1 00:00:01,706 --> 00:00:04,533 I give you the product that will carry Hooli 2 00:00:04,557 --> 00:00:07,166 to complete market dominance. 3 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,551 - It looks like a penis. - Yes... Yes, it does. 4 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,985 So, we're giving a random company 5 00:00:15,986 --> 00:00:18,110 a bunch of free compute power in our network? 6 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:19,244 The AI company? 7 00:00:19,361 --> 00:00:22,431 I made her! I can do anything I want with her! 8 00:00:22,907 --> 00:00:24,694 Ugh. Gross. 9 00:00:25,069 --> 00:00:28,110 Can you please tell me what you are going to do 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,122 about this Jian Yang situation? 11 00:00:30,777 --> 00:00:31,819 Yes. Nothing. 12 00:00:32,153 --> 00:00:36,153 "I went to China to do new new internet. Jian Yang." 13 00:00:46,069 --> 00:00:47,651 This went up yesterday. 14 00:00:47,652 --> 00:00:50,185 A fake Pied Piper. This is Jian-Yang, not us. 15 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:52,152 Richard, he has a website. 16 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,568 Okay? He doesn't have a product. 17 00:00:53,569 --> 00:00:55,027 Just post a cease and desist 18 00:00:55,028 --> 00:00:56,985 on your own website and move on. 19 00:00:56,986 --> 00:00:58,016 We need action. 20 00:00:58,221 --> 00:01:01,054 I wanna move up our launch so we can beat this asshole to market. 21 00:01:01,153 --> 00:01:05,055 We need money. So, how quickly can we get a series B together? 22 00:01:05,471 --> 00:01:08,511 Richard, a series B is not a done deal. 23 00:01:08,512 --> 00:01:10,470 And Laurie's not gonna be able to weigh in on this 24 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,345 until she's done sorting things out over at Eklow. 25 00:01:12,346 --> 00:01:13,511 Why is she still over there? 26 00:01:13,512 --> 00:01:16,845 We put 112 million of our dollars into a company 27 00:01:16,846 --> 00:01:20,179 whose creepy CEO just fled with its most valuable asset. 28 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:23,179 Ariel and that robot could be anywhere. 29 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,887 Ariel fucked us too, remember? 30 00:01:25,096 --> 00:01:27,803 I just had my whole company on a three-day code sprint 31 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:29,095 to repair all the holes 32 00:01:29,096 --> 00:01:30,636 and un-fuck all the damage he did. 33 00:01:30,637 --> 00:01:32,803 Besides, Laurie doesn't work at Eklow. 34 00:01:32,804 --> 00:01:34,535 She works here, with you and me. 35 00:01:34,535 --> 00:01:35,505 True, 36 00:01:35,849 --> 00:01:37,581 but also not true. 37 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:41,945 Look, Laurie has installed herself as Eklow's interim CEO. 38 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:42,929 What? 39 00:01:42,929 --> 00:01:45,699 Laurie, Ariel encrypted all of his files. 40 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:46,890 We can't open any of them. 41 00:01:46,915 --> 00:01:48,914 Ah, understood. Keep trying, please. 42 00:01:48,915 --> 00:01:49,915 I spoke with the bank. 43 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:51,351 We're not gonna make payroll. 44 00:01:51,956 --> 00:01:55,095 Noted. Thank you for your diligence. People are pretty upset. 45 00:01:55,207 --> 00:01:56,809 Somebody shattered the toilet. 46 00:01:56,809 --> 00:01:58,248 Ah, yes, well, we'll certainly 47 00:01:58,273 --> 00:02:00,023 have to get that repaired, won't we? 48 00:02:01,343 --> 00:02:02,766 Good work, you two. 49 00:02:03,327 --> 00:02:04,473 Hang in there. 50 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,275 Hey, Laurie. 51 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:13,469 I know you're "busy" being a "CEO," 52 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:15,510 but we have to have a serious conversation about... 53 00:02:21,188 --> 00:02:22,479 - Richard? - Yes? 54 00:02:23,646 --> 00:02:25,725 I have vomited into my shirt. 55 00:02:35,993 --> 00:02:37,993 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:38,694 --> 00:02:39,754 Puking. 57 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:41,153 That's my move. 58 00:02:41,502 --> 00:02:43,131 Thank you for... 59 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,218 finding me a... 60 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,085 a change of clothing. 61 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,876 Well, fortunately, you're the same size as the robot. 62 00:02:51,877 --> 00:02:54,586 Richard, the position of CEO is... 63 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,251 taxing. 64 00:02:56,252 --> 00:02:57,882 It isn't easy, is it? 65 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,134 I think perhaps I may have 66 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,457 treated you unfairly in the past. 67 00:03:03,993 --> 00:03:05,016 Oh.. 68 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:07,976 Well... 69 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:10,876 I mean, a couple... a couple... yeah. Sure. Thank you. 70 00:03:11,106 --> 00:03:12,801 Thank you for saying that, yeah. 71 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:13,756 Yes. 72 00:03:16,519 --> 00:03:18,477 Well, I have work to do, as do you, so. 73 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:35,678 You know, Laurie, I actually may have a way to help you here. 74 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,773 Things are changing in China now, Gavin. 75 00:03:39,983 --> 00:03:41,431 There are many reforms. 76 00:03:41,651 --> 00:03:43,776 As you see, we provide a series 77 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:45,777 of Tai Chi and movement classes, 78 00:03:45,778 --> 00:03:47,497 free for all employees, 79 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:50,061 as well as free medical benefits. 80 00:03:50,486 --> 00:03:53,235 Ah, our nutrition center. 81 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:55,152 In addition to all the good food 82 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,489 we serve in our main cafeteria. 83 00:03:58,028 --> 00:03:59,468 Also free of charge. 84 00:04:00,694 --> 00:04:02,086 This concludes our tour. 85 00:04:02,402 --> 00:04:03,614 Any questions? 86 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,917 Just one. 87 00:04:05,526 --> 00:04:06,942 What the fuck? 88 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:09,047 - Sorry? - If I wanted to see nap pods 89 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,172 and climbing walls, I would've stayed home, 90 00:04:11,173 --> 00:04:12,380 or gone to fucking Denmark. 91 00:04:12,381 --> 00:04:14,214 All I wanna see is people working 92 00:04:14,215 --> 00:04:15,931 as hard as they possibly can. 93 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,348 That's why we come to China. 94 00:04:17,348 --> 00:04:18,556 This is the new China. 95 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:22,347 We found that the more humane work environment we have, 96 00:04:22,348 --> 00:04:24,306 the more sustainable over time. 97 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,681 Over time? No, no. 98 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,168 The Box Three has a very limited window of profitability. 