1
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May I sample the mango mayhem?

2
00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,560
Now you're gonna scream
for ice cream,

3
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John wick four!

4
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Actually, it's...

5
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Gelato.

6
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The violence mom won't let me
watch is the best.

7
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Damn it!

8
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Whoa.

9
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Live violence!

10
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Homie, wake up.

11
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There's been a car crash!

12
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What's happening?

13
00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,010
There's been an accident!

14
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Ooh, let's go gawk!

15
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Yeah!

16
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Marge, are you using
a charger cord as a robe belt?

17
00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,146
Well, I lost my belt

18
00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,815
And bart lost this phone, so...

19
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What's that mark on your sleeve?

20
00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,986
I used it as an oven mitt.

21
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My milhouse buys me a new robe
every christmas.

22
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Ralphie bought me
this chenille beauty

23
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With his tooth fairy money.

24
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Don't you like any of the robes
your kids bought you?

25
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They've never bought me a robe.

26
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- The quintessential mom gift!
—un-frigging-believable.

27
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My kids give me homemade gifts,

28
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Like hand turkeys

29
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And macaroni-covered...

30
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stuff.

31
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Sounds like they're just
giving you their art class crap.

32
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Feel this.

33
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I like the thoughtful,
artistic gifts my kids...

34
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my god, that's plush!

35
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My robe is fine.

36
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It's just a little
worn in spots.

37
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One big spot in the back.

38
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Aah! The top of my crack!

39
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Here! Come here!

40
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Ooh!

41
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,041
It's magical.

42
00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,631
But it smells like
burning flip-flops.

43
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My flip-flops!

44
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Careful! Live wire
on the ground!

45
00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,508
Whoa. Thank you, homer.

46
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Aw, you da man.

47
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Did you hear that?

48
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Kirk said I was da man.

49
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I mean, it sounded stupid,
the way he said it, but still...

50
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Well, if you want to
be "da man" for everybody,

51
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You should post a warning
about that live wire on alarmist.

52
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It's this app that alerts
neighbors to local dangers.

53
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Downloading now.

54
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You film
dangerous stuff and post it.

55
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You know, traffic accidents,

56
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Nighttime animals
out during the day.

57
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Hello. This
is homer simpson.

58
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Username...

59
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The simp.

60
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There's a live wire sparking
on evergreen terrace.

61
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Risk of electrocution,

62
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1,000%.

63
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A thousand percent?

64
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My baby could've
played with that wire!

65
00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,306
He ain't born, but
he's 'bout to be.

66
00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,475
Congratulations, you're
now part of the alarmy army.

67
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:09,146
Hey, I can barely read my
name without my cheaters.

68
00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,440
How do I get a bigger
font like these guys?

69
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Um, those are the top
alarmers on the app.

70
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You want your name
in a readable font size?

71
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You better learn
how to spread fear.

72
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I'll do it. I'll get to the
top of this leaderboard

73
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If it's the most
useless thing I ever do!

74
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Bart, we need to talk about
mom's birthday present.

75
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Finishing it as we speak.

76
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Ta-da!

77
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It might be time to
retire the pasta art genre.

78
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What? In my vital
bucatini phase?

79
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You heard what those judgy
women said about our presents.

80
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We need to buy mom
a present this year.

81
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Where are we gonna get money?

82
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Otto stopped paying
for clean urine.

83
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Mr. Flanders is generous.

84
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I've sold him so many
magazine subscriptions.

85
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Why cat fancy?

86
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His cat isn't even that fancy.

87
00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,077
Yo, flan-man. We're
trying to make some scratch

88
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For our mom's birthday gift.

89
00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,367
You need any help
cleaning this mess up?

90
00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,819
Sorry. I always keep
my grass trimmed.

91
00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:06,912
You know the old saying...

92
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,414
"the lawn is the
mustache of the house."

93
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Aw, we get it.

94
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We just thought mom
deserved something nice.

95
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But if you don't think so,

96
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That's cool.

97
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Now, well, hold on!

98
00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,343
If, you clean those two
leaves on my sidewalk up,

99
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I'll give you...

100
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$44.

101
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Both leaves?

102
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Deal.

103
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This store has everything.

104
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This will make mom
feel cozy and loved.

105
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And it'll put a sock in the
yaps of those gossipy hens.

106
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I'm gonna ignore the
problematic "hens"

107
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Because I support the sentiment.

108
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.

