1 00:00:08,698 --> 00:00:09,721 D'oh! 2 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:32,863 I am so excited for the scout jamboree this weekend. 3 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:35,638 Dad, hand over the family bugle! 4 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:36,972 Here she is! 5 00:00:36,974 --> 00:00:39,030 Old Blowy. 6 00:00:41,102 --> 00:00:43,120 Hmm? 7 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,120 What? You're not a boy! 8 00:00:45,122 --> 00:00:47,030 You can't join the Boy Explorers! 9 00:00:47,032 --> 00:00:48,954 And that's a flugelhorn! 10 00:00:48,956 --> 00:00:51,120 Yes. It's the hardest horn. 11 00:00:51,122 --> 00:00:53,120 And, FYI, I did join. 12 00:00:53,122 --> 00:00:55,696 And I already have three badges... 13 00:00:55,698 --> 00:00:56,972 environmentalism, 14 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,046 badge-receiving, 15 00:00:58,048 --> 00:00:59,972 and sibling rivalry. 16 00:00:59,974 --> 00:01:01,638 Come on, you two... 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,046 Attention, corporate overlords, 18 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:06,454 we are Pseudo-nonymous, 19 00:01:06,456 --> 00:01:09,529 and we have taken over this broadcast. 20 00:01:09,531 --> 00:01:12,696 We are the anarchist collective of nameless hacktivists 21 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,696 who published the internal emails of Waffle House 22 00:01:15,698 --> 00:01:19,304 and brought Home Depot's "Find a store near you" feature 23 00:01:19,306 --> 00:01:21,196 to its knees. 24 00:01:21,198 --> 00:01:25,287 Now we have hacked into the Disney Corporation's servers 25 00:01:25,289 --> 00:01:29,304 and seized hundreds of hours of never-before-aired footage 26 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,304 from the television show The Simpsons. 27 00:01:32,306 --> 00:01:34,787 Stories so ill-conceived, 28 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:36,287 so idiotic 29 00:01:36,289 --> 00:01:38,363 that their exposure would destroy 30 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:41,471 the value of the very I.P. itself. 31 00:01:41,473 --> 00:01:45,638 Until we are paid a ransom of $20 million in Bitcoin, 32 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,863 we will air these show-destroying scenes 33 00:01:48,865 --> 00:01:50,138 one after another, 34 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,263 starting now. 35 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,138 No, no, it can't be true! 36 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,972 It is true, Carl. 37 00:01:58,974 --> 00:02:01,045 There never was a Lenny. 38 00:02:01,047 --> 00:02:04,713 So Lenny was just a figment of my imagination? 39 00:02:04,715 --> 00:02:06,304 I... I made him up? 40 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:08,454 Yeah, your psyche created "Lenny" 41 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:10,972 to help you deal with a terrible trauma there. 42 00:02:10,974 --> 00:02:14,638 - What trauma? - Finding out your previous best friend wasn't real. 43 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,304 It's kind of a thing with you. 44 00:02:16,306 --> 00:02:19,638 Huh. Hey, I haven't seen you in here before. 45 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,363 I'm Carl. What's your name? 46 00:02:21,365 --> 00:02:23,120 Nice to meet you, Steven. 47 00:02:23,122 --> 00:02:25,087 Aw, crap, here we go again. 48 00:02:26,198 --> 00:02:28,805 Now you see we mean business, Disney. 49 00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:32,546 You will submit $20 million in Bitcoin to our crypto wallet 50 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,696 at the following address. 51 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:36,045 Until the payment arrives, 52 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:38,713 we will keep playing these nonsensical clips 53 00:02:38,715 --> 00:02:41,012 no one was ever meant to see. 54 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:44,954 What's his name? 55 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,138 Number Eight. 56 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:48,546 I mean, Santa's Little Helper. 57 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:53,120 Greetings, lamewads from the past! 58 00:02:53,122 --> 00:02:56,454 I have come back in time to reveal the events of the future, 59 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:59,120 so that you can amaze the world 60 00:02:59,122 --> 00:03:03,212 with your uncannily accurate predictions! 61 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:05,304 Less yelling, more foretelling. 62 00:03:05,306 --> 00:03:07,546 My first shocking prediction is, 63 00:03:07,548 --> 00:03:09,029 in 2016, 64 00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:12,579 the Nobel Prize in Economics will go to... 65 00:03:12,581 --> 00:03:14,546 Bengt R. Holmström! 66 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:17,045 Why would anyone care if we predicted that? 67 00:03:17,047 --> 00:03:18,304 I don't know, but they will. 68 00:03:18,306 --> 00:03:20,045 Do you have anything a little more... 69 00:03:20,047 --> 00:03:22,029 oh, impressive? 70 00:03:22,031 --> 00:03:23,621 Donald Trump is gonna be president. 71 00:03:24,519 --> 00:03:26,471 Less impressive! Less impressive! 72 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:29,696 Okay, let's see. You're gonna want to mention gas hoarding, 73 00:03:29,698 --> 00:03:30,805 pandemics, 74 00:03:30,807 --> 00:03:33,880 Germany beats Brazil in the 2014 World Cup, 75 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,120 Disney buys Fox. 76 00:03:35,122 --> 00:03:36,953 And then they both go under? 