1 00:00:53,963 --> 00:00:54,964 Wuhu! 2 00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:14,275 Fellow heartbroken environmentalists, 3 00:01:14,358 --> 00:01:19,280 we've tried to find a place in Springfield where something, anything, will grow. 4 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:21,323 And this could be the spot. 5 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:26,495 Why am I optimistic about this oil-stained Fury Road? 6 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:30,040 Because look, something finally grew! 7 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,087 Oh, no, you don't. 8 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:39,508 I own this land, and I decide what grows here. Nothing. 9 00:01:39,592 --> 00:01:41,302 It was just a daisy. 10 00:01:41,385 --> 00:01:44,138 Now disperse, you tree-smooching trespassers, 11 00:01:44,221 --> 00:01:46,682 unless you're staying for tonight's hobo philharmonic. 12 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:54,190 Spoon section, on the downbeat, am I hearing a fork? 13 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:59,028 Why even try to plant flowers? 14 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:02,323 In this hideous town, there's no point to anything. 15 00:02:02,406 --> 00:02:04,492 Poor Lisa. 16 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:08,245 There's nothing harder than when your kid's so depressed, 17 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,539 it slightly bums you out. 18 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:13,709 Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear. 19 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:17,713 I'm a child therapist who specializes in ecological melancholy. 20 00:02:17,796 --> 00:02:19,215 Ooh, fun job. 21 00:02:23,302 --> 00:02:26,263 Look, Doc, I'll tell you how to cure my depression. 22 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,973 Fix this horrible world! 23 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:32,436 Oh! You can't? Join the club. No one can make a difference. 24 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,896 Don't give up hope, honey. 25 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,857 There's gotta be some new high-tech therapy thing now 26 00:02:36,941 --> 00:02:38,275 that you haven't tried. 27 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:42,154 AI is destroying everyone else's career, can't it hollow out yours? 28 00:02:42,238 --> 00:02:44,949 Oh, no. Not until far, far 29 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,158 into next month. 30 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:50,829 I've had great results lately with these EMDR stimulators. 31 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:54,375 You hold each of these tappers in your hands and they pulse gently, 32 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,961 helping the brain process negative thoughts. 33 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:00,047 Sometimes they even send people into a hypnogogic state. 34 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,131 I'm sorry, 35 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,926 but my mind's gonna need something a little more sophisticated 36 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:09,181 than a couple of table buzzers from TGI… …Friday. 37 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,101 Whoa. 38 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:16,522 Where am I? This is some good hypnagogia. 39 00:03:16,605 --> 00:03:18,148 Our sax player is out. 40 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,609 Somehow he mixed up his sugar and his opium. 41 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:22,611 Worst sugar allergy I've ever seen. 42 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:26,240 How… How are we gonna get a new sax player at the last minute? 43 00:03:26,323 --> 00:03:28,409 Edith, you play, right? 44 00:03:28,492 --> 00:03:30,286 Edith? You mean me? 45 00:03:30,828 --> 00:03:34,415 Wow. This dream is primo. Louis primo. 46 00:03:34,498 --> 00:03:36,083 Might as well go with it. 47 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,464 Ladies and gentlemen, you love him. 48 00:03:42,548 --> 00:03:46,385 He's the bee's knees who sings to please. Monty B! 49 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:48,012 What? 50 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:12,911 Are you Mr. Burns? 51 00:04:12,995 --> 00:04:14,622 Mr. Burns? 52 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:17,458 That's my watch-winding, ledger-loving papa. 53 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:20,586 I'm Monty B. Now let's get this joint jumpin'. 54 00:04:25,341 --> 00:04:28,260 Wow. My subconscious is working overtime. 55 00:04:28,344 --> 00:04:30,929 Why is this place called the Little Moose Club? 56 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:35,726 That's on account of all them pint-sized moose running around town. Look. 57 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,315 - Oh, my God. They're so cute. 58 00:04:41,398 --> 00:04:44,151 They look sweet, but dang, we all hate 'em. 59 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:45,944 Their fur makes everyone sneeze. 60 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:49,531 They're the perfect height to trip over. And they bellow off key. 61 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,371 They're terrible pests that get into everything. 62 00:04:55,454 --> 00:04:58,999 Look. The town has just declared open season on killing 'em. 63 00:05:02,628 --> 00:05:07,216 Edith, if we were jamming any harder in there, we would have made marmalade. 64 00:05:07,299 --> 00:05:12,971 Ha. Wow. You just said something nice. I like this young dream version of you. 65 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:16,433 Well, you sound a little off your onions, but I like you too. 66 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:20,020 Now let's mark our meeting by ruining this Irish fellow's cement work. 67 00:05:20,104 --> 00:05:23,399 Irish Stu gets no respect from you. 68 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:26,652 Hmm? 69 00:05:26,735 --> 00:05:32,116 I don't normally support vandalism, but since this isn't real, I'll cut loose. 70 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,201 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 71 00:05:34,993 --> 00:05:36,787 Aw. 72 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:40,249 The sneeze woke me up. 73 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:43,502 Whoa. I had the wildest dream. 