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As we embark on the sacred
task of choosing a new pontiff,

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let the Holy Spirit guide us.

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In nomine Patris et Filii
et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

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The Doge of Venice sends his regards,

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you papal stooge.

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Choke on your own junk, Petrucci.

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That'll teach you to exclude
the Ecumenical Council,

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you papist lapdogs.

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Throat cut. Head chop. Taste it.

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Oh!

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Where did you learn to talk like that?

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- Was it Selma?
- Aw, honey,

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we're just worried that this bloody,
potty-mouthed game

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- is turning your mind to...
- To.

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Oh, fine.

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- Then can I play Future War: Death Guts?
- No.

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- Future War 2: Brain Carnage?
- No!

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But then what do I play?

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I have to play some game.

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Of course you do.

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Do you like your new game, sweetie?

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- No.
- Do you want to stop playing?

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- No.
- Perfect.

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That's right in the
video game sweet spot.

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I found that blocky game
on a moms' group.

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It's an online world where
you learn to help, share,

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and get virtual stickers for
celebrating our differences.

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It's good for all ages,

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so I'm also letting Maggie play.

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Let me help you get set up.

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I downloaded the instructions and... Oh.

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I guess giving you that thing
to shut you up at restaurants

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really paid off.

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And these bushy eyebrows

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are the cherry on top of
this hunk sundae. Uh-oh.

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My nose is glitching.

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Yeah, this stupid old
computer is super glitchy.

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Why is the flat screen so thick?

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Is it also a microwave?

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Look, I bought this mohawk with Bobux.

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What the hell are Bobux?

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It's the money you use in the game.

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You buy it with your parents'
credit card

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so you can get skins, costumes, wigs,

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even a dragon codpiece.

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Ah, you're the only person on Earth

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who looks lamer in a mohawk.

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- See if this rando will buy it.

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"I'll sell it for one Bobux."

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Booyah!

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Well, that's weird.

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You got the money,
but you got another mohawk.

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See if you can sell it again.

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Another one.

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Whoa, it's like printing money.

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It's probably 'cause we're playing

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on this crappy old computer.

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Don't they have these
same old Colecos

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in the school computer lab?

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They're even older and more crappy.

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Then that glitch is gonna make us rich.

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All we need to do is
round up a bunch of nerds.

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Nerds we got.

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Wow, Maggie.

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You really love this game, huh?

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So involving. Hmm.

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I'm gonna log in to see
what's so fascinating.

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Brought you some
strawberries and bananas.

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Oh, you like bananas
but not strawberries.

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Good to know. Wait!

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You just talked! You're talking!

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With tiny pictures! Do it again.

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You hate broccoli.

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Oh, my God,
we're having our first conversation.

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This is amazing.

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I'm talking to my baby.

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Thank you, screen time.

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Skinner, your school's test scores
made the paper.

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- Hmm?
- The Chinese press is using them as proof

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of the decline of the
American educational system.

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Well, we did have all that lead
in the water fountain pipes.

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Oh, lead, lead, lead.

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Everything's always lead with you.

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This school is a train wreck.

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I want those numbers up, Seymour.

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Get me a PowerPoint presentation Monday.

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I'll have it done by Sunday night.

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Don't ruin my weekend.

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Hmm. Strange, the download rate
is 87 megabytes per second.

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We're paying for 91.

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Better check the router.

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Hmm? Why aren't you students in class?

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Um, we're playing Oregon Trail
and no one's having a good time.

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Hmm. I don't see any
oxen with dysentery.

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Milhouse, what's really going on here?

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We found a video game
glitch that makes money

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and now Bart is the boss of a
lucrative criminal enterprise!

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You want strawberries or Nutella?

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A crepe station?

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Simpson, you are staring down the barrel

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of a harshly-worded
email to your parents.

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That I will follow up on.

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Seymour, walk with me.

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Well, I do need 9,000 more steps.

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I'm gonna be straight with you.
We're printing money.

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Yes, I saw Hubert's
Rolex fidget-spinner.

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Now, I know you'd never take
any sketchy cash for yourself,

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but what if we gave this
train wreck of a school

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a piece of the action?

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I wish people would stop

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calling this school a train wreck.

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Everyone else sees Seymour Skinner

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as a broken-down sad-sack
never-was in a cheap suit,

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but I see a broken-down sad-sack
never-was in a cheap suit

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with a vision for this school,

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a vision he never dared
tell anyone about.

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I do have a vision...
no, no, a desperate prayer...

