1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,771 What are we talking about here? 2 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:07,641 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency? 3 00:00:07,666 --> 00:00:10,066 You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream. 4 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:12,128 Pied Piper Coin. 5 00:00:12,591 --> 00:00:13,597 Mm. 6 00:00:15,688 --> 00:00:17,988 I promised Richard that we would never 7 00:00:18,090 --> 00:00:19,682 make them harvest data or sell ads. 8 00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:22,450 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue. 9 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:26,854 But neither am I saying definitively that we will not. 10 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,233 Have you received my proposal? 11 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,900 Very promising. 12 00:00:30,925 --> 00:00:33,627 Look, Monica, I will do the ICO, 13 00:00:34,058 --> 00:00:35,785 but only if you do it with me. 14 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:37,893 Pied Piper Coin is totally going to work. 15 00:00:37,923 --> 00:00:39,412 Yes, it totally is. 16 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:41,442 Whose idea was this again? 17 00:00:54,784 --> 00:00:55,853 Okay, everybody. 18 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,318 Let's do this. 19 00:00:57,554 --> 00:00:59,277 Photo time. Let's go. 20 00:00:59,489 --> 00:01:02,123 Front-enders, come on in. Where's my back-enders? 21 00:01:02,159 --> 00:01:03,891 I see you, crypto-geeks. 22 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:08,295 Follow me! 23 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:09,736 Old Pipey thing. 24 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:12,134 Holden. Are we set? 25 00:01:12,201 --> 00:01:14,401 Sorry. I haven't used this camera before. 26 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:16,138 Are we set? 27 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:17,271 Yes, Jared. 28 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:18,572 Look... uh, look, guys. 29 00:01:18,607 --> 00:01:21,742 I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here. 30 00:01:21,778 --> 00:01:23,044 But, we are here. 31 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:25,746 Finally, all our hard work has paid off. 32 00:01:25,938 --> 00:01:29,866 So now, the world's first, totally decentralized Internet 33 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:32,720 will be live... in five... 34 00:01:32,755 --> 00:01:34,055 Four, 35 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:37,110 three, two, one. 36 00:01:37,135 --> 00:01:38,258 Yeah! 37 00:02:03,118 --> 00:02:05,385 Richard. Richard! 38 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:07,187 Richard. 39 00:02:10,325 --> 00:02:11,591 You have to see this. 40 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:12,859 What's wrong now? 41 00:02:12,894 --> 00:02:14,594 A good thing. 42 00:02:14,629 --> 00:02:16,295 A good thing has finally happened. 43 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:17,570 Don't fuck with me. 44 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,003 I am not fucking with you! 45 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:22,282 Come, come. 46 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:27,047 Look. 47 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:28,514 Look at the user numbers. 48 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,309 Wait, holy shit. Is that right? 49 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:34,810 I think we've reached the inflection point. 50 00:02:38,054 --> 00:02:39,124 We made it. 51 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,596 - Don't, just... don't. - Yeah. 52 00:02:42,148 --> 00:02:45,197 Well, I think this calls for a little celebration. 53 00:02:47,402 --> 00:02:49,902 I just knew that if we kept plugging away, 54 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,704 eventually, we'd get some traction 55 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:54,055 and reach an inflection point. 56 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,174 What did I keep saying? 57 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,510 Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches! 58 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,644 Yes, Holden. 59 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,692 That's right, except for the bitches part, but yes. 60 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:04,851 And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour! 61 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,525 Fuck, yeah! 62 00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:10,890 You get a high five and you get a high five! 63 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,391 - Fuck yeah! - I wanna give a quick shout-out 64 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,759 to my seven developers, 65 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,926 my Septapipers, 66 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,061 who stuck with us through thick and thin, 67 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,864 unlike K-Hole, 68 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,852 which took their game and totally bailed on us. 69 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:27,171 Lock them up! Lock them up! 70 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,775 Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid. 71 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,209 God. Yeah. 72 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:34,078 I just chipped away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant 73 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,339 and this is what's left. 74 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,999 Lock them up! 75 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:47,020 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 76 00:03:49,552 --> 00:03:51,939 So, how are things advancing? 77 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:53,481 To date, 78 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,601 we have manufactured almost 400,000 mobile devices. 79 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:01,122 And we are signing them all onto the Pied Piper network? 80 00:04:01,294 --> 00:04:02,226 Yes. 81 00:04:02,262 --> 00:04:03,868 Well, we have to do it manually. 82 00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:05,166 It is slow. 83 00:04:05,431 --> 00:04:07,265 But it provides an advantage. 84 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,732 They may not know what we are doing 85 00:04:08,768 --> 00:04:10,649 until it's too late for them to stop us. 86 00:04:12,371 --> 00:04:13,470 Indeed. 87 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:17,454 Yeah. To be honest, 88 00:04:17,643 --> 00:04:20,711 at times, I find it difficult to tell what you're thinking. 89 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,313 Mmm, I see. 90 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:42,944 Pappy Van Winkle? 