1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,411 Is there something you want to tell us? 2 00:00:06,462 --> 00:00:08,379 I respect you all? 3 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:11,341 "AT&T and YaoNet close deal". 4 00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:14,118 Wow. Bombshell. 5 00:00:14,119 --> 00:00:16,122 Our network's slowing down because 6 00:00:16,123 --> 00:00:17,828 YaoNet's here, and they're attacking us. 7 00:00:17,829 --> 00:00:20,004 We did not come here to attack you, simply 8 00:00:20,005 --> 00:00:22,323 in order to see how you got PiperNet to work, 9 00:00:22,324 --> 00:00:24,517 which it turns out you did not. 10 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:26,252 Pied Piper does not scale. 11 00:00:26,253 --> 00:00:27,528 Worthless piece of... 12 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:30,707 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's A.I. 13 00:00:30,708 --> 00:00:32,417 in order to improve middle-out. 14 00:00:32,418 --> 00:00:36,597 I need to use middle-out to create a new A.I. 15 00:00:36,598 --> 00:00:37,749 Holy shit. 16 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,258 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk. 17 00:00:40,259 --> 00:00:42,260 It worked. It... It... It... It happened. 18 00:00:42,261 --> 00:00:44,095 We did it! 19 00:00:44,096 --> 00:00:46,681 And out of the left side, you can see... 20 00:00:46,682 --> 00:00:48,475 I don't know what that is. 21 00:00:51,961 --> 00:00:56,961 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 22 00:01:09,163 --> 00:01:11,442 Should I look at the... camera or you? 23 00:01:11,443 --> 00:01:13,666 You can just talk to me. Can you introduce yourself? 24 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:15,510 Sure, yeah. Um... 25 00:01:15,511 --> 00:01:17,661 Uh, my name is Richard Hendricks, 26 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,464 - and I'm the... - Could you... ? 27 00:01:19,465 --> 00:01:21,591 - My name is Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh, 28 00:01:21,592 --> 00:01:23,984 - the founder and CEO of Pied Piper. 29 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:25,970 I think like most people, I first heard about 30 00:01:25,971 --> 00:01:27,680 - Pied Piper at TechCrunch Disrupt. 31 00:01:27,681 --> 00:01:29,390 Middle-out was a game changer. 32 00:01:29,391 --> 00:01:32,811 The winner of this year is Pied Piper. 33 00:01:32,812 --> 00:01:35,939 What you have to understand is conventional compression 34 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,941 - was like rubbing two sticks together. 35 00:01:37,942 --> 00:01:40,276 And along comes Pied Piper, out of nowhere, 36 00:01:40,277 --> 00:01:41,653 with a frickin' blowtorch. 37 00:01:41,654 --> 00:01:43,696 Well, we had really just started 38 00:01:43,697 --> 00:01:45,949 um, a few months earlier, 39 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:48,993 and like a bunch of other Silicon Valley companies, 40 00:01:48,994 --> 00:01:51,538 we were just working out of a garage. 41 00:01:51,539 --> 00:01:53,414 Or a house, really. 42 00:01:53,415 --> 00:01:55,875 - Nice place? - No. 43 00:01:55,876 --> 00:01:57,377 It was like a shit hole, 44 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,837 but there was so much shit in it, 45 00:01:58,838 --> 00:02:00,463 - it was filled all the way up. 46 00:02:00,464 --> 00:02:02,549 - So, it was, like, level with the ground. 47 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:05,426 If that's true, there was a little meniscus 48 00:02:05,427 --> 00:02:08,054 - in the shit, and that's where... 49 00:02:08,055 --> 00:02:09,280 our dreams lived. 50 00:02:09,281 --> 00:02:12,058 Not the kind of house you wanna take your shoes off in. 51 00:02:12,059 --> 00:02:15,061 - Yeah, just fuckin' smelled really bad. 52 00:02:15,062 --> 00:02:17,231 - It was all right. 53 00:02:18,566 --> 00:02:20,483 Oh, I was the sloppy girl 54 00:02:20,484 --> 00:02:23,403 in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling 55 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,862 like the night would never end. 56 00:02:24,863 --> 00:02:27,865 Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. 57 00:02:27,866 --> 00:02:30,535 He told me to pick a number between one and 10. 58 00:02:30,536 --> 00:02:33,580 I picked seven, um, but it was three. 59 00:02:33,581 --> 00:02:34,747 Eh, you live, you learn. 60 00:02:34,748 --> 00:02:37,417 We had knocked around for a few years, 61 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:40,753 trying different iterations of what we wanted to do. 62 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:45,341 It was at RussFest when things really got crazy for us. 63 00:02:45,342 --> 00:02:47,802 It was so much money. 64 00:02:47,803 --> 00:02:49,137 So much. 65 00:02:49,138 --> 00:02:51,807 Yeah. Times were good. 66 00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:06,446 Uh, DJ Mad Evil, 67 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,864 could we cut the music for a second? 68 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,577 I have a surprise for everybody, 69 00:03:12,578 --> 00:03:14,120 and, um, 70 00:03:14,121 --> 00:03:15,663 Suffice it to say, 71 00:03:15,664 --> 00:03:19,542 I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice 72 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,837 of this moist and scrumptious cake. 73 00:03:22,421 --> 00:03:25,173 We're gonna take a bite in three, 74 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:26,799 two... 75 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,092 Richard's in the cake! 76 00:03:28,093 --> 00:03:29,468 - ... one. - Fuckin' Gabe. 77 00:03:29,469 --> 00:03:32,388 Surprise! 78 00:03:34,058 --> 00:03:36,392 Wait a second! What's going on with the cake? 79 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,688 Push from your thighs. 80 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,983 - Oh God, are you okay? - Fine. 81 00:03:43,692 --> 00:03:45,443 - Handle broke. - Oh. 82 00:03:45,444 --> 00:03:47,153 - Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry. - I was right. 83 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:48,488 Oh, don't worry about it. 84 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,323 - Don't worry about it. It's fine. - Pictures... 85 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:52,075 Okay, everybody. 86 00:03:52,076 --> 00:03:54,160 I'm here to tell you 87 00:03:54,161 --> 00:03:56,829 that it has all been worth it. 88 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:58,539 - Woo! - Uh, 89 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,667 because today, 90 00:04:00,668 --> 00:04:02,169 it finally happened. 91 00:04:02,711 --> 00:04:04,754 We just shipped 92 00:04:04,755 --> 00:04:06,923 the final build... 93 00:04:06,924 --> 00:04:10,134 of the PiperNet firmware for AT&T's 94 00:04:10,135 --> 00:04:12,303 nationwide launch next week! 95 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:17,850 What the fuck? Is that beer? 96 00:04:17,851 --> 00:04:20,019 No, you're not drinking that piss. We drink my piss! 97 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,021 - Tres Comas! - Oh. 98 00:04:22,022 --> 00:04:23,398 I just bought 99 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:24,857 all the Pied Piper shares 100 00:04:24,858 --> 00:04:26,901 that some dentist in Phoenix had. 101 00:04:26,902 --> 00:04:29,195 Oh, no way. My dad's a dentist in Phoenix. 102 00:04:29,196 --> 00:04:31,489 Well, hopefully he's not an asshole like this guy. 103 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:34,784 - Yeah, that would suck. - We could be talking... 104 00:04:34,785 --> 00:04:36,703 Cuatro Comas! 105 00:04:36,704 --> 00:04:38,287 Drink up, you fucks! 106 00:04:42,751 --> 00:04:45,044 No, no, no, just stop. Just stop. 107 00:04:45,045 --> 00:04:47,255 How does he make it look so difficult? 108 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:51,718 Another? Oh boy! 109 00:04:55,097 --> 00:04:57,224 Hey! There you are. 110 00:04:57,891 --> 00:05:00,226 I, uh, got you something. 111 00:05:00,227 --> 00:05:02,604 Oh, Monica. 112 00:05:06,066 --> 00:05:07,233 "Leaving AT&T. 113 00:05:07,234 --> 00:05:09,652 Just dotted the I's, crossed the T's, 114 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:11,779 and every single detail is perfect". 115 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:14,574 - I sent this to you last week. - Yeah, and as soon as you did, 116 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,576 I knew I had to frame it. 117 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:19,537 Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame it, but you know. 118 00:05:19,538 --> 00:05:21,206 It's really awesome. 119 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:23,417 Although... 120 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:27,086 Are you sure this is what I sent to you? 121 00:05:27,087 --> 00:05:28,713 - Yeah. Why? - Okay. 122 00:05:28,714 --> 00:05:30,424 No, here. 123 00:05:31,508 --> 00:05:33,551 Huh. That's weird. 124 00:05:33,552 --> 00:05:35,928 Oh, it's because... It's actually kinda funny. 125 00:05:35,929 --> 00:05:39,265 - Um, I'm not sure if you... - Richard, congratulations. 126 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:41,642 It's your very close friend Jian-Yang, 127 00:05:41,643 --> 00:05:44,604 and I would like you to give me free shares 128 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,855 of Pied Piper. 129 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:47,857 Okay, Jian-Yang. Uh... 130 00:05:47,858 --> 00:05:50,735 Well, you had plenty of opportunity to invest. 131 00:05:50,736 --> 00:05:52,653 - Still do. - Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin. 132 00:05:52,654 --> 00:05:55,948 Monica, two men are talking business. 133 00:05:55,949 --> 00:05:58,201 You can find your broom and fly away. 134 00:05:58,202 --> 00:06:00,703 Suit yourself. I just checked the ledger, and the coin 135 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:03,957 we issued to Erlich was just sold for $20 million. 