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that could save this school.

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Tell me everything.

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Aah!

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I'm in.

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Giving all these kids
computer lab passes

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for the rest of the
term was a great idea.

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Too bad we can't work
after-school hours.

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What if we say it's midnight basketball?

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Ooh, Skinner,
who knew you were such a devil?

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Well, I learned from the best.

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Or should I say, the worst?

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So, how do you turn the game
dollars into real dollars?

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We use the Bobux to buy cucumbers

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in the game Vegetable Crossing.

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Then brine those into Pickle Pesos,

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which convert ten-to-one in Delta miles,

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then use those to buy
Panda Express gift cards,

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which you donate to
Amnesty International,

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then you can sell the tax credits

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for cold, hard Danish kroner.

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Now that we're finally talking,

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there are so many things I've been dying

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to chat with you about.

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Like, what's your favorite animal?

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Elephant!

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And what do you want
to be when you grow up?

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An elephant doctor.

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Aw!

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You love me.

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Oh, Maggie!

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Uh, Marge, you're in this
game world all the time now,

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so I'm trying to dry my
pants in the microwave.

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Should I set it on
"potato" or "popcorn"?

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Homie, Maggie just said
"I love you" to me.

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I never thought I'd hear
it for the first time

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in a massively multiplayer
online roleplaying game,

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but I'll never forget it.

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Wait, in this game Maggie can talk?

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There's so many things
I've wanted to ask a baby.

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Why do you make eye
contact when you poop?

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Do you remember when I
lost you at Home Depot?

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Where do faces go during peekaboo?

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Maggie heart doughnut man?

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But I'm doughnut man!

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She loves me. She loves me!

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One of my three kids loves me!

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Whee...!

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Stupid art school.

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We're gonna have gum-proof floors,

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acoustics that make second graders
sound like sixth graders.

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And the ceiling's gonna be so high,

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our resident opera ghoul won't
bump his head on the rafters.

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Ouch!

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Seymour, where on earth did
you find the money for this?

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Um, look at the parent
donation thermometer.

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Ah, well, the thermometer doesn't lie.

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You wanted to see me, sir?

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- We both wanted to see you.
- Martin,

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when you run a business, as we are,

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you need a product and a market

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and a workforce that isn't full of...

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- Jive-ass snitches.
- I'm sorry?

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We've heard you're gonna sing
to your parents about this...

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victimless thing of ours.

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I-I have signed a mutual
honesty compact with them.

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Oh, look, your report card.

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Beautiful little A you've got here.

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Would be a shame if
something happened to it.

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God, no!

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You sick bastard.

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Okay, okay. I'll keep
your dirty video game secret.

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Oh, man is wolf to man.

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Skinner, are you feeling this?

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I know it's insane,
but we're like a team.

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Working together, shared interests,

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we're more than a team.

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We're colleagues.

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Would you like to put
your feet up on my desk

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as we daydream about our goals?

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And top salesperson
of the day goes to...

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Sherri, who unloaded 150 rainbow mohawks

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at ten Bobux a pop.

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Couple more days like that,

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and you're getting the trip to Honolulu.

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This is new.

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An ice cream truck.

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Wait, they're shooting ice cream at us.

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It's an ice cream drive-by. Run!

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Oh, no. It's a trap.

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Not unicorns.

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They're my second-favorite
magical horse.

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"Boblox belongs to us."

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People, looks like we've
got ourselves a turf war.

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- Bad news, we've got competition.
- Who?

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The Sunflower gang's IP address
belongs to some place called...

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Limitless Frontier Horizons.

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Hmm, what do you know?

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The Montessori School.

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Check out the fancy groundskeepers.

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Those aren't groundskeepers.
They're parent volunteers.

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Pay for tuition, then work for free.

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What a racket.

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Good morning, Principal Skinner.

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Hello, "kids-call-you-Sandra."

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Um... maybe you're not aware of this,

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but, uh, some of your
students have been interfering

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with some of my kids', um,
independent study project.

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Ooh, I'd love to help,
but our curriculum is student-led.

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So if their passion is the
monetization of coding errors,

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it's part of our core belief
system that I support them.

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That's, uh, progressive school
mumbo jumbo for "screw you."

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You can't tell me you want war with us.

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Um, well,
"can't" is a word we don't use here.

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We also don't say "don't."
We just can't.

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Are you even in charge?

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No! I just send out emails

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trying to convince parents
there's a plan to all this.

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Oh, please come to our
silent auction next week.

