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Marge, I love
when you grab my butt

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with your cold, stiff fingers.

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Homie,
I'm not touching your butt.

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- Ew!
- Ew! Ew! Ew!

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Save me, Baywatch!

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The Yellow Lotus,
a luxury, five-star resort,

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has opened its teakwood doors to
Springfield's neediest minority:

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the wealthy elite.

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And in breaking news...

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This just in...

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my mouth. Mmm!

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- Mmm!

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Are you sure
this is the timeshare we bought?

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It's the exact same address.

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We've been paying into it
for ten years.

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It just seems too good a place
for us to have a reservation.

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Read it and weep.

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For joy... 'cause it's good.

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Now, I'm legally forbidden
to say

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that this is a good investment.

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But this is
a very good investment.

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Homer, I'm uncomfortable.

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The baby's using my womb
as a trampoline,

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and Consumer Repo says

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timeshares are the worst
investment in real estate.

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Hey, I am not
selling you real estate.

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I'm selling you something

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that is much more valuable
than property.

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Points.

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Hmm. Points, eh?

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Points that you can trade in
for a dream vacation any time,

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except on blackout dates.

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Your unborn children
will inherit your points.

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And your fees.

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It's a steal. For me.

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Woo-hoo! Why, you!

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Yeah, quick question.
Is he mooning me?

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The baby's behind speaks
for us all

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when it says
we should leave now!

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Well, of course.
You're not prisoners.

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But if you leave,
you are breaking the law,

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and you'll end up in prison
unless you sign this contract.

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Oh, no. My husband is having
a severe allergic reaction.

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He needs to get
to the hospital immediately!

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Another free breakfast,

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and all I had
to do was risk death.

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Ow.

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Homer, I see you eyeing
this delicious croquembouche.

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85 choux puffs.

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You think
I would sign a lifetime contract

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for a stupid dessert?

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Never again.

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Not after Spectrum cable.

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My friend, this is America.

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Just because you can't possibly
afford something

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doesn't mean
that you can't buy it.

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Luxury vacations are not just
for the rich and the famous.

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They're for average schlubs
like you.

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- Like me?
- Of course!

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Homer, what is more important:
to feel rich or to be rich?

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To be rich!

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Guess again.

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To feel rich!

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Exactly. Now sign.

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Or don't and commit your family
to the worst life of all:

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one with nothing
to look forward to.

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Oh.

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You get a free boombox.

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- Done!
- Oh!

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Huh?

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But when can we use
the timeshare?

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The answer to that is...

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The croquembouche!

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Homer, you were right.

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I can't believe it.

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The monthly fees,
the maintenance fees,

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the fee-calculating fees.

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All worth it!

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Welcome, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Smithers.

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Who's a good boy?

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Heel, heel! Stop biting my heel!

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These dogs have been working
hard and need a vacation.

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They need
to be pampered, pedicured

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and anally expressed
twice a day.

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Relax the hounds!

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Yes, sir. Excuse me.

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Everything here is
for guests only,

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including the view.

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Howdy.

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You can't do this to us!

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We may not have much money,

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but we're rich in what counts
around here: points!

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Ah, yes, right.
Well, that timeshare company

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no longer owns this property.

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But as a courtesy,
we do honor those points.

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I'll see you at checkout.

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Mm.

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This is going to be the most
wonderful week of our lives.

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Checkout time.
Back away from the minibar.

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Uh, excuse me.
May I remind you

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we have accumulated
450 million points.

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Which equals 20 minutes.
Your stay is over.

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This room now belongs
to Dr. and Mrs. Hibbert.

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Oh, you think you've won, eh?

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We are taking the free shampoo!

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Stupid shampoo!

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Why is everything
I want to steal bolted down?

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Check... mate.

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We requested a sober room.
No minibar.

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My wife has gone a whole year
without a drink.

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Oh, thank you, Julius.

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Please tell everybody.

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I won't mention
how you have your nurse

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finish your operations
so you can go play golf.

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Oops.

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Woman.

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Don't worry about me.

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I know how to cope
perfectly well without drinking.

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I'm so glad I married a doctor.

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Welcome to the Yellow Lotus.

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I'm Shauna.
You're Tasha.

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Yes, I know my name. Usually.

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I also ordered
a welcome massage.

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Not Swedish, shiatsu.

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Also, it hurts when I smile.

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Can you help?

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I love the Yellow Lotus resorts.

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So many beautiful bodies.

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Especially the dead ones.

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Whatever... I can do to help,
let me know.

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I have three connecting
diamond lotus suites.

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One for me, one for my husband

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and one for my luggage.

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That woman's luggage
gets a room, but we don't?

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Is this why
we defeated the Nazi zombies

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in Call of Duty: World at War?

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We could sneak into
the rich lady's luggage room,

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and stay there for a week.

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But Mom would never...

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We are doing that!

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Oh, I love it
when you break bad.

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Hey, how'd you get the key, boy?

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The real question is not
how did I get a key,

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but how did I get a machine
that makes keys?

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He's got you there, Marge.

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I didn't ask anything.