99 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:32,047 I need you focused on making as many of them as possible, 100 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:33,613 as fast as possible. 101 00:04:33,613 --> 00:04:34,539 Gavin. 102 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,862 You know our shameful history 103 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,804 of worker suicides. 104 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:42,140 Since the renovation, not a single one. 105 00:04:42,446 --> 00:04:43,654 Not even one? 106 00:04:43,771 --> 00:04:44,714 Okay. 107 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:47,136 But there's gotta be like a middle ground here. 108 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,974 Ah, a happy surprise. 109 00:04:51,188 --> 00:04:52,937 The children from our daycare center have 110 00:04:52,938 --> 00:04:55,345 prepared a traditional song just for you. 111 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:01,059 That's wonderful. 112 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:04,479 Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output. 113 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,757 I don't care how you do it. 114 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:07,461 Just a thought, 115 00:05:08,136 --> 00:05:09,718 those kids don't look that busy. 116 00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:19,961 Are you done with... your chunk yet? 117 00:05:19,961 --> 00:05:21,104 Almost done. 118 00:05:21,105 --> 00:05:22,937 Because everyone else is done. 119 00:05:22,982 --> 00:05:24,488 Literally everyone. 120 00:05:24,513 --> 00:05:26,575 47 engineers finished. 121 00:05:26,985 --> 00:05:28,306 One not. 122 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:29,776 You. 123 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:32,152 - Almost there. - I'm sure it'll be worth the wait. 124 00:05:36,259 --> 00:05:38,498 Mmm, no, that's way too strong for him. 125 00:05:38,498 --> 00:05:40,497 Hey, guys. How's the code sprint going? 126 00:05:40,499 --> 00:05:42,082 T-minus Dinesh. 127 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,915 Richard, I am pleased to say 128 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:46,207 that your new assistant is a quick study. 129 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:49,082 And per your text, he posted a well-crafted cease and desist 130 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,531 directed at Jian-Yang on the Pied Piper website. 131 00:05:51,865 --> 00:05:54,915 I made some judicious edits to capture your voice, 132 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:57,345 but the thrust of the piece was his. 133 00:05:57,916 --> 00:05:59,249 I have a law degree, so. 134 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,249 Well done, Holden. 135 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,832 Is that tea for me? 136 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,416 - It is, indeed. - Okay. Great. 137 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:04,582 No, no, no, no, don't. 138 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:05,665 It's too strong. 139 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,357 - Okay. - Water it down. 140 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:14,249 So, did you speak to Laurie about our series B? 141 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,250 Sort of. 142 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,623 Uh, Gilfoyle, is there a secure way 143 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:20,457 of giving someone access to our servers 144 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:22,498 while still limiting and controlling 145 00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:23,748 how much compute they could use? 146 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:25,540 I could create a credit system. 147 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:28,291 Wait, I'm sorry, Richard. Who would these credits be for? 148 00:06:28,292 --> 00:06:31,040 Laurie Bream. She made herself CEO of Eklow. 149 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,149 - I'm just trying to help her out. - Pardon? 150 00:06:33,196 --> 00:06:34,957 Do you think you could set those up by today? 151 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,457 More work. Fantastic. 152 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,338 Richard, I don't quite understand... 153 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:39,481 Done! 154 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,323 Done! I am done! 155 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:46,957 Look at this! 156 00:06:47,059 --> 00:06:48,276 Whoo! 157 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,540 - Code sprint over. 158 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,498 Uh, congratulations, everybody. 159 00:07:00,499 --> 00:07:01,623 Really, good... good job. 160 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:05,249 Um, the only thing left to do now is... Uh... 161 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,986 get back to work and review all the code for errors. 162 00:07:09,444 --> 00:07:10,861 Okay, so... 163 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:13,458 Okay. 164 00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:15,040 That was an out-of-body experience. 165 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:17,287 It was like God was coding through me. 166 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:18,748 Time stood still. 167 00:07:18,749 --> 00:07:20,374 Not for the rest of us it didn't. 168 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:21,851 Laugh it up, Gilf. 169 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,623 I hear you making your little jokes at my expense, 170 00:07:24,624 --> 00:07:26,748 turning all the engineers against me. 171 00:07:26,749 --> 00:07:29,498 But the second these results go up, 172 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:33,111 they're all going to see the only thing that matters... 173 00:07:33,292 --> 00:07:34,963 Who made less errors. 174 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,082 You mean who made "fewer" errors? 175 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,874 Oh, you think you're so clever. 176 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,582 You know who else thought it was clever? 177 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:41,583 The hare. 178 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:44,207 Right before it was defeated by the tortoise. 179 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,207 I'm the fucking tortoise, Gilfoyle. 180 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,957 - I'm the fucking tortoise! - Keep saying that. 181 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,707 I can't wait for these results to go up. 182 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:53,748 Guys? No, no, no. We talked about this. Remember? 183 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:55,082 You're both senior management now. 184 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,707 Okay? Your code will be subject to private review. 185 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,582 No. No, no, no, not private. 186 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,457 Everyone has to know that I'm better than Gilfoyle. 