136 00:06:10,589 --> 00:06:11,964 Richard, 137 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:13,800 is the mean lady right? 138 00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:16,928 Errich is now fat and rich? 139 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:18,679 Uh, yeah, I guess. 140 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,307 Where is he? 141 00:06:21,308 --> 00:06:23,267 I don't know. 142 00:06:23,268 --> 00:06:24,937 Tibet still, maybe. 143 00:06:26,146 --> 00:06:27,648 Okay. 144 00:06:28,315 --> 00:06:30,233 Tibet. 145 00:06:30,234 --> 00:06:31,610 Okay. 146 00:06:37,074 --> 00:06:39,242 - Huh. - So, at this point, 147 00:06:39,243 --> 00:06:41,661 steaming into the launch, you had no idea 148 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,830 - what was about to happen. - No. 149 00:06:43,831 --> 00:06:45,998 No, none. None whatsoever. 150 00:06:45,999 --> 00:06:47,917 Everything was going... 151 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:50,503 great. 152 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:52,129 What the fuck is wrong with Richard? 153 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:53,840 Why does he wanna see us so early? 154 00:06:53,841 --> 00:06:55,299 Well, he's been here all night. 155 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:58,511 He wouldn't explain, but he is in a bit of a state. 156 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,181 Hey, Richard? 157 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:03,516 Richard, they're here. 158 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:06,102 Oh, great. Yeah. Sit, sit. Sit, sit. 159 00:07:06,103 --> 00:07:08,062 - Why? - Just find a seat. 160 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:10,147 - Richard, what's wrong? - I don't know. 161 00:07:10,148 --> 00:07:12,608 Maybe nothing. Maybe something. 162 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:14,862 Look, here, I wanna show you something. Um... 163 00:07:16,029 --> 00:07:17,488 You see? Okay. So, uh, 164 00:07:17,489 --> 00:07:20,449 this was a message I sent to Monica last week. 165 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,869 She had it framed for me as a gift. 166 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:25,746 Oh, I was gonna get you a gift, but, um, 167 00:07:25,747 --> 00:07:28,124 it was back-ordered, so it's coming next... 168 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:30,084 Look at the dots. Count the dots. 169 00:07:30,085 --> 00:07:32,962 - Dots? - The dots! Look, look. 170 00:07:32,963 --> 00:07:37,216 "Every single detail is", dot-dot-dot, "perfect". Okay? 171 00:07:37,217 --> 00:07:39,260 There are three dots in that ellipsis, 172 00:07:39,261 --> 00:07:42,221 which is the correct number of dots. However, 173 00:07:42,222 --> 00:07:46,058 in the message that I sent her, 174 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:48,061 there are... 175 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,689 four dots, which is incorrect. 176 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:55,110 Thus, not perfect. It was a joke. 177 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,988 - Was it? - Yes. Was and is. 178 00:08:00,574 --> 00:08:04,285 Okay, well, uh, I didn't change your joke, Richard. 179 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:05,953 That's what I got. Three dots. 180 00:08:07,789 --> 00:08:10,958 Wait, is it... three dots that's funny or is it four? 181 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:13,544 Four, four, four. That's what I sent her, four. 182 00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:16,214 But our messaging is encrypted. So, 183 00:08:16,215 --> 00:08:18,758 how did what I send, four dots, 184 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,718 end up as three dots in her feed? 185 00:08:20,719 --> 00:08:22,553 Data corruption, bit flip, 186 00:08:22,554 --> 00:08:25,473 - just a fluke. - Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I thought. 187 00:08:25,474 --> 00:08:27,934 So, then I checked the logs, read the math. 188 00:08:27,935 --> 00:08:30,436 The total size of all sent messages 189 00:08:30,437 --> 00:08:32,396 should be the same as the total size 190 00:08:32,397 --> 00:08:34,774 of all received messages, right? 191 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:38,527 But it's not. The received messages are smaller. 192 00:08:38,528 --> 00:08:42,281 How? How is that possible? Unless... 193 00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:44,075 our network... 194 00:08:44,076 --> 00:08:46,202 is compressing the content 195 00:08:46,203 --> 00:08:50,081 of encrypted files in transit. 196 00:08:50,082 --> 00:08:52,708 And the only way that is possible 197 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:55,394 is by bypassing encryption. 198 00:08:55,395 --> 00:08:57,755 - Well, that's impossible. - I agree. 199 00:08:57,756 --> 00:09:00,008 It makes no sense, 200 00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:03,845 but don't you think we should figure this out before launch? 201 00:09:04,429 --> 00:09:06,138 Richard, don't do this. Not now. 202 00:09:06,139 --> 00:09:07,515 We launch in four days. 203 00:09:07,516 --> 00:09:09,433 The TV spots are already running. 204 00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:11,468 We're not jeopardizing billions of dollars 205 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:12,770 because you're missing a dot. 206 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:15,022 Should I get everyone in here to start working on this? 207 00:09:15,023 --> 00:09:17,316 - Well... - We're beyond that. 208 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:19,151 The others can't help us now. 209 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:21,487 Jared, bolt the doors. 210 00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:22,613 What's in the bag? 211 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:24,449 Clif bars and a gun. 212 00:09:28,078 --> 00:09:30,955 May I be honest? 213 00:09:30,956 --> 00:09:33,666 There was a period of my life in which 214 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:37,004 I would've rooted for the failure of Richard Hendricks. 215 00:09:37,754 --> 00:09:40,214 That was a different Gavin Belson. That was... 216 00:09:40,215 --> 00:09:42,008 - tech icon Gavin Belson, 217 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:43,968 not literary icon Gavin Belson. 218 00:09:43,969 --> 00:09:46,304 Since leaving Hooli, I've co-authored 219 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:48,514 37 adult romance novels. 220 00:09:48,515 --> 00:09:50,975 Fondly, Margeaux. The Lighthouse Dancer. 221 00:09:50,976 --> 00:09:52,742 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 222 00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:54,937 Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound. 223 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,981 Uh, and lastly, His Hazel Glance. 224 00:09:56,982 --> 00:09:59,358 All international best sellers. 225 00:09:59,359 --> 00:10:01,820 Uh, G-Gavin. A moment, please. 226 00:10:05,198 --> 00:10:07,367 I'm so sorry. A moment. 227 00:10:09,036 --> 00:10:10,536 The fuck is your problem? 228 00:10:10,537 --> 00:10:13,164 You said that this would be an hour. 229 00:10:13,165 --> 00:10:14,749 Well, we're just running a little over. 230 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,418 Yeah, with the lights, and the machines, 231 00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:18,544 and the sound equipment, 232 00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:20,296 how is this ever gonna be an hour? 233 00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,214 You're acting hysterical, all right? 234 00:10:22,215 --> 00:10:23,883 We'll have plenty of time to write this... 235 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,801 Yeah, you know what? You know what? 236 00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:28,512 Do your... your little interview. 237 00:10:28,513 --> 00:10:30,056 I'll just write the book myself, okay? 238 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,974 Well, if you could you would, but you can't. 239 00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:33,642 You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you. 240 00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:35,561 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 241 00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:38,022 That's what Florian says to Claudette 242 00:10:38,023 --> 00:10:39,774 outside the cheese cave! 243 00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:42,026 - Oh my God! That's our third act! - Third act! 244 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:44,904 - Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on. - Yeah. 245 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,198 I'm terribly sorry. I'm gonna have to cut this short. 246 00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:48,867 Thank you for coming. 247 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:54,581 When Richard told me about the dots last night, 248 00:10:55,248 --> 00:10:57,583 initially, I dismissed it as the ranting 249 00:10:57,584 --> 00:11:00,002 of a self-sabotaging idiot. 250 00:11:00,003 --> 00:11:02,129 But a few hours later when I woke up 251 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:04,924 in a stall in the second story men's bathroom, 252 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,717 I realized something. 253 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:08,095 That you're an alcoholic? 254 00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:11,555 Perhaps, but high-functioning. 