91 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,336 I'm not gonna have to start 92 00:04:45,371 --> 00:04:47,137 locking my desk drawer now, am I? 93 00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:49,639 Hey, does this seem odd to you? 94 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:50,607 What? 95 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:53,076 So, our user numbers have been growing for days, 96 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:55,188 but our coin value is flat. 97 00:04:55,381 --> 00:04:56,547 It hasn't budged at all. 98 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:58,816 I thought the two would be correlated, 99 00:04:58,851 --> 00:04:59,883 at least a little bit. 100 00:04:59,918 --> 00:05:01,218 Yeah. Should be. 101 00:05:01,253 --> 00:05:03,920 Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade. 102 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:05,366 I find parades to be 103 00:05:05,775 --> 00:05:08,058 impotent displays of authoritarianism. 104 00:05:08,093 --> 00:05:09,130 Whose bag is this? 105 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:11,120 - Uh... oh. - Scoot over. 106 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:21,719 Colin? 107 00:05:22,474 --> 00:05:24,307 - Hey, man. - What are you doing here? 108 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:26,209 I like the beard. You throwing a party? 109 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:29,212 Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole Games could've been a part of, 110 00:05:29,248 --> 00:05:30,613 had you not walked out on us. 111 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:32,682 Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC. 112 00:05:32,717 --> 00:05:34,851 She's the one that made me pull the game and bail on you guys. 113 00:05:34,887 --> 00:05:36,386 So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh? 114 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,578 - Well, she had control of my board. - Hmm. 115 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:41,171 Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me. 116 00:05:41,205 --> 00:05:42,704 You lost your company? 117 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:44,373 Aw. Bummer. 118 00:05:44,564 --> 00:05:47,926 But, the cool part is, I'm free. 119 00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:49,970 Which is why I'm here. 120 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:53,416 I have been cooking up a solo project on the side 121 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:54,506 for a few years. 122 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:55,984 It's a killer new game. 123 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,738 And I was thinking maybe, 124 00:05:58,355 --> 00:05:59,721 we would launch it on your network. 125 00:05:59,757 --> 00:06:01,924 It's a sweet indie RPG. 126 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,992 I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo." 127 00:06:04,028 --> 00:06:05,402 I have a ton of presales. 128 00:06:05,596 --> 00:06:07,796 If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam. 129 00:06:07,831 --> 00:06:10,682 You're gonna have 80,000 instant users. 130 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:14,014 - What do you say? - You and K-Hole pull your game. 131 00:06:14,204 --> 00:06:17,338 A game that was the central element 132 00:06:17,374 --> 00:06:18,874 to our launch strategy. 133 00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:21,198 And then literally days after everything 134 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:23,144 starts to fucking come together, 135 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:25,647 you stroll on in here and act like nothing ever happened? 136 00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:26,707 Stroll? 137 00:06:27,051 --> 00:06:28,349 I just walked in here normally. 138 00:06:28,385 --> 00:06:30,151 Besides, this would help you out too, right? 139 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:31,934 You... you wanna help me out? 140 00:06:32,556 --> 00:06:34,034 You just lost your company. 141 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:35,904 I'm in there celebrating, 142 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:37,626 with my fucking victory. 143 00:06:38,162 --> 00:06:39,182 Dude. 144 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,262 Can I be real with you? 145 00:06:42,665 --> 00:06:43,731 I really need this. 146 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:45,540 Can I be realer? 147 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:48,556 Kiss my piss. 148 00:06:49,939 --> 00:06:50,871 What? 149 00:06:50,907 --> 00:06:52,724 You heard me. Kiss my piss. 150 00:06:53,009 --> 00:06:54,609 I was hoping you'd be cool about this. 151 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:57,612 Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat? 152 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,042 Is this cool, huh? 153 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:00,880 To do this, maybe? 154 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:01,948 I don't know. 155 00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:03,182 Kiss my piss. 156 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:05,912 Kiss... 157 00:07:06,247 --> 00:07:07,332 my piss. 158 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:11,488 All right, I get it. 159 00:07:11,686 --> 00:07:12,919 Kiss my piss. 160 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:14,488 I'll see you around, Richard. 161 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,024 Karma's a bitch, Colin. 162 00:07:25,937 --> 00:07:29,218 - Oh! Monica, hey. - Hey. 163 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,037 Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up 164 00:07:31,073 --> 00:07:32,576 for the custodial staff. 165 00:07:32,601 --> 00:07:33,825 When did you get here? 166 00:07:34,158 --> 00:07:35,898 - We never left. - We? 167 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:38,710 All right. Good to go. 168 00:07:42,594 --> 00:07:44,906 You were both here all night? 169 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:47,719 Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, 170 00:07:47,755 --> 00:07:51,090 so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger 171 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,926 and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. 172 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:55,594 Yes. We coded it. 173 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,705 You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole. 174 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,600 In a public workspace, in the state of California, no less. 175 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,702 Shall we? 176 00:08:05,974 --> 00:08:07,207 This breaks our users down 177 00:08:07,242 --> 00:08:09,241 by which developers signed them on. 178 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,906 So, each bar is one of our seven Septopipers. 179 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,480 Wait, why are there eight bars? 180 00:08:14,515 --> 00:08:16,649 - Who... who's that? - No idea. 181 00:08:16,684 --> 00:08:20,052 But whoever it is, they are the reason for most of our new user growth. 