1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,170 A little to the right. The right more. More. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,600 More. Woof! Aces. 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,040 - We did it. - Busy? 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,410 Hey! Come on in. 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,210 I'm just putting the finishing touches 6 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:20,380 on Bachman's Operational Center. 7 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,350 Can you believe that I talked the ladies 8 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:25,350 into letting me keep that little piece of genius in here? 9 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:29,150 - Oh! Sweet. - Sweet indeed. It's human hair. 10 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:31,420 Where have you been? We've been trying to close your deal. 11 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:34,990 Monica and Laurie are really fighting me on one final deal point, 12 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:38,460 and I was getting bummed, so I turned my phone off, 13 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,130 went kitesurfing in Fiji. 14 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:43,100 When I got back, I was chill again, 15 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:45,770 and I got a message that they agreed. 16 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:47,140 So, you closed? 17 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,240 Yep! 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,440 What was that one little, pesky deal point? 19 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,980 I think you're gonna like it. 20 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:58,220 Fuck yeah! 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,830 A keyman clause? 22 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:16,130 Yes, and said keyman is none other than yours truly. 23 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:19,340 It's the highest honor that you can bestow on a VC. 24 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:22,070 Wow. So, you get shares in the company. 25 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:24,540 - No. - So, you get a seat on the board. 26 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:25,680 I do not. 27 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:29,580 - A bonus? - There's no cash involved, 28 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:34,480 but if Monica or Laurie tries to oust me from Bream-Hall, 29 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,820 Keenan Feldspar can void the deal and walk. 30 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:40,990 So, basically, this new title just means that you, 31 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:44,160 for sure, get to keep your shitty desk job. 32 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,430 Congratulations, but, Erlich, 33 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,530 can you please turn on the heat? It's freezing in here. 34 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,370 Tsk-tsk, Richard. Negativity. 35 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,430 Hey, have you seen Keenan's demo? 36 00:01:52,470 --> 00:01:54,640 Reddit is shitting itself over it. 37 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:57,240 Of course I've seen it. I'm his keyman. 38 00:01:57,270 --> 00:02:01,480 He gave me one of the first opportunities to shit myself over it. 39 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,410 - It's that good? - Guys, come on. 40 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:06,080 How good can it be? VR is just a fad. 41 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:10,750 Oh, Richard. I've forgotten what an envious little crone you can be. 42 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:14,590 Envious? Me? Of who? Keenan Feldspar? 43 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:18,130 Of course. Keenan was born with a golden horseshoe up his ass, 44 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,900 while you sit here toiling away in an icebox you call your home office, 45 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,030 cursed with the Midas touch of shit. 46 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:26,370 I'm not cursed, and the icebox 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,840 you're referring to is your house, okay? 48 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,510 What? 49 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:35,610 Uh, guys, I just got a billing alert from Azure. 50 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:38,210 Apparently, all of our cold data has gone hot, 51 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:41,110 so we've already exceeded our monthly server budget. 52 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:43,820 Monthly? Bullshit. It's been four days. 53 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:46,420 What the fuck? 54 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:49,290 We have to store Melcher's data there until we have enough phones. 55 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,560 We can't afford this. 56 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,730 I'm gonna call Melcher. 57 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,630 Hey, Richard. How we doing? 58 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:56,260 Is there something going on with your data? 59 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,500 Because it was basically parked until a few hours ago 60 00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:03,140 when it started flying on and off our network like crazy. 61 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:05,270 Well, aren't you... aren't you watching the weather channel? 62 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,310 No, why? Is there a hurricane or something? 63 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:10,140 - Worse. It's cold outside. - Okay. So? 64 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,910 California looses its mind when it gets cold. 65 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,680 Citrus trees start freezing. 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,520 Sometimes there's actual frost on the road, 67 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,920 you know, then people start filing claims like crazy. 68 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,990 Our whole office is going nuts right now. 69 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,160 Well, that kind 70 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,930 of data traffic is costing us a fortune. 71 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,860 That's the beauty of the deal we made, Richard. 