255 00:11:11,556 --> 00:11:14,475 Much like our network. To wit... 256 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,354 Our internal messaging, based on HooliChat, 257 00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:20,940 uses a weak encryption standard 258 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,818 known as P-256. 259 00:11:23,443 --> 00:11:25,403 Whether Richard believes it or not, 260 00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:26,946 our network cracked it. 261 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,239 Who allowed it to do that? 262 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,449 We did, when we gave it one job. 263 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:31,992 To make itself more efficient. 264 00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:33,953 It developed a general solution 265 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:37,289 to discrete log in polynomial time. 266 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,290 What? 267 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,292 Okay, is this a good thing 268 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:43,045 or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel. 269 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:46,466 Abject terror for you. Build from there. 270 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,343 Once launched, 271 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:52,346 our AI will keep learning to break 272 00:11:52,347 --> 00:11:55,975 more and more sophisticated parameters. 273 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,852 Ultimately, this will mean the end 274 00:11:57,853 --> 00:11:59,478 of privacy. 275 00:11:59,479 --> 00:12:00,771 Electrical grids, 276 00:12:00,772 --> 00:12:03,315 financial institutions, 277 00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:05,067 the nuclear launch codes 278 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:07,486 for every single nuclear weapon. 279 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:08,988 All will be exposed. 280 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,698 Pure violence will become 281 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,575 the only basis of power. 282 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:14,785 Spare us the apocalyptic desert planet 283 00:12:14,786 --> 00:12:17,204 sci-fi bullshit, Frank Herbert. 284 00:12:17,205 --> 00:12:19,582 Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer who wrote a series of... 285 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,209 I know who fucking Frank Herbert is. 286 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:24,044 Oh. I'm sorry. 287 00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:25,588 Was that gendered? 288 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:27,798 - That was gendered. - Okay, Gilfoyle. 289 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:30,134 Even if everything you're saying is right, 290 00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:32,178 and that's where we're headed, 291 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,846 there's gotta be a way to fix it. 292 00:12:33,847 --> 00:12:35,931 Fix what, Richard? The network is doing 293 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,517 exactly what we told it to do. 294 00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:40,644 The AI is optimizing the compression 295 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:43,106 and the compression is optimizing the AI. 296 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,358 Everything that makes it successful 297 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:49,614 is exactly what makes it dangerous. 298 00:12:49,615 --> 00:12:52,072 It's a feature, not a bug. 299 00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:54,867 No, no, no. Okay, no. 300 00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,202 What are we gonna do about it? 301 00:12:56,203 --> 00:12:57,703 What do you suggest we do about it? 302 00:12:57,704 --> 00:12:59,331 You're gonna make me say it, aren't you? 303 00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:02,958 Fine. 304 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,127 We built a monster. 305 00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:06,378 We need to kill it. 306 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:09,465 - Fuck. - Are you out of your mind? 307 00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:12,468 No, no, no, no, no, Gilfoyle. 308 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:14,970 We didn't build a monster, first of all. 309 00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:17,014 We built the single greatest 310 00:13:17,015 --> 00:13:18,767 fucking network, ever, in the world. 311 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:20,784 That's the big one. 312 00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:23,229 And I'm sorry, you wanna kill it? 313 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,981 Now? Now? Now? 314 00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,858 We are inches away from the finish line. 315 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,401 You wanna fucking kill it? 316 00:13:29,402 --> 00:13:32,279 We did it, man! We built it! It works! 317 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,867 It just needs a little help! We just gotta fix it, okay? 318 00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:38,509 We don't kill it! 319 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:41,580 That's crazy, man! Kill yourself is the thing. 320 00:13:41,581 --> 00:13:43,208 Fuck you. 321 00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,521 I mean... 322 00:13:45,522 --> 00:13:46,899 that's crazy. 323 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:51,340 When people ask me about Pied Piper, 324 00:13:51,341 --> 00:13:54,843 I always tell them the same thing. 325 00:13:59,349 --> 00:14:01,558 Are there other questions? 326 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,604 Uh, yeah. Can you elaborate? 327 00:14:05,272 --> 00:14:07,273 Mm... yes. 328 00:14:11,736 --> 00:14:13,737 Will you? 329 00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:15,656 Ah... 330 00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:17,284 Hmm... 331 00:14:38,972 --> 00:14:41,808 Save it, Jared. I'm not in the mood for a pep talk. 332 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,602 You know, if I learned anything from my time with Gwart, 333 00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:48,439 it's the power of just listening. 334 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,608 Fucking Gilfoyle. 335 00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:54,278 Shut it down? Are you fucking kidding me? 336 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:57,281 Throw everything away that we've been working toward? 337 00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:59,074 Not to mention the fact that we have a contract 338 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:00,951 worth billions of dollars. 339 00:15:00,952 --> 00:15:03,329 Yeah, that's a lot of money. 340 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,748 And what about all the other stuff we're gonna do? 341 00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:08,584 I mean, give internet to underserved communities, 342 00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:11,545 students in the homework gap, refugees, genomic research. 343 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:13,589 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer. 344 00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:16,425 - And cancer is bad. - Cancer fuckin' sucks! 345 00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:19,011 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please". No. 346 00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:21,180 And we have this beautiful baby, 347 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,350 who is a little sick... 348 00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,518 But, apparently, it's now the devil, 349 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,853 and we have to kill it. 350 00:15:27,854 --> 00:15:30,564 I vote we take it to the doctor, but fuck. 351 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,733 I had a foster mother who thought I was the devil 352 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,693 and that she had to kill me. 353 00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:37,112 And I think it was pretty traumatizing for her. 354 00:15:37,113 --> 00:15:39,865 And th-the odds... 355 00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:42,701 of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy 356 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:45,871 doomsday scenario actually coming true are... 357 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:48,040 I mean, we've had a nuclear arsenal for decades, 358 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:51,168 and we're fine. I mean, outside of a couple... 359 00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:53,629 substantial blips. Two in particular. 360 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,506 I'd say we're safer. 361 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,466 The real killer is stress. 362 00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,259 Okay, sure, fine. 363 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:01,595 Oppenheimer famously said he regretted 364 00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,639 building the atom bomb and died in despair, 365 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,599 but what the fuck does that have to do with anything? 366 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,435 Oppenheimer. What a self-obsessed little bitch. 