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It's the final lap

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of the Springfield Little Grand Prix,

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and the karts are tighter
than a royal corgi's collar

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as they head into Lard Lad turn.

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We have contact!
Things are looking bloody grim

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for the rising star of KF-1...
Kids Formula One...

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Lisa Simpson.

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Simpson spins out!

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Look at that icy calm.

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Clearly, this pre-tween dynamo

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has never felt a modicum of unease

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in any automobile.

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- Dad!

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You're gonna hit the median.

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All part of the plan.

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Aah!

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Bart, soccer practice. Go, go, go!

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- Whoa!
- Goal...!

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Dad, please,
you don't have to hurry like this.

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Cut me off? I cut you off!

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He didn't cut you off,
he's just driving!

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Hope you like brakes because today

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it's all-you-can-eat, baby.

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Dad, stop...

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brake checking...

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him.

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Speed bump, sweetie.

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We're gonna get a little air.

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Ugh. I hate when we're early.

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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, as you know,

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Lisa has been feeling a lack of control,

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which feeds her generalized anxiety.

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I know, I know. It's getting worse.

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Her twitch jumped eyes.

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She used to be a righty.
Where will it jump next?

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Mm...

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Mom, do you have to do that now?

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I knit when I'm worried.

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Marge is our family designated worrier,

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which frees me up to be the cool dad.

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Plus, I get some awesome worry swag.

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Marge made this when Bart
swallowed a nine-volt battery

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and I had to track it
with a stud finder.

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Well...

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I asked you both here today

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because Lisa made a
significant breakthrough

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at her last session.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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Doctor, I can't thank you enough.

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This is such a relief.

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Lisa, whatever it is that's
causing your anxiety,

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we will walk through hell to fix it.

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Well, Mr. Simpson, it's your driving.

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What did you just say to me?

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Well, Dad, um, you know,

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you can be a little
aggressive behind the wheel.

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I drive at the speed of traffic.

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You can at least listen to Doctor...

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Lenny thinks I drive cool.

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Everything is always my fault.

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Well, two can play at that game.

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I say you're a terrible driver.

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I'm much faster than you.

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Doctor, I'm so sorry about...

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You have some nerve

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putting these thoughts
in my daughter's head.

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Mr. Simpson, can we please
continue this conversation

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when you're not driving?

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Go around. Go around.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Did you flip over?

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I'm not the one on trial here.

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Your trial's in two weeks.

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Hey, Doc! Great work with Ralphie.

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We can keep aluminum
foil in the house again.

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Uh, we'll pick this up later.

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Doctor, what can we do?

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Well, I have one idea.

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Here, we practice immersion therapy.

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We expose patients to their phobias

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so their habituated response
can decrease over time.

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Monsters. Monsters all. Ow!

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So, he's afraid
of germs on toilet seats.

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No, he's afraid of rotisserie chicken.

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Lisa, if we can use
this exposure treatment

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to get you comfortable in cars,

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that might help you overcome
your other anxieties.

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Okay, I'll do whatever it takes.

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Well, I must warn you, it won't be fun.

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By driving a go-kart,

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you can feel a measure of control

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in your relationship
with motor vehicles.

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I don't want to drive.
Just put me back on the pills.

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No wait, no pills.

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They make me feel nothing.

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But my room has never been cleaner.

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But I never laugh.

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But there's a calm in that.

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But the sound of the
grass growing is loud!

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Lisa! It's going to be all right.

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Take a breath and give it a little gas.

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No! I am not doing this.

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I am putting my foot down.

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Aah! See?

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I could have killed a tire.

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Well, we tried.

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I am out of here.

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Gonna get this back
to the starting area,

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and...

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Oh... That wasn't so bad.

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- Zippy.
- We can try other approaches.

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They're making up new
therapies all the time.

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Mm. I really hoped this one would work.

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It's working!

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I'm finally in control.

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Oh! Doctor, you cured her.

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We don't like to use the word "cure."

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But I'm okay with "miracle."

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Johannes on Schwarzvalder III

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cuts that turn sharper than his mother

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cuts the crust off his
egg and cress sandwiches.

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He might hit 30 miles an hour!

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One small slipup means a
playdate with disaster...

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unsupervised!

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After dominating local races,

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Lisa Simpson will make
her debut in KF-1...

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the top international go-kart circuit.

