somebody having a rough day? 271 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,830 Did that fucker password-protect the settings? 272 00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:46,330 His fridge, his rules. 273 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,030 Fuck. 274 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,410 My man, I was told I had a spot on the floor tonight, 275 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,740 but it seems that I've committed 276 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,880 the cardinal sin of being early. 277 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,080 What time does the game actually start? 278 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,980 It's about to. 279 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,920 Wait. When he said, "a spot on the floor," 280 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,460 did he mean... on the floor? 281 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,690 I wasn't a part of the conversation. 282 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:16,460 Come on, baby, come on! Come on, bring it! Unh! 283 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,760 I cannot do that. 284 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,670 All right, you guys go shirts. 285 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,900 We'll go skins. 286 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,010 And I can definitely not do that. 287 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,970 Will not. 288 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,510 Don't let him drive on you. 289 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,650 All day. 290 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,550 Yo, Erlich. Where you at, dawg? 291 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,190 Yo, what up, what up, what up? 292 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,890 Which one of you pussies, uh, put sugar in my gas tank 293 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:46,160 to prevent me from housing you on the hardwood? 294 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,760 - What? - Yeah, my car won't start. 295 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,160 It's a real fucked situation, 296 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,830 so I guess I'll have to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to... 297 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,270 We play every Tuesday. 298 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,970 I'll see you next week, bro-seph. 299 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,980 Hey, let me get in. Let me get in. Let me get in. 300 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,810 Hey, I squished those front-end bugs. 301 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,180 - Did you finish your networking issue? - Nope. 302 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,120 Hmm. I'm sorry. Wrong password. 303 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,890 You're sitting here, trying to hack Jian-Yang's password 304 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,320 instead of doing your actual work? 305 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,290 Well, good luck, it's a 10-digit alphanumeric. 306 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,100 Ten digit? Fuck. 307 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,930 And you have one underpowered laptop, 308 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,000 so you know, you should have the answer in... 309 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,640 9,000 years. 310 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:36,540 Time to pull out the big gun. 311 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,010 Well, maybe you should pull out the bug gun... 312 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,310 'cause of the network bug. 313 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,680 As in the bug you're supposed to be fixing. 314 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,350 If you were programmed to have a good sense of humor, you'd laugh at that. 315 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:51,150 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see any Good Humor ice cream bars. 316 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,490 - Shall I add them to your shopping list? - You know what? Yeah. 317 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:56,690 Good Humor ice cream bars 318 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,190 - added to your shopping list. - Come on. 319 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,830 God. You believe this? I'm... I'm still on hold. 320 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:03,030 - With? - Microsoft Azure. 321 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,470 Yeah, I... I'm trying to negotiate a lower cloud storage rate 322 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,510 because we're gonna need it if, or more realistically when, 323 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,870 Richard finally decides to pay that patent troll. 324 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,810 I mean, I'm still on hold. 325 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,310 It's like they don't even care about small businesses. 326 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,780 Jared, they don't care about small businesses. 327 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,720 That's why small businesses have to lie. 328 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,950 Like, um, Google named their first building Building 40, 329 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,260 so that people would think they were already huge. 330 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:28,790 When I worked at my first startup, 331 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:31,230 I would transfer people to "my supervisor," 332 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,100 and then I'd just get back on the phone myself. 333 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,770 Oh. Uh, yeah, hello. 334 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,070 No, no, I'm not gonna go on hold again. 335 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,770 Um, in fact, could I transfer you to my supervisor? 336 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,110 Oh. 337 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,980 Oh, no, no, no, I have to take a shit. 338 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,780 Just, um... do your best Ed Chen impression. 339 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,050 Um, one moment please. 340 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:03,230 What's up? You got Ed Ch... Chambers. 341 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:08,060 Hello, everybody. Thanks again for making it. 342 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,470 And thanks to Gus of Gigglybots for hosting. 343 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,470 - No problem. - My name is, uh, Richard Hendricks, 344 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,800 uh, of Pied Piper. 345 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,600 You're the guys working for Gavin Belson. 