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If you ask me,
any room with Patty and Selma in it

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is an escape room.

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I know you don't like Patty, Selma,

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puzzles, or parties,

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but try to enjoy Patty
and Selma's puzzle party.

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Comrades,
as your damaged Soviet submarine sinks,

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you must solve a series
of puzzles to escape.

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Should you need help,

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you can request up to five hints.

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We've escaped from every fake dungeon,

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zombie space station,

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and unlicensed Hogwarts in this county

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with no hints.

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Good luck and do svidaniya.

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I escaped!

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See you later.

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Lisa, search the captain's locker.

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Marge, torpedo bay!

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- Hint!
- No!

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No hints!

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That door is painted on, sir.

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You've used one hint.

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You ruined our perfect hint-free streak,

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you Crisco-chugging pistachio brain!

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Yeah? Well, you're a...

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a, a... Hint!

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I don't know.
Something about her hair, maybe?

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That doesn't count as a hint!

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Yes, it does!

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Separate.

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Homer, away.

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Patty, tss, tss!

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Selma, corner. Corner!

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Why was I in another awards show
"in memoriam" package?

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Oh, okay, then.

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Then why did they boo me?

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Oh, okay, then.

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Herschella!

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If you're wearing a robe, cinch it.

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Aunt Sadie!

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My favorite aunt who still talks to me!

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To what do I owe this barging-in?

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Sideshow Mel asked me to
be a guest on your podcast.

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I have a podcast?

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Talking Krusty!

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It's that thing where people
who worked on a TV show

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talk about old episodes.

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What do you call it?

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A-a rewatch podcast.

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Why has this been hidden from me?

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So, right in the middle of
the Game of Thrones sketch

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where the thrones were toilets,

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the cue cards went missing.

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What a story!

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Only in showbiz.

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Why the hell didn't you tell me
about this show about my show?

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We begged you many times to come on.

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Shut up, you backstabbing traitor!

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Who the hell are you, Mustache?

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And who's the skirt in the pants?

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That's Wayne the Grip
and Jodie from Props.

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They've been with the
show since day one.

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What? You don't recognize the people

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who work on your own show?

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Um...

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Uh...

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Eh? Uh...

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You're crying because they're
doing a podcast without you.

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Now here's your chance!

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So sit your butt in the chair

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and make with the reminiscing
with your friends from work.

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Yeah, my friends from work. I...

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Yeah.

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We've solved every puzzle.

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Why can't we find the
key to open the door?

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We've never failed an escape room,

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and we're not starting now.

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Forgive me, Selma.

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Hint!

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The bald man who hates you found
the exit key 20 minutes ago

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and has been using it to
scratch his butt out of spite.

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Spite.

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Your mission has failed.

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The frozen sea has claimed your bodies,

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and your grieving children
will be sent to the gulag.

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Happy birthday.

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We're dead?

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I'll kill you!

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Separate! Separate!

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We did it, boys.

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We prayed our way out.

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Yay!

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Birthday ruined!

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Okay, so there we are,

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in the finals of the kids'
show softball league.

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- It is 110 degrees...
- Huh?

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and we're playing those
psycho cheaters from Bluey.

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They slide spikes up, that's for sure.

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And this is another
activity you missed out on

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with your work family?

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I wasn't invited.

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That's on them.

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Well, in our defense,

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you don't seem like you want
to do things with the crew.

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You don't look anyone in the eye,

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you address people by
their shirt color...

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That's not true, Green Shirt!

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Herschella Krustofsky,

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you self-absorbed, degenerate freak!

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You're a lonely, sad narcissist

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who has no connection to his fellow man.

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You're an empty Hollywood elitist clown

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who's gonna die alone on a toilet

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kissing your own headshot!

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I don't know how to
connect with nobodies.

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It's not my fault.

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Listen up and listen good.

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The problem is you!

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Oh, my God, you're right!

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I'm the problem!

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I worked with these good
people for 30 years,

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and I haven't made a single friend!

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If I can't change,

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I'll never be happy!

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And we'll be back after
this word from 3 Day Clams,

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fresh clams from the sea to your door

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in three business days.

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Listen up and listen good.

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The problem is you!

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Brake!

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"The problem is you."

