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Mmm, cookies.

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They're not cookies,
they're biscuits.

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That's British for cookies.

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And they're not for you
or you or you.

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Or you or you. Not you.

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Not for you.

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D'oh!

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These treats are for my lady friends.

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They're coming over
to watch a very classy

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historical British
streaming show,

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and none of you are invited.

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Aw...

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Cor blimey.

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Mmm.

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Ow!

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Now here's a distraction
for each of you.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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I downloaded you a
podcast about beers

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that you don't hear
much about anymore.

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Ooh, there's a whole
episode about Löwenbräu.

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If no one minds, I
brought a few beverages

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to lubricate the evening.

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- Me, too. -Same.
- Way ahead of you.

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So what the hell
are we waiting for?

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Let's dial up the Netflix.

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I've got Helen
Lovejoy's password.

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She came to live with us
when she and the Reverend

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were taking a break.

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She swore me to secrecy
about that, but whoops.

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The Springfield ladies had

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a marvelous time
journeying back to an era

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when England was filled with
eligible young ladies in corsets

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courted by hot,
multiracial dudes

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with rock-hard abs.

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The writing on this
show is amazing.

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Oh-ho. Men can have
muscles on their chests now?

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The ad in the beer podcast

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is an ad for beer.

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That is so smart.

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I've just swum back from Europe.

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We've just won the
Battle of Knicker-bulge.

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Let us all doff our
clothes in triumph.

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¡Ay, caramba!

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Bart, don't watch that.

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Now go to bed.

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Oh!

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Mmm, looks like the
Earl of Sixpackingham

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is showing the
whole walking stick.

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Ooh, I'll drink to that.

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Honey, what's wrong?

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You look like what I see
in the mirror every morning.

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Also, a strange blender
is on your nightstand.

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I think I drank just

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a toonsie-teensy bit too much

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with the girls last night.

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Marge, you need to take
a long look at yourself.

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We can't be a two-hangover
household. We just can't.

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I'm sorry, sweetie,
but I just don't think

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I can go to church this morning.

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Oh, my... Aw...

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No church? Oh, no.

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Well, I guess I'll have
to find another way

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to spend my Sunday.

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Mmm, chest chips.

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I meant you'll have to
take the kids to church

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- on your own.
- D'oh!

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Aw, it's not fair.

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I always go to church hungover.

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It's always the committed
drinkers who get punished.

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Boozehounds just
can't catch a break.

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You know, hymns like that

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make God come
off a little thirsty.

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Now I'd like to invite
our littlest angels

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to head to Sunday
school with Mrs. Lovejoy.

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Try spending a weekend
with her in the Wisconsin Dells.

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This week's Junior
Jesus Jamboree topic

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is "Honor Thy
Mother and Father."

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- Who would like to go first?
- Oh! Oh!

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Sunday school presentations
don't affect my grades

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and won't help
me get into college,

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and I'm not even a
practicing Christian,

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but I still have a
sick need to excel,

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so pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

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I think we'll start with... Hmm.

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Bart Simpson. Oh,
but I'm guessing

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you forgot all about your
presentation.

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You know, Helen,
for a woman of faith,

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you have so little of it in me.

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For this assignment,
I was born ready.

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Well,

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it's not hard to
honor my mother.

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Marge is a class
act all the way.

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As for my father,
well, with a dad

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like Homer Simpson,
how could I not honor him?

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He's so hardworking
and dignified.

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Mmm.

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And he carries himself
with such class and panache.

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Mascot, oh, goes for the kiss

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and, oh, he goes into the
proposal with the bouquet.

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Tosses it away and
he faints out of love,

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and the big, fat guy
is having none of it

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and he's giving chase.

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- The fat guy is on the field.
- Come here, you.

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And the Freak is running away,

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and he's using the
players as obstacles.

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And now he's smashing his...

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You know something,
that's just not right.

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Sweetie, do your thing.

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Baby coming through.
Crying now and pooping soon.

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Hmm.

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As you can see,
wherever my dad goes,

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people cheer.

