1 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:13,828 I really hope you chumps are happy, 2 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:15,922 'cause I had to open up at 6:00 a.m. here. 3 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,017 Thank you, Moe. 4 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:18,425 And thank you, pro football, 5 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,854 for playing your worst games every year in London. 6 00:00:22,005 --> 00:00:23,747 Yeah, the games start so early, 7 00:00:23,766 --> 00:00:26,600 now we can spend Sunday morning as God intended... 8 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,028 Not in church! 9 00:00:29,104 --> 00:00:31,697 And still drunk from last night. 10 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:33,681 Welcome back to Wembley Stadium 11 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,183 where the score at the interval 12 00:00:35,277 --> 00:00:37,685 is Jacksonville Jaguars 25, 13 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:39,872 Buffalo Williams nil. 14 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:42,449 Boy, I got 100 quid on the Jag-u-ars, 15 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:44,268 and I don't even know how much that is. 16 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:46,270 I'm Buffalo all the way. 17 00:00:46,363 --> 00:00:48,363 Ten bob, six shillings, baby. 18 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:50,440 You know, I've dabbled in a lot of anonymouses 19 00:00:50,534 --> 00:00:51,625 but never gambling. 20 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,886 I always thought betting was for class acts, 21 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:56,704 like, James Bond or Pete Rose 22 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,282 or Secretariat. 23 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,892 Why don't you give it a try, Moseph? 24 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,636 Yeah, make one little bet on the next game. 25 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,878 Baltimore-Detroit. 26 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,380 It's harmless fun. 27 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,809 All right, I guess I could bet a buck. 28 00:01:08,961 --> 00:01:10,736 That's nothing to get too worked up about. 29 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,577 The walrus has his own money. 30 00:01:18,804 --> 00:01:21,138 And we are underway here in Baltimore, 31 00:01:21,231 --> 00:01:24,324 as the Ravens take on the Detroit Lions. 32 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,109 Beautiful day for football. 33 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,811 and Detroit scores! 34 00:01:27,904 --> 00:01:29,646 Baltimore ties it up! 35 00:01:29,665 --> 00:01:31,148 Detroit kick is good. 36 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,649 Touchdown Baltimore! 37 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:34,259 and Detroit is coming back. 38 00:01:34,486 --> 00:01:36,336 Baltimore retakes the lead. 39 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:39,598 Man, this game could go either way. 40 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:41,158 Detroit player injured. 41 00:01:41,176 --> 00:01:43,102 Baltimore just might pull it out. 42 00:01:43,253 --> 00:01:44,828 My God, I'm gonna win! 43 00:01:44,847 --> 00:01:47,022 Turns out I was a winner all my life. 44 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:49,333 But what's this? 45 00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:51,610 Detroit scores a last-second safety 46 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:54,113 and the Lions are victorious. 47 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,524 De-who scores an un-what and the wheres are wha-torious? 48 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,343 Geez. Tough luck, Moe. 49 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:00,101 You lost. 50 00:02:00,195 --> 00:02:01,678 Damn you, Balty-more! 51 00:02:01,697 --> 00:02:05,015 You crab-infested Edgar Allan Poe-munchers! 52 00:02:06,276 --> 00:02:07,684 Calm down, Moe. 53 00:02:07,686 --> 00:02:08,869 It was just a dollar. 54 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:10,157 To you it was just a dollar! 55 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,356 To me it was a whole simoleon! All right? 56 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:13,779 Get the hell out of here! All of youse! 57 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:14,949 Bar's closed! 58 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,527 - We're leaving! - You, too, Slumpo! 59 00:02:17,546 --> 00:02:19,555 Slumpo? 60 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,269 I don't like the sound of that squish. 61 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:29,523 Guys, I think Larry's... 62 00:02:30,726 --> 00:02:31,966 dead. 63 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,429 I don't know why we had to come here. 64 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:37,548 Funerals are stupid. 65 00:02:37,641 --> 00:02:39,825 You're all excused from coming to mine. 66 00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:41,827 Good. I had something that day anyway. 67 00:02:42,054 --> 00:02:43,887 I didn't have anything that day. 68 00:02:43,906 --> 00:02:46,056 Homie, you have to pay your respects. 69 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:48,667 You spent more time with Larry than your own kids. 70 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:50,002 That's not true at all. 71 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,487 Who's my best friend? What's my favorite subject? 72 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,006 Who do I admire most in the world? 73 00:02:54,157 --> 00:02:56,066 How old am I? And what color's my bike? 74 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:58,844 Pass. Pass. Crackle from Snap, Crackle, and Pop. 75 00:02:58,995 --> 00:03:00,828 Pass. And trick question... 76 00:03:00,923 --> 00:03:03,182 You have a skateboard. 77 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:07,227 I'm strangely comforted by the passes. 78 00:03:09,264 --> 00:03:11,648 Wow, light turnout. 79 00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:16,770 I'm so glad you guys could make it. 80 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:17,921 How could we not? 81 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,531 Larry was... around. 82 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:22,367 So we just throw some money into this tip jar here? 83 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:25,595 What's the right amount? One? Five? 84 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:26,596 One? 85 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:27,931 This is gonna take a while. 86 00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:29,857 Want to crash a few funerals? 87 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:32,336 I'm already wearing a dress. 88 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:35,105 So as you sail alone 89 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:37,457 'cross the wine-dark seas of eternity, 90 00:03:37,609 --> 00:03:40,944 you shall remain evermore in our hearts. 91 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:44,281 Yarr-I-P, my feathered friend. 92 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:48,468 You always said that you wanted one of these, Polly. 