1 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:08,759 Facebook, Google and Amazon exploit our data for profit. 2 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:11,744 I will help you by building an internet of the people 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,478 by the people and for the people, 4 00:00:13,479 --> 00:00:14,553 so help me God. 5 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:19,044 You said all that stuff about not collecting user data. 6 00:00:19,045 --> 00:00:21,134 - But I am. - I just lied to Congress. 7 00:00:21,135 --> 00:00:23,294 Hooli will remain an independent entity, 8 00:00:23,295 --> 00:00:25,594 even if we have to shed a few divisions 9 00:00:25,595 --> 00:00:27,175 and trim a little fat. 10 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:30,394 Gwart has a really good idea, 11 00:00:30,395 --> 00:00:32,474 but she doesn't have a business plan. 12 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:33,515 Hi, I'm Jared. 13 00:00:34,815 --> 00:00:37,684 We were able to break down all of your misdeeds. 14 00:00:37,685 --> 00:00:40,024 This guy is dirty as a dog, and we got him. 15 00:00:40,025 --> 00:00:41,194 Oh, hell yes. 16 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:43,574 It's the greatest data aggregating platform. 17 00:00:43,575 --> 00:00:46,445 And Richard developed it specifically for us. 18 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:53,390 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 19 00:00:54,252 --> 00:00:56,165 So this morning, Colin cut a new build 20 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:58,336 of Gates of Galloo to his staging server. 21 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:02,544 Okay, um, this is Baldereach, 22 00:01:02,545 --> 00:01:04,174 capital city of Galloonia. 23 00:01:04,175 --> 00:01:06,844 Those are some ghoul knights, wearing gelatinous armor. 24 00:01:06,845 --> 00:01:08,844 This is just the game, pretty standard stuff. 25 00:01:08,845 --> 00:01:10,804 Well, until I... 26 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:12,394 turn on the microphone. 27 00:01:12,395 --> 00:01:14,474 How are you doing, Richard? Are you hungry? 28 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,725 Would you like some pizza? 29 00:01:19,185 --> 00:01:21,694 What the fuck? 30 00:01:21,695 --> 00:01:25,324 He's using our API to run ads directly in the game engine? 31 00:01:25,325 --> 00:01:26,774 Crazy, right? 32 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:28,284 Domino's Pizza 33 00:01:28,285 --> 00:01:30,454 in a fantasy medieval universe. 34 00:01:30,455 --> 00:01:32,915 Why, it's enough to make you wanna go on vacation. 35 00:01:33,575 --> 00:01:36,954 And he's even using our ability to track sentiment. 36 00:01:36,955 --> 00:01:38,754 Yeah. Even if I say nonsense words, 37 00:01:38,755 --> 00:01:40,624 it assigns them an emotional value. 38 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:43,085 La-la-la-la-la-la-la! 39 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:46,004 Fuck me. So, 40 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,004 unless we get rid of Colin, which we can't, 41 00:01:48,005 --> 00:01:50,515 he is going to put this on our network. 42 00:01:51,225 --> 00:01:53,594 Money just perverts everything. 43 00:01:53,595 --> 00:01:56,184 At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted. 44 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:58,182 Yeah, I wanna be a lot perverted. 45 00:01:58,183 --> 00:02:01,184 I wanna blow money while it talks to its wife on the phone. 46 00:02:01,185 --> 00:02:03,152 - I wanna suck money... Oh. - All right. 47 00:02:03,153 --> 00:02:05,086 - Microphone. - Oh! Uh... 48 00:02:05,087 --> 00:02:07,404 Kittens, puppies, United Nations! 49 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:22,125 Richard, is this an okay time? 50 00:02:23,835 --> 00:02:25,294 It's a great time, Jared. 51 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:28,885 I'm surrounded on all sides by people who turn on me. 52 00:02:29,805 --> 00:02:32,974 - I can come back. - No. No, no, it's fine. 53 00:02:32,975 --> 00:02:35,095 What do you got? 54 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:39,604 What is this? 55 00:02:39,605 --> 00:02:42,145 It's my resignation letter. 56 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,775 I'm leaving. 57 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:48,775 What? 58 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,154 One gaff with Colin, and you're just gonna walk away? 59 00:02:54,155 --> 00:02:56,034 It's about so much more than that, Richard. 60 00:02:56,035 --> 00:02:58,074 I've been agonizing over this. 61 00:02:58,075 --> 00:03:01,204 Not sleeping, not eating... 62 00:03:01,205 --> 00:03:04,504 I completely forgot my godson's 40th birthday. 63 00:03:04,505 --> 00:03:05,834 Richard, 64 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:09,134 Pied Piper isn't the same company that I signed up for. 65 00:03:09,135 --> 00:03:11,464 She has different needs now, 66 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:13,214 and so do you, 67 00:03:13,215 --> 00:03:15,845 and, it turns out, 68 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:18,185 so do I. 69 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:21,474 Okay, Jared... 70 00:03:21,475 --> 00:03:23,314 we are in the middle of a shit storm here. 71 00:03:23,315 --> 00:03:26,484 I'm trying to handle this as honestly as possible. 72 00:03:26,485 --> 00:03:28,814 There's a founder at the hacker hostel, 73 00:03:28,815 --> 00:03:31,154 and she needs my help, and... 74 00:03:31,155 --> 00:03:32,984 once I'm free of encumbrances... 75 00:03:32,985 --> 00:03:35,324 Encumbrances? Oh! Well, 76 00:03:35,325 --> 00:03:38,364 fuck me, Jared. I don't want to encumber you. 77 00:03:38,365 --> 00:03:40,414 Okay. 78 00:03:40,415 --> 00:03:43,544 Go to your new boss. I hope she's not a... 79 00:03:43,545 --> 00:03:46,254 big of a fuck-up as I am, you... 80 00:03:46,255 --> 00:03:47,425 buddy-fucker. 81 00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:51,504 - I'm not a buddy-fucker. - Oh, yes, you are, Jared. 82 00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:53,344 You are a buddy-fucker. 83 00:03:53,345 --> 00:03:54,924 I am your buddy, 84 00:03:54,925 --> 00:03:57,184 and you are fucking me. Ergo, 85 00:03:57,185 --> 00:03:59,185 you are a buddy-fucker. 86 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:02,975 Goodbye. 87 00:04:06,395 --> 00:04:09,485 - Richard, I'm not... - Goodbye, Jared. Thank you. 88 00:04:17,535 --> 00:04:19,035 I like it how it is. 89 00:04:19,705 --> 00:04:20,874 But it's too warm. 90 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:22,665 I want it warm. 91 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:26,045 Okay. 92 00:04:30,545 --> 00:04:32,714 Gentlemen, and lady, 93 00:04:32,715 --> 00:04:35,004 a short time ago, I reached out to you and asked you 94 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:37,804 to invest, sight unseen, in a newer, 95 00:04:37,805 --> 00:04:40,054 leaner, and more focused Hooli. 