1 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:04,468 Something's wrong with your 2 00:00:04,498 --> 00:00:06,871 "Frunk". It's all "Frucked" up. 3 00:00:09,349 --> 00:00:12,351 I've instituted an operation to safeguard our interests. 4 00:00:12,419 --> 00:00:14,453 Uh, Gavin Belson's office, please. 5 00:00:14,521 --> 00:00:17,963 You wanted me to unite the teams? They are united against me. 6 00:00:18,198 --> 00:00:20,238 If I'm not inspirational enough for you, 7 00:00:20,268 --> 00:00:21,660 well then, there's the door. 8 00:00:23,929 --> 00:00:27,231 I will approve you as the sole beneficiary and the 9 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,134 official executor of Mr. Bachman's estate. 10 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:31,805 This is my incubator now. 11 00:00:31,835 --> 00:00:33,655 You can't just kick us out Jin Yang. 12 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:47,399 Wait a second. 13 00:00:47,429 --> 00:00:50,040 So, the guy who just kicked me out of my house 14 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:52,101 now owns 10% of my company? 15 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:54,332 Technically, he kicked you out of his house. 16 00:00:54,366 --> 00:00:57,434 And he inherited all of Mr. Bachman's assets 17 00:00:57,469 --> 00:01:00,682 including his 10% of Pied Piper. 18 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:03,402 - By faking his death. - Allegedly! 19 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:04,556 Look, Richie. 20 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,420 You didn't actually lose anything here, okay? 21 00:01:07,455 --> 00:01:09,823 Bachman is the aggrieved party, 22 00:01:09,858 --> 00:01:11,658 and if he is actually still alive, 23 00:01:11,694 --> 00:01:14,127 he'll get his 10% back when he shows up. 24 00:01:14,163 --> 00:01:16,296 In the meantime, is it really any worse 25 00:01:16,331 --> 00:01:18,430 if it belongs to this Yang guy? 26 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,032 No, I guess not. 27 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:22,267 So what's your real beef here then, huh, Richie? 28 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:23,402 You got something against him? 29 00:01:23,437 --> 00:01:27,242 You don't have, like, a bias against Asians, do you? 30 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:30,342 - Richard? - No, I don't. 31 00:01:30,377 --> 00:01:32,745 No, I just don't like being kicked out of my house. 32 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:34,445 By a...? 33 00:01:34,481 --> 00:01:35,947 N-Nothing. By no one! 34 00:01:35,982 --> 00:01:37,462 By any race! 35 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:39,753 Yeah, I'm hearing something different. 36 00:01:41,154 --> 00:01:42,371 You'd tell me if you harbored 37 00:01:42,401 --> 00:01:44,676 - nativist feelings, nwouldn't you? - Yes. 38 00:01:46,405 --> 00:01:47,459 Dana? 39 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:49,091 Oh, hey. 40 00:01:49,697 --> 00:01:50,697 Hey! 41 00:01:51,017 --> 00:01:52,430 Dana, this is Richard Hendricks. 42 00:01:52,466 --> 00:01:54,565 He's the CEO of Pied Piper. 43 00:01:54,601 --> 00:01:55,572 And, Richard, 44 00:01:55,602 --> 00:01:58,302 - this is Dana, CEO of Quiver. - Oh, yeah. 45 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,137 Yeah, I hear you guys are giving Akami a run for their money. 46 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,120 Oh, yeah. 47 00:02:04,711 --> 00:02:06,543 Dana and I kept finding ourselves 48 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:09,197 on the same bathroom schedule back at Hooli. 49 00:02:09,281 --> 00:02:11,280 You know, men and their cycles. 50 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:17,382 You know what? 51 00:02:17,412 --> 00:02:19,255 You guys should get a meal together. 52 00:02:19,925 --> 00:02:22,025 Right? You're... You're kindred spirits. 53 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,860 You're both CEOs. You have a lot in common. 54 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:25,445 Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep. 55 00:02:25,584 --> 00:02:27,328 Well, Richard, you're free tomorrow night. 56 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:28,490 But I'm not. 57 00:02:28,766 --> 00:02:30,933 I have a big party at my house. 58 00:02:30,968 --> 00:02:32,411 A lot of people I don't know. 59 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:34,348 So, see ya! 60 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:40,709 What was that? 61 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:42,826 I don't need you to make friends for me. 62 00:02:42,856 --> 00:02:44,388 Oh, I just think you could benefit 63 00:02:44,422 --> 00:02:46,151 from a friendship with someone like Dana, 64 00:02:46,181 --> 00:02:47,547 who's so much like yourself. 65 00:02:47,928 --> 00:02:50,465 Like me? You think that guy's like me? 66 00:02:53,418 --> 00:02:54,532 I just thought of something. 67 00:02:54,568 --> 00:02:55,988 Do you guys want to come to my party? 68 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:58,378 Dana, that's so gracious of you. 69 00:02:58,587 --> 00:03:00,225 That would be delightful. 70 00:03:00,576 --> 00:03:01,965 Okay, bye. 71 00:03:02,771 --> 00:03:03,778 Mm-kay. 72 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,445 You don't see it? 73 00:03:08,529 --> 00:03:09,616 It's uncanny. 74 00:03:19,379 --> 00:03:21,888 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 75 00:03:22,508 --> 00:03:24,042 Look at this. This is what they're asking 76 00:03:24,077 --> 00:03:26,377 for a one-bedroom apartment in Menlo Park. 77 00:03:27,509 --> 00:03:28,579 Oh. 78 00:03:28,994 --> 00:03:30,053 What? 79 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,450 Well, I can comfortably afford 80 00:03:32,485 --> 00:03:34,251 my new one-bedroom apartment. 81 00:03:34,454 --> 00:03:37,143 You and I make the same amount of money. 82 00:03:38,213 --> 00:03:40,758 I'm just wondering, what is the difference? 83 00:03:40,793 --> 00:03:43,193 Could it be that I didn't spend all my money 84 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:45,562 on an absurdly over-priced electric car? 85 00:03:45,597 --> 00:03:47,030 Gilfoyle! 86 00:03:47,378 --> 00:03:49,032 So kind of you to join us. 87 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:50,363 You're welcome. 88 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,739 Yeah! Uh, well, it's, uh, 2:00 PM. 89 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,008 So, fourth day in a row you missed the stand-up meeting. 90 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:56,122 Correct. 91 00:03:56,411 --> 00:03:58,044 Maybe you should hold it later. 92 00:03:58,079 --> 00:04:00,246 Okay, 'cause we literally moved it 93 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,744 from 9:00 to 11:00 to accommodate you. 94 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:06,019 So do you mind telling us when you feel like you can make it in? 95 00:04:06,054 --> 00:04:08,021 Sure. Whenever you hold the meeting, 96 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,789 - I'll be in an hour after that. - Okay, well... 97 00:04:11,892 --> 00:04:15,196 What the fuck was that? 98 00:04:15,299 --> 00:04:18,724 Uh, that's the song "You Suffer" by Napalm Death. 