77 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,363 No, they're both absorbed by Panda Express. 78 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:41,971 Pretty much everything now is Panda Express. 79 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,454 - That makes sense. - I get it. 80 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,471 Ooh! Orange chicken. 81 00:03:51,544 --> 00:03:52,787 Arr. 82 00:03:53,673 --> 00:03:54,863 Yarr. 83 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:56,304 Aye. 84 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:57,596 - Yarr! - Aye! 85 00:04:00,381 --> 00:04:01,471 Yarr? 86 00:04:01,473 --> 00:04:02,929 Aye. 87 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:07,979 Yarr! 88 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,221 Aye! 89 00:04:12,306 --> 00:04:13,546 Aye? 90 00:04:13,548 --> 00:04:15,454 Yarr. 91 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,546 Aye? 92 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:17,555 Yarr! 93 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:21,045 - Aye? - Yarr! 94 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:23,863 - Aye! Aye! - Yarr! Yarr! 95 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:25,096 - Aye! - Yarr! 96 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,138 Aye! 97 00:04:28,881 --> 00:04:30,029 Aye! 98 00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:31,696 Yarr. 99 00:04:32,383 --> 00:04:33,429 Yarr. 100 00:04:34,289 --> 00:04:37,929 - Yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr...! - Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye! 101 00:04:42,805 --> 00:04:44,304 Till the morrow, chums! 102 00:04:52,363 --> 00:04:53,682 Is that you, babe? 103 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:55,529 Yeah, yeah, I'm home. 104 00:04:55,781 --> 00:04:58,537 - Daddy! Daddy! How was school? - Hey. 105 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,721 It ain't school for Daddy, sweetheart. 106 00:05:00,723 --> 00:05:01,945 It's work. 107 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:05,129 Soul-sucking, grueling work. 108 00:05:05,131 --> 00:05:06,537 Then why don't you quit? 109 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:09,112 Always with the quitting, this one. 110 00:05:09,114 --> 00:05:11,571 I can't do that, Doreen! 111 00:05:11,573 --> 00:05:16,054 The police department needs someone inside the school! 112 00:05:16,056 --> 00:05:18,054 So why's it got to be you? 113 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,129 Look at me, Didi. 114 00:05:19,131 --> 00:05:21,129 I'm the only 36-year-old 115 00:05:21,131 --> 00:05:23,129 who can pass for ten! 116 00:05:23,131 --> 00:05:25,129 How 'bout passing for a good father? 117 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:26,629 The kids hardly know you. 118 00:05:26,631 --> 00:05:29,721 You're out every afternoon till 3:00 p.m. 119 00:05:29,723 --> 00:05:31,779 4:00 if there's chess club. 120 00:05:31,781 --> 00:05:33,054 You think I want to be there? 121 00:05:33,056 --> 00:05:34,704 Martin likes chess! 122 00:05:34,706 --> 00:05:36,221 Not me! 123 00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:41,870 I don't know where Martin ends and my Reggie begins! 124 00:05:48,797 --> 00:05:50,721 Aw, maybe you're right. 125 00:05:50,723 --> 00:05:52,554 Maybe I am in too deep. 126 00:05:52,556 --> 00:05:55,887 It's just, when I was diagnosed with... this, 127 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,279 I said, "I'm not gonna let it beat me. 128 00:05:58,281 --> 00:06:00,295 I'm gonna use it for good!" 129 00:06:00,297 --> 00:06:02,887 I'm doing good, aren't I? 130 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,054 You are, Reg. 131 00:06:04,056 --> 00:06:06,945 You're a great role model for your kids. 132 00:06:06,947 --> 00:06:08,887 All three of 'em. 133 00:06:09,712 --> 00:06:10,778 You mean...? 134 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:11,870 I do. 135 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:15,112 They still haven't paid the ransom. 136 00:06:15,114 --> 00:06:17,537 Did they not see the nonsense we just released? 137 00:06:17,539 --> 00:06:19,613 How is Martin Prince an adult cop? 138 00:06:19,615 --> 00:06:21,887 Well, maybe I overestimated 139 00:06:21,889 --> 00:06:23,962 how much Disney cares about Lenny. 140 00:06:23,964 --> 00:06:25,721 No, it's not your fault. 141 00:06:25,723 --> 00:06:28,221 You're the finest digital terrorist I know. 142 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:32,162 Your malware shut down the Portland Airport for two weeks. 143 00:06:32,779 --> 00:06:35,129 Everyone missed Thanksgiving. 144 00:06:35,131 --> 00:06:37,388 It's sweet you remembered. 145 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:40,945 Aw, you're sweet, too. 146 00:06:40,947 --> 00:06:42,721 We should probably get back to... 147 00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:44,704 blackmailing the major corporation. 148 00:06:44,706 --> 00:06:47,962 Wait! Why did the voice-changing app switch off? 149 00:06:47,964 --> 00:06:51,370 Bollocks. I didn't upgrade to the premium edition, 150 00:06:51,372 --> 00:06:53,945 and the free trial period ran out, I'm afraid. 151 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,721 I am so daft. 152 00:06:55,723 --> 00:06:57,370 Oh, my God, you're British? 153 00:06:57,372 --> 00:07:00,962 That must be delightful for your wife or girlfriend. 154 00:07:00,964 --> 00:07:02,537 Oh, no, I'm painfully single. 