96 00:04:40,055 --> 00:04:42,724 And invest you did, guided not by 97 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:45,434 traditional spreadsheets or actuarial tables, 98 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:47,684 but by your own highly attuned financial... 99 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:50,064 Gavin, cut the bullshit. 100 00:04:50,065 --> 00:04:51,860 What do we still own? 101 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,234 Mr. Skelton. 102 00:04:53,235 --> 00:04:55,234 As candid and as forthright as ever. 103 00:04:55,235 --> 00:04:58,244 - Age has not dulled one iota of... - Gavin. 104 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:01,164 Of course. I had prepared a presentation, 105 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:03,074 but I suppose I can just skip to the end. 106 00:05:03,075 --> 00:05:05,284 Hopefully, I won't lose you. 107 00:05:05,285 --> 00:05:07,415 Okay... 108 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,924 Confucius, John Lennon, 109 00:05:10,925 --> 00:05:13,334 Nietzsche, Ayn Rand, 110 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:15,174 Steve Wonder, and here we go! 111 00:05:15,175 --> 00:05:16,424 As you can see, 112 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:19,304 among the many jewels still in Hooli's crown 113 00:05:19,305 --> 00:05:22,644 are our exciting suite of office... 114 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:25,054 Where is web services? 115 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:28,524 Well, Mr. Bezos felt it would fold nicely into his AWS, 116 00:05:28,525 --> 00:05:29,604 so he insisted... 117 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,774 Smart speaker and in-home? 118 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:35,314 - He took that, too? - HooliHome was, indeed, subsumed 119 00:05:35,315 --> 00:05:37,574 - by the Amazon Alexa... - Targeted search? 120 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,945 Ironically, also missing. 121 00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:42,824 But we maintain rights to the HooliPhone 122 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,034 and its proprietary apps, 123 00:05:44,035 --> 00:05:47,164 the patent for the Hooli Puck Mouse. 124 00:05:47,165 --> 00:05:49,914 We also maintain our web-based marketplaces, 125 00:05:49,915 --> 00:05:53,884 including our up-and-coming lifestyle networking platform, 126 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:57,174 - Foxhole. - What the fuck is that? 127 00:05:57,175 --> 00:06:00,514 Well, Foxhole is a very exciting 128 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:03,804 web-based exchange, catering to those in the military, 129 00:06:03,805 --> 00:06:05,370 who are interested in having 130 00:06:05,371 --> 00:06:08,004 - extramarital affairs. - Gavin, 131 00:06:08,005 --> 00:06:10,854 when do you expect the eight of us will 132 00:06:10,855 --> 00:06:13,024 recoup our investment? 133 00:06:13,025 --> 00:06:15,654 Ah, yes! That's my very next slide. 134 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:17,525 After this one. 135 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:20,904 Well, with a little luck, 136 00:06:20,905 --> 00:06:24,994 we'll be profitable and up 5X inside three years. 137 00:06:24,995 --> 00:06:28,495 You got three months, or you're out. 138 00:06:30,245 --> 00:06:32,504 So, Melanie will take on all of Jared's 139 00:06:32,505 --> 00:06:34,544 marketing duties, Gwen will cover biz dev, 140 00:06:34,545 --> 00:06:36,964 and that should take care of it. 141 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:38,214 Does this scan to you? 142 00:06:38,215 --> 00:06:40,174 - I can see it. - Okay, great. 143 00:06:40,175 --> 00:06:42,974 - Okay, back to work. - Uh, Bertram, 144 00:06:42,975 --> 00:06:44,975 while I have you... 145 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:47,434 You don't have me. 146 00:06:47,435 --> 00:06:50,394 Richard's just tasked me with streamlining productivity 147 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:51,854 and balancing headcount. 148 00:06:51,855 --> 00:06:53,684 Can you explain to me why you have 149 00:06:53,685 --> 00:06:55,524 no one working under you? 150 00:06:55,525 --> 00:06:58,774 It just seems odd considering that the agile board is showing 151 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:00,734 that you have a massive backlog. 152 00:07:00,735 --> 00:07:02,324 You're new here, 153 00:07:02,325 --> 00:07:05,114 so I'll forgive the patronizing tone. 154 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:07,534 I'm more concerned with being right 155 00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:09,374 than being fast, 156 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:13,044 and I don't like dealing with people. To wit, 157 00:07:13,045 --> 00:07:15,164 - are we done? - Oh, 158 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:16,504 you're "that guy". 159 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:18,634 What "guy" exactly? 160 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:21,004 The brooding, arrogant guy 161 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,304 who refuses to take orders? 162 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:25,238 Self-taught coder who looks down on 163 00:07:25,239 --> 00:07:26,804 anyone who's taken a class. 164 00:07:26,805 --> 00:07:28,684 You're probably an atheist 165 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:30,894 or something more contrarian. 166 00:07:30,895 --> 00:07:33,434 You claim to be an anarcho-capitalist, 167 00:07:33,435 --> 00:07:35,604 but you work here and pay taxes. 168 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:37,058 You've probably read 169 00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:39,650 half of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, 170 00:07:39,651 --> 00:07:42,784 and it's about 50/50 whether you own a snake. 171 00:07:42,785 --> 00:07:45,654 His girlfriend owns a snake. 172 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,364 I finished Cryptonomicon, 173 00:07:47,365 --> 00:07:50,284 and you easily could've just looked in my file. 174 00:07:50,285 --> 00:07:51,784 I didn't need to. 175 00:07:51,785 --> 00:07:54,874 - I'm assigning you five coders. - Inadvisable. 176 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,294 Noted. 177 00:07:56,295 --> 00:07:58,044 I'll send them over first thing tomorrow. 178 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,571 If you're going to throw five randoms under me, 179 00:08:00,572 --> 00:08:02,385 at least let me pick my team. 180 00:08:03,095 --> 00:08:04,885 - Fair enough. - Good. 181 00:08:05,425 --> 00:08:07,094 - Georgia? - Mm. 182 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:10,974 You want to move the entire company to Georgia? 