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Oh, my gosh! It's what
you thought I always wanted!

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I do like
when you have a regimen.

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Oh.

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I can feel myself getting hotter
than the other moms.

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And my husband can increase
the incline from the app.

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I've never been happier.

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I'm back
to my sixth-grade weight!

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Pedalon.
Because a great marriage

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is a bike that goes nowhere.

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Why, you...

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You know, Homie,

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an exercise bike would be good
for someone like me

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who can barely leave the house.

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And my birthday's coming up.

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An exercise bike?
Why would you want that,

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instead of getting
locked into a gym membership

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you could never use
and can't cancel?

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Oh, never mind.

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Just once I'd like
to get something I want.

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I'll get her the damn bike

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and anything else the TV says.

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Why, you...

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Shut up, shut up, shut up!

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One wife bike, please.

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Excellent choice, sir.

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Our starter model
goes for $1,500.

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$1,500?

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Don't worry.
We do have an installment plan.

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$40 a month for...

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months.

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That's better.

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And at 60 bucks
for the classes...

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- What the...?
- 25 for the matching
water bottle...

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- That's crazy.
- and it's 125
for the special shoes.

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Fine, I'll take the shoes.

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Good choice.

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Regular laces or deluxe?

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- Regular.
- The regular cost more.

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And now for the birthday elf
to work his silent magic.

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Why did I say
"I'll take it from here"?

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Why do I always want to impress?

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I got it from here, guys.

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No. I'll take me from here.

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Oh, God!

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Assembling your bike
couldn't be easier.

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Step one, get your 10,000 SPM
pneumatic jigsaw.

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My what?

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Difficult. Complicated.

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Obscenely hard.

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Congratulations.

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You've opened the box.

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Now, we begin.

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Son, I'm trapped.

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There must be a way
to get out of this gift!

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Love you, Dad. Mwah.

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Surprise!

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It's wonderful, Homie!

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And there's one thing left
I can do.

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I'll fix that.

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Just stop.

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Okay.

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"Step one,
create a unique username."

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Ooh, now, he looks like fun.

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What's up, Pedalon family?

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My name is Jesse,
and I care about you.

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All of you. Except for the woman
on the bottom left.

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Your credit card was declined.

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Repo men are on the way!

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No...!

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Now let's ride.

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Oh, boy.

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You got this, ScaredToGoToGym!

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Way to be, EndorphinAnnie!

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And that is the end!

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Of warm-up. Let's look alive!

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I can't.

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I can't do it.

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Don't you give up,
MrsMargeSimpson!

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You're talking to me.

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Yes, I am, MrsMargeSimpson,

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and I believe in you!

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Oh, my God.
A positive online interaction.

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Can you believe it, Alexa?

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I'm on my break.

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And cross that finish line.

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To quote
a personal hero of mine,

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Mr. Nelson Mandela,

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it always seems impossible
until it is done.

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I prefer to believe that he
was talking about riding a bike

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in your living room.

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Peace out!

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Is something wrong, Mom?

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You didn't get the mail today.

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What's this?

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Lisa, I'm in cool-down mode.

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Can it wait?

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I don't want jelly legs.

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Mmm. Jelly legs.

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It's a jury summons,

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in my name!

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Ignore it. When you're my age,

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the last thing you want to do
is stay still in a box.

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Yeah, I mean, obviously,
it's for another Lisa Simpson.

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It says if I throw it away,

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there's six months in prison!

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Um, is that vegan?

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Vegan? No way.

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This is prison.

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It's vegetarian.

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Honey, you got the triple "H"!

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Homer, home and hungry!

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Can't talk now.
Jesse is freestyle rapping.

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When are we eating?

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6:00 p.m. No cheating!

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Yeah!

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Oh...

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Ooh, a high four!

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Marge, sweetie,
what does that bike give you

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that feeding me doesn't?

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Encouragement.

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MrsMargeSimpson,

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that is one beauteous gluteus!

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I'll put a stop to this
here and now.

