1 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,026 Well, Colin, he did take my money. 2 00:00:10,027 --> 00:00:12,362 - Now he is leaving your network. - To go where? 3 00:00:12,363 --> 00:00:15,031 Oh, to the network run by my new friend, Laurie Bream. 4 00:00:17,576 --> 00:00:20,179 - You guys, there's really no other option. - Yes, there is. 5 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:23,832 If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole, we could just buy Hooli. 6 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:24,917 Big question. 7 00:00:25,543 --> 00:00:27,085 How do we buy Hooli? 8 00:00:27,086 --> 00:00:30,046 You want this deal to close, you bring us the forms, 9 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:33,591 get everyone's hard signature and then bring them to me. 10 00:00:33,592 --> 00:00:35,553 You're not gonna turn your back on 30 years 11 00:00:35,554 --> 00:00:37,015 of making money together, are you? 12 00:00:37,016 --> 00:00:39,806 I don't want to be in business with any of you people. 13 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,599 Everybody's gathered out there, 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,767 so you should probably say something. 15 00:00:42,768 --> 00:00:45,270 Won't they be happy? I freed them from Gavin. 16 00:00:45,271 --> 00:00:47,230 Or your company just swallowed theirs 17 00:00:47,231 --> 00:00:49,608 and you fired their founder and CEO. 18 00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:56,155 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 19 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,497 All we wanted was Foxhole, 20 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,292 and instead we got all these Hooli people. 21 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:09,961 We really couldn't just fire them, sight unseen? 22 00:01:09,962 --> 00:01:12,672 Uh-uh. Tracy from HR has to do an assessment 23 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:16,010 of each person first, then we should can them. 24 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,804 Oh, hey. I think I know that guy. Uh, yeah. 25 00:01:19,805 --> 00:01:21,723 What are you doing? Did you just wave him in? 26 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:23,684 I-I don't know, automatic social shit. 27 00:01:24,768 --> 00:01:26,227 Hey, Ethan! Uh... 28 00:01:26,228 --> 00:01:28,313 - What are you doing here? - You tell me, boss. 29 00:01:28,314 --> 00:01:30,773 Uh, Ethan was my first manager when I was at Hooli. 30 00:01:30,774 --> 00:01:32,317 I didn't know you still worked there. 31 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:35,695 Yeah, well, we can't all invent middle-out compression. 32 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,156 Uh, anyway, I-I hope I make the cut. 33 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:42,925 Yeah, well, we're having to be creative with the merger, so... 34 00:01:42,926 --> 00:01:45,594 Yeah, totally. That's why I figured I could maybe help. 35 00:01:45,595 --> 00:01:49,042 You could use Hooli OS for your entire mobile suite. 36 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:51,169 Yeah, we're not gonna spend months porting 37 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,213 Hooli software over to our protocol, so... 38 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,898 - But thanks. - Yeah, it was a good thought. 39 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,176 Yeah, you wouldn't have to. 40 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:01,513 When we iterated Hooli OS 11, we reengineered 41 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:03,681 the entire network layer to be compatible 42 00:02:03,682 --> 00:02:06,601 with other protocols... and you own it. 43 00:02:06,602 --> 00:02:08,645 How quickly, would you say, 44 00:02:08,646 --> 00:02:10,688 you could, um, make it work with PiperNet? 45 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:13,817 A few weeks with almost zero refactor. 46 00:02:13,818 --> 00:02:16,237 How much money do you think that could save us? 47 00:02:17,196 --> 00:02:19,030 So you guys are planning to build your own 48 00:02:19,031 --> 00:02:21,157 external antennas to deploy for the Hawaii test? 49 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:23,243 - Why? - The zero-start problem. 50 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,578 Until we have a critical mass of users, 51 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,748 iOS and Android devices don't have enough range. 52 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,459 Right, of course not, but push-to-talk HooliPhones do. 53 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,752 HooliPhones? 54 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,380 You want us to roll out our network on push-to-talk, 55 00:02:35,381 --> 00:02:37,382 janky-ass HooliPhones? 56 00:02:37,383 --> 00:02:39,603 Laugh it up, but, uh, the fact that 57 00:02:39,604 --> 00:02:42,220 they still have low power, omnidirectional antennas 58 00:02:42,221 --> 00:02:44,222 means they have a radius of four miles. 59 00:02:44,223 --> 00:02:45,765 What is your antenna's range? 60 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,892 - One mile? - Wrong. 61 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:49,769 One-point-one-five. 62 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,689 Okay. Line of sight, though. 63 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:54,232 - Maybe. - Richard, 64 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:56,609 you guys just bought 250,000 HooliPhones. 65 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,156 Instead of spending more money 66 00:02:58,157 --> 00:03:00,280 on expensive and mediocre antennas, 67 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,741 why not just give away HooliPhones for the test? 68 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:05,410 Delete. 69 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:07,078 You know, Ethan, could you 70 00:03:07,079 --> 00:03:10,502 walk us through the Hooli OS side of all this work? 71 00:03:10,503 --> 00:03:12,458 Yeah, totally, but I think it'd go faster 72 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,377 if I just took point and your guys backed me up. 73 00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:16,778 I'm sorry, what do you mean, back you up? 74 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,881 Guys, we are in a huge hole here. 75 00:03:18,882 --> 00:03:21,134 Whatever it takes to get us out of it, please. 76 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,928 Um, why don't you talk to Tracy in HR, 77 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,763 and you can get your start-paperwork. 