183 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,106 Why? 184 00:08:12,107 --> 00:08:14,434 Well, the Valley's become prohibitively expensive. 185 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:15,984 Look at these numbers. 186 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:17,604 If we move to Georgia, 187 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:20,314 we can save a fortune and get a further investment. 188 00:08:20,315 --> 00:08:21,444 It's the only way. 189 00:08:21,445 --> 00:08:23,694 Well, I have heard good things about 190 00:08:23,695 --> 00:08:25,864 the food scene in the Dirty South. 191 00:08:25,865 --> 00:08:27,784 Stankonia. Freaknik. 192 00:08:27,785 --> 00:08:30,031 Might be nice to be around more people of color. 193 00:08:30,032 --> 00:08:32,374 What? Not Atlanta. 194 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:36,124 Tbilisi. The country of Georgia, not the state. 195 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,335 What? 196 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,254 - Gavin? - Hmm? 197 00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:43,754 Tbilisi is no doubt a wonderfully rustic place, 198 00:08:43,755 --> 00:08:47,094 but do you not fear losing a local presence, 199 00:08:47,095 --> 00:08:49,684 a connection with the beating heart of 200 00:08:49,685 --> 00:08:51,644 the technology industry? 201 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,684 Boots on the ground, so to speak. 202 00:08:53,685 --> 00:08:55,855 I think it's wise, sir. 203 00:08:57,815 --> 00:09:00,394 Shit. You're right. 204 00:09:00,395 --> 00:09:03,364 I need to be here to maintain my relevance. 205 00:09:03,365 --> 00:09:05,194 All right then. Plan B. 206 00:09:05,195 --> 00:09:08,494 You two and the team will move to Belarus. 207 00:09:08,495 --> 00:09:12,164 If we can get close enough to the Chernobyl exclusion zone, 208 00:09:12,165 --> 00:09:13,534 it's a buyer's market, 209 00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:15,744 and with the money we save from substantially 210 00:09:15,745 --> 00:09:17,670 downgrading from Tbilisi, 211 00:09:17,671 --> 00:09:20,152 plus the bigger Belarusian investment we've been offered, 212 00:09:20,153 --> 00:09:22,544 I'll maintain a pied-? -terre here in town. 213 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:25,384 Now, I'll need to rely much more heavily on you 214 00:09:25,385 --> 00:09:28,054 because you probably won't see me much. 215 00:09:28,055 --> 00:09:29,974 I'll need you to guide the troops 216 00:09:29,975 --> 00:09:31,514 and bridge the language gap, 217 00:09:31,515 --> 00:09:33,184 but... 218 00:09:33,185 --> 00:09:35,144 God damn, 219 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:37,685 I respect the hell out of you both. 220 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,694 - Are you sure about this? - Uh... 221 00:09:48,695 --> 00:09:50,194 Yeah. Yeah, no. 222 00:09:50,195 --> 00:09:53,534 We can't have that atrocious game anywhere on our network. 223 00:09:53,535 --> 00:09:55,164 - We have to do a raise. - Well, 224 00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:57,875 it's a terrible time to do it, but... 225 00:09:58,705 --> 00:10:00,204 I mean, it's your call. 226 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:02,044 It's gonna have to be a big number though. 227 00:10:02,045 --> 00:10:03,424 Yeah, good. 228 00:10:03,425 --> 00:10:05,584 I guess we should set up some meetings, yeah? 229 00:10:05,585 --> 00:10:08,845 Too time-consuming. Let's jump-start the process. 230 00:10:09,515 --> 00:10:11,634 Are you feeling charitable? 231 00:10:11,635 --> 00:10:14,144 Just 39 cents a day can literally 232 00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:16,604 feed an entire family like this. 233 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:18,814 Think about it, then ask yourself... 234 00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:25,799 All right, so this place is the who's who of VCs, 235 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,734 so let's do a lap, take inventory, 236 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:30,824 and we'll start with the biggest firm, work our way down to... 237 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:33,574 - Laurie! - Monica. Richard. 238 00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:35,285 What are you doing here? 239 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,084 The same as you, I suppose. 240 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,294 Eating caviar and... 241 00:10:40,295 --> 00:10:41,504 hacking famine. 242 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:45,084 - No, I thought you moved to China. - Mm. 243 00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:47,634 The interesting thing about moving, Monica, 244 00:10:47,635 --> 00:10:50,924 is that you can do it more than once. I am back. 245 00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:53,094 You may be intrigued to know 246 00:10:53,095 --> 00:10:57,094 that I have severed ties with Yao and YaoNet. 247 00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:58,894 So, you're going back to VC? 248 00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:00,265 Oh, no. 249 00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:02,484 You misunderstand. 250 00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:05,904 I have severed ties between Yao and YaoNet. 251 00:11:05,905 --> 00:11:08,154 Yao has been exited, and I have made myself 252 00:11:08,155 --> 00:11:09,404 the CEO of the company, 253 00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:11,694 which I am moving back to the US, 254 00:11:11,695 --> 00:11:15,324 and in order to make it sound more American, 255 00:11:15,325 --> 00:11:16,824 I am renaming it 256 00:11:16,825 --> 00:11:18,454 "YaoNetUS". 257 00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:20,664 Wait. So, you're launching here? 258 00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:23,084 Yes, and with those Chinese out of the way, 259 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:25,794 I can finally be more ruthlessly efficient. 260 00:11:25,795 --> 00:11:27,044 Speaking of, 261 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,635 excuse me. 262 00:11:31,005 --> 00:11:33,554 - What? Are you fucking kidding me? - Richard, 263 00:11:33,555 --> 00:11:36,134 relax, okay, she's got inferior tech, 264 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,978 she's got no developers. You remember when 265 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:41,224 she tried to run Eklow? She's gonna last a week as CEO. 266 00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:43,644 I mean, look at her. She's desperate. 267 00:11:43,645 --> 00:11:45,354 She's already in total flirt mode. 268 00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:47,234 I do believe with proper management... 