1 00:01:09,283 --> 00:01:10,492 - Huh? 2 00:01:15,831 --> 00:01:20,210 America's only true safe space: network television. 3 00:01:22,546 --> 00:01:25,715 Yes... ... Yes. 4 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:40,480 I don't understand it. 5 00:01:40,481 --> 00:01:44,484 Whoever broke in here only took the grease we fry the doughnuts in. 6 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:46,361 Lard, have mercy. 7 00:01:48,071 --> 00:01:49,072 Mmm. 8 00:01:52,451 --> 00:01:55,536 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is premium stuff, all right. 9 00:01:55,537 --> 00:01:58,331 100% all-American grease. 10 00:01:58,332 --> 00:02:01,834 Lady lipid. Goopy gold. Texas ghee. 11 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,756 Oh, okay. Crisis over. 12 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:14,889 We are devastated by the tragic loss of the irreplaceable Chief Wiggum. 13 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,308 We're replacing him with Lou. 14 00:02:17,059 --> 00:02:19,018 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 15 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:21,479 As my first official act, 16 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:26,067 I will launch a full investigation into what came up out of that pipe 17 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:28,319 and did this to our chief. 18 00:02:30,197 --> 00:02:32,698 To that end, I brought in a local expert 19 00:02:32,699 --> 00:02:36,786 in all things having to do with sewers, sewage, and human waste. 20 00:02:36,787 --> 00:02:38,246 Yeah, how you doing? 21 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:42,625 I spent my life in them pipes panning for subway tokens and loose fillings, 22 00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:47,630 and over the years, youse people have turned my beautiful sewer into a cesspool. 23 00:02:47,631 --> 00:02:51,133 You pour your cooking grease and your animal fat down the drain, 24 00:02:51,134 --> 00:02:54,303 and over time, all that gloppy gunk stuck together 25 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:58,267 and coagulated into what the legends call a fatberg. 26 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,230 Now, I'm just a simple turd monger but there is only one explanation. 27 00:03:04,231 --> 00:03:07,650 That fatberg got so big that it's got to feed. 28 00:03:07,651 --> 00:03:10,278 And it's on the hunt for more grease. 29 00:03:10,279 --> 00:03:13,322 And it's going to eat this whole lard-loving city 30 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,157 if youse don't do something. 31 00:03:15,158 --> 00:03:17,535 Mr. Mayor, this is a serious threat. 32 00:03:17,536 --> 00:03:19,453 Until we find that fatberg, 33 00:03:19,454 --> 00:03:23,499 we need to outlaw deep fryers and cancel the state fair. 34 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,001 Cancel the state fair? 35 00:03:25,002 --> 00:03:26,669 You got no choice. 36 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:30,840 The state fair is greasier than Lardi Gras and Criscomas combined. 37 00:03:30,841 --> 00:03:35,553 Well, I suppose the safety of our citizens is the most important— 38 00:03:35,554 --> 00:03:39,015 Now just hold on one artery-clogging minute. 39 00:03:39,016 --> 00:03:44,145 As the largest employer in town, I object to this addlepated idea. 40 00:03:44,146 --> 00:03:49,275 You can't shut down the state fair. It'll ruin our fat-forward economy. 41 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:50,526 You tell 'em, Daddy. 42 00:03:50,527 --> 00:03:53,029 Don't interrupt me after I'm done talking, boy. 43 00:03:54,823 --> 00:03:56,365 Great hat smacking, Daddy. 44 00:03:56,366 --> 00:04:00,078 Don't compliment my punishment, you idjit. 45 00:04:00,746 --> 00:04:03,289 Now, Mr. Mayor, if you cancel the fair, 46 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:07,126 you won't have Simpson and Son Grease in your palms anymore, 47 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:11,380 and I'm sure you don't want dry hands. 48 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,506 This is madness. 49 00:04:12,507 --> 00:04:16,302 If this walking porta-potty is right and there is a monster down there, 50 00:04:16,303 --> 00:04:18,638 we can't risk our citizens' safety. 51 00:04:18,639 --> 00:04:22,725 I'm canceling the state fair under my authority as chief of police. 52 00:04:22,726 --> 00:04:25,394 Congratulations, Police Chief Eddie. 53 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:29,648 I hereby declare the state fair open with the lighting of the first fryer. 54 00:04:39,076 --> 00:04:41,660 These fools. Filling themselves with fried grease 55 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:43,913 while there's a monster lurking underground. 56 00:04:43,914 --> 00:04:46,082 Don't they know they're tempting fat? 57 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:50,754 Oh, honey, you're a civilian now. Try to enjoy the fair. 58 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,926 The ice cream is so cold. 59 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:03,516 Now comes the innocent frolicking. 60 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:06,770 Frolic, frolic, frolic, frolic. Frolic! 61 00:05:09,106 --> 00:05:10,941 Dolly zoom. That's bad. 62 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:17,029 Fatberg! Run! 63 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,217 Daddy, the fat monster's coming right for us. 64 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:40,803 - D'oh! You think I can't see that... - Ow. 65 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,972 you pint-sized Papa Jay? 66 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:45,641 It's sucking out all my fat, Daddy. 