78 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:28,308 Cool! Looks I already earned my keep, huh, Patches? 79 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,810 Patches. 80 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,604 Yeah. Oh, that's weird that you remember that. 81 00:03:32,605 --> 00:03:36,065 Um, so, Patches. I'll tell them. 82 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:37,692 Uh, first day at Hooli, 83 00:03:37,693 --> 00:03:40,403 I wore this sweater that had these, like, elbow pads on it. 84 00:03:40,404 --> 00:03:42,739 - Anyway, uh... - HooliPhones? 85 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,073 Are you fucking serious? 86 00:03:44,074 --> 00:03:46,784 You just laid down and let that guy roll all over us. 87 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:49,704 Look, I don't wanna use Hooli shit anymore than you guys, 88 00:03:49,705 --> 00:03:51,748 but this is for the greater good of the company. 89 00:03:51,749 --> 00:03:53,666 This will get us to a working test. 90 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,628 This will get us to Hawaii. 91 00:03:56,962 --> 00:03:58,671 Hey! Holden. 92 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,965 I asked for a water. 93 00:04:11,727 --> 00:04:13,811 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 94 00:04:13,812 --> 00:04:16,147 Oh... Laurie. 95 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:18,524 This will be sound. Excuse me one minute. 96 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,278 - Laurie. - Oh, Monica. 97 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,572 - Hello. - Hi. 98 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:27,367 I'm now using touch as a means to communicate friendship. 99 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,243 Uh-huh. 100 00:04:29,244 --> 00:04:31,913 Hey, um, is that Kara Swisher? 101 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:33,289 What do guys do in there? 102 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:35,833 We are uplifting each other while we plan our annual 103 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:39,128 Women in Tech Empowerment panel. Kara's moderating. 104 00:04:39,129 --> 00:04:40,546 Oh my God. Is that Susan... 105 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,257 Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. Don't point, it's unseemly. 106 00:04:43,258 --> 00:04:46,580 Laurie, you do know that I am the CFO 107 00:04:46,581 --> 00:04:49,546 of a prominent tech company and just personally led 108 00:04:49,547 --> 00:04:51,989 - the acquisition of Hooli? - Yes, I am aware. 109 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:55,228 My partner Maximo is, hmm... unpleased. 110 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:58,481 I'm just saying, I-I would love to do the panel. 111 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:00,817 Why? You don't mentor, you don't volunteer, 112 00:05:00,818 --> 00:05:02,527 you don't develop programs for women. 113 00:05:02,528 --> 00:05:05,029 You've never shown the slightest interest in supporting women. 114 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,781 Of course I have! Which is why 115 00:05:06,782 --> 00:05:09,909 I wanna do your panel with Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. 116 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,369 Well... 117 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,538 we do have a lot of funny people. 118 00:05:13,539 --> 00:05:16,166 You could add... balance. 119 00:05:19,962 --> 00:05:22,005 Are you eating the entire leaf? 120 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:25,551 It's amazing how wasteful people in the West can be. 121 00:05:28,053 --> 00:05:29,554 Hoover. 122 00:05:29,555 --> 00:05:33,058 This book will send shockwaves throughout the Valley. 123 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:39,106 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 124 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:42,191 This is about your experience at Hooli? 125 00:05:42,192 --> 00:05:44,027 No, no. It's a coming-of-age story 126 00:05:44,028 --> 00:05:46,237 about a lost, yet handsome teen 127 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:48,781 growing up one fateful summer in Maine. 128 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,700 Now, get that to the publishers. 129 00:05:50,701 --> 00:05:54,704 I want the hardback in my hand by tomorrow lunchtime. 130 00:05:54,705 --> 00:05:56,622 Sir, it takes a bit longer than that. 131 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,756 We have to send it out to publishing houses 132 00:05:58,757 --> 00:06:00,084 and then find an editor. 133 00:06:00,085 --> 00:06:03,171 Editors are for people who can't write correctly the first time. 134 00:06:03,172 --> 00:06:04,756 We'll self-publish. 135 00:06:04,757 --> 00:06:07,258 And this really isn't about tech? 136 00:06:07,259 --> 00:06:10,220 No. I've left tech for good. 137 00:06:10,763 --> 00:06:14,057 Now, I have a chance to do something important. 138 00:06:14,058 --> 00:06:16,350 Write a thinly veiled roman? clef 139 00:06:16,351 --> 00:06:18,853 set in a whale-themed B and B. 140 00:06:18,854 --> 00:06:22,106 So look, Monica, um, I was looking over the org chart, 141 00:06:22,107 --> 00:06:26,152 and I think I'm gonna put you in charge of Foxhole. 142 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,612 - What? - Yeah. 143 00:06:27,613 --> 00:06:29,363 I mean, while I know that you and I were saying 144 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,458 that maybe some people might find it 145 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,242 a little misogynist or offensive. 146 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:36,454 I think that we if we had a woman at the helm, 147 00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:39,457 it might change the optics, and since you don't really care... 148 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:43,169 No, I-I-I do care. I care deeply. 149 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:46,631 No, you don't. I mean, you literally said, 150 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:48,549 "If a bunch of dumb Marines wanna cheat 151 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,426 on their dumb wives, what the fuck do I care?" 152 00:06:50,427 --> 00:06:53,054 I don't think I used those exact words. 153 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:55,181 I'm pretty sure you did, actually. 154 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,642 - You texted it to me last night, see? - No, but... 155 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,976 And then you also said, 156 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:01,395 "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it. 157 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:03,314 - As long as those fat fat fatties..." - Okay. 158 00:07:03,315 --> 00:07:05,191 I took an Ambien last night, and probably 159 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:08,110 should've turned off my phone. Can you delete those? 