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One of our dads is Drake.

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He'll emcee but not perform.

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That'll be all, Sandra.

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Oh, that is a really nice tower,
Truth-Anne.

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Yeah, yeah, they're all nice.

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Let's take a walk.

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Let me show you what I've built here.

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From day one,
these curiosity seekers have been told

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they can succeed at anything
they set their mind to.

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Do you think you can win
against that unbreakable,

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unearned self-confidence?

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Look, there's room in the
Boblox scam for both of us.

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You take the gumdrop fields
and teddy bear bouncy rooms.

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We keep the penguin fun land
and the mushroom castles.

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Well, sharing is one of
the habits of the heart.

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We accept.

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Can you excuse us for a moment?

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What the hell are you doing?

254
00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:26,215
What? We had to make a deal.

255
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:29,140
With only half the money,
there's no revolving stage,

256
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,123
no flying wire harness system.

257
00:13:31,217 --> 00:13:33,123
Good luck doing Angels in America.

258
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,123
We can't go to war with these psychos.

259
00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:37,032
Their self-esteem is off the charts.

260
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,290
Take the deal.

261
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:45,123
So, fellow lifelong learners,
do we have an understanding?

262
00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:47,865
Yes, uh, we have an understanding.

263
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,531
Understand this:

264
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,789
"When you come at the king,
you best not miss."

265
00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,999
You're going to quote The Wire to me?

266
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:59,306
My dad directed three episodes
in the dockyards season.

267
00:13:59,457 --> 00:14:02,215
That season was slow, and also:

268
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,881
This. Is. War.

269
00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:15,698
Look, we can still
get a deal with these guys.

270
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,306
- Let's just go back in there and...
- You're out.

271
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,528
- What?
- You don't have the stones

272
00:14:19,563 --> 00:14:20,640
for the mohawk trade.

273
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,306
You can't fire me.

274
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:24,807
You're right,
people who are fired get a severance.

275
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,714
You get nothing.

276
00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:29,048
This is my grift. I brought you in.

277
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:30,789
It's all in the game, son.

278
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:34,381
All in the video game game.

279
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:37,032
Those self-esteem punks
are gunning for us.

280
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,048
I need a ruthless, bloodthirsty general.

281
00:14:39,217 --> 00:14:42,640
Milhouse, you're up.

282
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,548
Me? But what about Bart?

283
00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:47,140
He's history,

284
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,973
and this school doesn't teach history.

285
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,531
Do it and you'll never have
to play dodgeball again.

286
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:54,956
And I get the pretty
teacher for fifth grade.

287
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:58,807
- Mrs. McCarthy?
- You know who I'm talking about.

288
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,264
Mm. Ms. Tanaka.

289
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,032
Let's hit these
sunflowers where it hurts.

290
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:08,381
They steal our princess tiaras,
we kill their unicorns.

291
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,032
They strangle our gnomes,

292
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,640
we glitter-bomb their pumpkin patch.

293
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,640
So get out there and paint the streets

294
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,881
with the blood of tomorrow's leaders.

295
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,140
Let's talk Boblox!

296
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,473
Hey, everybody! It's me, Astrid.

297
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,473
And it's me, French Fry!

298
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,364
- Hi, Astrid.
- Hi, French Fry.

299
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,789
Have you been seeing all
this craziness in Boblox?

300
00:15:26,883 --> 00:15:28,381
It's so crazy.

301
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,990
The Springfield kids
were selling mohawks,

302
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,881
but so were the
Montessori Sunflower kids,

303
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:33,531
so they got in a gang war.

304
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:36,381
Everyone is being so grouchy,
makes me sad.

305
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,789
Check out what happened
to the Springfield kids

306
00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:40,048
at the Candyland.

307
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,289
I like bears, but this one looks mean.

308
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,895
- Aah!
- Ew. He was mean.

309
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,197
You are always right about bears.

310
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,197
Don't ever rip me in half, French Fry.

311
00:15:52,144 --> 00:15:53,789
I would never, Astrid.

312
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,698
Online friends forever!

313
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,364
Oh, look, it's a fashion show.

314
00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:01,076
I love fashion shows.

315
00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,789
This Nelson guy looks so cute in a vest.

316
00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:04,098
Cutie alert!

317
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,140
Ouch.
That Sunflower kid is stabbing him.

318
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:10,681
Stabbing's for jerks.

319
00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:12,514
The Springfield gang
is getting wiped out.