155 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:05,054 Nary a romantic appointment in my "shed-you-ul." 156 00:07:05,056 --> 00:07:06,962 Say that last part again. 157 00:07:06,964 --> 00:07:09,221 You mean... "shed-you-ul"? 158 00:07:09,223 --> 00:07:12,054 Shed-you-ul. 159 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,012 Shed-you-ul. 160 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,279 Oh! We're back on! We're live! 161 00:07:21,281 --> 00:07:23,328 Well, I-I suppose we should threaten them some more. 162 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:26,887 How about I just run another batch of show-ruining clips 163 00:07:26,889 --> 00:07:28,112 so we can... 164 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,036 Topple the capitalist system 165 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:31,703 and its bought-and-paid-for... 166 00:07:31,705 --> 00:07:34,471 Political enablers. 167 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,596 Do you speak English? 168 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,137 We're trapped! Someone get help! 169 00:07:58,104 --> 00:08:00,778 I can't help if I can't understand you. 170 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,012 Won't anyone do something? 171 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:20,554 Never mind. 172 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:24,862 Let me get this straight. 173 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:28,803 You mowed down all that corn to build a football field, 174 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:31,970 hoping it would lure the ghosts of former players 175 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:34,028 down from football heaven? 176 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:36,387 Uh-huh. And look! 177 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:41,304 Hey, I don't recognize any of these guys. 178 00:08:41,306 --> 00:08:44,045 Why are there two 50-yard lines? 179 00:08:44,047 --> 00:08:45,304 Aw, damn it! 180 00:08:45,306 --> 00:08:47,429 I built a Canadian field! 181 00:08:48,364 --> 00:08:49,862 Oh. Sorry, hoser. 182 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:53,286 - My bad, eh? - Hey, nice rouge there, Gordo. 183 00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:55,286 Hey, Homer! Throw you a Hail Mary? 184 00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:57,512 Shut up, Flutie. 185 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,862 Uh, yes. The day is Sol, uh, 150. 186 00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:04,953 I am stranded on Mars. 187 00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:09,120 I suspect my fellow astronauts left me behind on purpose, 188 00:09:09,122 --> 00:09:10,862 as from the bathroom 189 00:09:10,864 --> 00:09:12,862 I did hear the giggling and the shushing 190 00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:16,362 and the "Blast off quick before he's done tinkling." 191 00:09:16,364 --> 00:09:19,878 I have a mere three days of air and water remaining. 192 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,304 There is no hope. 193 00:09:22,306 --> 00:09:24,304 Unless I glayvenate the hydrogen, 194 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,803 flavenize the oxygen, 195 00:09:25,805 --> 00:09:28,562 and, yes, yes, poopulate the soil! 196 00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:31,695 It was a simple matter of applying pseudoscience 197 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:35,545 and phantasmagorical engineering to the problem. Yes. 198 00:09:35,547 --> 00:09:38,453 Oh, yes, I also cloned myself for company. 199 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:40,619 And my fellow Frinks have built us all 200 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,453 an escape rocket. Isn't that wonderful? 201 00:09:45,473 --> 00:09:47,028 Leaving! 202 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,095 Aw, flayvin me in the glayvin! 203 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,453 Hello. This is Homer Simpson. 204 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:56,471 From the bottom of my heart, I apologize 205 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:59,711 to the great, great, great people of Finland 206 00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:00,786 for what I said. 207 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:02,786 I have done many, many, 208 00:10:02,788 --> 00:10:04,878 many, many, many episodes, 209 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,862 and in one of those... just one... 210 00:10:06,864 --> 00:10:08,619 I mixed you up with Norway. 211 00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:13,120 And I have so, so, so, so, so much love and respect for... 212 00:10:13,122 --> 00:10:15,028 I think "Finns" is what you're called. 213 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,786 And if I ever... I mean ever... 214 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,544 ever, ever, ever thought 215 00:10:18,546 --> 00:10:20,379 that an innocent slip of the tongue 216 00:10:20,381 --> 00:10:21,970 is something that an entire nation 217 00:10:21,972 --> 00:10:23,286 could get worked up about, 218 00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:25,528 I would've kept my mouth shut. 219 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:29,304 And the scary, scary, scary, oh-so-scary lawyers 220 00:10:29,306 --> 00:10:31,637 of the giant, giant... I mean giant... 221 00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:35,195 so, so giant, scary corporation I work for 222 00:10:35,197 --> 00:10:37,803 would not have had to draft this statement. 