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Smithers, why am I wearing my meeting tie
and chitchat spats?

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Well, sir, the demand for power has
dropped recently due to a new wind farm.

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My old enemy, the wind.
Mother Nature's sour belches.

4
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Well, it's not just that.

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The prison is now powering
its electric chair with a spin class.

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Let's go, bitches. Fry this scum.

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The result is
we have excess power and a buyer

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who wants to use it to mine
blockchain cryptocurrency.

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I do know mines, chains, and crypts.

10
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Stand back, Smithers, as I unleash
my legendary negotiation skills.

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I think he might be dead.

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- I win.
- Win what?

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I'm ordering dinner
if you guys want anything.

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If you agree to triple your offer, I will
in return let in a sliver of sunlight.

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- Hmm. Hmm? Mmm?

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Would you at least look at our offer?

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Hard to do without a little light.

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People want pizza or Chinese?

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Wait, you can't leave.

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We're out. We made a deal
with the Ogdenville plant.

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The last straw was
when you had that weird guy

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stand too close to us with his shirt off.

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Ugh.

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We getting dinner?

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Storming off. A classic counter move.

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Oh. They'll be back before my aunt's ashes
fall through this hourglass.

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While we wait for them to return,

28
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I have an idea how we can
monetize our excess power.

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A massive concert venue.

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We could make a big profit
on merchandise, concessions and parking.

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Parking, the modern El Dorado.

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The arena could have video on the outside,

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and, uh, we could make it
an interesting shape. Maybe spherical.

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Yes, I have the perfect name.
We'll call it The Circulus.

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Of course, on the day I get a zit.

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My night eyes!

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Oh, the light from that stupid Circumulus
has made it impossible

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to sleep here or at work.

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Did you know that I passed out
at Moe's from tiredness?

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Breaking news. Ginormous
Kent Brockman here to announce

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The Circulus opening act will be
K-pop sensation, Kneesock Dolls.

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Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.

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Kneesock Dolls! They're my favorite girl
pop band from my favorite Korea.

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I wanna go. No, I need to go.

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Oh, Lisa, no one enjoys loud gibberish
and screaming preteens more than me,

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but that concert's on a school night.
Going just wouldn't be responsible.

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But this might be my only chance
to see them and hear their defiant songs

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about equal pay and cute boys
in the summertime.

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Don't cry. We'll go.
We'll buy tickets and be there, I swear.

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No daddy's daughter ever had
a better daughter daddy.

51
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Mmm.

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Okay, seats go on sale in one minute.
We just need to get any tickets we can

53
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before the other fans
and their guilt-ridden daddies.

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Sold out? How can they all be gone
in under a second?

55
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So I'm not going?

56
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Not a problem, sweetie. We can still
get tickets on the secondary market,

57
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just like we did with Grampa's pacemaker.

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What the? Some guy called "SeatMiser"
has somehow snatched up every ticket

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and is reselling them for $2,000 each.

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It's okay, Dad. Thanks for trying.
Let's just forget it.

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No. America's most sacred freedom,

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the ability to buy a ticket at face value,
shall not be taken from us.

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Everyone deserves
their fair shot at a seat,

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whether it be concert, sporting event,

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or Terry Gross in conversation
with Drama Desk Award winner,

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Audra McDonald, at the 92nd Street Y.

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I will get those tickets
because this is one lazy American

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who won't take this injustice standing up!

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Or sober.

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This SeatMiser's a real J-E-R-Kosher sign.

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Hmm.

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These ticket resellers use computer bots
to buy up everything

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and then jack up the prices.

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It's really something to be upset about.

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It's okay, Lis. You'll still get to see
the concert in videos posted by rich kids.

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Look at this.

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SeatMiser's bought up seats
for every upcoming Circulus event.

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- No.

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I am taking a stand against
predatory resellers like this SeatMiser.

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How can you stop this aftermarket villain?

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They could be using a computer anywhere
in the world, even Trinidad and/or Tobago.

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Uh, wrong again, Sideshow Melvin.

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I have discovered,
through cyber manipulation,

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that SeatMiser's account was set up

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on a library computer
right here in Springfield.

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I bet it's Lenny.
One day I saw him with a book.

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Uh, I'm doing research for my novel

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about 18th-century Hungarian pirates
on the Black Sea.

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That idea's mine.
Nobody steal it. I'll know.

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It's probably Seymour.
He comes from a troubled home.