72 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,860 You agreed to store our data for a flat rate. 73 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,900 Everyone else in my division is getting gouged 74 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:35,130 on their storage and bandwidth fees right now, 75 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:38,770 but thanks to you, I look like a genius. 76 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,610 - I'll tell Liz you say hi. - Oh. Oh no. 77 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,840 No, no, that's okay. 78 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,650 - What did he say? - He says hi. 79 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,220 And that we are responsible for the overages. 80 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,690 Fuck! Maybe you are cursed. 81 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,650 I'm not. That's ridiculous. There's no such thing. 82 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,590 Fucking what? 83 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:01,230 Richard, a bill of this size is going to be problematic. 84 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,030 Problematic? 85 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:06,460 Catastrophic. We're not gonna be able to pay that bill, 86 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,430 so our server's gonna get cut off, 87 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:10,340 which means we're gonna lose Melcher's data, 88 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:11,870 which means he's gonna sue us 89 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,870 and seize our assets and our patents, 90 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,970 and the entire future of the fucking Internet 91 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:19,210 is gonna belong to a fucking insurance company! 92 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,880 I can't take this shit anymore! 93 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,280 Admit it! We're fucked. 94 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,380 Okay, let's just think. Let's just think. 95 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:28,690 Dan Melcher runs a very conservative insurance company, 96 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,620 but even he was willing to pay us up front for data storage, right? 97 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:36,330 True. Although, that was complicated. 98 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,960 - What? - It... it's just a such a in-the-weeds deal. 99 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,830 Point being, we can find another customer, 100 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:47,070 and then use that upfront payment to cover Melcher's fees. 101 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:50,640 That's like getting a new credit card to pay off your old credit card. 102 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,610 Yeah, and as CFO, I should tell you we've already done that seven times. 103 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:57,250 Look, I don't have any moral issue with any of that, 104 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,780 but it was hard enough to get Melcher. 105 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,480 How the fuck are we gonna get a second Melcher? 106 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,690 It's cold out here. 107 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,590 Can almost see my breath, huh? 108 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,530 What do you want? 109 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:12,400 Well, uh... 110 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,300 it's just that the guys are a little agitated, 111 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:19,940 because we seem to be having minor money troubles. 112 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:22,370 I was thinking since you and Bream-Hall signed 113 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:25,240 such a big check over to Keenan Feldspar 114 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,740 and since you are his keyman, 115 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:30,650 maybe you could help set up a data storage deal like we had with Melcher? 116 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,680 Merely tens of minutes ago, 117 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,580 you were rubbing VR's face in a pile of its own make... 118 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,220 that means shit... 119 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:41,060 and now VR is supposed to be your lifeboat? 120 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:46,030 Just to remind you, Erlich, you are also an investor in Pied Piper. 121 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,430 It would be good for everyone, including you. 122 00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:50,230 Very well. 123 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:53,000 Fill me in on the details of your little proposal. 124 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,270 Pitch. 125 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,940 What do you mean? 126 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:58,510 You... you know the details. 127 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:01,040 You were there with me for every single pitch meeting. 128 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:06,580 And I'm sorry that I wasn't key in those meetings, 129 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:09,520 so I don't recall all of the little nitty-gritty details. 130 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:17,790 Saving you 25 percent on your data storage, 131 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:21,530 which makes us pretty deserving of the Weissman trophy. 132 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:24,970 You know, the Heisman trophy from athletics. 133 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,670 Dude. This demo is insane. 134 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,800 Gentlemen, you're stepping on Richard's laughs. 135 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,940 I'm sorry, but I walked up a hill, 136 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,340 and on top of the hill, there was a tavern. 137 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:38,010 And I walked into the tavern 138 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:40,280 and I could just look everywhere, and there was a barmaid. 139 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,820 Guess what. I walked right up to the barmaid, 140 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,990 and I just looked at her for a really long time. 141 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:48,390 This technology could change the world. 142 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:51,090 I'm not one to gush, but the possibilities 143 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:54,560 of your consequence-free reality are darkly promising. 