1 00:00:07,754 --> 00:00:10,770 Krusty, bubbeleh, take it easy, this is a great booking. 2 00:00:10,854 --> 00:00:12,952 Don't bubbeleh me, boychik. 3 00:00:13,036 --> 00:00:16,327 Entertaining the kids at Kelly Clark son's housewarming. 4 00:00:16,411 --> 00:00:19,843 It's not my fault you lost all your money on NFTs... 5 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,603 Non-funny TV shows. 6 00:00:21,687 --> 00:00:24,436 Now get to work, you're behind on your Cameos. 7 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,217 Hey, hey, Jacob! 8 00:00:28,451 --> 00:00:31,436 Your dad's super-sad he couldn't make it to your bar mitzvah. 9 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,010 It's a real shonda. 10 00:00:33,094 --> 00:00:36,779 Also, all the best from Dad's new wife, Shonda. 11 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,223 Oh... 12 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,585 Thank you so much for doing this, Krusty. 13 00:00:46,669 --> 00:00:48,102 Kelly really appreciates it. 14 00:00:48,186 --> 00:00:50,852 And the children are all huge fans. Right, kids? 15 00:00:50,937 --> 00:00:53,603 - Mm-hmm. - Totally. - Yeah, we love you, Crisco. 16 00:00:56,954 --> 00:01:00,444 Oh, what's that Kelly Clarks on got that I don't? 17 00:01:00,529 --> 00:01:03,871 We all won singing contests 20 years ago. 18 00:01:03,955 --> 00:01:07,204 Oh, where's my infinity toilet? 19 00:01:07,288 --> 00:01:10,245 Oh, that toilet isn't from American Idol money. 20 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:12,118 You're looking at daytime-syndicated 21 00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,090 talk show wealth. 22 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,758 See those mega mansions? 23 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,257 Well, they belong to the superstars of daytime TV: 24 00:01:17,341 --> 00:01:19,332 - Rachael Ray, Wendy Williams, - Hey, hey. Hey, hey. 25 00:01:19,416 --> 00:01:21,090 And that jerk Doctor Phil. 26 00:01:21,174 --> 00:01:24,403 All bought and paid for with syndicated megabucks. 27 00:01:24,528 --> 00:01:26,503 I see something in you, Krusty. 28 00:01:26,588 --> 00:01:28,924 Oh, I was gonna put it back. 29 00:01:29,007 --> 00:01:30,424 You have daytime chops. 30 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:32,574 There's always a place on TV for a Regis... 31 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:35,090 A cranky but lovable, sexless grandpa. 32 00:01:35,174 --> 00:01:37,473 Yeah, and what makes you the expert? 33 00:01:40,174 --> 00:01:44,241 Here's the real test. Get that mom squad dancing. 34 00:01:44,325 --> 00:01:47,165 Daytime audiences love to dance. 35 00:01:47,249 --> 00:01:49,016 Forget it, lady. I still got my dignity. 36 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,241 Hey, wait. 37 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:52,741 Mm... 38 00:01:52,825 --> 00:01:54,182 Hey, hey, Bryson! 39 00:01:54,266 --> 00:01:57,165 Your mom wanted me to congratulate you on... 40 00:01:57,249 --> 00:01:59,758 getting your braces tightened. 41 00:01:59,842 --> 00:02:01,923 Make up a rap about it? 42 00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:04,758 Look, fine, I'll dance. 43 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,907 What's taking so long? 44 00:02:30,991 --> 00:02:32,850 All this food I can't eat is taunting me. 45 00:02:32,933 --> 00:02:35,774 I read that grain-free is supposed to be good. 46 00:02:35,858 --> 00:02:37,074 Or was it grain-full? 47 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,591 Mom, can we get a gecko? 48 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:40,349 I want a guinea pig. 49 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:42,665 How about both in one cage, and see what happens? 50 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:45,165 - No, no, no. - Yeah, please, mom? 51 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,192 - Please, come on, a gecko and a guinea pig. - No! Why would we... 52 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:58,923 Marge, honestly, is this how you pictured your life? 53 00:02:59,007 --> 00:03:01,090 I think not. 54 00:03:01,174 --> 00:03:03,758 Yes, I lick my behind. Big surprise. 55 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:05,758 Excuse me, would you like to come participate 56 00:03:05,841 --> 00:03:07,407 in a focus group? 57 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,849 Yes, anything but this. 58 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:11,556 Just pick a food. 59 00:03:12,749 --> 00:03:14,306 Oh... 60 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,849 We want to know what you want in your daytime programming. 61 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,665 There are no wrong answers and no bad ideas. 62 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:25,241 In that case, recipes. 63 00:03:25,325 --> 00:03:26,348 Sure. 64 00:03:27,658 --> 00:03:28,907 Air-fryer recipes. 65 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:33,516 Celebrities come on the show? 66 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,998 Well, yes, obviously, but... 67 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,758 Put it on the board, then. 68 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,923 Uh, I was thinking... 69 00:03:39,007 --> 00:03:41,741 Something with vacuums. 70 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,090 Shiny coat or liver support? 71 00:03:48,174 --> 00:03:50,889 Why are they doing this to us? 72 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:54,515 - Hats? - What about hats, Helen? 73 00:03:55,508 --> 00:03:56,741 Maybe... 74 00:03:56,824 --> 00:03:58,998 babies wearing hats? 75 00:03:59,082 --> 00:04:01,923 And it's a whole baby hat fashion show? 76 00:04:02,007 --> 00:04:03,574 - Exactly. Exactly. - Oh, yeah, there you go. - Ooh. 77 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,016 That's not bad. 78 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,499 And you know how there are just too many 79 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,332 dog food options these days? 80 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,591 What if you brought out Instagram dogs 81 00:04:12,675 --> 00:04:14,758 and had them do a taste test? 82 00:04:14,841 --> 00:04:16,758 Wow! Well, that's really good. 83 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:18,574 What other ideas do you have? 84 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,257 Candle unboxing and sniffing. 