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This is it, Bart.

2
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If you strike Uter out,

3
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the team gets a pizza party
and you'll die a legend.

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Lose and we just get the pizza party.

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I've seen better batters
at the International House of Pancakes.

6
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This is a children's game,
Herr Comic Book Mensch.

7
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And?

8
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Und das ist mein son
that you are trash-en talk-en.

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Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known—

10
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Send this eunuch back to Munich!

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Blitzkrieg!

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- Ow, ow, ow!

13
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It only took 200 years,
but baseball finally got interesting.

14
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Hey!

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Dang, that dude's a certified badass.

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- Our dad could take him.
- He teaches Brazilian jujitsu on Zoom.

17
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My dad does security for James Corden.

18
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You know how many people
wanna punch James Corden?

19
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Well, my dad's a badass too.

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I bet he could kill everyone in town
through workplace incompetence.

21
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Oh, Bart, "dumb-ass" is
not synonymous with "badass."

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Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do?

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Executes inmates via lethal injection.

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- Wow.
- Wow.

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Ha ha!

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My dad is tough, right?

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Please don't hurt me.
Just take my money.

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If that's not enough, we can go to an ATM.

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- Mmm.

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Hey, slugger. Whatcha watching, the game?

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Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off.

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I think Nurse Shark
is Nancy Pelosi.

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Hey, I got tickets to tonight's MMA fight.
Should be pretty badass.

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Uh, why don't you take Lisa?
She could use some toughening up.

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Homer, either bond with your son
or help me fold this laundry.

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Hmm.

37
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Hmm.

38
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Hmm.

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Ugh! Fine.

40
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Springfield Brawliseum,
are you ready to fist?

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Celebrities with us at ringside tonight,

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retired heavyweight champ
and CTE denier, Drederick Tatum.

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Aviator and man about town, Arnie Pye.

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And Latin TV star

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and owner of tonight's sponsor,
Ay, Mi Cabeza mezcal, Bumblebee Man.

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But first, it's time to scour the crowd
for our most macho fan.

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Is it this guy?

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How about this dude?

49
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Or is it him?

50
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Look, sweetie.
We're on the kiss cam.

51
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- Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me.
- What the hell's your problem?

52
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My problem?

53
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I have the wussiest dad in town!

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Wuss?

55
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

56
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D'oh! Son of a...

57
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Hey, Carl. Your shoelace is untied.

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So's yours.

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- Crisscross.
- Crisscross.

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- Whoa.

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D'oh!

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The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso.

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That was impressive!

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Dad, Dad.

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Please don't cry on pay-per-view.

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Señor Fatso.

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That was the most hilarious fall
I've ever seen in my life.

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The antics, the physics,
the annoyed grunts.

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Sir, I would like to buy you a drink.

70
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Throw in a food and you got a deal.

71
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Wow! The Bumblebee Man.
You're a Springfield legend, dude.

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Like Krusty, or Duffman,
or the Tiki Bar Strangler.

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You flatter me, young man.
And, please, call me Pedro.

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I didn't know you, uh, yacht rock types
watch my show.

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Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish,

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but when you get kicked
in the junk by a nun,

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you speak
the international language of crotch.

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Believe it or not,

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I didn't set out
to be a physical comedian.

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I left Mexico with dreams
of being a serious actor in Hollywood.

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Unfortunately,
I was brought to the wrong sign

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by a stupid money-hungry coyote.

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It was the worst day of my life.

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Then I came upon a grand opening
for a new Spanish-language TV station.

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It was the best day of my life.

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I ran in, destined to become a star

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no matter how long it took
or what I had to do to get there.

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Mmm?

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Life is ironic and cruel!

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You, sir, are going to be a star.

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What? I don't speak English!

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And so, Bumblebee Man was born,

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a tragicomic figure cursed by the cosmos,

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like Sisyphus or Benny Hill.

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No matter what life throws at him,
he always gets up and tries again,

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just like the hardworking people
that watch my show.