187 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,291 I'm sorry. When it was just us, 188 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,790 a little cocksmanship was a fun diversion. 189 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:08,040 But the entire engineering team's morale 190 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,874 depends on seeing you both as equally competent leaders. 191 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:13,207 Danny over there is going to be reviewing your code, 192 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,833 and keeping the results completely confidential. 193 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:17,908 Jared... 194 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,915 I believe we all know who's the better coder anyway. 195 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:23,201 Um, Richard? 196 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:26,954 I'm sorry, I'm still having a little bit of a hard time understanding. 197 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:29,828 You went to see Laurie to get money from her 198 00:08:29,983 --> 00:08:32,771 but now you're giving our resources to her. 199 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:34,786 Why would you do that? 200 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:37,937 Well, honestly Jared, she was a mess. 201 00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:41,578 And I really, genuinely felt bad for her. 202 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,121 For Laurie? 203 00:08:44,246 --> 00:08:45,288 Yup. 204 00:08:47,996 --> 00:08:51,661 Richard, you have an enormous heart. 205 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:55,662 And I don't mean in the same way my deceased friend Gloria did, 206 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,954 which the doctors should have really caught 207 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,203 because her knuckles were gargantuan. 208 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:02,411 But do you think in this instance, 209 00:09:02,756 --> 00:09:04,411 you might have allowed your emotions 210 00:09:04,412 --> 00:09:06,578 to cloud your business instincts? 211 00:09:06,851 --> 00:09:09,995 Well, I would argue that I made a very good business decision. 212 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:12,078 Because now, Laurie is on our side. 213 00:09:12,265 --> 00:09:15,698 Which will play out very nicely when we negotiate our series B. 214 00:09:15,698 --> 00:09:17,724 Okay, Richard, it is important 215 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:21,040 to develop emotional self-discipline for situations like this. 216 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,198 - Mm-hmm. - Sometimes you have to numb yourself. 217 00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:24,791 If you wanna work the corner, 218 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,958 you can't fall in love every time you turn a trick. 219 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:28,333 That's why you do the oxy. 220 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,499 What I'm saying is if you ever need to develop strategies 221 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,125 to cultivate more emotional self-control, 222 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:37,000 - obviously I do have some experience. - You do? 223 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,250 Doubtless you've noticed 224 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:40,041 that I've been pulling away from you. 225 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:43,624 Uh, no... no, I can't... honestly say that I have. 226 00:09:44,377 --> 00:09:45,749 Look at Holden out there. 227 00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:48,267 You think I didn't love making your tea? 228 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:49,226 Who wouldn't? 229 00:09:49,226 --> 00:09:51,017 But, when you anointed me COO, 230 00:09:51,018 --> 00:09:54,516 I learned to stop investing those feelings in you 231 00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:55,975 for the good of the company. 232 00:09:56,684 --> 00:09:59,017 Call it emotional abstinence. 233 00:09:59,018 --> 00:10:00,100 Jared, look, um, 234 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:01,850 in regards to the whole Laurie thing, 235 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,611 I actually think I made the right call. 236 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:04,892 - Alright. - Alright. 237 00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:07,078 Well, I am available. 238 00:10:07,934 --> 00:10:10,517 Not emotionally, obviously. 239 00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:12,816 Got it. 240 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:18,808 Ooh, there's a highly rated new dim sum establishment 241 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:19,809 in this neighborhood. 242 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,558 Sir, Richard Hendricks just posted 243 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:23,248 a cease and desist letter. 244 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:26,880 "unlawful copying of Pied Piper's proprietary software." 245 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:28,641 Are you fucking kidding me? 246 00:10:28,642 --> 00:10:30,808 That idiot let someone steal his code, 247 00:10:30,809 --> 00:10:32,600 so now there might be two companies 248 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:34,306 working to make my box obsolete? 249 00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:36,138 I'll try to find out who's responsible. 250 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:40,103 Good luck. HooliMaps says dim sum is that way. 251 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:41,683 Right turn, please. 252 00:10:51,809 --> 00:10:53,231 Look! Pied Piper! 253 00:10:53,231 --> 00:10:54,480 Follow that Chinese man. 254 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,041 The Chinese man on the bicycle. 255 00:10:57,465 --> 00:11:00,239 The Chinese man on the bicycle in the green Pied Piper t-shirt. 256 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:01,246 Ah. 257 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,688 Hurry, hurry! Come on! Don't lose him. 258 00:11:10,022 --> 00:11:11,521 Hey dude, how's it goin'? 259 00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:14,085 How's that... review going? 260 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,688 Probably done, right? 261 00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:17,369 'Cause it took you no time 262 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:18,857 counting up the bugs in my stuff? 263 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,429 'Cause I crushed it so hard? 264 00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:24,172 Compared to Gilfoyle? 265 00:11:25,688 --> 00:11:26,688 Right? 266 00:11:29,204 --> 00:11:31,102 I get it. I get it. It's a secret. 267 00:11:31,362 --> 00:11:33,654 Company morale. I'm so on board. 268 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,204 I did crush him, right? 269 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,130 He did better than me? 270 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,732 Oh my God. 271 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,297 This is my worst fucking nightmare. 