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Backup battery activated!

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And Marge Simpson
is my biker of the week.

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Stupid Peloton!

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I mean, Pedalon!

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Uh, you know what I mean!

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Ah...

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MrsMargeSimpson,
we're gonna play "Taps"

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because you killed it today.

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And riding to "Taps."

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And a one, and a two, and a go!

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Marge, you've been sitting
on that thing all day.

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Why don't you take a walk?

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Get a little exercise.

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Wait a minute,
"Marge in Charge"?

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What happened to
Mrs. Marge Simpson?

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I'm just getting tired of
the same old things.

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Like my last name?

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That was my gift to you
at our wedding.

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It's just a user name.
You're overreacting.

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Oh, am I?

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Am I overreacting to my wife

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being taken in by a cult?

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It's not a cult.
It's just a group of people

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improving their lives,
paying money,

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and slavishly following
a charismatic leader.

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Ah. Boy, do I love
drinking that Kool-Aid.

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Um, excuse me,
there's been a mistake.

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Yeah, that's what they all say.

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No, really.
I should not be on a jury.

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Well, no one wants
to be on a jury.

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But I have a valid excuse.
I'm...

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Ugh, I'm so sick of this.

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People say their work
is too important,

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or they have a vacation planned,

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or they hate cops,
or they love cops,

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or they're secretly
eight years old.

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But I am only eight years old.

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Just ignore that magazine,

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and please take a good look
at me.

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What eight-year-old
wears pearls?

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You're being non-responsive
and borderline fascist.

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So you claim
you're eight years old,

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and you're using language
like that?

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Excuse denied!
Get out of my face.

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- One, two, one, two, one...
- Marge, Marge. Marge!

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- Ah!
- You were pedaling
in your sleep.

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Good. Good.

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Jesse says the only bad workout
is the one

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that doesn't happen.

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You brought Jesse
into our bedroom.

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Oh, sweetie, don't worry.

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Yes, I may dream about him,

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spend most of my day with him,

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use up half our
disposable income on him.

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But I'm married to you, Jesse.

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Homer! Homer, Homer.
I'm married to Homer.

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Now, let's get to Jesse.
Sleep. Sleep.

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Homer. Oh... Mmm.

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Okay.

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What is that?

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Uh, it's a Pedalon pillow scent.

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What's it called?

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Um, "Sweat Dreams, by Jesse."

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Fine. I'm going to Moe's.

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Where the only exercise you get
is lifting a mug.

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Sometimes Moe helps
with that, too.

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That's my big boy.
Only five more to go.

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That's my little drinker.

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Aww.

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Homer, what gives?
It's only Tuesday,

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and you're drinking
like it's a Thursday.

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I got nothing
to go home to except

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except my incredibly fit wife.

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I think she has a thing
for her ride instructor.

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Eh, don't worry.

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Those guys are losers
in real life.

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Let me check out what they make.

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$500,000?

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I wish I was a ride instructor.

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Yeah, me, too.
Except for the bike riding,

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and saying encouraging things.

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And I'm not allowed
to appear on the Internet

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without a big dot
in front of my face.

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Wow, that is an improvement.

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Sure is gonna be hard
to go back to "No-Dot" Moe.

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Just for that, I'll turn on

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- the really harsh lighting.
- Turn it off.

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Why can't she be happy
with the other instructors?

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Like Vivica, or Jen S.
Or even Jen R.?

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Why always Jesse?

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Oh, did you say Jesse?

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- Jesse of Pedalon?
- You guys know him?

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He is a damnation.

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Hey, you kiss your cross
with that mouth?

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I know what I said.

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I could do laps in his
deep blue eyes, that jerk.

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Would you listen to yourselves?

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Complaining that your wives
found a healthy hobby.

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I'm ashamed to be drinking till
2:00 a.m. With all of youse.

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All rise for juror selection.

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She looks understanding.

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Christmas gift.

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Now, listen here.