93 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,045 And now you have one. 94 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:52,731 Arr! 95 00:03:52,882 --> 00:03:54,382 Arr! Arr! 96 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,960 Check me out, Lis! 97 00:03:57,053 --> 00:03:58,979 I'm bearing pall! 98 00:03:59,131 --> 00:04:01,556 Aunt Eunice, you saw us through so much, 99 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,983 triumph and sorrow, 100 00:04:03,135 --> 00:04:05,469 and it's a comfort to know that you died at 92 101 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:06,803 of natural causes. 102 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:07,988 Natural causes? 103 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,749 She clearly died from the vaccine! 104 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,252 You shut up, Robert F. Quimby Jr.! 105 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,645 You're an embarrassment to this family. 106 00:04:15,664 --> 00:04:17,481 And that's saying a lot! 107 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,834 Sorry I'm late. 108 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:22,076 Who are we doing today? 109 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,821 A sad, balding drunk 110 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,657 - who hung out at Moe's. - Got it. 111 00:04:27,676 --> 00:04:32,829 Homer Simpson was a beloved pillar of this community. 112 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:34,623 He thinks you died. 113 00:04:34,683 --> 00:04:35,774 Do something. 114 00:04:35,925 --> 00:04:37,667 Why? He's saying nice things. 115 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,427 You never call me a pillar. 116 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,446 He's not? 117 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:43,240 Are you sure? 118 00:04:46,178 --> 00:04:48,436 Anyhoo, 119 00:04:48,514 --> 00:04:52,032 and now a few words from Larry's mother, 120 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,418 Iris Dalrymple. 121 00:04:56,021 --> 00:05:01,282 Well, my Lawrence always talked about his best friends, 122 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:04,194 the fellows at Moe's Tavern. 123 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:07,121 It would warm my heart if they came up 124 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:11,018 and shared fond memories of my son. 125 00:05:12,295 --> 00:05:13,720 I'm not talking. You talk. 126 00:05:13,872 --> 00:05:15,205 - I didn't know him. - No one did. 127 00:05:15,223 --> 00:05:16,556 Your stool was closest. 128 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:21,728 Perhaps one of you could talk about Larry's love of fishing. 129 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,822 One time, 130 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:26,049 we went to this great fishing lake. 131 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,308 Lake Fish. 132 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,287 Yeah. Fish Lake was full of... 133 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:32,572 fish. 134 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,575 You know who always caught the biggest fish? 135 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:36,727 Who? Who? 136 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,229 I-I, I want to say Larry? 137 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:40,580 Big Fish Larry. 138 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,156 Yeah. Larry, indeed. 139 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,583 Watch out, fish! 140 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:45,302 What a true story. 141 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,997 - Oof. - Why did you never take the time 142 00:05:50,075 --> 00:05:51,908 to get to know this man? 143 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,243 Hey, at least we came? 144 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:55,020 Hey, Barney totally blew this off. 145 00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:57,097 Said he had something more important to do. 146 00:05:57,249 --> 00:05:59,416 Selfish jerk. 147 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:14,206 Marge, Larry just didn't fit into our band of bros. 148 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:16,375 The four of us are closer than close. 149 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:18,281 Yeah, we're like the Sex and the City broads, 150 00:06:18,361 --> 00:06:20,103 except, super gross. 151 00:06:20,122 --> 00:06:22,789 Yeah, Larry just wasn't part of our deal. 152 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,158 Because you never asked him to be. 153 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:28,945 All he ever wanted was a simple human connection. 154 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:33,725 But, instead, he died unloved in a bar. 155 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:25,110 Is it possible we're terrible people? 156 00:07:25,337 --> 00:07:28,672 Yes, but the one I'm really disappointed in is... 157 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:30,523 - Lenny. - What? 158 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,861 You just always struck me as a sensitive guy with a good heart. 159 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,179 I did? 160 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:39,273 I'm so sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, 161 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:42,169 but I found this in my son's room. 162 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:46,873 It's all five of us. 163 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,969 Hey, it kind of looks like we're in front of Serenity Falls. 164 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:56,533 I know. We should all take Larry's ashes there, together. 165 00:07:56,626 --> 00:08:00,020 It's the sensitive thing to do. 166 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:04,149 That's a wonderful idea. 167 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:05,817 I can't go to Serenity Falls. 168 00:08:06,044 --> 00:08:07,802 It sounds stressful! 169 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:09,988 And I... 170 00:08:10,215 --> 00:08:11,639 love stress? 171 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,901 The four amigos are on the road! 172 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:16,995 Or should I say "five"? 173 00:08:37,242 --> 00:08:39,425 See, Larry? We're not so bad. 174 00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:40,999 We're taking you to your special place, 175 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:42,762 Serenity Falls. 176 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,080 Let's get this over with. 177 00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:45,673 I got a big date with my girl. 178 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:48,935 Naima's taking me to see the reunited Kool & the Gang. 179 00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:51,254 Didn't she date one of the Gang? 180 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:52,346 One of? 181 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,015 She dated Kool. 182 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,077 - Whoa! Kool! - Wow! - Ooh. 183 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,354 We spent a million hours with this guy, 184 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,115 but he never felt like one of us. 185 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:05,026 He was a drunk, and we're just social drinkers 186 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,452 who also drink alone. 