99 00:04:19,537 --> 00:04:22,171 Oh, yeah? That's... that's a whole song? That's like a second. 100 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:23,256 It's an alert. 101 00:04:23,286 --> 00:04:26,563 Whenever the price of Bitcoin dips below a certain value, 102 00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:28,843 it's no longer efficient to mine. 103 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:30,840 When it comes back up, it is. 104 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:33,325 So, I need to know when it breaks that threshold, 105 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,260 so that I can remotely toggle my rig at home. 106 00:04:35,296 --> 00:04:38,830 Okay. Any idea how often that might happen? 107 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,294 Bitcoin is very volatile. 108 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:42,761 So... 109 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:44,733 That's just so loud. 110 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:47,215 - A lot. - Good. Alright, well... 111 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:49,534 maybe turn it down or something? 112 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,479 Oh, fuck. 113 00:04:53,369 --> 00:04:55,841 What's up? You guys working hard or hardly working? 114 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:57,998 'Sup? 115 00:05:00,274 --> 00:05:03,175 Hey, buds. How's it going? 116 00:05:04,312 --> 00:05:06,520 Man, these Bay Area rents, huh? 117 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,950 High AF. 118 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,391 How's a guy supposed to live by himself, 119 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:12,355 or lady, by herself? 120 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:15,177 Especially on an everyman coder's salary, you feel me? 121 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:17,512 Are you offering us a cost of living raise? 122 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,988 Nope! Not at all. Even better. 123 00:05:20,151 --> 00:05:22,123 If one of you dudes is strapped for cash, 124 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:23,397 do you a solid. 125 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:26,021 Move in, split the rent "fiddy-fiddy." 126 00:05:26,182 --> 00:05:30,057 Or, 40/ "siddy" depending on square footage of bedrooms. 127 00:05:30,094 --> 00:05:32,127 Come on! Think about it! 128 00:05:32,163 --> 00:05:33,134 Jazzy Jeff! 129 00:05:33,164 --> 00:05:34,362 Hold up! 130 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:38,093 Hey, uh, you got space in your crib? 131 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:39,722 Um... 132 00:05:40,003 --> 00:05:41,736 Yes, I-I have a room. 133 00:05:41,771 --> 00:05:42,887 Hmm? 134 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,071 Fuck. Yeah. 135 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,608 Fuck yeah! 136 00:05:47,643 --> 00:05:49,300 There he is! 137 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:55,811 Nice place. 138 00:05:56,185 --> 00:05:57,115 Yeah. 139 00:05:57,145 --> 00:05:59,378 That's what a billion-dollar evaluation will get you. 140 00:05:59,724 --> 00:06:02,648 Hey, what a great topic of conversation for you and Dana. 141 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:07,237 - Dana! - Oh, hey. 142 00:06:07,393 --> 00:06:10,063 You're just standing there. Like a cool cowboy. 143 00:06:10,305 --> 00:06:11,504 Hey, yeah. 144 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,539 I-I really like your place. 145 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:15,115 Yeah, me too. 146 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,853 Well, he liked it, so he bought it. 147 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,191 Right? Just like you and that hoodie. 148 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:22,580 So, Dana, interesting story. 149 00:06:22,823 --> 00:06:25,485 Uh, the reason Richard has this bandage on his neck, 150 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,126 and that he's got one on his hand, 151 00:06:27,156 --> 00:06:29,789 is because he got so exhausted during a code sprint, 152 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:32,313 that he walked through a plate-glass window. 153 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,896 Now, I-I read on Pando that you got injured also 154 00:06:34,926 --> 00:06:36,083 early on at your company? 155 00:06:36,118 --> 00:06:37,552 You should tell Richard that story. 156 00:06:37,587 --> 00:06:40,290 Right? Interesting topic between CEOs. 157 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:42,559 If you want. I mean, you don't have to. 158 00:06:42,589 --> 00:06:44,311 Alright, I'm gonna go mingle. 159 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:46,299 Go get 'em. 160 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:51,678 So, how did you hurt yourself? 161 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,431 I tried to commit suicide. 162 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:01,997 Cool. Not... You know, interesting. 163 00:07:05,445 --> 00:07:08,979 Oh, wow! You cashed another beer, you partier. 164 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,049 I haven't cut loose in so long. 165 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:13,717 I'll probably get sloshed off of one beer, 166 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:14,986 and start babbling. 167 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,355 That's, um... 168 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:20,418 Let's have a beer, right? Let's celebrate! 169 00:07:20,454 --> 00:07:23,224 New job! New roomies! 170 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:24,815 New Internet, right? 171 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:27,993 I said I'd get sloshed off of one beer, crazy man. 172 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,729 Okay, um... 173 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:31,529 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night. 174 00:07:31,564 --> 00:07:32,830 No, no, no! You know what? Hold on! 175 00:07:32,866 --> 00:07:34,965 I'll have... I'll have one beer! 176 00:07:35,303 --> 00:07:37,431 I'm not saying I don't like to party, Jeff. 177 00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:41,338 You like vodka? Let's have a vodka. 178 00:07:41,952 --> 00:07:43,474 Yeah! Let's do vodka. 179 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:44,753 Okay! 180 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:46,308 Yeah. 181 00:07:47,613 --> 00:07:49,013 That's so much of it. 182 00:07:49,048 --> 00:07:50,961 That's a normal amount right there. 