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Aah!

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Nice car.

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What are the odds?

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Hey, move it or lose it!

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There's no food left,

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and the dog got sprayed by a skunk.

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D'oh! Stupid imagination.

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Oh, why do we have to meet
the new neighbors now?

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It's the NFL preseason.

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The starters will be playing
for the whole first quarter.

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We have to meet the new neighbors

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before they hear about us
from the old neighbors.

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Hey, I have friends
in this neighborhood.

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There's the guy whose
lawn I used as a shortcut,

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the guy whose mailbox
crashed into our car,

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and Mrs. Bad Halloween Candy.

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If my candy is so bad,

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why you take so much of it?

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Look, the people
who know us are a lost cause,

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but these new people don't know us,

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so it is really important to me
to make a good impression.

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Oh, don't worry, Mom, my butt is clean

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and ready to be seen.

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Anne Blackburn. Charmed.

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You're not upset?

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No. I'm Thayer.

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So happy to leave the city

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and be around real people.

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- Yarr.
- Uh, yes!

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I'm Marge, and this is Homer.

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It's been so long since I made a basket

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for people moving in.

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- Hmm.

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Love this town. Can't believe it has

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three Lard Lad locations.

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Uh, one of those is police only,
so back off, pal.

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So, what do you do?

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Something that makes me

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look like a nothing, I bet.

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Ha. I own a sports car dealership

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in north Springfield.
Hey, drop by anytime.

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I just had a fantasy about this car.

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And Dick Van Dyke.

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Well, my friend, perhaps I could

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set you up with something.

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Those cars are expensive,
and we're still paying off

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my new spatula.

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Look, most people don't buy.
I don't care.

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Just pop in for a look, stretch out,

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chug a smartwater in
the front seat on us.

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Can I get a test drive

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in front of everyone I
went to high school with?

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Of course.

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Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip.

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See, Marge?
Strangling the boy has paid off.

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Just kidding. I don't do that anymore.

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Times have changed.

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Hey, do you play pickleball?

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Is that the game like tennis
but you don't have to run?

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Well, you do have to move a little.

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- Then no.
- Aw, that's too bad,

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'cause where I play, there's this great

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- ice cream place across the st...
- I'm in!

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Saturday at 2:00. I will drive.

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And while the boys
are hanging out, Marge,

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how about a massage?

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Sure, but I have to warn you,

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my fingers aren't that strong.

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No, no, we get massages

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while we chat through the face holes,
my treat.

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Listen, pal, if you're moving
into this neighborhood,

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there is one thing I've
got to warn you about.

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Howdily-doodily. I brought bibles

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for the new arrivals.

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Who's that stupid guy?

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Exactly.

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If you're being bullied,

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just know it will get better.

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It will get better.

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And when you're older, get rich

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and wedgie their egos.

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Nobody tries to bully
me into not bullying.

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Ow! I was just trying
to give you a high five.

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Nerd!

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Professor, you've taught me
a very important lesson.

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Adults can be nerds, too.

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- Nerd!
- I'm telling.

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Ah. Too late.

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Good one, Nelson.

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Don't tell me what's good.

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Don't worry, Milhouse,
that assembly taught me

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just what to do.

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Nelson, I understand
that you're struggling, too.

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That's right, I am struggling...

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with your lack of fountain rides.

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Aah.

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You, keep the water coming.

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The rest of you, post video.

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Not vertical, landscape,
or you'll all get it.

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He's worse than ever.

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My presentations have made
bullies worse in every school.

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We hoped this time would be different.

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Oy. Now what?

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It was Nelson.
He's really out of control.

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Attention, students.

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Be warned...

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Ow! My stamp-collecting arm.

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Haw-haw.

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I think I might know a way to help you.

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How are you gonna help me with a bully?

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Yeah, Lisa.

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You can't even squish a bug.

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That poor bug.

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It was a raisin.

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That poor raisin.

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It never should have left Fresno.

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You probably couldn't tell,

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but I've never played before.

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- I, um...
- Hold on.

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All right, I started to suspect

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when you tried to eat
the pickleball, Homer.

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Nothing should be named
food that isn't food.

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Well, I love hanging out
with someone so straightforward.

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Confidentially, in my business,

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I meet a lot of frauds and phonies.

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I hate phonies.

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At least I pretend to
because I think it's cool.

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So why are you interested in me?

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Is it to sell me a car I can't afford?

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No, I'm not like that, Homer.

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These cars, they sell themselves.

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I just want to be your friend.

