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Marge is making chili?

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Con carne?

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Dinner for breakfast.

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She finally looked
at the suggestion box!

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Aw. Aw. Aw!

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Marge, where's the
smells I smelled?

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This chili was for poor Ned,

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after he broke his
arm falling off our roof

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when he went up there
to get your baseball hat.

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Do you know how
much I paid for that hat?

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Ned can't cook for a few weeks,

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so I've started a
meal train for him.

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"Meal train"?

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Homer! A meal train is
when family and friends

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set up a schedule to
bring homemade dishes

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to people in need.

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Hmm. Coming up
with a fake injury

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to get obscene amounts
of free food, you say?

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No, I don't say!

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- Hmm. Hmm.
- And stop stroking your chin like that.

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Poor Barney, so sorry to
hear about your treadmill injury.

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Yeah, it's my fault for
being so addicted to cardio.

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Well, my chicken enchiladas,

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which aren't from
the freezer aisle,

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should ease your suffering
as only homemade can.

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Bless you, ladies.

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Let the healing begin.

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Remember, Moe,
tomorrow you've got

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"foot shredded in
garbage disposal."

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Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be
swimming in sympathy meatballs.

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This scam is genius.

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Yeah, people like doing charity,

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but they love posting about it.

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We are wretched.

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Uh, guys, this has been fun,

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but, uh, bowling
season starts in a week.

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I didn't think this was
physically possible,

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but we're not even
in bowling shape.

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I'm jumping off this meal train.

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You will be missed.

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Mm-hmm.

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Haven't
needed a belt in a while.

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Well, big old mystery
buckle, it's been a long time.

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Yeah!

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Ah...

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Look, I'm just here

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for my friend's kid's
birthday party, okay?

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And you're telling me
that I have to put on

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other people's funky shoes?

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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

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That spray he
uses... super toxic.

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Some might say in-toxic-ating.

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So, Carl, you're good with
wearing pre-stank rental shoes?

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Oh, no, I own these babies.

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Also, my work shoes,
my Crocs, orthotic inserts,

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pretty much all my footwear,
own 'em all, free and clear.

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Ooh, fancy.

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You know, you're kind of sweet,

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in a super chatty,
shoe-splainy kind of way.

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I'm Naima.

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Whoa, now, that is
some serious belly bling.

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Oh, this? I needed
something to hold up my pants,

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Belt.

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Thank you for walking
me through that.

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So, Carl, maybe
I'll see you around.

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W-Wait!

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Give me a chance to show you

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why bowling is America's
slowest-dying indoor sport.

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I'll even get Franco here to
unbox a new pair of Lane Janes.

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Well, it's a good thing you
are cuter than these shoes.

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Come on, let me
show you my world.

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Oh.

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Could I see you again?

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Um, how about Friday?

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Ooh, we could have
dinner at this place I know,

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'cause I own it...

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The SoulHouse.

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My nephew just
made this commercial.

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There's a 14-minute
version on his Soundcloud.

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It's really explicit.

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Then I'll meet you at SoulHouse.

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Where's it at?

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It's on our side of town.

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Between the Jazz Hole and
the First Springfield AME Church.

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Yeah, of course.

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Our side. I mean,
where else would it be?

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Uh, guys, I just met the one.

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The one person here willing
to go out on a date with me.

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Wow, way to go.

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Someone's not gonna die alone.

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So that's why you abandoned us

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and made us lose to the
worst team in the league.

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Good game.

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Bitches.

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Wow, that is the most
sexually graphic song

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about collard greens
I've ever heard.

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Yeah, Naima's really something.

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Business degree from
Howard University,

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sings in a gospel choir,

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and she's in a
Salt-N-Pepa cover band

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called "Pepa-N-Pepa." Oh, man.

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What if she doesn't think
I'm, you know, "Pepa" enough?

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Oh, I get it, like Peppa Pig.

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Never mind.

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How about a haircut to
boost your confidence?

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I got the clippers
set to "Carl."

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Nope.

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I think this time I'm
gonna switch it up a bit.

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If I'm going to make
the right impression,

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I need to go somewhere
I've never gone before:

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our side of town.

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So, which one of these is you?

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I have no idea.

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Got it. "The Identity
Crisis," number seven.

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Thank you, sir. High-top fade.

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Tight on the sides. Line it up.

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Bartholomew, my man.

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You are a regular here?

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No one gets it
right like Clarence.

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Wow, look at all these
great bald guy options.

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I think my head could rock
the Michael Jordan on the top,

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but around the sides...
got to be the Ving Rhames.