183 00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:52,062 Is it? 184 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:54,192 I like it. 185 00:07:54,228 --> 00:07:55,360 It's really cool. 186 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,795 So, who painted it? 187 00:07:57,613 --> 00:07:58,664 A machine. 188 00:07:59,945 --> 00:08:01,445 It's actually the first work of art 189 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,280 made by AI to be sold at Sotheby's. 190 00:08:03,601 --> 00:08:05,201 Sorry I'm late, Dana. I got caught up. 191 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:08,527 Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're... you're Richard Hendricks. 192 00:08:09,099 --> 00:08:09,999 Mm-hmm. 193 00:08:10,029 --> 00:08:11,328 Sorry, I'm, uh, Ben Burkhardt. 194 00:08:11,363 --> 00:08:12,797 I'm... I'm Dana's COO. 195 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,315 Dana told me he invited you. I'm so psyched you came! 196 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:16,307 Yeah. 197 00:08:16,337 --> 00:08:18,096 I got... I have so many questions for you, man. 198 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:19,902 Do you want to grab a drink or do you want to stay here? 199 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:21,271 - There. Yeah. - Oh, great. 200 00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:30,084 I mean, even way back when I was finishing my PhD at MIT, 201 00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:31,659 I would tell anyone that would listen 202 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:34,428 that a decentralized system was the obvious eventuality. 203 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,684 - Yep. - And now it's more necessary than ever. 204 00:08:36,714 --> 00:08:39,014 I mean, the stuff Google and Facebook are getting away with. 205 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:40,082 - It's insane. Totally. - Right? 206 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:41,983 That's why I've always said that the user's data 207 00:08:42,018 --> 00:08:43,075 should be in the hands of consumers, 208 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,171 not the corporations. 209 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:46,188 100%, but see, that can't happen, 210 00:08:46,223 --> 00:08:48,234 until someone iterates a functional alternative. 211 00:08:48,459 --> 00:08:50,559 Which, I believe, Richard, 212 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:51,843 I believe you're about to do. 213 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,994 Well, I don't know. Trying to, yeah. 214 00:08:54,331 --> 00:08:57,099 Have you solved, uh, co-locating data with the compute test? 215 00:08:58,101 --> 00:08:59,400 How do you know about that? 216 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:01,061 - Do you code? - I used to, man. 217 00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:02,570 Uh, yeah, I loved it so much, 218 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:05,672 but, you know, I got drawn over to the business side. 219 00:09:06,209 --> 00:09:07,146 Richard! 220 00:09:07,176 --> 00:09:08,242 There you are! 221 00:09:08,277 --> 00:09:09,843 - Hey. Jared Dunn. - Hi! Ben Burkhardt. 222 00:09:09,878 --> 00:09:12,179 Hey, Dana. So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai. 223 00:09:12,215 --> 00:09:14,084 I gotta make a call, so, excuse me, guys. 224 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,114 Oh. 225 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:17,380 So, um, Dana was just telling me 226 00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:19,382 that he prefers a late lunch, too. 227 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,704 Just like... 228 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:23,293 Is that right? 229 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,013 Kind of. 230 00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:27,390 Well, I see a colleague. 231 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:29,658 I'll leave you guys to... to chat. 232 00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:32,024 - Cool. - Mm... 233 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,701 So, on the way out, Dana told me 234 00:09:39,736 --> 00:09:41,303 that he really loved meeting you. 235 00:09:41,338 --> 00:09:42,570 He said it went great! 236 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,273 Did you not think so? 237 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,410 Yeah, it's just... he didn't really talk, though. 238 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:50,544 Yeah. That's one of his quirks. 239 00:09:50,579 --> 00:09:51,678 He's fun. 240 00:09:51,714 --> 00:09:53,947 Hey, you know who I did have a good conversation with? 241 00:09:53,983 --> 00:09:55,682 - Who? - His COO. 242 00:09:56,045 --> 00:09:57,118 Who, Ben? 243 00:09:57,153 --> 00:09:59,153 Yeah, um, do you know him? 244 00:09:59,188 --> 00:10:00,787 Um, not well. 245 00:10:00,823 --> 00:10:03,504 I hear he's a very competent executive. 246 00:10:03,826 --> 00:10:06,359 But apparently, he left Oculus for Quiver 247 00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:08,028 in kind of an unprofessional manner. 248 00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:11,464 Hmm, okay. Well, he really loves Pied Piper. 249 00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:14,167 Jared, come on! This is your condo. 250 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:15,268 Sleep in your bed. 251 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:17,176 Don't be silly. Hey! 252 00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:19,605 Uh, leave the lights on as long as you want. 253 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:30,861 Uh, hey, Jared? 254 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,221 - Yes? - Um... 255 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,269 Never mind. Uh, see you tomorrow morning. 256 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:39,868 - Sweet dreams. - Right, if only. 257 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:47,145 Did I tell you about Gilfoyle's terrible song? 258 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:49,829 Yes. Yes, you did. And I heard it. 259 00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:54,378 I'm... I'm gonna go clean the rice cooker, Dinesh. 260 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:56,183 You know what the worst part is? 261 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,819 He's actually a decent coder. 262 00:10:58,849 --> 00:11:00,182 He almost never fucks up. 263 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,329 Uh, wait, almost? 264 00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:05,186 One time, he royally fucked up, 265 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,555 but even then, he ended up saving the day 266 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:08,878 with all his fridges. 267 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,726 Fridges? 