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Jurors will only be released

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for the most serious of reasons.

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Tell you what,
if you get me out of this,

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we could have coffee.

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Your Honor, we should
both be excused.

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As a newsman
who's seen too much,

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I can't possibly be objective.

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What about her?

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- She's my plus-one.
- Aww.

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Do you have any objections
to losing these... jurors?

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Ah, well, they're
the only jurors I like.

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Oh, boy. Aw, geez.

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Don't type that part.

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And don't type the part
where I said,

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"Don't type that part."

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Ah, she's typing it.

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You know, I think I'm gonna
win this case.

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Oh, now she stops typing.

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Jurors six and eight
are excused.

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This place makes no sense.

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You're telling me?

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I'm on this jury while I am

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simultaneously in prison.

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Personal best, WineMomNoMore.

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Big deal,
the instructor talks to you.

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Marge in Charge.

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That's me, that's me, that's me.

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I'd like to see you after class.

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Meet me in the...

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Cool Down Lounge.

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Hmm?

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Marge, I've been watching you,

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and I would like to invite you

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for a private ride.

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A personal experience,
you and me alone.

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00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,055
The world is our bike lane.

264
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:39,300
You mean the two of us
in the same place?

265
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,485
Oh, no. God, no. No.

266
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,061
The same way
we've always done it.

267
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,563
You on your bike and me on mine.

268
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,049
My motives are pure. Ha.

269
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,567
Well, Marge?

270
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,165
This makes me feel a little odd,

271
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,000
but again, the only bad workout

272
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,577
is the one you don't do.

273
00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,062
You got that right.

274
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,580
I thought I shut this off.

275
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,732
Uh, there's a five minute
"secret listen."

276
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,491
Y-You have to opt out.

277
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:10,598
Here we go.

278
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,477
You've got something
to say, say it.

279
00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:17,272
Nap time.

280
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,106
And when you found the victim
lying carved up

281
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:29,092
like a spiral-cut ham,

282
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,535
You took this photo.

283
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,945
Yeah, but see how I got
the full moon

284
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:34,931
reflecting in the pool of blood?

285
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,857
And that's just using
the iPhone 10,

286
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,877
not the good one.
Amazing.

287
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,527
Can you believe this?

288
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:43,364
Longest Judge Judy
I've ever seen.

289
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,366
This is not a TV show,

290
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,719
and we are not
a studio audience.

291
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,538
And little jurors should be seen
and not heard.

292
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,129
Welcome to the Private Ride.

293
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:09,223
Just you and your instructor.

294
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:11,725
We'll just send that
to voice mail.

295
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,475
That means thank you
for joining me.

296
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,902
Today our pedal odyssey will
take us on

297
00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,737
the Great Wall of China.

298
00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:27,258
So sit back, enjoy, and...

299
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,761
That means remember to hydrate.

300
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,825
Behold the wonders of China.

301
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:37,176
Bitcoin mines,

302
00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:40,680
forced labor camps where
children make smartphones,

303
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:43,332
and romance.

304
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,611
Marge, I know we've had
a tough few weeks,

305
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,021
but I'm really gonna make
an effort to be good

306
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,264
till you're not mad.

307
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,116
Then I'll go back
to the way I was.

308
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,859
That's it, feel the burn.

309
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,204
Feel you, feel me.

310
00:15:58,032 --> 00:16:00,941
Let's take him down.

311
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,518
You got to be more specific,
Homer.

312
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,629
We hate lots of guys
in this bar.

313
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,114
I know who he means.
Jesse.

314
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:08,449
If we did have sex,

315
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,693
my wife would be
thinking of him.

316
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,529
And hypothetically,
I'd be furious.

317
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,956
When that guy tried
to steal Marge,

318
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,959
he woke the wrong
sleeping fatso.

319
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,220
I just have to find him.

320
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,055
I can tell you where he is.

321
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:24,148
What? How?

322
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,424
You know how the Church says

323
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:27,968
we don't share any information?

