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I can't remember the last
movie we saw in theaters,

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and on opening night.

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Movies are back, baby.

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Just think of all the chumps
out there waiting three days

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until this movie's
free on streaming.

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Now to watch this movie
the way God intended,

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on a small screen
and riddled with ads.

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I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator
of Snuf Total-Body Deodorant.

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It's for all your
grossest places.

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Just rub it right
on your butt cleft,

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under pouch, stink flaps...

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How can they
say those words on TV?

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peat bog, smuckle,
stunk-tank...

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Come on, skip ad. Skip ad.

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between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch...

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Elbow crotch.

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I have one of those.

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Finally.

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You're a real man, and
real men have scrotum dust.

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Oh, for the love of...

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Have
you got butt-rot?

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Mm-hmm.

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Does your stank stink?

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Looks like it's
dingleberry season.

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Enough.

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Let's just do it old-school.

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DVDs were never dirty.

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Whoa, geez. Somebody had
a crush on Kevin Kline.

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Shut up. Everyone did back then.

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Keagan's Pond.

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Oh, I used to love this show.

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It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds

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with the problems
of 40-year-olds.

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Oh, that show stinks. It
stinks like stink flaps.

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Come on, Bart. We're
going to Moe's.

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No Moe's on a school night.

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That's Keagan.

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I had such a crush on
Shawn Garrett Evanson.

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He was just poured into
that puka shell necklace.

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Mom. Shh, it's starting.

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Manliest shows for manly men.

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Hmm, Clincher.

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"Ex-Ranger, ex-CIA,
ex-Navy SEAL John Clinch

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"doles out his own
brand of justice

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with his fists."

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Buddy, you had me at "fists."

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Wow, not wasting any time.

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Shh. Punching.

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Keagan, what's wrong?

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Everyone's saying you
cried at swim practice.

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I don't want to talk about...

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It's my dad.

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He says film
school's for sissies.

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He wants me to be a wedding
planner just like him.

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Hey, Scorsese.

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Come down and help your old
man with his centerpieces.

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- Let's go.
- Where?

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A place where we're always safe.

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Why are you so good to me?

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'Cause I'm with you
for the long haul.

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As long as there's
a pond and a ladder,

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I'll be there.

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Whoa!

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He can't go to jail.
He'll miss junior prom.

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Please tell me we have
the season two DVD.

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Hmm, maybe in the attic.

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Found it.

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Oh, I forgot about this
season's unfortunate haircuts.

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Whoa, this looks just
like the dress Laney wore

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when she got drunk
on cough syrup

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and blew her Juilliard audition.

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I was trying to
look just like her.

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I guess we all were.

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All these old clothes are
actually kind of trendy again.

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You know, I bet
that would fit you.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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You look just like a little me,

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trying to look like a little
Sarah Jennifer Judson.

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You should wear that to school.

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I don't know, Mom.
I've kind of gotten

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used to flying under the radar,
you know, attention-wise.

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But it's cute.

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It kind of is.

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And then, and then
Clincher was like,

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"Peace be with you, Father,"

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but he meant "piece" like a gun.

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Then he punched the
priest with the gun.

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Oh, wow.

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Time for work, dear.

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The Clinker will be
here when you get home.

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It's not Clinker,
Marge, it's Clincher.

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Thank God she's
good-looking, right?

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I don't know
about this, Mom.

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Oh, Lisa. You're adorable.

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I guess, but what if
someone looks at me?

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Oh, no one's gonna look at you.

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How cute was Lisa in
her '90s look, Maggie?

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Pretty fly, I thought.

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It's so funny how things
come back in style,

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like the word "fly."

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And she was worried about what
the other kids would think.

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They'll think she's
cute as a button, right?

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Right? Why, I bet wearing
your mom's clothes

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is as cool today as it
was when I was a girl.

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What have I done?

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Janey, do you think
this outfit looks okay?

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Uh, we're all waiting
to hear what we think...

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from them.

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Move.

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Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.

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Hmm, retro vibes but
still of the moment.

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It tells a story, and that story

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is "look at my outfit."

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It works!

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Ah, she took a risk,
and it paid off.

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I can't believe it.

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My little girl is fashionable.

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And then at lunch, when I
went up to return my tray,

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everyone clapped.

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Oh, no, I can't go back

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to this dress

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that we bought at... CVS?

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Please tell me you have
one more cool outfit.

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Oh, I can do better than that.