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For the first time, race fans worldwide

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will be able to witness

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Lisa's steely confidence on the track.

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I can't wait to get out there.

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For me,
it's not about winning or losing,

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it's about control.

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I used to be this big
bundle of worry and anxiety,

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but on the track,
the world is going so fast,

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yet I am in complete command.

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The stillness at the center of power.

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I feel it everywhere.

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The other day,
I got my first A-minus ever

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on a test, no biggie.

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Uh-oh. Am I allowed to do that?

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Will I lose more points?

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Does anyone have tape?

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Lisa is very good at her job

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of driving around and around.

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Her unshakable demeanor
has everyone asking

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where did this fearless
phenom come from?

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Is she the scion of a
Greek shipping magnate?

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Or the scion of a
Dutch shipping magnate?

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Just what nationality of magnate

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is she the scion of?

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The truth is she's from an
obscure racing backwater

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called... and I hope I'm
pronouncing this correctly...

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America.

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Her mother is a housewife
with no family fortune

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or rich dead husband.

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Her pathetic existence peppered only

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with the mildest of victories.

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Found it.

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A life squandered.

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Lisa's father... a bald, simpering,

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morbidly obese drain on society...

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has been sentenced to community service

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for a reckless driving conviction.

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Am I going to look okay in this show?

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I don't see how.

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Oh!

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D'oh!

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And despite her dollar-store upbringing,

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Lisa Simpson stands poised
for international glory

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in this fall's KF-1 karting season,

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which coincidentally will take place

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in her hometown of Springfield.

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We are happy to welcome
these wealthy child racers

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and their smoking-hot trophy moms.

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Oh, yes!

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European racing teams have
descended upon Springfield.

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And as always, the crew to beat

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is Italy's Team Dooshé.

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Their charismatic star
is Paolo Paoletti...

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son of tracksuit mogul
Fila Fendi Paoletti...

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in the number seven Children's
Strength Tylenol kart.

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America is such

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a wonderfully disgusting country.

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All the guns and the billhillies,

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and all of the television
shows about Chicago.

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The fire, the police,

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the man bear who makes
the beef sandwich.

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Oh, Paolo love. Boof.

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In a setback to their
jet-setting lifestyles,

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Paolo and the other European go-karters

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must attend public school

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under the watchful eye of broken,
faceless bureaucrats.

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I have a face.

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Even though these kids
are impossibly wealthy,

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I think they'll fit right in.

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- They didn't.
- How do you know?

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It hasn't happened yet.

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But then it did.

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Hey, I asked for vitello alla caper.

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What is this?

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Beanie weenies.

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Why do you hate my mouth?

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Huh? Why?

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Look at that sad foreign kid.

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He just needs a regular
American to reach out

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and take advantage of him.

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Is there some problem here?

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This rectangle lady

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is trying to poison Paolo.

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Dry your eyes, Pinocchio.

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I'm the guy that can make
stuff happen around here.

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If just might cost you a little.

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Whatever it takes.

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I give you one of each color.

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Purple, blue, green, purple again.

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Mmm!

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Delizioso.

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Finally, somebody
around here with no accent.

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Mwah. Bartolomeo,
you make Paolo so happy.

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You are Team Dooshé now.

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I'm make it rain on you.

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Boof, boof, boof, boof!

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Gentlekids,

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start your two-stroke engines.

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I can't believe it,

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my girl's first
international go-kart race.

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Did you put on sunblock?

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I'm in a fireproof suit.

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Oh, your father's here.

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He's finished with
his community service.

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He can finally watch me race.

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I wouldn't miss seeing
my little Danica Patrick

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for all the Jolly
Ranchers in the piñata.

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The kids never check the legs.

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Now, honey, I know they're going fast,

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but I'm sure Lisa's safe.

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There's nothing to worry about.

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Oh, I'm not worried.

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Come on, you got to be a little worried.

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Nope. I've seen Lisa race a dozen times.

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She's really good and she's safe.

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But-but you're the family's
designated worrier.

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If you're not worried,
that means there's a worry vacuum

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that I have to fill,
and vacuuming is also your job.

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Oh, my God, look how fast she's going.

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I'm not concerned in the least.

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And me am concerned in the most.

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I need the stress yarn.

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Relax, Homie, she's winning.

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Which means she's going
faster than everybody else.