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Higher! Higher!

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Ow! Too high!

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Marge, come here.

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I have to show you something

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that I never dreamed
was possible.

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There's a TV in the mirror.

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It's always been my dream
to watch me watching TV.

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Wow!

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She's got to be
the happiest woman in the world.

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Oh. You're always leaving me!

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Where are you going now?
Another secret phone call?

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She suspects nothing.

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She won't know until the minute
my hands are around her neck.

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We have to warn that poor woman
she's in danger!

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But we're on vacation.

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And Bob's only
an attempted murderer.

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Attempted.

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My ears are burning.

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Sideshow Bob!

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Hello, Simpsons. Bart.

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Don't "Bart" me, man.

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What's your evil plan this time?

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I might ask the same of you.

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I believe you
and your sticky-fingered family

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are squatting in a luxury suite
meant for my wife's luggage.

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How do we know
you're not just after her money?

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Now, Marge, that hurts.

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I have my own fortune.

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I invented a rake
with a collapsible handle.

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No more head bonks.

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Now, let's see
what your options are.

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A: You expose my past to my wife

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while I get you arrested
for trespassing.

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B: Everyone keeps quiet,
and we all enjoy...

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Who am I to judge you, Bob?

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Okay. Fine. One week.

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But if your wife turns up dead,

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even once,

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we're calling the cops.

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Bob, who are you talking to?

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Ah, my pet.

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I was just doing vocalizations
in the other room

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so I wouldn't disturb you.

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Peas and carrots.
Peas and carrots.

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Oost, ohst, ost, est, east.

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Badagaga, badagaga,
badagaga, badagaga.

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Well, I guess
we're trusting the psychopath.

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Sociopath.

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Two distinct diagnoses.

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With a slight touch of...

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the narcissist.

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Hello.

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Oh!

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Hi.

201
00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:02,295
I see you're reading Barbra.

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00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,764
Yeah. After I put it
in my suitcase,

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I had no room for anything else.

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00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,137
I've got the audiobook.

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I had to delete
all the photos on my phone

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so I'd have enough memory.

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00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,677
Who needs my memories
when I have Barbra's?

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00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,245
Let's listen together.

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00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:31,559
Kids! We're trying
to be inconspicuous.

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No problem!

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Marco.

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00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,761
Polo.

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00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,796
- Marc—
- Polo!

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00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,235
You don't belong here.

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00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,471
This is an adults-only pool.

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The hotel will take these kids
off your hands

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for the rest of your trip, sir.

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Oh! It's about time.

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Thank you!

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Polo!

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- Ah! Jerk!

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00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,026
Excuse me.
I don't mean to bother,

223
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,696
but can I please get
a vegan option?

224
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,297
What the hell are you doing?

225
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,200
I mean saying "excuse me"
and "please."

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Rich kids talk like that.

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00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,403
Hello?

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00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:19,039
Do I have to color in
this drawing myself?

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00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,875
Inside the lines, dum-dum!

230
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,677
You'll never blend in, Lis.

231
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,014
You call these crudités?

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00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,882
I want farm-to-table.

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00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,821
Isn't it grand?

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00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:39,893
Our kids are getting spoiled
in a way we could never afford.

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00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,029
Have you noticed something,
Homer?

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We're the only happy people
here.

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Wow. Well, these rich jerks

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may not appreciate
how good they have it,

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but we do.

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And we're gonna have it all.

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00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,652
Do you have a masseur
for the plus-sized man?

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00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:09,022
Oh, baby.

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00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,024
I'd like

244
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,759
a full-body sage scrub,

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00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,494
seaweed foot mask,

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00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:14,795
pumpkin face mask,

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00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,063
cedar oil hair mask

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00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,399
and toxin release mud bath.

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Ditto.

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00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,610
We're clear.

251
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,147
Finally, I can relax.

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Somebody here is going to die.

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Gah!

254
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,153
Who will it be?

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00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,021
The Poisoned Queen?

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00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:44,158
- The Suffering Toady?
- Mm.

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Or is it the Hanged Bride?

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Beware.

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00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,298
Beware?

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00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,567
Is it
"existential crisis" beware?

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00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,503
Or is it beware
like the egg salad's gone bad?

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Oh, don't worry.

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00:13:57,538 --> 00:14:01,308
These hotel fortune tellers
are always fakes.

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00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,677
Mama, we need you
in the kitchen, eh?

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00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,880
Just as I predicted.

266
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:07,881
Oh.

267
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,617
There's something
I'm afraid I have to tell you.

268
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:11,952
Something bad.

269
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,355
Sounds like I'm gonna need
a macaron.

270
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,623
Better take the whole plate.

271
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,629
I think you may be married
to a murderous psychopath.

272
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:22,896
Sociopath.

273
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,164
What?

274
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,832
That's crazy.

275
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,901
Bob married my sister
for her money,

276
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,404
and she has way less than you.

277
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,206
Well, I've got
an ironclad prenup.

278
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,641
If we get divorced,

279
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,076
Bob gets no money.

280
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,310
Unless I'm murdered.