85 00:04:20,341 --> 00:04:23,907 Celebrities read nice tweets about other celebrities. 86 00:04:23,991 --> 00:04:26,349 Unexpected jack-o'-lanterns. 87 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,257 Funny bed-making fails. 88 00:04:28,341 --> 00:04:29,332 And... 89 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:33,241 tweens explain TikToks to carpool moms. 90 00:04:33,325 --> 00:04:34,473 Eh? 91 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:37,849 You're a natural. You've got nice ideas 92 00:04:37,933 --> 00:04:39,740 coming out the wazoo. 93 00:04:39,824 --> 00:04:42,740 You know, I'm in the market for a new segment producer. 94 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,998 You are? 95 00:04:44,082 --> 00:04:45,424 Will you excuse me for a second? 96 00:04:45,508 --> 00:04:46,923 Jerry, you're fired. 97 00:04:47,007 --> 00:04:49,431 I'm... I'm free. 98 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,665 Segment producer? 99 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:54,016 I don't know. I-I should probably 100 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:57,139 talk it over with my family. 101 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:04,480 I'll take the job. 102 00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:06,665 Be warned, segment producer. 103 00:05:06,748 --> 00:05:09,349 No one makes it out of these shows unchanged. 104 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:12,849 Oh, well, then it's a good thing I'm not much of a changer. 105 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,683 You can keep your job or you can keep your soul, 106 00:05:15,766 --> 00:05:16,907 but you can't keep both. 107 00:05:16,991 --> 00:05:19,407 Also, when you turn in your receipts, 108 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:22,241 break them down between dining and mileage 109 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:24,998 or you'll await the reimbursements... 110 00:05:25,082 --> 00:05:26,264 forever! 111 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:35,742 So this is behind the scenes of a TV show. 112 00:05:35,826 --> 00:05:37,909 So much hustle. 113 00:05:37,993 --> 00:05:39,517 And bustle. 114 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:44,475 Mm... mm. 115 00:05:45,269 --> 00:05:47,076 This is your desk. 116 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,410 And this is where you can pin all your genius segment ideas. 117 00:05:50,494 --> 00:05:52,185 With five shows a week, it's very important 118 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,742 that you always be thinking up segments. 119 00:05:54,826 --> 00:05:56,130 A daytime talk show without 120 00:05:56,215 --> 00:05:58,742 fun and interesting segments is like a... 121 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,742 You, finish my metaphor. 122 00:06:00,826 --> 00:06:02,018 Uh, um... 123 00:06:02,102 --> 00:06:04,352 Get me a baked potato 124 00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:06,851 so I can throw it at your head. 125 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:09,076 Now! 126 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,225 Okay, I'll leave you to it. 127 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,185 Oh, I-I don't need to order lunch. 128 00:06:17,269 --> 00:06:20,684 My kids packed mine as a special treat for my first day. 129 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:22,641 Aw. 130 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:27,759 Hmm. Maybe I will take a look at that menu. 131 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:31,426 Can I order you something, um... What-what's your name? 132 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:33,593 Uh, to make it simpler for the producers, 133 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:35,225 we're-we're all named Jordan. 134 00:06:39,418 --> 00:06:41,093 I should've ordered some salad 135 00:06:41,177 --> 00:06:44,683 to go with my salad toppings. 136 00:06:45,993 --> 00:06:48,392 Mm. 137 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:54,308 Oh. 138 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,352 What the hell is this? 139 00:06:58,436 --> 00:07:00,426 You people didn't write me any jokes. 140 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:03,000 You don't need jokes. The women in our audience 141 00:07:03,084 --> 00:07:05,076 are just happy to be out of the house. 142 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,851 They want to dance to clean versions of Pitbull songs 143 00:07:07,935 --> 00:07:11,334 and go home with a free copy of a Real Housewives memoir. 144 00:07:11,418 --> 00:07:13,592 Your only job is just be nice. 145 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:15,625 It's all about nice. 146 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:18,577 Did you just make eye contact with the host? 147 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,926 No, I would never! 148 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:22,759 - Aah! - Oh! 149 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:26,410 Ladies and gay friends, I'm MC Hairbone, 150 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:29,243 the funkiest daytime DJ in the world. 151 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,501 Get on your feet for your newest, non-threatening-est 152 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:34,167 king of late morning or early afternoon 153 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:36,742 depending on your local market and time zone: 154 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:38,426 Krusty! 155 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:02,910 Look at this. 156 00:08:02,995 --> 00:08:05,352 I already got a wardrobe malfunction. 157 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,267 That's the kind of joke we get. 158 00:08:11,579 --> 00:08:12,789 Ah. 159 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:18,018 Oh, my God, this is my first segment. 160 00:08:18,102 --> 00:08:20,926 I hope people like it, Jordan. 