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To find this pernicious ticket reseller,

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I have brought in one of the FBI's
most decorated criminal profilers.

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My name is… not public information.

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I used to catch violent serial killers,

95
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but now we just leave that
to documentaries and podcasts.

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Which leaves me free to dedicate
my extensive skills

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to fighting this new, highly irritating
breed of semi-crime.

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I know ticket trafficking is a sin,
but is it against the law?

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Well, it's illegal in some states,

100
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and since I don't know what state this is,

101
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it could be here too.

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I will bring this SeatMiser to justice,

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and they will be prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the law.

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Assuming there is a law
against this kind of thing here.

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I'm so proud of you for not saying
anything at a town meeting.

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Mouth stuck with taffy.

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Even if they catch this stupid ticket
reseller, I still can't go to the concert.

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I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess Daddy
didn't come through for you.

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Oh, my God. You never thought
I would come through for you.

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No. No, I did. I always think
you'll come through for me.

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Oh, I've set the bar so low
I can't even disappoint you anymore.

112
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The way you're making this all about you
is a little disappointing.

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Don't try to cheer me up. I'm gonna get
those tickets by any means necessary.

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And when I don't, you better be let down.

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Stupid amazing Circulus creating
an economic system easily exploitable

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by ruthless capitalists
with a technological advantage.

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Hey. Hey, buddy.

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Word on the street is
your daughter's desperate

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for tickets to the Kneesock Dolls.

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The street is right.

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Come into my office.

122
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This is the way ticket buying
is supposed to be.

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From a sketchy dude in a parking lot
who you'd never talk to in real life.

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I got four seats. They can be yours
for 500 bucks and clean urine.

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Uh, how about 450 and cleanish?

126
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Deal.

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Hmm.

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That thing is so bright.
Everyone, put on your sleep helmets.

129
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Guys, guess which hero is amazing.

130
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This one. Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.

131
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Oh, my God!

132
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Dad, I'm so sorry
I wasn't madder at you before.

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Can you ever forgive me?

134
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Of course I can't.

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I don't wanna go
to Lisa's stupid girl band.

136
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:05,271
But it could be cool to hate-watch
something on a screen that big.

137
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:09,818
I can't wait to hear the songs live I've
been forced to listen to driving carpool.

138
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,362
And now with no off-key Janey.

139
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Off-key?

140
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,495
You have to tell me
when you're having a sleepover.

141
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I wasn't.

142
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:17,760
Okay, 30 seconds. I lasted longer
than I thought I would.

143
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,262
I'm gonna go check this place out.

144
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,391
Hmm.

145
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,061
Mmm. Hmm.

146
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,024
Hey, what's with all the security?

147
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,526
Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

148
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Don't tell anyone what?

149
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That this whole concert is
just a giant trap.

150
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Giant trap?

151
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,745
Yeah. The FBI profiler
figured out that the guy

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who's reselling all the tickets
is gonna be at this show tonight.

153
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,502
Yep, the police are finally
gonna catch SeatMiser.

154
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,588
Well, that sure sucks for SeatMiser.

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Also known as me.

156
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,103
Hmm.

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This profiler thinks
she's got me cornered,

158
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,155
but there's no corners in a Circulus.

159
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So this SeatMiser guy
is pretty screwed, am I right?

160
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,331
Totally. Every exit is covered by cops.

161
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The only possible way out is through
the restricted areas.

162
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But you can't get into those
without an employee pass, like this one.

163
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- Yoink.
- Did someone say, "Yoink"?

164
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This concert is
the perfect trap for SeatMiser.

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00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,149
These ticket-reselling psychos
can't resist showing up

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to silently gloat over their victims.

167
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Damn, she's good.
The money's nice, but the gloating is…

168
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,117
Whoa.

169
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,745
So SeatMiser's here in the eye
of The Circulus, huh?

170
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,374
But, uh, which one of
these 10,000 people is he?

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00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:17,213
Well, my profiling tells me we're looking
for a kid from Springfield Elementary.

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What would a kid even do with
all the money they'd make from this?

173
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How about funding a campaign
of targeted harassment?

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He started with the Springfield State
marching band,

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and just keeps raising the stakes.

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My intel confirms that Skinner
is the principal of the school,

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and also he does in fact suck.

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So focus on every kid who's 12 or under.

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Before we know it, "Skinner sucks"
will be projected on the moon.

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How'd she know? I'm still waiting
on quotes from three moon guys.