160 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:10,905 Okay. Monica, just make it work. 161 00:07:10,906 --> 00:07:12,991 Please? For women. 162 00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:16,954 Hi. 163 00:07:19,456 --> 00:07:22,501 Bertram Gilfoyle? 164 00:07:24,837 --> 00:07:25,962 No. 165 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,965 I'm John. 166 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,175 Okay. 167 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:34,554 I brought the HooliPhones. Would you like to see them? 168 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,349 I was told to help you with integration. 169 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,519 You know what, John? 170 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,522 That would be grand. 171 00:07:48,944 --> 00:07:51,404 Okay, here they are. 172 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:55,033 The push-to-talk HooliPhone 13-X. 173 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:58,662 Here's a HooliPhone right here. 174 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,041 And here's a HooliPhone right here. 175 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,377 - And here's a... - Stop talking. 176 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,546 Sit in that chair. 177 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:12,050 Do not touch or say anything. 178 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,848 Okay. 179 00:08:18,891 --> 00:08:21,058 Oh my God. 180 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:23,760 Gwart, do you remember how I-I told you 181 00:08:23,761 --> 00:08:27,315 I found my birth father in that militia in the Ozarks, but... 182 00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:29,525 then it turned out that guy was a fraud? 183 00:08:29,526 --> 00:08:33,237 Well, um, I just went in for some genetic testing 184 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:35,907 to-to confirm my diagnosis of Marfan syndrome, 185 00:08:35,908 --> 00:08:40,870 and it turns out that my real parents are alive. 186 00:08:40,871 --> 00:08:42,955 And they live in Santa Cruz. 187 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,499 And they're still together. 188 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:48,462 What should I do? Should I visit them? 189 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,424 Are you upset? 190 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:56,719 Should I have not allowed somebody to sit so close? 191 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,222 Because I-I asked you if it was okay. 192 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:01,266 If you had an issue, you could've... 193 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,604 No. No. 194 00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:09,899 It is my job to protect you. 195 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,442 That is my responsibility. 196 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,277 I shouldn't have put you in that position. 197 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:16,323 I apologize. Do you forgive me? 198 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,078 Yeah! 199 00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:23,913 Yeah, you're right! 200 00:09:23,914 --> 00:09:26,332 I'll be splitting you guys into teams of four, 201 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,627 then giving you guys different test scenarios. Hey, Patches! 202 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:32,463 Hey! Uh, Holden said that we were having this thing upstairs. 203 00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:34,548 Yeah, I moved it down here. It's just a better space. 204 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:36,092 Go ahead, have a seat. You're over there. 205 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:38,010 I said we should wait for you to start, but... 206 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,346 The clock is ticking, though, right? We have stuff to do. 207 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,847 Busy, busy. 208 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,976 Oh. 209 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:46,519 Elbow pads. Weird. Yeah, okay. 210 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,145 Uh, actually, the first day I was at Hooli... 211 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:50,690 Yeah, I told them. I told them. They all laughed. 212 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,441 Oh. Heh. 213 00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:53,985 Come on, put it on, Patches. 214 00:09:53,986 --> 00:09:57,197 - I don't wanna put it on. - Do it! Be fun! 215 00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:00,866 Yeah, okay, sure. I can be fun. 216 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,828 It's kinda funny, I guess. 217 00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:05,705 Yes! There he is! 218 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:09,333 There's our Patches! 219 00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:10,960 Hey, listen, Richard. 220 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:12,670 You know I'm just joking around with you, right? 221 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:15,501 We're all just having fun. Thanks for being a good sport, okay? 222 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,675 Sure. No problem. Okay. Back to it. 223 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:20,011 Right! Okay, so as I was saying, 224 00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:21,846 with smaller groups, 225 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:24,015 we'll be able to make faster decisions, right? 226 00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:25,975 Light on our feet. For example, 227 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:29,186 do we think this photo of Richard is funny? 228 00:10:29,187 --> 00:10:31,564 We do, don't we? 229 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:32,858 God... 230 00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:36,111 We do! 231 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:38,821 Okay. Cool, uh, guilty as charged. 