144 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,300 So stoked you guys liked it. I hacked it together last summer 145 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:59,430 and I just guessed right on a lot of the details. 146 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,730 But if you think that was cool, 147 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:02,700 wait till you see our final hardware, 148 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,400 which is en route from China. 149 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,600 It's gorgeous. 150 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,770 Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 151 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,110 just 'cause, you know, this can be a tough business. 152 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:13,250 Is it? So, Richard... 153 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,450 you wanna try the demo? 154 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,420 Uh, no thanks. No, I'm... I'm not a VR guy. 155 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:21,450 Richard doesn't like things that are cool or fun or taste good. 156 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:23,260 Plus, it makes him queasy. 157 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:25,490 He has a sensitive constitution. 158 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:26,960 Ah, come on. You're gonna do it. 159 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,660 Look at him. He's gonna do it. 160 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:31,030 It's gonna be awesome! Come on! You're doing it! 161 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,260 - Come on, come on. After you. - Okay, sure. I guess. Fine. 162 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,270 Wow. 163 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,170 You really vomited a lot... 164 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:45,140 - and, like, immediately. - Yeah. Yeah. 165 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:48,380 - Bad luck, I guess. - Yeah, so... 166 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:53,150 Look, anyway, about that data storage deal? 167 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:56,690 Oh. Yeah. If Erlich says it works, that's good enough for me. Let's do it. 168 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,260 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 169 00:07:58,290 --> 00:07:59,320 Perfect. That's great. 170 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,390 Um... well, I guess we should get back to the house, 171 00:08:01,430 --> 00:08:03,360 - draw up some paperwork for that. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,500 We should be able to pull everything together by Monday. 173 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:10,470 Is it cool if we hang out, just to, like, play around with the VR some more? 174 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,070 Okay, but I'm sure Keenan's busy. 175 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,610 Nah! You guys should stay. 176 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,870 You want a beer? I just put in a fresh keg. 177 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:20,810 He put in a fresh keg. 178 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:24,380 - It's so warm in here. - That would be the subfloor heating. 179 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,120 I didn't even know I had it. 180 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:28,120 It just came with the house. 181 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:29,650 That's nice. 182 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:32,660 What are you telling me? Box Two is delayed? 183 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:36,590 We were already facing some design and production challenges, 184 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,290 but then this cold snap happened. 185 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:40,330 Apparently there was frost on the loading dock 186 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,200 at our microprocessor plant in Acton. 187 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,200 So, it's cold outside. 188 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,200 Why does everyone in this state have to be such a wimp about it? 189 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,770 Well, a semitruck slid right through the door and hit the main breaker panel 190 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:52,670 and melted down the entire facility. 191 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:54,940 The driver was incinerated, instantly. 192 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,480 I see. Well, our thoughts and prayers, obviously, 193 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,480 but we'll still be ready to roll out in time 194 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,780 for Hoolicon, right? 195 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:06,520 Guys. Hey. I'm not Gavin Belson. 196 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,960 You can be honest with me? How many days will this set us back? 197 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:13,260 We're going to miss delivery of product... 198 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,900 by two quarters. 199 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:23,240 You realize Hoolicon is in one week, right? 200 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:26,440 I mean, it's my first Hoolicon as CEO of this company. 201 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,840 I... I'm supposed to get up on stage, 202 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,880 in front of an audience of thousands, 203 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:35,550 and deliver a keynote presentation built entirely 204 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,890 around the release of Box Two! 205 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,090 I was going to descend onto the stage, 206 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,690 in a giant box. 207 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,390 Boom! 208 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,860 Jack-in-the-box. 209 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,560 Then Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather 210 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,960 were gonna come out and box 211 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,570 over who was gonna get to take home the first new box! 212 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,800 These are world-class puns! Now I got nothing! 213 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,440 Hello? 