1 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:06,897 Huh? 2 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:08,899 Stupid old couch. 3 00:00:08,901 --> 00:00:11,084 Aah! What the... 4 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,094 Hmm. 5 00:00:21,096 --> 00:00:24,398 I always wondered what was down here. 6 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,436 You weren't worth the trouble up there, 7 00:00:29,438 --> 00:00:32,089 and you aren't worth the trouble down here. 8 00:00:32,091 --> 00:00:33,532 - Homer. - Huh? 9 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,758 It's me, kiddo. 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,850 The Mick. 11 00:00:35,852 --> 00:00:37,761 My Mickey Mantle rookie card. 12 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:39,780 The greatest treasure of my youth. 13 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:41,098 I'm still in mint condition. 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,266 - Huh? - Do you know how rare... 15 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:44,434 - Aah! - Mm. 16 00:00:44,436 --> 00:00:45,544 My Rubik's Cube! 17 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,695 The greatest treasure of my youth. 18 00:00:47,697 --> 00:00:49,790 Let's see here. 19 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:55,128 No-good pile of garbage! 20 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,631 Not the first time I've heard that. 21 00:00:57,633 --> 00:00:58,757 Ha! 22 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,375 I know that voice. 23 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:04,805 ALF. Oh, ALF, you were canceled too soon. 24 00:01:04,807 --> 00:01:07,974 No, Homer, I was canceled at exactly the right time. 25 00:01:07,976 --> 00:01:09,717 Homer. 26 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,070 Homer, where are you? 27 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:13,405 Darn. I guess I should go. 28 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,132 Go? Ha! 29 00:01:15,134 --> 00:01:16,983 You're part of the couch now. 30 00:01:16,985 --> 00:01:18,468 Part of the couch. 31 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:21,655 - Aah! - The key to solving me is patience. 32 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:22,897 Never! 33 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:30,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 34 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,833 What is this thread? 35 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,635 This couch is falling apart. 36 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,262 Hmm. 37 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:45,920 Whoa. 38 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:48,590 Home again, safe and sound. 39 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:51,026 Hey, knock it off. 40 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:53,837 Aah! 41 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,194 It's a fire! 42 00:02:17,196 --> 00:02:18,637 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 43 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,213 At the Flanders'. 44 00:02:20,215 --> 00:02:22,307 Flanders? Go back to sleep. 45 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,979 Ned, what's wrong? 46 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,796 I don't know. 47 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:30,798 Guess God just loves to test me. 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,192 Oh, look, here comes a truck. 49 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:36,155 Lord, thank you for this tree that I'm about to hit. 50 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,562 I found a pregnancy test. 51 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:53,564 Yay! 52 00:02:59,996 --> 00:03:01,405 How you doin'? 53 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,265 Ned Flanders, is everything okay? 54 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,100 Well, let's just say I may be okily, 55 00:03:14,102 --> 00:03:16,695 but I'm definitely not dokily. 56 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,440 Aw. Dang it. 57 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:25,370 You've got to tell someone what's wrong. 58 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,281 Maybe we can discuss it right now over cocoa. 59 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,934 Sure. Just let me get the mail. 60 00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:32,085 Aah! 61 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:39,033 Do you ever question your life, Marge? 62 00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:40,944 You ever say, "What's the point of going to church 63 00:03:40,946 --> 00:03:41,945 this Tuesday?" 64 00:03:41,947 --> 00:03:43,871 - What? - Sorry, sorry. 65 00:03:43,873 --> 00:03:46,058 I've been going through a lot of stress. 66 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,143 Losing my hair where it counts most. 67 00:03:49,654 --> 00:03:51,563 A postiche. 68 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,899 That's right. It converts to eyebrows. 69 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:57,069 It all started back when I was briefly Bart's teacher. 70 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,812 You were Bart's teacher? 71 00:03:58,814 --> 00:03:59,905 Oh, yes, I was. 72 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:00,906 You can look it up. 73 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,741 C, A, D, F, 12. 74 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,910 Those were his grades and the days he was absent. 75 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,079 C, A, D, F, 12. 76 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,823 Geez, I really don't recall that. 77 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:11,733 Well, that job meant something to me. 78 00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:13,493 It-it-it truly did. 79 00:04:13,495 --> 00:04:14,811 Anyway, one day... 80 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,646 This was right before the Supreme Court 81 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:17,923 ignored the Constitution 82 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,408 and blessedly let God back in the schools. 83 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:23,077 Class, with all the troubles in the world today, uh, 84 00:04:23,079 --> 00:04:24,596 I'd like you to pause and take a moment 85 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,840 of silent contemplation. 86 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:29,676 Teacher, who should I pray to? 87 00:04:29,678 --> 00:04:32,329 Don't say Jesus. Don't say Jesus. 88 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:33,921 Jesus. Pray to Jesus. 89 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:35,107 Okay, pal, hold it right there. 