367 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:11,397 What are we supposed to do, huh? What are we supposed to do? 368 00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:14,233 Fucking Gilfoyle. We'll just call up AT&T 369 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,402 and say that our network is so good 370 00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:18,821 that it'll eventually become some doomsday device, 371 00:16:18,822 --> 00:16:22,074 and we have no moral option but to destroy it 372 00:16:22,075 --> 00:16:24,743 before we let you release it? I mean... 373 00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:26,746 We're not doing it! We're not. 374 00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:29,957 - We're not. - Hey, Richard. 375 00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:34,921 Whatever you think is best, that's what we're gonna do. 376 00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:39,884 I mean, they just put up the billboard. 377 00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:43,430 She's a beauty, right? 378 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,443 Fu... ! Sorry, guys. 379 00:16:57,026 --> 00:16:59,361 - Gilfoyle's right. - Seriously? 380 00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:02,072 We're seriously doing this? We're canceling the launch? 381 00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:06,243 Well, no. Uh, ha, that's not enough. 382 00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:08,912 Our network is dangerous. 383 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,248 If we cancel it or shut it down, 384 00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:13,125 then others will try to copy 385 00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:15,794 or reverse engineer everything that we've built. 386 00:17:15,795 --> 00:17:17,254 It's like... 387 00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:18,922 It's like the four-minute mile. 388 00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,632 Everybody thought it was impossible, 389 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:21,842 until someone did it, 390 00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:23,927 and then everybody started doing it 391 00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:25,972 because they knew it could be done. 392 00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:28,390 Right. Roger Bannister. 393 00:17:28,391 --> 00:17:30,684 Now, imagine he'd gone into cardiac arrest 394 00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:33,145 and evacuated on himself and died. 395 00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:35,272 And as he lay there with his prolapsed anus 396 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:37,649 peeking beneath the running shorts on his newly dead body, 397 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,026 the crowd jeered and grimaced. 398 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:40,820 That is what has to happen to us. 399 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:43,906 We have to shit ourselves to death. 400 00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:45,616 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 401 00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:46,784 He's right. 402 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:49,661 Our launch has to fail, publicly... 403 00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:51,163 and spectacularly. 404 00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:53,833 Are you dumbfucks listening to yourselves? 405 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,210 Because I am, 406 00:17:56,211 --> 00:17:58,086 and you are dumb. 407 00:17:58,087 --> 00:17:59,631 And fucks. 408 00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:02,674 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything we've built 409 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:04,593 just to prevent me from having money! 410 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,078 Interesting. 411 00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:08,889 Is that Dinesh's Tesla? 412 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,517 What? 413 00:18:12,769 --> 00:18:15,562 - There's no one in it. - Correct. 414 00:18:15,563 --> 00:18:18,315 You have the Tesla mobile app on your phone, 415 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:22,444 which communicates over the Pied Piper network. 416 00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:25,572 A few hours ago, I tasked said network 417 00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:29,493 with providing me your TLS encryption key, 418 00:18:29,494 --> 00:18:30,995 which it just gave me. 419 00:18:31,538 --> 00:18:34,122 To verify that that key was correct, 420 00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:36,792 I decided to autodrive your car 421 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,877 to the car wash on El Camino. 422 00:18:38,878 --> 00:18:41,672 It appears the key was correct, 423 00:18:41,673 --> 00:18:43,090 no? 424 00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:44,550 Be careful, Charlotte. 425 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,714 What encryption does Tesla use? 426 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,555 Curve 25519, 427 00:18:49,556 --> 00:18:51,682 the most secure... 428 00:18:51,683 --> 00:18:54,852 discrete log parameter there is. 429 00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:56,228 Not anymore. 430 00:18:56,229 --> 00:18:59,106 Our network just blew it apart like a prolapsed anus. 431 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:02,277 In only two hours and 47 minutes. 432 00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:05,362 - The prosecution rests. - Okay, Dinesh, 433 00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:07,573 they're right. We have to fail, 434 00:19:07,574 --> 00:19:09,616 and it has to look like an accident, 435 00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:12,119 or else we could all go to prison. 436 00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:17,207 - No, I cannot do it. - Of course you can. 437 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,711 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail. 438 00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:22,754 You're just failing to see that right now. 439 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:26,049 Don't insult me. I can fail circles around you losers. 440 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,426 But will I? 441 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,928 I'm gonna be honest with you. 442 00:19:29,929 --> 00:19:31,638 No offense to me, 443 00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:34,558 but I am greedy and unreliable, 444 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:35,935 bordering on piece of shit. 445 00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:37,978 If there is a chance 446 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:41,523 to stop you guys from stopping you guys, I will do it. 447 00:19:41,524 --> 00:19:43,442 I will sabotage your sabotage. 448 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,278 So, if this company needs to fail 449 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,323 epically, like fucking fail... 450 00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:51,910 you need to do it without me. 451 00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:54,328 Revoke my permissions. 452 00:19:54,329 --> 00:19:55,913 Delete my PiperMail account. 453 00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:58,917 I will use Gmail like a fucking basic bitch. 454 00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:04,796 Don't let me anywhere near that launch. 455 00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:07,716 I may beg, and I will lie to you. 456 00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:11,012 I cannot bribe you because I don't have any money. 457 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,765 But I am too much of a liability. 458 00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:18,185 That is the most courageous act of cowardice I've ever seen. 459 00:20:18,186 --> 00:20:20,521 All this because of a fucking dot. 460 00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:24,817 Dinesh's car is at the Wendy's drive-thru. 461 00:20:25,318 --> 00:20:26,401 Anybody hungry? 462 00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:27,444 They call it PiperNet, 463 00:20:27,445 --> 00:20:29,112 and it's coming to your phone. 464 00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:31,490 Tomorrow at noon, the Pied Piper app will go live 465 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,420 on the latest 5G-equipped iOS and Android phones 466 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,488 in 10 major cities across the country. 467 00:20:36,489 --> 00:20:39,498 AT&T says, if things go as planned, PiperNet could be 468 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:42,084 on more than a half billion devices within a year. 469 00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:45,712 And no one is more excited than technology super fans, 470 00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:48,632 like the ones behind me... 471 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:51,023 who are camping out all night to snag 472 00:20:51,024 --> 00:20:54,012 a limited edition Pied Piper-equipped smartphone. 473 00:20:54,013 --> 00:20:56,473 If their enthusiasm is anything to go by, 474 00:20:56,474 --> 00:20:59,351 then a lot more people may soon be lining up 475 00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:01,728 to pay the piper. 