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Barney, did you finish your milk?

2
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Yes, Ma.

3
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Have fun playing in the gutter!

4
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Anchors aweigh!

5
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It's floating.

6
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It's still floating!

7
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This is fun to me.
I love you, paper boat!

8
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Oh, no!

9
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Aw...

10
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Hiya, Barn.

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I'm Krusto, the funniest clown
in the whole wide world.

12
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Uh, people who have to tell you
they're funny usually aren't.

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Can I get my boat back, sewer clown?

14
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Why, sure.

15
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Just reach in and take it.

16
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Hmm.

17
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That's right, build the tension.

18
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Aah!

19
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Keep the boat! Keep the boat!

20
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Ow! Ow!

21
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Don't worry, Barn.

22
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When a kid goes missing in this town,
we find them.

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Hmm... Mm...

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Sorry, Waylon.

25
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Hey there, Ruthie.

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How are the little ones?

27
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Oh, you know kids. Still missin.'

28
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Ah, they disappear so fast, don't they?

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Hey there, Simpson.

30
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Super-Intense-Kid Chalmers!

31
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Look what I traded my dog for.

32
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Huh?

33
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Creepy clown, go get help!

34
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- Hmm?
- Hmm? - Hmm?

35
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After him!

36
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Step away from the whimpering coward.

37
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Time to bring out the big guns.

38
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Aah!

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It's a fair fight.

40
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Let's run away!

41
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Hmm?

42
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Oh, oh, you're hurt, you poor thing.

43
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No girl has ever called me
a "thing" before.

44
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I've seen you guys around.

45
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You're the school outsiders, aren't you?

46
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We sure are.
The comic book nerd, the tomboy.

47
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The scuzz.

48
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And the one Black kid in all of Maine.

49
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We call ourselves The Losers Club.

50
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It's a name we are no longer fighting.

51
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Ooh.

52
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We have a first aid kit
in our clubhouse. Come on.

53
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Um, FYI, new guy.

54
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I called dibs on Marge
in the second grade.

55
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Find your own secret knockout

56
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who doesn't recognize
her own self-worth.

57
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Sweet clubhouse, right?

58
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They used it to store
tartar sauce during the war.

59
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You're all gonna think I'm crazy,

60
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but when those bullies
were gonna kill me,

61
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I saw an evil clown.

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I-I've seen the clown, too.

63
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I was in the bathroom,
uh, painting my nails...

64
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

65
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Hmm?

66
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Come on, I need water.

67
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How's about...

68
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a little seltzer?

69
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Aah!

70
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Help!

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He...

72
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Holy moly,

73
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bleach your mustache.

74
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You look like El DeBarge.

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The clown knew my greatest fear:

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drowning in seltzer.

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Mm.

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I saw the clown, too.

79
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But he came to me as
a ventriloquist dummy.

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- Hey, kid.
- Hmm?

81
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I went on a date with
your mother last night.

82
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You might want to check
her for splinters!

83
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He was implying they made love.

84
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I was in my bedroom, reading.

85
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Wanna swap spit?

86
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Aah!

87
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Aah!

88
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I saw him too.

89
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He came to me as the rotting
corpse of my grandmother

90
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in a hot tub full of maggots.

91
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We get it, we get it,
no need for a flashback.

92
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I bet that evil clown is the one

93
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who took all the missing kids in town.

94
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We need to find out
what we're up against.

95
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Which means doing the
thing we all fear most:

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- homework.
- Aah!

97
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- Oh God, no.
- But it's summer.

98
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Your arm is summer lightning.

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Your bravery, the storm.

100
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Hmm.

101
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Like a chimp at the zoo,
I'm bananas for you.

102
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Homer!

103
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Homer, I found him. In this.

104
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The clown has been in Kingfield before.

105
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He's always been here.

106
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Channel 14 and Fume Champ

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Super-Leaded Gasoline present

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The Yuk-Yuk Hour with Krusto the Clown.

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Hey, hey!

110
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Thanks for the big hand.

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In 1936 he had a radio hour.

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In 1909, a vaudeville review.

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And in 1882,
he was an emcee for a freak show.

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And the strangest thing is...

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He was never, ever funny.

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He comes back every 27 years.

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And when he does...

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I gorge myself on pre-teens.

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Aah!

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Aah! Oh.

121
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What's the difference between
a Twinkie and a fat kid?

122
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I don't feel guilty
when I eat a fat kid.