268 00:11:11,761 --> 00:11:13,461 Seppen Smart Fridges! 269 00:11:13,496 --> 00:11:14,828 And you know what? 270 00:11:14,863 --> 00:11:16,440 It was totally illegal. 271 00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:18,232 Really? Illegal? 272 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:21,568 - So, tell me about these fridges. - Jeff! 273 00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:23,704 I can't tell you that. 274 00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:24,939 It's a company secret. 275 00:11:24,974 --> 00:11:28,242 Okay, um, let me get you some more vodka, Dinesh. 276 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:32,961 Thank you guys for seeing me on such short notice. 277 00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:34,735 Well, it's an honor to have you, Gavin. 278 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,935 Back there, we test our compressor run capacitors. 279 00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:40,938 But here is what I'm sure you'll be most interested in seeing. 280 00:11:40,974 --> 00:11:43,975 This is our smart fridge development team. 281 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:46,444 To be honest, we were a little nervous 282 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,912 about wading into the Internet-enabled market. 283 00:11:48,947 --> 00:11:50,478 Over the last 80 years, 284 00:11:50,508 --> 00:11:52,113 we've built a real trust with our customers. 285 00:11:52,143 --> 00:11:53,570 Alright! Great tour! 286 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,577 Oh, there's a lot more to see. 287 00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:57,522 Ugh. Why? Look. 288 00:11:57,714 --> 00:11:59,414 I came here to offer you a partnership 289 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:00,915 to cut down your server bills. 290 00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:02,117 Oh! 291 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:04,653 Well, our server costs were far higher 292 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,187 than we anticipated. 293 00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:08,322 As we said, we're not well versed in... 294 00:12:08,358 --> 00:12:10,525 The 20th century? Yeah, you mentioned that. 295 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,726 Do you want to save a fortune or not? 296 00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:13,818 Well, yes. 297 00:12:13,848 --> 00:12:15,976 In exchange, I need you to do something for me 298 00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:18,566 with regard to the people who hacked your refrigerators. 299 00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,599 I'm going to destroy their lives. 300 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,736 - So, what? - So... 301 00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:25,745 - So, I turned to Bill Gates... - Yeah? 302 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:27,008 Right, and I said... 303 00:12:27,295 --> 00:12:29,368 "I don't know, Bill. Maybe you should Google it." 304 00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:32,298 You said that to Bill Gates? 305 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,843 I did! I swear. 306 00:12:35,314 --> 00:12:36,314 Hey... 307 00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,582 can I ask you, um... 308 00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:42,204 Did you tell Dana that we were having lunch? 309 00:12:43,187 --> 00:12:45,754 Richard, I told you that Bill Gates story for a reason. 310 00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:48,757 I, um, I practice something called "radical candor." 311 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:51,338 Which is no matter how uncomfortable the truth is, 312 00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:52,965 I'm gonna tell it to you. 313 00:12:53,075 --> 00:12:55,286 And the honest truth is... 314 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,783 I did not tell Dana about this lunch. 315 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,934 Things with Dana have gotten stagnant. 316 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:03,799 But the other night... 317 00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:05,964 talking to you, Richard, I... 318 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:07,997 I felt that spark again. 319 00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:10,299 - What are you saying? - Okay, well. 320 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,730 The first tenet of rad-can, Richard, 321 00:13:11,765 --> 00:13:13,831 is to just... is to just say what you think, 322 00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:15,700 and so I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna say what I think, 323 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:17,435 and, Richard, I think we should work together. 324 00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:20,633 Oh. You mean, like...? 325 00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:22,420 Like, I could be your COO. 326 00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:26,177 Um... 327 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,420 I don't know. 328 00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:32,052 Maybe we shouldn't be doing this. 329 00:13:32,284 --> 00:13:33,550 Whoa, whoa, Richard. 330 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:34,854 We're just talking. 331 00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:37,020 You see any numbers written down here? 332 00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:38,154 Do you see a Power Point? 333 00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,489 No, we don't even have a laptop. 334 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:42,158 Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing anything wrong. Oh, shit! 335 00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:45,329 - Party of one. - Shit. 336 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,530 I looked at his calendar and it said he had a meeting. 337 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,465 Okay, Richard, I'm gonna continue being honest with you 338 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,467 and tell you that I have to leave now through the kitchen. 339 00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:53,536 Okay, please don't tell anyone about this. 340 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,003 Okay. 341 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,144 What? Hey! 342 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,890 Hey, Dana! What the heck? Dana, right? 343 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,024 Oh, hi. 344 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,293 I'm just... Are you having lunch alone? 345 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,027 I am! I'm totally alone. 