269 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,984 She needs money just like we do. 270 00:11:48,985 --> 00:11:51,641 Let's just worry about us, okay? 271 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:54,114 I will introduce you, and just... 272 00:11:54,115 --> 00:11:56,244 let me do the talking, okay? 273 00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:57,534 Don't speak until... 274 00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:59,244 Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper. 275 00:11:59,245 --> 00:12:01,834 - Eric Rivera, Graves Partners. - Oh. 276 00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:03,874 I saw your congressional testimony, 277 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,334 and I thought, man, 278 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,334 I really need to talk to that guy. 279 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,405 Oh, you did? Huh, cool. 280 00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:11,134 Yeah. I mean, you committed 281 00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:13,424 to a really bad business model, 282 00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:15,264 on national TV. 283 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:16,844 I guess I just wanted to know, 284 00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:18,474 what the hell were you thinking? 285 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,451 I mean, picking a fight with Facebook is one thing, 286 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:23,145 but shitting on Google and Amazon at the same time, 287 00:12:23,146 --> 00:12:26,483 in front of TV cameras? What was going on in your brain? 288 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,274 And-and Hooli. I-I shit on them, too, so... 289 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:30,444 I mean, we're all sitting in front of the TV in our office, 290 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,234 thinking this is the dumbest man in tech. 291 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,419 And then we talked about it, and we realized, hang on, 292 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,613 - that is totally unfair. - Yeah, you did? Good. 293 00:12:37,614 --> 00:12:39,800 Yeah, because, I mean, you were subpoenaed, right? 294 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,856 You were under oath? What were you supposed to do? 295 00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:43,244 Technically, I don't... 296 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,664 You weren't... you weren't under oath? 297 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,124 Mm, I don't think so. 298 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,584 Are you kidding me? 299 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:51,004 Wait. Karl, Ben! Come over here. You gotta hear this. 300 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:53,544 We were wrong, man! Tell them what you just told me. 301 00:12:57,635 --> 00:12:59,054 Hey, um... 302 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:01,094 Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper, yes? 303 00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:02,224 Uh, no. 304 00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:05,104 Maximo Reyes. I am an investor from Chile. 305 00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:07,814 Wow, I gotta tell you, it is an honor to meet you, man. 306 00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:10,604 Truly, I am such a big fan of your technology. 307 00:13:10,605 --> 00:13:12,274 Wow. 308 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,235 - What, like, really, or... - Of course. Hi. 309 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,744 We are shaking hands. 310 00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,074 Correct? 311 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,244 But I'm sure you have more important people to talk to, 312 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:24,452 you know, and, you have made it painfully clear 313 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,255 that you do not want me as an investor, so... 314 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:29,254 No, h-hold on. Wait, I-I-I made it clear? When did I... 315 00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,174 Oh no, not you personally, but I spoke with somebody 316 00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:32,584 from your company many times. 317 00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:33,884 Uh, Yarez? 318 00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:35,004 Yarez? 319 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,754 Y-Yarez Dun... 320 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,134 Yarez... Oh! 321 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:39,804 - Jared. - Yes! 322 00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,384 - Whatever... - Potatoes, potatoes. 323 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:45,104 Well, uh, Yared doesn't really work with us anymore, so... 324 00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:47,684 - Oh, wow. Well, then. - Yeah. 325 00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,274 Look at you and me. 326 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,234 We are talking. 327 00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:53,774 Have you ever had a Chilean terremoto? 328 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:56,324 - Denpok, got a minute? - Yes. 329 00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:59,615 I may have a way to keep us here in the US. 330 00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:02,744 Talk. 331 00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:04,625 Are you familiar with CIFIUS? 332 00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:06,585 Yes. 333 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,334 No. 334 00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:11,214 The Committee on Foreign Investment in the US, 335 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:12,754 or CIFIUS, 336 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:15,964 is a federal agency that has wide latitude 337 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,634 to prevent American companies 338 00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:19,134 from doing business with foreigners, 339 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,804 if there's a national security threat. 340 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:24,554 Are you familiar with the dating app Grindr? 341 00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:25,935 No. 342 00:14:27,855 --> 00:14:28,975 Yes. 343 00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:32,314 Last year, CIFIUS reversed the sale 344 00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,734 of Grindr to Chinese investors. 