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What a catchphrase!

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We could build an entire
TV show out of that.

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Krusty's brash, no-nonsense,
"tell it like it is" Aunt Sadie

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fixes broken relationships
in 30 minutes?

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Exactly.
Like Judge Judy but we get the money.

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All we have to do is choose the
heaviest metallic sound effect

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for when the title slams in.

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Coming up on The Problem Is You,

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Aunt Sadie faces her
toughest challenge yet.

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And I'm there, too!

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What's hiding behind
those chuckles, hmm?

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Another glass of rosé
will not fix this.

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And you won't believe
where the final finger points.

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The problem is you!

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Hmm... hmm...

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Oh! Old Maid looks 20 years younger!

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Dad, I thought
you hated family game night.

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No.

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I hated extended family game night

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with your evil, terrible aunts.

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Can you please make up with them?

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We really need six people to play

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The Three Duos of Half-Dozen Mountain.

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Honey, if I could wave a magic wand

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and make Patty and Selma not suck,
I would.

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But it's probably best we get
used to never seeing them again.

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- Them!
- Where's Marge? Is she okay?

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She texted us she fell off
the roof cleaning the gutters.

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I lied about that to get
you all here together.

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I did clean the gutters, though.

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And I did fall off the roof.

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After all these years,

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it's obvious I can't get the
three of you to stop fighting.

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But I think I found someone who can.

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Homer, Patty, Selma,

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by the time I'm done with you,

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you'll be as close as a family can be.

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Marge, dear, what's the who, why and how

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of this family row?

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Well, it's complicated.

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I hate jerks, and they hate cool guys.

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End of story.

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We didn't like each
other from the start.

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But things got really ugly
at that fateful baby shower.

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We wanted that day
to be perfect for our sister.

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- And it was.
- Until this idiot

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botched the one and
only job we'd given him.

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I got the cake!

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We said a carrot cake!

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I know. But chocolate
is me and Marge's favorite.

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Luckily I brought a backup carrot cake

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because I knew the Impreginator here

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would screw it up.

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You undermining land hags!

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What's the matter?

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You tell these traitors

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that your favorite cake is chocolate

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and that you despise carrot cake

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because it's a garden
salad with frosting!

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It's fine. It's fine.

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Please don't fight.

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Mm-hmm. See? See?

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I like both cakes.

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No, she doesn't!

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Eat wrong cake!

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It was at that moment I realized

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the only solution was to keep
my husband and sisters separated

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from then on.

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So, Marge, who was right?

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What is your favorite cake flavor?

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It's neither! I like vanilla!

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Only vanilla!

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The less flavor, the better.

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Vanilla is the opposite of chocolate!

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Carrot is the opposite of cake!

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Marge ruined her life when she met you!

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Shut up! I've heard enough
of your bip-da-bip-da-bip!

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You three disgust me.

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May you walk under a
falling air conditioner.

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That said, the problem...

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is you!

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Me?

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How can I be the problem?

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I'm the Marge of this!

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Oh, please.

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If you actually wanted peace,

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you'd stop interfering.

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Let these three lunatics
work out their mishegoss

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among themselves.

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Why on earth would I want them to fight?

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So you could be the martyr.

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You keep them separated so
they won't stop fighting.

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God forbid they should ever bury
the hatchet and, who knows...

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become friends.

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Because then St. Marge
doesn't get to run the show.

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Aah! -

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Hey!- -

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Lamp.

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That's the craziest thing I ever heard!

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I'm the nicest!

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I love everyone!

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Out! Out! Out, out! Get out!

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I un-sign all the waivers!

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Shh, shoo, shoo, shoo!

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This is what showbiz is all about,
huh, Wayne the Grip?

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The camaraderie.

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Huh? Why do you know my name?

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00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:17,674
Please don't fire me.

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I need to support my stepson's
illegal street racing habit.

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Relax, my fruit-vaping friend.

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I'm just like you...

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a member of the crew family.

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Really? You always seemed
like you couldn't stand

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us below-the-line guys.

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What I can't stand

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is that old-fashioned
Hollywood expression.

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Why should there be some
imaginary line separating

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the so-called "talent"

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from the hardworking riffraff like you?