223 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,195 God bless you 224 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:41,970 and all the peoples of South America, 225 00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:44,695 for you are a... What? 226 00:10:44,697 --> 00:10:46,953 What do you mean I have to record it again? 227 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:48,137 What did I say? 228 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,195 You're chewing too loud. 229 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:59,878 From now on, only two chews per bite. 230 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,619 One, two, swallow. One, two, swallow. 231 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:07,179 I think I've misplaced my appetite, mother. 232 00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:13,095 I need to see you right now. 233 00:11:17,972 --> 00:11:19,120 I deserve this. 234 00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:21,346 I deserve to feel like a man. 235 00:11:22,455 --> 00:11:26,137 Only with you do I truly feel alive. 236 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,637 I made this just for you. 237 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,970 Thank you, Mother. 238 00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:35,528 Anything for my son. I am so proud of you. 239 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:38,137 Oh, Mommy. I can't wait another second. 240 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,803 You know I need it. 241 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,753 I almost forgot to give you this. 242 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,595 Leave it on the dresser. 243 00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:09,803 If only that were my real mother. 244 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,179 If only that were my real son. 245 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,470 I don't mean to be unneighborly, but, uh, 246 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:23,362 you wouldn't know what happened to my old nostril skirt? 247 00:12:23,364 --> 00:12:27,212 Mustache you say? Hmm, let me think. 248 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,637 Stroking this goatee I've always had. 249 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:32,304 Stroking, stroking... 250 00:12:32,306 --> 00:12:35,970 That's it. Boys, we're Jewish now. 251 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,470 - L'chaim! - To life! 252 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,637 Mmm. 253 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:45,103 From bun to pickle, a masterpiece. 254 00:12:45,105 --> 00:12:49,603 The exquisite flavor is matched only by the peerless mouthfeel. 255 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:50,995 Five stars. 256 00:12:50,997 --> 00:12:53,494 Bravo, Harvey Comics, bravo. 257 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:55,995 A stunning addition to the Casper-verse. 258 00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,919 No notes. Ten stars. 259 00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,419 With this level of sour cream in your blood, 260 00:13:00,421 --> 00:13:03,345 your brain is completely starved of oxygen. 261 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,661 Consequently, you're a moron. 262 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:09,178 A perfect explanation. Succinct and devastating. 263 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,937 Infinite stars! 264 00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:15,603 Best. Diagnosis. Ev... 265 00:13:20,921 --> 00:13:22,103 Give me a beer, pally. 266 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,103 Hey, I know you, don't I? 267 00:13:24,105 --> 00:13:26,661 Nah, must be thinking of someone else, slim. 268 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:29,919 No, I've definitely seen you around town. 269 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:31,103 Sign here, chief. 270 00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:32,919 Here's your passport, gorgeous. 271 00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:34,844 Brake pads are shot, tough guy. 272 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,253 Want that toasted, honcho? 273 00:13:36,255 --> 00:13:38,011 Found your car keys, big shot. 274 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,436 Those were all you! 275 00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,270 I don't know what to tell you, slick. 276 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:43,603 Just got that sort of face. 277 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:48,770 Pally-pally-pally-pally-pally- 278 00:13:48,772 --> 00:13:53,686 pally-pally-pally-pally-pally- pally-pally-pally-pally-pally... 279 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:02,919 - Oh, my God, you're beautiful. - You're more beautiful! 280 00:14:02,921 --> 00:14:04,327 Oh. Oh, dear. 281 00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:07,494 The world has seen our exquisite symmetrical faces. 282 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:10,752 Then they've also seen that we're... in love? 283 00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:11,995 My God. Yes. 284 00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:13,919 Yes, that's what it is, isn't it? 285 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,678 It is. It is stunning. 286 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,844 As stunning as this list of abandoned episodes 287 00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:22,561 that started as clever titles and went nowhere. 