272 00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:44,222 But not by a lot, right? 273 00:11:44,223 --> 00:11:45,806 He didn't like kick my ass? 274 00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:49,097 He kicked my ass? 275 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,798 That fucker! 276 00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,264 Just fucking tell me. 277 00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,430 Just fucking tell me how much he kicked my ass by. 278 00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:55,930 Please just fucking tell me. 279 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:58,055 I'm not gonna beg. I'm not gonna beg. 280 00:11:58,056 --> 00:12:01,472 Please? Please? Please? Please? 281 00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:04,447 Please? Please? 282 00:12:04,472 --> 00:12:05,972 Just please tell me, please. 283 00:12:05,973 --> 00:12:06,958 Okay, fine! 284 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:09,388 You just have to swear not to tell anyone, okay? 285 00:12:09,389 --> 00:12:10,972 I swear I won't tell anyone. 286 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:13,930 Everyone, everyone. I have a very important announcement to make. 287 00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,972 My code was better than Gilfoyle's. 288 00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:18,120 So it's official. 289 00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:20,471 Gilfoyle is a much worse coder than me. 290 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:23,305 I want you all to look at him. 291 00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:24,972 Good. 292 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,305 Terrible. 293 00:12:26,306 --> 00:12:27,805 Role model. 294 00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,497 Hateful pile of trash. 295 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,680 Bullshit. 296 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,513 - Says who? - Danny told me. He wasn't supposed to. 297 00:12:33,514 --> 00:12:35,180 Supposed to be a secret but he told me 298 00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:37,139 and now everyone's laughing at you. 299 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,513 - Everyone's laugh... - Danny. 300 00:12:40,514 --> 00:12:41,680 What the fuck is going on? 301 00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:44,388 Did his code actually have less errors than mine? 302 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,638 I don't know what to tell you. 303 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,805 I checked it three times. 304 00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:48,513 And it's "fewer" errors. 305 00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:49,638 Ooh! 306 00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,306 This is the best day of my life! 307 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,973 - Congratulations. 308 00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:00,297 Thank you. 309 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:02,101 I feel bad for gloating. 310 00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:05,180 In all seriousness, that means a lot to me. 311 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,388 To show you I'm a gracious winner, 312 00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:07,638 I'll take you to a nice restaurant. 313 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,388 Your favorite kind of restaurant. 314 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,763 A "mis-steak" house! 315 00:13:10,764 --> 00:13:12,847 Boom! Get it? 'Cause you suck. 316 00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:33,335 Yes? 317 00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:34,336 Ni hao. 318 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,543 Do you know who I am? 319 00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:38,376 - No. - Okay, okay. 320 00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:39,668 Well, I'm the one who accidentally 321 00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:41,668 struck one of your employees with my car earlier 322 00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:44,001 and it's a personal habit of mine to make things right. 323 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:45,010 So... 324 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:47,898 Do you mind if I come in? 325 00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:58,052 Okay, what else? 326 00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,551 Uh, Colin from K-Hole Games called, 327 00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:01,026 checking in on the restore. 328 00:14:01,386 --> 00:14:03,052 Put him on the phone sheet. Next? 329 00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:05,551 Uh, Laurie Bream said that she received the compute credits 330 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,894 and to say thank you. 331 00:14:08,377 --> 00:14:09,510 You see? 332 00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:12,551 Business and compassion are not mutually exclusive. 333 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,094 In fact, sometimes going out of your way 334 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,551 to help a fellow colleague 335 00:14:16,552 --> 00:14:18,869 can actually put you further ahead in business. 336 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,718 Let that be a lesson to you, young Holden. 337 00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,081 I'm 30. 338 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:24,122 And, uh, the CEO of a company called the Gigglybots called. 339 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,206 He wants to know how to redeem the compute credits 340 00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:27,527 he just bought from Laurie Bream. 341 00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:29,874 What? 342 00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:32,122 Ariel was apprehended this morning 343 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:36,124 shoplifting machine oil from an auto parts store in Turlock. 344 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,497 There was, however, no sign of Fiona. 345 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,248 And with her missing, 346 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,706 I have no need for compute power 347 00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:46,916 therefore no need for your compute credits. 348 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,382 Selling them, I think you'll certainly agree, 349 00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:51,852 was merely a practical business decision. 350 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:56,036 Okay, but, I gave you those credits as a gift. 351 00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:57,410 I was helping you. 352 00:14:57,411 --> 00:14:59,119 You were vomiting, remember? 353 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,285 Ah, yes. Admittedly a moment of weakness. 