476 00:21:01,729 --> 00:21:04,899 I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW. 477 00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:09,528 All right, thanks, everyone! Appreciate y'all! Okay! 478 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,031 I see you! I see you! 479 00:21:25,712 --> 00:21:28,296 Hey, does anyone want a bear claw? 480 00:21:28,297 --> 00:21:30,262 I just bought too many at the store, 481 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:32,676 so I'm going around giving them away if anybody wants 482 00:21:32,677 --> 00:21:34,553 - a bear claw or a cruller... - Whoa. 483 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:37,056 You got one of the Pied Piper ratjacks made? 484 00:21:37,849 --> 00:21:40,017 Wait, there's a cool nickname for the jackets? 485 00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,394 Yeah, you even got Dinesh embroidered. 486 00:21:42,395 --> 00:21:44,397 Oh, he's my favorite, too. 487 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:46,898 Wait. 488 00:21:46,899 --> 00:21:49,276 Oh my God. Holy shit! 489 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:51,069 Dude, it's Dinesh! 490 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:53,572 Yeah, Dinesh. I'm Dinesh Chugtai. 491 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,741 I'm the cofounder of Pied Piper, 492 00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:57,492 in an original ratjack. 493 00:21:57,493 --> 00:21:58,744 I can't wait for tomorrow! 494 00:21:58,745 --> 00:22:00,662 Don't worry about tomorrow! Today! 495 00:22:00,663 --> 00:22:02,551 - Fuck tomorrow! - Uh, 496 00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:05,625 - can I get a selfie? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 497 00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:07,753 - Okay, thank you! - Here we go. 498 00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:10,797 I am Pied Piper. 499 00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:14,052 - I am Pied Piper. - I am Pied Piper. 500 00:22:14,761 --> 00:22:16,429 I am Pied Piper... 501 00:22:18,431 --> 00:22:21,349 - Are we set? - Locked and loaded. 502 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:22,934 The script I wrote will push a new build 503 00:22:22,935 --> 00:22:25,605 from the supernode at the office the second you step on stage. 504 00:22:26,355 --> 00:22:29,149 No one here will see it. When we go live, 505 00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,109 all the nodes should start broadcasting noise 506 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,944 across common communication bands, 507 00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:35,030 jamming cell signals, knocking out Bluetooth, 508 00:22:35,031 --> 00:22:37,784 and fucking up every GPS unit for miles. 509 00:22:38,326 --> 00:22:40,285 - Good. - Yeah. 510 00:22:40,286 --> 00:22:42,288 They'll force us to shut it down... 511 00:22:43,122 --> 00:22:44,706 then it'll all be over. 512 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:49,294 Good. 513 00:22:49,295 --> 00:22:50,922 Yeah. Good. 514 00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:53,799 Fuck. 515 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,051 Richard? We're about to start. 516 00:22:56,052 --> 00:22:57,970 Yeah, let's go. Okay, here we go. 517 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,309 I am Pied Piper. 518 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:07,354 I am Pied Piper. 519 00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:10,108 I am Pied Piper. 520 00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:13,819 Hi. Uh, my name is Dinesh Chugtai. 521 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:17,114 I wanna make sure I am not on the list for the launch today. 522 00:23:17,115 --> 00:23:20,662 Chugtai. Um... I don't see your name here. 523 00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:22,452 Okay, that's great. Oh, uh, 524 00:23:22,453 --> 00:23:25,497 could you also make sure there are no VIP lists I might be on? 525 00:23:25,498 --> 00:23:27,874 Chugtai. Spelled how it's pronounced. 526 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,709 - Okay. Uh... - "Chu", 527 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:30,836 and then "gtai". 528 00:23:30,837 --> 00:23:32,454 No, not here either. 529 00:23:32,455 --> 00:23:34,756 Oh, and these security guards? 530 00:23:34,757 --> 00:23:38,635 Are they your best guys? Like, will they stop me? 531 00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:39,761 Would they fuck me up? 532 00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,263 - I'm sorry, we... - Thank you so much. 533 00:23:41,264 --> 00:23:43,348 That's exactly the response I was looking for. 534 00:23:43,349 --> 00:23:45,600 I feel very confident I will not be getting into 535 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,728 the launch today. Thank you for not helping. 536 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,021 Don't let me through. 537 00:23:50,022 --> 00:23:52,150 We are Pied Piper! 538 00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,240 Woo! 539 00:24:01,617 --> 00:24:03,660 Yes, hello. Uh... 540 00:24:03,661 --> 00:24:06,705 I am Richard Hendricks, founder and CEO, 541 00:24:06,706 --> 00:24:08,957 and I am thrilled to welcome you all 542 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,710 to the official launch of Pied Piper. 543 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:37,402 - Hey, John. - Yeah. 544 00:24:37,403 --> 00:24:39,404 Here's your hot water. 545 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:41,032 Okay. 546 00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:47,079 Hey, Gabe? 547 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,458 There's something weird here. 548 00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:53,753 What is it? 549 00:24:55,129 --> 00:24:57,422 The code they're about to launch... 550 00:24:57,423 --> 00:25:00,133 it isn't the build we shipped. 551 00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:02,637 Someone just pushed a new build. 552 00:25:05,598 --> 00:25:07,098 Hey, John? 553 00:25:07,099 --> 00:25:08,558 Yeah? 554 00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:10,436 That's a mistake. 555 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:14,065 We should change it back to the right code. 556 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:17,735 Okay. 557 00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:23,698 Fast and powerful. 558 00:25:23,699 --> 00:25:25,938 Sounds a little bit like you, Andre Iguodala. 559 00:25:25,939 --> 00:25:27,947 - Yes! - That's right, Richard Hendricks. 560 00:25:27,948 --> 00:25:30,497 And as a member of the NBA's all-defensive first team, 561 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:32,415 I know a little something about cybersecurity. 562 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:35,835 Would you say that Pied Piper is your MVP? 563 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:37,796 "Most valuable phone"? 564 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,966 Yeah, I would. 565 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,135 Uh, hey, Dinesh? 566 00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:45,762 Gabe, what are you doing here? 567 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:48,431 You weren't answering your calls or texts, 568 00:25:48,432 --> 00:25:51,102 so I came here from the office. 569 00:25:51,644 --> 00:25:55,314 So, um, a weird version of the software, uh... 570 00:25:58,484 --> 00:26:00,861 was put online, so, uh... 571 00:26:02,238 --> 00:26:03,488 So? 572 00:26:03,489 --> 00:26:05,825 So, I reverted it to the version we shipped. 573 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:13,165 Oh, I have the original weird one here... 574 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,169 There's some photos of me in Hawaii. 575 00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:22,215 So, this was the version that was about to be deployed, 576 00:26:22,216 --> 00:26:23,883 then you switched it, 577 00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:26,637 and now we're about to launch the older version? 578 00:26:27,513 --> 00:26:29,472 Yes. 579 00:26:29,473 --> 00:26:32,017 So, if I do nothing, 580 00:26:32,018 --> 00:26:34,310 absolutely nothing... 581 00:26:34,311 --> 00:26:36,938 - Nothing? - ... the "correct" version 582 00:26:36,939 --> 00:26:38,606 of the network would launch? 583 00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:41,735 Uh, what do you mean by when you do that? 584 00:26:41,736 --> 00:26:43,903 - Just stretching my fingers. - Oh. 585 00:26:43,904 --> 00:26:46,031 But before I go, can you tell me, 586 00:26:46,032 --> 00:26:47,389 who let the dogs out? 587 00:26:52,663 --> 00:26:55,374 Damn it! Okay, go. Thank you. 588 00:26:59,211 --> 00:27:01,379 Leave a message. Also, 589 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,674 fuck you, Dinesh. 590 00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:10,723 The supernode on the roof. 591 00:27:30,868 --> 00:27:32,660 Give it up for Menlo Bark! 592 00:27:32,661 --> 00:27:34,829 Weren't they fetching? 593 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:37,145 Fucking hell, who wrote this shit? 594 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:40,627 I... 595 00:27:40,628 --> 00:27:42,087 Guys! Comma. 596 00:27:42,088 --> 00:27:44,172 We have a huge fucking problem! 597 00:27:44,173 --> 00:27:46,091 Period. Fucking Gabe 598 00:27:46,092 --> 00:27:47,842 reverted to the old build! 599 00:27:47,843 --> 00:27:50,095 Exclamation point, exclamation point! 600 00:27:53,099 --> 00:27:55,934 I got a group text from Dinesh. 601 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,978 "Guys, come on. Fun king games 602 00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:01,107 pervert Oldsmobile"? 603 00:28:01,816 --> 00:28:04,609 - What? - Okay, so I've... 604 00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:06,569 shown you our... 605 00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:09,114 decentralized universal data exchange, 606 00:28:09,115 --> 00:28:11,407 our tamper-proof storage. 