232 00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:40,239 Big cake lover. You got me. 233 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,116 Yeah. Well, I mean, I was your boss for a year, 234 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,994 so you know I have some funny photos of you squirreled away, right? 235 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:48,331 Uh, I didn't know that was a thing bosses did, but, yeah, maybe. 236 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:51,667 Speaking of which, did you write that? 237 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:53,794 - Ooh! - Oh, my God. 238 00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:55,629 And sorted list size is greater than 239 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,381 plus, plus index? 240 00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,717 You ran a brute force search on a sorted list? 241 00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:02,678 Look, guys, it was my first day, and... 242 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,264 - I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so... - Really? 243 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,893 That's why you decided to write the slowest subroutine in history? 244 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,772 Anyone could've made that mistake. 245 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,900 Yeah, it's true. In fact, I could ask for a show of hands, 246 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,985 but instead of doing that, uh, I'll just, uh... 247 00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:20,112 Could you have made that mistake? 248 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,322 Could you have made that mistake? 249 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:22,740 Could you have made that mistake? 250 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:24,784 - Okay. - Could you have made that mistake? 251 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,953 The joke is that he's doing a brute force search of the room. 252 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:31,374 - Yeah, I know. - Then, why did you do it? 253 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,795 Could you have made that mistake? 254 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,338 Richard, what the fuck was that? 255 00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:39,799 It was just... Ethan being Ethan. 256 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,241 He was acting like your boss, 257 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,927 and you were acting like his noob employee. 258 00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:45,596 No. Everyone knows I'm the boss. 259 00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:48,724 I think people were just excited to, you know, razz the CEO. 260 00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,893 - It's all in good fun. - I did not have fun. 261 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:53,104 I watched you get kicked in the balls for 90 minutes. 262 00:11:53,105 --> 00:11:55,189 My balls hurt sympathetically for your balls. 263 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:57,109 Take off that sweater! 264 00:11:59,736 --> 00:12:01,153 It's fine. 265 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,240 I mean, yes, Ethan can be a little prickly, 266 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,909 but he is gonna get us to where we need to be. 267 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:10,287 And I don't mind putting my ego aside for the good of the company. 268 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:12,373 That guy humiliating you was not good for the company. 269 00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:15,167 He dominated you like a silverback gorilla. 270 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,045 Do you know why the gorillas respected Jane Goodall? 271 00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:20,965 - Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees. - Wrong! 272 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:23,342 It's because she could kick their ass, and they knew it. 273 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,262 You need to assert dominance like Jane Goodall. 274 00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:28,013 I have something to show you. 275 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,016 You're gonna need this. 276 00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:41,485 This is a video of maximizing alphaness. 277 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:47,074 What else happens? 278 00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:49,994 It's just this, then it repeats itself. 279 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,620 You just kind of breathe 280 00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,623 and subconsciously absorb it. 281 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,918 Dinesh, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. 282 00:12:57,919 --> 00:12:59,713 Fuck yeah. 283 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,806 Hey, John. 284 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:12,184 Yeah? 285 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,353 Could you grab my extra spudger? 286 00:13:16,354 --> 00:13:18,355 I think it's on my desk, 287 00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:20,692 next to my chess board. 288 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,694 Okay. 289 00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:31,536 Cthulu limited edition, huh? 290 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,372 - That's right. - Huh. 291 00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,001 Anything else? 292 00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,378 Nope. 293 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:44,549 Okay. 294 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,719 I am so glad we could do this. 295 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,721 Yeah. 296 00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:52,422 What are we doing, exactly? 297 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:55,226 Well, I have had my eye on you for a while now. 298 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:59,188 It's what I like to call, "mentoring from a distance". 299 00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:02,069 We haven't spoken more than five words to each other 300 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,525 since you joined the company. 301 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:05,176 That's the distance part! 302 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,321 Look, I-I came here to talk about 303 00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:08,989 advancing the careers of women, 304 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:11,450 specifically yours. 