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Mmm, gravy.

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Sorry, dear, I burnt the roast.

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Again?

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Relax, Judy. Let Duffman help.

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Ah. Forgiven.

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- Thank you, Duffman.
- You're welcome, Judy.

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Hey, you can do
at least one thing right.

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Yikes.

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Let's turn this grunge to fun-ge!

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Ooh, yeah! Ha-ha!

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Those were the days, huh?

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Well, those days may have
been the days back then,

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but these days,
the days aren't those days anymore.

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And, gentlemen, we can't be either.

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Go ahead and harrumph,

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but Duff needs a new message
and a new messenger,

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so get a harrumph of this.

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Attention, Duff Nation.

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We need you to choose our new mascot

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by voting in our first ever

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Duff Election.

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The candidates are:

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Hops and Barley, lady brewologists

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who don't even know they're pretty.

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Woketopus, the most open-minded
mollusk on the block.

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Dame Helen Mirren.

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I'm sorry, what is this for?

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And I guess we're open
to keeping Duffman.

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Vote today. Democracy needs you,

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and so do we.

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This is our moment.
Duffman needs us, and so do we.

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They can't get rid of Duffman.

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What's next, tear down the Oregon Trail?

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Disintegrate the Lincoln Memorial?

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Impeach Santy Claus?

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I got a notebook full of examples here.

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You said it. Duffman was there

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when I had my first beer at 13,

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and I want him to be there

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when I have my last beer at 54.

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Why is there a Duffman
sticker on my saxophone case?

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My music teacher thinks
I have a problem.

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We all have a problem.
Duffman might lose.

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Everyone, everyone.
The latest numbers are in.

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Aw, man, he's tied for last
place with some loser named

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"No Mascot; Just Logo."

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Oh, no.

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Brandon, you're my agent.
Reassure Duffman.

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D-Man, chill. You got this in the bag.

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Hold on one second.

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Woketopus, my cephalopod
from another mom bod.

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You're gonna mop the floor with
that hip-thrusting has-been.

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Still me, Brandon.

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You have a great day.

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Duffman needs to remind
people why they love Duffman.

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They love him.

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Dry T-shirts?

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Not on my watch, ladies.

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Get out of here!

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That was a blatant act
of tortious negligence.

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Tortious negligee.

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Oh, yeah. Ooh!

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Hey, hey!

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What is happening?

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Not mine. Not mine. Mine...

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No, not mine. Oh!

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I do think that this is me.

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Hey, Duffman. Rough week, brah.

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Getting your can crushed in the polls,

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and now you're getting
sued by 37 lady lawyers.

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Duffman never meant to hurt or demean

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any dames, broads, or chicks.

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Two thrusts for gender equality.

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- He's not sorry.
- He thinks we're idiots.

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Let's denounce him at the Gal Dive.

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No, no, please, please.

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I can't be sexist because, because...

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I'm... the father of a daughter.

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And as the father of a daughter,

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I could never, ever disrespect women.

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Uh-uh.

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It seems like every famous man

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who gets himself in doo-doo

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brings up that he has a daughter,

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and I think that's doo-doo. I do.

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Father of a daughter.

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That's the lamest defense in the world,

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but these days there's no way
anybody's gonna fall for it.

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He's got a daughter?

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- How bad can he be?
- What a role model.

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- What?
- Oh.

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Got a photo of your little princess?

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Sure, sure, I have a picture of her...

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right here.

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Wait, that's me.

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Lisa is Duffman's daughter?

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Marge, did you sleep with Duffman?

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- No.
- Why not?

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He's lying.

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That photo must be from one
of those sleazy beer events

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you take the kids to,
even though you say you don't.

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Duffman's using me as a prop?

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You wish.
His prop is a Duff chick magnet.

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There's got to be some explanation.

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The explanation is he's a jerk,
and I hope he loses.

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Lisa, you wash your mouth out with beer.

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I hope he loses, too. Beer, please.

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Homer, you have to tell Duffman
that he's not allowed to use

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our daughter as a
"get out of hot water free" card.