67 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:55,235 Don't die on me, Son. Live, you dim-witted dimwit. 68 00:05:57,237 --> 00:05:59,989 My beautiful bumbling boy. 69 00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:03,576 We warned them. They wouldn't listen. 70 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:06,705 Oh, honey, just try to enjoy the fair. 71 00:06:07,914 --> 00:06:12,251 Lou, I was a fool not to believe you and this sewer squatting human hemorrhoid. 72 00:06:12,252 --> 00:06:17,923 Time to teach that monster a lesson the only way I know how. 73 00:06:17,924 --> 00:06:22,428 This here contraption will smack some sense into that massive goo 74 00:06:22,429 --> 00:06:25,766 with the power of 50,000 mega swats. 75 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:28,934 Come and get it, fatberg! 76 00:06:31,229 --> 00:06:33,356 It's working. The monster's taking the bait. 77 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,198 Release the smacker. 78 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:49,789 Good God. It's rakish. 79 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:51,791 - [grunts, screams] 80 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:55,545 Oh. 81 00:06:58,799 --> 00:07:01,801 Is this the end for citizen Lou? 82 00:07:01,802 --> 00:07:05,095 Oh, honey, just try to enjoy the fair. 83 00:07:05,096 --> 00:07:08,350 You ain't dying on my watch, chief. 84 00:07:09,726 --> 00:07:12,728 - Hasta la vista! 85 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:20,319 No. No! 86 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:32,623 The fatberg had a heart attack, but how? It didn't have a heart. 87 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:38,379 Not even a creature of pure fat could handle what Homer Simpson was made of. 88 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,673 So, what are you gonna do now? 89 00:07:40,674 --> 00:07:41,758 What else? 90 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,593 I'm going to enjoy the fair. 91 00:07:53,228 --> 00:07:55,729 The following is a recently discovered master tape 92 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:58,566 and black-an-white behind the scenes footage from a live TV event 93 00:07:58,567 --> 00:08:02,070 that shocked the nation on Halloween night, 1995. 94 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:05,739 It's the Krusty Halloween Special. 95 00:08:06,825 --> 00:08:10,995 Hey, hey, kids! This is my first ever live Halloween special, 96 00:08:10,996 --> 00:08:12,955 but not because I'm desperate. 97 00:08:12,956 --> 00:08:18,544 Comedy audiences can't sense desperation, can they? Can they? Can they? 98 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:19,962 We can. 99 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:27,511 Okay, we'll be right back after Krusty sucks down a little self-confidence juice. 100 00:08:27,512 --> 00:08:29,014 Ugh. 101 00:08:31,266 --> 00:08:33,434 Hey, Special K, great show. 102 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:36,103 Are you nuts? I'm dying out there. 103 00:08:36,104 --> 00:08:38,939 This whole special was your crazy idea. 104 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:41,233 Yeah, because you're in big trouble. 105 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:44,028 You think you're the only late night kiddie clown on TV? 106 00:08:44,029 --> 00:08:46,030 There's tons of other shows aiming for you, 107 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:49,116 trying to knock you down to a 30 share. 108 00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:51,702 No show has ever gotten a rating that low. 109 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:55,372 And neither will yours because I made a great deal for you, 110 00:08:55,373 --> 00:08:57,166 and it's all going to pay off tonight. 111 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:01,086 Now you go out there and you deliver that brilliant cutting-edge comedy 112 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:02,379 that you're famous for. 113 00:09:04,883 --> 00:09:08,052 Father Fakakta, please "yuk-sorcise" my daughter. 114 00:09:08,053 --> 00:09:09,387 Something's happened to her. 115 00:09:10,388 --> 00:09:11,388 Ah! 116 00:09:11,389 --> 00:09:13,766 A parody of The Exorcist? 117 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:15,559 Now that's fresh. 118 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,730 We must cleanse her soul with pie. 119 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:26,487 I am Satan and I have come for you. 120 00:09:26,488 --> 00:09:29,948 Ooh. The chimp's allowed to improv, but I'm not? 121 00:09:29,949 --> 00:09:33,662 I was in the Groundlings Sunday Company for seven years. 122 00:09:41,878 --> 00:09:44,630 Somebody save Mel! Somebody, not me. 123 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:46,299 Has anybody on the crew got a gun? 124 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:49,051 Shoot the monkey! 125 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:51,346 I better get a smoke bonus for this. 126 00:09:53,974 --> 00:09:56,643 This is the best Christmas ever. 127 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,233 - Fantastic segment. 128 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:08,362 A man was just maimed for life by a demonic monkey! 