305 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,328 - Do you know how we just acquired Foxhole? - Of course. 306 00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:16,413 Apparently, it's 90% men, 307 00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:20,042 and almost all the female users are prostitutes. 308 00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:22,796 Which makes it a very challenging assignment. 309 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:24,713 It's also a big promotion 310 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:27,091 and strategically important to the company. 311 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,760 And it's yours, if you want it. 312 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:32,054 But, I mean, if you don't think you can handle it, 313 00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:34,504 I can just check in with Becky, Nadia, 314 00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:35,934 - Dani... - No! 315 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:38,894 I can do it. 316 00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:41,105 Awesome! For you! 317 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,151 Caspian's heart cracked open 318 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,946 like one of his father's briny lobster traps. 319 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:51,115 "Hannah", he whispered. 320 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:54,286 "I am not..." 321 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,790 "Hannah", he whispered. "I am not a member 322 00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:02,167 of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club. 323 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,129 Truth be told, I am but a..." 324 00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:10,884 "Truth be told, I am but a lowly man of the sea. 325 00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:13,638 She..." 326 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,142 "She was my mistress, but now, I pray 327 00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:20,645 that you might be as well?" 328 00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,524 Thank you. 329 00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:29,028 - Name? - Oh, I don't want to buy your book. 330 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,530 I'm Allie Abrams, arts editor at the Sacramento Bee. 331 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,034 Do you have a minute for a quick interview? 332 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,162 I'll make the time. 333 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,332 Is it on? Running? 334 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,209 Firstly, I work in the parlor. 335 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,504 I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II. 336 00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,423 In fact, the tapping of the keys 337 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:52,301 inspired the idea for Lana's blindness. 338 00:15:52,302 --> 00:15:54,345 The tapping of her cane, you see? 339 00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:56,347 Oh. 340 00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:58,140 I guess what I really want to know is, 341 00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,850 why isn't this book about tech? 342 00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,435 I'm an author. 343 00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:04,229 Would you ask John Grisham the same question, or Jackie Collins? 344 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,024 Well, no, but they weren't the head of a failed tech company. 345 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:09,526 You think I failed. 346 00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,445 I didn't fail tech. 347 00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,988 Tech failed me. 348 00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:15,866 Tech failed all of us. Look. 349 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,826 We should be in a Waldenbooks, 350 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,996 but we're here, in this decrepit shithole, and why? 351 00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:24,291 Because people buy books online, thanks to Hool... 352 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:25,667 Amazon. 353 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:27,878 So, don't point fingers at me. 354 00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:29,755 I didn't write about tech 355 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,840 because tech destroys worlds, 356 00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:34,093 and I, I wanted to create them. 357 00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,684 May I have a token for the restroom, please? 358 00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:44,561 Well, there's not a whole lot to the story. 359 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:45,896 Once you came along, 360 00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:48,941 Susan and I realized the timing was not right, 361 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,567 and we needed to give you up. 362 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:54,613 I appreciate how difficult that must've been for you guys. 363 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,075 One of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 364 00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:00,077 Um, thank you. 365 00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:01,613 And I just want you to know, 366 00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:04,915 that I understand and I don't hold it 367 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,085 against you at all. 368 00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:13,257 You guys had kids after me? 369 00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:16,093 - Well, one was after. - Pardon? 370 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,595 - Pete and Lisa were before you. - Right. 371 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,889 I don't understand. You... 372 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:24,560 I was your third child, and-and you... you gave me up? 373 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:27,730 - Yeah. It just got way too difficult for us. - Mm. Yeah. 374 00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:29,648 Couldn't go on as many flights. 