161 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:23,607 Look at this guy. He's saying, 162 00:08:23,692 --> 00:08:25,926 "I'm gonna wrangle me up a nap." 163 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,000 These are my people. 164 00:08:30,084 --> 00:08:32,667 And they're raising the roof for my idea. 165 00:08:32,751 --> 00:08:36,149 Can you believe we get paid for this? 166 00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:37,534 We don't. 167 00:08:39,494 --> 00:08:42,500 Bart, you're taking this really well. 168 00:08:42,584 --> 00:08:44,576 I'd have thought you'd be hatching some scheme 169 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:46,711 to get the old Krusty show back. 170 00:08:46,796 --> 00:08:47,971 Why would I do that? 171 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:50,093 I've got my favorite Krusty episodes right here. 172 00:08:50,177 --> 00:08:52,562 More than 700 of 'em. 173 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,592 Hm, kind of makes you think. 174 00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:58,243 Once you have enough episodes of any classic show, 175 00:08:58,327 --> 00:09:00,410 why do you need to keep making more? 176 00:09:00,493 --> 00:09:02,167 Well, the reason is... 177 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,834 Shh. Watching classic Krusty. 178 00:09:07,993 --> 00:09:09,759 Oh, it's just so easy. 179 00:09:09,843 --> 00:09:11,592 I don't have to be funny anymore. 180 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,909 I just have to be nice. 181 00:09:12,993 --> 00:09:15,978 It's the greatest grift I've ever done. 182 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:19,426 I'm gonna go buy some cars. 183 00:09:19,527 --> 00:09:21,926 - Mm... - You did a great job today, Marge. 184 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:25,185 You know, we women have to stick together in this business. 185 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:27,352 But I also want you to never quite be sure 186 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:28,835 where you stand with me, and just have 187 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:32,168 a general sense of unease about my intentions. 188 00:09:32,252 --> 00:09:33,835 Does that make sense? 189 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:35,501 I think so. 190 00:09:35,585 --> 00:09:36,501 Great. 191 00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:38,093 Okay, everybody, conference room. 192 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,835 Pitch meeting for tomorrow. 193 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:41,018 You, plaid shirt. 194 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,018 Not you. Plaid shirt, tall. Yeah. 195 00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:44,517 Bring the binder of dinner menus. 196 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:18,259 Homie, I'm so sorry I'm late. 197 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:21,185 You would not believe the day I had. 198 00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:23,943 Oh, please, let's eat. I'm starving. 199 00:10:24,027 --> 00:10:26,018 Oh, but if the bill looks high, it's because 200 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,608 I already ate a full meal here. 201 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:31,835 And then Krusty didn't even tell us 202 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:33,759 he had swapped the A and B blocks. 203 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:35,110 I'd already preset the demo table 204 00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:38,168 for my segment, "popcorn maker wars." 205 00:10:38,252 --> 00:10:39,610 So, then it's my fault 206 00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:41,926 the "reuniting soldiers and their dogs" segment 207 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,668 was such a disaster? 208 00:10:43,752 --> 00:10:46,759 Carla's the one who turned on the popcorn machines. 209 00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:49,110 And that's Hair Department Carla? 210 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:51,943 No, Hair Department Carla is blonde. 211 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,018 You know, my day was pretty crazy, too. 212 00:10:54,102 --> 00:10:57,335 Lenny came in this morning with a ladybug on his shirt, 213 00:10:57,418 --> 00:11:00,335 and we were seeing how long before he noticed it. 214 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:02,943 Segment idea: "Krusty goes blond." 215 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,610 Lenny made it all the way to lunch 216 00:11:06,694 --> 00:11:09,351 and then the little guy just fell off on its own. 217 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,926 We called him Ladybug Lenny 218 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,759 for the rest of the day! 219 00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:18,776 Ah, ladybugs. 220 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,943 Oh, I have to go back to the office. 221 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,185 The viral skateboard grandma we booked for tomorrow 222 00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:26,067 has a history of racist tweets. 223 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,566 Uh, Marge, I forgot my wallet. 224 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:34,851 Hmm. 225 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:35,943 No. 226 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:38,851 No. Too edgy. Too soft. 227 00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,185 What is this, Corden? 228 00:11:40,269 --> 00:11:41,168 Seen it. 229 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:43,501 Not timely. Too timely. 230 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:44,926 Way too soft. 231 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,610 What is this, Fall on? 232 00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:48,668 "Good luck Mom, we love you." 233 00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:49,926 I don't even get this. 234 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,275 Is that all you got? 235 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,692 Mm... 236 00:11:56,177 --> 00:11:59,517 Guys, I know I've been a little stressed lately, 237 00:11:59,601 --> 00:12:03,351 but it's so nice for us to all sit down together. 