182 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:22,588 Wait, so some non-piper out there is signing up 183 00:08:22,624 --> 00:08:24,690 users to our network en masse? 184 00:08:24,726 --> 00:08:26,503 How'd they get access to our system? 185 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:27,960 Without a key from us, 186 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:30,229 the only way in is to steal our software. 187 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:31,912 But no one has stolen our software. 188 00:08:33,968 --> 00:08:35,101 Except for... 189 00:08:35,136 --> 00:08:37,036 Oh, shit. 190 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:43,909 Hello? 191 00:08:43,945 --> 00:08:45,744 Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head. 192 00:08:45,779 --> 00:08:46,911 How's it going, man? 193 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:48,113 He's been in contact 194 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:49,515 with Jian-Yang this whole time? 195 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,016 Yeah, they play Words with Friends. 196 00:08:51,051 --> 00:08:54,453 Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle wants to ask you a question. 197 00:08:54,488 --> 00:08:57,022 No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle. 198 00:08:57,057 --> 00:08:58,990 He's a racist and a witch. 199 00:08:59,026 --> 00:09:00,959 I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi 200 00:09:00,994 --> 00:09:03,228 and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network. 201 00:09:03,264 --> 00:09:05,297 Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing. 202 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:15,462 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 203 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:18,275 But I want to move back into the house. 204 00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:22,497 I want to come home. 205 00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:23,715 Wait, what? 206 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,050 It's not that big a deal. 207 00:09:25,085 --> 00:09:27,016 I mean, Jian-Yang could just take Erlich's old room. 208 00:09:27,253 --> 00:09:28,330 So... 209 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:30,855 I don't give a fuck about that. 210 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,992 So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson 211 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:35,895 tried to buy our stolen software? 212 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:37,183 Yes, but before he could, 213 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,931 he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao. 214 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,266 Yao? Who the fuck is Yao? 215 00:09:42,302 --> 00:09:43,367 This guy. 216 00:09:44,122 --> 00:09:45,536 He's a Chinese manufacturer 217 00:09:45,572 --> 00:09:48,284 who just announced a partnership with guess who? 218 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:49,741 Laurie Bream. 219 00:09:49,776 --> 00:09:53,611 She just led a $200 million round for something called YaoNet. 220 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:56,614 So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones, 221 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:58,006 and signing them onto our network. 222 00:09:58,384 --> 00:10:00,904 But why? Why would they wanna help us? 223 00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:02,231 Oh, shit. 224 00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:04,455 They're not helping us. They're attacking us. 225 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:05,656 It's the 51% attack. 226 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,625 - Has to be. - I'm sorry, what? 227 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,659 A 51... 228 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,634 A 51% attack... 229 00:10:19,138 --> 00:10:21,672 The beauty of our decentralized Internet 230 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,674 is that no one controls it. 231 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,248 But if 51% were controlled 232 00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:27,810 by one entity, 233 00:10:27,846 --> 00:10:29,761 like, say, Laurie and Yao, 234 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:31,681 they could rewrite the rules for everyone. 235 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,550 They can delete all of our users, 236 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:36,319 all of our developer apps, crash our coin. 237 00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:39,723 - This would be the end of Pied Piper. - Fuck! 238 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,658 Okay. How many devices do they have? 239 00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:48,498 Right now, they have 45% of our total. 240 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,132 - And gaining. - Wait, Gilfoyle. 241 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:53,469 Could you write a patch that kicks all of Yao's users off the network? 242 00:10:53,505 --> 00:10:55,505 I would have to rewrite our consensus protocol, 243 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,473 but I could probably get that done in eight hours. 244 00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:58,557 Okay, that's good. 245 00:10:58,557 --> 00:10:59,855 And... and how long do we have 246 00:10:59,855 --> 00:11:01,220 till we lose control of the network? 247 00:11:01,256 --> 00:11:03,375 At this rate, half that. 248 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,375 I just went for a run. 249 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,803 I sprinted... 250 00:11:14,114 --> 00:11:15,414 up the last bit, there. 251 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:19,785 I did open palm. 252 00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:21,453 Aaah! 253 00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,522 Wh-What's going on? 254 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:26,660 Richard, there's no easy way to say this. 255 00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:29,095 Jian-Yang is moving back into the house. 256 00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:31,480 Right? 257 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:34,759 Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company 258 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,162 on the Signature Box Three. 259 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:38,706 Where are they? 260 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,688 Well, the last two months have been challenging. 261 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,294 The Chinese were petulant. 262 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,497 The North Carolinians proved very entitled. 263 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:47,967 And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories. 