345 00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:38,484 They ruled that the sexual and HIV status of US citizens 346 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:39,984 was something they needed to keep 347 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,654 out of the hands of foreign interests. 348 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,664 - I understand. - This morning, 349 00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:47,204 I was on the user database of Foxhole, 350 00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:49,455 when I happened upon a familiar face. 351 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:56,544 Four-star General Hanley Barris. 352 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,504 That is not his face. 353 00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,054 No, it is not. 354 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:03,424 But as a four-star general, 355 00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:05,974 he could anonymously compel CIFIUS 356 00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:09,184 to prevent Foxhole or its ownership 357 00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:10,645 from moving to foreign soil. 358 00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:13,894 No more Belarus? 359 00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:17,024 I think General Barris would be very keen to keep 360 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,524 this type of material out of the hands of 361 00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,944 foreign interests, and by that, 362 00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:24,865 I mean his wife, Yekatarina. 363 00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:32,544 Hey! What happened to you last night? 364 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:35,714 Oh my God, you reek of booze. 365 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,294 Were you out all night? 366 00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:38,885 Monica... 367 00:15:39,595 --> 00:15:41,884 - I got lucky. - Didn't need to know that. 368 00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:45,014 No, no, I got even luckier than that. 369 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:48,844 Tell me, did you know that the national tree of Chile 370 00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:50,474 is the pi? oner? 371 00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:51,974 Also this, 372 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:54,644 - do you know who Maximo Reyes is? - Yeah. 373 00:15:54,645 --> 00:15:58,194 The richest man in Chile. Well, I saw that very tree 374 00:15:58,195 --> 00:16:00,404 in the middle of his living room, 375 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:02,735 and he let me climb it. 376 00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,404 You met Maximo Reyes 377 00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:08,284 and you went to his house? 378 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:10,744 Yeah, and he showed me his art collection, 379 00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:13,544 and we drank a number of terremotos, 380 00:16:13,545 --> 00:16:16,664 which are... fucking disgusting. 381 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,424 Anyway, I may have convinced him 382 00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:21,885 to give us enough money 383 00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:24,554 to get rid of Colin. 384 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:25,884 Wait, what? 385 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,094 I casually floated 50 million, 386 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,724 and he didn't even bat an eye. 387 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:31,435 Richard... 388 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:35,274 There's a reason Jared tried to ditch this guy. 389 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,894 - We cannot take his money. - Why not? 390 00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:40,604 Did he tell you where he gets it from? 391 00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:45,194 How his grandfather was the chief of secret police under Pinochet? 392 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:46,534 About how they ran their mines? 393 00:16:46,535 --> 00:16:48,574 They were basically slave traders. 394 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,414 He can't really be all that bad. 395 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:54,954 I mean, he really, really likes Pied Piper. 396 00:16:54,955 --> 00:16:57,204 Look, we cannot take blood money. 397 00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,794 You thought selling ads were bad? 398 00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:01,884 These guys executed people in soccer stadiums. 399 00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:03,924 I was open to it at first, 400 00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,674 but Jared was adamant and he's right. 401 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,143 Fifty million sounds great, 402 00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:10,659 but it's an awfully low price to pay for your integrity. 403 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:12,684 Fuck. 404 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:13,974 Look, 405 00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,934 I know Colin is a sleazebag, 406 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,644 but at least he's temporary. 407 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,774 Okay, Maximo is a thousand times worse, 408 00:17:19,775 --> 00:17:21,525 and he would be permanent. 409 00:17:25,905 --> 00:17:27,574 Of course. 410 00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:29,784 He just e-mailed me the term sheet. 411 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:31,284 I don't even wanna look at him. 412 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,164 Just forward it to me. 413 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,415 - I'll take care of it. - Thanks. 414 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,334 I know that this sucks, but I promise you, 415 00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:40,004 you're doing the right... 416 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,794 Fifty million? 417 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,674 Do you remember when I was offered 10? 418 00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,554 Richard. 419 00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,215 Hmm? 420 00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,725 It's not $50 million. 