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Well, uh...

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Eh... um...

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I believe you.

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Could I drive it?

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- Homer?
- Yes?

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Are you ready for the ride of your life?

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I was born ready.

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Then I lost interest for a long time.

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But I'm ready now.

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D'oh!

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Now, no worries.

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Each Lambuggini comes with
a tub of Fatso grease.

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Just got to apply it.

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Ah.

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Wow. Wow!

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Well, don't look now, Homer,

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but you just became a lambo man.

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Come on, a loser like me? Never.

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Hey, now, would I give a loser

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a bottle of genuine Lambuggini wine?

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I would not.

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Wine from a car? Whoa.

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Don't you be getting
no fancy ideas, Homer.

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You want to suckle booze,
you come to Mama Moe.

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Uh, the car can sense that

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you're having an unpleasant thought.

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Oh, no, not fresh air!

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Why are you being so nice to me?

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Well, I like you, Homer.
You live next door,

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and we love our house.

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Just needs a few tweaks.

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Tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks.

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And, uh, I really want us to be friends.

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Well, I want to believe you.

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All right, I understand.
You're not sure.

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But there is another guy who
does want to be my buddy.

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Another offer? Is it serious?

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Oh, yeah.
He's been circling for a while.

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I said I'd get back to him by 5:00.

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Okay, okay, friends it is.
I'll sign anything.

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You just became my lambro.

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I don't get it.

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Well, Marge, you can have
your Lennys and your Carls,

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little men with puny cars to match.

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I found a new friend.

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And tomorrow Anne and I are gonna lunch.

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I use that as a verb now.

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Hey, Chief,
aren't you gonna pull him over?

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Really? In this Dodge Charger

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with 260,000 miles?

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With a catalytic converter

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that's being stolen as we speak?

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Gotcha.

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To the truest kind of
friendship there is:

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Couples friendship.

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Couples friendship.

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Why aren't we friends like that?

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Is it because you're a doctor
and I'm out of work?

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No, it's because we're
not even dining together.

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You just slid your table closer to us.

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All right, I'll go,
but can I have your bread?

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Kirk, please.

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Shut up. Grab the butter.

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Marge, can I take this side of the bed?

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I want to be closer
to our new neighbors.

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I understand. Mm.

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They're doing a Reno.

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Did you know they're doing a Reno?

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Well, he did mention something,

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and I might have signed something,
but it's not a complete tear-down.

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Okay. Okay.

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He's leaving up one
closet for tax purposes.

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Hey!

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Hey, you want to keep it down, lady?
We're trying to work here.

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El contrato que firmar decae que
debelamos empezar a las cinco.

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Don't give me your
technical construction talk.

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How long is this gonna take?

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Es difícil de decir,
hay muchas variables.

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A¿Cuy¡ntas variables?

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¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡ella habla español!

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So he wasn't trying to sell you a car.

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He was trying to trick you
into agreeing to all of this.

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What? No. What? No. What?

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I can't believe a car
salesman would lie to me.

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Well, you don't have to hit
me with a ton of bricks.

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Look out below!

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Oh...

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Oh, don't make fun of me, Lis.

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I'm so afraid of Nelson, I'm gonna use

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the kindergarten entrance.

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Oh, man, I miss kindergarten,

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when all the days were half,

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and all the milk was chocolate.

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Give me your lunch money.

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Why do you need lunch money?

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You guys go home for lunch.

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We can do this the easy way,

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or we can do it the easy way.

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That's it. We're kindergarteners.

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We can use the regular entrance.

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I don't think Mr. Nelson Muntz
will be bothering you anymore.

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I have him right where I want him.

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I learned all about cyberbullying

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- on an-idiot-says-what.org.
- What?

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I have every embarrassing
video of him on file.

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Nelson, you been eating
my cherry lipstick again?

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I swear, it wasn't me.

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That counts as breakfast.

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I ain't afraid of you or your bodyguard.

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Really?

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I've also got footage of what you did

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to that wounded hummingbird.

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No!

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I may not have a daddy,

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but now you have a daddy.

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I can't believe he only lasted two days.

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You win.

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How may I serve you, master?

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Give me your vest.

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- Is your shirt just drawn on?
- Yes.

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You said a few tweaks!

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That house is a complete do-over!

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I'm sorry,
can you give me a minute here?

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Are you sure?
I'm about to spend $200,000.

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Homer, my friend,
for you I'll forego my commission.

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Gil, the sale's yours.

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Ha-cha!