129 00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:11,448 My face, my only face. 130 00:10:11,449 --> 00:10:14,077 Hey, let me turn that frown upside down. 131 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:16,078 Bingo. 132 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:19,540 I don't care what deal you made. We got to pull the plug on this nightmare. 133 00:10:19,541 --> 00:10:22,918 Are you nuts? This thing is huge. You're a smash. 134 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:25,087 They're puking in Peoria. 135 00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,714 They're retching in Rochester. 136 00:10:26,715 --> 00:10:29,341 They've got PTSD in Pickstown, South Dakota. 137 00:10:29,342 --> 00:10:30,927 Now get back out there. 138 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:33,887 - [♪ upbeat music playing] 139 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:37,182 Oh, okay. Talking to the kids. Now this always plays. 140 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:39,101 Who are you dressed up as, slugger? 141 00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:42,521 Why did the monkey rip the man's face off? 142 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,690 Will the face go to heaven? 143 00:10:44,691 --> 00:10:45,983 Uh. 144 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:49,111 Cute kids, cute kids. You each get a home version. 145 00:10:49,112 --> 00:10:51,031 So what's your deal, tiger? 146 00:10:52,323 --> 00:10:55,701 Downstairs God is inside my body. 147 00:10:55,702 --> 00:10:57,703 Ah! 148 00:10:57,704 --> 00:11:00,664 I am Satan. 149 00:11:00,665 --> 00:11:03,209 guest star. 150 00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,930 Bart, is this stupid show almost over? 151 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,142 I've been circling the parking lot for an hour. 152 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,606 Oh. No polyps. Well, that's good news. 153 00:11:26,357 --> 00:11:27,775 - Oh, my septum. 154 00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,943 I just had the cocaine hole patched. 155 00:11:29,944 --> 00:11:36,366 Krusty, I have come to collect on a bargain made on your behalf, 156 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:40,330 a deal made by him. 157 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:43,248 This is all your fault. 158 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:47,461 You wouldn't shut up about the great deal you made because it was with the devil. 159 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:49,463 What? No. What? 160 00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:53,133 The only deal I made was for this live TV Halloween special. 161 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:56,179 I made the deal with him. 162 00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:01,183 Did I do that? 163 00:12:01,184 --> 00:12:04,312 You know you did do that. 164 00:12:08,525 --> 00:12:11,235 I told Mom and Dad you were in league with Satan, 165 00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:12,945 but they didn't believe me. 166 00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:14,447 Nobody likes a tattler. 167 00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:20,744 Krusty, the only reason your show has lasted this long 168 00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:27,626 is because this child made a deal with me to eliminate your competition. 169 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:31,421 I had to, Krusty. Those other shows were a threat to you. 170 00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:34,758 Those stupid high-quality educational shows 171 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:37,469 with "redeeming social values." 172 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:42,641 And I canceled them all so your unfunny schlockfest could endure. 173 00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:44,894 - Behold. 174 00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:53,652 I did always wonder about the success of my unfunny schlockfest. 175 00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:57,239 Now, I fulfilled my end of the bargain, 176 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:03,787 and tonight is the night I collect on what this boy promised in return. 177 00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:06,832 Your eternal soul. 178 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:10,460 Rise, educational kids show phantoms. 179 00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:16,008 Drag Krusty to the children's television devil's workshop. 180 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:32,441 Stop, stop. Don't drag Krusty to hell. This is all my fault. Take me instead. 181 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:34,194 - Done. 182 00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:38,739 - Do your worst. 183 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:42,576 We're going to teach you forever. 184 00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:48,665 No, no, not learning, anything but learning. ¡Ay, caramba! 185 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:51,585 I've never shown anyone this horrific tape 186 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,962 until today. 187 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,506 But now that streaming has crushed the TV business, 188 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:58,675 even the devil can't save my show. 189 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,802 It is rough out there. 