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Uh, Lou, stick with me.

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I was eating corn nuts
while she was talking,

183
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and all I heard was,
"Crunch, crunch, crunch."

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By now our target
is aware of our security presence

185
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,258
and will try to escape
somewhere backstage.

186
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,102
Next, this psycho will try
to cause a distraction

187
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,187
so they can slip out.

188
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,898
Cover all fire alarms to eliminate
any attempted chaos.

189
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,443
Hey, what are you doing back here, pally?

190
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,236
Uh… Uh…

191
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,529
Um…

192
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,907
I work here. See?

193
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,202
Uh, don't worry, kid. One day,
your face will clear up,

194
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,496
and you'll be quite the handsome pally.

195
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,920
Bart's missing a great show.

196
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:43,299
These seats are so close you can see
their guitars don't have strings.

197
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,140
Oh, my God. Ha-Yun just winked
at our section.

198
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,309
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

199
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,827
We've got him now. Buying those tickets
will allow us to triangulate

200
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,246
the exact location of SeatMiser's phone.

201
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,666
Ah, the triangle, geometry's bloodhound.

202
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,005
The kid's backstage
by the knee sock darning station.

203
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,928
As long as SeatMiser's got
his phone on him, he's ours.

204
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,519
I know I swore we'd be together
until a new model

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00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,190
with a slightly better camera comes out.
Just try to remember the good times.

206
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,109
The texting, the prank calls,

207
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,070
the conversations I avoided
while pretending to look at you.

208
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,282
Still, I don't have
any other choice.

209
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,328
I love you so much.

210
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,050
Guys, they're gonna do "Girl-cott."

211
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,881
Where were you?

212
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,967
Um… There was a huge line
for the men's room.

213
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,559
Okay, concert's over.
I just need to make it out of here.

214
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,354
Adults on the left,
all kids line up on the right.

215
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,280
Oh. Stupid profiler.
What could she have on me?

216
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,242
I got rid of everything
tying me to SeatMiser.

217
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,329
What SeatMiser doesn't know is
we found his phone.

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00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,790
The kid tried to toilet drown it.

219
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,794
Luckily, we saved it using high-level
water-absorbing technology.

220
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:31,634
When we find the kid whose face unlocks
this phone, we've found SeatMiser.

221
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,431
It didn't open. You're clear.

222
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,561
What's going on up there?

223
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,187
What do you think
they're doing?

224
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,857
Hey. You know what'd be funny?
If you and I switch clothes.

225
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,822
They're gonna catch you.

226
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,408
What? What are you talking about?

227
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,493
I know you're the SeatMiser.

228
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,537
Me? That's ridiculous.

229
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:04,166
How would a straight-D student
like me set up a high-tech scam like this?

230
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,753
Just like you do anything,
the laziest way possible.

231
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,684
That's nuts. If I was
some ticket criminal,

232
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,020
why'd Dad have to buy tickets from Otto?

233
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,439
Because Otto got them from you.

234
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:32,028
At first, I thought you were just selling
the dog's anxiety pills again.

235
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,948
I didn't want to believe it,
but you're the SeatMiser.

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You're wrong. And if the Kneesock Dolls
met you, they wouldn't like you.

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Once they got
to know me, they would.

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Anyway, as sickened as I am
that you're taking advantage of people,

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it also means that you're the reason
I'm here tonight. And that was very sweet.

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Pfft. I don't do sweet things.
Sweet's a taste I can't savor.

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Being bad's my favorite flavor.

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Oh! Look who knows
a Kneesock Dolls' lyric.

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You like their music.

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You wanted us to share
this experience as a family.

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Maybe. If I was this guy, but I'm not.
And you can't prove I am.

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- I don't have to. She will.

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You're clear.

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Well, well. You're the last one.
I think we know what that means.

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What?

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Hmm.

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Oops.

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Tonight was a total waste.

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All we caught were two lousy deviants
and a serial killer.

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Somehow SeatMiser got by us.

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I guess I was wrong.

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This hasn't happened since
sports trivia night. I'm sorry, Bart.

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Huh. I can't decide what I like better,
my freedom or seeing you humiliated.

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But I'm glad you had
a good time at the concert.

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And hey, I got to see
every part of The Circulus.

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I even visited the room
where they upload images for the dome.

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By the way, the reason
that phone didn't recognize me is

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because when I set up the facial
recognition, I didn't use my face.