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Old Gil's finally gonna close.

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Just need a pen.

262
00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:40,865
Who's got a pen? Waiting on that pen.

263
00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,073
Aw, I used to have a pen,

264
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:46,073
but my wife got it in the divorce.

265
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,740
Hey, no pen, no sale.

266
00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:49,531
Aw, no, no, no!

267
00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:51,239
Dang it. I would have been able

268
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,197
to pay the rent on my shoes.

269
00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:55,032
Just tell me how long your renovation

270
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,615
is really gonna take.

271
00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:58,489
Quite simply,
it depends on how long it takes

272
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:01,281
the bathroom tile to
arrive from Singapore.

273
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:03,323
What the...? I thought we were friends.

274
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,115
We drove fast together.

275
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,281
You know what, you're right, Homer.

276
00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:08,032
We'll reduce the noise,
we'll start later,

277
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:09,323
and while we're working on the house,

278
00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:11,740
why don't you use one of our lambos?

279
00:13:11,742 --> 00:13:13,197
Long as you want.

280
00:13:13,199 --> 00:13:16,197
Oh... my... fob.

281
00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:18,823
So, uh, are we good?

282
00:13:18,825 --> 00:13:22,406
We are, but my wife might
take a little convincing.

283
00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:25,156
Just take her and the family for a ride.

284
00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:26,781
But there isn't enough
room for the kids.

285
00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:27,865
Exactly.

286
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:31,615
Oh...

287
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:33,448
I don't get it.

288
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:39,156
Shall I turn on your seat warmer?

289
00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:41,531
Seat warmer? What's that?

290
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,032
Ooh. Oh.

291
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:49,740
Well, I guess that renovation
has to end sometime.

292
00:13:55,772 --> 00:13:57,239
Gross.

293
00:13:57,241 --> 00:14:00,032
It's worse than you think.
They're married...

294
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,156
to each other!

295
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:06,114
Ew. If I ever kiss my husband, shoot me.

296
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,907
Well, well, well, Nelson Muntz.

297
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,907
Do you have the juice box I ordered?

298
00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:14,281
Right here, sir.

299
00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,489
Could you insert the straw for me?

300
00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:19,114
Of course, sir. Right away, sir.

301
00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:22,406
Now, you know what to do.

302
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:26,114
Haw-haw!

303
00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:28,781
My computer is frozen.

304
00:14:28,783 --> 00:14:30,406
Nelson's out of my control.

305
00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,740
What did you do?

306
00:14:31,742 --> 00:14:34,364
I found my own nerd.

307
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:37,907
Hubert Wong?

308
00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:39,364
I thought we were buddies.

309
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:42,615
He made a compelling case
when he put my face in a toilet.

310
00:14:42,617 --> 00:14:45,781
I'm gonna beat you like
a Hopi spirit drum.

311
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,114
Good reference, Lisa.

312
00:14:48,116 --> 00:14:50,990
If it were the celebration
of the Nasanmuya moon,

313
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,781
which it definitely is not.

314
00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:55,197
Ooh.

315
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,448
And now, for your entertainment,

316
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,740
groundskeeper Willie will try to catch

317
00:15:13,742 --> 00:15:15,740
a greased Martin.

318
00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:35,740
Oh, my God.

319
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,573
It blocks out all our light.

320
00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,197
I'll handle this.

321
00:15:44,491 --> 00:15:45,823
Hello, you've reached Thayer.

322
00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:46,824
Listen, you charming...

323
00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:48,031
We're doing some minor touch-ups

324
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,489
on casa de Blackburn,

325
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,989
so we're getting away from the dust

326
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,531
and the nightmare of it all...

327
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:55,364
In Bora Bora.
See you in six weeks.

328
00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:58,156
- Bora?
- Bora?

329
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,197
What do we do now?

330
00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:04,453
What neighbors have
done during construction

331
00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,031
since the time of the pharaohs:

332
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,823
Sit and mutter.

333
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:14,031
No good,
two-bit charming son of a gun...

334
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,980
Muttering, eh? Can I join you?

335
00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:17,865
I brought my muttering chair.

336
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:21,281
- No.
- You stupid, ungrateful...

337
00:16:35,742 --> 00:16:37,022
Hubert Wong.

338
00:16:37,074 --> 00:16:39,781
Lisa Simpson. It's on.

339
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:41,156
Nerdo y nerdo.

340
00:16:41,158 --> 00:16:43,447
It's nerdo a nerdo.