190 00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:04,097 I would hate to be starting today. 191 00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:08,352 So do you want to buy this Halloween found footage? 192 00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:11,230 It's definitely of a moment. 193 00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:13,982 But is it of this moment? 194 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,735 What's the "why now" of this project? 195 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,908 In the beginning, 196 00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:27,247 Earth was green and lush with the occasional asteroid. 197 00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:34,379 In the middle, decaying organic matter became oil, which became plastic. 198 00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:40,008 In the end, after centuries of conspicuous consumption, 199 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:45,347 all of Earth had become a vast, shiny, inorganic desert of soda straws, 200 00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:50,727 Tic Tac boxes, and recycling bins called Plastic World. 201 00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,070 Ancient Slim Jim. 202 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:03,907 Oh, old Gil is eating this month. Ah. 203 00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:10,248 My leader, tonight we feast on jerky. 204 00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:17,004 Amidst the "post-aplastolyctic" savagery, 205 00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:22,300 one visionary leader dreams of a sustainable future for humanity. 206 00:15:22,301 --> 00:15:25,178 Friends, ever since I lost my family 207 00:15:25,179 --> 00:15:28,306 in the avalanche of Diaper Genie bag mountain, 208 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:30,935 I found solace in the good book. 209 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:36,106 The book teaches us that humans once grew real organic food 210 00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:39,735 in a strange dirty substance known as dirt. 211 00:15:39,736 --> 00:15:44,823 I truly believe that somewhere underneath all the plastic there is dirt, 212 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:47,200 and that is why we dig. 213 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:51,413 Hey, Lisa. We tunneled down through a layer of little yellow ducks. 214 00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:55,167 But then we hit a vein of Halloween pumpkin pails. 215 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:58,503 But we blasted through it and found dirt. 216 00:15:58,504 --> 00:16:01,339 The prophecy was true. Let me see it. 217 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,550 Voilà, Davis! 218 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:11,433 You got to keep digging. Find real dirt. Soil. 219 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,351 I tried, but there isn't any. 220 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:18,274 The only thing below us is hundreds of miles of shaky and unsupported tunnels. 221 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,109 - Whoa. 222 00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:22,194 Uh-oh. 223 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,203 What is this place? 224 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:39,044 Forever food. Everywhere. 225 00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:41,797 Pure uncut Twinkie. 226 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,426 This junk food will fill our bellies for now, 227 00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:49,387 but it's just delaying our inevitable starvation. 228 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:52,682 We've got to find... ... Seeds. 229 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:56,478 Sunflower seeds. We can plant sunflowers, corn nuts. 230 00:16:56,479 --> 00:17:03,193 We can grow corn and funyuns, which must be a fun type of onion. 231 00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:05,987 All we have to do is find soil and plant these, 232 00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:08,365 and humanity will have a chance to survive. 233 00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:11,034 - The seeds are life. 234 00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:12,370 Or not. 235 00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:16,790 What up, Fugliosa? 236 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:20,460 Bart, I thought you were killed with Mom and Dad. 237 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:22,463 Nope, I survived. 238 00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:29,302 Huh? 239 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:33,807 Now I'm a raider, and we take what others find. 240 00:17:33,808 --> 00:17:36,143 Raider Nation, attack! 241 00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:40,397 Bart, no, take the Ho Hos and Ding Dongs if you must, 242 00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:44,568 but leave the Circus Peanuts for us to plant, to grow a better tomorrow. 243 00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:47,863 I will not let you destroy our future. 