264 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:49,165 But as it happens, 265 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:52,200 the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining. 266 00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:53,370 But fear not, 267 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,356 I am in the early stages of a new plan. 268 00:11:56,524 --> 00:11:58,455 Did you know that some of America's 269 00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:01,260 most capable, motivated laborers 270 00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:03,496 are at this moment awaiting execution? 271 00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:04,552 Gavin. 272 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,834 How many boxes have you actually managed to produce? 273 00:12:08,054 --> 00:12:09,553 Well, we have the 40 prototypes, 274 00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:11,329 which we've been using to drive sales. 275 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,159 - And? - And... 276 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,599 they are very impressive. 277 00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:17,667 I see. 278 00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,529 I guess it's time we tell you. 279 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:22,385 We've been exploring the viability 280 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,986 of an acquisition with Amazon. 281 00:12:24,022 --> 00:12:25,554 The talks are still preliminary, 282 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:27,924 but thus far, they seem quite promising. 283 00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:30,051 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos? 284 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,652 No fucking way. 285 00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:33,309 I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat, 286 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:36,312 but if Amazon buys this company, I am out. 287 00:12:36,347 --> 00:12:38,347 We spoke to Jeff an hour ago. 288 00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:41,884 It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that. 289 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,956 Priyanka, start separating legitimate users 290 00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:47,957 into their own pool. 291 00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:50,291 Becky, I need you to rate-limit enemy devices. 292 00:12:50,327 --> 00:12:53,495 Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol. 293 00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:55,797 Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time. 294 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,131 Not with that attitude. 295 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,868 Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately. 296 00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:00,972 Working on it. 297 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,406 Colin, hey. It's... it's Richard Hendricks. 298 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,806 Leaving you another voicemail. 299 00:13:04,842 --> 00:13:07,976 Um, just wanted to talk to you about your game. 300 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:12,042 And, uh, those, uh, 80,000 users you got there. 301 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,816 And also, to apologize for last night. 302 00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:18,253 You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk. 303 00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:19,954 We had such a crazy party going on. 304 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,190 Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh, 305 00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:23,958 we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo." 306 00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:25,226 We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up. 307 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,461 How's that sound? Well, just call me back. 308 00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:30,185 Okay? It's... it's Richard Hendricks, it's... 309 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,772 Thank you. Bye. 310 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:35,418 - Left another voicemail. - Doesn't really matter. 311 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,708 He's gonna be off the grid for the next three days. 312 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,656 - What? - Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend. 313 00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,824 Whatever the fuck you said, he took really hard. 314 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,793 Colin went camping. Alone. 315 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,484 Well, did she say where he went? 316 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,400 The Los Trancos Preserve? 317 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,652 Wait. I know exactly where that is. 318 00:13:49,925 --> 00:13:51,424 I used to go foraging for mushrooms 319 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,894 with my friend Muriel there before she passed away. 320 00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:56,195 I could drive up there and... and look for him. 321 00:13:56,231 --> 00:13:57,597 It's only 20 miles away 322 00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,572 and they don't really enforce the speed limit. 323 00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:02,979 Fuck your Volt. I'll drive. 324 00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:06,773 - What... what are you doing? - I'm borrowing my Tesla. 325 00:14:06,808 --> 00:14:09,075 - It's my Tesla. - I pay for it. 326 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,944 And if I don't get to Colin in time, 327 00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:12,712 Pied Piper ceases to exist. 328 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,682 So, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top, 329 00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:17,584 can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you? 330 00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:20,614 - Can Jared drive? - No. 331 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,389 - Fine. - Thank you. 332 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,479 So...? 333 00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:31,442 So... we're fucked. 334 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:33,238 No, we're not. Okay, we just... 335 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,306 We need a few more users 336 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,211 to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and... 337 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,777 And what if you call Dana from Quiver? 338 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:40,513 He hates me. Everybody does. 339 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,615 And to be honest, they're right. I'm an asshole. 