607 00:28:11,408 --> 00:28:13,660 I've shown you that you, and you alone, 608 00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:17,123 will control your personal data and your identity. 609 00:28:23,295 --> 00:28:24,546 All... 610 00:28:24,547 --> 00:28:27,799 All of us here at Pied Piper have worked 611 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,469 so hard on this. 612 00:28:32,555 --> 00:28:35,765 We have given six sleepless, 613 00:28:35,766 --> 00:28:37,810 brutal years to this project, 614 00:28:38,811 --> 00:28:40,938 and I am... 615 00:28:41,772 --> 00:28:44,358 so proud of what we've done. 616 00:28:47,403 --> 00:28:49,445 Uh, so my mentor... 617 00:28:49,446 --> 00:28:51,698 the late Peter Gregory, uh, 618 00:28:51,699 --> 00:28:54,535 put us on the path to what we've created here. 619 00:28:55,411 --> 00:28:57,162 He called it, 620 00:28:57,163 --> 00:29:00,457 "the internet we deserve". 621 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:04,085 We have fought every step of the way 622 00:29:04,086 --> 00:29:07,714 to bring you the greatest network 623 00:29:07,715 --> 00:29:11,718 ever made, ha. And in, uh... 624 00:29:11,719 --> 00:29:14,638 five minutes, 42 seconds, 625 00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:20,352 that fight is over. 626 00:30:10,027 --> 00:30:12,529 Son of a bitch. 627 00:30:13,906 --> 00:30:16,282 Dinesh, you fucking terrorist, 628 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:17,492 what the fuck are you doing? 629 00:30:18,661 --> 00:30:19,827 Are you jerking off? 630 00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:21,913 Or did you do one push up? 631 00:30:21,914 --> 00:30:24,457 Quit being a fucking bitch. 632 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,287 Let me then make clear 633 00:30:26,288 --> 00:30:27,752 that I am determined upon our... 634 00:30:29,755 --> 00:30:32,423 That's one small step for a man, 635 00:30:32,424 --> 00:30:35,176 one giant leap for mankind. 636 00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:37,136 Hello? 637 00:30:37,137 --> 00:30:38,429 Dinesh is where? 638 00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:40,890 - Tell him to fuck off. - You tell him. 639 00:30:40,891 --> 00:30:43,768 It's me! I'm here. I'm merged and I can hear you. 640 00:30:43,769 --> 00:30:45,187 Hold on. 641 00:30:45,938 --> 00:30:48,022 - Hey. - We're all merged in. 642 00:30:48,023 --> 00:30:50,233 Richard, you are doing a great job. 643 00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:52,777 Jared, shut up. Richard, turn around. 644 00:30:52,778 --> 00:30:54,446 I'm behind you. 645 00:30:55,406 --> 00:30:58,783 Dinesh says that Gabe reverted us back to the prior build 646 00:30:58,784 --> 00:31:00,201 from the supernode at the office. 647 00:31:00,202 --> 00:31:03,413 I cannot verify this because I'm not at a supernode. 648 00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:05,790 I'm across the stage from you, as you can see. 649 00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:08,876 But Dinesh is. He's on the roof. 650 00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:11,254 He wants me to give him back his permissions to deploy. 651 00:31:11,255 --> 00:31:13,381 So I can push out the right build. 652 00:31:13,382 --> 00:31:15,383 The wrong... The build, guys! 653 00:31:15,384 --> 00:31:17,427 The build we talked about! The build that 654 00:31:17,428 --> 00:31:19,470 saves the world, but makes me poor! 655 00:31:19,471 --> 00:31:21,514 Question is, do we believe him? 656 00:31:21,515 --> 00:31:24,726 In fairness, there are a lot of reasons not to trust him, 657 00:31:24,727 --> 00:31:26,352 such as he told us not to trust him. 658 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,146 - Believe me! - But do we trust that? 659 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:30,148 For once, I wanna do the right thing! 660 00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,275 Richard, I'm gonna need an answer. 661 00:31:32,276 --> 00:31:35,528 - I don't have much time. - The fate of the world literally relies on this. 662 00:31:35,529 --> 00:31:37,613 Richard, it's time. 663 00:31:37,614 --> 00:31:39,157 - Come on! - Okay. 664 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:43,028 - Richard, we need an answer. - Ladies and gentlemen, we are at... 665 00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:46,331 Ten, nine, 666 00:31:46,332 --> 00:31:48,541 eight, 667 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:50,501 seven, six... 668 00:31:50,502 --> 00:31:52,713 - Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in. - ... five, 669 00:31:54,673 --> 00:31:56,257 - ... four... - Oh. 670 00:31:56,258 --> 00:31:58,009 three, 671 00:31:58,010 --> 00:31:59,844 two, one! 672 00:31:59,845 --> 00:32:02,972 Ladies and gentlemen, Pied Piper network... 673 00:32:02,973 --> 00:32:05,350 is officially live! 674 00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:10,522 The balloons are falling. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? 675 00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:14,192 Uh... 676 00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:21,199 The app is now available! 677 00:32:24,703 --> 00:32:27,373 - We did it! - Where are you guys? 678 00:32:28,874 --> 00:32:31,334 Communications should be going haywire. Are they? 679 00:32:31,335 --> 00:32:33,795 I can still hear you, so phones must be working. 680 00:32:33,796 --> 00:32:36,381 Traffic is moving, so GPS must be working. 681 00:32:36,382 --> 00:32:37,590 He's right. 682 00:32:37,591 --> 00:32:40,009 GPS says I'm here, standing next to you, 683 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,603 which seems to be accurate. 684 00:32:41,604 --> 00:32:43,179 Dinesh, you fucked us. 685 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:45,014 No, he didn't. We are generating noise. 686 00:32:45,015 --> 00:32:47,475 - Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh. - You're good. 687 00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:49,268 I'd expect me to fuck us, too. 688 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:51,521 Problem. We haven't raised the noise far enough 689 00:32:51,522 --> 00:32:52,688 to drown out even Bluetooth. 690 00:32:52,689 --> 00:32:54,607 Okay, so we're generating noise, 691 00:32:54,608 --> 00:32:56,591 but just not enough to interfere with anything? 692 00:32:56,592 --> 00:32:59,237 Is this gonna work? Did we just make billions of dollars? 693 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,489 This wouldn't be happening if we had had time to test things. 694 00:33:01,490 --> 00:33:03,866 Fucking kidding me? We failed at failing? 695 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,785 Wait, why are they barking? 696 00:33:05,786 --> 00:33:07,745 Oh shit. 697 00:33:07,746 --> 00:33:09,914 Think we might be creating interference that's causing 698 00:33:09,915 --> 00:33:11,666 the speakers in the phones to resonate. 699 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,084 And that's what bugging the dogs? 700 00:33:13,085 --> 00:33:16,003 No. Dogs shouldn't be bothered by that frequency. 701 00:33:16,004 --> 00:33:18,297 Well, then, what the fuck are they barking at? 702 00:33:27,641 --> 00:33:30,978 Please, ladies and gentlemen, please stay calm! 703 00:33:31,895 --> 00:33:34,105 Don't panic! 704 00:33:38,819 --> 00:33:41,488 Dear sweet mother of God. 705 00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:44,949 What have we done? 706 00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:47,083 In a fairy tale turned nightmare 707 00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:50,204 come to life, thousands of rats streamed onto the streets 708 00:33:50,205 --> 00:33:53,634 - of San Francisco today. - Pied Piper's phones broadcasting 709 00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:55,793 intense ultrasonic sounds 710 00:33:55,794 --> 00:33:57,920 that began repelling the rats. 711 00:33:57,921 --> 00:34:01,132 The streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea-rat-tle, 712 00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:02,759 and everyone was sleepless. 713 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,802 Giants fans going home happy today 714 00:34:04,803 --> 00:34:07,180 as the Cubs go down swinging to the... 715 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:08,639 Holy shit! 716 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,933 They're calling it "Rat-mageddon". Yeah. 717 00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:13,728 Except in New York, where they're calling it Wednesday. 718 00:34:17,941 --> 00:34:19,942 They literally became the Pied Piper. 719 00:34:19,943 --> 00:34:21,694 I mean, you can't make that up. 720 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:23,947 Yeah, maybe you couldn't... 721 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,325 but I could. 722 00:34:27,242 --> 00:34:28,951 Oh, for fuck's sake. 723 00:34:28,952 --> 00:34:31,662 When you think about a lot of the failures in tech... 724 00:34:31,663 --> 00:34:34,916 Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork... 725 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:38,461 Pied Piper really is right at the top of that list. 726 00:34:38,462 --> 00:34:42,006 Pied Piper is just a millstone around AT&T's neck! 727 00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:44,258 I say dump it! Dump it now! 728 00:34:44,259 --> 00:34:47,637 I lost so much fucking money with those guys. 729 00:34:47,638 --> 00:34:50,431 - I got rat-fucked. 730 00:34:50,432 --> 00:34:51,641 That's a pun. 731 00:34:51,642 --> 00:34:53,518 I made it all back though. Sweet investment 732 00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:55,687 in the hair transplant sector. 733 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,340 What? 734 00:34:59,341 --> 00:35:02,744 Rats, ah, yes, we have some of them here. 735 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,808 Figuratively. 