123
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Ah...

124
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Homer, catch!

125
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Gah! My wattle!

126
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My beautiful wattle!

127
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Now I'm really big and scary!

128
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Temporary setba...

129
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I don't want to die and
be buried in a kid coffin.

130
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It costs the same as a regular-sized.

131
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I overheard my parents pricing 'em.

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Calm down.

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Well, that's my fetish now.

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Look, don't you see?

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We hurt him.

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And if we can hurt him, we can kill him.

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Ooh.

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Oh...

139
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Hmm?

140
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"Bananas for you"?

141
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- Mm?
- Oh!

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That romantic son of a bitch.

143
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When she reads this,
she'll be his forever.

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Free candy?

145
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Let's eat it before the clown shows up!

146
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- Aah!
- Aah!

147
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Hey, hey, kids!

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What time is it?

149
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Time to laugh for Krusto.

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Attack!

151
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Our whimsical weapons...
they're useless.

152
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Don't you kids get it?

153
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I'm completely invinci...

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Whoa!

155
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Aah!

156
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Oh!

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Wait, I never heard that before.

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Real laughter. That I actually earned.

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Hey, hey, kids, if you like that,

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00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:04,054
watch this.

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Hot!

162
00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,574
Eh? Eh?

163
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He's killing himself for laughs.

164
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Hey, clown.

165
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Why don't you eat these?

166
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Oh! Cherry bombs in the mouth.

167
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That's a great gag.

168
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Oh...

169
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So this is what it
feels like not to bomb.

170
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Whoa!

171
00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:38,556
No, you tricked me!

172
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You're nothing but a bunch of losers.

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And that's all you'll ever be!

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We're not dead.

175
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Somebody pinch me.

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Somebody slap me.

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A-Any one of youse.
Doesn't-doesn't matter.

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Guys, let's make a pact:

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if the clown comes back in 27 years,

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no matter where we all end up,

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we'll come back home and finish the job.

182
00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,011
Now let's find out if
this water is deep enough

183
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:08,149
for jumpin'!

184
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:10,821
Uh...

185
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,624
- Mwah.
- Huh?

186
00:10:12,624 --> 00:10:14,294
I got your poem.

187
00:10:14,294 --> 00:10:18,804
I want my first love to be
the boy who wrote those words.

188
00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:21,608
B-By that, you mean me, of course.

189
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Kiss me for the rest of the summer.

190
00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:28,289
Wait, this isn't right.

191
00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:31,028
I'm the one I wanted Marge
to fall in love with.

192
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Eh, cheer up, Homer.

193
00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:34,769
We got our whole lives ahead of us.

194
00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,572
Maybe you guys do.

195
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I think mine just ended.

196
00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:41,916
Oh, Marge. Mwah, kissing.

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- This.
- I'm so happy.

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Oh yes.

199
00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:53,672
Hey,

200
00:10:53,672 --> 00:10:56,278
that bakery wasn't here this morning.

201
00:10:57,606 --> 00:10:59,852
Well, there's no kids around.

202
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Might as well bully adults.

203
00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:04,127
Hey Pie Man! Gimme a...

204
00:11:05,596 --> 00:11:07,868
Dude, are you okay?

205
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,122
Oh, Moleman,

206
00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:20,794
I can't imagine my life
without you seated next to me

207
00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:23,066
every night here at D'ohs Tavern.

208
00:11:23,089 --> 00:11:24,534
You're my best friend.

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00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:26,505
I'm cold.

210
00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:29,277
Hmm?

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00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:31,783
One teen was killed
by a pie to the face.

212
00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:34,354
Another's intestines were
twisted into balloon animals.

213
00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:37,127
And the last,
choked by a chain of hankies so long,

214
00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:39,064
police are still pulling it out.

215
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:41,568
No, the clown can't be back.

216
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,339
Unless it's...

217
00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:45,811
27 years later.

218
00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:49,451
I got to tell the other Losers
that it's time to come home,

219
00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:51,155
so we can end this.

220
00:11:51,155 --> 00:11:55,696
I wonder if their lives
turned out as lousy as mine.

221
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,199
Thank you, Las Vegas.

222
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,434
Yeah, rock and roll.

223
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,652
Message for you from your old hometown.

224
00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:21,348
Something about a childhood pact.

225
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:22,551
Ah...

226
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:25,490
A pact is a pact. I'm on my way.