214 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,010 Hey, guys! 215 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,380 I have something to show you. 216 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:08,150 - Have you been here all weekend? - Is that the sushi guy? 217 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,750 Matching pajamas. 218 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,550 You guys look like you're in a cult. 219 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,320 Oh, Keenan gets these for free. 220 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,760 Yeah, we're not gonna wear the same thing three days straight. 221 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,560 You gotta come check this out. 222 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:19,860 This way! 223 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:29,670 Wow. I didn't feel sick at all, not once. 224 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,370 Not even going up the hill? 225 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:34,010 No. No... no nausea at all. 226 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,640 Yeah, I felt fine the entire time. 227 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,110 What'd you do? Did you reduce the latency? 228 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,810 I didn't. You did! 229 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,380 Dinesh and Gilfoyle helped me integrate 230 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,550 your middle-out compression algorithm into my codec. 231 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:46,750 - I'm sorry. What? - It's off the charts now, man! 232 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,750 We were even able to push the barmaid to the cloud. 233 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,690 These two guys are mad geniuses. 234 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,020 Hang on. I have something for ya. 235 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,390 Mm-hmm. 236 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,530 What the fuck? 237 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,400 You just gave our proprietary technology 238 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:04,170 to this asshole without even running it by me first? 239 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,400 - Are you serious? - We were just hanging out, 240 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,110 and he was like, "We should try it," and he said we could delete it, 241 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:10,540 and then he started getting really excited. 242 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,140 And then he said, you know, "You're doing it," a bunch of times, 243 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,380 and then we did it. And then we started getting really excited, 244 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,850 - and it was so exciting. - And it worked. 245 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,680 The VR is rad now. 246 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,520 Gilfoyle, "rad"? 247 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,860 You are wearing the exact same pajamas as Dinesh, 248 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,490 and you're saying "rad" now? 249 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:31,560 You have been sucked entirely into his little... Keenan vortex. 250 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,960 Okay. 251 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,970 I grant you, with... 252 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,570 the benefit of even a second's distance, 253 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,870 this isn't a good look. 254 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,840 I don't know. I think we look rad. 255 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:43,070 Just... just hear Keenan out, okay? 256 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:46,180 - On what? - Here you go, Richard. 257 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,240 - What's this? - It's an offer. 258 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,010 - I want to acquire Pied Piper. - Oh. 259 00:11:56,690 --> 00:12:00,990 Bingo... 2009, the HooliPad touchscreen was recalled 260 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,790 five days before Gavin Belson's Hoolicon keynote. 261 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:07,630 Now, if he can pull something together that fast, certainly I can. 262 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:09,800 Well, sir, I really don't see the value 263 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,000 in you comparing yourself so closely to Gavin Belson. 264 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,940 Meaning what exactly? 265 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:15,670 Nothing. Just that... 266 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:19,780 he's considered the greatest showman the tech world has ever seen. 267 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:23,010 I mean, just look at him. 268 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:24,350 We've blown away 269 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,450 the FIPS 140-2 standard for security, 270 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,920 and that's been certified by NIST/CSE, as you can see... 271 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,320 Wow. - there. 272 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,730 Look at the confidence, the poise. 273 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,030 Look at the stage presence. 274 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:42,360 is accessible... here we go... 275 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,730 through the drop-down menu... 276 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,440 - there. - How could I top that? 277 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,900 Oh, I don't think anyone ever will. 278 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,970 When he looked at you, you felt like you were 279 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:55,010 - the only two people in the world. - Hoover. 280 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,810 Yes, sir. 281 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,380 Get the fuck out of my office this instant. 282 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,750 Sorry, sir. 283 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,990 Anyone here use our enterprise server? 284 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,590 We've taken secure authentication 285 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,690 - to a whole other level. - Jack Barker... 286 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,160 you're gonna need a miracle. 287 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:12,130 Anyone care to talk secure biometrics? 288 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,600 Well, considering our looming debts, 289 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,400 and the embryonic state of our network, 290 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,400 this is a very generous offer. 