74 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:46,046 Lisa, I want you to take these tappers home. 75 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:49,425 Write down what happens in your dreams, so we can analyze them. 76 00:05:49,508 --> 00:05:51,969 It seemed like I'd gone back in time. 77 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,138 But obviously that's crazy. 78 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:59,309 Don't say that, sweetie. "Crazy" is not a word we use in our family. 79 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,646 Twelve dollars for parking? What kind of crazy office is this? 80 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,899 Lady, you're crazier than Lisa and she's crazy! 81 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:07,985 To summarize, can I borrow $12? 82 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,280 And if you think I'm gonna pay you back, you're crazy. 83 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:13,198 Like Lisa. 84 00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:17,119 I just can't get that dream out of my mind. 85 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,705 I wonder what Old Springfield really looked like? 86 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:22,666 Gazebo, pergola, pavilion. 87 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:27,379 Wait. The Little Moose Club actually existed? 88 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:32,134 Mmm. Mmm? 89 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:35,220 It's me, or Edith. Or both! 90 00:06:35,804 --> 00:06:37,139 You're not gonna believe it. 91 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,975 In that dream I had, I went to a Jazz Age club. 92 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:42,644 And look! I was this woman. 93 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:43,896 Oh. 94 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:46,607 I think that was your great-grandmother Edith. 95 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,484 She was a flapper. 96 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:51,653 But how could I have known to dream I was her? 97 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:54,281 You must have seen her picture in an old photo album 98 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:55,783 and it stayed in your head. 99 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:59,077 Yep. That's one of the dream laws enforced by the dream police. 100 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:01,914 That's just a record by Cheap Trick. 101 00:07:01,997 --> 00:07:04,416 Cheap Trick is your answer to everything. 102 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:07,085 It all just felt so real. 103 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,132 But, yeah… I mean, a young, cool, jazz-singing Mr. Burns? 104 00:07:12,216 --> 00:07:16,178 I just gotta surrender to my overactive imagination. 105 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:31,568 Hey. I used to be the plow king, that's right. 106 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,029 - Mr. Gumble, are you okay? 107 00:07:34,112 --> 00:07:35,823 Oh, my God. 108 00:07:35,906 --> 00:07:40,160 The picture I drew a hundred years ago is actually there. 109 00:07:40,244 --> 00:07:43,247 It wasn't a dream. I traveled through time. 110 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:47,709 Me too. I passed out on Tuesday and now it's Wednesday. 111 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:48,919 It's Friday. 112 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,923 Friday? All right, I can sleep in tomorrow. 113 00:07:57,594 --> 00:07:59,972 These tappers sent my consciousness back in time 114 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:01,598 into the body of my ancestor, 115 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,393 in a Jazz Age nightclub that used to be where Moe's is. 116 00:08:04,476 --> 00:08:07,771 And then there were these tiny moose and Mr. Burns was cool. 117 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,527 Even Lisa's way of going nuts is nerdy. 118 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,654 When I go crazy, it will be on the news. 119 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,990 Oh, boy. I don't know. 120 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:19,783 We've got to find a way to get her mind out 121 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,661 of this silly world of magic and make-believe. 122 00:08:22,744 --> 00:08:25,622 Dear God, invisible creator of all things, 123 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,292 please use your superpowers to help my daughter. 124 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,626 And a pizza oven. 125 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:33,463 After a decade of work, I've finally succeeded. 126 00:08:34,256 --> 00:08:37,050 - The perfect Arnold Palmer. 127 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:38,552 Excuse me, Professor? 128 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:41,138 You're the only person I can talk to about this. 129 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,806 Oh, well, please have a seat. 130 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:46,143 Uh, if you can wait six hours, I can make you an Arnold Palmer. 131 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:50,397 Professor, I think I traveled back through time into the body of my ancestor. 132 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,149 Lisa, I'm a man of science, 133 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,943 so I have to dismiss that kind of tomfoolery. 134 00:08:55,027 --> 00:09:00,407 But, I am also a man of science fiction. So make like a Petri and dish. 135 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,202 Your experience most resembles a quantum leap, 136 00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:07,247 minus the Scott Bakula-tions. 137 00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:08,999 But why is this happening? 138 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,083 Well, it's quite obvious. 139 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:13,629 The universe must want you to accomplish something in the past. 140 00:09:13,712 --> 00:09:15,964 Oh. Accomplish something in the past? 141 00:09:16,048 --> 00:09:18,759 I can't even get a flower to grow in the present. 