736 00:35:05,809 --> 00:35:07,978 They are dealt with. 737 00:35:08,992 --> 00:35:11,536 And so, effective immediately, 738 00:35:11,537 --> 00:35:13,412 I am shutting down Pied Piper, 739 00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:15,122 deleting its code repositories, 740 00:35:15,123 --> 00:35:18,125 and liquidating its remaining assets. 741 00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:20,878 All right. That's our statement. 742 00:35:20,879 --> 00:35:22,713 We will not be taking any further... 743 00:35:22,714 --> 00:35:25,800 Can I just say that I am just... 744 00:35:25,801 --> 00:35:28,678 truly, deeply sorry. 745 00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:31,556 Uh, this should never have been built. 746 00:35:31,557 --> 00:35:35,561 It is... technically flawed to its very core. 747 00:35:37,354 --> 00:35:39,606 And we should all remember that... 748 00:35:40,524 --> 00:35:42,693 forevermore. 749 00:35:43,318 --> 00:35:45,570 Sorry. 750 00:35:48,031 --> 00:35:50,533 Obviously, Mr. Hendricks doesn't mean that in any 751 00:35:50,534 --> 00:35:54,538 legally binding or actionable way. Get a life, guys. 752 00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:57,582 It's weird. 753 00:35:57,583 --> 00:36:01,318 It really seemed like Pied Piper was going to work. 754 00:36:03,344 --> 00:36:05,995 Something doesn't add up. 755 00:36:09,654 --> 00:36:11,471 So, I did the right thing, 756 00:36:11,472 --> 00:36:13,455 I helped save the world, 757 00:36:13,456 --> 00:36:15,398 my legs are still super sore, 758 00:36:15,399 --> 00:36:18,110 and my reward is that I'm poor. 759 00:36:20,981 --> 00:36:23,274 What are you gonna do? 760 00:36:23,275 --> 00:36:25,484 Not sure. Been thinking about teaching... 761 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,945 No, not you. 762 00:36:30,464 --> 00:36:32,364 Oh, uh... 763 00:36:32,365 --> 00:36:34,432 I think I might disappear for a bit. 764 00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:35,832 Maybe travel. 765 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,691 Yeah, I might travel, too. 766 00:36:37,692 --> 00:36:39,277 Where were you thinking? 767 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,585 It may help if, at least for the time being, 768 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:44,962 you pretend to be mad at me. 769 00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:47,173 Look, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, 770 00:36:47,174 --> 00:36:51,177 but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform. 771 00:36:53,969 --> 00:36:56,619 Come on, guys, let's cheer up. 772 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,979 I mean, we set out to build 773 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:02,089 the best thing ever built, and that's what we did, 774 00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:03,949 right? 775 00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:05,535 We succeeded. 776 00:37:06,552 --> 00:37:08,369 And who can say 777 00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:10,580 that they literally saved the world? 778 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:13,491 - Right? - Not us. 779 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,618 'Cause we can't tell anyone what we did. 780 00:37:15,619 --> 00:37:17,995 Right. Not out loud, but... 781 00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:20,707 - You know. - Silence is on brand for me. 782 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,460 Good luck, Dinesh. 783 00:37:27,172 --> 00:37:28,674 On the bright side... 784 00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:36,305 I found another box of these. 785 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,729 Well, uh... 786 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:47,358 I was, I was a little bit embarrassed, ha. 787 00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:49,610 Uh, so I just, uh, 788 00:37:49,611 --> 00:37:52,613 went off the grid for a bit. I-I-I traveled. 789 00:37:52,614 --> 00:37:55,491 I went to Tibet, actually, to try and find Erlich, 790 00:37:55,492 --> 00:37:57,661 but, uh, he was gone. 791 00:37:58,412 --> 00:38:00,997 And then, I came back, 792 00:38:00,998 --> 00:38:04,875 but no one really wanted to hire the guy behind Pied Piper. 793 00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:07,044 Uh, however, 794 00:38:07,045 --> 00:38:09,715 my best friend did hire me, 795 00:38:10,382 --> 00:38:13,050 and now I am the... 796 00:38:13,051 --> 00:38:15,761 Gavin Belson Professor 797 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:19,223 of, uh, Ethics in Technology at Stanford University. 798 00:38:19,224 --> 00:38:21,726 My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, 799 00:38:21,727 --> 00:38:24,938 and I'm the president of Stamford. 800 00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:28,232 Stanford. 801 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:32,111 You graduates have a lot of responsibility. 802 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:36,074 Finishing the important work of movements such as... 803 00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:39,660 "pound Met double zero", 804 00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:41,579 and "title icks". 805 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:44,707 So, I think I know, but-but why do they call you Big Head? 806 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:46,792 Oh, yeah, just, you know, 807 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:49,336 boys being boys. Making fun of my, 808 00:38:49,337 --> 00:38:50,922 my big old dome. 809 00:38:51,631 --> 00:38:54,968 It's not because your last name is Big-hetti? 810 00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:05,770 I'm the cofounder of Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 811 00:39:05,771 --> 00:39:09,398 one of the largest cybersecurity firms in the Bay Area. 812 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:11,358 I am the cofounder of 813 00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:14,070 Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 814 00:39:14,071 --> 00:39:17,531 - one of the largest cyber... - I literally just said that. 815 00:39:17,532 --> 00:39:20,034 - ... security firms... - I just said that. 816 00:39:20,035 --> 00:39:22,620 - You heard me say that. - ... in the Bay Area. 817 00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:24,872 Things are better when I say them. 818 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:27,124 Plus, they're definitely going to edit you out. 819 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,960 If they're not gonna use it, why would they use it? That has... 820 00:39:29,961 --> 00:39:32,296 Why don't you tell them how you bought the house next to mine 821 00:39:32,297 --> 00:39:35,466 - because you love me so much. - Okay, 822 00:39:35,467 --> 00:39:37,468 fuck you. 823 00:39:37,469 --> 00:39:39,471 How's it going, guys? 824 00:39:40,138 --> 00:39:42,139 Meeting time. 825 00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:44,809 - We have a meeting. - Mandatory. 826 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:47,103 What do I do now? I, uh, I work for 827 00:39:47,104 --> 00:39:48,979 a non-profit in DC. 828 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:51,816 It's a... it's a think tank, and-and we just... 829 00:39:51,817 --> 00:39:54,361 think about... stuff, you know. 830 00:39:54,945 --> 00:39:56,862 So, the NSA. 831 00:39:56,863 --> 00:39:59,657 The NSA? No, no, no. 832 00:39:59,658 --> 00:40:02,619 Farthest thing from the NSA. 833 00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:06,372 God. The NSA. That's... 834 00:40:06,373 --> 00:40:08,332 That's a really weird question to ask. 835 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,958 Okay, Jell-O. 836 00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:13,796 - I love working with the elderly. - One, two, one, two. 837 00:40:13,797 --> 00:40:16,674 It's like I get to have a bunch of parents 838 00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:18,342 and also be their parent. 839 00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:21,178 No! No, no, no! Martin, Martin! 840 00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:22,721 She only has eyes for you. 841 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:25,017 We were dancing as girlfriends, that's it. 842 00:40:25,018 --> 00:40:27,935 This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic 843 00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:31,438 among the residents, which is bad medically, but... 844 00:40:31,439 --> 00:40:34,775 from another perspective, it's kind of touching. 845 00:40:34,776 --> 00:40:37,529 Okay, we're on our way to the hostel. 846 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,535 God, I haven't been there in such a long time. 847 00:40:44,828 --> 00:40:46,495 It was just an... 848 00:40:46,496 --> 00:40:49,332 it was an incredible time in my life, you know? 849 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,667 I never really thought that I would have 850 00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:54,003 a group of male friends. 851 00:40:54,004 --> 00:40:57,257 You know, men just seem kinda mean and hard, but... 852 00:40:58,091 --> 00:41:00,050 these guys were as sweet 853 00:41:00,051 --> 00:41:02,386 and soft as rotten fruit. 854 00:41:02,387 --> 00:41:03,971 You got your book? 855 00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:05,681 Prince of Puget Sound? 856 00:41:05,682 --> 00:41:08,226 Oh, Judy! 857 00:41:12,522 --> 00:41:14,231 Hey, man. 858 00:41:14,232 --> 00:41:15,567 Hey, man. 859 00:41:17,211 --> 00:41:18,296 You okay? 860 00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:21,071 Yeah. 861 00:41:21,072 --> 00:41:22,740 I haven't seen you in forever. 862 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,200 I saw you last weekend. 863 00:41:25,410 --> 00:41:26,870 You look great. 