244 00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:48,989 Will too. 245 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,700 - Will not. Not. Not. Not! - Too. Too. Too. 246 00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:54,369 Bart, Lisa, play nice. 247 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:57,581 Mom, Dad, how are you alive? 248 00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:03,628 Funny story, we fell into a pool of searing hot nuclear waste. 249 00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:06,965 The molten radioactive plastic bonded with our DNA. 250 00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:11,386 Months and months of horrible indescribable agony, and here we are. 251 00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,556 We're better than ever. 252 00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:16,475 You... You're plastic. 253 00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:22,272 Mmm. Polyvinylidene chloride. 254 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:24,775 There's food everywhere when you're a plas. 255 00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:28,612 Plas? That sounds a little problematic. 256 00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:31,072 We can call ourselves that, but you can't. 257 00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:34,367 It's paradise. No more scrounging for crumbs. 258 00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:39,664 We wipe ourselves clean with a damp cloth. The only problem is we can't have babies. 259 00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:42,042 But we can still have fun. 260 00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:45,462 So if you hear some squeaking, don't come a'peeking. 261 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,425 Why don't you join us? 262 00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:54,304 Just take a dip in the nuclear pond, liquefy your innards, 263 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:57,391 and become pure forever plastic like us. 264 00:18:57,934 --> 00:18:59,309 Everybody in the pool. 265 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,728 Fellas. 266 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,189 No, you're not human anymore. 267 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:07,108 You're just flip-flops with eyes and opinions. 268 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,402 Humanity has to survive. 269 00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:13,241 Be like us. Be like us. 270 00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:17,161 No, Mom. No. 271 00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:21,039 Ah! Doll face! 272 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,792 Why won't you cry? 273 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:26,461 That doesn't work anymore, Son. 274 00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:30,091 I'm as smooth as G.I. Joe and as hairless as Ken. 275 00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:38,474 Every bad burning bad boy knows that plastic's natural enemy is fire. 276 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:43,604 Ooh. Still so good. 277 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:49,818 Ah. Ooh. 278 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,738 Not helping, Bart. 279 00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:02,373 Ha ha! You're kissing forever. 280 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:08,087 They're hot. Flaming hot! 281 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 Come on, kids, 282 00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:14,593 you wouldn't kill your mother's boyfriend, would you? 283 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,513 Whoever dealt it, melt it. 284 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,813 We did it. We're alive. 285 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:29,149 Uh. With no food. 286 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:33,571 Well, Bart, I guess this is it. You and I are the end of humanity. 287 00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:43,538 Oh, my God. Mom and Dad were plastic, 288 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,583 but somehow they created new life, 289 00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,209 an innocent baby. 290 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:50,086 That should be easy to kill. 291 00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:52,213 - Hey. - No, no, don't you see, 292 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:54,382 even though she's made of plastic, 293 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:58,679 this baby is the next evolutionary phase of humanity. 294 00:20:59,597 --> 00:21:03,851 This world doesn't belong to us anymore. It belongs to her. 295 00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:07,228 And so plastic life took over the world. 296 00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,565 And thrived. 297 00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:13,109 We kept the humans alive for as long as we could, 298 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:17,364 sheltering them on reservations and naming sports teams after them. 299 00:21:17,365 --> 00:21:21,326 Eventually, they died out, but we paid tribute to them 300 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:24,329 because through their mindless consumption, 301 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:27,792 humanity created a perfect world.