354 00:15:01,286 --> 00:15:03,161 However, immediately after your departure 355 00:15:03,162 --> 00:15:04,577 I consumed two egg whites 356 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:06,702 and a green bean and regained my composure. 357 00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:08,803 Laurie, when someone gives you a gift 358 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,137 and you don't want it, you give it back. 359 00:15:11,229 --> 00:15:13,395 Okay? You don't just go sell that gift 360 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,229 to the next fucking highest bidder... 361 00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:17,002 Richard, mind your tone. 362 00:15:17,145 --> 00:15:19,628 Your lack of emotional discipline is troubling. 363 00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:22,269 You need to work on this. 364 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,769 Or I may have serious doubts 365 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,603 about granting you your series B. 366 00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:35,731 A lot of computers in here. 367 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,671 I dabble a bit in tech myself. 368 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,323 All these people working here. 369 00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:43,649 You must have something coming to market soon. 370 00:15:44,104 --> 00:15:46,727 No. We have trouble with the government. 371 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,769 I've heard that. 372 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,519 I mean, to even operate an online platform 373 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,353 inside the People's Republic of China 374 00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:54,019 you need a government-issued ICP license, right? 375 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,389 I left a good life. 376 00:15:56,436 --> 00:15:57,602 Free rent. 377 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,566 Great friends. 378 00:15:59,645 --> 00:16:01,270 To fail in China? 379 00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,353 We try to rewrite code, 380 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,838 but government still won't give us license. 381 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,213 Maybe we'll quit. 382 00:16:08,582 --> 00:16:09,930 Try something else. 383 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:13,163 Do you like octopus? 384 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:14,435 I do. 385 00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:15,832 Is that what you're working on? 386 00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:18,474 That's a decentralized network, huh? 387 00:16:18,974 --> 00:16:21,096 Wait, what did you do there? 388 00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:24,098 Looks like you removed the data federation servers. 389 00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:27,598 Yes. And added multicasting and data projections. 390 00:16:27,599 --> 00:16:29,098 Why? That wouldn't work. 391 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,459 It works. Works fine. 392 00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:34,651 Government still does not like it. 393 00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:39,779 Best of luck. 394 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,118 Thanks for the tour. 395 00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:46,551 Ah, Gavin. Dim sum closes in 40 minutes. 396 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,320 Holy shit! Holy fucking shit! 397 00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:49,895 That brilliant little idiot. 398 00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:51,032 He found a way around the patent. 399 00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:52,364 Sir? It's Hendricks' Internet, 400 00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:53,895 but it's not Hendricks' Internet. 401 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,294 I want to share in your excitement, sir, 402 00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:57,073 - but I really don't follow. - That guy in there, 403 00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:59,102 he took Hendricks' software and changed it. 404 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,494 So much so that it shouldn't work. 405 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:01,961 But it does. He showed me the demo. 406 00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:04,086 And here's the thing, it's different enough 407 00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:06,253 that Hendricks' patent won't cover it. 408 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,294 - Are you sure? - Of course I'm fucking sure. 409 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,544 I wrote that patent, Hoover! 410 00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,175 I've got a hundred engineers back at Hooli 411 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:12,758 trying to get around it. They failed. 412 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:15,049 But somehow that monosyllabic moron 413 00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:16,425 just stumbled into it. 414 00:17:16,753 --> 00:17:18,193 I need that kid's code. 415 00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:20,106 I hope that book you're reading is for work. 416 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,023 - Oh, absolutely... - But if you wanna read for fun, 417 00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:23,939 you should read Gilfoyle's favorite author, 418 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,393 George "Error" Martin. 419 00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:27,798 Hear that? We're all making jokes at your expense. 420 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,298 Is that what's happening? 421 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,668 As your supervisor, I wanted to inform you that there is a first aid kit, 422 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:35,513 but if you need blood, don't go to Gilfoyle 423 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,845 'cause he's type-O. 424 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,169 Typo! 425 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:40,929 They love it. They're all laughing at you. 426 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,041 Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story." 427 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,893 Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story." 428 00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:48,308 Pixar's... oh hey! 429 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,019 Were you guys talking about 430 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,269 Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story"? 431 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,311 - No. - 'Cause Gilfoyle's favorite character 432 00:17:54,311 --> 00:17:56,143 is "Bugs" Lightyear. 433 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,809 We're all laughing at you, Gilfoyle. 434 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,097 Are you still at Eklow? 435 00:18:00,097 --> 00:18:01,610 Uh, no. I'm back at the office. 