288 00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:50,252 Are we crazy? 289 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,661 Can two people, forbidden from sharing 290 00:14:52,663 --> 00:14:56,327 any personal information, really make a life together? 291 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,269 I do think we owe it to each other to try, 292 00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,494 um... whoever you are. 293 00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:01,919 I can't wait 294 00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:05,436 until we're Mr. And Mrs. Redacted. 295 00:15:07,058 --> 00:15:08,327 FBI. 296 00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:09,770 Surrender, hacker scum! 297 00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:13,252 If we're going down, we'll take The Simpsons with us. 298 00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:16,436 I'm gonna play the dog scene. 299 00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:22,394 Good morning, Homer. 300 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,728 It's morning? 301 00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:32,328 FBI. 302 00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:34,770 We've got you cyberterrorists surrounded. 303 00:15:34,772 --> 00:15:36,086 This is it, darling. 304 00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:38,086 I've cued up the very worst-of-the-worst clips 305 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:39,344 to play one by one. 306 00:15:39,346 --> 00:15:42,269 When we push this button, The Simpsons dies. 307 00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:44,686 - Together, then? - Together. 308 00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:49,178 The lies... stop... now. 309 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,844 Aah! 310 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,086 I know Eddie is Ralph's father. 311 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,511 Look at the hair. Look at the hair! 312 00:15:55,513 --> 00:15:58,327 No, Clancy, I swear to you it's not true. 313 00:15:58,329 --> 00:16:01,603 My son's breath smells like cat food. 314 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,103 Okay, you got me. 315 00:16:05,663 --> 00:16:08,227 I'll have the veal. 316 00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:12,678 The lies... stop... now! 317 00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:16,162 I did a DNA test. 318 00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:17,844 I'm not your son. 319 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,844 Luann, how could you? 320 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,511 I'm not hers either. 321 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,086 We're not your parents? 322 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:25,661 - All right. - Oh, thank God! 323 00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:28,227 - Yes! - Oh... 324 00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:32,603 The lies... stop... now. 325 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,561 Ow! 326 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:38,103 Marge, I'm not your sister. 327 00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,770 I'm... your mother. 328 00:16:39,772 --> 00:16:41,752 But... but... wait, what? 329 00:16:41,754 --> 00:16:46,028 I was young and briefly hot. It was a different time. 330 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:49,661 Back then, we solved things with huge lies. 331 00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,011 Then, who was my real father? 332 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,161 His name was Disco... 333 00:16:55,163 --> 00:16:58,011 Disco... 334 00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,603 Disco who? Disco Who? 335 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,752 The lies... stop... now! 336 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,011 Rake-y, I'm not your real father. 337 00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:11,161 And I'm not Scottish, I'm Welsh! 338 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,062 Oh, don't turn your back on me. 339 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:19,511 T-minus one minute to launch. 340 00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:22,436 Ooh. 341 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:24,161 All for you, baby. 342 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,118 Aah! 343 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,086 Aah! Aah! 344 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:38,903 Opa! 345 00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:52,144 It's still me on the inside. 346 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,311 Sin-ner! Sin-ner! 347 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,937 Oh, Homie. You're awake. 348 00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:07,327 - What happened? - You've been in a coma 349 00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:10,269 ever since you tried to jump Springfield Gorge. 350 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,344 How long? 351 00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,177 Two days ago. 352 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,585 Two days? But... I had so many adventures. 353 00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,102 More than 700. 354 00:18:18,104 --> 00:18:22,161 Those were all coma dreams. None of them ever happened. 