340 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:43,949 No, you're not, Richard. 341 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:45,050 Yes, I am. 342 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,610 Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway, 343 00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:48,721 down on his luck 344 00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,990 and he was begging me to take his subscribers. 345 00:14:51,025 --> 00:14:52,111 And I told him to... 346 00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:55,193 kiss... my piss. 347 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,496 - You what? - Kiss my piss. 348 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,164 I said it again and again. 349 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,670 Oh my God. I did a dance. 350 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,593 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just move on from... 351 00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:07,806 this. 352 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,983 I am a spiteful, vengeful prick. 353 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,644 Oh my God, Richard. 354 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,778 Yes, you fucked up. 355 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,080 But that doesn't mean you're a bad person. 356 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,683 Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it. 357 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:19,984 That's not the move of an asshole. 358 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,320 Okay? I mean, you think a guy like Gavin Belson just sits around, 359 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,189 feeling bad about being a dick to people? 360 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,591 He doesn't even notice, okay? 361 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,792 The guy's a prick when he was on top 362 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,661 and now after everything that just happened, 363 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,728 he's still gonna be a prick. 364 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,597 What do you... What do you mean? 365 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,231 Everything that just happened. What happened? 366 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,734 I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli. 367 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,735 What? 368 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,771 Yeah, so Gavin Belson's gonna be out on his ass, 369 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,839 but do you think he's gonna change at all because of it? 370 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,272 No, he's always gonna be a... 371 00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:45,442 prick. 372 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,811 Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself 373 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,266 - and let's just figure out what we can do. - He's a prick. 374 00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:51,882 Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick. 375 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,016 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 376 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,719 He's a... he's a total... 377 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,598 - fucking prick. - Wait, where are you going? 378 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:00,857 How could it be this crowded? 379 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,325 Burning Man's in two weeks, 380 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,579 so people are beta testing their new gear. 381 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,130 Why would people who aren't refugees 382 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,441 choose to come here and live like refugees? 383 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,801 You know that's not, like, a desirable thing, right? 384 00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,636 Living like a refugee? Ugh! 385 00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,993 This place is offensive to homeless people. 386 00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,619 - Hello? - Hello, Gavin? 387 00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:21,453 It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 388 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,487 - Mind the glass. - Yeah. 389 00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:28,091 Oh. It's all smashed up again. 390 00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:29,924 What do you want, Richard? 391 00:16:31,628 --> 00:16:32,594 I need your help. 392 00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:33,695 Look, my network is in trouble. 393 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:36,131 And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you... 394 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,031 Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me 395 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,500 another one of your inspirational, 396 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:41,969 in defense of great technology speeches, are you? 397 00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,571 Stand up and fight for innovation, 398 00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:44,638 that kind of bullshit? 399 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,496 No. Exactly the opposite. 400 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:49,977 I happen to know that a man named Yao 401 00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:51,239 fucked you over. 402 00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,647 How would you like to fuck him back? 403 00:16:54,653 --> 00:16:55,749 I'm listening. 404 00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,334 I need you to attack me. 405 00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,488 John? It's Gavin Belson. 406 00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,724 Oh. Hello. 407 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,959 Listen, John. Do we still have the prototypes 408 00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,995 of my Signature Box Three strung up? 409 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,330 Yeah. 410 00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:14,600 They told us they were gonna send more, but... 411 00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:16,907 they never did. 412 00:17:16,907 --> 00:17:18,106 Well, that's a long story. 413 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,572 - I got time. - Yeah, listen, John... 414 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:25,675 I need you to give admin access to Richard Hendricks. 415 00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:27,944 Becky, did you run connection throttling 416 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,779 on the latest batch of device IDs? 417 00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:31,848 Yes. You know why? 418 00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:33,064 I'm not a moron. 