109
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Is it a toy?

110
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Yes. But it's also...

111
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Gear.

112
00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,416
It's got a pen that's
actually a tape recorder,

113
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An eavesdropping device
that lets you hear conversations

114
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From miles away.

115
00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,796
And when you
get in a tight spot,

116
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Sour gummy cyanide capsules!

117
00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:03,135
This could change everything.

118
00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:06,722
Deep down, I
know I'm the dingus!

119
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Give me your lunch money

120
00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,646
Or the whole playground
hears you blubber.

121
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You, too, bow tie.

122
00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,444
The eavesdropper
could be so useful.

123
00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:25,032
Okay, the meeting of the cool
girls has been called to order.

124
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It's been decided
that the new cool thing

125
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Is to wear earmuffs
in warm weather,

126
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So don't tell any randos...

127
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hey, guys!

128
00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,210
Now lisa's cool, too!

129
00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,546
And there's nothing
we can do about it!

130
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Yes.

131
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Cry, sherri, cry.

132
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Okay, just thinking out loud...

133
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This kit is the same
price as the robe...

134
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are you suggesting

135
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- That we...
- You know I am!

136
00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,230
Say yes. Come on, lis.

137
00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,232
I need two keys to
launch this missile.

138
00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,943
Mom has never really
been a gift person.

139
00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,988
True. She's more
into stuff like hugs

140
00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,531
And seeing us happy!

141
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,785
But we can't just buy a spy
kit for us and nothing for mom.

142
00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,745
Bart?

143
00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,332
Bart, we can't do this.

144
00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,876
Would you like to apply
for a bullseye credit card?

145
00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,044
I'm eight.

146
00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,171
Yeah, you won't get
it. But if you apply,

147
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You get a free bullseye
ironing board cover.

148
00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,966
We could buy the spy kit

149
00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:26,968
And give mom the
ironing board cover!

150
00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,472
That's like giving her a
whole new ironing board!

151
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Give me an application!

152
00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,142
We'll give her two
ironing board covers!

153
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Open my present first.

154
00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:41,859
I got to hit the streets.

155
00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,402
I have citizens to alarm.

156
00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,655
Another charm for
my charm bracelet!

157
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That bracelet was the
smartest investment ever.

158
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No matter what the occasion,

159
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I always know what you need...

160
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Another charm.

161
00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,915
You know me so well.

162
00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,793
I better after
however many years.

163
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Open mine next!

164
00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,632
An ironing board cover.

165
00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,009
Yeah, 'cause,
you know, you iron.

166
00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,719
I sure do.

167
00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,805
Open mine. It's in
the bullseye bag!

168
00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,349
Such clever wrapping.

169
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,769
It's another
ironing board cover.

170
00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,137
What do you get for the woman

171
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,106
Who has only one
ironing board cover?

172
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,983
Thank you. Both of you.

173
00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,526
I love them.

174
00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,528
I got to hit the road.

175
00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,156
If I find just three more
things to warn people about,

176
00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,451
I'll move ahead of cautionary
gale and cry wolfcastle

177
00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,577
On the leaderboard.

178
00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,744
We'll help clean up!

179
00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,456
No! I'll do it.

180
00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:41,001
You guys have...
Done so much for me.

181
00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,012
Enjoying your present?

182
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,683
Don't play with it all day!

183
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,979
We'll know soon enough
who broke this va...

184
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,030
yellow sparrow,
this is slingshot.

185
00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,860
Prepare for
face-to-face discussion.

186
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,154
Roger that. Face is prepared.

187
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,198
This spy kit is great!

188
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,743
All the secrets of this
house are being laid bare.

189
00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,037
And mom loves her present.

190
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,372
She can't stop
muttering about it.

191
00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,916
We rule. Over.

192
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,334
Roger that. Over.

193
00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:26,671
Inappropriate billboard
near noiseland arcade.

194
00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,673
Guaranteed danger of corruption.

195
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,133
Keep children away!

196
00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,302
Whoa, whoa.

197
00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:36,056
Thanks for warning us about
the vulgar wordplay, simp!

198
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,892
"itch, please."

199
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,852
Wait, I get it!

200
00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,729
"itch" rhymes with "bi..."

201
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,232
Mom hates
that word. Trust me.

202
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,736
One more post
and I'll be top five.

203
00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,154
Homer.

204
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,948
Religious fanatic
running through town.

205
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,366
Possibly from murder scene.