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What am I even knitting?

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Oh, it's golf club covers.

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Boof!

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Time for your bedtime
sweet dream routine.

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Here's your night terror teddies,

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and I'll set the night-light
to Boogeyman Banisher.

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Dad, I don't need all that.

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I don't have anxiety anymore.

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- And I have you to thank for it.
- Me?

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Yes. Your unhinged driving

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made me face my fears
and get into go-kart racing.

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This is on you.

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00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,199
All my fault. All on me.

266
00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:28,246
It's me, Lisa Mario.

267
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:37,046
Woo-hoo! Thanks to my papa,

268
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,007
I'm-a risking my life.

269
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,385
And I'm a dream version of Milhouse.

270
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,679
Aah!

271
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,308
It's-a me, Wario.

272
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,895
My bad parenting has lead to your doom.

273
00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:55,899
Trauma bomb! Wah!

274
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,525
Aah!

275
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,487
It's-a me, Wario!
It's all my fault! Wah!

276
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:05,033
So, Paolo, you liking this vibe?

277
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,671
Not enough bass? Too much bass?

278
00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,454
Less bass is gonna cost.

279
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,959
Ketchup bottle service.

280
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,003
You make it just like Milan,

281
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,672
except here everyone is fat and ugly.

282
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,478
Bartolucci, I love you.

283
00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:22,967
Here is money.

284
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,887
Excuse me, Signor Spaghetti,

285
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,388
there's somebody at the door.

286
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,727
He's not on the list and he
claims to be the principal.

287
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:32,267
I am the principal.

288
00:13:32,302 --> 00:13:34,604
Bart Simpson,
I need to see you in my office,

289
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,897
which this is.

290
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,858
Bartissimo, this polyester tie man...

291
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,527
he make-a me sad.

292
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,362
Leave this to me.

293
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,864
Seymour,
why don't you take the afternoon off?

294
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,826
Here, get your mother's tires rotated.

295
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,286
That better not be a euphemism,
young man.

296
00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:52,876
Principal Skinner, I need some help

297
00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:54,833
with the obituary for the class hamster.

298
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,627
Is the correct wording "died by suicide"

299
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,795
or "of suicide"?

300
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,599
Oh, look, everyone, it's my archrival.

301
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,177
Oh, enjoy your one win.

302
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,549
You are only a flash in the pan.

303
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:11,466
I am the breaded veal in the pan.

304
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,736
Paolo will be atop the podium again.

305
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,605
I'm sure you will.
You're a terrific driver.

306
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,233
Oh! See how she mocks me?

307
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,610
Bart, I hate her and her whole family.

308
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,114
Say cruel things about this girl
so I may agree with them.

309
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,492
Well, I've never met her before,
but I can tell by her vibe

310
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,245
that she's an animal-kissing,
Wikipedia-editing middle child

311
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,330
who burps broccoli and farts tofu

312
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,499
and won't do her brother's homework,

313
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,625
even for euros.

314
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,714
And yet this girl you
have no connection to...

315
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,316
she beats me.

316
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,842
My thumb is raw

317
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,009
from all of the doing-a this.

318
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,599
That's a boof.

319
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,560
Coming, Mom.

320
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,729
I can't let you go.

321
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,564
Racing is too dangerous.

322
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,232
Dad, it's fine.

323
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,359
But I had a dream last
night that I was Wario

324
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,420
and I bombed you off of
Rainbow Road into oblivion.

325
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,772
I'm not in danger just
because you dreamed

326
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:12,452
a bunch of crazy stuff from Mario Kart.

327
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,745
What's Mario Kart?

328
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,331
I am going to the race.

329
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,333
It's my job to keep you safe.

330
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,961
You never cared about that when
you were driving like a maniac.

331
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,505
Well, through some miracle of therapy,

332
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,425
I'm in the driver's seat now,
and I'm enjoying myself,

333
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,406
and that's when you choose
to care about my safety?

334
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,097
You summed up things perfectly.

335
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,724
So you'll stay home?

336
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,226
No. I'm in control.

337
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,232
Marge, stop her.
I've never been more worried.

338
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,357
Well, I've never been more relaxed.

339
00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:47,028
Hey, Mom, can I drive?

340
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,196
Sure, give it a shot.

341
00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:51,643
No!