346 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,410 Was working with Gavin Belson, yeah. 347 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,110 - So, he's not coming? - No. No, not at all. 348 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:27,880 But I'll have you all know that without any involvement from Gavin Belson, 349 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,650 Pied Piper, just like yourselves, 350 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,820 has reached the Hooli app store's top 500 list, 351 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,890 and you guys are aware 352 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,760 that you are all directly above us on the list, 353 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:41,800 which is why you should know that a patent troll 354 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,300 named Stewart Burke has recently demanded 355 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:47,000 that I pay a $20,000 licensing fee, 356 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:52,340 and if I pay, he's gonna come and ask you guys for more money. 357 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,970 He starts with the little guy. 358 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,310 Not that I'm little. I'm, uh... 359 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,650 I mean I'm not. 360 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm actually, uh... 361 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,190 above average height. 362 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,290 Isn't this something that could have been done over e-mail? 363 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,390 I mean, I guess, but... look. 364 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:13,760 If we don't stop this guy, he's gonna just keep asking for more and more money 365 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,330 until someone is stuck with an unpayable bill. 366 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,670 It's kind of like that old fraternity game, 367 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,200 uh, the limp biscuit. 368 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:25,610 Sorry, I wasn't in a fraternity. What is that? 369 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,470 Oh, I-I... I don't think we need to get into... 370 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:31,540 It's where guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a cracker. 371 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:35,820 And then the last guy... eats it. 372 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:36,920 What? 373 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,950 - Again, I... again... - I don't really know 374 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:42,290 why he would mention that. It's super gross. 375 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,900 Is this why Gavin Belson stopped working with you? 376 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:45,960 No. 377 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:49,030 The important thing is here, 378 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:53,000 um, my lawyer has actually drafted a partnership agreement. 379 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,500 Why don't you all just... Essentially, uh, 380 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,540 we all band together and each contribute $20,000. 381 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,510 We should have more than enough money 382 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,180 to mount a challenge against this guy's patent. 383 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,310 And if we win, we dissolve the patent, 384 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,820 so that he can't do this to anyone else ever again. 385 00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,550 Because in the end, 386 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:13,620 shouldn't it be Mr. Stewart Burke, the patent troll, 387 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:16,360 who is forced to eat the biscuit? 388 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:17,990 I'm pretty sure that's sexual assault. 389 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,930 Yeah, no one deserves that. 390 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,560 I know. That... that's all I'm saying. 391 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,600 Look, I'm pretty sure it's even made up. 392 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:26,800 Like, you know, like a donkey punch, you know? 393 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,400 Again, what is a donkey punch? 394 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,810 - It's, uh, when guys... - Just don't. Don't. 395 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:42,350 G-man, you busy at the moment? 396 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,880 Very. I'm about to set Anton loose 397 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,990 on that talking chrome beer coozy. 398 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,960 So, care to take a breather and... 399 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:54,660 help a pal throw a basketball hoop on the old garage? 400 00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:59,700 Why would you need help from a scrawny code jockey such as myself? 401 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,770 Fine. 402 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,770 I'm perfectly capable of figuring it out myself. 403 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,470 All I need is... Ah! 404 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:11,280 May I borrow this hammer to pound in these flamboyant little nails? 405 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,910 - Those are screws. - Yeah, no, I... 406 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,920 Jared Dunn. Yep, just a moment, please. I'll transfer you. 407 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,360 Go for Chambers. 408 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:30,430 Ned! I knew it was you. 409 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,600 Hey, did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long? 410 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,300 I eat that motherfucker's lunch every day. 411 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:40,640 No, man, I literally eat his food. What do you want? 412 00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,440 Uh-uh, ain't gonna happen. 413 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,580 That's as high as we go, homo. Till next time, rook. 414 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,610 I mean, did you see that? 415 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,920 - He's amazing. - Who? 416 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:56,590 Ed Chambers. He got Pied Piper a great cloud storage rate from Azure, 417 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,090 and he's got the hookup on a couple of pallets 418 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:03,560 of pamplemousse LaCroix at, his words, an amaze-balls price. 419 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,260 Wow. Good job, Jared. 420 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,360 Well, I mean, don't congratulate me. Congratulate Ed Chambers. 