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Look, if you didn't want
me to pee in a cup,

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then the movie should
have commercials.

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Whiz break!
Whiz break! Whiz break!

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Get him out of here.

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In conclusion, I honor my father

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because he is not
not not not a loser.

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One, two, three, four.

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That's an even number of nots.

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He thinks I'm a loser.

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How dare you show your peers
a supercut of me at my worst?

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Haw-haw!

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Haw-haw-haw!

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Huh?

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I hate the Welsh, but
I hate you even more!

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My son has no respect
for me. He shamed me

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in front of the whole
Sunday school.

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Even Ralph. What
about all the videos

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of me not being a
loser? Where were they?

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Oh, boy. It's so sad

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that kids just use
cameras for shaming.

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We've raised a generation
that only loves fails.

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My fails.

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At least I have a
lady to rub my face.

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Bart's gonna spend the rest
of his life lotioning himself.

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Maybe Bart doesn't understand

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how hard you work to
provide for this family.

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When I was a girl,

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my father took me to
work with him one day.

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I felt so proud when I
saw him playing pizza

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in that antacid commercial.

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That's what I should do.

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Take Bart to work.

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Then he'll be proud of me.

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Pizza proud.

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Mmm.

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Seven, eight and nine.

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Oh!

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Watch me work

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and be proud, you jerk.

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No.

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I don't want to
hear your friends

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tell me how big I've gotten.

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Hmm.

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Oh. Well-played, big man.

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Larry! Slap a
guest badge on him!

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Larry!

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And this thing over here
is if the core gets too hot.

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I'm all over that.

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And this dealie over
here is if the core...

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goes missing.

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Has that ever happened?

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Not on my watch. And
the way you can be sure

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is that everyone
you know isn't dead.

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Hmm.

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Hey, Homer.

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Monday morning
doughnuts are here.

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Take your pick.

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Chocolate frosted? Maple bar?

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Better hurry or
you're gonna get plain.

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Doughnuts. Do you
have to pay for 'em?

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Sure, technically.

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It's an honor system.

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Whoa.

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A pop machine full of free pop.

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A TV showing that jerk Dr. Phil.

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A poster on how to choke a guy.

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I think that's for
after you choke him.

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Simpson,

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I need that updated spreadsheet

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on the hard water
degradation rate.

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Watch this.

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I told you interns

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to spread-date the graduation
on the hard lemonade.

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So find out what
I'm talking about

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- and get it done!
- Yes, Mr. Simpson.

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And you get free markers?
When I get back to school,

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I'm gonna go Sistine
Chapel on those toilet stalls.

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Why wait?

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Here you go, Simpson.

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00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,993
Best part of the job.

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00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,178
You know it, Linda.

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00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,938
Dad, is that your paycheck?

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00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:08,756
Sure is.

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00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,516
Can I see it?

198
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,527
I'll do you one better.

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Give it to me in singles.

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Minus the 8.5%
check-cashing fee.

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00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:29,127
I didn't ask for
your life story.

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00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:32,947
And here's what
makes it all worthwhile.

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00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,301
Whoa. You get all
that every week?

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Every two weeks.

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00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,227
Ah, the laugh of respect.

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00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:52,817
Oh, my God, is it picture day?

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00:10:52,969 --> 00:10:55,561
Lisa, quick, let
me fix your hair.

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00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:57,805
Ow! It's not picture day,

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and my hair's not pasta.

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I am dressed this
way to honor Dad.

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00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,496
I never thought about it,
but Homer makes enough

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00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,906
to pay for this
awesome crib, two cars,

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00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:09,150
with enough left
over to fill the freezer

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00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:10,743
with three kinds
of french fries:

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waffle, curly and steak-cut.

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00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,732
Dad, all these years

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00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,418
I thought you were just
some uncool roommate

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that I got stuck with.

219
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,740
Now I realize you're a winner.

220
00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:28,411
And that's why I want to
be a nuclear safety inspector.

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00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,581
Marge, he doesn't
just respect me.

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00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:33,024
He wants to be me.