291 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,170 But we're not for sale, guys. 292 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,640 Richard, listen, it's like we've been lost at sea 293 00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:24,440 for a long time on a tiny boat, 294 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,740 and there is no wind. 295 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,540 And now, through sheer luck, 296 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,910 we've just happen to drift right up to Hawaii. 297 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,780 Now, we can continue sailing into the unknown, 298 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,850 and probably sink or die of starvation or scurvy, 299 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,290 or we can get off in Hawaii. 300 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,220 Let's get off in Hawaii. 301 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,620 - What's so good about Hawaii? - Have you never been? 302 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,130 - No. - It's very nice. 303 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,360 I think we should take it. 304 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,230 Okay, everything Keenan touches turns to gold, 305 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,330 and you... 306 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,330 are different than that. 307 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:57,400 I want to go to Hawaii. 308 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,910 Fucking Keenan Feldspar. 309 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,640 How dare he put me in this position? 310 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,010 Everything just comes so easy to him. 311 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,920 He invents one little thing, and then he's gonna make a billion dollars, 312 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,580 and just, "Oh, Keenan Feldspar gets whatever he wants," 313 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,950 and now I have to be the ogre that says no to him. Great. 314 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:18,520 Richard, you are my captain, and I'm your mate. 315 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,030 And I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin, 316 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,530 and I will eat hardtack, and I will say, "Thank you." 317 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,830 And if duty requires, I will stand on deck, 318 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:29,070 and I will salute you as we sink beneath the waves. 319 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,940 But as poor as our odds are, 320 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,510 I'm worried that if we turn down this offer, 321 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,940 we will lose the rest of our crew, 322 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,440 and if that happens, you will lose everything, 323 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,350 Richard. Your algorithm. 324 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,850 So, you're saying that 325 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,580 if I say no to this... 326 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,520 I risk having a mutiny on my hands. 327 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,290 Aye, Captain. 328 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,720 Thanks. 329 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,970 Fuck you, Keenan Feldspar. 330 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:10,110 - Whoa. - Problem? 331 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,910 Your counteroffer here is really, really high. 332 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:17,210 Yes, but after crunching the old numbies, um, 333 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,780 there's no way we could make an acquisition work 334 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,050 for even just a penny less than that number right there, 335 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,090 you know, what with the patent and the IP. 336 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,120 And you said yourself, my guys are the best. 337 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,360 So, Keenan, as you know, the best is expensive. 338 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:32,430 This is more than I just took in funding from Bream-Hall, 339 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,230 and you want all cash. 340 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:36,000 - I can't do that. - Really? 341 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:39,700 Oh... rats. Rats, rats, rats. 342 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,010 Weird. 343 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,740 I wanted this to happen, but it didn't. 344 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:48,780 That sucks. I wanted it too, very badly. 345 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:51,750 But, um... you know, what they say in life, 346 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,380 "You can't always get what you want." 347 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,420 This feeling sucks. 348 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,990 Trust me, you get used to it. 349 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,060 Wait. Keenan said no? 350 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:02,870 To us? 351 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,190 I guess you can never really know someone 352 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,630 until you ask them to put their money where their mouth is. 353 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,570 You know, kind of a shitty thing to do. 354 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,440 Kind of a shitty little dude. 355 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,670 Anyway, well, lesson learned. 356 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,570 Anyhoo, as soon as Erlich comes in 357 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:23,080 and brings us our signed data storage contract 358 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,680 from Keenan, we'll be all set. We'll be back in business. 359 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,880 Huh? Go team. Let's celebrate. 360 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,850 Let's... let's put on some music. We never do that. 361 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,920 What was the number? 362 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,120 - What number? - Your counteroffer to Keenan. 