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Hey, new kid.

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Huh? Me? Oh, I'm not new.

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I didn't ask for your
life story, new kid.

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I'm Devin. Spelled
like "heaven,"

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but with a "D" and no "A" and
an "I" for the second "E."

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Of course, you know Vidalia.

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No, we've never met.

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Lisa, darling.

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We were worried you might
be a one-fit wonder,

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but we've been loving
the vintage looks.

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Welcome to Fashion Club.

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You guys meet in the music room?

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We took it over
when Mr. Largo died.

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Mr. Largo died?

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Or he has jury duty?
It was something dumb.

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Honey, I love your eye.

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You're coming thrifting
with us this Saturday.

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Let's see you in action.

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Oh, that sounds fun.

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Downtown, noon.

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You better like boba,
or I swear to God...

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Terri, I didn't know you
were in Fashion Club.

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Where's Sherri?

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Please. Have you ever
seen Sherri slay?

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Or so much as serve?

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Keep walking, Kmart.

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Guess which fist I'm gonna
punch you off your chopper with.

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- Huh?
- Wrong.

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Hope that ambulance
has medicine.

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Homer, we need your help.

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Smitty's trapped between two...

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He's running out of oxygen.

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Ooh.

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Lisa, look what's coming

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to the Springfield Convention
Center this Saturday.

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Hmm?

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"Your favorite TV
stars from the '90s

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in varying degrees
of recognizability."

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And there's going to be a
Keagan's Pond meet-and-greet

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at 2:00.

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Uh, Saturday? Mm, I
sort of have plans.

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But I can totally
meet you at 2:00.

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Mom and daughter day.

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Great.

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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.

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I had so many great
memories with it.

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And thanks to you,
I have one more.

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Aw.

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Okay, if I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.

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$28.

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That should be more than enough
to get a couple of cute fits

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at a thrift store.

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A hundred dollars?

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For a T-shirt of an airline
that doesn't exist anymore?

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Why is everything
here so expensive?

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Uh, shop much?

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This is how the world
of thrifting works.

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Some used-up 40-year-old
donates a box full of clothes

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from when she mattered,
then someone cool but scary

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slaps a huge price tag on it.

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So thrift stores aren't
for poor people anymore?

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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.

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What a racket. Let's
ditch this place.

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I have a better idea.

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Hmm, everyone's either
had way too much work done

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or not nearly enough.

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S.G.E.!

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I can't believe I
beat the crowds.

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Who am I making this
out to, sweetheart?

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Oh, actually, I-I
wanted to get a picture

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of you, me and my daughter.

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That counts as two selfies.

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I'm sure she'll be
here any second.

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No worries. I can tell
you all about my lawsuit

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against the makers of the
Keagan's Pond slot machine.

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It's rigged against me.

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00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:20,992
Look, I got to get out of here,

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or these jerks are
gonna charge me

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a full-day table rental.

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I can't believe it.

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Lisa stood me up.

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00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,977
Sounds like your
afternoon is free.

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Ever done it in a men's shelter?

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Ah.

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Ugh. Lisa, you are so lucky

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your mom kept all
her old clothes.

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My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood.

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So selfish.

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I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.

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I bet every mom in town

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has an attic full of
forgotten vintage clothes.

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00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,393
I never thought of that.

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This would be so
cute as a crop top.

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Oh, maybe don't...

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00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:02,240
Uh...

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What the heck is going on here?

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Mom.

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I waited for you for hours.

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00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,055
I met Keagan. It was unsettling.

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00:11:09,138 --> 00:11:11,927
And the whole time you were
here, defiling my clothes

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with the cast of Euphoria?

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00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,167
Oh, well, I-I didn't think

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you were ever gonna
wear this stuff again.

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00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,375
I mean, it doesn't
even fit you anymore.

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Ooh.

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00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,349
Excuse me?

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And even if it did fit,

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you're not cool
enough to pull it off.

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That's it. I'm
taking it all back.

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Now who's cool?

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You, ma'am.

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00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:39,415
Now make like a banana and peel.

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I get it in context, I guess.

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Lisa! Hey, girlie. Want to hang?

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You still want to hang?

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Even after my mom totally
mom med out on us?

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Please.

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We don't ditch people just
for having crazy mothers.

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My mom once set fire
to a piano store

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because she was trying to get
a news anchor's attention.

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Ugh. Mission accomplished.

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00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,472
Come on, we're gonna
party at a friend's house.