375 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,943 Two parents, two kids... that's a clear row across. 376 00:17:32,944 --> 00:17:36,114 - Yeah. - 1A, B, C, and D. 377 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:40,951 So, you gave me up to simplify your first-class air travel? 378 00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:43,704 - Oh. No, it's more complicated than that. - Yeah. 379 00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:45,622 Yeah, we had car travel, 380 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,458 - and taxis. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,918 We never really did travel by train. 382 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,837 No, and I don't do boats, so... 383 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,381 Well, you did enjoy that trip down the Rhine. 384 00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:56,467 I... said I did. 385 00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:57,968 Oh, you! 386 00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:01,013 Anyway, when we gave you up, we realized... 387 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,390 - we had a huge mistake. - You did? 388 00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:06,894 Yeah. We realized we actually did want a third child. 389 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:08,937 - Yep. - Started trying almost immediately, 390 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:12,566 and we lucked out because Donald is the best of the bunch. 391 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,859 Yeah. 392 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,694 - Donald? - Yeah, we love that name, 393 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,488 so we just wanted to use it again. 394 00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:21,033 - Oh! Speak of the angels, they're here. - They're here. 395 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,744 Wait, you invited my birth siblings here? 396 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:25,872 To meet me? 397 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:28,290 - Hi, Mama. - Hey. 398 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,490 This is Peter. 399 00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:31,293 This is Lisa. This is Donald. 400 00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:34,044 And this is, uh, Ken. He's here to tell us 401 00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:36,131 - about the solar situation for the house... - Ken? 402 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,176 so, uh... 403 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:43,848 Yeah, we offer financing. 404 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,851 We just need one more minute, and then we can go. 405 00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:50,063 - All right. - Bye. 406 00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:54,525 We never told them about you. 407 00:18:54,526 --> 00:18:56,360 Didn't wanna make them sad. 408 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,363 - Yeah, I-I see. - Yeah. 409 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:02,324 Well! This has been really great. 410 00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:03,617 We have... 411 00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:05,619 - We have a family dinner. - We have a dinner. 412 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,538 Every Thursday, we have Italian food, so... 413 00:19:07,539 --> 00:19:10,040 Although, tonight, we're switching it up. We're gonna do Chinese. 414 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,626 It was one of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 415 00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:14,045 Yeah. 416 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:19,384 Well, uh, Ken, we were underwhelmed by your presentation. 417 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,398 - Hey, John. - Yeah? 418 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,776 Did you move the white pawn here? 419 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:39,696 Opening move? 420 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,573 No. 421 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,118 Okay. 422 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,256 I'm gonna go hit the head. 423 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:02,427 I should be back in about two minutes. 424 00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,096 Okay. 425 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,128 Where's the dunce cap? 426 00:20:30,204 --> 00:20:32,289 Hey, uh... 427 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,124 Uh, Ethan? 428 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,294 Yeah, Patches? 429 00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:38,837 I-I was actually thinking that maybe 430 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,089 we stop with the nickname. 431 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,712 We had our fun, 432 00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:45,802 but maybe stop all the jokes about my coding mistake 433 00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:48,347 from years ago, and also... 434 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,599 stop calling me Patches. 435 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,392 Yeah. Okay. 436 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:53,602 Butt Stuff. 437 00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:55,145 You remember that? 438 00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,105 When you walked around all day and your T-shirt was 439 00:20:57,106 --> 00:20:59,191 stuck all the way into your underwear, all day? 440 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:02,402 I mean, I remember it, but no to Butt Stuff. 441 00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:05,280 - Um, just call me Richard. - Here's the thing. 442 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:07,992 That name makes me happy, and... 443 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,954 if you had as much managerial experience as I do, 444 00:21:11,955 --> 00:21:14,915 you'd know that keeping your star coder happy 445 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,876 is how you get the best work, and you guys need me 446 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,253 to do really good work because I'm kind of 447 00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:23,006 the only person here that can do it, so... 448 00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:26,593 I'm just gonna keep calling you Patches. 