90 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,000 This is a public school. 91 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:40,428 No trying to save sinners! 92 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:41,430 Uh, y-yes, sir. 93 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,449 Are you praying for my soul right now? 94 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,786 - I am. - That is the one and only thing 95 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,346 I can punish you for. 96 00:04:49,348 --> 00:04:50,348 Get out! 97 00:04:59,358 --> 00:05:01,374 Get out and stay out! 98 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:02,542 God loves you. 99 00:05:02,544 --> 00:05:04,194 Nobody loves Willie! 100 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:08,122 I'd lost two wives, two jobs. 101 00:05:08,124 --> 00:05:11,143 I desperately needed to hit the pews and talk to the Lord, 102 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,795 but, uh, no such luck. 103 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:25,048 Then I saw a Catholic church. 104 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,566 Normally not a kneeler, 105 00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:29,244 but, uh, beggars can't be choosers. 106 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:34,891 Can I help you, my friend? 107 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:37,652 What brings you here in such agita? 108 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:39,563 Oh, nothing you haven't heard before. 109 00:05:39,565 --> 00:05:42,156 Out of work. Single father with two boys 110 00:05:42,158 --> 00:05:44,301 full of mischief and mayhem. 111 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,213 Did you just blink? 112 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,556 No. 113 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:53,852 Maybe I could help you. 114 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,262 I'm always looking for new opportunities. 115 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:58,506 I could be... What do they call it... 116 00:05:58,508 --> 00:06:00,842 Your angel investor. 117 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:03,695 My associates, 118 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,365 Mr. Rude and Dr. Jerkov. 119 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,684 - Whoa. - Whoa! Look at me, I'm a doctor. 120 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:13,688 Now, what is it that you do? 121 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,281 I sell left-handed merchandise. 122 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:18,025 You don't say. I was left-handed myself 123 00:06:18,027 --> 00:06:21,213 until the nuns beat it out of me. 124 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,698 Perhaps you and I could go into business together. 125 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:27,052 I back your store and you show your appreciation 126 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,553 at a later date. 127 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,037 This date may never come, 128 00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:31,965 but, actually, it will. 129 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:34,559 And surprisingly soon. 130 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,119 Won't you accept help 131 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,138 from a sinister source? 132 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,305 Well, I... 133 00:06:39,307 --> 00:06:41,942 "Sinister" meaning "left-handed." 134 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:45,295 Well, sir, you seem like a godly man, 135 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:47,297 and I'm a wee bit desperate. 136 00:06:47,299 --> 00:06:49,649 Let me do my due diligence and get back to you. 137 00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:52,202 You do your due. 138 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,732 You went into business with the Mob? 139 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:58,825 I googled him. 140 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:00,252 It said "legitimate business." 141 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,328 I never dreamed the Internet would lie. 142 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:04,831 Stupid, stupid, stupid Flanders. 143 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,136 At first, it was too good to be true. 144 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,826 Buy the scissors. 145 00:07:16,828 --> 00:07:18,161 But I'm right-handed. 146 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:20,847 - How'd you like to be no-handed? - Mm. 147 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:23,608 In my new Leftorium, all was right. 148 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,760 And I did something I hadn't done in, uh, 149 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:27,170 I don't know how long. 150 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:29,189 God help me, I smiled. 151 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,692 Flanders is in trouble with the Mob. 152 00:07:32,694 --> 00:07:34,453 Finally, he does something cool. 153 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:37,530 Ned, no offense, but how could you get mixed up with Fat Tony? 154 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,958 I mean, that sounds like something I would do. 155 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:43,628 You're right. 156 00:07:45,373 --> 00:07:46,998 Homer is stupid, all right. 157 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,526 "PhD" is how he spells "food". 158 00:07:56,384 --> 00:07:58,793 All right, I'm stupid. That's enough. 159 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:00,195 Eh, it's funny. 160 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:07,301 It's true... I do trust everyone I meet. 161 00:08:07,303 --> 00:08:10,280 But I did ask some probing questions. 162 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,218 Buona fortuna. Things are good? 163 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,828 Uh, little too good. 164 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,571 So, I must ask, uh, 165 00:08:18,573 --> 00:08:20,406 are you a good fella? 166 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:21,482 A goodfella? 167 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,076 Indeed I am. 168 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:25,987 And I heard you're a wise guy. 169 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,747 Some call me such. 170 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:29,582 I have to run an errand. 171 00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:31,134 Come with me. 172 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,760 You're a little light. 