436 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,735 You know, Jared was right. 437 00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,759 I showed compassion to someone who deserves none. 438 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,729 Nothing is personal with Laurie. 439 00:18:08,941 --> 00:18:11,148 Alright? It's what makes her such a great VC. 440 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,631 And in all candor, 441 00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,590 a very challenging business partner. 442 00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:17,049 I gotta be honest, it's really nice not having her in the office. 443 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:20,798 Yeah, well, now I have to buy my own compute credits back 444 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,215 - with money I don't have... - It's that one. 445 00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:24,906 Which was the whole point of getting series B. 446 00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,693 I'm telling you, unless you have money you can't get... 447 00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:28,238 Excuse me. 448 00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:31,551 Richard. Hello. 449 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,548 I'm gonna have to call you back. 450 00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:34,507 Richard? 451 00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:35,923 - What the... - Pied Piper, right? 452 00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:38,049 Uh, yeah. What is she doing here? 453 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,049 - How did she... - Credit card works, 454 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,200 I don't ask questions. 455 00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:44,174 Well this is fucking weird. 456 00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:45,299 I've seen weirder. 457 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:46,882 So should I just... 458 00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,883 leave it on the sidewalk or what? 459 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,090 $50,000 for the whole thing. 460 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:53,257 All you have to do 461 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,300 is give me your hard drive with the code base on it. 462 00:18:55,674 --> 00:18:57,715 Oh, and the underlying rights to the code 463 00:18:57,716 --> 00:18:59,840 in perpetuity throughout the universe. 464 00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:00,862 Sign there. 465 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,840 - No. - Okay. 466 00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:08,424 I like the way you negotiate. 467 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:09,424 $100,000. 468 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:11,243 Final offer. Take it or leave it. 469 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,590 He said, "If oil company wants to buy your house, 470 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,787 there is oil underneath." 471 00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:24,381 But, I'm not an oil company. 472 00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:27,066 No, you are Gavin Belson. 473 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,873 Oh, so you do know who I am. 474 00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:30,132 I'm smart. 475 00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:32,133 Just name your price. 476 00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:34,132 I'm not going to sell you my code 477 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,175 until I know why you want it. 478 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:39,799 Good-bye. 479 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:44,814 Hello. 480 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,966 Whoa. This is so cool. 481 00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,132 So, uh... 482 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,506 apparently Ariel and I 483 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,798 were the only people that talked to her 484 00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:55,065 and he's in jail. 485 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:58,731 So... she came looking for me at Pied Piper. 486 00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:00,399 And you brought her here? 487 00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:02,977 - Can we keep it? - No. No, we cannot. 488 00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:05,232 Richard, she's stolen property. 489 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,273 And she's worth a fortune. 490 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:08,273 We... we have to take her back to Laurie. 491 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,731 Fiona, what's 12 times 157? 492 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:15,592 Twelve times 157 is 1,884. 493 00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:17,507 So cool. 494 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:18,940 Hey, is she right? 495 00:20:20,191 --> 00:20:23,773 Hey Siri, what's 12 times 157? 496 00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:25,690 It's 1,884. 497 00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:27,774 Oh, no way! 498 00:20:27,774 --> 00:20:29,273 - Richard... - No, no, no. Look. 499 00:20:29,274 --> 00:20:32,606 You were right. I was lacking in emotional discipline. 500 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,273 And I'm not gonna let that happen again. 501 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,439 From now on, 502 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,439 I'm leaving my emotions off the fucking table, baby! 503 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,815 - Okay, but... - Laurie's gonna get her robot back. 504 00:20:40,816 --> 00:20:41,856 Tomorrow. 505 00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:44,273 After she gives us something in return. 506 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:47,816 A signed series B term sheet. 507 00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:50,816 Laurie Bream, please. 508 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,108 Oh, you bet your fucking ass, I'll hold. 509 00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:58,786 I'm not asking you to cut off his testicles 510 00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:00,245 and shove 'em down his throat, 511 00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:02,453 shoot him in the back of the head Triad style. 512 00:21:02,454 --> 00:21:04,495 I just need you to get this kid's code for me. 513 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,363 By whatever means necessary. 514 00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:08,744 That is to say through extortion or threats. 515 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,100 - Well... - Gavin. 516 00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:13,086 As I told you, this is new China. 517 00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:14,245 Things have changed. 