346 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:09,659 Uh, in fact... 347 00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:11,498 do you want to, uh, 348 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,287 join me at my table for one? 349 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,535 Oh, okay. 350 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:16,770 Sure. 351 00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:18,138 Come on over. 352 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:24,491 One beef pot pie. One beef pot pie, no carrots. 353 00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:26,598 Yep. Here. 354 00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:28,447 Put 'em here. 355 00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:33,484 I love beef pot pie. 356 00:14:34,188 --> 00:14:36,622 And only kind of like carrots. 357 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,450 Oh, fuck! 358 00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,731 Gilfoyle, goddammit. 359 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:49,434 Could you please stop that fucking noise? I'm serious. 360 00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:51,981 How will I know when to remote toggle my rig? 361 00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:54,111 Easy, you won't, and neither will any of us, 362 00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,381 because you won't remote toggle anything! 363 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,483 No more remote toggling! Got it? 364 00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:00,767 - Just... - Hey. 365 00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,636 - Hey! - How was lunch, you little minx? 366 00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:03,693 What? 367 00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:05,290 Yeah, you thought I wouldn't find out. 368 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:06,792 I was, uh, texting with Dana. 369 00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,360 Just checking in. And he mentioned 370 00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:11,177 - that you two met up. - Oh, yeah! 371 00:15:11,485 --> 00:15:13,559 Yeah! Just, just briefly for... yeah. 372 00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:16,361 Yeah! I-I-I knew you two would hit it off. 373 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,803 You know, Dana did mention 374 00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:20,705 that he thought you might be bulimic. 375 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,995 Okay. 376 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:23,887 Great, um... 377 00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:28,307 Jared, do you think it's time we hire a COO? 378 00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:29,414 Oh! 379 00:15:29,536 --> 00:15:31,602 Did Dana suggest we hire someone like Ben? 380 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,137 Yeah. Yeah, like Ben. 381 00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,772 You see, if you didn't have lunch with Dana, 382 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,015 this never would've come up. 383 00:15:36,242 --> 00:15:38,125 I'll put together a list. 384 00:15:38,645 --> 00:15:39,677 Great. 385 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:41,747 Um... 386 00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:44,315 Richard, you should see this. 387 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,479 What the fuck? 388 00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:52,224 Seppen is suing us for $10 million in damages. 389 00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,624 The complaint specifically cites, 390 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:58,328 "sullying their smart fridges with mime-simulated fellatio." 391 00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:01,137 "Our customers invite us into their homes. 392 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:02,739 "The kitchen is the modern hearth. 393 00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:05,974 - We cannot have that trust violated." - Is that a typo? 394 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,235 Do they mean "heart"? 395 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:09,098 How did Seppen find out it was us? 396 00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:10,435 I don't know. 397 00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:11,602 You tell us, Gilfoyle. 398 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,570 You said you pulled all our code and bleached it. 399 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,705 Maybe you missed something. 400 00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:16,027 No. 401 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,271 No way. 402 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,777 They have no proof it was us. Ignore them. 403 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,111 Ignore them? What the fuck kind of solution is that? 404 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,881 No. "Hearth." It's a word. Huh! 405 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:27,517 We don't need to solve anything. They have nothing. 406 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,619 Well, I'm pretty sure they have something, Gilfoyle. 407 00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:32,383 - So you fucked up somewhere! - I didn't fuck up. 408 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:34,469 Well, guys, I'm sure there's something we can do here. 409 00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:36,526 - Uh, just give me a second. 410 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,800 Hey, sorry! I-I can't talk right now. 411 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,401 Can we meet up? 412 00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:48,470 Um, my place. Midnight. 413 00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,444 Okay, I gotta go. 414 00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:51,804 Okay. 415 00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:58,885 Okay, so wait. 416 00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,037 You're telling me this Gilfoyle guy 417 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,067 first hacked into the fridges as a prank? 418 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:05,031 Without your knowledge? 419 00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:06,302 Uh, yeah. 420 00:17:06,638 --> 00:17:08,237 Well, there you go, Richard! 421 00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:09,438 If you didn't authorize it, 422 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,725 then he's acting as a rogue agent. 423 00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:13,307 You tell Seppen that and Pied Piper's off Scot-free. 424 00:17:13,337 --> 00:17:15,771 Yeah, but what would happen to Gilfoyle? 