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If I could, I'd make it
so the line never existed.

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That's pretty cool of you, man.

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You know, I'm hosting a crawfish
boil this weekend for the crew.

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You should come.

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You're inviting me

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to your that?

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Just watch out for my friend Jimmy.

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He will flick you in the
nuts if you're not looking.

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I look forward to it.

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00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:05,889
Where does that
judgmental old clown-aunt

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get off saying I'm the problem?

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00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,577
How can I be the reason
you three don't get along?

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That lady's off her rocker.

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Thank you, sweetie.

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You always know how to agree with me.

266
00:11:16,493 --> 00:11:18,760
Yes, I do.

267
00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,476
As if there were a world

268
00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:24,999
where I'd be friends
with my worst enemies.

269
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:29,855
Hmm. Friends with Patty and Selma.

270
00:11:45,097 --> 00:11:47,188
What are you doing here, Homer?

271
00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:48,281
This isn't you.

272
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,667
You're not this person.

273
00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:53,270
So, here we all are.

274
00:11:53,272 --> 00:11:56,106
If I could have stayed away,
I would have.

275
00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:57,607
Part of me wants to run.

276
00:11:57,609 --> 00:11:59,701
Part of me knows I'm through running.

277
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,464
Do you think there's any truth
to what the mean lady said,

278
00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:08,301
that we would be friends
if not for Marge?

279
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:10,303
I know I don't want to believe it.

280
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,622
We need to figure out if this is real.

281
00:12:12,624 --> 00:12:15,549
I know a place where we
can explore these feelings

282
00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:17,977
discreetly.

283
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:21,197
Patty and Selma, welcome to Moe's.

284
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,151
Weird how the sunlight
stops at the doorway,

285
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,970
like it's afraid to come in.

286
00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:29,748
Yeah, a scientist
tried to explain it one time

287
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,207
and went crazy.

288
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:33,493
Homer. Psst. Homer.

289
00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:36,162
Hey, I said "Psst."

290
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,757
Who are these two goddesses?

291
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,074
They're Marge's sisters.

292
00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:43,077
Midge has two hotter sisters?

293
00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,988
Patty and Selma.

294
00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,097
Pidge and Sidge?

295
00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:48,082
Well, yeah, they're twins.

296
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:49,993
Oh, my God. Twins?

297
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,752
I always dreamed of
hooking up with twins.

298
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:55,589
Ever since I saw that old
commercial for the movie Twins.

299
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,275
Patty's a lesbian, so I don't think...

300
00:12:57,352 --> 00:13:00,094
And one of 'em has zero interest in men?

301
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,796
I think I'm in love over here.

302
00:13:01,844 --> 00:13:02,923
How could you keep this from me?

303
00:13:02,979 --> 00:13:04,741
How could you do it?

304
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,868
All these years we treated
each other like garbage.

305
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,611
But it was Marge's fault.

306
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:21,132
I hope we can find it in
ourselves to forgive her.

307
00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:23,951
Seeing as we're such great people,
we probably will.

308
00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:27,263
To the three... amigos?

309
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:32,793
Four. You're so fat, you count twice.

310
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:34,053
Zing!

311
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:35,872
Twice.

312
00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:39,225
Said the spinster with a
toilet brush for a head.

313
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,819
Zing!

314
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,379
- Good one.
- Now that we're buddies,

315
00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:47,075
our horrible insults are
just delightful zings.

316
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,720
Look, Homer, it's your head.

317
00:13:50,738 --> 00:13:52,722
It's even got your IQ.

318
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:53,814
Zing!

319
00:13:55,894 --> 00:14:00,821
It's like I'm being crushed
by two sacks of wet mail.

320
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:02,757
Zing!

321
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,919
Did you have to audition for this part

322
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,921
or did your agent just get a call?

323
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:10,473
Zing.

324
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:14,594
38 minutes. No hints.

325
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,670
I stayed out of the way.

326
00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:18,005
Homer?

327
00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:19,432
Marge!

328
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:23,252
Dad, are you hanging out
with Patty and Selma?

329
00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:25,512
No, the thing is...

330
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,348
It seems like you guys are friends.

331
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,534
Wh-Why would I...