363 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,790 What was the number you went back to him with? 364 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,930 Well, Gilfoyle, to be honest, these deals are pretty complicated. 365 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,760 Richard, what was the number? 366 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,530 Twenty-five million fucking dollars. 367 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,670 Wait. What? 368 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,770 You heard the man-child right. 369 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:52,140 Richie had the quail eggs to counter 25 million. 370 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,270 Isn't that right, Richard? 371 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,680 What? That's fucking crazy. 372 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,080 Yeah, I thought so too, 373 00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,180 but you know what's even crazier than that? 374 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,620 You guys got yourself a fucking deal! 375 00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,590 What? 376 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:10,060 Okay, so this is $25 million? This is real? 377 00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:12,890 - As crystal. - Yeah, I'm... I'm not gonna lie, 378 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,790 when you first told me that number, 379 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,730 I had a feeling of mad. 380 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,900 But then I had lunch, and after that I was a little tired, 381 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,840 but I mostly felt pretty okay. 382 00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,500 And that's when it hit me. 383 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,570 This is a guy who knows how valuable he is! 384 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,610 It got me to thinking that perhaps I had undervalued my own company, 385 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,050 especially because now I have this baller algorithm 386 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,510 that's solving all my latency issues. 387 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:37,020 - Well, my algorithm. - So, I called Big Cat here, 388 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,820 and we slid that new demo over to Raviga. 389 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,790 Ed Chen liked it so much, he offered to triple the Bream-Hall deal. 390 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,820 But the Bream-Hall deal is signed. It's done, right? 391 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:50,860 Was done. Enter the keyman, the big cat. 392 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:55,930 You see, if I quit Bream-Hall, then Keenan is free to do whatever he wants. 393 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,800 - You quit Bream-Hall? - Two hours ago. 394 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,040 Ten minutes later, we were in a handshake deal at Raviga. 395 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,910 This adorable little wombat made clear his intentions 396 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,410 that he wants me to be the new COO 397 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,820 of his company, along with a five percent stake. 398 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:14,190 And now, we can all work together on this dope-ass shit 399 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,520 and make a fuck-ton of money while we're doing it! 400 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,960 See? It always works out. 401 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,390 - It does. Who's drinking? - To the palapa! Yeah! 402 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,430 Pour me one, Big Cat! 403 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,100 Jared, there's no pink glasses! 404 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:28,870 Richard, I know you think I'm a bullshit artist. 405 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,830 It's okay. I totally am. 406 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:34,270 I have this gift where I can make people do whatever I want 'em to do, 407 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,330 and they don't even realize they're doing it. 408 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:35,670 Right. 409 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,980 Richard, you have the greatest technology that I've ever seen. 410 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,510 You can change the fucking world. 411 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,710 You just have to get people excited about it. 412 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,050 That's where I come in. You and me together, bro? 413 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,520 Look how strong this is. Fucking forget about it. 414 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,720 We're gonna be fucking cutting class and crushing ass. 415 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,390 You really think that you can get people excited about Pied Piper? 416 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,930 Richard, that's what I do. 417 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,760 You know you're doing it. Oh, I can see it. 418 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,700 He knows. The wheels are already turning. 419 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,330 Well... 420 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,100 - Maybe. - Come on, you're fucking doing it! 421 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,620 Let's do it, buddy! Let's fucking do it! 422 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,200 Okay. Yeah. 423 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,640 - Come on! - Well, okay. 424 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:11,270 - Jared, here we go. - Oh, I'm just gonna wait. 425 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,340 - Okay, here you are. - Yeah! 426 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,780 Get out there! 427 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,850 - Richard? - Yeah. 428 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,980 Are... are we okay? 429 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,490 Uh, no, Jared, we're... we're not okay. 430 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,020 We're fucking rich. 431 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:45,640 Sorry, it's a bit nutty around here. 432 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,510 Yeah. Well, I just wanna say, 433 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:52,310 how sorry I am that Erlich flaked on you guys. 434 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:55,580 - Not your fault. - Also... 435 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,750 and I know this might piss you off to some degree, 436 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,590 I have decided to make a deal with Keenan Feldspar. 