425 00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:18,230 I don't know. There'd be criminal and civil charges 426 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,629 he'd have to deal with on his own. 427 00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:20,963 Oh, Jesus! 428 00:17:20,993 --> 00:17:22,749 I don't know. Sounds kinda brutal. 429 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,335 In the end, being on those fridges saved us. 430 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,506 Richard, I-I told you about radical candor, yeah? 431 00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:31,579 Well, what I'm getting from you now, 432 00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:33,163 is the opposite of that. 433 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,674 It's actually something we call "ruinous empathy." 434 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,106 You want to destroy your entire company 435 00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:41,604 just to keep one bad actor happy? 436 00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:43,508 That's not fair to you, Richard! 437 00:17:43,641 --> 00:17:46,674 Oh, come on. Gilfoyle will never be happy. 438 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,743 This is exactly the kinda thing 439 00:17:48,779 --> 00:17:50,700 I could help you with if you hired me. 440 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,651 Hey, any news? 441 00:17:57,220 --> 00:18:00,421 Oh, goddammit. Why is that thing still fucking doing that? 442 00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,256 I guess Gilfoyle forgot to turn it off. 443 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:03,624 It's been doing that all morning. 444 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,093 I don't have his password. 445 00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,597 Bitcoin is really volatile today. 446 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,890 Yeah, okay. Uh, where is he? 447 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,101 Well, it's 10:00 AM, so not here. 448 00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,439 Okay, you know what? Fuck Gilfoyle. 449 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:20,740 Fuck him right to hell. 450 00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:22,108 I've been saying that for years. 451 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,353 Where's Jared? 452 00:18:28,449 --> 00:18:30,249 Richard, are you serious? 453 00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:31,319 Yes. 454 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,253 Well, I concede that laying it all at Gilfoyle's feet 455 00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:36,563 might get us out of the Seppen lawsuit, but... 456 00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:40,125 I mean, you'd really throw him to the wolves like that? 457 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,663 That doesn't sound like you. 458 00:18:41,693 --> 00:18:43,060 Well, maybe I'm just becoming 459 00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,302 a little less ruinously empathetic. 460 00:18:45,922 --> 00:18:47,762 Have you been seeing a therapist? 461 00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:48,938 No. 462 00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:51,081 But... 463 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,433 I have been seeing Ben. 464 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:56,441 Ben Burkhardt. 465 00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:58,039 Oh, Richard, no. 466 00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,244 He's Dana's COO. You're... 467 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,681 You're jeopardizing your entire friendship with Dana. 468 00:19:03,047 --> 00:19:04,790 What friendship with Dana? 469 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:06,738 Who could be friends with that guy? 470 00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:07,939 I got news for you, Jared. 471 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,240 Dana sucks, man! 472 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:10,407 Richard! 473 00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,608 I mean, he is a dog. 474 00:19:11,643 --> 00:19:13,476 How did he even found his own company? 475 00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:14,655 Is he even smart? 476 00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:15,917 Okay, that's unfair. 477 00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:18,086 Look, this is your company. 478 00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:20,468 And you can work with whomever you want. 479 00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:22,738 But I need you to think long and hard 480 00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:24,740 about what you're proposing to do to Gilfoyle. 481 00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:27,209 We're talking about criminal charges here. 482 00:19:27,244 --> 00:19:28,548 He could be deported. 483 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,590 There has to be another option. 484 00:19:30,714 --> 00:19:32,515 Well, no offense, Jared, 485 00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,337 but Ben says there isn't. 486 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:37,051 Okay? And he is a world-class COO 487 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:39,887 that has brought multiple companies to a billion dollars. 488 00:19:39,923 --> 00:19:41,833 And you're just a biz Dev guy. 489 00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,103 I'm... I'm sorry. I... 490 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:49,340 I just think that in this particular situation, 491 00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:52,340 Ben might know a little better. 492 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,216 Okay. 493 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,087 You're the boss. 494 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,907 You know, but I will say this. 495 00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:04,531 If you're really going to start working with Ben, 496 00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,645 at least give Dana the common courtesy 497 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,948 of telling him the truth about what you guys are doing. 498 00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:11,448 Because if you don't tell him... 499 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,937 you're the dog. 500 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,070 Thanks for, uh, having me over. 501 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,086 Of course. So, it's gonna be a bit weird at first. 502 00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:36,819 Then it's gonna be okay. 503 00:20:37,476 --> 00:20:38,476 What? 504 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,692 Hi, this is Jared Dunn. 505 00:20:56,727 --> 00:20:58,925 Um, sorry, I don't recognize this number. 