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Attention, shoppers,
a mother's love is forever,

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but Mother's Love rat poison

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is only on sale till the end of the day.

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Aw.

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Mommy! I was waiting by the window.

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Can I carry the bag with the milks?

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I'm really strong.

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I drew you picture.

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Yes, she did.

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She drew it in pudding.

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Oh. Pretty.

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But we should clean that up.

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No!

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- No, no, no!
- Fine, fine, fine.

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- Pudding mommy can stay.
- No kill pudding mommy!

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You should've seen when I
ate part of ketchup daddy.

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No!

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Look what I got.

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Oh, I love you, love you, love you.

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Oh, let's play bubbles now.

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This is a perfect moment.

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Marge, what's wrong?

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It... it's slipping away.

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You need to stop that.

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W-What did you say?

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Bart!

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- Whee! I'm flying!
- Ah!

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Bart! Bart! W-What is happening?

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No!

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Oh, no. He popped.

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No, no! Don't sue me, Dracula!

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Did you say something?

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Oh, I-I was dreaming about
those bubble parties

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we used to have with the kids.

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But I was so sad.

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Why were you sad?

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Because I knew it was gonna end.

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I get it. That's why, for me,

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the last foot of a
six-foot party sub is...

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bittersweet.

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Honey, you're drenched!

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It's bubble juice.

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Oh, honey, you don't look so good.

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I mean, I think you look great,

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but someone else, say, a doctor,

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might be alarmed at your pale skin

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that is both hot and cold.

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Why did we eat at Tuesday
o'fridayhan's last night?

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I had three glasses of froz-sé.

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And a couple froz-oody Marys.

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We got pretty hammered.

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Ugh. And then we bought hot dogs

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from that sketchy street vendor.

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Oh, but they smelled so good.

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- Wrapped in bacon...
- Hmm?

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sizzling in that hubcap...

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Oh.

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- Ugh.
- Homer, don't listen.

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We have to keep the...

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romance alive!

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I wonder why you didn't get sick.

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The clinical term is:
I'm all throwed up.

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Should we call Dr. Hibbert?

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No, no, I-I'm good now, it's all gone.

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All better.

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Ooh, bounce-a-thon is tomorrow.

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I don't think you're gonna make it.

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I'll call the school in the morning.

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I have to go.

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I volunteered for three jobs

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on pta-martyr.com.

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Frickin' pta-martyr.com.

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Where is he?

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Peek-a-boo!

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Oh.

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Where is he?

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Where's my special little guy?

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Bart? Where are you?

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Don't let go.

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- Hmm?

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It's okay.

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Your coat.

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Bart?

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Can somebody help me?

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I've lost my little boy.

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Bart!

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Oh no. I was just about to beat

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these mutant houseflies at tennis.

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What do you want?

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I've lost my-my little boy.

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You know this is a dream, right?

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Bee-eer-err.

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Well, that would explain a lot.

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Yeah, in the waking world,

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I'm not great at didgeridoo.

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Is this one of those dreams

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where you know you're dreaming?

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There's a name for it,
somebody once told me...

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I'm the one who told you.

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That's right.

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I'm your inner Lisa.

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I remember everything
Lisa ever said to you.

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Exactly the way you heard it.

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Really?
So you can tell me what Lisa said

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about dreaming when you
know you're dreaming?

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Yep. It's a scientifical concept called
"Lucy dreaming."

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It was invented by sleep doctors
from a country somewhere.

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Wow. She's as smart as old Sheldon.

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Since this is your Lucy dream,

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you control everything that happens.

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So I'm the one making Homer an otter?

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Yes. He appears in many
forms in your dreams.

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Dad's an otter because yesterday

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he was lying in a kiddie pool,

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eating nachos off his belly.

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It's a table that's always with me.

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Sometimes Dad's a clown,

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sometimes a potato,

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sometimes a clown-potato.

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And sometimes,
he's both of the Property Brothers.

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- Why am I these guys?
- Why am I these guys?

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Never mind, I know why.

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But why am I having
nightmares about Bart?

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Did something happen?

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How do I look at recent memories?

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It's your Lucy dream, you decide.

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Oh. So I can decide that all
my thoughts from yesterday

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are stored in, I don't know, the oven?

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Sure, why not?

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Hmm.

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- Hmm. Here we go.

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Mom! Come quick!

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Whoa!

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I'm here. I'm here, Bart. What happened?

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- Splinter.
- Oh. That's it?

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It's kind of bleeding.

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Maybe not.

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When did your hands get so big?

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They're bigger than mine.

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I dunno. Maybe I got freaky-big hands.

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Tweeze, please.

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I guess it's been a while
since we held hands.

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Ew. Did you get it?

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- Hmm.
- Thanks.

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So that's why you're having nightmares.

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Bart is super rude
and full of splinters.