421 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,300 - Ed Chambers is you. - Well, I wish, but... 422 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:14,200 Gentlemen. You all said that it couldn't be done, 423 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,770 but it appears as if Sir Richard the Not-Short 424 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:20,580 hath now slain the slimy troll. 425 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,980 Stu Burke. R. Hendricks. 426 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:26,350 I got word that you called. I assume you spoke with my attorney, 427 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,120 Monsieur Ron Laflamme? 428 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,750 Yes, I did speak to Ron Laflamme. 429 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,320 What, pray tell, did he tell you when he called you? 430 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,990 Well, I called him, actually, 431 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:37,060 to tell him that the eight companies 432 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,430 you apparently tried to organize against me 433 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,800 have reached out to me preemptively to settle. 434 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,800 And because I appreciated that, 435 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,170 I offered them a very, very reasonable rate. 436 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:51,240 So, Richard Hendricks, fuck you. 437 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,380 Okay. Uh, yeah. 438 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,480 Uh-huh. 439 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,010 I understand. 440 00:20:58,580 --> 00:20:59,720 So, you're firm on that? 441 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,680 Well, bye then. 442 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:07,390 - So, your coalition fucked us? - Yes. 443 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,720 So, now we have to pay the $20,000? 444 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,290 Uh, not exactly. Because he... 445 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:16,400 Stu is saying that since all eight companies 446 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,330 have now licensed the patent, 447 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,070 he has a stronger case against us, 448 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,210 so, um, he'd actually like m-more money. 449 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,140 - How much? - Three hundred thousand dollars. 450 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:30,180 So, we just ate the Wheat Thin, didn't we? 451 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:33,120 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see any Wheat Thins. 452 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:35,150 Shall I add them to your shopping list? 453 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:37,250 Eh, sure. 454 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:40,920 Well, let's hope that Melcher doesn't hear about all this. 455 00:21:44,290 --> 00:21:47,430 You guys don't need all these lights on, do you? 456 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,560 Yes, we do. 457 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,130 Okay. Well, that should be fine. We should be fine. 458 00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,570 Um, fine from what? 459 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,940 That fridge is putting up a fight, 460 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,500 so I'm gonna have to try something with Anton. 461 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:59,840 Might put a little strain on the wiring, that's all. 462 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,340 I'll be in the garage. 463 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:05,710 Hey, Richard, but you're not seriously gonna defend yourself in court, right? 464 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,380 Well, Larry Flynt did it. 465 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:09,820 And Sir Walter Raleigh, 466 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,650 although he lost and was publicly beheaded. 467 00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:16,360 But you could argue that he eventually won in the court of history. 468 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:19,130 I get it. I should've settled. 469 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,690 Okay? And I didn't. 470 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,630 And you're right, I will probably lose, 471 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,770 but I'm not going down without a fight. 472 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,570 And I've got all of Monahan's discovery from the Hooli case right here, 473 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,070 so that's something. 474 00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,640 Oh my God. 475 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,280 This is from high school. 476 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:46,020 These are all my notes from the original build of Pied Piper 1.0, 477 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:52,220 back when it was just some stupid search app for music copyright... s. 478 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,100 Hold on. Hold on. 479 00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:01,470 What the fuck? 480 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,570 Sorry. Everybody okay? 481 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,610 I don't know, you fucking maniac! 482 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,570 - Are we? - Probably. 483 00:23:07,610 --> 00:23:10,940 Richard? What... what are you up to? 484 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,550 About six foot two, Jared. 485 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:21,220 Looks like I can slay that troll after all. 486 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,020 What am I looking at? 487 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:27,460 Well, you said that you used "Cancion De Amores" 488 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,130 to sue musicians, 489 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,330 claimed that they stole that song, right? 490 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,170 Bought two houses, put Jeremy through four years of college. 491 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,370 Six, and he's still 20 credits short. 492 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,240 Okay, well, he may want to consider financial aid, 493 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:43,010 um, because that little song there 494 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,240 was itself stolen from an old country song 495 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,310 called "I'm Cryin' 496 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:52,380 from 1967, a full eight years 497 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,420 before "Cancion De Amores." 