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I can't decide.

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Which haircut would this
beautiful woman want to kiss?

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You think I can pull
off "The Denzel?"

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What you need to pull off is

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that country junkyard hubcap
holding up your Dockers.

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Yeah, why don't
you put that buckle

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back on that manhole
you stole it from?

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Who knew there was so much
ribbing at a Black barbershop?

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Hmm?

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Hmm...

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What about this
old-school Kangol?

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Dare I Samuel Jackson
my new Denzel?

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What's my look? I
don't know. I don't know!

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Carl, look, you can tell me.

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Is there something going on
that you need to talk about?

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No.

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Oh, thank God!

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But if I was going through

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a deep questioning
of my inner self,

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do you think I could fix
it with different clothes?

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Oh, for sure.

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I mean, I was a lost soul

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before I found this white
shirt and blue pants.

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Let's find the outfit that'll
make Naima look at me

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the way that Marge looks at you.

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Worried?

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Blindly in love.

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Who said you could do

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a dressing room
montage in my store?

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If you're not gonna
buy anything,

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then get your
yacht-rock-listening corny asses

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back to Starbucks.

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Oh, come on, you
got to help my friend.

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He needs a new look by tonight.

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Huh. What's a square like
you doing with an oval like that?

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I get it, the buckle's not cool.

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Every time I wear
it I get razzed.

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Savagely razzed.

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Tell you what, you
trade me that buckle,

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I'll take all this wrong
and make it right.

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Naima's worth it.

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Now, can you make me look
real? You know, authentic.

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Yeah, I got the perfect outfit.

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Naima, this place is amazing!

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- When did you open?
- Um, 75 years ago.

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My great-grandparents started
out selling gumbo off of a cart.

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They gave free
samples out to the kids,

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you know, just poured it
right into their cupped hands.

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That cart, it became my
favorite table in the house.

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Wow, that's a lot of history,

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and, uh, ancestors, and, uh...

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flavor.

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So, tell me about you.

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You know, like, what are
you into besides bowling?

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Don't talk about
Moe's. Don't talk about Moe's.

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- Lenny!
- Who's Lenny?

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Ah, just my friend from Moe's.

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Oh, that's cool.

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I see you're into
the Black Panthers.

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Oh, yeah. Totally.
Wakanda Forever.

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No, Huey P. Newton,
the guy that's on your shirt.

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Oh, right. Him.

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My man, Old Huey P.

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1942 to 1989. Early
life and education...

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Are you
googling him under the table?

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No, I was, uh, just
looking at this dope kale.

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Those are collard greens.

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Right. I love all
the urban veggies.

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Urban veggies?

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Okay. You embarrassing
yourself right now.

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Look, I'm sorry.

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I'm new to all this.

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New to being Black?

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Yes! I mean, no.

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I mean, I'm just trying to
be more convincing at it.

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I got the Denzel, I'm wearing
second-hand leather underwear,

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and I'm doused in
Michael Jordan cologne

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and Michael B.
Jordan aftershave.

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Ooh, wow. Okay, there's
a lot to unpack there.

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Look, I liked the guy that
I met at the bowling alley,

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and I wanted to get
to know him better,

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but I don't see how
that's gonna happen

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'cause you don't know you.

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So take my advice...
It's time to figure that out.

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I'll have them wrap
up your oxtails to go.

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I was eating what?

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Back early, eh? You
know what they say,

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"The shorter the date,
the more it went great."

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No! It was terrible.

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All she wanted to know
about was the real me.

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You mean self-reflection?
Who does that?

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Yeah, whoa, whoa,
whoa, trust the sign.

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Mm-hmm.

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I think I know what
she was getting at, but...

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See, it's got to do with...

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Nah, never mind.

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You guys wouldn't understand.

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Sure we would.
We're your best friends.

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We pee in the same
trough together.

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We've melted so much ice.

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Just say what you need
to say, eh? We got this.

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I'm confused about
my racial identity!

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Hey, I know avoidance
slurps when I hear 'em.

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No, we're perfectly
comfortable talking about...

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Race.

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I mean, I can talk about

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Race...

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all day.

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Oh, me, personally,

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I don't even see...
Color.

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Look, being adopted and
raised by white folks from Iceland,

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I've always felt
like an outsider...

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Not Icelandic enough,
not Black enough.

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I mean, hey, sure,
I'm barfly enough,

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but that's not enough.

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Hey, barflies have a rich
and storied...

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I don't know anything
about my roots!

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That stupid old rodeo belt
buckle was the only thing

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I ever got from
my birth parents.