421 00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,015 Is it more? 422 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,855 It's a billion, Richard. 423 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:03,105 A what? 424 00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:07,735 He just offered us a billion dollars for 10%. 425 00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:09,995 Fuck. 426 00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:16,875 You're already holding a cigarette. 427 00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:21,414 Mr. Gilfoyle! 428 00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:24,585 - Yes, ma'am? - Is this your new team? 429 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,214 It is. 430 00:18:27,215 --> 00:18:29,424 Five people, as you requested. 431 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:32,515 - That man over there? - Ken. 432 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:36,804 - Isn't he the coffee guy? - Barista. Yes. 433 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,724 And Joyce was watering the plants. 434 00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:41,234 Mona was working security. 435 00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:44,394 Dan and George, they were painting the lobby. 436 00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:45,564 Until today. 437 00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:47,484 Which reminds me, they all need to change 438 00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:49,654 their Linkedln status to... 439 00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:52,404 "placaters of middle management". 440 00:18:52,405 --> 00:18:55,074 I'll be honest, this is sort of a first. 441 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:57,574 And here you thought I was just... 442 00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:58,955 "that guy". 443 00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,204 You know, Mr. Gilfoyle, you're right. 444 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,794 You're not "that guy", 445 00:19:02,795 --> 00:19:05,924 because at the seven companies I've helped take public, 446 00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:08,964 every other "that guy" accepted their limitations, 447 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,264 took on a team, and managed to get their work done. 448 00:19:11,265 --> 00:19:13,424 Some of them are now billionaires. 449 00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:15,094 None of them would've gotten into 450 00:19:15,095 --> 00:19:17,224 a dick-measuring contest with HR 451 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:18,934 when they were two weeks behind. 452 00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:20,434 So, lucky us, 453 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,474 I guess you're unique. 454 00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:27,774 You know, Gilfoyle, when I first heard the phrase 455 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,074 "dick-measuring contest", I thought it was a contest 456 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,984 to see who could measure the most dicks. 457 00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:33,614 But it isn't, 458 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:35,324 is it, Gilfoyle? 459 00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:37,074 Is it a typo? Maybe it's a typo. 460 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:40,084 It's not a typo, Richard. It's spelled out in the offer. 461 00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:43,204 One billion dollars, in one lump sum. 462 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:45,335 Okay, what do I do? 463 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:49,384 - I don't know. - Oh. Okay, well, 464 00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,884 Jared had you pretty convinced that this was evil money. 465 00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:53,714 It's a billion fucking dollars, Richard! 466 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:56,304 Okay, so does that make this less evil or, like, 467 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:58,144 - way more evil? - Ack! 468 00:19:58,145 --> 00:19:59,514 Do not touch. 469 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,264 It's an e-sign. You touch that button, it's over. 470 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:03,934 Tell me what to do. 471 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:05,774 Monica, this is your job! 472 00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:07,775 Look, when my sister 473 00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:09,748 got pregnant her freshman year of college, 474 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,176 I said get an abortion. 475 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:15,114 Well, now my niece, Dakota, who is very much with us, 476 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:17,824 calls me "Aunt Abortion". 477 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,284 I'm sorry. 478 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,164 You are the CEO, this is on you. 479 00:20:22,165 --> 00:20:24,454 Well, I gotta talk to Dinesh and Gilfoyle. 480 00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,208 No, you can't talk to those animals! 481 00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,172 You say a word to anyone out there, 482 00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:31,714 and this whole company turns into Lord of the Flies in five seconds. 483 00:20:31,715 --> 00:20:34,215 It's a billion dollars, Richard. 484 00:20:34,805 --> 00:20:36,384 I'm sorry. You're on your own. 485 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:37,845 Monica... 486 00:20:39,475 --> 00:20:41,474 Richard, there is a major emergency. 487 00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:44,166 Gilfoyle is using the barista as one of the coders, 488 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,490 so I tried to use the cappuccino machine on my own, 489 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:49,104 and I don't know if, like, the frother knob is, like, 490 00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:50,484 jammed or something, 491 00:20:50,485 --> 00:20:52,194 but it's, like, not working. 492 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:54,364 So, there is no froth, 493 00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:56,725 at all, for anybody. 494 00:20:57,905 --> 00:20:59,954 So, can you get on that? 495 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:01,874 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 496 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,664 He's on it! 497 00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:07,084 It's really a shit sandwich. 