332
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:33,520
If you guys are getting
along without me,

333
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:35,781
the problem is me.

334
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:44,790
Open. Open.

335
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:45,884
Friends.

336
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,201
Unlikely friends.

337
00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:49,053
Remember, no splashing.

338
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:53,633
- Oh, no.
- Mom, you should go down and join them.

339
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,118
No, I'd only cause trouble

340
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,877
because I'm the problem.

341
00:14:57,805 --> 00:15:00,123
Of course you're not.

342
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,882
No, I am. It's fine, though.

343
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,218
Your father and my sisters
getting along was my dream

344
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:05,962
and it happened and
now my life is perfect.

345
00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:07,463
Hooray for TV therapy.

346
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,764
Hooray, hooray, hooray.

347
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,724
So perfect that you're
up here watching them

348
00:15:10,802 --> 00:15:13,970
while you refold laundry
that's already been folded.

349
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,656
Maybe I don't do things
right the first time.

350
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,750
Or any time.

351
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:22,253
Bart! Mom has candy!

352
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,238
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.

353
00:15:27,502 --> 00:15:30,503
I ruined everything.

354
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:33,389
Candy?

355
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:43,924
Krusty, you made it.

356
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:46,110
Like I'm not gonna drive three hours

357
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,504
to be with my crew family.

358
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:51,524
You got a little water
prison for the kids. Nice.

359
00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:52,842
Oh, it's a pool.

360
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,845
No, pools go in the ground.

361
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,196
Oh, you got to meet my neighbors.

362
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:58,848
That's Phil. He's a cop.

363
00:15:58,850 --> 00:15:59,940
Joe, cop.

364
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:01,851
Uh, cop, cop, cop.

365
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,370
Uh, I love law enforcement.

366
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:05,964
And laws.

367
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,041
Hey! Little help, K-dawg?

368
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,710
Oh! I can do this.

369
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,862
I bet on this sport.

370
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:24,232
Walk it off, Jayden. Walk it off.

371
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,047
The dunes are calling your name, bro!

372
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,494
My stepson's stepson,

373
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,663
he built this baby out of boat parts!

374
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:42,333
So, no brakes or safety
features to weigh you down.

375
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,227
Smart.

376
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:45,319
Is there a helmet?

377
00:16:45,396 --> 00:16:48,064
Statistically, you're safer without one.

378
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:49,823
Got to do your own research.

379
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,917
Okay, I can do this.

380
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,512
Just take it slow and steady.

381
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,910
Hey, the CPR worked!

382
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:03,670
And when your heart stopped,
which heaven did you see?

383
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:07,191
Jet Ski paintball next weekend
at Concrete Lake, K-dawg!

384
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:10,361
- You in?
- Wouldn't miss it.

385
00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:13,773
It's The Problem Is You

386
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:16,776
Season Finale Reunion Special!

387
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:21,097
Welcome!

388
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:24,691
On our first hit season,
we solved a lot of problems.

389
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,026
And here they are now!

390
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,622
So, how's everybody doing?

391
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,958
Yes, well, when you find
out that you're the problem,

392
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,201
even though you could have sworn...

393
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,537
and I mean with every
fiber of your being...

394
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:39,206
that it was the other guy,
it's very, well,

395
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,375
I don't know, freeing? I don't know.

396
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,394
I was so controlling of Percival.

397
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,397
But now I just let him roam free.

398
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:49,383
Oh, Aunt Sadie,
you changed all our lives.

399
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:53,145
Once you helped Marge step back
from decades of sabotaging us,

400
00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:54,964
it's been so good for her.

401
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,741
- Right, honey?
- That's right.

402
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,150
I'm gonna be honest.

403
00:17:58,227 --> 00:17:59,744
There was a time when I thought

404
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,062
maybe we were doing something wrong.

405
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,865
But we were completely blameless.

406
00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,267
Not me. I'm to blame.

407
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,752
The problem is Marge.

408
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:11,071
All those things that used to
bother me about Marge's sisters,

409
00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:12,665
they just don't anymore.

410
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,258
I can remember, for example,

411
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,985
when I wouldn't be able to stand

412
00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:18,078
the way he's breathing right now.

413
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:20,506
Oh. W-Was I breathing loud?