320
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:15,664
Astrid, why are candy canes
only for Christmas?

321
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,014
Great question.

322
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,848
Subscribers, post your theories.

323
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:20,755
No racist stuff, you guys.

324
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,564
Bye!

325
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,856
We did it.
We made our house in Boblox.

326
00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:31,940
Aw, I wish Lisa were here, too.

327
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,089
Guys, you've been in this game so long

328
00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:35,422
that, out in the real world,

329
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,831
the lawn is overgrown,
Bart bought a Lexus,

330
00:16:37,924 --> 00:16:40,998
and I had to go to my own
parent-teacher conference.

331
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,755
Turns out I'm a joy to have in
class and I might need glasses.

332
00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:47,681
Guess what, honey. Maggie talks in here.

333
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,922
Whoa, Maggie,
you're communicating using only emojis,

334
00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:55,272
like an old person trying
to act like a teenager.

335
00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:58,681
Ha! And, Dad, you're not at Moe's?

336
00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:00,331
Why would I be at Moe's

337
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,272
when we can play
volleyball with my head?

338
00:17:04,182 --> 00:17:06,439
Whee!

339
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,755
Who would have thought that
our family would be happiest

340
00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:11,514
inside a video game?

341
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:14,255
It's heaven,
and it's all from the comfort

342
00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:17,356
of my real-life toilet.

343
00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,106
We're getting butchered everywhere!

344
00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:42,606
Good God. What about our revenue stream?

345
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,773
They've taken it all.

346
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,180
Hmm. I'm gonna show these kids

347
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,088
something they have no idea exists:

348
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:55,397
the real world!

349
00:17:57,924 --> 00:17:59,180
Ah, stupid Skinner.

350
00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:00,922
I'm done trying to make
money out of nothing.

351
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,922
I'm going all in on NFTs.

352
00:18:10,377 --> 00:18:12,439
Apathetic face emoji?

353
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,331
Arts school!

354
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:22,180
He's destroyed the
community wasabi garden.

355
00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,164
He's heading for the computer lab.

356
00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:26,481
What kind of nurturing is this?

357
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,922
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

358
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,180
Out of my way.

359
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,940
Don't do this, Seymour.

360
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,514
Oh, I'm doing it.

361
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:38,664
If I crush their computer lab,
we beat these psychos.

362
00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:41,755
Look at yourself.
You're about to bulldoze a school.

363
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:44,439
They took Daddy's money...

364
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,255
and I'm the daddy!

365
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:51,589
What's happening?
We're in unchartered school territory.

366
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,331
I've spent the best years of your life

367
00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:57,106
trying to drive you insane,

368
00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:59,013
and now I don't want that.

369
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,106
This isn't you. You're not a psycho.

370
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,164
You're lame, like unfrosted cornflakes.

371
00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:06,255
But I want to be Lucky Charms.

372
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:09,949
It's okay. Corn Flakes is
a surprisingly good cereal.

373
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,940
But crushing this kombucha academy,

374
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,997
that'll ruin your life.

375
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,422
And being partners with
you has made me realize

376
00:19:16,516 --> 00:19:18,755
you're... a human being.

377
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:19,997
No, I'm not.

378
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,422
You are. Walk away.

379
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:25,106
But I already rented the
costumes for Seussical.

380
00:19:26,358 --> 00:19:28,022
It was never meant to be.

381
00:19:28,249 --> 00:19:30,189
But... Josh Gad.

382
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,856
Josh Gad is not real.

383
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,505
He never was.

384
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,647
Right, of course he's not.

385
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,689
Maybe there's a teachable moment here.

386
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,764
In a sense, the bulldozer
is Anglo-Saxon privilege.

387
00:19:47,932 --> 00:19:49,263
You're fired, Sandra.

388
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,338
Oh, thank you!

389
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,689
Come on, let's head to Krusty Burger.

390
00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:55,189
I'll buy you a shake

391
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,171
and you can tell me about
your other stupid dreams

392
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,522
that will never happen.

393
00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:01,522
No, Bart, I'm done
living in a fantasy world,

394
00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:05,338
because a fantasy world
is no place to live.

395
00:20:05,507 --> 00:20:07,171
Sorry to bother you,
neighborinos, but, uh,

396
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,856
the newspapers have been
stacking up on your porch.

397
00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:12,731
I just thought I'd peek in
and give you a lookie-loo.

398
00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:16,439
Hello?

399
00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:22,731
Mm...

400
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:29,913
Shh!

401
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,921
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