206
00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,659
Avoid outdoors.

207
00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,954
- I did it.
- Fanatic!

208
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,497
I'm number five!

209
00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,457
I'm better than everyone!

210
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,964
Your name is not "frink."

211
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,967
You are "frink's
monster," you see?

212
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,844
Frink sad.

213
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,805
No, frink's monster is sad!

214
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,557
What is wrong with you?

215
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,184
All right, one of youse
rats has been eating pool chalk

216
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,895
And leaving chalky
pellets all over the place.

217
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,235
No, no, don't
look at each other!

218
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,148
Look at me! Hey! Steve!

219
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,109
Hey, marge.

220
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,903
- hi, ned.
- Ooh, that's mom!

221
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,488
What a party yesterday.

222
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,575
I don't usually take
my water on the rocks.

223
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,993
I was buzzing all night.

224
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,328
Yeah. It was... Fun.

225
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,375
Whoa. I didn't mean to
bring on a peeper-puddle.

226
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,460
What's wrong?

227
00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,753
It's silly.
I-I'm embarrassed

228
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,215
That my feelings were
hurt by a stupid birthday gift.

229
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,718
Now, feelings aren't stupid.

230
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,970
Some of them are evil,
but they're not stupid.

231
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,723
It's just... On my one day,

232
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,558
I'm barely an afterthought.

233
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,894
It's like they don't
think of me as a person.

234
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,025
I don't get it. Why
is she so sad?

235
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,777
Bart, she's feeling unseen.

236
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,070
What? I always see her.

237
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,031
She's in my phone
contacts three times...

238
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,158
Under "mom,"
"mommy" and "sandwich."

239
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,411
She does so many things
that we take for granted.

240
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,913
Imagine how we
would feel if she...

241
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,541
Half-tushied our birthdays.

242
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,753
What? I'd be fine if she only...

243
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,467
We suck. Over.

244
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,636
Roger that. Over.

245
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,763
As of this morning,

246
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,516
I am number one on the
leaderboard of the alarmist app.

247
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,726
Look at that!

248
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,853
What? The broken sprinkler?

249
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,104
We need to warn people!

250
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,731
It could cause a sinkhole

251
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,566
Or activate a gremlin!

252
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,526
This is your number one alarmy

253
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,404
With a warning that a geyser
of water is pouring onto...

254
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,864
wha...?

255
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,242
Hey! Someone named silver
bullet already reported a...

256
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,079
"vertical tsunami at the park."

257
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,539
Whoa! That's good mongering.

258
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,707
I got scooped?

259
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,627
Silver bullet is now
alarmy number one.

260
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,337
What? Who is this guy?

261
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:16,383
Those fat fingers are too
slow for the silver bullet!

262
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,968
Silver bullet, your
days are numbered!

263
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,845
Tell me something
my doctor hasn't.

264
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,723
You smell like old lady.

265
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,600
So do you.

266
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,728
I smell like a lot of things.

267
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,772
We have to get
mom a new present.

268
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,148
Something meaningful.

269
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,902
So, let's make a list of
everything we know about mom.

270
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,363
Yes. Great idea.

271
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,159
Her first name
is actually margaret.

272
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,161
Good. Write that down.

273
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,418
Ooh, I know. She loves
coming to my jazz recitals.

274
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,794
No, she doesn't.

275
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,714
She hides a copy of people
magazine in the program.

276
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,634
Why is this so hard?

277
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,470
We should know the
woman who gave birth to us.

278
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,972
Maybe she's unknowable.

279
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,682
What if we just
give her the spy kit

280
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,476
And breakfast in bed
for the rest of her life?

281
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,395
Or, you know that trunk

282
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,981
Where mom keeps all
her memories and stuff?

283
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,693
What if we use the
spy kit to break into it?

284
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,571
Ooh, welcome to the dark side.

285
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,160
Here we are.

286
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,621
I don't know if these
lock-picking tools

287
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,998
Are even going to work.

288
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,294
I mean, this is just a toy...

289
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:39,048
Now I'm concerned about
those gummy cyanide capsules.

290
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,134
Mom's birth announcement.

291
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,138
Her name is
marjorie, not margaret.

292
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,266
We officially know
nothing about her.

293
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,520
Mom had a parrot named petey?

294
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,027
They were best friends,
like me and santa's little helper.

295
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,613
Not now, boy. Busy.

296
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,406
Look at this one.