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The buckle?

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But you gave that away.

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I know! It-it was a panic swap!

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I thought I could get rid of
this sucky feeling of emptiness,

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but now it's worse than ever.

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If I'm ever going to be with
someone as great as Naima,

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then I need to
find out who I am.

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And for the first
time in my life,

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the answer isn't in this bar.

252
00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:22,358
Carl's never been away
from Moe's this long.

253
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,635
He missed Public
Domain Karaoke Night.

254
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,805
How could I sing "Toot,
Toot, Tootsie, Goodbye!"

255
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,139
without my duet partner?

256
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,477
Well, Carl did open up to
you about some big issues.

257
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,794
Just his identity.

258
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:36,055
My book club book says
it's important to look at

259
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,965
the discomfort you
felt as an opportunity

260
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:42,395
to "explore your
unacknowledged privilege."

261
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:43,396
Oh, buzz words.

262
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:45,731
Have you even called him?

263
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,158
What am I supposed to say?

264
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,053
Let's start with what
you're not supposed to say.

265
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:52,055
- "My feelings matter, too."
- Said that.

266
00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:53,367
- "Slavery was a long time ago."
- Thought that.

267
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:56,242
- "But I love Eddie Murphy."
- Lenny tweeted that.

268
00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:58,152
I just want things
to be normal again.

269
00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:00,396
Oh, that's on the list.

270
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:02,156
Doesn't the book
have any suggestions

271
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,583
for what I should do?

272
00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,735
Hmm. Not to
gesture, not to quote,

273
00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:09,163
not to laugh too hard at,
not to think, not to wear,

274
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,724
not to wear on Halloween,
not to sing along to in the car.

275
00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,429
Look, Homer. I know you.

276
00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:18,356
You're never going
to say the right thing,

277
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,359
but that doesn't mean
you should stop trying.

278
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:33,262
Lenny, are you sure you're okay

279
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,931
with selling your
vintage suspenders

280
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,690
to buy back Carl's buckle?

281
00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:38,020
Well, the doctor says
I should take a break

282
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,028
because of the shoulder
grooves and nipple abrasions.

283
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,364
You guys had the
same idea as me.

284
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:46,718
You're the best friends a guy
with no sense of self can have!

285
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,961
We're gonna get
that buckle back.

286
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,204
I already sold that buckle.

287
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,614
Aw. Who bought it?

288
00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:54,117
I don't know. Some
white guy who talks funny.

289
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:57,787
Oh, that could be any of
the weirdos in this town.

290
00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,063
- Crinkle me kilt!
- Avast!

291
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,290
Zounds, Horatio.

292
00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,960
Damn, this place
gentrified fast.

293
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:05,403
Look, I don't know
who bought your buckle.

294
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,629
All I know is I call
him the Rich Texan

295
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:09,799
on account of him
being a rich Texan.

296
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:12,860
I love buckles. Yeehaw!

297
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,158
While that's doing
its thing, let's talk.

298
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,661
My buckle shows a
cowboy wrestling a bull

299
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,755
and kind of... kissing it?

300
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,240
Oh, that one? Ain't no smooch.

301
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,742
He's biting its
lip. Bulldogging.

302
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:30,244
I already flipped it.

303
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,412
Aw! You sold it?

304
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:35,749
To a pal of mine who's
a real buckle-head.

305
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,677
He said it had a heapin' helpin'

306
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,604
of historical heritage.

307
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,331
Do you think the guy who bought
it could help me find my roots?

308
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,193
Hmm. Well, it's a long shot.

309
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:50,114
Fellas, meet the host
of Finding Your Roots,

310
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,675
Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

311
00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:55,453
Dr. Gates, you're
a national treasure.

312
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,105
Please, at best I'm
a regional treasure.

313
00:15:58,107 --> 00:16:01,108
That buckle is a stunning
piece of American history.

314
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,461
What's your connection to it?

315
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,037
Well, all I know is that
after my parents died,

316
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,206
it was in my bassinet
when I was dropped off

317
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,282
at the orphanage.

318
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,452
Other than that, my
heritage is a blank slate.

319
00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,197
Solving this kind of
life-defining, soul-affirming

320
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,957
historical riddle is the
reason I created this show.

321
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,368
Tell my next guest he's bumped.

322
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:22,555
Ah, it's probably for the best.

323
00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:24,056
Finding Your Roots.

324
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:25,875
With Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

325
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:28,987
Carl, when you look at this
buckle, what do you feel?

326
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,656
I just want to
know... what gives?