238 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:06,668 It's okay, Mom. You're doing your dream job. 239 00:12:06,752 --> 00:12:08,259 Yeah, we're proud of you, Mom. 240 00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:09,776 Now pass the index cards. 241 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:10,835 The what? 242 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,835 I'm hungry for segments. 243 00:12:12,919 --> 00:12:14,668 Aah! 244 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:16,668 What's the matter, Marge? 245 00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,421 You haven't even touched 246 00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:21,295 your steamed pushpins. 247 00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:24,218 Aah! 248 00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:41,570 Aah! Oh! 249 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,163 Eh? 250 00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:50,942 Aah! 251 00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:58,711 Mm. Mm... 252 00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:00,967 Look alive, people. The big boss 253 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:02,289 wants to see everyone for a meeting. 254 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:05,606 Krusty's here? But we don't tape for another eight minutes. 255 00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:08,433 I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am 256 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,784 for all your hard work. 257 00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:11,784 I never knew doing a television show 258 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:14,784 could require so little effort on my part. 259 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:18,358 If anyone needs anything, I'll be in my spray tan tent. 260 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:20,951 Thanks, Krusty. You earned it. 261 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:23,842 Back to work. We need 50 branded segment ideas 262 00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:27,266 for Menopause Chapstick and something called Cereal Wine. 263 00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:32,153 At this solemn and holy moment, 264 00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:33,654 I baptize thee... 265 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,647 How are we supposed to do surprise makeovers 266 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,935 on the mailmen you brought in? 267 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,151 Every one of them is already gorgeous. 268 00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:46,077 Shh! 269 00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:49,745 Special thanks to the Pre-K Pop and Lock Crew. 270 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,703 - That was great. - It was fine. 271 00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:56,358 I mean, look me in the eye 272 00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:59,342 and tell me where the GIF was. Tell me. 273 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:02,118 Uh, uh, uh, when the little kid break danced. 274 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,617 Um, excuse me, Marge, 275 00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:06,617 there seems to be an emergency at your house. 276 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,450 What is so important that you pulled me out of work? 277 00:14:09,534 --> 00:14:11,525 Marge, there's no emergency. 278 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,025 Have a seat. This is an intervention. 279 00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:18,951 I missed the big reveal? You said I had time. 280 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,692 Midge, go out and come back in. 281 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,283 Aw, nah, forget that. Who's that even for? 282 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:26,208 All right, all right, intervention. And, uh, go. 283 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,342 If this is about the melatonin gummies, 284 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,508 I can stop whenever I want. 285 00:14:30,592 --> 00:14:32,009 No, Marge. We're interventioning 286 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,766 you and your whole deal. 287 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,617 I never thought I'd speak ill of TV, 288 00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:38,118 but I think it's destroying you. 289 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,118 Mm-hmm. 290 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,058 Cut to commercial. 291 00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:49,525 Okay, let's make this quick. Everybody say your little thing. 292 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,600 We're just worried about you, Marge. 293 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:54,675 Look, even your best friend Luann is here. 294 00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:56,118 Best friend? 295 00:14:56,201 --> 00:14:58,118 We haven't had the conversation yet, 296 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,880 but it's unspoken. 297 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,342 Mom, we want to be supportive of your dreams, 298 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:05,039 but you just don't seem to be enjoying it anymore. 299 00:15:05,123 --> 00:15:07,372 Oh, I'm sorry. 300 00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:10,009 Sorry that you're all so threatened 301 00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:12,025 by a powerful, successful woman. 302 00:15:12,108 --> 00:15:15,600 Lisa, as a feminist, you should be ashamed of yourself. 303 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:18,191 Really? Just this week the show's done 304 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:20,675 "sext your way out of traffic school" 305 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:24,433 and debuted a new daily segment called "trends in cleavage." 