297
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,993
Mom's parents
must've given petey away.

298
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,953
Hey, we just learned
something about her.

299
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,789
Grandma was a jerk-ass.

300
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,208
Wait. Parrots live
for, like, 80 years.

301
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,169
Maybe we could find
petey, and then reunite mom

302
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,004
With her long-lost friend.

303
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,714
That would be like
getting her a robe

304
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,674
That tells you it
wants crackers.

305
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,259
How do we find this lady?

306
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,678
Well, we need to
go to north townsburg.

307
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,388
That place is sketchy.

308
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,558
Milhouse's dad was a sign
spinner for a meth clinic there.

309
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,977
But let's do it, for mar-ge-dy!

310
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,396
- Marjorie.
- Whatever.

311
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,985
Townsburg is three hours away?

312
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,238
Fine. I'll just kick
the seat in front of me

313
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,449
Until that little screw
falls out.

314
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,159
That is so rude.

315
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,622
Well, you have to get
closer to the screw, like this.

316
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,501
Great.

317
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,510
This place is depressing.

318
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,887
Isn't that the corner
where nic cage went crazy?

319
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,098
Yep. There's the statue.

320
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,601
There's the mechanic's shop.

321
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,187
Let's do this.

322
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,439
Hey, grease stains,
seen this bird?

323
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,776
Yeah, I remember
him. That's krista's bird.

324
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,152
He in some kind of trouble?

325
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,571
We'll ask the questions.

326
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,407
What's the skinny on
this krista character?

327
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,492
Well, she owns the craft
store down the block.

328
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,077
She also sells liquor and weed.

329
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,871
- Let's go.
- Don't leave town.

330
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,914
But my niece's
wedding is tomorrow.

331
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,875
I said don't leave town.

332
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:41,004
Fine. Hey, shirl, it's
vince. I can't make it.

333
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,257
I don't know, some kid
told me I can't leave town.

334
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,718
I've got to get back to
being alarmy number one.

335
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,762
Gotta warn people
about... Something.

336
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:53,057
Death from above.

337
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,184
Falling branches
in springfield park!

338
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,146
Stay away.

339
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,773
- We have to get out of here!
- I did it.

340
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,317
I'm alarmy number one!

341
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,445
Not for long, you
toad-faced beanbag.

342
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:10,033
I will cut you into tiny pieces
like my son's pancakes.

343
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,744
I'm going to eat you
up and crap you out

344
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,787
Like my son's pancakes.

345
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,542
The air at springfield
park is full of pollen.

346
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,211
Individuals with lungs
should avoid the area.

347
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,591
Lifeless bodies at the
park. Possible gas leak.

348
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,427
Demented man throwing
objects at the duck pond.

349
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,220
Chemical air attack
at the play yard.

350
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,598
Ufos hovering over picnic area.

351
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,143
String-guided dragons, most
likely time travelers attack...

352
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,395
I saw the kites
first, ya big galoot!

353
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,274
What happened?

354
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,194
The earth couldn't
support your giant ass.

355
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,946
Maybe satan heard your voice

356
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,114
And decided to
fast-track you to hell.

357
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,450
Okay, we both got one in.

358
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,827
How are we getting
out of this sinkhole?

359
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,121
I dropped my phone.
Do you have yours?

360
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,958
No. Just start shouting.
Someone will hear us.

361
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,876
- Help!
- Down here!

362
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,878
Save me, not her!

363
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,756
Hurry, the dragons are coming!

364
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,218
Yeah, petey. He
was smart as a whip.

365
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,254
Political figures of the day,

366
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,057
The "you lose" horn
from price is right.

367
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,142
So many times I
thought contestants lost

368
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,394
When they hadn't.

369
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,939
Why are you talking
about him in the past tense?

370
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,609
I left his cage open by
mistake and he flew away.

371
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,278
Last I heard, he joined
a flock of wild parrots.

372
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,907
I guess we came
all this way for nothing.

373
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,409
Stay in town.

374
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,160
But my daughter's wedding is...

375
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,664
shirl? Bad news.

376
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,916
We failed mom again.

377
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,335
We are losers.

378
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,632
Bart, it's petey!

379
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,759
How can we lure him down here?

380
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,428
I've got it.

381
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,431
Bart, are
you secretly recording me?

382
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,975
I'm on hold to talk
about our water bill.

383
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,852
I'm sorry, no, I'm
not talking to you.