506 00:20:59,264 --> 00:21:03,065 Jared? Come here now. 507 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:04,632 Jian-Yang? 508 00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:08,508 So... Ben told me everything. 509 00:21:09,743 --> 00:21:11,039 Oh! 510 00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,087 Uh... 511 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,722 Well... 512 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,615 Radical candor, I guess, right? 513 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,423 Yeah, he told me how you kept texting him non-stop. 514 00:21:18,743 --> 00:21:21,186 And he kept refusing, but you were relentless. 515 00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:23,122 What? Uh, no! 516 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,390 Richard, it's... It's immaterial. 517 00:21:25,592 --> 00:21:27,191 The point is, Dana knows everything now. 518 00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,761 However it came to that, it's just words in the winds. 519 00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:31,557 "Words in the winds"? 520 00:21:31,587 --> 00:21:32,571 Yeah. 521 00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:35,335 Well, Richard, looks like you got what you wanted. 522 00:21:35,981 --> 00:21:37,170 You're both adults. 523 00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:38,972 You can work together if you want. 524 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,441 I just wish you'd demonstrated the measure of spirit 525 00:21:41,476 --> 00:21:43,210 to discuss this with me to my face. 526 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,649 But... 527 00:21:44,946 --> 00:21:48,185 guess there's no honor among thieves, hmm? 528 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:50,092 Well... 529 00:21:50,384 --> 00:21:51,650 good luck, gentlemen. 530 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,085 You deserve each other. 531 00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:55,904 Dana. 532 00:22:00,661 --> 00:22:02,262 Wow. 533 00:22:02,595 --> 00:22:05,163 You know, I've never really seen him like that. 534 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,732 He's so assertive. 535 00:22:06,762 --> 00:22:08,133 Uh, articulate. 536 00:22:08,442 --> 00:22:10,229 Yeah, he's had a head cold the last couple weeks. 537 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:11,386 Been pretty low energy. 538 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,625 Really? 539 00:22:13,142 --> 00:22:14,197 Yep! 540 00:22:14,609 --> 00:22:16,910 - Oh! - So, I guess... 541 00:22:17,668 --> 00:22:19,247 You and me, huh, Richard? 542 00:22:19,918 --> 00:22:21,017 Together, at last. 543 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,037 Yeah. 544 00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:26,318 Dana rides a motorcycle? 545 00:22:26,675 --> 00:22:27,807 Yep. 546 00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:29,709 Cool. 547 00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:37,037 So, uh, what exactly did you... 548 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:41,313 The witch lost his mind. 549 00:22:42,407 --> 00:22:44,209 Gilfoyle, you smoke? 550 00:22:44,385 --> 00:22:46,565 I kept mulling that Seppen shit. 551 00:22:47,676 --> 00:22:49,672 I didn't leave a bit of my code on that fridge. 552 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,426 No remnants, nothing, so how do they know? 553 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:53,989 Then I realized... 554 00:22:54,454 --> 00:22:56,053 they're listening to us. 555 00:22:57,005 --> 00:22:59,239 They've been listening to us this whole fucking time. 556 00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:00,810 - Right. - All these devices 557 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,252 are listening to us! 558 00:23:02,774 --> 00:23:04,205 Okay, um... 559 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:07,587 Gilfoyle, I-I think you need some rest. 560 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:08,603 Not yet. 561 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:10,610 I checked their firmware and their logs. 562 00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:13,569 The fridge is set to record constantly 563 00:23:13,604 --> 00:23:14,971 streaming everything back to the cloud. 564 00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:16,905 They must have gone through those audio logs, 565 00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:18,407 and listened to our conversations. 566 00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:21,825 Wait, even if they aren't listening to us, 567 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,518 just the fact that they could be is interesting. 568 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,919 Shit. 569 00:23:27,597 --> 00:23:29,231 They make smoke detectors. 570 00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:30,899 I think there's one in the kitchen. 571 00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:32,634 Those fuckers are listening. 572 00:23:34,271 --> 00:23:35,591 Jian-Yang, are... Are you copying 573 00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:37,946 all those companies for the Chinese markets? 574 00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:39,480 Oh, no. 575 00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,743 Fuck you, Seppen. 576 00:23:52,621 --> 00:23:54,552 Hey! Where have you been? 577 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:57,024 Um, I stayed at Big Head's last night. 578 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,560 - Oh, God, I've been calling all night. - Yeah. 579 00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:01,694 I just didn't feel like getting reprimanded. 580 00:24:01,729 --> 00:24:03,196 I-I thought maybe you were locked 581 00:24:03,231 --> 00:24:04,997 in another Starbucks bathroom overnight. 582 00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:07,167 One time, Jared. One time. 583 00:24:07,202 --> 00:24:09,969 Okay, you're just gonna have to catch up on the fly, then. 584 00:24:10,004 --> 00:24:11,938 On the fly, what? 585 00:24:15,810 --> 00:24:16,876 Richard Hendricks, 586 00:24:16,911 --> 00:24:20,345 - this is Tom and Viola from Seppen. - How do you do? 587 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:22,147 - Oh, hi. - Alright, uh, 588 00:24:22,183 --> 00:24:23,982 we won't take up any more of your time. 589 00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:26,625 Richard has called you in today, because... 590 00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:28,599 of this. 591 00:24:29,328 --> 00:24:32,124 Um, this is Seppen's Smart Fridge Terms of Service, 592 00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:33,592 where you specifically state 593 00:24:33,627 --> 00:24:36,427 that only refrigerator command-related user data 594 00:24:36,463 --> 00:24:38,463 will be uploaded to your cloud's service. 595 00:24:38,498 --> 00:24:39,613 That's correct. 