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Oh, can't I just talk to him

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at the next
"Duff Single Mom Twerk Olympics"?

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Now.

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I hope this is the right place.

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Um, hi. My name is Homer Simpson.

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Duffman is off the clock

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and does not have time for randos.

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Thanks a lot. Drink Duff.

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Hey, are you gonna slam the door

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on your own daughter?

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Oh, Duffman is busted. Oh, boy.

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You're a sexist and a phony.

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How can you live with yourself?

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All right, all right,
I'm sorry I fibbed.

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I panicked. I pulled up a pic

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from Dufftoberfest from a few years ago.

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A few years ago was the best one.

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What? Oh.

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Lisa's not your Lisa. She's my Lisa,

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so the next time you're in trouble,

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use a picture of some other guy's kid.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Sorry, I just...

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Oh, no.

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Are you okay, Mr. Duffman?

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I am not.

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The thing is, I really
do have a daughter, okay?

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Her name is Amber. She's named after

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my favorite beverage color,

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but now she's 30 years old,
and she won't talk to me.

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Lisa, do you mind waiting
in the car for a moment?

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Daddy needs to be strong
for his famous friend.

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Of course.

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Can I get a selfie of me
with you in your bathrobe?

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Gah, your daughter
is so bright and confident.

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She is.

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So, you must've taught her so much.

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I guess I did.

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You must be the greatest
girl dad I-in the world.

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I must be!

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Maybe it's not too late for me, huh?

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Could you teach me how to be a better...

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you know, girl dad?

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- I will!
- Duffman thanks you.

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And so do I. Come here.

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Come on, Duffman.
Don't worry about losing your job.

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We need to focus on how
you lost your daughter.

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That's why I've
assembled this crack team

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of daughter dads to help you out.

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I think you'll find they're
the finest men around.

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Welcome to P.F. Thong's.
You boys ready to order?

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I will have the Lettuce D-Cups,
um, with a chicken side piece.

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I will have the Wedgie Salad
and the Baby Got Back Ribs.

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Oh, and, uh,
some Sprung Rolls for the table.

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I don't have much of an appetite.

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See, I, well,
I haven't talked to my daughter

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in years, and, um...

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Say no more.
I'll bring you a Dead Beet Salad

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and a Coke Zero Contact.

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So, if your estranged daughter
writes an angry book about you,

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don't self-publish your rebuttal book.

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Uh, thanks for all the advice, fellas.

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Dad-vice.

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I-It's just, I haven't talked to Amber

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in over a decade.
I-I don't even know where to begin.

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You just got to show her you still care.

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Pick up the damn phone. Call her.

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Call her! Call her! Call her!

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Call her! Call her! Call her!

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I'm on the phone with her now.

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Ignore us. Ignore us. Ignore us.

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Amber, I was just wondering, um,

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could I maybe drive up
there to see you sometime?

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Uh, this weekend, maybe?

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She said, "I guess."

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No, not...

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because what if I screw up?

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What if Amber hates me? I...

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I need you to come with me, please.

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A road trip with Duffman. Woo-hoo!

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You, me, and Lisa.

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Bonet? This trip
just keeps getting better.

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No, no, no, your Lisa.

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I need both my girl-dad guru

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and his dad-girl-daughter
for inspiration.

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Lisa! Lisa, you're coming
with me and Duffman

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on a road trip to Glendon Falls.

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What?

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- Why would I want to do that?
- Hmm.

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Marge, why would Lisa want
to go to Glendon Falls

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with me and Duffman?

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Well, that's near
the Agatha Christie Museum

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of Quirky Detectives.

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Lisa likes Agatha Christie?

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I love Agatha Christie,

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and that museum is gonna be amazing.

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Ooh! Ah, I can't believe you remembered.

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They're having a special
exhibit this weekend

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on her ten reddest herrings.

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00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:11,167
Thank you. You're the best dad ever.

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Aw, you don't have to thank me.

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Do it later in front of Duffman.

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Man, I can't believe I'm on
a road trip with my hero.

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Wow, your little daughter's your hero?