142 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:20,052 Mmm… 143 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:24,014 In Old Springfield, did you notice anything different or unusual? 144 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,684 I did. There were these mini moose everywhere. 145 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,437 Mini moose? Well, to the Internet-mobile. 146 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,440 Uh, clickety, clickety, and clack. 147 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:37,945 The Springfield mini moose went extinct in 1925. 148 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:40,614 That's right after the time I traveled to. 149 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:44,576 These vulnerable little creatures were likely the region's keystone species. 150 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:48,622 Once they were removed, Springfield's ecosystem collapsed. 151 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:52,042 That's why our town turned into a concrete hellscape. 152 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,003 If I save the moose, I'll save Springfield. 153 00:09:55,087 --> 00:09:58,256 That must be my mission. I have to try to go back. 154 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,716 Ugh. 155 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,051 It's a little sweet. 156 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,887 Oh, wonderful. Well, fail, fail, fail. 157 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,014 Gotta save the mini moose. 158 00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:15,065 Oh. Gotta save the remaining mini moose. 159 00:10:18,735 --> 00:10:21,196 Um, excuse me, Monty. 160 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:22,406 Edith, come in. 161 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,199 I was just babysitting the kids. 162 00:10:24,282 --> 00:10:25,993 Orchids, that is. 163 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:29,037 You know, gardening is a lot like jazz. 164 00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:35,502 Oh! That's it. Well, the flowers are so beautiful. 165 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:40,090 Thanks. Whenever I feel a rage coming on, I visit my greenhouse and it calms me. 166 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,508 It's my gladsome place. 167 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:45,137 Nice. Mine is a stool behind the water heater in our basement. 168 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,930 I read by the pilot light. 169 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,849 These are so unusual-looking. 170 00:10:48,932 --> 00:10:52,269 Spilotantha Daphne. Named after my dear mother, 171 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,353 Spilotantha. 172 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,188 She bred them. 173 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:58,233 As she was dying, she begged me to take care of them. 174 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:02,362 They're all I have left of her. 175 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:06,116 Wow. It certainly nails the prominent schnoz. 176 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,576 Yes, she was quite ugly. 177 00:11:08,076 --> 00:11:11,663 My family insists that I become a ruthless tycoon, 178 00:11:11,747 --> 00:11:15,375 but I just want to sing and grow orchids like Mother. 179 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:18,628 Monty, everyone in this town wants to kill all the mini moose. 180 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,006 But if they die, it'll ruin the town. 181 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:22,424 Will you help me save them? 182 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,722 Should I come to the aid of these miniature morons? 183 00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:34,436 We have a new song about the endangered mascots of Springfield: 184 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,937 "The Mini Moose." 185 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:39,941 But what about the hit song "Mini Moose Mamma, Let's Kill You Tonight"? 186 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:43,528 Okay. Wow. But this one is even better. 187 00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:00,796 The St. Louis what now? 188 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:03,757 Shoot. That hasn't happened yet? It's coming. 189 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,894 I guess they do make our town unique. 190 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:29,950 I'm charmed by their vacant stares and high-pitched flatulence. 191 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,757 - Yay! - Huzzah! 192 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,428 Let's go. Let's go, little moosies. 193 00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:55,058 Monty, we did it. We've created a mini moose sanctuary. 194 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:59,396 My eyes are tearing up with emotion, and from all the moose dander. 195 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:06,486 Professor, I think I did it. I saved our keystone species. 196 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:11,700 So Springfield should now be a lush, verdant wonderland. 197 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,328 No! What happened? 198 00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:18,915 I didn't change anything. I can never change anything. 199 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,667 Well, no, you did do something. 200 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,503 The mini moose did not die out in 1925. 201 00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:24,588 Really? 202 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,798 Now they died out in 1923. 203 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:31,595 No, no, no! I accelerated their extinction? 204 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,848 Oh, God. I have to go right back and— 205 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,601 No one's going right back anywhere. 