384
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,062
I'm talking to my annoying son.

385
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,605
- Yes!
- Got him!

386
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,862
Annoying son.

387
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,191
Hello?

388
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,485
Can't any of you
idiots hear us?

389
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,905
There's no one to save us.
We scared everyone away.

390
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,700
- Isn't that ironic?
- I guess.

391
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,952
No, I'm asking. I don't
know what ironic means.

392
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,079
Why did we get so crazy?

393
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,831
I was doing a public service.

394
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,380
I warned everyone
that broken sprinkler

395
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,751
Would cause a sinkhole.

396
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,879
Bull-scat. You were trying
to move up the leaderboard.

397
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,049
- We both were.
- Now we're stuck down here.

398
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,093
I miss the surface world.

399
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,304
Hey, you gotta share that!

400
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,639
We both need strength
to fight off chuds.

401
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,101
Hell no. My
werther's, my choice.

402
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,647
Yeah, yeah, you
got candy in there.

403
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,899
Stop showing off.

404
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,818
Are you choking?
Hang on, I'll save you.

405
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,904
Wait, is this irony?

406
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,657
Okay, I'm doing it.

407
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,452
I can breathe!

408
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,871
Simpson,

409
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,707
Instead of mongering
fear, you mongered...

410
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,793
Life itself.

411
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,003
Thank you.

412
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,130
This is the feeling I was after.

413
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,049
Not some stupid leaderboard.

414
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,472
I'm gonna help
you get out of here.

415
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,761
Step in my hands,
I'll boost you up.

416
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,225
There's so much to grab on to.

417
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,146
I'll tell everyone
you're down there.

418
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:31,192
Which will make me
alarmy number one. Suck it!

419
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,986
Hairless ground
hippo stuck in sinkhole.

420
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,198
She's horrible.

421
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,785
Mom, we have one more
birthday surprise for you.

422
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,203
Really?

423
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,833
We tracked down
your best friend.

424
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,752
- Petey?
- Petey?

425
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,046
How-how is this happening?

426
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,048
How is this happening?

427
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,175
How is this happening?
How is this happening?

428
00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:01,639
Aah! Get it off! Get
it off before he...

429
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,807
Ew. -

430
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,725
bart, do something!

431
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,645
Sorry.

432
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,938
We thought he loved you.

433
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,773
This is how he shows love.

434
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,151
By grooming me and
regurgitating on me.

435
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,111
I could never have friends over,

436
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,529
He was so possessive.

437
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,780
Mine!

438
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,625
So why did you even get him?

439
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,086
I didn't. I wanted a kitten.

440
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,338
Our neighbor was
giving away their parrot.

441
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:38,509
Since petey can meow, my dad
decided he was close enough.

442
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,802
Meow.

443
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,221
You're nothing like a kitten!

444
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,183
Don't worry, we'll take
him back to townsburg.

445
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,059
He's part of a wild flock there.

446
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,312
You went all the
way to townsburg?

447
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,772
We wanted to get you
something, you know,

448
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,733
Personal for your birthday.

449
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,403
Yeah. We did not make
friends on the bus ride home.

450
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,071
Petey is kind of racist.

451
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,991
Well, that's just...

452
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,367
We're sorry.

453
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,203
We didn't mean to
re-traumatize you

454
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,663
With your childhood
nightmare bird.

455
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,041
My wonderful babies!

456
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,501
You went to all
that trouble for me.

457
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:16,214
I wasn't an afterthought,
I was a thought.

458
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,800
Well, yeah, 'cause... You know,

459
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,221
We see you as a person.

460
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:27,516
We really do. Our
favorite person.

461
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,769
That is so...

462
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,649
You little...

463
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,402
Who wants to help mommy
abandon petey in townsburg?

464
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,779
We do!

465
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,799
Marge, what a beautiful robe.

466
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,384
Is that terry cloth?

467
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,012
French terry, from the
terry province of France.

468
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,474
My kids got it for me.

469
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,644
I just threw it on to see
what that noise was.

470
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,772
I think it came from over there.

471
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,316
Look at the fullness
in that sleeve.

472
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,528
What was that sound?
I don't see anything.

473
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,031
Well, it's a mystery.
We may never know.

474
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,788
- Look at how it moves.
- Poetry in fabric.

475
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,076
You better work.

476
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,832
Mission accomplished. Over.

477
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,750
Roger that. Over.

478
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,961
Shh!

479
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,041
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