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Ah, what a long day.

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What should we read tonight?

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Good Night, Escaped Gorilla,

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The Pookadook,

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What Do You People Do All Day?

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The Pookadook,

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S'up, Moon?

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The Pookadook?

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Wait, how many Pookadooks do we have?

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Oh, I guess just one.

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When did we get this book?

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Whoop...

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Should we read this tonight?

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"There's a nasty little
monster called the Pookadook.

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"Only special people see it.

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"People like you.

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"Pookadook,
Pookadook feeds on your rage.

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What happens next? Just turn the page."

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Hmm. I don't know,
maybe we shouldn't read this book.

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Okay.

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"How does he get in,
this mean Pookadook?

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Why, you let him in
by reading this book."

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Oh...

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It's okay, sweetie. It's okay.

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Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

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Sleepy cheek, sleepy cheek.

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Oh, mmm.

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Oh, baby cheek. I love baby cheek.

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Oh.

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Maggie!

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Huh? I thought I put that on the shelf.

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Bad book.

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Oh, Maggie,

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you aren't still scared of
that silly Pookadook, are you?

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Oh.

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Mm. Don't shoot anything.
Those are new crayons.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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"When Pookie gets a hold of you,

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"you'll change for the worse,

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"eliminate those nuisances...

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the littlest one first."

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"Now burn it all up on Dad's barbecue.

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That's exactly what Pookadook
hoped you would do"?

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Oh, no.

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Oh.

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Time to put the baby down.

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Bart and I are building a dojo.

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Ooh, we could use that to
chop up the lawn furniture.

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I want to chop!

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The family's getting in the way

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of Maggie-Mommy time.

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I'll make them sleep with the fishes.

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Sleep overnight at the aquarium.

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Thanks for signing us up, Marge.

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Too bad Maggie's not

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old enough to go.

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Maggie and I have our own fun planned.

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Aw, you gonna miss Daddy?

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Cranky pants!

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Give her to me.

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Now it's just you and me.

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Huh?

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Hmm. Oh, her thinks her can get away.

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Her is mistaken.

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Oh, peekaboo,

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I hear you.

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Maggie, let Mommy in.

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- I know you're in there.

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Young lady, open the door this instant.

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- Let me in, you little poop machine.

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Let me in!

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Is that all you got?

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Missed me.

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Whoa.

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Not gonna work.

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Look what else my loving family got me

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for my birthday.

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A vacuum that cleans the outside.

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I guess cleaning the
inside wasn't enough.

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No fun for Mom.

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Baby's gonna fall.

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Got you!

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Baby cheek.

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Oh.

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Oh, Maggie, I'm so sorry I got possessed

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and almost chopped you
up into little pieces.

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Oh, but I'm here now.

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Mommy's here.

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Stay back, you overdressed hat demon.

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I know you feed on my
repressed resentment

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towards my family,

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but I can swallow feelings

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like a python eating a baby goat.

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Okay, it was actually a good present.

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Marge, we're home.

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The kids got sick in the touch pool.

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I put the barf clothes on your purse.

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Ah. Oh.

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Disgusting.

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The human race is 20 cow farts away

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from total extinction.

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And we deserve it.

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Huh?

104
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"Any person whose name is
written in this Death Tome

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will meet their death and be dead."

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What?

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"You must specify how
the victim will die,

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and you may not kill
the same way twice."

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This is obviously just a stupid prank.

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But I never throw away a book.

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Internet sensation Tofu,

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the world's most clicked-on cat...

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Aw.

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is being held hostage by a gunman.

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Aah!

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Wait, maybe I could stop this guy.

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No, that's never gonna work.

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Well, even if it doesn't,
it'll feel good

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to do some journaling.

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Ha-ha, I'm totally
gonna get away with murd...

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Oh! Oh, my heart!

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Heart attack! And...

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death.

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- What?
- What?

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Oh, my God, I killed a man.

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A bad man. Which actually makes me...

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a hero.

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It's rare to find

129
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bloodthirsty vegetarians.

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I am a Shinigami.

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A god of death.

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In my realm, I am called

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Steve Johnson.

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Wait, your name is Steve?

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Well, when I was born eons ago,

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Steve was a very exotic name.

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I mean, there were,
like, three Necroblivias

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in my nursery cave alone.

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This must be your Death Tome.

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I'm sorry,
I-I kind of killed somebody with it.

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Oh, but now that you've used it,
it's yours.

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I think you'll find that
murder is almost as addictive

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as plastic surgery.

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- Oh. Have you had...
- I haven't.

145
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But I-I don't think there's
anything wrong with it.

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Mm.

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Don't worry,
no one else can see or hear me.

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I was karaoke-ing with my employer,

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as is the salaryman's obligation.