414
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,658
- I'm sorry.
- Doesn't bother me either.

415
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,845
Good, because the cigarette
ash in your eyebrows

416
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:26,922
doesn't bother me.

417
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,272
I'm not sitting here, thinking,

418
00:18:28,349 --> 00:18:30,608
"How could there be so much of it?"

419
00:18:31,686 --> 00:18:33,185
Kumiko, tell me,

420
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:36,021
is your husband still skipping
the episode "previously on's

421
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,764
even though you find them helpful?

422
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:40,509
You want to know something
else that doesn't bother me?

423
00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:43,696
That he only cuts his
fingernails on his left hand.

424
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:47,291
I'm a righty, so I can't use
the clippers with my left!

425
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,036
Again, it doesn't bother us.

426
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,948
Marge, you want to step in here?

427
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,467
You mean separate you?

428
00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,085
Oh, no. No, not me.

429
00:18:58,196 --> 00:19:00,596
I don't do that anymore.

430
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:07,794
You disgust me!

431
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:09,147
- Groom yourself!
- You first!

432
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:12,208
You don't yell at a reunion show,
you sick morons!

433
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,819
Look at these losers I cured.

434
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,803
Cheapskate... fixed!

435
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:18,898
Daddy issues... fixed!

436
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:19,991
Impotent...

437
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,717
came to terms with.

438
00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:24,998
You fixed nothing!

439
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,148
You plaster over real problems
with an easy catchphrase.

440
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:31,243
These three have hated each
other since the moment they met,

441
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:32,912
and all you did was give them a reason

442
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,955
to not feel guilty about it.

443
00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:37,566
Don't talk to me about guilt.

444
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,010
I invented guilt!

445
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:41,662
No! It's my turn to yell!

446
00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,739
And point and point and point!

447
00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:46,333
You can't solve
relationships in 30 minutes.

448
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:49,520
It requires years of constant hard work

449
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:53,024
and deep self-reflection
from all parties!

450
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,419
I didn't sign up for self-reflection.

451
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:58,771
Now you want me to work at my marriage?

452
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,013
Oh, I'm leaving you.

453
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,941
And I'm taking the pugs!

454
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,512
I'm Marge Simpson,

455
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:09,290
and the problem is not me.

456
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,607
I see it now.

457
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:12,367
The problem's not me either.

458
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,296
I was wrong to try to
form human connections

459
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,298
with the people that work for me!

460
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,708
Well, I don't think that's the lesson.

461
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,953
Why should I spend time
with anyone below the line?

462
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,121
The line is there for a reason.

463
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,049
The line is an absolute good!

464
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:29,459
The line is life!

465
00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:31,645
I always knew that guy was a phony.

466
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:35,149
Hey, let's go rub
our butts on his sushi.

467
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,484
Don't you leave me!

468
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,212
I've got an hour to fill
with you mental cases!

469
00:20:44,051 --> 00:20:47,328
You need my yelling!

470
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,258
I'm so sorry for your loss, Krusty.

471
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,652
Who said you could talk to me?

472
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,505
Oh! Here we go.

473
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,989
That's Jimmy!

474
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,796
If you're like me and you love shellfish

475
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,098
and you're not in a hurry,
did you know that 94% of clams

476
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,434
are perfectly safe to eat
after three business days?

477
00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:21,695
So the next time it's Wednesday

478
00:21:21,772 --> 00:21:25,032
and you feel like having
clams on the following Monday,

479
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,535
visit 3DayClams.com.

480
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,519
Order a dozen littlenecks

481
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:31,205
and get a shucker for free.

482
00:21:31,282 --> 00:21:33,265
Though with three-day-old clams,

483
00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:36,101
they practically open themselves.

484
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:38,437
One taste and you'll say, "Wow,

485
00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:41,623
these clams are fresh enough."

486
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,868
Consult your physician
before ordering 3 Day Clams.

487
00:21:44,945 --> 00:21:47,684
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at 3DayClams.com.

488
00:21:47,719 --> 00:21:51,225
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Call 1-555-CLAM-HELP.

489
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:53,302
- Shh!
- 3 Day Clams is not - an endorsement

490
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,212
of eating three-day-old clams.

491
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:58,181
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