864 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:29,747 Is that... 865 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,290 is that a woman's scent? 866 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:33,418 No, it's unisex. 867 00:41:34,677 --> 00:41:35,867 Big Head? 868 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,495 Hey, Nelson. 869 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:42,551 I work a lot with people who have dementia, 870 00:41:42,552 --> 00:41:43,726 and I just want you to know, 871 00:41:43,727 --> 00:41:45,627 it doesn't have to be a horror show. 872 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:46,903 Oh, cool. 873 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:49,266 - Well hey, we're all here. - Let's go. 874 00:41:49,267 --> 00:41:51,435 Let's go see Jian-Yang, heh. 875 00:41:53,438 --> 00:41:55,272 - You okay? Richard! - Fine. 876 00:41:58,652 --> 00:42:00,736 Uh... , hi there. Is, uh, 877 00:42:00,737 --> 00:42:02,738 is Jian-Yang here? 878 00:42:02,739 --> 00:42:05,908 Does he live here? We're... we're all old friends of his. 879 00:42:05,909 --> 00:42:07,326 No, I'm sorry. 880 00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:10,704 I bought the house years ago from his estate. 881 00:42:10,705 --> 00:42:12,791 Estate? 882 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,125 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 883 00:42:15,126 --> 00:42:17,295 but Jian-Yang's dead. 884 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:23,467 Uh... 885 00:42:23,468 --> 00:42:25,719 Okay, so he's dead. What do we do? 886 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:32,852 It's different, but also the same. 887 00:42:33,579 --> 00:42:34,954 Hey, Gilfoyle. 888 00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:38,857 That's your horrible corner. It looks much better now. 889 00:42:38,858 --> 00:42:40,317 Changed a little bit. 890 00:42:40,318 --> 00:42:41,820 They fixed my hole. 891 00:42:43,488 --> 00:42:45,531 Don't do it again. 892 00:42:45,532 --> 00:42:47,157 No, I wouldn't. Obviously. 893 00:42:47,158 --> 00:42:48,659 I was emotionally charged. 894 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:50,787 Oh, the drapes. 895 00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:54,791 Oh, that's a playful linen. 896 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:58,335 - Hi. I used to live here... - Hey. 897 00:42:58,336 --> 00:42:59,878 back when I was poor. 898 00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:02,048 - Cool. - No offense. 899 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:04,342 None taken, I guess. 900 00:43:06,136 --> 00:43:08,345 - President Bighetti? - Whoa! 901 00:43:08,346 --> 00:43:11,181 - How did... how'd you know my name? - I go to Stanford. 902 00:43:11,182 --> 00:43:12,933 Oh, no way! I work at Stanford. 903 00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:15,728 - I'm the president. - Yeah, I know. 904 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:17,771 What are you doing here? 905 00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:20,649 Um, I don't know. I think 'cause Jian-Yang died? 906 00:43:20,650 --> 00:43:23,360 - I'm not sure. - Who's that? Okay. 907 00:43:23,361 --> 00:43:25,779 So weird we're all back here. 908 00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:29,116 Except for Jian-Yang because he's dead. 909 00:43:29,117 --> 00:43:30,534 And Erlich. 910 00:43:30,535 --> 00:43:32,119 Has anyone talked to Erlich? 911 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,830 Nope. No. But wherever he is, 912 00:43:34,831 --> 00:43:37,041 I hope he hasn't blown through all that money. 913 00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:39,335 He definitely has. 914 00:43:39,336 --> 00:43:41,545 Yeah, I'm sure he has. 915 00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:49,720 We're looking for Erlich Bachman. 916 00:43:49,721 --> 00:43:52,056 In the other village, they said that he was here. 917 00:43:52,057 --> 00:43:53,640 Is-is Erlich Bachman here? 918 00:43:53,641 --> 00:43:57,227 He's here? He's that way? 919 00:44:01,608 --> 00:44:04,234 - It's up here? - Erlich Bachman! 920 00:44:08,323 --> 00:44:10,449 So, this is Erlich Bachman's house? 921 00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:12,619 - Erlich Bachman! - Fantastic. 922 00:44:19,084 --> 00:44:21,753 We're just here to see Erlich Bachman. 923 00:44:23,514 --> 00:44:25,099 Hello? 924 00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:30,595 Hello? 925 00:44:34,265 --> 00:44:37,227 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. We're-we're friends. 926 00:44:38,228 --> 00:44:40,897 Are you Erlich Bachman? 927 00:44:44,859 --> 00:44:47,403 Yes. I'm Errich Bachman. 928 00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:49,239 - I can show you ID. 929 00:44:50,281 --> 00:44:52,991 That's my face. I was a-fat, 930 00:44:52,992 --> 00:44:55,577 but now, I'm a-not fat. 931 00:44:55,578 --> 00:44:58,790 I'm sorry, this is supposed to be you? 932 00:45:05,463 --> 00:45:07,005 I have an idea. 933 00:45:07,006 --> 00:45:09,258 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa... 934 00:45:09,259 --> 00:45:11,176 I'm making the world a better place through 935 00:45:11,177 --> 00:45:13,345 an intelligent, semi-autonomous agent, 936 00:45:13,346 --> 00:45:15,681 powered by distributed, DNA-based compute 937 00:45:15,682 --> 00:45:18,809 that automates personal planning and scheduling. 938 00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:21,019 Oh, bots. Sounds like an atrocity. 939 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:23,397 Let's just hope you have better success than we did. 940 00:45:23,398 --> 00:45:25,482 Oh, what company did you have? 941 00:45:25,483 --> 00:45:27,401 Oh, here we go. 942 00:45:27,402 --> 00:45:29,653 Uh, Pied Piper. 943 00:45:29,654 --> 00:45:30,946 Yep. 944 00:45:30,947 --> 00:45:32,322 I'm unfamiliar... 945 00:45:32,323 --> 00:45:33,824 Rat invasion... 946 00:45:33,825 --> 00:45:36,368 We... we were a big failure. 947 00:45:36,369 --> 00:45:38,662 Eight billion dollar valuation, 948 00:45:38,663 --> 00:45:41,832 down to zero in one day. 949 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,084 Was that, like, a social media company? 950 00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:46,605 - What? Pied Piper. - Are you fucking with us? 951 00:45:47,922 --> 00:45:50,340 Thank you guys so much for your time. 952 00:45:50,341 --> 00:45:51,967 Hey, guys. 953 00:45:51,968 --> 00:45:53,845 Guess what I accidentally brought in my bag. 954 00:45:58,099 --> 00:45:59,809 Oh, no way. 955 00:46:00,518 --> 00:46:02,978 Whoops. 956 00:46:02,979 --> 00:46:04,813 - We know this thing. - Wow. 957 00:46:04,814 --> 00:46:06,940 I need a beer if we're gonna do this. 958 00:46:08,318 --> 00:46:10,110 Richard, be careful. 959 00:46:10,111 --> 00:46:12,738 - Can I do it? - Always blue! 960 00:46:12,739 --> 00:46:16,783 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 961 00:46:16,784 --> 00:46:18,869 Always blue! Always blue... 962 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:24,541 - Okay. - Always blue. 963 00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:26,543 Always blue! Always blue! 964 00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:27,878 Always blue! 965 00:46:27,879 --> 00:46:31,215 Always blue! Aah! 966 00:46:31,216 --> 00:46:33,759 Regrets? Uh... 967 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,386 No. 968 00:46:36,095 --> 00:46:38,555 No, I'm-I'm happy. 969 00:46:38,556 --> 00:46:40,516 And you don't, you don't feel bad 970 00:46:40,517 --> 00:46:42,059 that you never got to... 971 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,228 make the world a better place? 972 00:46:46,564 --> 00:46:47,899 Uh... 973 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,236 I think we did okay. 974 00:46:55,323 --> 00:46:56,740 I... 975 00:46:56,741 --> 00:46:58,743 actually could, um... 976 00:47:00,036 --> 00:47:02,079 I... I still have it. 977 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,747 One copy of the... 978 00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:05,999 Pied Piper codebase. 979 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,418 I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. 980 00:47:08,419 --> 00:47:10,045 We won't... 981 00:47:10,046 --> 00:47:12,298 look into it, but, um... 982 00:47:13,299 --> 00:47:15,468 I just wanna show it to you. 983 00:47:21,182 --> 00:47:23,476 It's just got a couple things on there that I think... 984 00:47:24,769 --> 00:47:26,270 I, honestly, this was like when 985 00:47:26,271 --> 00:47:28,438 we were coding the best we ever were, 986 00:47:28,439 --> 00:47:31,651 so some pieces of this thing are... 987 00:47:32,569 --> 00:47:34,737 sheer elegance. 988 00:47:35,238 --> 00:47:36,697 I wish I could show it to everybody 989 00:47:36,698 --> 00:47:38,950 because I wanna show it to my students. 990 00:47:40,201 --> 00:47:42,286 Not my class, but another... 991 00:47:42,287 --> 00:47:44,581 I know it was in the desk. 992 00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:46,790 Okay, this is weird. 993 00:47:46,791 --> 00:47:49,459 Shit, okay. 994 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,087 Where is it? 995 00:47:55,883 --> 00:47:58,302 It's or... it's orange. It's this big. 996 00:47:58,303 --> 00:47:59,720 It's just a thumb drive. 997 00:47:59,721 --> 00:48:03,599 So, is anyone... have any of your crew seen it or anything? 998 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,475 I mean... right here. 999 00:48:05,476 --> 00:48:08,104 That's insa... 1000 00:48:09,647 --> 00:48:11,316 I had the... 1001 00:48:12,442 --> 00:48:14,652 It's gotta be in the desk. 1002 00:48:15,278 --> 00:48:16,820 Is it a problem? 1003 00:48:16,821 --> 00:48:19,615 Um, no, not a problem. Um... 1004 00:48:19,616 --> 00:48:21,826 It's just pretty fascinating. Although... 1005 00:48:23,244 --> 00:48:25,371 if it isn't here... 1006 00:48:28,397 --> 00:48:30,024 where is it?