306 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,784 When's this show on again? 307 00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:28,949 Mm? 308 00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:34,675 The Internet's on fire about our story 309 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,433 exposing the toxic work environment at Krusty. 310 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:40,117 - Inexcusable. - I heard they made all the interns 311 00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:42,358 convert to Judaism and work on Christmas, 312 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,450 then convert back and work on Passover. 313 00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:46,600 Mm-hmm. 314 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,450 This is a disaster. 315 00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:51,433 We can finish this dumb thing later. 316 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,784 Hmm. So, um, what's the move here? 317 00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,859 Well, is there anything else we can work on? 318 00:15:56,943 --> 00:15:57,992 Hey Homer, how's the drinking? 319 00:15:58,075 --> 00:15:59,508 Same. 320 00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:08,600 What the hell is this? 321 00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:11,675 For the first time in my life, I'm not responsible 322 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:15,191 for a toxic work environment. I'm barely ever here. 323 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,009 Physically, and certainly not mentally. 324 00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,433 Don't worry, Krusty. 325 00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:21,175 I'm going to find whoever said it's terrible to work here 326 00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:24,450 and personally bully them until their hair falls out in clumps. 327 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,692 But what you need now is a redemption episode. 328 00:16:27,776 --> 00:16:30,283 And I know I speak for the entire staff when I say 329 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:33,117 we're willing to pull an all-nighter to make it happen. 330 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,117 Aah! 331 00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:39,617 Yeah, and you'll write me one of those apologies 332 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,508 where it sounds like I'm sorry but I'm not actually 333 00:16:41,592 --> 00:16:43,675 taking the blame for anything? 334 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,859 I've done hundreds of these. It's actually a template 335 00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:47,616 in the software we use. 336 00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,450 Uh, what else? 337 00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:53,008 Bart, you got to be addicted to something by now. 338 00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:54,525 None of your business. 339 00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:56,342 Fair enough. 340 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,508 I was devastated to learn that our show 341 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:11,283 has become a toxic work environment. 342 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,784 Well, even though I knew absolutely nothing 343 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:17,450 about what was going on, the buck stops with me. 344 00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:21,175 And I promise you, I'm going to take some time to listen, 345 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:25,376 learn, not touch, and listen. 346 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,191 What the hell is this? 347 00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,175 How am I supposed to do the salad shake 348 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,692 if it's not in its original container? 349 00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:35,117 Aah! 350 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,283 Oh, my God. 351 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,532 What have I become? 352 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,508 I was completely unaware of the following policies: 353 00:17:50,592 --> 00:17:52,117 If employees see me in my car, 354 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,191 they must lower imaginary sunglasses 355 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,358 as if impressed and aroused. 356 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,508 Krusty, you don't need to do this. 357 00:17:58,592 --> 00:18:00,525 The world needs to know the truth. 358 00:18:00,609 --> 00:18:03,433 It's the system of daytime TV that's toxic. 359 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,450 It's turned us all into monsters 360 00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:07,191 fueled by stress, gas lighting, 361 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:09,784 and $15 kale Caesar salads. 362 00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,266 The pressure to crank out so much nice 363 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,508 brings out the worst in us. 364 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:17,692 We just wanted to bring more nice in the world. 365 00:18:17,776 --> 00:18:19,784 More nice. 366 00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,842 Okay, new speech. 367 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:23,175 This non-apology apology 368 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,766 just became a real apology. 369 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,932 This place isn't toxic 370 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,474 because of whoever this lady is 371 00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:31,450 or "the system." 372 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:34,024 It's toxic because of me. 373 00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:36,024 I'm a showbiz monster. 374 00:18:36,108 --> 00:18:37,932 I'm not nice. 375 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,932 So I'm stepping away from the show... 376 00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:41,617 forever. 