498 00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:57,360 And I'm pretty sure Katrina and the Waves would want to know 499 00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:01,830 that they gave you a piece of "Walking on Sunshine" for nothing. 500 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:05,130 Mazda may want to pull that whole Super Bowl spot. 501 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:08,570 - Bullshit. - No, no, not bullshit. Computer science. 502 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,670 Yeah, and we can take it to court if you like, see who they believe: 503 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:16,210 perhaps the most advanced and sophisticated pattern-matching algorithm 504 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,510 ever devised by a fucking genius 505 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:23,310 or some old asshole who once sued Stevie Wonder. 506 00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:27,150 All right. What do you want, you little prick? 507 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:29,120 Correction, sir. 508 00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,220 I am a big prick. 509 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,260 Hello, my cold friend. 510 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,100 Hello? 511 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,330 Huh! Suck it, Jian-Yang. 512 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:46,170 Mmm. Ah. Huh. Huh. 513 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:48,440 You attack and destroy my refrigerator? 514 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,210 And you misspell my name. 515 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,310 I did. I had to overclock Anton, 516 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,710 but I was able to brute-force the backdoor password 517 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,910 to that chrome piece of shit in under 12 hours. 518 00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:59,920 And I added a little visual flair. 519 00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:02,050 Huh. Suck it, Jian-Yang. 520 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:08,880 So? 521 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,330 So... he bought it. Hook, line and sinker. 522 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,400 Yeah, he thinks the search results are real. 523 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,300 You trolled the troll. 524 00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:18,370 Yeah, yeah, for a second there, he wasn't buying it, 525 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,500 and then I just started babbling on about tech specs 526 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,340 until his eyes glazed over. 527 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:25,440 Well, as a result, we now have 528 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,750 a perpetual royalty-free license for the patent. 529 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,860 Yes! 530 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:33,120 See? I stuck to my guns and as a result, 531 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:35,780 we now have 20 grand we would have otherwise lost 532 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:39,550 if I had listened to you delicate little snowflakes and settled. 533 00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:41,720 Yeah? Twenty grand. 534 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,460 Yeah, so let me cum into a bucket and have you all drink it. 535 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:51,870 Uh, Richard? Could I have a... a moment? 536 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,700 Sorry about that. 537 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:56,470 I-I-I... I regretted it the second it came out of my mouth. 538 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:59,510 Richard. Well, yes, but... 539 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,180 - Here. - What's this? 540 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:06,650 Um, that is a bill from Ron Laflamme 541 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,690 for the paperwork he had to do to put your coalition of companies together. 542 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,450 Twenty-two thousand dollars? 543 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:15,220 Yeah. It's at the high end of standard. 544 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:18,460 So, it would've cost us slightly less if we'd have just... 545 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,000 Paid the troll? Well, that's true, 546 00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:23,530 but can you put a price on dignity? 547 00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:25,500 Apparently, I just did. 548 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,700 Do me a favor and don't tell the guys. 549 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:31,010 - Yeah. You have my utmost discretion. - Thank you. 550 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,680 Um, speaking of, Richard, I need to tell you something. 551 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,410 I had to let Ed Chambers go. 552 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:39,210 - Who? - My fictional supervisor. 553 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:43,620 He bragged to a sales rep at LaCroix about doing it to Sonia Sotomayor, 554 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:45,890 so Ed is no longer with us. 555 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,820 I'm sure we can manage. 556 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,620 He also was never actually with us. 557 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,460 - Right. Out of sight, out of mind. - 'Cause he was never real. 558 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:55,360 - And out of reality. - Yeah, well. 559 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:58,370 Oh, Ed Chambers. 560 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,000 Don't hit... No, no, no, no! Oh! 561 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,440 Fuck! 562 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,410 Yeah, a lot of these guys aren't man enough 563 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,940 to work for an all-female led VC firm, but not me. 564 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:12,580 I believe that the future is female. 565 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:15,720 And anyone who says otherwise can suck my fat dick. 566 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,780 Yo, yo, yo! 567 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,650 Woo! 568 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,820 Bachman, scoreboard. 569 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:23,260 Ah, scoreboard. Fuck. Shit. 570 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:24,390 Who made that one through the... 571 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:26,290 It was a three-pointer, dumb-ass! 572 00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:28,690 Three-pointer? What, are we in Europe? 573 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,630 Pass! 574 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,930 - Is he fucking with me? - Shoot it!