449 00:21:26,594 --> 00:21:29,222 Is that okay with you? Patches? 450 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,141 - Oh! - Aw! 451 00:21:38,856 --> 00:21:40,691 So, it's complicated. 452 00:21:40,692 --> 00:21:43,276 You were the clear aggressor in this incident, 453 00:21:43,277 --> 00:21:46,571 but you're also the only one who got hurt. 454 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:47,990 You hit him in the forehead, 455 00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:50,242 which is the single hardest part of the human body. 456 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,537 I would never advocate violence, but when you make a fist, 457 00:21:53,538 --> 00:21:56,238 you wanna keep your thumb on the outside. 458 00:21:56,239 --> 00:21:59,891 Yeah. Uh, I know that now, but at the time, I couldn't remember. 459 00:21:59,892 --> 00:22:02,425 You did great, Champ, but here's the bottom line. 460 00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:05,632 We gotta cool our shit down with this guy 461 00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,553 before he lawyers up and sues us a new hiney-hole. 462 00:22:09,554 --> 00:22:11,722 You need to go talk to Ethan and give him a sincere 463 00:22:11,723 --> 00:22:14,793 - and honest apology. - Without admitting any fault 464 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:18,061 or describing what happened in any way. 465 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,025 I asked myself, why would they reject me 466 00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:25,485 and not their three other biological children? 467 00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:28,447 And that is when it hit me. 468 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,198 It's me. 469 00:22:30,199 --> 00:22:32,159 I mean, even as a baby, I must have 470 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,910 somehow rejected them, 471 00:22:33,911 --> 00:22:37,248 and every subsequent foster family I've ever had. 472 00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:39,624 Oh. Heavy. 473 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,001 I rejected Richard, 474 00:22:41,002 --> 00:22:43,587 and every person who has ever offered me safe harbor, 475 00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:44,796 and it has to stop. 476 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,257 I have to commit to Gwart. 477 00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:49,176 No matter how difficult it gets, 478 00:22:49,177 --> 00:22:51,428 even if we're miserable together, I am going 479 00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:54,431 to support her work, and bring her food, 480 00:22:54,432 --> 00:22:56,725 and-and put her in her prescription sleeping bag 481 00:22:56,726 --> 00:22:58,810 when she starts to thrash. 482 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,021 It is the only path forward. 483 00:23:01,022 --> 00:23:02,731 Hey, that's the best, man. 484 00:23:02,732 --> 00:23:04,608 I feel like you made a lot of progress. 485 00:23:04,609 --> 00:23:07,235 Ha! 486 00:23:07,236 --> 00:23:09,654 Gwart's doll gloves. 487 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,949 I'm gonna make her so happy. 488 00:23:13,117 --> 00:23:15,620 My book is a fucking disaster. 489 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,414 What have you got there? 490 00:23:19,415 --> 00:23:20,624 Oh, um, 491 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,959 MSNBC wanted to interview you about being 492 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,588 an "anti-tech evangelist". Their words. 493 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:29,382 I told them you only wanted to speak about two things: 494 00:23:29,383 --> 00:23:32,136 cold ice cream, and hot kisses. 495 00:23:33,304 --> 00:23:35,972 Who-who was it? Was it Hayes or O'Donnell? 496 00:23:35,973 --> 00:23:37,390 Maddow, sir. 497 00:23:37,391 --> 00:23:39,226 - Really? - Yes. 498 00:23:39,227 --> 00:23:41,979 I'm sure all the major outlets would love to have you... 499 00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:44,273 if you discuss tech. 500 00:23:46,317 --> 00:23:48,277 So... 501 00:23:50,113 --> 00:23:54,825 Do I honor my truth as a starving author, 502 00:23:54,826 --> 00:23:57,995 or do I return to the world I've scorned? 503 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:03,292 What did Publisher's Weekly say about my book? 504 00:24:04,627 --> 00:24:08,046 Publisher's Weekly is a... terrible magazine, sir. 505 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,339 Call Maddow. 506 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,007 Yes, sir. 507 00:24:11,008 --> 00:24:13,845 Bishop to E6. 508 00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:18,224 - Checkmate. - Fuck. 509 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,184 Okay, so that's... 510 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:24,355 42 games for me, and... 511 00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:27,066 zero for you. 512 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,151 You wanna play again? 513 00:24:29,152 --> 00:24:31,653 I think I'll take a break. 514 00:24:31,654 --> 00:24:33,406 Okay. 515 00:25:00,975 --> 00:25:02,726 Okay. 516 00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:05,520 Well, thank you so much 517 00:25:05,521 --> 00:25:08,440 for the hilarious Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube. 518 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:10,567 It's gonna be a very hard act to follow, 519 00:25:10,568 --> 00:25:12,485 but here to try is Monica Hall, 520 00:25:12,486 --> 00:25:14,946 the CFO of Pied Piper. Come on up, Monica. 521 00:25:20,661 --> 00:25:22,704 - Thank you for coming, Monica. - Thank you. 522 00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:25,416 I was thrilled and surprised to be invited. 523 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,126 So, let's cut right to the chase. 524 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,753 You recently acquired Hooli, 525 00:25:29,754 --> 00:25:31,421 and one of its properties 526 00:25:31,422 --> 00:25:33,590 is Foxhole, which is apparently an app 527 00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:36,718 that military members use to source prostitutes. 528 00:25:36,719 --> 00:25:38,720 Yes, and that's something 529 00:25:38,721 --> 00:25:40,764 I'm not involved with on any level. 530 00:25:40,765 --> 00:25:42,766 It's being run now by a young woman 531 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,351 I promoted, Priyanka Singh. 532 00:25:44,352 --> 00:25:47,346 I talked to Priyanka before this panel. 533 00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:49,064 Priyanka, are you in this audience? 