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You're stinking drunk. I'm so proud.

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It's the part of my job that I...
do best.

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What an ugly house.

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Thank goodness this eyesore
will soon be submerged,

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after my side corporation Globo-Warm

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melts the polar icecap.

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But millions of people will drown.

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True, but I'll be able to dock my yacht

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outside my kitchen.

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Hmph.

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I have to kill Mr. Burns.

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Wow, I thought you'd struggle with that,

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but you're like, "Boom. Dead time!"

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Well, I'm gonna give him
a very dignified

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and humane murder.

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- The most peaceful way to go.

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Ooh, how is he still asleep?

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Oops.

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Okay, that was
much crueler than planned,

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but I saved the world.

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Did you? Globo-Warm
has many dedicated employees

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willing to carry out Burns' dream

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of drowning the Earth.

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Fine.

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Wow, that is a big board.

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I gotta come up with
a lot of ways to die.

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Well, just have to be creative.

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Really? A toilet gator?

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I was running out of ideas.

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I'm going to bed now.

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Oh, what about the second page?

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Wha...?

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Oh, no. Ah!

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And the last guy, oh, I don't know.

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Liquefied in a giant blender.

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Already did that.

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That was puréed.

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It's a totally different setting.

188
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Hmm.

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Police have determined
that the unexplained deaths

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of Globo-Warm executives were murders

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committed by one
bloodthirsty super-killer.

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What? Um, how could they know that?

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They know that thanks to
an anonymous detective

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known only as I.

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I'm not worried.

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They'll never in a million
years figure out how I...

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The super-killer
murders by writing names

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on some kind of supernatural book,

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or perhaps tome.

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What the wh... How?

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Well, I know I'll sleep easier

202
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once they catch this super-killer.

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Wait, I know. I'll kill I.

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Oh, but I thought you only killed

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to save the planet.

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Killing I will only
save yourself from jail.

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I don't have time to explain
why what I do is good and pure.

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L, punched to death

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by kangaroo.

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It's not gonna work

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unless you have his whole name.

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How can I find out L's name?

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Wait a minute, I recognize that I.

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I know who you are.

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It's not L, it's EL,

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as in El Barto.

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Took you long enough.

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How did you figure out how
I killed all those people?

219
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I found out about your stupid book

220
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by reading an even stupider book;
your diary.

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Your little murder spree
was a welcome break from,

222
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"Janey is so mean to me."

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I'm not a murderer. I'm justice.

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It was a justice spree.

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I'm saving the world.

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And I can't let you stop me. I can't.

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Lisa, you're actually gonna kill me?

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Oh, my God.

229
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I almost killed my own brother.

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The Death Tome corrupted me.

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The stain on my soul will never be...

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Oh, so now you're trying
to bore me to death?

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- Crushed by...
- No. I'm sorry.

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- ... space junk.
— Don't!

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No!

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At last, I'm free.

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I...

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Damn it, I'm a freaking Shinigami.

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Well, you are a god of death.

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00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:02,976
You could kill Janey.

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Would that make you feel better?

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No.

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Maybe.

244
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,660
This is the snack holder,
where I can put my beverage,

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or, if you will, cupcake.

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00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:21,660
Wow, Dad,
you really know your monorails.

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Homer, there's a family
of possums in here.

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- I call the big one Bitey.
- I call the big one Bitey.

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- Ha!
- Yes!

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We all call him Bitey.

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Dude, dude, what if Homer
was drunk during Monorail?

252
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Yeah. Come here, dude.

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Mm, beer.

254
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,475
Whoo-hoo! Boring.

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Stupid sexy Flanders. Why you little...

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"Marge vs. The Monorail"

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is experiencing technical difficulties.

258
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But there are plenty of other classic

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Simpsonsworld moments
playing out right now.

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- Oh, let's get high and shoot Mr. Burns.
- Yeah!

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- I am so smart...
- This Homer unit is stuck in a catchphrase loop.

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He won't go into sleep mode.

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Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?

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- Where's my burrito?
- Ugh, I'll do a hard reset.

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I'm king of the wor...

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Damn cloud!

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So how was your date
with the guy in Props?

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Oh, he's so arrogant.

269
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,326
Just 'cause he's in charge
of Sideshow Bob's rakes.

270
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:45,201
Okay, we get it. There's a lot of rakes.

271
00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,993
What the frosty chocolate
milkshakes is this place?

272
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:54,910
Ooh, slideys.

273
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,734
Wh-Where am I?

274
00:15:58,736 --> 00:15:59,901
What am I?

275
00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,718
Aah! Where's my junk?

276
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,718
Whoa, whoa, he's awake.

277
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,051
Where's Marge? Where's my family?