281
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,746
But he told me
that's just boilerplate.

282
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,562
And now for my next request,

283
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,232
I'd like to ask security
to take out two trespassers

284
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,169
who, not coincidentally,
went back on their word to me.

285
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,338
Uh, you're still here?

286
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,606
Security!

287
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,652
Throw spaghetti sauce
in my eyes!

288
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,622
That's-a better.

289
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,032
Oh, there she is again.

290
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,034
Doesn't a hotel manager
have better things to do?

291
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,904
I have to protect the brand!

292
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,739
The brand!

293
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,374
Marge, do what I do.

294
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:49,650
Damn it, Bernice. Do you want to
leave this resort in a body bag?

295
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,052
The only hard part
will be getting her

296
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,221
to the top of the cliff.

297
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:56,691
If the hounds
don't taste blood soon,

298
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,159
I fear they'll go mad.

299
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,362
This resort is filled
with psychos,

300
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,066
murderers and mild neurotics!

301
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,333
Oy, my leg hurts...

302
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,001
whenever there's fog.

303
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,936
Oh, my God, Marge.

304
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,139
It's the worst one of all!

305
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,741
Who here has ever wanted
to take a vacation

306
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,876
and earn money at the same time?

307
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,162
You sold us
a worthless timeshare!

308
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,164
Uh, you're gonna have
to narrow that down.

309
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,433
You remember this? Huh?

310
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,402
Lady, do you know how many
pregnant women I have defrauded?

311
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,938
That baby is now ten years old.

312
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,474
Oh, yeah.
I'll never forget that ass.

313
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,544
You guys must have accumulated
a hell of a lot of debt.

314
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,280
Look, I'm not in that business
anymore, okay?

315
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,083
Now I get people out
of timeshare scams.

316
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,051
Is that also a scam?

317
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,886
Yeah. Much more profitable.

318
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,956
I'm going to do something now
I should have done back then.

319
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,193
Hey, I need that for evil!

320
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,796
You have some very bad karma,
mister.

321
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,065
Ooh, ooh, I have bad karma.

322
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,034
Oh, I'm so scared!

323
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:18,271
Oh, please don't hurt me,
Hindu gods!

324
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,408
Don't be a smart aleck.

325
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,812
When you do something bad,
it always catches up with you.

326
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,280
Gotcha! Moochers!

327
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,448
- Moochers?
- They're despicable.

328
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,885
I've been watching
you all be miserable in paradise

329
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:33,887
and take everything for granted.

330
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,755
So you may be wealthier,

331
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,092
but we're rich in what counts.

332
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:41,295
- Points?
- The ability to go on vacation

333
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,898
and have fun without plotting
to kill our loved ones!

334
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,199
And now, lady,

335
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,203
I'm going to take in the view!

336
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,279
You know, Homie,

337
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,348
the ferry doesn't come
for a while.

338
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,117
- How 'bout one last swim?

339
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,490
Mwah.

340
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,031
You've played me for a fool,
Bernice.

341
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,165
But no more!

342
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,601
There's only one way
to end this.

343
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:23,637
Oh, no!

344
00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:27,942
I love you, Bernice.

345
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,277
And we're not coming down
until you're clean.

346
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,179
Also, not until I figure out

347
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,615
how to get this balloon back
to land.

348
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,021
No! Stop!

349
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,156
Nice Dobermans!

350
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,495
Thank God
I brought my spare bone.

351
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,097
D'oh!

352
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,502
For you, my darling.

353
00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,040
Oh, wow.

354
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,277
All the secret phone calls
were to arrange this?

355
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,412
Like all sociopaths,

356
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,149
all I really needed
was the love of a good woman.

357
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:09,816
And the proper medication.

358
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,019
Now all I want to do
is smother you

359
00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:13,487
with kisses

360
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,921
and set you ablaze

361
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,357
with passion.

362
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,625
Mwah!

363
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,026
Well, I'll be.

364
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,896
He's as great a husband as I am.

365
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:24,832
Now, my dear, may I serenade you

366
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,434
with the divine
Gilbert and Sullivan?

367
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,744
Wha—

368
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,413
Tasha, why?

369
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,082
- I'm a fast-cycling
manic-depressive!

370
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,684
Oh, no, Bob! What have I done?

371
00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:51,959
- Bob.
- Mel.

372
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,160
My best to Krusty.

373
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,229
The three of us
should have lunch.

374
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,229
Yes, but not this week.

375
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,430
I'm doing a cleanse.

376
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,835
Ah. Your colon will thank you.

377
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,737
So I guess everyone's fine!

378
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,674
Except for the body.

379
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:12,512
A shark.

380
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,651
Oh, it's just an adorable
little otter.

381
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,889
Oh!

382
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,929
Timeshare salesman
turned retired scoundrel

383
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,564
Nick Callahan is dead,

384
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,468
leaving behind a fortune
valued at 80 billion points.

385
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,003
In "otter" news...

386
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,605
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387
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:16,142
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388
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389
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390
00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:27,621
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391
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,522
Shh!