534 00:25:49,065 --> 00:25:51,775 - Yes, hi! - Hey, Priyanka. How you doing? 535 00:25:51,776 --> 00:25:53,693 Why don't you get up and tell us about it? 536 00:25:53,694 --> 00:25:55,570 Well, 537 00:25:55,571 --> 00:25:58,490 when I first took over the app, I was pretty lost, 538 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,056 but, luckily, I was able to call on my network 539 00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:03,954 of strong, female coders. 540 00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:08,124 And almost immediately, we came up 541 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,294 with a plan to rebuild Foxhole from the bottom up. 542 00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:15,131 Our first step will be to unionize the sex workers on the app. 543 00:26:15,132 --> 00:26:18,176 We believe that friends with benefits deserve benefits 544 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,637 because sex work is work. 545 00:26:21,973 --> 00:26:24,599 And! And! Why is it only for men? 546 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,144 Don't our female soldiers, who put their bodies in harm's way, 547 00:26:28,145 --> 00:26:31,898 deserve to put their bodies in pleasure's way? 548 00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:36,146 I think it might be a good idea to bring Priyanka up here. 549 00:26:36,147 --> 00:26:39,114 - Priyanka, why don't you come up? - Uh, okay. 550 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,247 So, Priyanka, 551 00:26:47,248 --> 00:26:49,416 the business of sex positive feminism... 552 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:50,667 Monica, move. 553 00:26:50,668 --> 00:26:53,962 Like we say at Foxhole, if you can scale Tinder, 554 00:26:53,963 --> 00:26:56,047 you can scale sex positive feminism. 555 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,134 There's a seat in back. 556 00:27:02,013 --> 00:27:03,639 You. 557 00:27:04,682 --> 00:27:06,851 Who are you? 558 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:14,357 Ethan. Hey, um... 559 00:27:14,358 --> 00:27:16,317 I owe you an apology. 560 00:27:16,318 --> 00:27:18,945 It's bad enough that I used brute force 561 00:27:18,946 --> 00:27:21,531 to search a sorted list, but... 562 00:27:21,532 --> 00:27:24,049 No, Richard. I'm the one 563 00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:26,646 that needs to apologize to you. You're my boss, 564 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:29,372 and the way that I talked to you was completely outta line. 565 00:27:29,373 --> 00:27:32,250 I'm just feeling insecure about 566 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:35,004 working for a guy that used to work for me. 567 00:27:36,464 --> 00:27:37,714 - Really? - Yeah. 568 00:27:37,715 --> 00:27:39,925 I'm so happy to be here, and... 569 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:43,763 I'd love to stick around if you'll have me. 570 00:27:44,346 --> 00:27:45,638 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 571 00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:47,349 Great, man. Thank you so much. 572 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,893 Sorry again. Thank you, this is great. 573 00:27:49,894 --> 00:27:51,269 Dinesh, I'm really looking forward 574 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,271 to finishing up this project with you and your team. 575 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:56,192 - Oh, it's whatever, dawg. - Cool. 576 00:27:57,401 --> 00:27:59,402 What did you do to that guy? 577 00:27:59,403 --> 00:28:02,072 - I watched that video. - See? I told you! We're alphas! 578 00:28:02,073 --> 00:28:03,907 - Fuck yeah! - Fuck yeah. 579 00:28:03,908 --> 00:28:06,034 Hey, uh, don't show that video to Gilfoyle. 580 00:28:06,035 --> 00:28:07,912 Got it. 581 00:28:09,163 --> 00:28:10,580 Fuck yeah. 582 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,934 - I see it's been handled. - Yes. 583 00:28:30,935 --> 00:28:32,644 Good. 584 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:34,687 So, I trust there's no more need for any... 585 00:28:34,688 --> 00:28:37,148 No. That won't be necessary. 586 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,401 Let's hope not. 587 00:28:40,277 --> 00:28:41,736 Can I go now, please? 588 00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:44,615 Very well. Good job on the plate. 589 00:28:48,619 --> 00:28:50,078 Holden, 590 00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:53,290 did you threaten Ethan in some way? 591 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,834 He was causing problems 592 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,044 - for Richard. - Oh. 593 00:28:58,045 --> 00:28:59,838 Well, it's... 594 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:02,633 it's good to know that he's in good hands. 595 00:29:04,927 --> 00:29:06,469 Don't you have somewhere to be? 596 00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:09,098 Uh... sorry. Um... 597 00:29:10,975 --> 00:29:12,643 It's from Gwart. 598 00:29:13,769 --> 00:29:18,106 "I'm dissolving my company and taking a job elsewhere. 599 00:29:18,107 --> 00:29:20,775 Your employment is terminated. 600 00:29:20,776 --> 00:29:24,237 P.S. Those aren't my doll's gloves". 601 00:29:24,238 --> 00:29:25,364 Oh. 602 00:29:26,157 --> 00:29:27,907 So, then I... 603 00:29:27,908 --> 00:29:30,536 I'm free to return to work with Richard. 604 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:35,707 Your position's been filled. 605 00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:40,629 Oh, um... 606 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,508 No, it hasn't. 607 00:31:03,754 --> 00:31:05,296 I'm sorry, what is this? 608 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,757 Russfest. Three days of partying 609 00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:10,427 on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it. 610 00:31:12,012 --> 00:31:14,889 What's the newest killer app coming out of Silicon Valley? 611 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:15,940 Are you Tethical? 612 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,184 No one in town is ever gonna sign 613 00:31:18,185 --> 00:31:20,395 this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage. 614 00:31:20,396 --> 00:31:22,438 Hey, Richard, are you signing Gavin's pledge? 615 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:23,440 Aw... what? 616 00:31:24,108 --> 00:31:26,359 I'd like to talk to you about your Piper Pulse. 617 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,861 Your coworkers find you unapproachable, 618 00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,948 with an unsettling stare. 619 00:31:31,532 --> 00:31:32,782 Okay.