187 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,862 Two different worlds. 188 00:09:07,989 --> 00:09:10,957 I just hope that if Larry knew we were doing this, 189 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,533 it would make him happy. 190 00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:14,444 Yeah, as happy as Naima 191 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:16,888 when she was dishing it out to Kool? 192 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,948 - Would you shut up? - Sorry, sorry. 193 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,784 Hey, let's listen to some music? 194 00:09:20,802 --> 00:09:22,619 Get your mind off of... 195 00:09:22,637 --> 00:09:23,711 you know, things. 196 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,981 Could you turn off the light? 197 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,242 And leave Larry all alone in the dark? 198 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:39,411 Can you believe this guy? 199 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:40,561 Larry's not here! 200 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:41,638 He's dead! 201 00:09:41,656 --> 00:09:42,914 His ghost is here. 202 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:43,915 Aw, come on, Lenny. 203 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,325 Ghosts ain't real? 204 00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:46,659 Yes, they are. 205 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,813 I believe that Larry's ghost is hovering above us, 206 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,572 blowing out birthday candles, 207 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,167 helping figure skaters land their jumps 208 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:57,837 and cooling down hot soup with his icy cold ghost finger. 209 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,839 Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. 210 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,158 Everybody knows that when you die, 211 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:04,436 your soul becomes cosmic energy, 212 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,679 until your consciousness is reborn 213 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:10,091 as a creature that befits your metaphysical station, 214 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,517 be it mighty moose 215 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:13,469 or a proud paramecium. 216 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,429 Shut your traps, you deluded freaks. 217 00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:17,115 Here's the deal... When you croak, 218 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,175 it's just a sad, silent void. 219 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:21,511 Nothin'. And it's not even a regular nothin'. 220 00:10:21,646 --> 00:10:23,363 It's an absence of everything? 221 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,290 Where no matter how hard you think, 222 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:28,109 you can't imagine how nothin' it is. 223 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,444 Like that abandoned mall where the JC Pennys 224 00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:31,871 is full of bears? 225 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:32,872 No. 226 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,524 You're all wrong. 227 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:37,026 Why have questions when we have the Bible? 228 00:10:37,045 --> 00:10:39,045 I didn't serve 20 years to life in church 229 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,031 not to cash in on those frequent prayer miles. 230 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,791 I can't wait till I die 231 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,477 so I can slide in next to Larry 232 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:48,647 and eat buffalo angel wings for all eternity 233 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,724 without a celery stick in sight. 234 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,984 - Ghosts. - Void. 235 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,878 - Space moose. - Wings. 236 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:56,613 Don't listen to them, ghost Larry. 237 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,327 Void! 238 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,705 First pee of the day. Let's make it count. 239 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:13,296 Larry, get back in your jar. 240 00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:16,082 What the hell is this? 241 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,584 And this, and this. 242 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,920 What parts of Larry were these? 243 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:28,061 Hey, Homer, what you doing down there? 244 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,098 Sweet Tabasco Sally, 245 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,526 is thems what I think thems is? 246 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:39,939 Sapphires. 247 00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:41,424 Larry's ashes were full of them. 248 00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:42,443 What gives? 249 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,427 Larry must have had these Smurf-stones 250 00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,946 crammed up his wazoo when they crematized him. 251 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,690 He must have been moving stolen gems 252 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:52,210 across the northern border by stuffing them up 253 00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:54,270 his southern pass. 254 00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:57,774 All I knows is Larry is dead, and we are rich. 255 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,775 My God, you're right. 256 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,960 We gotta tell Lenny and Carl. 257 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,036 Real quick sidebar. 258 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,538 Um, do we really want to bother 259 00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:05,782 our gentlemen friends 260 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,285 with this here, gemalogical situation? 261 00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:11,378 - Why wouldn't we? - Aw, bless your heart. 262 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,899 But whatever money these corpse jewels yield, 263 00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:17,718 we'd be crazy to split it four ways. 264 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,073 Look, you and me need this money 265 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,891 way more than Lenny and Carl, all right? 