419 00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,351 Oh, I see. I'm the asshole. 420 00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:36,400 Really? 421 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:37,820 You really wanna have this conversation? 422 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:39,000 You're both assholes. 423 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,624 Shut the fuck up. 424 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,318 The fuck does it matter. 425 00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,862 We're never gonna finish this patch in time, anyway. 426 00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,668 Wait, what the fuck... 427 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,468 just happened? 428 00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:57,039 Dick, where are you? 429 00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:58,174 I'm at Gavin's. 430 00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,675 I just gave his boxes permission 431 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,477 to mimic a shit-ton of phones on our network. 432 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,978 A second attack. 433 00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:04,079 Yes, exactly. 434 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:07,247 Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch? 435 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,416 Close, but you do realize 436 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,119 that now that we're below 51%, 437 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,920 we can't deploy it. 438 00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:14,222 For now, we can't win. 439 00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:17,200 But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either. 440 00:18:17,536 --> 00:18:18,839 He just bought us some time. 441 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,670 Okay, I'll see you in a bit. 442 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,794 Well, Gavin, thank you very much. 443 00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:25,881 You just gave me and my guys a fighting chance. 444 00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:27,699 Is that what just happened here, Richard? 445 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:28,933 Yes. 446 00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:31,545 - No? - Seems to me, 447 00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:34,149 you are the one that just gave me a fighting chance. 448 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,038 Ni hao. 449 00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:38,410 It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao. 450 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,311 What the fuck are you doing? 451 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,239 This is the last road, Dinesh. 452 00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,057 He's not here. 453 00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:51,398 Colin! Colin! 454 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,767 Will you shut the fuck up? 455 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,802 How would you like to die today, motherfucker? 456 00:18:54,837 --> 00:18:56,691 No, it's not a real death threat, sir. 457 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,839 I'm sorry. I'm just stressed. 458 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,440 Shut up for a second. You hear that? 459 00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:18,491 So, you want us to delete all of our phones? 460 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:20,293 Right now, we're in a standoff. 461 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:23,566 You can't win, but if you back off, I can. 462 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,331 I have more devices than anyone, 463 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,833 I will reach 51%, 464 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,601 and take control of this little shit's network. 465 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,003 You know, can I chime in here? 466 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:33,363 I actually think that this is a bad idea, and... 467 00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:36,810 In exchange for deleting your principal competition, 468 00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:38,678 I'm simply asking for a partnership 469 00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,280 between your venture and Hooli. 470 00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,719 Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him. 471 00:19:42,818 --> 00:19:44,451 So I don't know where the connection could... 472 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,019 For fuck's sake. 473 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,676 I'm sure my board would find 474 00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:50,209 an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli 475 00:19:50,244 --> 00:19:52,178 vastly preferable to fire sale-ing 476 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:53,800 the company to Jeff Bezos. 477 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,348 My proposal is I help you, 478 00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,750 in exchange for a 20% stake in your venture. 479 00:19:57,786 --> 00:19:59,251 And I have a counterproposal, 480 00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:03,215 that you do not do that. 481 00:20:03,358 --> 00:20:04,480 Gavin... 482 00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:07,327 How do we proceed? 483 00:20:08,697 --> 00:20:09,796 Because... 484 00:20:11,098 --> 00:20:12,167 We like it. 485 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,835 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 486 00:20:50,072 --> 00:20:52,096 - We tried calling you. - A hundred times. 487 00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:54,197 Yeah, I'm off the grid. 488 00:20:54,232 --> 00:20:55,330 And... 489 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,766 Done. 490 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,714 All right, so the patch is ready? 491 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:00,901 Indeed. 492 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,142 Now, maybe someday, 493 00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:05,277 Dark Lord willing, we'll actually get to deploy... 494 00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:06,378 Boo-yah! 495 00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:08,376 We just crushed the patch, Pipers! 496 00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:11,153 Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now! 497 00:21:11,305 --> 00:21:13,411 - Drop it! - Wait, what the fuck? 498 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,729 Care to tell me what the fuck is going on now? 499 00:21:20,764 --> 00:21:21,998 Gavin is fucking us. 500 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,765 He just convinced Yao to pull his phones. 