227
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,229
Uh, I got to go, guys.

228
00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:31,135
Oh, here's the instructions
for destroying the asteroid.

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00:12:31,135 --> 00:12:32,571
You got this!

230
00:12:32,571 --> 00:12:34,274
Ten, nine...

231
00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:37,314
Homer, it's so nice to hear your voice

232
00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:39,552
after all these years.

233
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:42,190
Wow, CEO of your own company.

234
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:45,731
You know, I pictured you growing
up to be a softball superstar.

235
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,235
Aw, you were always so sweet.

236
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,639
How have you been?

237
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:52,511
So good. I practically live on Reddit.

238
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:54,314
But did you ever get the feeling

239
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:57,253
that we missed our chance?

240
00:12:57,253 --> 00:12:58,890
I do. I sure wish

241
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,261
we'd done it 27 years ago.

242
00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:04,502
Me too! Oh, it's all I think about.

243
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,806
Oh, you mean kill Krusto.

244
00:13:06,806 --> 00:13:08,710
Yeah, that would've been good, too.

245
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:12,017
Oh, I want to help,
but I'm not sure I can.

246
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,589
I have responsibilities now.

247
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:16,693
- Hi, Mom.
- What up, Big Blue?

248
00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:19,197
Bert, my little jazz tubist.

249
00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:22,003
And Lizzie, my special little gal.

250
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:25,978
Mom, I got an A-plus on my
Elizabeth Cady Stanton diorama.

251
00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:27,848
I threw a stink bomb
in the teacher's lounge

252
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,151
and bike-locked the door.

253
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:32,692
Well, I'm so proud
of one of those things.

254
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:34,629
Who's Homer Simpson?

255
00:13:34,629 --> 00:13:36,533
That's a dumb-ass name.

256
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,235
Really? Our father's name is...

257
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,939
Comic Book Guy.

258
00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:42,912
Homer Simpson is someone
we knew back in Kingfield.

259
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:46,452
A town we will never set foot in again.

260
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:47,822
Mm...

261
00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:49,692
Homer needs us. We're the only ones

262
00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:51,563
who can kill the clown.

263
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:52,832
We're adults now.

264
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,370
A kid murderer is a kid problem.

265
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,977
What happened to the boy who
admired my bravery so much

266
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:00,714
he put it in a poem?

267
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,785
B-By that, you mean me, of course.

268
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:04,856
Well, I am a husband now, and a father.

269
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,693
And I'm-I'm...

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00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:09,097
- I'm...
- The same little coward...

271
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,402
You always were!

272
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,573
Aah!

273
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:15,811
Marge, I had a dream about him.

274
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,715
He was just as scary as I remember,

275
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:20,353
but updated for a Gen Z audience.

276
00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:22,257
Honey? Honey?

277
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,402
To the Losers.

278
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,373
The Losers.

279
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:33,780
So, how the hell are we gonna
stop that unkillable clown?

280
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,851
We ain't exactly children no more.

281
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,955
Yeah, but we're still friends.

282
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,859
We're still full of childlike wonder.

283
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:41,629
We're still virgins.

284
00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,165
- Eesh.
- Mm...

285
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,506
Yeah, we're still, uh...

286
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:50,146
Well, whenever I need
to find my courage,

287
00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:53,861
I think of a poem Comic Book Guy
wrote for me when we were kids.

288
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:54,989
Poem?

289
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:57,093
It's why I fell in love with him.

290
00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:58,964
Marge, there's something

291
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,201
I have to tell you right now,

292
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,940
because if I wait even
one more second...

293
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:08,048
I'm talking one single second,
just one...

294
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:10,052
something might happen
that will make me not...

295
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,823
Mom!

296
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,927
Oh... be able to tell you.

297
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:17,033
Kids, no, what are you doing here?

298
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,004
They're here to collect their mother.

299
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,408
Kids, be good and wait in the car.

300
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:25,149
Mommy and Daddy have some
grown-up yelling to discuss.

301
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:28,489
Mom and Dad's hometown sure sucks.

302
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:32,430
Misspelled pet cemetery,
Salem's parking lot,

303
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:36,906
mysterious antique store
that charges by the soul.

304
00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,677
What the hell are you watching?

305
00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:40,213
Oh...

306
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:43,352
Wake up! We barely escaped last time.

307
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:46,659
Why risk our lives now when
we have so much to lose?