266 00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:25,392 You got an expensive trophy wife 267 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,986 and, like, a thousand crazy kids. 268 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,763 And all I got is a crummy bar 269 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,640 full of toxic black mold. 270 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,308 What? 271 00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:36,045 I guess I do have a lot of financial burdens. 272 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,000 Hey, open up. 273 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:43,244 I gotta record my gum depth. 274 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,413 Two, two, two, three, two... 275 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,854 Okay, getting ready to lie to our friends. 276 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,434 And... showtime! 277 00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:52,103 Good morning, dearest Carlton. 278 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,439 I know what's going on in here. 279 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,257 I, um... 280 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,443 You guys were getting up early 281 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,945 to use the two free continental breakfast vouchers 282 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,338 without us. 283 00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:06,100 Well, we're using 'em. Me and Larry. 284 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,769 Don't worry, we'll get our chance. 285 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,037 Wait a sec, this ain't the road to the Falls. 286 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,613 Yeah, I took the scenic route. 287 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,209 I thought Larry would appreciate seeing those wildflowers. 288 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:26,137 Guess who planted those. Lady Bird Johnson. 289 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,380 What the hell, Lenny? 290 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,474 You know I gotta get back to save my lady 291 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,309 from the clutches of Kool and the Gang. 292 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,036 I thought you weren't worried. 293 00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,312 Of course I'm worried. 294 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:38,041 They won the 2014 Soul Train Music Legend award. 295 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,725 Now let's get back on the highway. 296 00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:42,045 Give it! 297 00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:01,673 I'm sorry, Carl. I'll get back on the highway. 298 00:14:01,749 --> 00:14:03,842 No. You go however you want. 299 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:06,052 Let's do right by Larry. 300 00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:13,409 Larry! 301 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:15,353 Our secret gems! 302 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,098 Nothing to see here? 303 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,008 Just, crystalized Larry chunks. 304 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,418 Gems. Gems, gems, gems. 305 00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:24,587 Gems. Gems, gems. Precious gems. 306 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,348 There were sapphires in Larry's urn? 307 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,441 And you knew? 308 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,927 Look, guys, we can explain. You see... 309 00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:32,612 Homer talked me into screwing youse over 310 00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:34,931 so we could keep them gems all for ourselves, all right? 311 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,949 - What? - You liar! 312 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,293 Hands up. 313 00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:42,046 Back away from the urn. 314 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,867 Y'all are under arrest for violating 315 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,371 section 545 of the U.S. commerce code: 316 00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,797 jewel smuggling. 317 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,709 Y'all get in the frunk. 318 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:07,130 "front trunk." Frunk. 319 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:08,648 Now I get it. 320 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,474 I'm not going to jail 321 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:19,976 'cause you two were gem smuggling. 322 00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:21,586 It's worse than that, dummy. 323 00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,479 Homer and Moe weren't gonna tell us about 324 00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:26,407 the sapphires they found in the Larry crumbs. 325 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,151 I wanted to tell you, but Homer threatened 326 00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:29,410 to set my bar on fire. 327 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,263 What? You told me to keep the gems a secret, 328 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,249 and I only listened to you because I'm highly suggestable. 329 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,936 - No, you're not. - You're right, I'm not. 330 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:40,179 Who cares? All I know is we were the victims 331 00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:42,106 of an A-1 screw job. 332 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,609 This is the worst thing you guys have ever done. 333 00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:48,521 Yeah, Carl? Well, what about when you 334 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,857 won a year's supply of Old El Paso taco kits, 335 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,676 and never invited me over? 336 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:54,953 You won that contest? 337 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,955 I wrote the taco poem. 338 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,440 You must have submitted it as yours. 339 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,684 Maybe I just got tired of hearing your voice 340 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:04,128 that sounds like a duck with a sinus infection. 341 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,966 "The box contains seasoning and five broken shells. 342 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:12,545 You and your family buy everything else. Old El Paso." 343 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:13,972 He does sound like a duck. 344 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,456 Now I'll never not hear it. 345 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,717 You knew broken shells are my thing. 346 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,133 Is this what we're like when we're... sober? 347 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,878 We're nothing like the Sex and the City broads. 348 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:31,564 You take us out of that bar, and what's holding us together? 349 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,882 Nothing. 