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That's so sweet.

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And that's exactly who
I was referring to.

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Oh, hey, we should put on
music that Lisa likes, huh?

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Okay, Lisa likes jazz.

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That's a thing I know.

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Mm, I'm not in the mood
for jazz right now.

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Let's listen to my second favorite.

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Salsa? Old-school rap?

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Traffic on the twos?

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I like K-pop, Dad.

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Wh... Oh, uh, of course. I knew that.

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It's fun to pretend
that you're clueless.

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Beautiful.

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Oh, yeah!

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00:11:06,185 --> 00:11:08,482
Dad, I don't need you to do that.

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They always try to be older

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than they are, don't they?

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Oh, man, such good fathering.

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Not like... Duffman.

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Would it help to talk about Amber?

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She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

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But then I became Duffman,

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and, well, you know what they say,

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"With great pilsner
comes great infidelity."

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Her mom left me when Amber was four.

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And by the end of high school,
Amber hated me.

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Said she never wanted
to talk to me again,

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and I guess I just believed her.

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Yes, believe women.

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No, she was a kid. She didn't mean it.

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Yes, believe Lisa.

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I think about her every day, and I...

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I keep this drawing
with me wherever I go.

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Aw, you need to tell her all of this.

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I bet she's been waiting for
you to reach out for years.

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Oh, Lisa, you are so sweet

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and so wise.

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Guh-reat job, Homer!

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Homer, Homer!

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00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,075
Guess what.
They give you a real tea set to drop

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when you walk in the drawing
room and find a dead body.

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00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,558
Brandon, what is up?

256
00:12:18,651 --> 00:12:19,816
Seriously, like, uh, what's up?

257
00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,558
Not your election numbers, Duff-bro.

258
00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:22,892
They're dismal.

259
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,630
Look, you're near the
corporate mascot convention

260
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:27,000
at the Conventions. comventions

261
00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:28,315
convention center.

262
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:30,741
It'd be a great chance
to drum up some support.

263
00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:32,391
He'll do it, Brandon.

264
00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:34,892
Duffman cannot lose this election.

265
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,574
But what about the museum?

266
00:12:36,727 --> 00:12:38,725
There's plenty of time for both.

267
00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:41,042
That's a proud papa pledge.

268
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,558
Hey-ya, Chief,
can I count on you for a...

269
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:54,166
middle finger, okay.

270
00:12:54,317 --> 00:12:57,224
Ooh, I bet this guy's
a registered Duffocrat.

271
00:12:57,317 --> 00:13:00,000
Uh-oh, he flashed a gun. My goodness.

272
00:13:00,076 --> 00:13:02,000
Anyone? Anyone want a selfie?

273
00:13:02,076 --> 00:13:04,667
We could use my phone. I can Air...

274
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,149
Drop it to you.

275
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,667
In five minutes,

276
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,574
join us in Ballroom C
for a panel discussion.

277
00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:12,482
The Charlie Tuna Conundrum...

278
00:13:12,576 --> 00:13:14,958
When the Mascot Is the Product.

279
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:20,942
Attention, everyone,

280
00:13:20,985 --> 00:13:24,057
Duffman is sitting all
by himself in Hallway B.

281
00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:25,741
Please just go say hi to him.

282
00:13:25,894 --> 00:13:28,074
He really needs this. And, uh,

283
00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:29,741
don't listen to this if you're him.

284
00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:32,494
Oh, my God.

285
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,725
Can I get your autograph... pen?

286
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,500
I got to get a signature
from the Mucinex loogie.

287
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:40,249
He is so hot.

288
00:13:41,484 --> 00:13:43,741
Losing to a loogie.

289
00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:46,983
Dad, shouldn't we get going?

290
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,892
The museum closes at 5:00.

291
00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:51,649
Don't worry, sweetie,
I'm keeping an eye on the time.

292
00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,166
It's only 2:30.

293
00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:57,315
That's not a real clock!

294
00:13:57,335 --> 00:14:00,958
That's the mascot for Tea Time Tamales.