437 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,220 What? Why? 438 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:06,090 He made a... really good offer. 439 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:10,130 Lots of money, and... he's got my back, so. 440 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:12,400 Right, well, it's not like him to talk you into a deal 441 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,340 and then just totally fuck you over. 442 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:18,170 Yeah. No. Look, he's copped up to all that. 443 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:21,910 I mean, he was very honest about the whole Keenan vortex thing, so. 444 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,840 Well, you don't think his discussing the vortex 445 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,080 is just a way of pulling you into the vortex? 446 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,020 No. Wh-why would he... wh... 447 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,920 Son of a bitch. 448 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,090 Yeah. 449 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,460 Okay, look, Richard, 450 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,730 what I'm about to tell you is a huge breach of ethics, 451 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:46,670 but it's gonna save you from making a big mistake. 452 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,240 Keenan and Erlich's little keyman game 453 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:52,410 is the greatest thing that happened to this firm. 454 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,980 - I'd like to hear why. - "A," no more Erlich. 455 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,680 And if that weren't enough, we get our $20 million back. 456 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:02,650 But the biggest reason is that we realized once we took a look under the hood, 457 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,480 Keenan's tech is dog shit. 458 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,850 No. No, it's not dog shit. 459 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,960 I thought so too, but then I tried the demo, 460 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:12,160 and it's pretty amazing. There's this point in the tavern, 461 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:13,560 uh, where you meet this barmaid, 462 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,630 and you can look wherever you want, 463 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,100 however long you want. 464 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:20,670 Yeah, well, um, look, the demo is amazing... 465 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,030 when you run it on a $10,000 rig. 466 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,900 But the future of VR is mobile, 467 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,210 and there's no phone on Earth that could handle that demo, 468 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,070 let alone the full-bloated platform. 469 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:32,010 Isn't that why Keenan has acquired us? 470 00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,710 I mean, to help him figure that out? 471 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,810 No, he just wants you to make the demo better 472 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:38,220 so he can take as much money off the table as he can. 473 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,090 He'll walk away rich, the company will crater, 474 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,050 and you will go down with it, 475 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:44,920 and that would be the end of Pied Piper. 476 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,360 Richard, you have to tell Keenan that you're not gonna take this deal. 477 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,400 Fuck. What do I do? 478 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:57,570 How am I supposed to tell the guys that I'm taking away their payday? 479 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,200 You don't understand. Keenan had us pouring champagne 480 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,240 all over each other like a bunch of fucking douchebags. 481 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,280 I honestly don't think they even care that the tech is shit. 482 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,740 They just want to go to Hawaii. 483 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,980 - Hawaii? - It's a metaphor we've been using. 484 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:14,650 We're pirates, and our ship is sinking, 485 00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:16,350 and Keenan is Hawaii. 486 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,420 This is what you talk about all day? 487 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,960 Look. This deal was our only hope, 488 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:26,160 and, with all due respect, you run your own firm, 489 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,530 and you're not exactly chomping at the chance to fund us, are you? 490 00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:31,170 Because you're still theoretical. 491 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,370 Look, I'll make you a promise. If you can get all of Melcher's data 492 00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:36,570 onto a stable network of mobile devices 493 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,410 and prove that this works, 494 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,810 I will fund your "A" round. 495 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,880 - Really? - You have my word, 496 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:44,010 but you have to tell Keenan no deal. 497 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,810 Uh, guys? 498 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,940 Oh, he came in the front this time. 499 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:17,680 Oh. So, we need to talk to you. 500 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:19,810 You need to talk to me? 501 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:21,720 You may want to have a seat. 502 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,520 Okay. 503 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:30,930 Is that a new... sweater? 