350 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,309 And to think all Larry wanted out of life 351 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,978 was to be part of this friend group. 352 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,998 What a dumb dead chump. 353 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:42,058 Hey, boss, I found the idiots 354 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,335 who took Larry's last haul. 355 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:48,564 They're just a bunch of losers that hate each other. Heh. 356 00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,008 It's all taken care of. 357 00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:53,344 Excellent work, Mickey No-Loose-Ends. 358 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,404 So what you want me to do with them? 359 00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,073 Let them go. 360 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,850 They know nothing. 361 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,686 Got it. No loose ends. 362 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,507 I gotta pay more attention to the nicknames 363 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,008 when I hire these guys. 364 00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:10,770 Now, can you go pick up Connie at the airport, 365 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:12,179 Bruno Wife-Banger? 366 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,090 Hey, with pleasure. 367 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,352 No loose ends. 368 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,614 This psycho ain't a sheriff. He's a psycho! 369 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,541 And we're his loose ends. 370 00:17:23,692 --> 00:17:25,025 We're all gonna die. 371 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:28,713 What if Lenny's right, and we're all gonna be ghosts? 372 00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:31,215 What if Moe is right, and it's just a void? 373 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,200 Incomprehensible nothing. 374 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,219 I don't think I could handle that. 375 00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,947 No, no, no, Homer's heaven makes sense to me now. 376 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,449 Hey, Lord, I repent everything I ever done. 377 00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:44,044 That he knows about. Heh, heh, heh. 378 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,231 Guys, I think Carl's stupid energy crap is real, 379 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,975 and I'm totally coming back as one of those koalas 380 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:52,295 with an STD. 381 00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:04,898 Hey, hey, look at this. 382 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,251 I could blast him when he opens the frunk. 383 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:10,088 - That flare gun. - Flare gun will save us. 384 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:12,423 Time to get out. Whoa! 385 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,500 Eat flare, jerk. 386 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:26,512 Nobody move. As long as our weight is balanced, 387 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:27,847 we're not going over. 388 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,923 Although, if one of us jumped out, 389 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,256 that person would save themselves, 390 00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:32,926 and everyone else would die. 391 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,504 So any one of us could save themselves 392 00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:36,781 and doom the rest? 393 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,765 No! 394 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,680 Our only hope is to jump out at the exact same time. 395 00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:45,939 Either we all survive, 396 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,792 or we all find out what the afterlife is... 397 00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,869 together. 398 00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:51,033 Unless it's the void, in which case 399 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,371 we won't find out nothin'. 400 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,873 Okay, on three. 401 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,616 One, two... 402 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,301 Three! 403 00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,470 - Yay, we did it. - Whoo! 404 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,198 You don't jump on three. You jump on "go." 405 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,866 One, two, three, go. 406 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,643 The three is the go. 407 00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:09,021 Agree to disagree... 408 00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:12,541 I probably should leave, but I can't. 409 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:15,378 Got to make sure there's no... 410 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,897 loose ends. 411 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,661 - Larry? - It can't be. 412 00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,054 It's another urn. 413 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,344 What happened? 414 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,265 Larry saved your life. 415 00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:50,188 Wow, these electric cars even explode quiet. 416 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:53,766 And look, we're right here at Serenity Falls. 417 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,935 Larry's special place. 418 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,179 Wait, this don't look the same at all. 419 00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:01,440 This whole stupid trip where we were driven apart, 420 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,051 and then came back together with a much deeper bond, 421 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:05,703 was for nothing. 422 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,431 My God, guys, I think I know 423 00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:12,025 where Larry really wanted us to take his death dust 424 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,936 and bone chunks. 425 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,614 Welcome home, Larry. 426 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,725 Enjoy your special place. 427 00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:30,228 It's too bad we lost those sapphires. 428 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,137 I guess they fell out of the urn. 429 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:35,149 Yeah, it's a real mystery. 430 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,644 Heh, heh, heh. 431 00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:31,330 Shh! 432 00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,410 >>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org