377 00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,008 Wha? 378 00:18:43,092 --> 00:18:45,892 Krusty. Krusty, you don't have to do this. 379 00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:47,358 It's not your fault. 380 00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,450 Look, lady, I couldn't agree with you more. 381 00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:52,283 Everyone who works here except me is nuts. 382 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:55,283 I just quit because I closed the deal for a new gig 383 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,433 which makes daytime talk show money 384 00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,766 look like late night talk show money. 385 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,950 TV judge syndication money. 386 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:03,342 A judge? 387 00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,932 Judge Judy is the richest TV star in the world. 388 00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:08,950 So I'm gonna be Judge Krusty. 389 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,932 I can let my body go, just sit on my keister 390 00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:14,266 and speak truth to stupid all day. 391 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:17,784 All right, I got to go work on my humiliation quips. 392 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,617 You ever do any bailiffing? 393 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,617 Some. 394 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,449 No more show? 395 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,490 I'm... I'm free. 396 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:29,858 Oh come on, why would you do that? 397 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:32,282 Sorry, Pat, sorry, sorry. 398 00:19:33,426 --> 00:19:34,766 Oh, come on. 399 00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:36,008 Don't sneeze on my robe 400 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,024 and tell me I'm in a car wash. 401 00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:40,024 Did you fall out of the stupid tree 402 00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:41,932 and land in the idiot mulch? 403 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,766 His quips could use some work. 404 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,358 Mulch. 405 00:19:45,442 --> 00:19:47,766 Do you ever miss working in TV, Mom? 406 00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:51,008 There was at least a week there where you seemed to enjoy it. 407 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:53,433 Sure, it was rewarding at first. 408 00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,617 But this experience has made me realize 409 00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:59,841 my real dream job is producing this family. 410 00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:01,266 And now, as a consultant, 411 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,841 I get the best of both worlds. 412 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,526 Marge, it's Drew. I need your help. 413 00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:09,692 I got no A block for tomorrow. 414 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,300 Let me see... 415 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,117 Have you seen the viral grandpa? 416 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,435 The one who raises baby ducks? 417 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,285 Yes, I'm thinking surprise spa day for him. 418 00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:21,795 And an extreme pond makeover for the ducks. 419 00:20:21,879 --> 00:20:25,203 Oh, Marge, are you sure you won't come work for me? 420 00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:27,068 That's very sweet, Drew, 421 00:20:27,153 --> 00:20:29,421 but my daytime days are over. 422 00:20:32,303 --> 00:20:34,384 Oh... 423 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,708 I'll be in touch. 424 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,675 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 425 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,617 and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 426 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,358 and TOYOTA: 427 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,632 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 428 00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:49,950 Here at Segments, we believe 429 00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:52,932 there is life after daytime. 430 00:20:53,016 --> 00:20:55,283 Our patients have suffered indescribable trauma 431 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:58,525 from TV hosts perpetuating the cycle of abuse 432 00:20:58,609 --> 00:21:00,099 handed down since the days 433 00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:02,342 of The Mike Douglas Show. 434 00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:05,008 We treat all aspects of PTSD: 435 00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:06,932 Post talk show disorder... 436 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,266 Compulsive fake laughter, 437 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,508 guest cancellation night terrors, 438 00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,024 long haul Kelly Rip as... 439 00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:14,283 Lindsey, who are you talking to? 440 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,525 The audience. 441 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,008 I'm warming up the audience. 442 00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:18,907 It's all on the teleprompter! 443 00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:21,099 Why don't you just put this on 444 00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:22,692 for a "who wore it best" segment? 445 00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:25,574 Mm! 446 00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:30,990 Shh!