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So, day after day, year after year,

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I sacrificed my bumble body
on the altar of comedy.

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I thought I was invincible,
like Curly from the Stooges.

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But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp.

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I suppose time catches up to us all.

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Now my tired show limps on
in the shadow of its former glory.

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Simpsons, have you any idea
what this is like?

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Are you gonna quit?

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I was, until I saw your father's
hilarious fall down those steps.

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You got up without a scratch.

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That reminds me.

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Homero, would you do me the honor
of becoming my stunt double?

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Stunt double? That's the badassiest job
a dad could have.

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He'll do it.

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- What, are you crazy?
- Think about it, Homer.

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You get to crash cars
and have bottles broken over your head.

113
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All the stuff you do now,
but you get paid for it.

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You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes.

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- You've got yourself a stuntman.
- He said yes!

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There's the stuntman
that's going to save my career.

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Come in. It is time.

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This is no mere costume.

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It is the armor of hope,
a beacon of light,

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a symbol of truth, justice,
and the Mexican-American güey.

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Uh, Homero, you're wearing
the stinger in the front.

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Whoops. A man can dream.
En garde. Ooh. Eh. Huh.

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Before we get started, I must ask you
to sign a nondisclosure agreement,

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for my fans would be devastated
to know I'm not doing my own stunts.

125
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No problem, Pedro. I sign tons of NDAs.

126
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In fact, I just signed one at work.

127
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Apparently, our drinking water is
full of radioactive...

128
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nothing.

129
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Mmm.

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Cut! ¡El doble!

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You got this, tough guy.

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¡Acción!

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Uh. Mmm. Oh.

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[gasps, screams] Ow! Ow!

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Ow!

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I do not like life!

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- Wow. Just like the old days.
- That fat güero can take a hit.

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- Homer!

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Whoo-hoo!

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And then everyone on set high-fived Dad.
Even the non-writing producers.

141
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Ooh! They're a hard bunch to please.

142
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Bart's proud of Dad!

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- Bart's proud of Dad!
- Bart's proud of Dad!

144
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Oh, it's true. I can't wait
to tell the kids at school

145
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that my dad is Bumblebee Man's stunt guy.

146
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No dice, boy. That's a secret.
Remember, I signed that MDMA?

147
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Oh, man. What's the use
of having a badass in the family

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if you can't brag about him?

149
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Now I know how the Mangiones feel.

150
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Dad, isn't it problematic for a white man
to double for a Mexican actor?

151
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The director thought that too,
so he gave me these brown sleeves to wear.

152
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But that's Brown face.

153
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No, it's just brown arms and legs.

154
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Besides, with all the ICE
going on these days,

155
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isn't it better to have a white guy suffer
instead of a Mexican guy?

156
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Well, you got me there.

157
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Not too much suffering, right?

158
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'Cause I don't want you
getting badly hurt.

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Relax, honey. It's all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

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I'll be fine.

161
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Look at all these fans.

162
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How come you never ditched TV
and became a movie star,

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like all those guys
who regret leaving SNL?

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Ah. I once wrote a script
for a Bumblebee Man film.

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It was a time travel comedy,
and a love letter to my beloved Mexico.

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I sent it to every studio in Hollywood,
but no one understood it.

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Maybe I should have written it in English.

168
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Bah! What you gonna do?

169
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,981
Go on. Ask him sweetie.

170
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Can I smash you over the head
with my crowbar?

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Uh, I would love to, but, uh,
it's a union thing.

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But you can hit my friend if you'd like.

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Huh? D'oh!

174
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,664
Honey, I'm ho... What the hell?

175
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,584
Well, I'm just hugging you.
I'm happy you're home.

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00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,587
Are you crying?

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00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,717
Yes. I've never gotten
an after-work hug from you before.

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00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,343
Also, I have three fractured ribs
on that side.

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00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,138
It sucks not being able
to brag about my dad.