206 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:41,980 My dream journal. You read it? 207 00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:45,817 I'm a mom. Diaries are like crack for me. 208 00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:47,277 Don't take this the wrong way, 209 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,531 but Mom and I think you've gone completely wackadoodle. 210 00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:54,117 I haven't even gone remotely wackadoodle. 211 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,204 I've gone back in time. I have concrete proof. 212 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,789 No, literally, the proof is in the concrete! 213 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,041 I'll show you. 214 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,336 We think you need a break from the tappers. 215 00:14:04,419 --> 00:14:08,256 You give those back! I need them to save Springfield! 216 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,967 Oh, no, Lisa. Nothing leaves the hive. 217 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,013 If I don't find another set of tappers, 218 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:18,725 this town is doomed to be as bad as it currently is! 219 00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:21,394 Who do I know who does more therapy than I do? 220 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:26,066 You want therapy equipment? Therapy equipment I got. 221 00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:30,153 Transcranial magnets, vagus nerve activators, 222 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:34,032 AC and DC stimulators, and therapy dog. 223 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,495 He does seem comforting, but I need the tappers. 224 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,164 You can soothe me anytime, Waggles. 225 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,916 - Ow! 226 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,088 My tappers. Where did you get them? 227 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:49,714 Mom fell asleep eating some gummies, 228 00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:53,259 so I went through her hair looking for my burp gun, and I found these. 229 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:54,344 Thank you, Bart. 230 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,430 You're the only one who believes these sent me back in time. 231 00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:59,432 - Wrong. 232 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:02,435 When they ship you to the funny farm, I get two rooms. 233 00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:06,106 I don't know what really killed all the mini moose, 234 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,691 but I'm gonna stop it. 235 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,907 People of Springfield, we are in desperate times. 236 00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:22,122 This is our last stand. Our final chance to save the mini moose! 237 00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:24,541 - Uh-oh. 238 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,392 No! 239 00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,686 My Spilotantha Daphne. 240 00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:48,773 No! Not even a stamen left. 241 00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:50,483 Oh, no. 242 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,486 W-Well, we can grow more. Surely you've saved seeds? 243 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:58,491 They only thrive in the shadow of their mother plant. Just like me. 244 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,872 I'm so sorry. 245 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,791 If I can never have beauty, neither will Springfield. 246 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,462 I will become a tycoon and pave over the entire town. 247 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,672 And to make certain that nothing grows, 248 00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:18,136 I'll salt the earth, pepper the oceans and cumin the sky! 249 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:21,097 No, no, no! This can't be happening! 250 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,811 Oh, my God, Bart. 251 00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:30,106 The moose extinction didn't ruin Springfield, 252 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,151 I did. I made Mr. Burns evil. 253 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,445 Oh, my God, Lisa. 254 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,991 - This thing also has a fart setting. 255 00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:43,828 Excuse me, sir. 256 00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:46,539 There's a little girl here who refuses to let go of my leg 257 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,083 until she speaks to you. 258 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,251 Mr. Burns? We need to talk right now. 259 00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:53,588 I, or rather me as my ancestor, 260 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:57,425 performed with you at the Little Moose Club in 1923. 261 00:16:57,509 --> 00:17:01,429 And if you don't believe me, how else could I know this? 262 00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:09,854 - Edith? - Yes. Sort of. 263 00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:11,940 Look. Do you remember the mini moose? 264 00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:14,484 Remember them? I helped send them back to hell. 265 00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:20,323 I'm asking you to recall the young man who loved flowers. 266 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,118 He would want you to restore our town. 267 00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:25,453 I am trying to trapdoor you, 268 00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:29,707 but I can't figure out which button it is on this new remotorized controller. 269 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:33,461 I thought I was signing up for the softball team! 270 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:37,423 Anyway, I have never smelled a flower in my life. 271 00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:38,508 Now out! 272 00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:45,682 What was I thinking? 