498 00:21:07,085 --> 00:21:09,214 They've been in there for a while. 499 00:21:09,215 --> 00:21:11,005 Wonder how it's going. 500 00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:14,755 General Barris. Is it done? 501 00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:19,225 - Wonderful. - Say hello to your wife for me. 502 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:22,845 Gavin! How was the meeting? 503 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,235 Aah! Fuck! 504 00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:44,324 Richard? 505 00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:46,584 Huh? Yeah. 506 00:21:46,585 --> 00:21:48,254 What are you doing here? 507 00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:50,624 Do you have a second? 508 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,634 Yeah, yeah. Come on in. 509 00:21:53,635 --> 00:21:55,794 I know you tried to keep Maximo away from me, 510 00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:58,424 but one thing lead to another and-and now this. 511 00:21:58,425 --> 00:22:01,434 - That is quite an offer. - Yeah. 512 00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:04,304 So, what do I do? 513 00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:07,264 Look, Richard, I know you said Monica's checked out on this, 514 00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:12,263 but... this is kind of a monumental Pied Piper matter. 515 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:15,734 I think you should get advice from somebody within the company. 516 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,114 That's why I'm here, Jared. 517 00:22:18,115 --> 00:22:19,154 That's you. 518 00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:20,784 You gotta come back. 519 00:22:20,785 --> 00:22:22,614 - Richard... - I-I know 520 00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:25,124 your job changed over time, 521 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,874 but we can undo that. 522 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,294 You know, restructure your role, 523 00:22:28,295 --> 00:22:30,334 move you upstairs so you're closer to me. 524 00:22:30,335 --> 00:22:31,834 Whatever it takes to make it work. 525 00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:33,964 Come on, think about it. We'll be... 526 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,504 a pair of boys, back in business. 527 00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:38,304 Richard, it's too late. I mean, 528 00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:40,424 you know, you let me go, so I took the job here 529 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,674 - with Gwart, and... - So? 530 00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:45,644 Go inside and tell Gwart you're leaving. 531 00:22:45,645 --> 00:22:47,804 Well, that's not how loyalty works. 532 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:49,394 I mean, that wouldn't be fair. 533 00:22:49,395 --> 00:22:51,025 Fair? 534 00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:55,485 Years ago, you came to this house, 535 00:22:55,486 --> 00:22:57,524 begging me for a job, and I gave you one. 536 00:22:57,525 --> 00:23:01,252 In fact, I made you COO. And now, 537 00:23:01,253 --> 00:23:03,744 when I need you the most, you stab me in the back, 538 00:23:03,745 --> 00:23:06,874 and you have the balls to lecture me about loyalty? 539 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,414 Are you fucking kidding me? 540 00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:10,664 I was right. 541 00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:12,545 You are a buddy-fucker. 542 00:23:13,415 --> 00:23:16,004 - Please stop saying that. - Buddy-fucker. 543 00:23:16,005 --> 00:23:17,504 Stop saying that. 544 00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:20,137 And-and-and please just leave this house, 545 00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:22,548 or I can't be held responsible for my behavior. 546 00:23:22,549 --> 00:23:23,632 Oh yeah? 547 00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,184 What are you gonna do, Jared? Huh? 548 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:27,344 You gonna buddy-fuck me? 'Cause that's what you do 549 00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:30,104 - to your buddies now, isn't it? - Get out. 550 00:23:31,525 --> 00:23:34,815 Oh, Gwart. No, no, no! That's too much sun. 551 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,195 Oh my God. 552 00:23:39,115 --> 00:23:40,984 This is Gwart? 553 00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,864 Richard... 554 00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:45,654 - This is who you're walking away for? - Richard, do not. 555 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:47,614 She's your new little code girlfriend? 556 00:23:47,615 --> 00:23:49,994 - Don't. - This, uh... 557 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,475 - Don't. - This googly-eyed... 558 00:23:52,476 --> 00:23:54,834 - No, no, no, no... - Yoo-hoo drinking... 559 00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,374 - No! - Oh my God. 560 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:59,079 Oh, okay, okay, okay, look, I'm sorry! 561 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,094 - No. - All right. 562 00:24:00,095 --> 00:24:02,760 I oughta knock your teeth, you bitch-made motherfucker. 563 00:24:02,761 --> 00:24:04,634 I-I-I... I didn't mean it. 564 00:24:04,635 --> 00:24:05,974 I was state-raised! 565 00:24:05,975 --> 00:24:07,764 You think I'm scared to catch a case 566 00:24:07,765 --> 00:24:09,974 - of some bullshit? - I-I'm sorry, Jared! 567 00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:12,207 I didn't mean it, okay? I'm sorry, Gwart. I didn't mean it! 568 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,314 You keep her name out of your skanky little mouth, 569 00:24:14,315 --> 00:24:15,894 you little, little bitch! 570 00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:18,604 Hey! Hey! Hey! This is a place of business... 571 00:24:18,605 --> 00:24:20,154 Oh my God. Don't shoot me! 572 00:24:20,155 --> 00:24:21,574 Jared! 573 00:24:21,575 --> 00:24:24,404 - Jared! Aah! - Dope-led, peckerwood motherfucker! 574 00:24:24,405 --> 00:24:27,204 - Jared! Jared, no! - Get checked in, hoe! 575 00:24:29,365 --> 00:24:31,074 Oh, Jesus! 576 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:34,414 You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie? 577 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:36,585 You did this, Richard! 578 00:24:37,755 --> 00:24:39,334 Aah! 579 00:24:39,335 --> 00:24:41,084 Ow, what the fuck? 580 00:24:44,845 --> 00:24:48,054 Mr. Gilfoyle! You wanted to see me before I left? 581 00:24:48,055 --> 00:24:50,344 Yes, Tracy, I did. 582 00:24:50,345 --> 00:24:54,144 I wanted you to be here when I push my entire backlog of code. 583 00:24:54,145 --> 00:24:57,774 You finished all of it? In just 24 hours? 