180
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,099
How can you stand not getting credit
for all those awesome stunts?

181
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:28,937
Hey, who needs credit when you get
after-work hugs from your twin boys?

182
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,356
Did you get a concussion today, Dad?

183
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,027
Maybe. Don't tell your mothers.

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00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,156
Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman.

185
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:44,078
All in a day's work, amigo.
Yep, anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood.

186
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:50,751
Bumblebee Man? Wow!
I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny—

187
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,838
Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.
Of course I know you.

188
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:59,635
Oh, my goodness. Every great bit
I ever did was because of you.

189
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,180
Power wash enema,
crab Jacuzzi, fire ant facial.

190
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,681
You're too kind.

191
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,517
Tell me, when is
the next Jackass picture coming out?

192
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,313
Oh, I'm done with those, man.
My body just can't take it anymore.

193
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,398
But the studio keeps asking.

194
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,236
They even suggested
I secretly use a stuntman.

195
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,656
The nerve of those frijole counters.

196
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,324
They don't get guys like us.

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00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,786
We'd rather traumatize a film crew
with our grisly on-set death

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00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:29,289
than ever let some stuntman
take our hits, right?

199
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,959
Hey, Pedro, they need us back
on set so we can—

200
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,296
Huh. Who's this fella
that's got your exact size and build?

201
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:41,678
This is my trainer.
He keeps me comedically obese.

202
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,514
Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby.

203
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:49,101
Let's toast. They might have replaced
our knees, shoulders

204
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:54,315
and, uh, other stuff,
but they can never replace our integrity.

205
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:03,073
I am a liar and a fraud.
What was I thinking hiring a stuntman?

206
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:06,868
You were thinking let someone else
get banged up for a change. That's fine.

207
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:12,499
No. My audience expects
to see me getting banged hard and often,

208
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,710
and I lied to them.

209
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:19,132
For what? Ratings? Money?
A stupid Calvin Klein ad?

210
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,761
I'm nothing but a sellout.

211
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,307
Hey, come on now,
don't cry in front of the gringos.

212
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:33,645
That's it. I'm quitting.
Show business is no place for a phony.

213
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:38,150
You can't quit now. The show's a hit,
and my son's never been prouder of me.

214
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:42,988
I'm sorry, Homero. Nothing in the world
can make me change my mind.

215
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,072
Hola, Pedro.

216
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:49,244
I am Alejandro González Iñárritu,
Oscar-winning director of The Revenant.

217
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,621
That movie was so funny.

218
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:56,001
When that bear ate the boy from Titanic.

219
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,588
Yes, thank you.

220
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,966
I found your old script,
and I must make this film.

221
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,429
You will be the star
of the most action-packed, death-defying,

222
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,098
uninsurable picture ever made.

223
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,559
What do you say?

224
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,813
I say let's make a bee movie!

225
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,992
It's so nice of Pedro
to let us come along for the filming.

226
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,161
What's this movie about anyway?

227
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,331
Well, if my Spanish is correct, and it is,

228
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:38,251
it's an epic time travel adventure
about a humble bee man

229
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,669
who gets hilariously hurt

230
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,422
during the most important moments
in Mexican history.

231
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,049
Mark my words!

232
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,469
This action-packed film is
going to make billions,

233
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,430
in Mexican pesos, at the box office,

234
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,099
and do you know why?

235
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:58,522
Because I'm willing to risk it all.
Brain damage, paralysis, life itself!

236
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:03,151
You said this was all pies in the face
and slipping on plantain peels.

237
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,611
Don't worry, Marge.

238
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,656
I'm sure something
got lost in translation.

239
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,032
He said it in English.

240
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,285
Because no matter how dangerous,

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Bumblebee Man has always
and will always do his own stunts.

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Uh. FYI, I don't do my own stunts.
He does.

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That guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle.

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Mmm. Sweet.

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- Spicy!
- What?

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You lied to your fans, to your country,
to your own director?