501 00:21:23,801 --> 00:21:25,167 What the fuck is that noise? 502 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,503 Gavin's making ice cream. 503 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:28,837 - Fuck. - Yeah. 504 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,712 - Can you kill his devices? - No, I can't. 505 00:21:30,712 --> 00:21:32,418 He just had his server guy lock me out. 506 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:33,947 Look, we need Colin. 507 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:36,749 We need "Galloo," now. 508 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,772 All right, well, it's a pretty straight road from here, so... 509 00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:42,224 Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers! 510 00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:44,991 We are going Ludicrous! 511 00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:47,961 What the fuck? 512 00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:51,498 Oh. What? 513 00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:54,000 Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode. 514 00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:55,969 You wrecked your Tesla. You're not wrecking mine. 515 00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:58,891 Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance 516 00:21:58,916 --> 00:21:59,962 to 80 kilowatts. 517 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,757 Come on, you have to let me do Ludicrous Mode, now! 518 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:04,445 I've been a total gentleman about this. 519 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,538 I have Colin! 520 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,113 I want two more months of payments. 521 00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:08,915 One more month. 522 00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:12,157 Fine. Do not crash. 523 00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:16,324 Here we go. 524 00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:17,746 Three... 525 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:18,992 two... 526 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:20,126 one... 527 00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:32,505 We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers on the job, Gavin. 528 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,313 The patch you asked for is nearly finished. 529 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:38,845 Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%. 530 00:22:41,783 --> 00:22:44,049 Hey, Richard. I know what might cheer you up. 531 00:22:44,085 --> 00:22:45,485 How about a little ice cream? 532 00:22:47,421 --> 00:22:49,321 Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you? 533 00:22:51,092 --> 00:22:52,291 Well, this is fucked. 534 00:22:52,326 --> 00:22:54,627 I heard on a podcast that patrol men 535 00:22:54,662 --> 00:22:57,797 are actually a lot more tempted by bribes than you might think. 536 00:22:59,968 --> 00:23:01,433 Officer, hi. 537 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,385 Is there anything I can do to make this all... 538 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:06,634 go away? 539 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,839 Sir, I would think very carefully 540 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,973 about the next words that come out of your mouth. 541 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:15,946 Oh, shit. 542 00:23:17,848 --> 00:23:19,648 Well, look at that. 543 00:23:19,684 --> 00:23:20,904 51%. 544 00:23:21,616 --> 00:23:22,840 Yeah, Scott? 545 00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:24,687 Yes, I know. 546 00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:25,889 I just saw. 547 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,520 No, not yet. Hold on a moment. 548 00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:33,529 Gavin. 549 00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:34,863 What is our status? 550 00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:36,665 Friends, I'm about to delete 551 00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:38,450 Mr. Hendricks' life's work. 552 00:23:38,815 --> 00:23:40,346 I thought you'd wanna see it happen. 553 00:23:40,972 --> 00:23:42,638 Richard, was that too mean? 554 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,537 Oh, well. Should we get to it? 555 00:23:46,872 --> 00:23:48,231 - Scott... - Wait. 556 00:23:50,415 --> 00:23:52,779 Take it. Just take it. 557 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,249 Take what? 558 00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:55,354 Pied Piper. 559 00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,486 The whole network. All of it. 560 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,180 Just please don't destroy it. 561 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,091 I'd rather give it away than watch it die. 562 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:05,861 As much as I hate to admit, 563 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:08,131 who better to take it than you, Gavin? 564 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,601 I mean, you're really the only one 565 00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:15,804 who realizes what the decentralized Internet could be. 566 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,573 I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed? 567 00:24:18,609 --> 00:24:20,475 You wrote the patent and gave it to me. 568 00:24:20,511 --> 00:24:24,218 Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed systems engineers in the city. 569 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,319 I mean, you could build this 570 00:24:27,372 --> 00:24:28,783 into what it was meant to be. 571 00:24:28,818 --> 00:24:29,817 Gavin, enough. 572 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,319 Come on, you know that my network 573 00:24:32,355 --> 00:24:34,642 is way better than some knockoff. 574 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:37,124 And instead of taking a minority stake in their company, 575 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:39,375 you could take total control of mine. 576 00:24:40,603 --> 00:24:41,911 Why would you turn that down? 577 00:24:42,075 --> 00:24:43,874 Let's make it official. I will, uh... 578 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,679 I will sign my company 579 00:24:48,727 --> 00:24:49,948 over to you. 580 00:24:50,173 --> 00:24:52,006 It's yours, Gavin. You win. 581 00:24:53,691 --> 00:24:54,765 Okay? 582 00:24:55,111 --> 00:24:57,745 Take it. Just please don't delete it. 583 00:24:57,781 --> 00:24:59,286 All our phones are turned off, now. 584 00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:02,883 Gavin, delete Pied Piper immediately or we will walk away. 585 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,352 Not if I walk away first. 