173 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,595 Take-a my hat. 174 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,597 Take-a my second hat. 175 00:08:44,599 --> 00:08:46,082 Uh, take-a my bald wig. 176 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:51,363 Ooh, if I knew that mobsters like Italian food, 177 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,423 I would have-a stuck to the sushi. 178 00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:55,759 I used to cut-uh the fish and make-uh the rice 179 00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:57,944 and serve-uh the fish and chop-uh the thing. 180 00:08:57,946 --> 00:09:00,354 They took me in as one of their own. 181 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,628 - This guy. - This guy. 182 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,630 No, this guy. 183 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:18,798 Am I right? 184 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,967 I used to be this guy. 185 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:23,878 We had some of the most intimate and vague conversations 186 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,121 I've ever been a part of. 187 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:28,733 So, did that thing go down with our friend? 188 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,462 If you replace "that thing" with "ice pick," 189 00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:35,465 "our friend" with "Benny the Barber" 190 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:38,577 and "down" with "into his eyeball," 191 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,662 you may have your answer. 192 00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:43,973 Did I miss anything? 193 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,992 We've been talking about a lot of murders. 194 00:09:45,994 --> 00:09:48,253 Eh, I mean, nothing. 195 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,906 Something wrong, T? 196 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,925 Business difficulties. 197 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,822 Time for another IKEA run. 198 00:09:58,824 --> 00:09:59,931 Want to talk about it? 199 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,992 You know, I will talk about it. To you. 200 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,769 I have many operations. 201 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,331 One of those is, um, selling medicine 202 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,943 to, um, patients on the street, as it were. 203 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,094 Aw. 204 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:15,096 But a rival, shall we say, 205 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:17,282 pharmacist from New Jersey 206 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,360 is trying to put the squeeze on me. 207 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,769 We may have to 208 00:10:21,771 --> 00:10:23,771 go to the mattresses. 209 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:26,182 Well, a healthy night's sleep is always important, 210 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:27,626 but I think you'd feel a lot better 211 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,688 if you did a few exercises from this, uh, self-esteem workbook. 212 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,206 Che diavolo! 213 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:36,693 See, you can pencil your way out of your "maze of miseries," 214 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:38,970 draw a little frowny face for self-expression. 215 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,621 Come on, you know you wanna. 216 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:41,789 I don't wanna. 217 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,308 Yes, you do. 218 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,561 All right, all right, I'll draw the freakin' frown. 219 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,315 What do you know. 220 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,443 I actually feel better. 221 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,990 You just gave me the kiss of death. 222 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:01,826 And a pinch to grow an inch. 223 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,891 Then that wonderful summer ended in a fall. 224 00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:12,653 She walked in. 225 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,172 - What do you want? - Hi. 226 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,491 I'm selling band candy and I only need 2,000 more boxes 227 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,161 to go on a trip to Cincinnati and then I'll be on my way. 228 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:22,422 No trouble. 229 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:23,682 Mr. Flanders? 230 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,934 Come with me. 231 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,928 You, the best man on our block, 232 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,338 accidentally joined a criminal gang? 233 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,692 Criminals? Criminals? 234 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,601 Oh, my God. 235 00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,195 I see it all now. 236 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,221 Well, you've got to get out of there. 237 00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:42,200 So, Ned, who is this young lady who has seen a lot 238 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,427 and possibly too much? 239 00:11:44,429 --> 00:11:46,371 Just leave me alone, Little Miss Busybody. 240 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,206 I find a place where I'm welcome, 241 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,375 but you know what's best for me. 242 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,769 - I just meant... - Well, maybe the real criminal 243 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,362 is the neighbor who borrows my stuff and never returns it. 244 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:58,216 Your dad has my garage door opener. 245 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,793 - Why? - Okay. Geez. 246 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:03,054 Just trying to sell band candy. 247 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,556 Put me down for a dozen. 248 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,557 Now scoot. 