504 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,800 Hey, Richard, there's some bad news. 505 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:40,400 Richard, right before Keenan signed the Raviga deal, 506 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,200 somebody else swooped in and offered him 507 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,640 an absurd amount of money for his company, 508 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,880 - and he took it. - Really? 509 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,280 So, Keenan sold his company. 510 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,050 Deal's off the table. 511 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,050 We're not going to Hawaii. 512 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,790 Oh... no. 513 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:01,790 Oh, no. 514 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:05,230 Listen, Richard, we know you fought really hard for this deal. 515 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,660 We will never forget that. 516 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,360 Yeah, I did, and I would gladly fight 517 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,600 for it and you guys again. 518 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:13,970 Gosh damn. 519 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:17,000 Argh. 520 00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:19,740 You don't seem that mad. 521 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,910 I am. I am, Gilfoyle. I'm pissed. 522 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,110 If... if you need to kick another hole in the door, 523 00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:26,580 - we'd understand. - Oh yeah. No, I... I might. 524 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:28,310 I might have to. Really, I just... 525 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,550 If I don't calm down, I will. 526 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:32,420 I will take you up on that. 527 00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:34,250 Who, uh... 528 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,660 - Who did he sell to? - The only other company 529 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:40,430 that could guarantee viable middle-out compression. 530 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,860 - Hooli. - Yup. 531 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,600 Hooli. He sold to Hooli. 532 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:45,970 What a dick move. 533 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,500 Yeah, I mean, that's not the half of it. 534 00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:51,640 I mean, once he figured out what Erlich's five percent would be worth, 535 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,140 he left him out in the cold. 536 00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:57,280 Wait. He... he got Erlich to quit his job 537 00:24:57,310 --> 00:24:59,280 and then cut him out of the deal? 538 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:00,950 Mm-hmm. - Jesus. 539 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,280 We thought you were cursed, but maybe it was just 540 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,920 your proximity to Erlich. 541 00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:07,090 I mean, that dude must've driven a van 542 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,690 over a bunch of gypsies in a previous life. 543 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,190 - Where is he? - I saw him grab his lighter 544 00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:16,360 and his bong and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago. 545 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,130 Isn't that his bong right there? 546 00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:22,700 Well, shit. 547 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:34,950 Guys, there's a fire! 548 00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:36,580 We need the fire guys. 549 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,850 Someone call the fire guys! 550 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,820 Erlich! 551 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,540 Hey, buddy. 552 00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:03,510 Still not talking, huh? 553 00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,780 You've been out here all night. It's freezing. 554 00:26:06,810 --> 00:26:09,180 You sure you don't wanna come back inside? 555 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,220 Yeah, it was a nice palapa. 556 00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:21,690 Well, concrete's still pretty warm from the fire. 557 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:24,030 He should be okay for at least a few more hours. 558 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,300 Well, that's probably longer than we'll be in business. 559 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:29,830 Yeah, we got our first past-due notice from Azure. 560 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:32,540 They said we have five business days till they cut us off. 561 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:35,570 If you guys wanna feel worse... 562 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,040 check this out. 563 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:42,110 Come join us 564 00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:43,580 for an epic gathering 565 00:26:43,610 --> 00:26:47,920 where we come together as one people, as visionaries. 566 00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:51,650 Is this not the most exciting time to be in technology? 567 00:26:51,690 --> 00:26:54,590 The whole thing is just like, "Wow." 568 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:59,230 The most transformative technology event in the world. 569 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,030 Hoolicon. 570 00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,900 See you all at Hoolicon! 571 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:06,130 I hope you're excited. I know "vee are." 572 00:27:06,170 --> 00:27:08,000 Yeah, VR. 573 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,440 Fucking Keenan Feldspar. 574 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:15,940 Jared, how many people attend to Hoolicon? 575 00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,680 About a quarter of a million... 576 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,910 over the whole weekend. 577 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:21,010 And, Gilfoyle, um, how many more phones 578 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:22,880 do we need to get us off Azure? 579 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,850 A hundred and twenty-three thousand, 580 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:26,320 give or take. 581 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:29,020 Dinesh, how much are tickets to Hoolicon? 582 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:31,560 Why would I have that information?