295
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,166
Oh, my God, no.

296
00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:08,816
Wait! Wait!

297
00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:10,558
No, don't close!

298
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,057
You can't close yet.

299
00:14:12,076 --> 00:14:14,667
Mm, sorry, kid,
we're shutting down for three months

300
00:14:14,894 --> 00:14:16,408
to build a new attraction.

301
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,224
Aw, nuts.

302
00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:21,166
You got to stay open.
We drove all this way,

303
00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:23,408
and I'm a second grader
who solves murders

304
00:14:23,502 --> 00:14:24,982
on a sixth-grade level.

305
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:26,833
Well, look who I brought.

306
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:29,482
I can unlock a lot of
things for Duffman,

307
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,291
but not this museum.

308
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:41,667
Well, this calls
for some expert dadding.

309
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,892
Lisa, honey, tell Daddy what's wrong.

310
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,574
This is all your fault.

311
00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:47,391
That's right.

312
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,574
- Let it out.
- Okay,

313
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:50,999
I am tired of you pretending

314
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,833
that you're some sort of
ideal dad when this whole trip

315
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,391
you've been kissing Duffman's cans.

316
00:14:57,484 --> 00:14:59,725
See, I knew you wouldn't have any fun.

317
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:02,032
That's why I didn't think
you should come. Eh...

318
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,908
Uh-oh.

319
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:06,558
You didn't even want to bring me.

320
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:07,999
You were just using me

321
00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:11,057
as some kind of girl-dad prop,

322
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,224
just like Duffman did.

323
00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:15,140
Don't ever

324
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,808
talk to me

325
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,274
again.

326
00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,882
She'll get over this, right?

327
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:26,733
Mine did not.

328
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,441
Oh...

329
00:15:30,735 --> 00:15:31,882
Ready, handsome?

330
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,733
You're leaving?

331
00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:36,232
Duffman just realized that you

332
00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:39,715
are not a good dad. Uh-uh.

333
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,973
I'm all yours... Renata.

334
00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,128
Fun name.

335
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,608
Renata.

336
00:15:47,142 --> 00:15:48,399
Oh...

337
00:15:54,111 --> 00:15:55,881
So...

338
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:57,483
what you reading there?

339
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,457
Come on, you got to say something.

340
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,048
Something.

341
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,549
Ooh, I can't handle
the silent treatment.

342
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,307
Don't leave me alone with my brain.

343
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,733
- I remember this one time...
- Eyes on the road!

344
00:16:12,735 --> 00:16:16,307
Oh, Duffman left
Amber's drawing in the car.

345
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:17,881
It's really a shame about them.

346
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:20,566
It is. He really does love her,
you know.

347
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:23,399
Maybe, but Duffman should've
spent more time listening

348
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:27,124
to Amber instead of thinking
only about himself.

349
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:29,457
Well, maybe sometimes
Duffman's scared to listen

350
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:32,733
because he'll hear about all
the dumb stuff he screwed up.

351
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,048
Sure, but maybe
he should be brave enough

352
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,048
to admit he's not perfect.

353
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:39,957
Not even close to perfect.

354
00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:43,715
- Oh...
- I think we should take this to them.

355
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:47,566
Yeah. I hope they work things
out before it's too late.

356
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,899
Me, too, Dad.
That would be really great.

357
00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:58,215
Good luck, buddy. I'm rooting for you.

358
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,215
Thank you, Evan, and good luck

359
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:02,441
with your MFA. Oh, yeah.

360
00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:10,733
Okay, here we go.
Time to prove to your daughter

361
00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:12,457
that you've changed.

362
00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:13,574
Ah. Damn.

363
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:14,733
A little help, bro?

364
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:16,899
Dude, it's Duffman.

365
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,733
Join our rager!

366
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,557
Oh, yeah.

367
00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:23,066
I mean, no, no. Not who I am anymore.

368
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:27,957
Okay.

369
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,048
I can't believe you're here

370
00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:34,307
because I don't know you,
and I did not invite you.

371
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,899
Oh, what an odd thing to say.