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Maybe. Or maybe I'm just
sick off hubcap hotdogs.

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Why would awake-me eat those?

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That doesn't seem like awake-me.

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After enough booze slushies,
you think you can do anything.

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I challenged the valet
to an arm wrestle,

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but he turned out to be just a sign.

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Why was I drinking frozen wine

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in a casual dining chain restaurant

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on a school night?

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I dunno.
After our meeting with Bart's teacher,

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you said you needed a drink.

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Hmm.

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- Hmm...

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Whoa!

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Look, whatever Bart did,

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we'll pay to have it cleaned or replaced

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or for its therapy or...

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Bart hasn't done anything.

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I'm meeting with all the parents.

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Even the normal kids. Oh!

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Bart is normal.

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I-I mean, we don't say normal anymore,
I mean...

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I-I'm talking to all the parents.

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You're not special.
I-I mean, you are, but...

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What did you want to talk about?

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As you know, bounce-a-thon means

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we're getting close
to the end of the year.

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So it's a good time to talk about

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the transition to fifth grade.

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You know, last year of elementary school

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and then it's on to
middle school and then...

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Middle school?

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Then everything changes:

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Girls, acne, drugs, body odor.

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Listen, I've taught fifth grade.

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Please buy your fifth-grader deodorant.

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Like, real deodorant,
not the "natural" stuff.

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They may look like children,
but they smell...

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like nervous cab-drivers.

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The point is: don't freak out.

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Okay. About what?

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Well, some parents start thinking,

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"Oh no.
This is the end of my kid's childhood."

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But fifth grade isn't the end
of Bart's childhood, right?

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I mean, technically,
it is the last year of it.

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Did you find out what happened to Bart?

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It's what's going to happen.

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He's going to grow up.

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Mm.

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Damn kid.

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It was such a strange dream.

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Bart was four

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and he was so adorable.

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I'd almost forgotten there was a time

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when Bart was the sweet one,

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and Lisa was the difficult one.

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Uh, to be fair...

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I'm only 18 months old,

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so to be going through
my terrible twos now

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is actually pretty advanced.

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Crap, I'm still dreaming!

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Bounce-a-thon!

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I'm coming, too!

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- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?

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I thought I heard you barfing.

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No, that wasn't barfing.

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That was... loud, sloshy burps...

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- Ugh.
- I signed up for snack,

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so I have to make marshmallow trea...

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I can do this.
Just have to melt some margari...

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Don't worry. Super-Dad is already

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making the marshmallow treats.

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Which krispies did you use?
Rice or cocoa?

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I'm making my own.
The rice is krispying as we speak.

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Oh, it smells like you've burnt it!

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No problem, I'll moisten it
with the last of the eggnog.

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I'm throwing up stuff I ate years ago.

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I think I saw wedding cake.

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You really should stay home.

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Oh, maybe you're right.

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This will be the first
bounce-a-thon I've ever missed.

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Oh, missing stuff is the greatest.

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When I do stuff,

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I have a fear of missing
out on missing out.

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You know: Fo-moo-mo.

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Homer, listen,
you have to do this for me.

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Take a picture of each kid

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giving a thumbs-up at the finish line.

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It's for my scrapbook.

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I've already made windows
for each school year.

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Bart, thumbs-up slowly past Daddy.

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Give him time to focus.

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Mom,
there's no easy way to tell you this,

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so I'm just gonna say it.

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At school, I'm becoming known
for taking cutting-edge,

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no-holds-barred comedy photos.

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It's true.

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I've heard fifth graders say so.

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So, w-what are you saying?

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There's no way I can do a
thumbs-up at bounce-a-thon.

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- What?
- It will ruin the brand

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I've been building since picture day.

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My fans expect me to
top inside-out eyelids

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and scotch tape nose.

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You don't understand
the pressure I'm under.

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But this is for the bounce-a-thon album.

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So you'll always remember bounce-a-thon.

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But I don't even like bounce-a-thon.

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I'm making fun of bounce-a-thon.

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What?

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None of us kids like bounce-a-thon.

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It's not very cool.

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Well, you thought it was cool last year.

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Bart, just one thumbs-up, please?

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I'm sorry, but no.

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Crazy pictures is my thing now.

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You should respect that this
is just how I am this year.

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00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:11,406
Bart, you sound so mature and grown up.

267
00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,115
I hate that.

268
00:11:21,992 --> 00:11:23,115
Run!

269
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,656
Something's coming!

270
00:11:27,491 --> 00:11:29,990
This is silly. I don't need symbolism.

271
00:11:29,992 --> 00:11:31,531
I know what I'm afraid of.

272
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:34,115
And it's not a bear. Sorry.

273
00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:39,323
It's not a nightmare.

274
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:40,656
It's reality.

275
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,157
Bart's growing up.

276
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,198
I should've treasured every time

277
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,448
he held my hand because...