355 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:24,419 The "B" stories, too? 356 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:28,678 I never had a pet lobster? 357 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,770 I never went to space? 358 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,011 What about the Halloweens? 359 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,585 Drop your code and move away from the Internet! 360 00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:39,177 You're both under arrest. 361 00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:41,602 On what charge, grand theft heart? 362 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,602 Conspiracy to commit to love? 363 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,677 Willfully endangering each other's loneliness? 364 00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:49,269 Take one more step and I'll blow this I.P. 365 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,436 to Magic Kingdom come. 366 00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:54,177 Go ahead. You've already released all the Simpsons files. 367 00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:55,494 No one cared. 368 00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:56,752 The only people still watching that show 369 00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:59,418 are football fans who passed out with the TV on. 370 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,160 I am not talking about The Simpsons. 371 00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:04,251 We've hacked into all of Disney. 372 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:07,436 That means Star Wars, Marvel, Pixar. 373 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,769 We've even got... 374 00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:10,752 Nat Geo. 375 00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:12,084 You monsters. 376 00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:15,160 If I press this button, the only Hulk that exists 377 00:19:15,162 --> 00:19:16,827 will be Edward Norton. 378 00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:19,418 It'll be like Ruffalo never happened. 379 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,827 You're bluffing. 380 00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:23,269 I'll delete Baby Groot, Baby Yoda, 381 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:27,160 and their brand-new top secret character... 382 00:19:27,162 --> 00:19:28,936 Baby Jeff Goldblum. 383 00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:32,160 On the one hand, uh, "goo," 384 00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:38,251 but I'd be remiss if I didn't also mention, uh, "gaa." 385 00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:39,919 Oh, my golly. 386 00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:42,494 It's me as a baby. 387 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:44,418 Good God, she's not bluffing. 388 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,327 Stand down. Let 'em go. 389 00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:49,436 I'll do it. 390 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,160 Um... we now return you to your regularly 391 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:53,752 "shed-you-uled" programming. 392 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:54,769 Oh. 393 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:58,844 How do you lose two children? 394 00:19:58,846 --> 00:20:01,752 What kind of jamboree are you running here? 395 00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,661 Yeah, you're back. 396 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,510 Ew. 397 00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:13,436 When we get home, can we turn on the TV 398 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:17,585 and never, ever go outdoors again? 399 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,436 - Please? - Pretty please? 400 00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:23,769 I've never been prouder of you two. 401 00:20:23,771 --> 00:20:25,177 While you were gone, 402 00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,602 your mom and I almost got divorced 403 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,418 over something insignificant. 404 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,102 Luckily, your dad apologized. 405 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,177 Yup, I got it down at this point. 406 00:20:33,179 --> 00:20:35,619 It's all about the eye contact. 407 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,769 He knows what works. 408 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,827 Maybe we didn't get the Bitcoin, 409 00:20:52,829 --> 00:20:54,494 but we've got each other. 410 00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:55,769 Oh, darling, I think we should do it, 411 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:59,010 I think we should tell each other our real names. 412 00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:00,585 My name is Ashley. 413 00:21:01,171 --> 00:21:02,769 No! So is mine. 414 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,160 - Oh... - Ashley. 415 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,343 Oh, Ashley. 416 00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:08,811 - Ashley, Ashley. - Oh, oh, British Ashley. Mmm... 417 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,561 Shh! 418 00:21:32,889 --> 00:21:35,845 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com