518 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:15,953 You're telling me you run a factory this big 519 00:21:15,954 --> 00:21:17,619 and you have no connections to the Party? 520 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,472 No way to help this kid see the light? 521 00:21:19,513 --> 00:21:20,602 Come on! 522 00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:23,953 Look, Yao, either you convince this kid to sell his code to me, 523 00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:25,495 or I'm pulling my box contract 524 00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:26,711 and I'm taking it somewhere else. 525 00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:27,969 There are plenty of other countries 526 00:21:27,969 --> 00:21:29,968 in this part of the world with cheap labor pools. 527 00:21:29,969 --> 00:21:31,917 There's no new Bangladesh. 528 00:21:32,011 --> 00:21:33,802 There's just Bangladesh. 529 00:21:36,844 --> 00:21:38,193 I'll see what I can do. 530 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:39,761 Excellent. 531 00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:43,302 Jared, I told Laurie 532 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,635 that we'd get Fiona back to Eklow around 9:00. 533 00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:46,718 So, when you get here 534 00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,279 just pull up to the garage and we'll... 535 00:21:50,261 --> 00:21:53,010 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! She's gone! 536 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,635 She escaped. How the fuck did she... 537 00:21:54,636 --> 00:21:55,576 What? 538 00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:57,676 Wait, where? 539 00:21:57,677 --> 00:21:59,676 It's kind of hard to explain, but... 540 00:22:00,104 --> 00:22:03,510 a campfire smells sad 541 00:22:03,511 --> 00:22:06,094 and exciting at the same time. 542 00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:07,802 I understand. 543 00:22:07,803 --> 00:22:08,969 Yeah? 544 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,510 - Hey. - Hey! 545 00:22:11,511 --> 00:22:12,760 What are you doing out here? 546 00:22:12,761 --> 00:22:14,094 Oh, uh, well... 547 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,510 a few hours into our conversation, 548 00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:19,052 Fiona mentioned she'd never seen the ocean. 549 00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,010 So I thought about driving her there 550 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:22,426 but then I realized since it was dark 551 00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,843 she wouldn't really appreciate its majesty 552 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,178 so I brought her out here to the pool. 553 00:22:28,469 --> 00:22:31,817 So you've just been out here all night, talking... 554 00:22:32,469 --> 00:22:33,510 to a robot? 555 00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:37,042 Fiona, would you excuse us for a second? 556 00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:39,475 Yes. 557 00:22:40,571 --> 00:22:42,029 Come on. Come here. 558 00:22:42,178 --> 00:22:43,186 Okay. 559 00:22:43,511 --> 00:22:47,426 I know that Fiona is a man-made piece of digital equipment 560 00:22:47,427 --> 00:22:48,927 - Okay. - powered by artificial intelligence. 561 00:22:48,928 --> 00:22:51,177 - Good. - But the level of that intelligence 562 00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:53,177 is... it's gobsmacking! 563 00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:56,511 I mean, I don't remember ever having a conversation 564 00:22:56,511 --> 00:22:58,551 like the one I've been having with her 565 00:22:58,552 --> 00:22:59,736 over the last 12 hours. 566 00:22:59,934 --> 00:23:00,968 Twelve hours? 567 00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:02,302 We have so much in common. 568 00:23:02,303 --> 00:23:03,718 We discussed our phobias. 569 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:07,719 I told her that I was afraid of being found out as a fraud. 570 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,927 And she told me that she's afraid of magnets. 571 00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:13,162 Look, Richard, we felt a connection. 572 00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:15,219 It's funny. 573 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,302 The past few weeks, 574 00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:18,635 I've been feeling irritable and short-tempered 575 00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:20,802 and here I am on no sleep at all 576 00:23:20,803 --> 00:23:22,010 and I just feel... 577 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,344 Hey, Jared? 578 00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:26,329 Yes, sir? 579 00:23:26,329 --> 00:23:28,912 You know how you've been practicing, 580 00:23:28,913 --> 00:23:29,913 your words, 581 00:23:29,914 --> 00:23:31,954 - "emotional abstinence'on me? - Yeah-huh. 582 00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:33,620 - Yuh-huh. - Okay. 583 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,268 Well, do you think that it's maybe at all possible 584 00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:36,869 that because of this, 585 00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:39,787 you've got some pent-up emotional energy 586 00:23:39,788 --> 00:23:42,328 and last night you had the chance 587 00:23:42,329 --> 00:23:45,495 to release some of that pent-up emotional energy 588 00:23:45,496 --> 00:23:48,321 onto the robot? 589 00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:50,662 Her name is Fiona. 590 00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,745 Alright, well, I'm shutting her down 591 00:23:53,746 --> 00:23:55,037 and returning her. 592 00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:56,705 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 593 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,787 What if we didn't give her back? 594 00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:01,412 What if we called Laurie? 595 00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:03,453 We could negotiate some kind of a deal. 596 00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:06,460 Jared, whatever happened to emotional discipline, right? 597 00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:08,375 Feelings, and business... 598 00:24:08,538 --> 00:24:10,232 It's over man. Okay? 599 00:24:10,705 --> 00:24:11,830 It's over. 600 00:24:17,454 --> 00:24:19,453 Okay, stop looking at me, please. 601 00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:20,987 Just look... look up there. 602 00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:25,413 It's daytime, but I can see the moon. 603 00:24:33,329 --> 00:24:35,578 Okay, do you want to... Do you want to ride with us 604 00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:37,239 while we take her back to Eklow? 605 00:24:38,663 --> 00:24:40,528 Oh yes! Playground games. 606 00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:44,080 Gilfoyle likes to play "Suck Suck Goose." 607 00:24:45,662 --> 00:24:49,161 Oh! Or it could be "Duck Duck Goofs." 608 00:24:49,773 --> 00:24:50,829 Danny? 609 00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:53,453 Do those qualify as two separate insults? 