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00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:34,600
What a feeling.

224
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:38,922
Oh... this must be how
LeBron feels about...

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00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,090
Bronny.

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00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:42,183
Mmm.

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00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,035
Just like you, Dad, I can't wait

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to live the American dream.

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00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,096
Well, actually...

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- What?
- Oh, nothing.

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00:11:49,935 --> 00:11:51,525
Pew, pew, pew!

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00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:53,194
I'm a superstar spaceman.

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00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,105
I'm a modern
superhero. I can fly,

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but I can't process
my own trauma.

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I'm a nuclear safety guy.

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00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,870
I get tons of money for
not blowing the town up.

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00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,206
Well, the thing about that is...

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- What?
- Nothing.

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Forget I said anything.

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00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,140
Hey, Dad, guess what.

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00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,794
I made a homemade ID badge,
and Larry just waved me in.

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00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,238
Huh. Where is he?

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00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,971
Oh, man, what a gig.

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00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:29,230
Homer's got it made.

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00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,249
He sure does.

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00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,068
So, you're visiting your
old man at work today?

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I sure am. And this sweet job

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will be mine someday.

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00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,334
Wha...?

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00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,076
Hate to burst your bubble, kid,

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but the kind of job your dad has

252
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- just doesn't exist anymore.
- Why not?

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00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,582
Well, there's no
simple answer to that.

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- All right. See you later.
- Bart, come with me

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to a magical place
far in the past:

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America in the 20th century.

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Uh, sure.

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But you better
not start singing.

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The decline of unions,
rampant corporate greed,

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Wall Street malfeasance

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and the rise of
shortsighted politics

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all contributed to increased
economic inequality,

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widespread real
unemployment, wage stagnation,

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and a lower standard of
living for millions of Americans.

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All right, thanks for the
history lesson, nerds.

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But what does any of
this have to do with me?

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You see, my dad's still working,

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and I want to be just like him.

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I'm sure you do.

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But there's something
else you need to learn,

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and my friend here
is happy to teach you.

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Ugh, you.

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For days, you've been dying
to say something. Just spill it.

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I'll probably just
buy a PlayStation 6.

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Okay, so, you're saying
maybe I'll have a tough time

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getting a job like my dad's.

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No, no, I'm saying

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you'll definitely never
get a job like your dad's,

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and you'll have a tough time

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finding something
significantly worse.

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Thanks for the song and dance,

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but I think I'm
gonna be just fine.

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No. Just... no.

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Okay, great. So I have
no options whatsoever.

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Smell you later, dude.

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Isn't it infuriating?

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We'll never live
as well as they did.

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Why doesn't anyone
do anything about this?

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Well, there's an answer to
that, but it's not one you'll like.

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So, as you can see, Bart...

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Bart?

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Burn it.

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"Burn it"? Burn what?

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Well, that's up to you.

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All I know is what
a janitor knows.

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Hmm. I do enjoy
destroying things.

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And this tie looks flammable.

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Wait, Bart, I meant the system.

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Burn it down and then reform it.

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It was a metaphor.

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Eh. I never learned
what that word means.

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- Our education system is also terrible.
- No!

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Oh, my God.

304
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Oh, so this is real?

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Help!

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I want to live to
see the future,

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even if it's gonna
be incredibly crappy!

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You saved me.

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Thanks! By the way,
how good's your pay?

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Mom, Dad, I figured
out what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna be a fireman.

312
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Well, it is true that fire
isn't going anywhere.

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- What the hell was that?
- From what I can gather,

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a singing janitor took
Bart on a magical journey

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through America's
postwar economy.

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Also, Lisa was a rapper.

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I'm a little concerned that
Bart set his tree house on fire.

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It does seem like an escalation.

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Maybe we can
use this opportunity

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to upgrade the backyard.

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00:20:51,142 --> 00:20:53,492
Yeah. We could get a gazebo.

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That'd be nice.

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I just read through
our homeowners policy.

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We're not covered
for musical numbers.

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- D'oh!
- D'oh!

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Shh!

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