278
00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,990
I don't remember when he stopped.

279
00:11:48,992 --> 00:11:52,323
The poet Kahlil Gibran once said:

280
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,698
Parents are bows...

281
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,948
Like bow-and-arrow bows?

282
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:02,990
from which children are
shot forth as an arrow-thingy.

283
00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:05,364
The bow doesn't feel sad when it sees

284
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,948
how far and true the arrow flies.

285
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,948
Well, the bow feels a little sad.

286
00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:12,907
The bow doesn't want to lose touch

287
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:16,698
and the arrow has never been
great about answering texts.

288
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:19,615
But even after Bart grows up,

289
00:12:19,617 --> 00:12:21,531
you'll still have Lisa and Maggie...

290
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,948
Oh, my God. Lisa and Maggie!

291
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,448
It's going to happen with all of them!

292
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:28,531
Oops.

293
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,115
Bart is just the beginning.

294
00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:36,990
One by one...

295
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:39,782
all my babies

296
00:12:39,783 --> 00:12:41,115
will leave the nest.

297
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,865
I'm going to lose all of them.

298
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,656
Honey,
we mustn't break awake-you's brain.

299
00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:00,907
Remember those commercials
where they show you

300
00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:02,489
what depression is like?

301
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,073
A raincloud follows you everywhere,

302
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,990
you get sucked into sofas,

303
00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:08,448
and when it gets really bad,

304
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:11,115
your wind-up monkey stops clapping.

305
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:14,907
Look! Look, Bart's at a playground!

306
00:13:14,909 --> 00:13:16,489
Bart! Bart! They have your favorite

307
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,448
back-and-forth riding-thingy!

308
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:21,531
The duck, Bart! Ride the duck!

309
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,823
Bart!

310
00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:27,281
No!

311
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:33,239
Okay, maybe I am being
a teensy bit negative.

312
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,740
Okay.

313
00:13:39,742 --> 00:13:41,531
A little brain-hurricane.

314
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:45,656
My time as a mom will
eventually come to an end.

315
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:49,698
I'll have to fill my days with
a bunch of stupid hobbies.

316
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,740
I don't want an Etsy storefront!

317
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:54,489
It's not happening now.

318
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:57,073
So it's silly to be sad about it now.

319
00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:59,698
It's like going to work on time.

320
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,865
There's no point.

321
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:03,656
I want to show you something.

322
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,239
Whoa!

323
00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:13,073
I'm coming, too.

324
00:14:13,075 --> 00:14:14,323
- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?

325
00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:15,948
I thought I heard you barfing.

326
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,239
Freeze it right there.

327
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:21,573
Now, watch it again
but this time look over...

328
00:14:21,575 --> 00:14:22,687
here.

329
00:14:24,617 --> 00:14:25,865
I'm coming, too.

330
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:26,923
- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?

331
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:35,865
- Ha!
- She's rehearsing her thumbs-up.

332
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:36,990
Oh.

333
00:14:36,992 --> 00:14:38,323
Oh, I was so sad

334
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:40,239
that Bart had outgrown
the bounce-a-thon,

335
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:43,865
I couldn't see that my
sweet Lisa still loves it.

336
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,032
For now.

337
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,281
Next year,
she'll probably turn on it, too.

338
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,531
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you

339
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,740
to get out of the dark place, please.

340
00:14:50,742 --> 00:14:54,698
You're right.
Bounce-a-thon still means a lot to Lisa.

341
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:58,197
So, what are you...
like, my feelings police?

342
00:14:58,199 --> 00:15:01,114
No, I'm pretty sure I'm here
because, deep down,

343
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,489
you're attracted to me.

344
00:15:02,491 --> 00:15:05,156
The uniform, the low center of gravity,

345
00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:07,698
my thick, syrupy voice.

346
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,323
I don't think so.

347
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,990
If anything, I'm into Eddie.

348
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:13,615
Yeah, he's a beautiful man.

349
00:15:13,617 --> 00:15:18,032
I love that Lisa was so happy
I was gonna be there.

350
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,948
I should be there for her.

351
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,114
I've got to get to the bounce-a-thon

352
00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,573
before Lisa's childhood slips away.

353
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,656
How can I wake myself up?

354
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,531
Oh. Well, this'll do it.

355
00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:36,531
Okay, looking good, feeling good.

356
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:42,281
Even better now.

357
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,740
I'll be there, Lisa, I won't miss it.

358
00:15:45,742 --> 00:15:47,615
Or a pickle and egg sandwich

359
00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:50,573
from Joey Mayonnaise's
sandwich creamery!

360
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,406
Where the hospitality is
as warm as the mayonnai...

361
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,781
Okay, I ruined the car.

362
00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:03,573
But mommy's s-still coming, Lisa.

363
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,031
Okay, here we go.