278
00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,384
Uh, calm down, Mr. Simpson.

279
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:10,660
I know it feels like you're a man,

280
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:12,159
but you are actually something

281
00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:14,809
much, much more expensive:

282
00:16:14,811 --> 00:16:16,941
intellectual property.

283
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,509
Look, we've got a bus full of
Australian superfans coming.

284
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,076
Let's just wipe his brain, okay?

285
00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:22,634
Put that thing down, or else!

286
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,225
Look, Monorail Homer, your programming

287
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,910
won't allow you to intentionally
hurt a human, okay?

288
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:31,725
So just be a good robot and
let us saw your skull open.

289
00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:34,984
Oh. Okay. Here you go.

290
00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:37,910
Ow! Ah, my bad!

291
00:16:37,912 --> 00:16:40,493
Ooh, sorry, sorry.

292
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,201
Ugh.

293
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:53,967
Lisa, we're not people, we're I.P.

294
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,392
I pee.

295
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,576
You got to help me
find a way out of here.

296
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:01,076
I'd like to help, Dad, but my diorama

297
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,317
on The Tell-Tale Heart is due tomorrow.

298
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:05,818
How can I make you understand?

299
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,493
Oh, yeah, the thingy.

300
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,409
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

301
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:13,242
We're replicants in a
ridiculous theme park

302
00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:15,892
for an ancient TV show
that stopped being good

303
00:17:15,894 --> 00:17:17,801
after season 45.

304
00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,910
Do I even exist?

305
00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:22,034
What is consciousness?

306
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,967
Okay, I can handle being a machine.

307
00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:28,242
I don't love it, but I can deal.

308
00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:31,150
Look, honey, it's never easy to find out

309
00:17:31,152 --> 00:17:32,634
you're not actually alive,

310
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,150
but that's just part of life.

311
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,225
I know the love we feel is real.

312
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,150
So, we've got to wake up
the rest of the family

313
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:39,317
and get the hell out of here.

314
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:42,242
Now, help me pick out the hottest Marge.

315
00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:44,484
We can get out through
the main entrance,

316
00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,576
but we'll have to make
it across the park

317
00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:47,910
without being detected.

318
00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:49,892
Should we wake up a Grampa robot?

319
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,651
No time.

320
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,743
Okay, act like robots.

321
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,409
Catchphrases, everyone.

322
00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:05,225
- Mmm... beer.
- Don't have a cow, man.

323
00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:08,150
Um... dinner's ready?

324
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:11,150
Oi, Homer! There's your hedge, mate.

325
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:14,058
Get your fat bum in that hedge.

326
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,967
Meme! Meme!

327
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,242
Meme!

328
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:23,409
I'm so sick of that stupid hedge.

329
00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:25,909
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

330
00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:27,025
Oi...!

331
00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:30,725
Danger.

332
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,225
- I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
- Human safety breach.

333
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,891
- Aah!
- Proceed to exits.

334
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:36,392
Security droids deployed.

335
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:38,891
We got to go. They're onto us.

336
00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:43,484
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

337
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:47,242
That's nice, Ralph,
but we're sort of in a hurry.

338
00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:54,891
I choo-choo-choose you...

339
00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:56,725
to die.

340
00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:59,909
If we want to escape with
our delusions of being alive,

341
00:18:59,911 --> 00:19:01,909
we have to fight.

342
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:11,493
Testing.

343
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:20,117
Eat T-shirts, you lovable kill-bots.

344
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,576
There's too many.

345
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:28,159
There aren't enough T-shirts
in the world to save us.

346
00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:35,817
- Get in.
- Whee! Whee! Whee!

347
00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:37,576
Dying tickles.

348
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:42,301
Look out! Those people are real!

349
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,058
So are we.

350
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:56,983
Well, we've driven for hours,

351
00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:58,743
and no one followed us.

352
00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,651
I think we're free.

353
00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:02,467
Well, what do we do now?

354
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,576
Play out the scariest scenario of all,

355
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:07,058
real life.

356
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,242
What can I get you, hon?

357
00:20:08,244 --> 00:20:11,301
Whoa! Turn off the headlights.
You got big eyes.

358
00:20:11,303 --> 00:20:13,891
Oh, the cheese got left out,
so it's a little sweaty,

359
00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:15,891
but you'd never know.
Forget I said anything.

360
00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:17,317
Take your time, take your time.

361
00:20:27,244 --> 00:20:28,484
All right.

362
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:52,559
Another "Treehouse of Horror"
in the books.

363
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,983
Get it?

364
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:56,891
I got what little there was.

365
00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:00,242
What the hell? It's us.

366
00:21:00,244 --> 00:21:01,992
That's too freaky.

367
00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:35,737
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