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The movie's off!

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What if we hide his face
with this green screen mask?

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Hmm?

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The movie's back on!

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We are in Lake Texcoco
thousands of years ago.

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Here, Bumblebee Man
will find a symbol from the gods

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that will one day
be emblazoned on the flag

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and in the heart of every Mexican.

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Cue the snake and eagle!

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No! Ow!

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No, they're biting me!

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Cue more snakes
and bigger eagles!

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My childhood dream has come true.

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There's a snake inside me!

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Dad's home!

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- Good Lord!
- Dad!

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What the hell? You dodged my hug.

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Can't hug.
Spent all day getting my Aztec kicked.

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Homie, you can't keep doing this.
You have to quit.

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The pain pills? No, I need them.
Plus, they're so cheap here.

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Why in God's name would you
put yourself through this?

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Uh, you're not just doing this
to impress me, are you?

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Yes, but there's also
the bromance element.

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So many threads.

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- Mmm.

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Luz,

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there's something you must know...

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We interrupt Juan Life to Live

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to bring you this English news bulletin.

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Beloved actor and hometown hero
Bumblebee Man has been exposed

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for using a stunt double.

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Late last night, our station received
this photo from an anonymous source.

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Hey, that's the picture Bart took.

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[in Spanish, grunting] Why you little...

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[in English, chokes] I didn't do it.

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It wasn't him.

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It was me.

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It was? I thought I did it.

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I guess we both did it?

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I was lying a second ago. I also did it.

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- Why, you little...

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I'm sorry about Pedro,

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but we couldn't stand by
and see you get killed.

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Or worse,
become someone we have to sponge.

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Oh. You care for me,
but don't want to care for me.

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I feel the same about all of you.

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I deny these vicious rumors.

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And to clear my name,

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I invite my fans to come see me perform
my movie's most dangerous stunt.

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A comedic tumble down the steps
of Teotihuacán.

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The pyramid of Teotihuacán?

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That's suicide!
And still on our list of sights to see.

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To the pyramid of Tootytotai...
To the Mexican triangle!

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Homero, you are
the only one he will listen to.

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You have to stop him.

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Why are all these cameras set up?

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Well, better to have coverage
and not need it

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than to need it and not have it.

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Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-coming!

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Huh. Can I talk to the transpo department?

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Pedro, stop! You can't do this.

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I must.
I was supposed to suffer for my fans,

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to distract them
from their daily troubles,

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and I lied to them.

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Now my only path to redemption is pain,
hilarious pain.

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Your fans don't want
to see you suffer for real.

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They just wanna see
a goofy guy in a bee costume

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saying "Ay, yi, yi" about stuff.

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All I wanted was for my son
to think I was a badass.

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But you know what I learned
after taking all that brutal punishment?

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I hate that kid,
and what he thinks doesn't matter.

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- Oh.

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It does that now.

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Ay, Dios. Look at you.
Making this movie has broken the body

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of my best non-Mexican friend
in the world.

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Can you ever forgive me?

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On one condition.
Don't do this stupid stunt!

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- I won't! I love you, man!
- I love you too!

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What do you say we get out of here
and go eat a taco stand into submission?

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Sounds like a plan, amigo.

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- D'oh! D'oh!

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- Homero!
- Dad!

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The UNESCO World Heritage site!

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D'oh! Oh! Son of a...

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This man's suffering
takes away my troubles!

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00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,371
It's beautiful.
We will take out the gringo in post.

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00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,459
Oh, so good.

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00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,171
Man, we sure are lucky
we didn't get hurt in that fall.

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00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,299
Uh, I'm not so sure.

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00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593
Hmm.

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00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,054
Excuse me, amigo, are we dead?

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00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,182
Hmm.

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00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,227
No, in a coma,

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but get comfy
'cause you're gonna be here for a while.

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It might be nice to have a break.

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And some cold cervezas.

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Homero, my friend. You read my mind.