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00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:09,141
Ooh, a party?

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00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:12,247
Playing Candy Land
with Ralph is a party?

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00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,320
Totally. You're stuck
in Molasses Swamp again.

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00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,124
I like swamp.

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00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:20,297
Terri's been in the
bathroom for a while.

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00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,232
I'm gonna go check on her.

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If you see Ralph in
the mirror, say hi.

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You know, Vidalia's been
checking on Terri for a while.

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00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:31,219
I'm gonna go check on
Vidalia checking on Terri.

257
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,289
Uh, that's weird.

258
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:34,358
Time to go.

259
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:36,463
What? Oh, okay.

260
00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,550
I'm popular.

261
00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:41,372
Why are we leaving?

262
00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,242
And why did we come?

263
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,380
Shh. Man, what a haul.

264
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:46,283
Vintage Abercrombie flannel,

265
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,288
Guess overalls,
spaghetti strap dress.

266
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,163
You stole Mrs.
Wiggum's old clothes?

267
00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:56,336
It was just sitting in an
attic, totally forgotten,

268
00:12:56,419 --> 00:12:58,139
just like you said.

269
00:12:58,222 --> 00:12:59,476
Great job as
lookout, by the way.

270
00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,314
Oh, God. I was an accessory?

271
00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:04,486
No, this is an accessory.

272
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:09,477
Ugh, you're right. You really
don't have the head shape.

273
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,912
Okay, okay, we're thieves.

274
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:20,083
I'm a thief. I'm in
a gang of thieves.

275
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,989
I'm gonna go to jail, and
they'll give me a tattoo

276
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:25,227
and I won't even get to pick it.

277
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,897
Girlie, relax.

278
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,903
You had a genius idea.
We just executed it.

279
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:32,073
We're keeping these
poor, neglected clothes

280
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:35,013
out of the greedy
clutches of Big Thrift.

281
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:37,919
And we're recycling old clothes

282
00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:39,923
instead of supporting
fast fashion.

283
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:43,931
It's a victimless crime,
which is the second-best kind.

284
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:45,483
But it's still a crime...

285
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,976
to look this good.

286
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,947
I mean, it is a
shame to just let

287
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,118
such cool clothes go to waste.

288
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,093
It's not like Mrs. Wiggum was
gonna pass them down to Ralph.

289
00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,097
Lisa, you're
a genius again.

290
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:03,036
We'll only hit boy moms'
houses from now on.

291
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:07,311
Oh, stealing from more
moms? I don't know.

292
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,085
Hey, fashion girl,

293
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,123
this is your basic mom.

294
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,961
Don't forget you have a
dentist appointment today.

295
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:18,433
Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.

296
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,105
I'm in, but if we're gonna hit

297
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,143
every boy mom house in town,

298
00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:26,015
we can't do it one awkward
playdate at a time.

299
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,154
We need to get all the moms
out of the house at once.

300
00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:30,123
But how?

301
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,960
Attention, students.

302
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,231
Don't forget Saturday
is the mother-son dance.

303
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:37,438
So put on your boogie shoes
and mother-respecting bow tis

304
00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:39,976
and get ready to par-tay.

305
00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:42,314
Oh, I'm sorry, I misread that.

306
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,249
- Party.
- Ugh.

307
00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:46,457
Thank God my mom's in
jail for piano arson.

308
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,126
This is perfect.

309
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,330
All the moms will
be out of the house.

310
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,101
But what about the dads?

311
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,473
I know just how to distract 'em.

312
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:59,297
That's for checking my prostate.

313
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,018
No.

314
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,160
You can't make me go.

315
00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:07,164
Oh, come on. It's
not gonna kill you

316
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:10,169
to slow-dance with your mother
in front of your friends.

317
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,290
We don't know that for sure.

318
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,013
Mother. Nice dress.

319
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:17,351
Thank you. I'm glad it fits.

320
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,487
Barely.

321
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,023
Why, you little...

322
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,027
Break it up. Break it up.

323
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,031
Forget it, Mom,
she's not worth it.

324
00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,300
Come on,

325
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,554
let's go to the stupid dance.

326
00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:31,045
There's a lasagne in the fridge.

327
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:33,432
Eat around the beef.

328
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,259
These are the houses

329
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,163
of Springfield's
former fashion hotties.

330
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,299
The moms are at the dance.

331
00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:44,454
And I've got the
dad distract or.