584 00:24:57,775 --> 00:25:00,775 I did, all by myself. 585 00:25:05,485 --> 00:25:07,694 I'll take that apology now. 586 00:25:07,695 --> 00:25:10,824 Mr. Gilfoyle, you said that I had to choose. 587 00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:13,954 You said I could have it fast or I could have it right, 588 00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:17,164 but I just got it fast and right, 589 00:25:17,165 --> 00:25:19,584 and all I had to do was threaten your manhood 590 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,504 by assigning you other coders. 591 00:25:21,505 --> 00:25:23,384 It worked at seven other companies, 592 00:25:23,385 --> 00:25:25,595 and it obviously worked here. 593 00:25:26,135 --> 00:25:28,134 We're back on schedule! 594 00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:29,974 Now, why would I be sorry about that. 595 00:25:33,185 --> 00:25:35,265 I respect your skills. 596 00:25:35,975 --> 00:25:37,104 Thank you. 597 00:25:37,105 --> 00:25:39,185 See you in the morning. 598 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:44,814 And now, we are both holding 599 00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:46,364 - a whiskey. - Yes. 600 00:25:46,365 --> 00:25:48,838 Um, Maximo, I wanna apologize 601 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,442 for coming over here unannounced. 602 00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:52,419 And I wanna do this deal with you, 603 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,994 but... Jesus... 604 00:25:53,995 --> 00:25:56,874 Richard, you have some concerns because of my family. 605 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,375 I mean... yeah. 606 00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:01,374 Richard, do you see these photographs? 607 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:04,634 Now, these people, a lot of them children, 608 00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:07,504 used to work for my father in my family's mines. 609 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,384 Now, I keep them here as a reminder 610 00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:11,514 of the many, many mistakes my father made. 611 00:26:11,515 --> 00:26:14,434 I want to fix those mistakes, Richard. 612 00:26:14,435 --> 00:26:16,894 By investing in you and your company, 613 00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:18,474 I'll be able to start doing that. 614 00:26:18,475 --> 00:26:19,854 Do you really believe that? 615 00:26:19,855 --> 00:26:22,234 Richard, we are going to change the world, you and I. 616 00:26:22,235 --> 00:26:25,274 Shit! What was that? 617 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:28,194 Ah, the birds. You know, they're attracted to the tree, 618 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,784 so sometimes, you know, kapffft! 619 00:26:29,785 --> 00:26:31,615 What are you gonna do? 620 00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:35,704 - To rectifying the mistakes of my father. - Sure. Yeah. 621 00:26:35,705 --> 00:26:38,310 The fool who allowed the workers to unionize 622 00:26:38,311 --> 00:26:39,744 and ask for higher wages 623 00:26:39,745 --> 00:26:41,794 and more expensive hospitals. 624 00:26:41,795 --> 00:26:44,294 - We... - Uh, sorry. What was that? 625 00:26:44,295 --> 00:26:46,544 Yes. My grandfather, he built a great fortune, 626 00:26:46,545 --> 00:26:49,344 but then my idiot father almost gave it all away. 627 00:26:49,345 --> 00:26:51,554 But not now, though. Oh no. 628 00:26:51,555 --> 00:26:54,434 Now, I mine copper, cobalt and diamonds, 629 00:26:54,435 --> 00:26:56,554 and now, thanks to you, 630 00:26:56,555 --> 00:26:58,565 data. Gracias. 631 00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:01,734 Uh, no. No, what? 632 00:27:01,735 --> 00:27:03,774 No, we do not... 633 00:27:03,775 --> 00:27:05,024 Oh my God! 634 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,404 Uh... 635 00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:07,904 No, we... 636 00:27:07,905 --> 00:27:11,034 We will not mine user data. 637 00:27:11,035 --> 00:27:12,574 I was very clear about that. 638 00:27:12,575 --> 00:27:14,141 But you do. 639 00:27:14,142 --> 00:27:15,375 Richard, did you not tell me 640 00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:17,664 when we were sitting on my tree, bonding, 641 00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:19,836 that there is a man in your network right now, 642 00:27:19,837 --> 00:27:22,754 using a tool, that you built, in order to mine user data? 643 00:27:22,755 --> 00:27:25,334 No. That is coming to an end. That doesn't happen anymore. 644 00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:28,464 Richard, please. Cheers. 645 00:27:28,465 --> 00:27:30,094 To our future endeavors together. 646 00:27:30,095 --> 00:27:31,464 Maximo... 647 00:27:31,465 --> 00:27:35,134 we will never collect and monetize user data. 648 00:27:35,135 --> 00:27:36,594 Ever. 649 00:27:36,595 --> 00:27:40,104 Then why would I give you one billion dollars, Richard? 650 00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:42,814 Look at me. I am not a fool like my father. 651 00:27:44,185 --> 00:27:47,774 You are turning this into a dick-measuring contest. 652 00:27:47,775 --> 00:27:50,904 Please don't, because I assure you, 653 00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:54,115 it will be I who measures the most. 654 00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:57,114 Are-are you threatening me? 655 00:27:57,115 --> 00:27:58,454 Take my money, Richard. 656 00:27:58,455 --> 00:28:00,834 It'll be very good for you, 657 00:28:00,835 --> 00:28:02,204 and very good for me. 658 00:28:02,205 --> 00:28:05,794 But if you do not take my money, Richard... 659 00:28:05,795 --> 00:28:08,795 oh, it will be very bad for you. 660 00:29:30,545 --> 00:29:32,464 Richard, it's Maximo. 661 00:29:32,465 --> 00:29:34,044 We are on the phone. 662 00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:36,719 Let me tell you what is going to happen to you next. 663 00:29:38,885 --> 00:29:41,634 All I wanted to do was be a golden millionaire. 664 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:44,054 A millionaire that gets peed on? 665 00:29:44,055 --> 00:29:46,064 I could see you making half that happen. 666 00:29:46,065 --> 00:29:47,974 Can I be honest with you for once? 667 00:29:47,975 --> 00:29:50,024 For once? You're my attorney. 668 00:29:50,025 --> 00:29:51,148 You're out of options. 669 00:29:51,149 --> 00:29:53,314 - Holy shit. - We could buy Hooli. 670 00:29:53,315 --> 00:29:54,525 Take your marks. 671 00:30:02,245 --> 00:30:03,478 I still got it, Hoover. 672 00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:07,279 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -