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D'oh!

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Thanks to Lisa Simpson's tireless

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and tiresome advocacy,

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Springfield will now be providing

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free LED light bulbs to every household.

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I can use the money I saved

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to pay for these louder bullets.

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I applause Springfield

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for finally embracing
a progressive idea.

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Whoa, nelly! It's a progressive idea?

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Well, now I hate it.

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You can have my incandescents

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when you unscrew them
from my cold, dead lamps.

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But this is for a good cause.

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The planet or film
preservation or whatnot.

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People, don't let our divisiveness

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turn this into another Big Gulp riot.

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There's so much anger
and hostility around us.

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Where does all this
negativity come from?

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More importantly,
where does all the rage go?

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And in the culture wars,

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a new battle is being fought

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in the town of Springfield,

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where they're coming
after your light bulbs.

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What's next... your truck's testicles?

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Mrs. Butterworth's ample bosom?

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- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Aw, come on.

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You know what I think?

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I think the far-light crazies

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need to check their watt privilege.

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- Well, that's correct.
- Okay? - Yeah, very much so.

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Go, monster!
Crush that sculpture garden.

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Wait, Bart, you're a right-winger?

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Nah, I'm mostly just anti-you.

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And anti-saxophone garbage.

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And pro wrecking stuff
that helps people.

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So that's a yes.

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People, don't you see?

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This monster is a physical manifestation

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of your fear and hate.

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Look what your red rage has created.

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Darn it.

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Go, monster.

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The destruction's one thing,

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but do these coastal elite monsters

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have to be so smug?

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He's gonna destroy that
factory and end gun violence.

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"Friend, Blue Monster here.

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"Are you as concerned as I am

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"about the Senate race in Nevada?

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Donate to Act Blue Monster."

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Ugh.

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Oh, be nice.

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Um, ladies and gentlemen,

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I have had a brilliant idea.

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Well, that's just not the same,
now, is it?

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Now, I have invented a humungous robot

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that will combat these
political monstrosities,

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but which can only be powered

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by togetherness.

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Specifically,
by the love of two siblings

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working in perfect harmony.

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I'm a mechanical engineer and
my brother is a Navy SEAL.

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We'd be honored to...

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Oy, oy. Well, I guess those
two little twerps over there

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will have to do.

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For the record, I still think

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everything you stand for is lame.

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But... robots!

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You suck at this.

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No, you suck at this.

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Great, you just smushed Otto.

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Ew, gross.

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If we can't get along,

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then what chance does society have?

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Divisiveness has made the world go mad.

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I'm surprised there
are only two monsters.

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Look, it's Dad.

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Aah!

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Aah! Oh, giant donut,

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I'm sorry I ate all your babies!

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Come on, Lis,

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if we can both laugh at a
fat guy stuck in a donut,

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we can work together and kick some ass.

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It's time to go take these
cable news fear monsters down,

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playground-style.

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Noogie power!

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What do you get when you
mix red and blue nurples?

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Purple.

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Ding-dongs of Springfield,

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we've stopped these monsters for now,

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but if we allow them to keep
feeding on our fear and rage,

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they'll come back even stronger.

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The only way to beat them

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is to remember what
we all have in common

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and reject the echo chambers

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of cable news and social media.

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Well, I guess
civilization had a good run.

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Did it?

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Concert halls were nice.

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Trampoline gyms.

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Internet was a mistake, though.

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Mm, probably.

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Work in Mr. Burns'
corn syrup plant is done for the day.

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Woo-hoo! Yay!

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Work building Mr. Burns'
mansion begins for the night.

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Aw.

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Is this house ever gonna be finished?

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My father and grandfather
died working on this place.

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That's a lot to read.

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Come on, guys, it's not so bad.

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After all, tonight is the
company Thanksgiving dinner.

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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Welcome to my elaborate

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and needlessly whimsical mansion-ola.

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Dinner is served.

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Odds and Bodkins!

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I've never seen such a sumptuous repast.

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Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

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Before we dine,
a little Thanksgiving tradition.

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A wishbone pull.

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If you win, this feast is yours.

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If I win, no weekends or holidays off

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- ever again, starting today.
- Deal!

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Send out your best pull-man.

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Leave it to me, lads.

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You're looking at the four-time

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Aberdeen Bone-Yanking Champion.

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You've prepared the wishing
furcula so I can't lose?

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Scored and ready, sir.

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On the count of three.

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One, two, three.

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You want your feast, have at it.

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My peas!

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- That was worth it.
- Dinner's over. Get back to work.

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You old fool.

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A promise made upon a
Thanksgiving wishbone

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must never be broken.

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Ah. That's just an old wives' tale.

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This has nothing to do with our divorce.

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Now you are cursed

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to be tormented by the souls
of all you have wronged

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till the end of your days.

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Now I remember why I married you.

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Still cursed.

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Hungry.

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Corn syrup.

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Ow!

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Mmm.

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Aah!

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Ah, all alone on the holidays.

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Perhaps a sip of bi-hydrogenated
oxygen before bed.

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Who's there? Show yourself.

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Must have been the wind.

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Yes, an indoor wind.

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Completely natural.

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Supernatural, even.

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A pair of normal occurrences.

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What is that eerie scratching?

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Hungry.

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Aah!

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Pull yourself together, man.

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- Jump scare!
- Aah!

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Jump scare!

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Moe scare!

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Where's my peas?

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Aah!

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Ex-wife!

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Hungry. Aah!

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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You guys really scared me.

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All right, don't worry, okay?

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That's all over now.

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- Jump scare!
- Aah!

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Hungry.

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So hungry.

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Of course. I can end this curse

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by simply giving these fellows dinner.

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Here, my peckish vapors.

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Sate thy satanic hunger

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and slake thy unholy thirst.

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Ech!

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Hungry! Hungry!

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The only dish that will fill our bellies

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is your soul.

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You starved your workers
and made millions,

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selling the corn syrup
that will embiggen

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an unsuspecting nation
for generations to come.

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You can't eat my soul if
it's already been set ablaze

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in corn oil.

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Farewell, you hectoring specters.

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You can't torment me if I'm dead.

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Oh, I forgot about Hell.

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Aah!

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Cash bar at my funeral.

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Good Lord, Wayland, look at this.

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What could have driven such
a great man to burn himself

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and the house he loved?

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And on the day after Thanksgiving, too.

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Truly, it will henceforth be known as

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Black Friday.

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A day that will serve as a warning

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to never mistreat workers again,

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no matter how good the deal is.

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Mm. Mm.

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I don't know, Barney.

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I've never really been a jeans guy.

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Come on, Homer.
A swinging bachelor like you

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needs flashy pants.

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Don't you want to have a
shot with that cute waitress?

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Who am I kidding?

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There's not a pair of
pants in the universe

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that'll make her give a loser
like me the time of day.

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Oh, they don't make
blubber-positive jeans

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for guys with my curves.

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Oh, wait.

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How'd I miss those?

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Amazing.

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You can see where my butt ends

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and my legs begin,

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instead of being one big blah.

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Time to take this sexy ass for a spin.

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I don't know what to say to her.

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Why don't you tell her how attractive

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you find her vulnerable, uncovered legs?

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- Who said that?
- I did.

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My jeans?

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I'll take all the cash in the register.

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And is that a chocolate chip scone?

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Raisin.

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No, just the cash.

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Oh, I should do something heroic.

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But my raging cowardice
makes that difficult.

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Wait, what's happening?

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Passing out.

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Denim... softer than it looks.

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You saved me.

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I did? I did.

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I guess heroism

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is in my genes.

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The fuzz! We got to leg it.

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Whoa!

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Hey, nice jeans.

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Thanks! They're new!

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What the hell is going on?

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Calm down, Homer.

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I am Denim.

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A bio-adaptive symbiote.

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- A symbi-what?
- I'm magical pants, okay?

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I've traveled from my home planet...

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Wrang-lor, in the 501 Galaxy...

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because it is in the throes
of a climate catastrophe.

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Toxins have leached
into our precipitation,

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turning my kind into acid-washed jeans.

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But isn't that cool?

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It's never been cool.

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It's made us weak, unsightly,

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and worst of all: dated.

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To survive on your planet,

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our species requires a human host.

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And my host is you.

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Your undercarriage is so wide

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and your methane exhausts so nourishing.

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One chili dog, extra beans.

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Yeah, you got it, talking crotch.

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But what if I don't
want to be your host?

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What's in it for my butt?

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I can give you the thing

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you want most in the world.

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Let your jeans do the talking.

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Uh, would you like to dance?

272
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,553
Well, you did save my life,

273
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,097
but no thank you.

274
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,633
Oh, my God.

275
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,786
I'm doing it. I can dance!

276
00:16:03,804 --> 00:16:05,454
Don't do that. Never do that.

277
00:16:05,472 --> 00:16:06,972
Right, sorry.

278
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:23,155
I've never seen such
amazing leg dancing before.

279
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,657
I didn't even bother to
look at your top half,

280
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,751
but I'm sure it was just as good.

281
00:16:27,978 --> 00:16:29,903
Seal the deal. Dip her.

282
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,756
I only know how to dip chips.

283
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,092
Whoa!

284
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:46,061
Uh, will you excuse me for a second?

285
00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:48,922
You got me this far.

286
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,424
Why don't you let her
get to the good stuff?

287
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,611
I cannot be disengaged
from my host for long

288
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,613
or I'll perish, but don't worry,

289
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,191
I will help you complete
your mating ritual.

290
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:03,512
That was the most amazing

291
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,122
outercourse of my life.

292
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:08,108
Well, I like to think I'm
something of an expert

293
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:10,369
at friction-based rub-a-dub.

294
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,171
Oh, you are.

295
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,024
Homer is so sweet.

296
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,860
But he won't take his pants off.

297
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,136
It's been two months.

298
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,973
Tell him to drop jeans
and fulfill your dreams.

299
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,200
I'm so happy I moved in.

300
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,643
But it does kind of
bother me that you and I

301
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:30,664
have been stuck between
second and third base.

302
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:32,315
Sexually.

303
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,059
Honey, let's sit and talk.

304
00:17:34,077 --> 00:17:35,243
You deserve to know the truth about

305
00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:38,054
what's really been going on. You see...

306
00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:40,549
Oh...

307
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,177
Do you not see what Marge is doing?

308
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:45,904
She's trying to break up a great team.

309
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:48,849
Look, Denim,
we've had some laughs, danced,

310
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,091
leg-strangled a guy,

311
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,519
and I could have never
gotten Marge without you.

312
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:56,005
There's no easy way to say this,
but maybe it's time

313
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,583
for me to fart in other pants.

314
00:17:58,602 --> 00:18:01,511
No, no, no.
Homer, don't break up with me.

315
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,013
No one will ever flatter
your ass like I do.

316
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:07,016
I'm gonna shut up this voice
in my head and in my pants

317
00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:09,202
the only way I know how.

318
00:18:17,954 --> 00:18:19,120
He's passed out.

319
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,673
This might be my only chance.

320
00:18:24,278 --> 00:18:27,554
I got you a little surprise.

321
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:28,963
Aah! Khakis?

322
00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:30,390
Where are my jeans?

323
00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:32,875
Where they belong:
in the washing machine.

324
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:34,895
And I really love how you look

325
00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:37,138
in these sexy, beige, dad pants.

326
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:39,566
You don't know what you've done!

327
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,570
Never wash

328
00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:45,555
quality Denim!

329
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:48,891
Aah! These Dockers meant nothing.

330
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:50,226
They came on to me.

331
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,803
What the hell's happening?

332
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,914
Homer is my host, not yours.

333
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,898
And you're about to die!

334
00:19:01,244 --> 00:19:02,814
Ow! Ow! Ow!

335
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,382
Stop that!

336
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:06,927
Aah! Acid.

337
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:10,263
So painfully '80s.

338
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:12,157
Run, Marge, run!

339
00:19:12,159 --> 00:19:14,309
Run from my pants!

340
00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:18,146
- Aah!
- Aah!

341
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,336
Stitching stretched.

342
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:25,946
Rivets popping.

343
00:19:26,022 --> 00:19:28,264
Ech! So hairy.

344
00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:31,509
Like being on a sweaty cactus.

345
00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:34,287
- Aah!
- These aren't my moves, man.

346
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:35,864
Not my moves.

347
00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:44,522
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

348
00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:49,553
Aah!

349
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,290
Stop! I'm never gonna

350
00:19:54,384 --> 00:19:57,385
let anything come between us again.

351
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,872
These past weeks have
been the best of my life.

352
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,041
I can't live without you.

353
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,300
Oh, Homie.

354
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,444
I love you, too.

355
00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:08,213
Uh, yeah.

356
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,823
I wasn't talking to you.

357
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,975
Yes! Thank you, Jeansus.

358
00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:15,053
Deep down,

359
00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,831
I knew it all along.

360
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,166
Really?

361
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:22,410
Have you stopped
following her on Facebook?

362
00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:24,262
Yes.

363
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,339
- No.
- Thank you for being honest.

364
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,191
It was nice of you to let her live.

365
00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:32,661
Well, my species will need
as many hosts as possible.

366
00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:33,763
Wait, what?

367
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,552
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