586 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,116 Sorry, but this gives me all the cards. 587 00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:09,440 I get Hooli back. 588 00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:12,926 Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer. 589 00:25:12,961 --> 00:25:15,087 And fuck the Signature Box Three. 590 00:25:15,202 --> 00:25:16,797 I get a complete do-over. 591 00:25:16,832 --> 00:25:18,899 Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches. 592 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,000 Fuck him! 593 00:25:20,035 --> 00:25:21,933 I'll host the fucking brunches. 594 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:24,572 All because Mr. Hendricks here 595 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:25,698 was kind enough to... 596 00:25:26,409 --> 00:25:27,511 Sorry, what does this say? 597 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:29,602 - Kiss my... - Piss. 598 00:25:31,514 --> 00:25:33,030 Kiss my piss. 599 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,026 Kiss my piss. 600 00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:40,486 Richard, please stop the movement. Kiss my piss. 601 00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:42,222 - I find it annoying. - Kiss my piss. 602 00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:43,656 Yes, we don't like it. 603 00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:45,022 What the fuck are you doing, Richard? 604 00:25:45,057 --> 00:25:47,690 What does it look like? I'm fucking you over, Gavin. 605 00:25:47,726 --> 00:25:49,721 - You're what? - I was stalling! 606 00:25:52,155 --> 00:25:54,331 "Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"? 607 00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:57,424 Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users. 608 00:25:58,037 --> 00:25:59,366 Oh! Yes. 609 00:26:01,806 --> 00:26:03,702 Scott. Run the patch. 610 00:26:03,975 --> 00:26:05,014 It's not working. 611 00:26:05,014 --> 00:26:06,907 We've lost control of the network. 612 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:08,930 Gilfoyle... 613 00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,162 when you're ready. 614 00:26:12,754 --> 00:26:13,886 Bombs away. 615 00:26:21,863 --> 00:26:23,162 What the fuck just happened? 616 00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:32,706 Colin, you did it. You saved us. 617 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:34,608 No. That was all Dinesh. 618 00:26:34,643 --> 00:26:36,641 That was quick fucking thinking with that cop. 619 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:37,585 Yeah. 620 00:26:40,014 --> 00:26:42,768 Yeah! 621 00:26:43,317 --> 00:26:44,816 Holden! Get the fuck down! 622 00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:45,940 Monica. 623 00:26:47,735 --> 00:26:49,001 - Cheers. - For me? 624 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:50,259 Yeah! 625 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,055 You saw our coin price, right? 626 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,059 It's going up. 627 00:26:54,094 --> 00:26:55,499 Well, look at that. 628 00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:56,968 Come on! 629 00:26:58,021 --> 00:26:59,486 Jared finally broke him. 630 00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:01,669 - Get it! - Yeah. 631 00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:06,059 I like you. 632 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:09,898 Not in a... 633 00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:12,215 Fuck yeah! 634 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,266 - Yeah. - You understand what I'm saying. 635 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:17,283 Sure. 636 00:27:17,308 --> 00:27:18,775 Come on, don't be assholes. 637 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,866 We can still do our deal. 638 00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:21,223 You still need an American partner 639 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,414 for your network, don't you? 640 00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:25,318 I believe we are now entitled to explore other options. 641 00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:26,547 Thanks for the help, Gavin. 642 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,891 And, uh, thanks for the ice cream. 643 00:27:33,705 --> 00:27:36,100 We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello. 644 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:38,721 - Yes? - Yes. 645 00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:41,087 Yes. 646 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,007 Fuck! 647 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:55,066 And we'd be right up here. 648 00:27:55,247 --> 00:27:57,793 - Ooh! Love the video fireplace. - Yeah. 649 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:03,176 Wow. It's magnificent. 650 00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:04,457 It's a little bright. 651 00:28:04,588 --> 00:28:07,365 But I could find a dark corner to settle into. 652 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:10,438 It's great. 653 00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,293 When do these guys move out? 654 00:28:12,328 --> 00:28:13,628 Oh, no, this isn't our space. 655 00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:15,344 We're actually right through here. 656 00:28:21,405 --> 00:28:22,557 Here we go. 657 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,236 What do you guys think? 658 00:28:25,293 --> 00:28:26,781 Uh, I'm sorry. 659 00:28:26,828 --> 00:28:29,028 What part of this would we be renting? 660 00:28:29,064 --> 00:28:30,201 All of it. 661 00:28:30,499 --> 00:28:31,459 What? 662 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,033 Yeah, we're signing new developers every day. 663 00:28:34,069 --> 00:28:36,569 That's gonna require hundreds of new engineers, Richard. 664 00:28:36,604 --> 00:28:38,171 And the staff to support them. 665 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:41,532 Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs. 666 00:28:41,532 --> 00:28:42,965 Whoa. Why would we need that? 667 00:28:43,191 --> 00:28:45,121 To deal with things like the NSA. 668 00:28:45,121 --> 00:28:46,125 They called yesterday. 669 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,090 They have a lot of questions about our tech. 670 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,975 And about inserting a back door. 671 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,486 We can push back. 672 00:28:51,513 --> 00:28:52,526 Against the government? 673 00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:54,492 - I don't love that. - I do. 674 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,416 Do you guys wanna see the second floor? 675 00:28:56,441 --> 00:28:57,386 There's another floor? 676 00:28:57,411 --> 00:28:58,685 There's three more, actually. 677 00:28:58,685 --> 00:29:00,219 This all used to be part of Hooli. 678 00:29:00,961 --> 00:29:01,993 Okay. 679 00:29:05,163 --> 00:29:06,184 Whoa! 680 00:29:06,726 --> 00:29:08,493 I know. It's exciting, right? 681 00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:08,636 Thank you!