324
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,896
It's a lie. Google bought us
six years ago,

325
00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:33,307
so here you are.

326
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:37,829
I'm gonna put a foot-shaped dent
in his beautiful ass.

327
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,980
Defense, closing statement.

328
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,982
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

329
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,835
consider everything you've seen,

330
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,911
and beyond a shadow of a doubt,

331
00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:48,080
you will vote guilty.

332
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,990
You're the not guilty guy.

333
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,843
Uh, wha-what?

334
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,236
Gol-dang it.

335
00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,238
Now, if there are
no further statements...

336
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,663
I have a statement.

337
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,165
This is highly irregular,

338
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,243
but I'm very bored,
so I'll allow it.

339
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,854
Thank you. I didn't want
to be on this jury.

340
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,338
I didn't think
I was mature enough

341
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,006
to decide a criminal case.

342
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:09,252
But after seeing the nonsense
that goes on in this courtroom,

343
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,587
well, you should be ashamed.

344
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:14,198
And, Your Honor,
I find you guilty

345
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,426
of criminal indifference
and playing Wordle

346
00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:18,852
on the bench.

347
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:21,447
"Bench."
That's what it is.

348
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,949
Ah, juror number six.
Lisa Simpson.

349
00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,209
Yes, Judge?

350
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,028
I find you in contempt of court.

351
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,696
Bailiff, take her away.

352
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:32,533
Now the forewoman is gonna be
the Crazy Cat Lady.

353
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:33,867
I want to take a vote.

354
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:35,219
No, too soon!
Take a vote...

355
00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:39,348
Kitty's going to...
What was it? Guilty, guilty.

356
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:44,062
And that leaves 11 jurors.
It's a mistrial.

357
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,730
The defendant can go free.

358
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,976
Uh, excuse me, private riders,

359
00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,570
I have a guy at the door.

360
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,796
Yes, may I help you?

361
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,413
You like that?
You like that, fatty?

362
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,141
Okay, so when strangling
a man, don't just

363
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:07,418
use your arms, people,
engage that core.

364
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,921
Engage. Engage.

365
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,907
I'll die as I lived...

366
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,927
failing and sweaty.

367
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,262
Let him go.
Let him go.

368
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,348
Oh, I've got to save Homie.

369
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,312
Damn it!

370
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:34,003
Oh, it's so hard to ride
without a screen to look at.

371
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:37,598
Muscle memory.
Muscle memory.

372
00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:45,623
Cool.

373
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,592
Whoa!

374
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,049
Aw, screw it.

375
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,628
Whoa, was that your mom?

376
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:10,373
In a million years my mom
would not be that cool.

377
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,983
Bart, be home by 6:00.

378
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,009
Well, if it's not your mom,

379
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,895
she stole her catchphrase.

380
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:25,163
You're having a thing
with my wife.

381
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,498
Dude, she doesn't even know
where I live.

382
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,625
You get away from my husband.

383
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,396
I thought you said
it was a private ride.

384
00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:35,339
Well, you should have read
the terms and conditions

385
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,341
before you checked "agree," huh?

386
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,238
That's enough, bub.

387
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,165
That's it, Marge,
work those quads.

388
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,593
I'm tired of men
telling me what to do.

389
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,679
Homer, let's go home.

390
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,180
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391
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:02,366
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392
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,776
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393
00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:07,854
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394
00:20:07,856 --> 00:20:10,708
Once again I have to thank you
for saving me

395
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,859
when I failed at saving you.

396
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,460
Is that my bike?

397
00:20:48,823 --> 00:20:51,064
I'm interested in buying a bike.

398
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,158
Well, you have come
to the right place.

399
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,068
I'll take it from here.

400
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:58,238
I used to make 500 grand a year.

401
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,591
And I used to be king
of South Jersey.

402
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:04,095
My big mistake was moving
into Middlesex County.

403
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,265
Why did I get so cocky?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!

404
00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:30,413
Shh!

405
00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:32,437
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