327
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,899
Today, you'll hear
the story that answers

328
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:37,161
"what gives?"

329
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,833
What got you started on
this journey of discovery?

330
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,151
An amazing woman I met.

331
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,487
Hey, the most awkward
guy I ever dated is on TV.

332
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:49,582
Ooh, come on,
mention the restaurant.

333
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:51,567
I felt like such a fool

334
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:54,237
as I left with my takeout
bag from SoulHouse.

335
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:56,830
He said
it! Ooh, he said it.

336
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,407
Let me introduce you to Ellis.

337
00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:01,001
Ellis! I bet I'm related to him.

338
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,836
I wasn't supposed
to say that yet, was I?

339
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,671
Just act surprised later.

340
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:05,931
Turn the page.

341
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,842
From this pre-Civil War
document, we know that

342
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:11,604
your fourth great-grandfather
was born into slavery

343
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,756
on a ranch in Texas.

344
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:17,684
On what would become
the first Juneteenth in 1865,

345
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:20,112
Ellis got word that the
Emancipation Proclamation

346
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,188
had freed the slaves

347
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,857
two years earlier.

348
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:25,601
Angry and determined,

349
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,436
he leapt onto the wildest
stallion on the ranch

350
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:28,695
and held on for dear life.

351
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,865
Three days later,
and two states over,

352
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,442
that stallion was broken.

353
00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,795
But Ellis, who'd
been born a slave,

354
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,221
was not only free,

355
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,965
now he was a cowboy.

356
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,951
Really? I come from cowboys?

357
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:46,455
My friend, you
come from a long line of cowboys,

358
00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:49,141
right up to Wyatt, your father.

359
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:50,976
That's my dad.

360
00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:54,906
And here he is at the
Okmulgee Oklahoma Rodeo.

361
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:01,487
20 seconds! Unbelievable ride!

362
00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:03,564
What are you gonna do
with your grand prize buckle?

363
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:07,418
Use it to hold up my Wranglers.

364
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,404
But then I'm going
to pass it on to my kin.

365
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,257
Folks don't always
see us as cowboys,

366
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,594
but when my boy wears
this blue-ribbon belly-badge,

367
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,264
he'll know bull
riding's in his blood.

368
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,226
I finally know who I am.

369
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,757
I'm a Black cowboy.

370
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:31,925
Uh, that's great, Carl,

371
00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:35,596
but does that mean you're
qualified to be doing this?

372
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,951
Yeah, what the
hell are you doing?

373
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,435
What I was born to do.

374
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:44,013
Get killed by a
2,000-pound super cow?

375
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:46,866
Guys, don't worry,
I got the buckle.

376
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,351
Uh...

377
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,777
Doctor, can't you do something?

378
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,446
Sorry, I see this a lot.

379
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:55,299
Once, I had to pull Laurence
Fishburne out of a jet cockpit

380
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,160
after he found out
his great-uncle was

381
00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:00,029
a Tuskegee Airman.

382
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:02,031
Naima, you came!

383
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,625
Yeah, I got your suicidal Evite.

384
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:07,961
Carl, don't do this.

385
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:09,963
You don't need to
prove anything to me.

386
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:12,708
No, I need to
prove it to myself.

387
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,044
Bull riding is in my blood.

388
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,562
That is not how blood works!

389
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:19,824
Now, get off of that monster
before I come over there.

390
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,154
Oh, my God.

391
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:35,898
Genealogy can be a wild ride.

392
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,994
I did it!

393
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:44,407
- I'm a cowboy!
- That was crazy.

394
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:48,093
Carl, you held on for
three whole seconds.

395
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:51,022
Cowboy Carl!

396
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,433
Uh, is it supposed to do that?

397
00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:55,860
Don't worry, I'll fix that.

398
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,030
My great-great-grandfather
was a doctor in the Civil War.

399
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,847
Get the hell out of here.

400
00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:03,592
One in four cowboys who
settled the Old West was Black.

401
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,852
Oh, and you
know the Lone Ranger?

402
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,764
No, I'm a young person.

403
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:11,876
Well, he was based on a real
guy, Lawman Bass Reeves.

404
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,362
Maybe it's that you took my
advice and explored your past,

405
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:18,365
or maybe I just like a man
who does what I tell him,

406
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:21,702
but I feel very close
to you right now.

407
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,462
Me, too.

408
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:24,555
Oh, and thanks for the
O-positive, by the way.

409
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,875
So, does this make
me a cowboy, too?

410
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:30,803
That's not how blood works.

411
00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:33,213
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