308
00:15:46,659 --> 00:15:47,928
Present Homers excluded.

309
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:54,174
Hope you Losers weren't
thinking of leaving just yet.

310
00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:57,915
Not without seeing my
new star attraction.

311
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,217
Help, Mom!

312
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:02,423
Dad, get your fat ass down here!

313
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:03,425
No!

314
00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:09,471
Our kids!

315
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,741
Our phones.

316
00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:12,812
Now it's personal.

317
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:16,418
Just like it always was.

318
00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,535
I smell thousand-year-old flop sweat.

319
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,171
We must be close.

320
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,012
- Finally!
- Mom, Dad!

321
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,081
Up here!

322
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:33,954
Kids! Oh...

323
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,223
Aah!

324
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:38,830
Well, well. If it isn't the Losers.

325
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:42,237
Say hello to my studio audience.

326
00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:53,459
There's no laughter
like forced laughter.

327
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,198
We're not afraid of you anymore, clown.

328
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:58,168
You have no power over us.

329
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:01,241
He's an astronaut,
she's a seltzer big wig,

330
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,345
and I'm a world-famous,

331
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,951
um, virgin.

332
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:07,253
Oh, damn it.

333
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,661
The point is we've conquered
our childhood fears.

334
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:14,902
Ah, but adults have something
much tastier than fears.

335
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,138
Anxieties.

336
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,209
Millions of tiny,

337
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:20,981
delicious anxieties.

338
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,221
Oh!

339
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,863
You know what I'm thankful for?

340
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:32,470
The filibuster. Let's talk about it.

341
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,506
Aah!

342
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:37,615
But you... you've got something

343
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:40,152
worth worrying about.

344
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:42,056
Why don't I tell Marge

345
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:44,094
you put your name on the poem

346
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,465
that won her heart, eh?

347
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,108
No, no, please.

348
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,045
It-it wasn't you?

349
00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:56,118
I tried to tell you, just not very hard.

350
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,389
My life is a lie.

351
00:17:58,389 --> 00:17:59,692
Oh...

352
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,401
He must get his sinister powers

353
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,606
from his captive audience.

354
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:08,442
Just like Jimmy Fallon.

355
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:11,448
You have to destroy the sign!

356
00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:18,262
Only you can do it, Marge.

357
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,266
Your arm is summer lightning.

358
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,103
Your bravery, the storm.

359
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,274
You're the chimp in the zoo.

360
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,246
And I'm still bananas for you.

361
00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:30,219
Now, throw, throw!

362
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,958
Hmm?

363
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,795
Ah...

364
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,649
No!

365
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,694
Why were we laughing?

366
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,296
This show sucks.

367
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:53,600
Let's go up to heaven

368
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,371
and bask in the glory
of God's stupid love.

369
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:01,448
My audience! No!

370
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,787
It took me years to grow them.

371
00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:05,857
Eh?

372
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:08,162
Aah! Oh... Oh!

373
00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:10,767
I can't start over! Oh!

374
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,103
What would that even look like?

375
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,512
Dancing for followers on TikTok?

376
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,453
I haven't written a joke since 1647.

377
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:24,025
Aah! And that material has not...

378
00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:25,630
aged...

379
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,801
well. Oh...

380
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,674
I blame cancel culture.

381
00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:35,784
You were finally brave.

382
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:39,592
Does this make up for lying
to you all these years?

383
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,161
Oh, honey.

384
00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:42,965
Of course not.

385
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,635
No, I get it.

386
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:47,908
Mm...

387
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,514
Growing up isn't easy.

388
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,185
The traumas we lived as
kids can haunt us forever,

389
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,857
lurking in the corners of our mind.

390
00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,293
We can't undo the harm,

391
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,698
but with a little help,
we can survive it.

392
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,207
And live the life we
were always meant to.

393
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:08,950
The humans have vanquished
our thousand-year-old clown,

394
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:12,457
but surely they will be no
match for our next nightmare...

395
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:15,530
a Saint Bernard with rabies.

396
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:16,933
Mm...

397
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,435
An angry car?

398
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:21,576
Put that in the "maybe" pile.

399
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:24,815
How about a prom that
goes seriously wrong?

400
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,386
Haunted hotel?

401
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,090
What about some Tommyknockers?

402
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,961
Those sound scary.

403
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:33,533
Yes, yes!

404
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:39,244
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.

405
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,755
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.

406
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,812
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