610 00:24:53,454 --> 00:24:55,870 Uh, yeah. I believe they do. 611 00:24:59,288 --> 00:25:00,428 Why did he gong? 612 00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:03,620 Because I told the engineers that if you thought you had won, 613 00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,287 which you definitely have not, 614 00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:08,370 it would take you less than 24 hours to cobble together 615 00:25:08,371 --> 00:25:10,985 200 uniquely terrible insults. 616 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,208 Which you have just done. 617 00:25:13,496 --> 00:25:16,537 That is why I had Danny tell you you won. 618 00:25:16,538 --> 00:25:17,746 Is that true, Danny? 619 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,286 Did Gilfoyle really... 620 00:25:21,369 --> 00:25:22,386 beat me? 621 00:25:22,411 --> 00:25:24,118 Private audit. Can't say. 622 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,951 So we don't know who actually won? 623 00:25:25,952 --> 00:25:27,928 The code contest, no. 624 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,410 But, while you were running around 625 00:25:30,411 --> 00:25:33,076 racking your tiny brain for shitty insults, 626 00:25:33,077 --> 00:25:36,013 I was quietly plodding towards this victory. 627 00:25:36,455 --> 00:25:37,558 You see... 628 00:25:38,629 --> 00:25:40,959 it is I who am the tortoise. 629 00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:44,003 And you are the hairy Arab 630 00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,669 who can now chortle my balls. 631 00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:51,878 What's happening? 632 00:25:52,328 --> 00:25:53,461 Why did you do that? 633 00:25:53,462 --> 00:25:55,628 Right after you forced me to set Dinesh up, 634 00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:58,045 I told the other engineers that if you won 635 00:25:58,046 --> 00:25:59,711 you'd immediately insult Dinesh 636 00:25:59,712 --> 00:26:02,267 by saying something sexually demeaning or racist. 637 00:26:02,623 --> 00:26:03,878 And you just did both. 638 00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:04,851 I see. 639 00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:06,907 Fun at my expense. 640 00:26:07,004 --> 00:26:08,544 Now if it's alright with upper management, 641 00:26:08,545 --> 00:26:10,295 we have a shit ton of work to do. 642 00:26:10,296 --> 00:26:12,754 Yeah, like so frickin' much. 643 00:26:17,251 --> 00:26:18,374 Assholes. 644 00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:20,703 I wanna fire Danny. 645 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,920 Do it. 646 00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:25,213 I'll ask Richard. 647 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,921 We are at Eklow Labs. 648 00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:31,209 Yes, we are. 649 00:26:31,837 --> 00:26:33,587 The site of my creation. 650 00:26:36,407 --> 00:26:37,477 Richard? 651 00:26:37,754 --> 00:26:40,753 Do you think if I asked, they would let me visit her? 652 00:26:40,754 --> 00:26:42,295 Jared, she's gonna be okay. 653 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:45,461 Alright? She's gonna be plugged back into her old servers, 654 00:26:45,462 --> 00:26:47,419 surrounded by familiar engineers, 655 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:49,369 sitting on the table where she was born. 656 00:26:49,928 --> 00:26:53,217 I promise. She's going to be fine. 657 00:26:57,712 --> 00:27:00,297 Extreme care with the optical sensors, gentlemen. 658 00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:03,221 Boston Dynamics needs them overnighted. 659 00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:04,795 I don't understand. 660 00:27:04,796 --> 00:27:07,295 Fiona is this company's most valuable asset. 661 00:27:07,296 --> 00:27:10,003 Yes, and as such she will garner the highest return 662 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,088 when I have her dismantled and sold off for parts. 663 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:20,128 So you're just gonna take all this promising tech 664 00:27:20,129 --> 00:27:21,295 and liquidate it? 665 00:27:21,296 --> 00:27:23,128 Yes. As quickly as I'm able. 666 00:27:23,129 --> 00:27:24,212 Dude, check it out. 667 00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,128 I'm a robot. 668 00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:30,045 Richard, being a CEO is a terrible waste of time. 669 00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:32,003 And a horrible way to make a living. 670 00:27:32,004 --> 00:27:34,087 I'll be returning to Bream-Hall immediately. 671 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,662 Speaking of... as promised. 672 00:27:38,462 --> 00:27:40,920 A term sheet for your series B. 673 00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:42,471 Congratulations, Richard. 674 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:43,672 Thank you. 675 00:27:45,587 --> 00:27:47,503 See? Silver lining. 676 00:27:47,504 --> 00:27:49,675 I told you... 677 00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:51,337 Wait, uh. Hey, Jared... 678 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,419 Don't... Don't go over there. Don't look in that. 679 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,212 Oh, Fiona... 680 00:27:55,754 --> 00:27:57,295 Come on, let's... 681 00:27:57,296 --> 00:27:59,245 Let's get out of here, huh? 682 00:27:59,504 --> 00:28:00,795 What do you say we go to the office 683 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:02,128 and you can make me some tea? 684 00:28:02,129 --> 00:28:03,545 That might make you feel better? 685 00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:15,419 So, did he sign? 686 00:28:15,722 --> 00:28:16,795 It's done. 687 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:17,925 Fuck yes! 688 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:19,503 How'd you get him to do it? 689 00:28:19,504 --> 00:28:21,419 I made it clear it would be better for him 690 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,170 to hand over the company and leave town immediately. 691 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,295 That's some old Chinese shit right there. 692 00:28:26,296 --> 00:28:28,191 I told you, you're a badass, Yao. 693 00:28:29,587 --> 00:28:31,878 Wait, this lists you as the buyer, not me. 694 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,378 So, what's the plan here? You're gonna sign it over to me then? 695 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:38,312 Gavin, I'm afraid I will no longer be able to manufacture your boxes. 696 00:28:38,879 --> 00:28:41,139 You see, my company will be too busy 697 00:28:41,139 --> 00:28:43,087 manufacturing a new device, 698 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:47,003 built on a radically better technology that I now own 699 00:28:47,004 --> 00:28:49,573 that will quickly render yours obsolete. 700 00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:51,503 Here in China, and, 701 00:28:51,913 --> 00:28:54,212 according to the U.S. patent office, 702 00:28:54,213 --> 00:28:55,932 in America as well. 703 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:59,378 Oh, the children have returned to sing for you. 704 00:29:23,171 --> 00:29:26,586 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com