342
00:15:56,943 --> 00:15:57,956
Today,

343
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,374
the KF-1 karting season

344
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,585
culminates in a two-mile
loop through Springfield.

345
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,462
A sad ruin, once home

346
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,257
to a thriving nipple tassel
manufacturing industry.

347
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,094
Stupid Dad, worried about my safety.

348
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,055
Remember the time he forgot
me at a Renaissance fair?

349
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,224
I had to get a ride home
from the turkey leg wench.

350
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,852
Oh, honey, your dad's not used
to being the one who's nervous.

351
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,605
He just wants what's best for himself.

352
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,148
Thanks for flying out, Bippe.

353
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,733
I know Paolo cannot race

354
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,402
without his secret weapon.

355
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,486
Andiamo!

356
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,495
Aw, Bart.

357
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,707
You remember that Paolo likes gelato

358
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,209
after I told you over and over

359
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,047
that I like gelato.

360
00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:48,089
You are my fratello

361
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,351
from another mamma mia.

362
00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:53,302
Oh, you must be
Bart's new Italian friend.

363
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,357
Well, good luck in the race.

364
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,974
You're gonna need it
to beat Bart's sister.

365
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,102
Bart Simpson,

366
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,104
you are the brother

367
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,164
of Lisa Simpson?

368
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:08,728
Um, uh, well, um, only by blood.

369
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,069
Traditore!

370
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,571
No, no.

371
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,057
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday!

372
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,019
Mwah. Bart, you break-a my heart,

373
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,753
like snap-a the breadstick.

374
00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,105
Boof.

375
00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:49,792
Aah!

376
00:17:51,589 --> 00:17:53,184
You're not watching the race?

377
00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:56,532
I'm too worried about Lisa.
My only daughter...

378
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,825
Uh, there's Maggie.

379
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,453
is rocketing around on
a flaming death-mobile!

380
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,414
Why does no one else
care about Lisa's safety?

381
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,657
She's fine. See?

382
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:05,708
From the pole position,

383
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,543
Lisa Simpson immediately

384
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,128
takes the initiative.

385
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,338
What's initiative?

386
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,590
Why does she have it? Is it safe?

387
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,259
Stupid Team Dooshé.

388
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,983
Those euro jerks forgot to remove me

389
00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:18,596
from their text thread.

390
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,973
"Sabotaggio"?

391
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,017
Sabotaggio?

392
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,478
Ooh, is that some kind
of delicious spiced ham?

393
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,014
It means they sabotaged Lisa's kart!

394
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:30,066
Oh, God, I knew she was in danger.

395
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,984
My overreacting is now just...

396
00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:34,320
reacting.

397
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,948
It's the final lap of
the Springfield Little Grand Prix,

398
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,108
and the karts are tighter
than a royal corgi's collar

399
00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:42,245
as they head into Lard Lad turn.

400
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,288
Perfecto, Team Dooshé.

401
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,291
You loosened all the bolts
on Lisa's kart. Boof!

402
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:52,672
We have contact!

403
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,052
In the storm,
I am the calm at the center.

404
00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:03,850
Why is her wheel not-a falling off?

405
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:05,977
Aah!

406
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,230
Sabotaggio.

407
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,941
Okay, missing a wheel, no brakes,

408
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,819
still in control.

409
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,071
Okay, now I'm not in control,

410
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,781
but still calm.

411
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,826
Wow, I have a great therapist.

412
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,494
She's gonna die!

413
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,734
Marge, I learned my lesson. I was right.

414
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,294
Lisa's not safe.

415
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,005
Aah! Sabotaggio!

416
00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:43,389
- Dad!
- Don't worry, sweetie.

417
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,432
I'm gonna get you out of this mess

418
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,225
the way I got you into this mess:

419
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,437
by driving like a maniac!

420
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,608
Stay behind me.

421
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,109
Aw, you're brake checking me.

422
00:19:58,144 --> 00:20:01,699
But now I'm brake checking with love.

423
00:20:04,841 --> 00:20:07,004
Oh! I-a lose.

424
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,707
This sport is stupid-o.

425
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,126
And now I fade away to Ibiza

426
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,963
to a quiet life as a beach DJ.

427
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,049
Boof.

428
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,930
Dad, thank you.
You've made me feel safe.

429
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,724
And I always will.

430
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,230
Shh.

431
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:38,069
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