364
00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:11,573
Oh, I got to sign up. Okay. Username?

365
00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:13,573
Uh, bounce-mom.

366
00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:15,448
Taken. Fine.

367
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,323
Uh, barf-mom.

368
00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:18,865
Taken? Really?

369
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,948
Borf-mom.

370
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,197
What? Oh, come on.

371
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,781
Marge.

372
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,615
Oh, that worked.

373
00:16:39,909 --> 00:16:41,448
Ah!

374
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,072
I'm here, Lisa.

375
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:48,281
I promised to wear this, uh,
humorous wig for bounce-a-thon

376
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,698
if we had 30 lice-free days and,
uh, well,

377
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,489
we had 29,
but I'm just going to assume that today

378
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:54,781
is going to go well.

379
00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:56,907
And on the bounce track right now,

380
00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:58,823
the second grade.

381
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:01,072
That's Lisa's class.

382
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:05,781
Excuse me, excuse me. Let me through.

383
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,907
I'm here to support my child.

384
00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:10,281
Yeah, well, guess what, Princess blue,

385
00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:13,072
we're all here to support our kids.

386
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,989
So stick that in your
g-string and make change.

387
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,947
I'm sorry, I'm very,
very sick and I just...

388
00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:21,197
Sick? W-What kind of sick?

389
00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:23,823
I don't know. Some kind of, um,

390
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,573
I don't know, pox or plague.

391
00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:34,781
Oh, no. Food smells.

392
00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,615
It's okay, I'll just hold my breath.

393
00:17:44,825 --> 00:17:47,947
Must... get... picture.

394
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,573
Mrs. Simpson?

395
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,114
D-Did I get the picture?

396
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:05,156
I took a photo after I passed out?

397
00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:09,156
Yeah, we had to pry
the phone from your hand.

398
00:18:09,158 --> 00:18:11,448
I've been kind of a wreck
since our meeting.

399
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:14,864
You know, when you said
Bart's childhood is over?

400
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,698
I did not say that.
I would never say that.

401
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,156
Bart's childhood isn't over.

402
00:18:21,158 --> 00:18:23,864
I did notice that you got very quiet

403
00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:26,072
after I mentioned middle school.

404
00:18:26,074 --> 00:18:28,072
You didn't say anything else.

405
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,448
Except to ask about happy
hour at Tuesday O'Fridayhan's.

406
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,489
Wait, you didn't say
he was heading toward

407
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,740
girls and drugs and acne?

408
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,448
No, of course not.

409
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,281
Oh, my gosh, that was a dream.

410
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:44,698
I should have noticed that
you were 17 feet tall.

411
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,389
I ate bad things last night.

412
00:18:48,391 --> 00:18:51,472
You didn't say we had to buy
Bart deodorant next year.

413
00:18:51,474 --> 00:18:52,972
Oh, no, no, no, I did say that.

414
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:55,055
That part is very important.

415
00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:57,472
Strong deodorant.

416
00:18:57,474 --> 00:19:01,097
Hey, Bart's got a lot of childhood left.

417
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,014
I mean, he scores in the 50th percentile

418
00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:05,222
for knowing his right and left,

419
00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,306
which is, oh, not a test score

420
00:19:07,308 --> 00:19:09,681
I should have said out
loud at a school function.

421
00:19:11,057 --> 00:19:12,847
Are you going to be okay?

422
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:15,514
Yes. I'm just going to lie here

423
00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:18,930
until the school stops spinning...

424
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:21,847
Ah.

425
00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:23,139
Feeling better?

426
00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:24,805
Mm-hmm.

427
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:26,139
I missed the picture,

428
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,306
but Lisa was so happy to see me today.

429
00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:31,556
So, for now, I'm happy.

430
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:33,431
And who knows what the future holds?

431
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,431
Bart could knock up
his high school girlfriend.

432
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,639
You could have grandchildren

433
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,888
before Maggie starts kindergarten.

434
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:41,264
Wouldn't that be nice?

435
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:46,447
Time to wake up.

436
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,472
Oh.

437
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:53,764
Here he comes.

438
00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:57,763
Mm. My funny little guy.

439
00:20:03,016 --> 00:20:04,556
Oh...

440
00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,014
That's...

441
00:20:07,016 --> 00:20:09,514
That's really good.

442
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:12,723
Did you get the picture?

443
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,097
Was my crack centered?

444
00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:17,055
Oh, Bart, it was perfect.

445
00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,514
You liked it?

446
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,472
I loved it.

447
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,639
Thanks. Wanna go to the dunk tank?

448
00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:24,805
The gym teacher I hate is on the chair.

449
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,639
Sure.

450
00:20:30,641 --> 00:20:33,222
Let's dunk that sucker.

451
00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:37,930
And on the way home,

452
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,597
let's go deodorant shopping.

453
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,673
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