332
00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:54,392
He's Clinched.

333
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,344
Let's go shopping.

334
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,427
This dance is so lovely.

335
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,361
Whose idea was it?

336
00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:31,231
Well, Mother and I
have been going through

337
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:32,149
a bit of a rough patch,

338
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,207
and our couples
counselor suggested it.

339
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:38,113
Seymour, I didn't wear
my fancy orthopedics

340
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:39,281
for you to chitchat.

341
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,522
I asked the DJ to
play "Hungry Eyes."

342
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,324
Bart, "Hungry Eyes."

343
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,195
Hmm?

344
00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:48,099
You'll never catch me alive!

345
00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:55,213
Bart, if you don't
boogie with me,

346
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:58,536
I'll lead a mom dance in
the center of the gym.

347
00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:02,495
Aha!

348
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:03,680
Huh?

349
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,304
Okay, this is the big score.

350
00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,609
The mother lode
of mother clothes.

351
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:12,280
Martin Prince's mom.

352
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:15,153
I heard her sister used
to manage an Aeropostale

353
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,592
and had a ten percent discount.

354
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:19,496
- Whoa. -Whoa.
- Whoa.

355
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,682
Let's do this.

356
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,318
Oh, my God.

357
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:34,575
These sick freaks
don't have a TV.

358
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:37,681
Come on, pick up, pick up.

359
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,621
Spice Girls tour jacket.

360
00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:50,190
Jelly sandals.

361
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:53,478
Sweatpants with words
written on the butt.

362
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:55,617
Hmm?

363
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:04,184
Old Man Prince is on the
move. Get out of there.

364
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,425
Guys, we got to go. We
can climb down from here.

365
00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:15,590
Mom's shirt.

366
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,315
Attention, intruders.

367
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,651
We know you're in the house.

368
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,604
Police are on their way.

369
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,364
Oh, no.

370
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,367
Exit the premises immediately.

371
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,240
I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.

372
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,512
They hide
a key in the flower pot.

373
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,252
Aw, how did I ever
rationalize this

374
00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:41,325
as anything other
than a literal crime?

375
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:44,565
I'm not a fashionista,
I'm a criminal.

376
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,343
M-Mom?

377
00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:52,247
I'll explain in the dinghy.

378
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,283
Where did you get a dinghy?

379
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,253
Do you want to escape or not?

380
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,590
Whoa!

381
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:01,332
While I'm busy
get-away-paddling,

382
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:04,706
why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?

383
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,342
I'm so sorry, Mom.

384
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,614
You just wanted to bond with me,

385
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,383
and I ruined it.

386
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,589
I'm such terrible daughter.

387
00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:18,265
Remember, "I'm with
you for the long haul.

388
00:19:18,348 --> 00:19:22,824
As long as there's a pond
and a ladder, I'll be there."

389
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,749
Wait, how did you
know I was here?

390
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,288
A mother always knows...

391
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,595
is the name of the kid-tracking
app I put on your phone.

392
00:19:32,678 --> 00:19:34,264
Oh.

393
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,268
I also track your
brother on here.

394
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,272
See, he's still at the dance.

395
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:39,407
Hey, this is
actually kind of fun

396
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,278
when it's not your own mom.

397
00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:42,749
Dip me, handsome.

398
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:43,750
Mm!

399
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,458
Hey, the lady came with me.

400
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,296
The sirens stopped.
Where are the cops?

401
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:54,538
Your father said he'd take
care of them Clincher style.

402
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:56,443
You're
under arrest, Clinche.

403
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,783
Do I have the
right to remain violent?

404
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,461
Yeah! Take that,
you stupid pigs.

405
00:20:05,544 --> 00:20:07,665
So, your mom didn't
even yell at you?

406
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,435
Wow, she's pretty cool.

407
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:12,407
Well, I am grounded for
the next eight months.

408
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,411
But when that's over,
do you guys want

409
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,650
to come over and
watch Keagan's Pond?

410
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,318
It's really good.

411
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,426
Ew, why would anyone watch
a show from the '90s?

412
00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,797
I love that dress, by the way.

413
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,503
Oh, this? Oh, thanks.

414
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,374
I've had it literally forever.

415
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:32,347
Pick up the pace, people.

416
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,351
I want everything
you stole returned

417
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,687
by the end of the day.

418
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,792
Well, almost everything.

419
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,796
Ooh.

420
00:21:35,223 --> 00:21:36,224
Shh!