341
00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:45,364
Only a nerdo would know that.

342
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:48,573
A nerda! And it is on.

343
00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:55,781
Why'd you stop?

344
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:58,322
I just realized this
extracurricular activity

345
00:16:58,324 --> 00:17:00,364
would look bad on a college application.

346
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:03,114
Wha...? Are you also thinking detente?

347
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:05,364
I was actually thinking "entente."

348
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:07,989
Whoa, moving a little fast there, Lisa.

349
00:17:07,991 --> 00:17:11,447
Nerds. What have they ever
contributed to society?

350
00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:14,531
Siri, tell me one thing
that nerds have ever done.

351
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,656
They created me to answer
everyone's questions.

352
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:18,989
It's a living hell.

353
00:17:18,991 --> 00:17:20,698
Hmm, you know, I can't even remember

354
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,905
what they're fighting over.

355
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,114
Want to go on the teeter-totter?

356
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,905
Meh, why not?

357
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,489
Ah, the old seesaw chant.

358
00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:37,781
When they're finished,
do you want to join me

359
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:38,947
for an up-and-down?

360
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:40,156
Get away from me.

361
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:48,406
There's nothing we can do?

362
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:51,114
We can't stop them? We can't sell?

363
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,781
And God forbid we burn their house down.

364
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:55,156
Just putting that out there.

365
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,573
- We could never do that.
- No.

366
00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:01,781
Although fires are easy
to blame on Grampa.

367
00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:04,739
Just putting that out there.

368
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:07,322
You put everything out
there but the trash.

369
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:09,239
Maybe you could do the trash.

370
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,030
- Just putting...
- Don't say it.

371
00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:12,739
We have an answer.

372
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,855
Wait, you guys are friends now?

373
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,905
I've learned everything
there is to learn about Lisa.

374
00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:19,489
It made me realize if someone
doesn't help her family,

375
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,698
and soon, she's gonna go off the rails

376
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,114
in a very bad way.

377
00:18:23,116 --> 00:18:25,947
And I've learned that Hubert
is desperate for approval,

378
00:18:25,949 --> 00:18:28,197
so I can control him
with pumpkin stickers.

379
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:30,156
Gimme, gimme, gimme.

380
00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:32,197
Yes. I matter.

381
00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:34,197
Anyway, when I was doxing your daughter,

382
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:35,905
I learned a very interesting thing

383
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,030
about this street.

384
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,030
Your home sits on the site

385
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:41,864
where Jebediah Springfield
founded this town.

386
00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:45,197
Eh, we better stop here
'cause the horses are dead.

387
00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:47,989
Spring, field?

388
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:50,364
We'll call it Fieldspring.

389
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:53,114
So this street is a historical landmark.

390
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:56,281
All their renovations are not permitted.

391
00:18:56,283 --> 00:18:57,947
Parenthetically, Homer,

392
00:18:57,949 --> 00:18:59,698
you can never fix your house again.

393
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,030
Win-win!

394
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:10,989
Attention. I am here to return a car.

395
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:13,239
Homer, buddy, I thought we were friends.

396
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,947
I've learned that my only true friends

397
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:17,114
are those tragic souls at Moe's.

398
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:20,114
Now go fob yourself!

399
00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:23,656
Well, I guess I made a mistake, Homer.

400
00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:26,573
I thought you were a lambo man.

401
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,698
News flash. I was wrong.

402
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,614
You know, I've learned something.

403
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:34,156
There's no such thing as a "lambo man,"

404
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:37,114
just rich jerks with stupid cars.

405
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:38,406
Oh, my God, he's right.

406
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:41,614
This doesn't make my
junk look any bigger.

407
00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:42,905
You know what? Forget it.

408
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:45,281
I'm gonna date somebody my own age.

409
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,656
When you have love,
you don't need a fancy car.

410
00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:18,573
Someday, young man,
this will all be yours.

411
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,614
That spot became
many things over the years.

412
00:20:31,616 --> 00:20:34,030
An outhouse, a speakeasy.

413
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,905
Six witches were burned
in the front yard

414
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,531
in the 1940s.

415
00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,864
Then it was the home of a radical cult,

416
00:20:39,866 --> 00:20:41,447
Reagan campaign headquarters,

417
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,239
which was swallowed by a sinkhole

418
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,905
and then spat back out.

419
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:47,406
And finally, the home of the Simpsons.

420
00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:58,322
What are you looking at?

421
00:21:31,408 --> 00:21:33,364
Shh.

422
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:38,609
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