249 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,267 Oh... 250 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,786 Um... My friend, 251 00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:12,455 do you mind if I have a word with you, uh, about, uh... 252 00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,456 Hell? 253 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,809 Language. You disrespect this photo, 254 00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:18,528 which I believe to be my mother. 255 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,407 Well sir, I'll just come right out and say it. 256 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,660 You, my friend, are a rotten tomato. 257 00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:29,730 Let me explain something to you. 258 00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:32,976 You have aligned yourself with a secretive organization 259 00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:34,586 with many, many traditions 260 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,146 we are not proud of. 261 00:12:37,148 --> 00:12:38,923 I know. You're Catholic. 262 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,407 You do not know. 263 00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:43,653 You have joined "this thing of ours." 264 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,787 What thing of yours? 265 00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,097 You know the thing. 266 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,099 I don't know the thing. You people are less direct 267 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,509 than a corkscrew. 268 00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:50,843 What the... 269 00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:53,179 No. Whackery? 270 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,848 Well, as I told the people at Equinox health clubs, 271 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:58,109 no matter what I signed, I want out. 272 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,020 Oh! 273 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,858 I'm afraid from our association 274 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:09,120 there is only one way out. 275 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,606 Just checking... Uh, what floor are we on? 276 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,775 First. 277 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:16,443 I'll pay for the window! 278 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:20,206 So, for safety, I sent my boys to their grandpawpaw. 279 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,526 And thank You, Lord, for the macaroni and the cheese. 280 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:26,195 And God bless the little strings on our bananas. 281 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:27,621 Oh, man, oh, man. 282 00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:30,883 How did my family tree get such square roots? 283 00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:34,020 But as for me, I'm gonna tough this out at home. 284 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,992 Okay. Time for plan B: 285 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,702 asylum at the Church. 286 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,907 Oh, dear God. 287 00:13:54,909 --> 00:13:56,726 Papa just got himself 288 00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,485 a new set of trains. 289 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,098 All right. Let's see what we've got here. 290 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,416 I-I don't know, Lou. 291 00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:23,027 That yellow tape clearly says, "do not cross." 292 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,196 Uh, that doesn't apply to cops, Chief. 293 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,283 I just want to know where the hell is Ned Flanders. 294 00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,599 Now, Flanders, in the spirit of neighborliness, 295 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:39,785 you can hide in our garage until, uh... 296 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,212 how does Thursday sound? 297 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,365 - Today's Thursday. - You're welcome. 298 00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:48,945 Poor Ned. At least my kids are safe. Sort of. 299 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:51,631 — Oh, yeah. - Mmm. 300 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,449 So, tough day at work? 301 00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:54,559 No chitchat. 302 00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,063 Where is he? 303 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,399 - Where is who? - You know who. 304 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,459 I'm just a stupid nobody who doesn't have any Flanders. 305 00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,795 I mean answers. I mean answers about Flanders. 306 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,277 You can't choke me from behind if I'm standing in front of you. 307 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,328 Ooh. 308 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:15,321 Oh. 309 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:17,081 My friend, if you know something 310 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,641 and withhold from us, 311 00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:21,068 it will not go well. 312 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,403 Mmm. 313 00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:25,665 What he means is... Oh, crap, 314 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,300 my fingernails are too sharp! 315 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:29,669 Aah! I can't see! 316 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,264 Oh, you did good, Homer. 317 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,434 You didn't stop them, but you made them very mad. 318 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,591 We got him now as long as he don't look back. 319 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:47,520 With that fat neck? Fuhgeddaboudit. 320 00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,969 Oh, how many dinners can this guy have? 321 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,137 He eats more than Frankie Eats Too Much. 322 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,473 Our nicknames... They're so judgmental. 323 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:35,142 Oh. Oh, God. Oh God. Where's Ned? 324 00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:36,719 I don't know. I came back 325 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:39,313 to bring him fresh towels and he disappeared. 326 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:41,165 He wouldn't just leave without drying himself off. 327 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,409 He wouldn't! 328 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,061 No Flanders! 