596 00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:42,956 We believe that the refrigerator is the hearth of the modern... 597 00:24:42,986 --> 00:24:44,426 Stop talking. 598 00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:47,307 We know your refrigerators are streaming 599 00:24:47,337 --> 00:24:49,300 all recorded audio to the cloud. 600 00:24:49,476 --> 00:24:51,237 Every single conversation. 601 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,383 Which is tantamount to illegal wiretapping. 602 00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:57,691 You thought a mime performing fellatio was bad? 603 00:24:58,067 --> 00:24:59,667 What happens when your customers find out 604 00:24:59,701 --> 00:25:01,068 that every single thing they've ever said 605 00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:04,371 in front of their "hearth" has been recorded? 606 00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:07,807 Oh, shit. 607 00:25:08,582 --> 00:25:10,560 We never listen to any recordings. 608 00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:13,958 Look, we never wanted to get into this tech stuff in the first place, 609 00:25:13,993 --> 00:25:15,889 but our marketing department insisted. 610 00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:17,332 Between us... 611 00:25:17,754 --> 00:25:20,755 Gavin Belson was the one that pushed us to sue you. 612 00:25:21,191 --> 00:25:23,011 Is there something we can do here? 613 00:25:24,494 --> 00:25:26,026 This is a deal memo 614 00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:29,430 stating that Pied Piper will fix your security issue, 615 00:25:29,465 --> 00:25:30,664 and update your system 616 00:25:30,699 --> 00:25:32,666 to Pied Piper's stack in the future 617 00:25:32,701 --> 00:25:34,335 which will lower your server costs 618 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,603 and improve the security of your fridges. 619 00:25:36,638 --> 00:25:39,006 In exchange, you drop the suit. 620 00:25:39,601 --> 00:25:40,607 Uh, Richard? 621 00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,976 Did I state that correctly? Is that our offer? 622 00:25:44,479 --> 00:25:45,996 Uh-huh. Yep. 623 00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:49,983 I'd also like to tell you I have a Seppen bread machine, 624 00:25:50,018 --> 00:25:52,425 and I have never been happier with an appliance. 625 00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:54,253 - Pleasure. - Thank you so much. 626 00:25:56,358 --> 00:25:57,423 Hey. 627 00:25:57,459 --> 00:25:59,990 I'm so sorry if I overstepped my bounds. 628 00:26:00,089 --> 00:26:01,855 It's just time was of the essence. 629 00:26:01,890 --> 00:26:04,258 Are you kidding me? Jared, you saved us. 630 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,829 And you did it without having to fuck Gilfoyle over. 631 00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,292 - Thanks! - Yeah, um... 632 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:12,101 We should talk about what they said about Gavin. 633 00:26:12,131 --> 00:26:13,998 Hello, Pied Piper! 634 00:26:14,444 --> 00:26:16,046 Nice gender mix. 635 00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:18,135 Could use a little more color. 636 00:26:18,513 --> 00:26:20,647 Baby steps, right? Where do you want me? 637 00:26:21,278 --> 00:26:23,575 - What are you doing here? - What are you talking about? 638 00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:25,569 Well, I-I said I'd call you. 639 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:27,129 I didn't say I was hiring you. 640 00:26:27,308 --> 00:26:28,451 Richard... 641 00:26:28,803 --> 00:26:30,857 I-I left Dana for you. 642 00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:32,220 I know. Ha! 643 00:26:32,254 --> 00:26:33,254 I'm aware. 644 00:26:34,355 --> 00:26:35,387 But... 645 00:26:35,621 --> 00:26:37,822 let me try a little radical candor. 646 00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:41,393 Um, cheating on your CEO 647 00:26:41,428 --> 00:26:42,893 and then blaming it all on me 648 00:26:42,929 --> 00:26:46,114 is not really the kind of behavior I like to reward. 649 00:26:46,382 --> 00:26:50,082 Nor is pushing me to put my friend in jail. 650 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,517 Okay. 651 00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:54,567 You want candor, Richard? 652 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:58,173 You are objectively making a huge mistake. 653 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,643 I'm a world-class COO, okay? 654 00:27:00,678 --> 00:27:01,943 And your heavy metal friend? 655 00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:03,603 I mean, he's obviously a dick. 656 00:27:03,881 --> 00:27:05,489 And you know... You know what else, Richard? 657 00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:07,718 You're 20 to 30 pounds underweight. 658 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,076 It's gross. 659 00:27:11,024 --> 00:27:13,157 Who was that? He seemed smart! 660 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:16,760 Hey, Richard? 661 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,837 I'm at least 45 pounds underweight. 662 00:27:20,299 --> 00:27:22,266 Okay, and don't worry about him. 663 00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:24,567 We're gonna find you a much better COO. 664 00:27:25,504 --> 00:27:26,969 I think we already have. 665 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,409 You want the job? 666 00:27:34,179 --> 00:27:35,811 Jared, uh... 667 00:27:35,847 --> 00:27:37,217 Alright, okay. 668 00:27:37,247 --> 00:27:38,162 I'm okay. 669 00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:39,982 I know, just take it... Everyone can see you. 670 00:27:40,018 --> 00:27:41,917 - Oh my God. - Yeah, let's have a seat. 671 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,752 - Just think about it. - I'm okay! 672 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,019 Yeah, let's... 673 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,886 Do you want some water? Just breathe, just breathe. 674 00:27:48,892 --> 00:27:51,793 Seppen said that Gavin was pushing them to sue us, right? 675 00:27:51,828 --> 00:27:54,431 Uh, yeah, but that shouldn't be a surprise. 676 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:56,498 But Seppen had no idea that we broke in. 677 00:27:56,534 --> 00:27:58,228 How the fuck did Gavin know? 678 00:27:58,501 --> 00:27:59,588 Right! 679 00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:03,037 What? Are you suggesting that... 680 00:28:03,073 --> 00:28:06,240 someone in here is leaking info to Gavin Belson? 681 00:28:06,276 --> 00:28:07,532 I am. 682 00:28:08,244 --> 00:28:10,152 We have a mole on our hands. 683 00:28:16,543 --> 00:28:17,981 What the fuck is going on over there? 684 00:28:18,011 --> 00:28:19,644 Um, yeah, bad news. 685 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,747 Seppen just left, and... and it looks like they're gonna settle. 686 00:28:24,385 --> 00:28:26,285 Hey! Dude. 687 00:28:27,763 --> 00:28:29,057 We have a mole!