372
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:39,291
Hi, I'm Homer, and this is Lisa.

373
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,140
We have something to give to your dad.

374
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,048
Yeah, well, I can't help you.

375
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,840
He never showed.

376
00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:47,215
I don't get it.

377
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,474
If I know Duffman, and I briefly did,

378
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:52,382
nothing was more important
to him than seeing you.

379
00:17:52,401 --> 00:17:53,807
He was so excited.

380
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,474
Really? As excited as he was
to miss every dance recital,

381
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,641
every graduation, every art show?

382
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,457
No. More.

383
00:18:02,476 --> 00:18:04,232
Your dad taught me the importance

384
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,807
of not taking my daughter's
love for granted.

385
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:08,566
Duffman's really changed.

386
00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,291
Trust me, when you see him next,

387
00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:12,715
you'll be amazed at how enlightened

388
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,048
and sensitive he's become.

389
00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,291
Chicken fight!

390
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,715
Come on, friend!

391
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:23,215
What the crap?

392
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:25,382
No, Amber,
I was just about to knock on your door.

393
00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:27,012
You have to believe me.

394
00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:28,957
It's true. This whole chicken fight,

395
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,566
it felt like he was somewhere else.

396
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,732
I'm sorry, Colleen,
but if this teaches you anything,

397
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:36,899
it's that you should work on
your relationship with your dad.

398
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,641
I have a great relationship with my dad.

399
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,641
I just also like bikinis
and parties, you jerk.

400
00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:44,232
Duffman respects your journey.

401
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,316
Amber? Amber!

402
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,457
Amber!

403
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:50,732
Ah, Amber...

404
00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:53,048
Hey, uh, pal... Whoa, that's Duffman!

405
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,549
Amber, look out!

406
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:03,399
You saved me...

407
00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:05,149
Dad.

408
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:10,899
So, the chick magnet is
also a daughter magnet,

409
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,399
I get it now.

410
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,215
All chicks are somebody's daughter.

411
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:18,140
- No. Uh-uh.
- Yeah, try again.

412
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:20,566
Some chicks are guys, and that's okay.

413
00:19:20,716 --> 00:19:21,973
Mm... Mm-mm.

414
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,957
- Hmm.
- It-It's okay, Dad.

415
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:26,140
B-Baby steps, I guess.

416
00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:29,057
Give her this now.

417
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,232
No way. I haven't seen this in ages.

418
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,140
I look at it every single day.

419
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:37,881
I miss you so much,
and I should've been there for you.

420
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,899
Dad, I'm so glad you're back in my life,

421
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,973
and I really hope that...

422
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,714
Ugh, seriously?

423
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,624
Duffman, amazing news.

424
00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:48,732
- You won the election.
- Oh, yeah?

425
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,048
Oh, yeah.

426
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,973
Some kid posted video
of you singing K-pop,

427
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,790
and their fan army voted
for you en freakin' masse.

428
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:56,291
I need you on the next plane to Korea.

429
00:19:56,309 --> 00:19:59,307
Kim Jong-un wants to kidnap
you and make a movie together.

430
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,807
Oh, yeah!

431
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:05,807
Aw, you know what?
I think I have had enough

432
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,382
of that wonderful Duff.

433
00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:10,307
What? You'll never work in
the adult beverage game again.

434
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:14,191
No beer, no hard seltzer, no kombucha.

435
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,182
Duff Nation, Duffman is here

436
00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:20,124
to get you wrecked in
a whole new way as...

437
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:22,457
- Puffman.

438
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,124
Come check out my daughter's
brand-new weed store

439
00:20:25,217 --> 00:20:27,549
featuring her custom-made,
one of a kind,

440
00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:29,232
glass bongs.

441
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:33,623
Oh, yeah. If any
of my other estranged daughters

442
00:20:33,642 --> 00:20:35,549
are watching, hit me up.

443
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,140
Wait, your what?

444
00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:38,807
I mean... Oh, yeah!

445
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:51,732
Your tea service, Lord Thistlewink.

446
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,556
Shh!

447
00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:38,534
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