329 00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,730 And who knew fatso had such a hot wife. 330 00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,232 Eh, it's a sitcom thing. 331 00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:51,567 King of Queens, Fred Flintstone, 332 00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:52,844 Timmy and Lassie. 333 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,328 Such a beautiful dog. 334 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:58,057 Where the hell would Flanders go? 335 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,348 Well, this would be a good time for a prayer. 336 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,609 Let's see. 337 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,929 May I suggest a prayer from the Klingon Language Bible? 338 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,026 Even I think this is idiotic. 339 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,628 Eh, good luck. 340 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,128 Why are you here? 341 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:40,058 Because, deep down, I believe you are a good man, Fat Tony. 342 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,209 The... Well, that's not your Christian name. 343 00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:44,395 Let me call you... Anthony. 344 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,046 Anthony. 345 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:48,307 Mama used to call me that. 346 00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,217 Mm-hmm. And a man who loves his mother 347 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,570 as much as you do can't be all bad. 348 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,389 Mommy. 349 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,242 And someone who bought that much band candy 350 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,894 must have a very soft heart. 351 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,580 Maybe I like candy. 352 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,989 You are right. 353 00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:07,159 I'm hard on the outside and soft on the inside. 354 00:18:07,161 --> 00:18:10,329 Like the world's most murderous cannoli. 355 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:13,424 Knew it. Repeat after me: I believe in God. 356 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,760 I believe in God. 357 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,336 The creator almighty. 358 00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,079 The creator almighty. 359 00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:21,599 Maker of Heaven and Earth. 360 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,326 Maker of Heaven and Earth! 361 00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:25,344 And so on and so forth! 362 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,734 Now, take my hand in loving friendship. 363 00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,262 Okay, kill him. 364 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,097 - What? - I'm sorry, Ned. 365 00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:39,358 But this is the business we've chosen. 366 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,543 Although you were tricked into it. 367 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:42,695 That's on me. 368 00:18:42,697 --> 00:18:45,181 Any last requests? 369 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,791 Eh, just one. 370 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,126 Can I remove my mustache? 371 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,045 I... I want to be clean-shaven for the Lord. 372 00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,359 He's wearin' a wire! Aah! 373 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,861 I told you to pat down his schnozz! 374 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:10,297 This whole time, you've been working for the G. 375 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,816 Not the whole time. 376 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,225 But once a certain young lady 377 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,319 pulled the wool from my eyes... 378 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:18,823 - I'd like to be a snitch. - Okay. 379 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,716 But if things go south and we have to pull you out, 380 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,477 you're gonna wind up Mr. John Smith in Utah. 381 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:25,830 Oh, that's a dream I've always had. 382 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,166 I loved you, man. 383 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,525 You didn't even remember my birthday. 384 00:19:30,527 --> 00:19:31,744 I sent you a card. 385 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:34,005 Belatedly. 386 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,236 - Flanders. - Simpson. 387 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:42,071 I'm proud of you, man. 388 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,756 I can't believe someone in this town 389 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,666 finally put that guy in jail. 390 00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,426 - Yeah. - What's wrong? 391 00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:49,336 Well, I miss 'em a little. 392 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,747 That guy can really kiss. 393 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:55,059 Stupid Flanders, you're a brave man. 394 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,177 I'm nothing special. 395 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,680 I take my shower in the dark just like anybody else. 396 00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:16,863 I can't believe it. Pushin' books. And they're all Y.A. 397 00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:18,441 The Fault in Our Stars. 398 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:20,943 Only one person dies and they don't even get whacked. 399 00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:23,221 I did like Divergent. Lot of people get whacked. 400 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,449 This is gonna be one long 15-to-life. 401 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:32,104 Idiota! 402 00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:22,697 Shh! 403 00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:24,721 >>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 404 00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:35,305 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/bwfsv Help other users to choose the best subtitles