273 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:49,644 Of course it's too late now to change that bitter old monster. 274 00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:52,313 My only chance is to take one more shot 275 00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:56,109 at convincing young Mr. Burns not to destroy Springfield, 276 00:17:56,192 --> 00:18:00,405 although the last two times I went back, I made things way worse. Meh. 277 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,037 Monty, you have to believe me. 278 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,165 I'm from a hundred years in the future, 279 00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:14,961 where you've become bitter, mean, and have ravaged our town's environment! 280 00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:19,465 The future? Sounds like someone needs a little moose oil. 281 00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:30,560 Why should I do anything to keep this knuckle-dragging palookaville beautiful, 282 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:35,773 after the wanton destruction of my beloved Spilotantha Daphne orchids? 283 00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:39,777 But wouldn't beautifying the world make your mother proud? 284 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:43,031 Mother. Maybe it would. 285 00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,535 Maybe it wouldn't. 286 00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:51,873 Yes, that's right. It's me, Mr. Burns from the future. 287 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,625 How did you get here? 288 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:57,837 I used your buzzers to zap my old self into my young brain box. 289 00:18:57,921 --> 00:18:59,547 Now, hear this, young me. 290 00:18:59,631 --> 00:19:02,509 The life of a selfish tycoon is beyond compare. 291 00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:04,552 How so? 292 00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:08,681 Through exploitation, war profiteering, and owning the Las Vegas Raiders, 293 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:10,808 you will amass billions! 294 00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:14,771 That does sound possibly excellent. 295 00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:19,442 Yes. You'll have a Picasso in every bathroom, an army of loyal hounds, 296 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,361 and command your own Smithers. 297 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:25,949 Wealth, power, whatever a Smithers is. It's all hard to resist. 298 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:30,411 But still, I feel a profound darkness in my future self. 299 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:32,956 Maybe I should find another path. 300 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:38,920 Yes! All you have to do is believe that one person can make a difference. 301 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,171 Dang it! 302 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:44,092 Dad! I was just about to save Mr. Burns's soul, 303 00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:47,470 and change the course of this town's history. 304 00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:53,017 Hmm? 305 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:58,773 I win. I convinced young me to become old me. 306 00:19:58,856 --> 00:20:01,651 And warned him not to marry Roseanne Barr. 307 00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:05,947 He's got a little more spring in his step. That's something. 308 00:20:07,115 --> 00:20:09,242 Uh, don't forget your dream journal. 309 00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,369 Oh, just throw it in the core. 310 00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:15,999 Mr. Gumble, are you okay? 311 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,793 I left a wake-up call for 8:15. 312 00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:24,966 "Edith, I left you something in the basement of the joint where we first met." 313 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:29,137 A message from Monty B? I gotta get into Moe's basement. 314 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,806 Moe, please do a favor for a young girl hesitating 315 00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:34,058 to feel even a shred of hope, for fear of— 316 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:36,394 I don't care about your internal struggle, okay? 317 00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,478 Down you go. 318 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,282 My friend. I've made my choice. 319 00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:53,328 But I had one last bit of good in my heart, so I had to purge myself of it! 320 00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:56,372 I've left you a couple remaining orchid seeds 321 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,207 and funding for a beautiful park, 322 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,586 once you sell the priceless Tiffany lamp I've enclosed. 323 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,964 - Oh… 324 00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:10,178 It should be safe, packed in worthless tobacco baseball cards. 325 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,893 These are worth a fortune. 326 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,645 Thank you, Monty B. 327 00:21:23,399 --> 00:21:27,779 Sweetie, I'm still very troubled by all the crazy things you claim you did, 328 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:30,990 but you seem happy right now, so all good. 329 00:21:31,074 --> 00:21:32,950 It's a great garden. 330 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:37,747 Thanks, Mom. It turns out one little girl can make a difference… 331 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,375 As long as she travels through time. 332 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,293 What a waste of time, space and money. 333 00:21:42,377 --> 00:21:45,922 I'd release the hounds on you if this park allowed dogs off leash. 334 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,098 You're as lovely as ever, Mother. 335 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,408 Shh.