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Simpson, you're brand-new here,

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but I have a nose for men,
and you stink of reliability.

3
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I'm putting you in charge
of the big red button.

4
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I won't let you down, sir.

5
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I smell you won't. Never touch the button,
unless the meltdown alarm sounds.

6
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Then, and only then, push the button.

7
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Sorry, you can understand this is
very exciting for me. I mean, a button!

8
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Of course.

9
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While our schools and hospitals go without
power during the costly restart process,

10
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no alarm, no button.

11
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Aw.

12
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I will never get tired of this.

13
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Lenny, button!

14
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State park, family field trip!

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State park, state park, state park!

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Don't forget sunscreen and bug spray.

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- State park. State park.
- State park. State park.

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I worked all week
at the world's most boring job,

19
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and now I have to spend time
in the natural world

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that I devoted my life to destroy.

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You're the one
who suggested a family outing.

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What part of that implied I was coming?

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I can hear the waterfall.

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There it is in all its majestic glory.
The stamp station!

25
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Oh, yeah.

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Nine more stamps to go.

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Then we'll have all the stamps.

28
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Weekends are for relaxing.
How am I supposed to do that here at…

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Shut up.

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In the olden days,
a bootlegger was a shady character...

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You're blocking the stamps, lady.

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What are you looking at
instead of being present with your family?

33
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Really?
Cross sections of breakfast burritos?

34
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I was ranking those.
Now I have to start over.

35
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Look, we got every stamp.

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What's our prize?

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You get your Wilderness Explorer
Completion Trophy.

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Good job.

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Certified trailblazers.

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Mom, can we get souvenirs so we have
something to remember this trip by?

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One souvenir each.

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The gift shop.
This is where time goes to die.

43
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Can't you fake a little enthusiasm
for five minutes?

44
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I can't pretend to like things I don't.

45
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You do it all the time.
It's called parenting.

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Huh? Well, I do like lying to children.

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Activate parent superpower,
fake enthusiasm.

48
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Mmm?

49
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I know which souvenir I'd pick out
if I wanted to have fun. Stress balls!

50
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Oh, oh!

51
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I can feel the stress leaving my body.
Tell me that's not medically fun.

52
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It does have a therapeutic property
we doctors call squishiness.

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Business lady. Business got you stressed?
Have a squeeze of this.

54
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Excuse me, miss.

55
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What happened to the woman
who was standing here just a moment ago?

56
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Was that your mother?

57
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No, it's me all along.

58
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Is there anything these balls can't do?

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Dad, can we get stress balls?

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Please?

61
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What a great idea. Hurry, do it quick.

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- He sold me.
- He sold me more.

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Arriba! Ándale, stress! Adios!

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Most intriguing.

65
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Dad, there's a creepy guy in a raincoat
who wants to talk to you.

66
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Well, run him off. What do I pay you for?

67
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Wait, please,
I have two words to say to you.

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Oh, yeah!

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Duffman!

70
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Not anymore, actually.

71
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The Duff Corporation
has, uh, retired that character forever.

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All the old forms of advertising
are now passé.

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Corporate spokesmen, print ads, TV spots.

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Today's kids,
they can't even sing the jingles.

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That can't be true.

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Boy, finish this tune.

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Woof?

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God help us.

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The old ways are dead.

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Today, advertising is all about
undercover marketing,

81
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where the spontaneity
of a regular person's excitement

82
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is worth a thousand "Where's the beefs?"

83
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Where was that beef?

84
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And undercover marketing is exactly
what you did yesterday in that gift shop.

85
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All I did was pretend
to love some stupid, terrible crap.

86
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Homer, you have a gift,
and corporate America needs you.

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"Enthusiasm on Demand."

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You pretend to like things
to make other people buy them?

89
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It's the world's newest profession
offering love for money.

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You could make $500 in just one hour.

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As a late great man once said, "Oh, yeah!"

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Mmm?

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"Welcome to your first enthusi-task.

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Convince people to buy
a self-balancing unicycle."

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Hmm… If I can find just the right group
of potential customers.

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Hope dims for the trapped miners as
faith leaders conduct a moment of silence.

97
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Look at me if you want to see a guy
having the time of his life.

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We gathered here today
in hopes of a miracle, and we got one.

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A self-balancing unicycle
sure to be on everyone's Christmas list.

100
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Homer S. may be the key to completing
Project Dark Contrivance. Praise Enroy.

101
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Praise Enroy! Praise him indeed.

102
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You over-praised Enroy.
No malted treat for you.

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Marge, this veggie omelet is delicious!
I don't miss the bacon or sausage at all!

104
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I'm so glad to hear that.

105
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Or are you just practicing for
your new job of pretending to like things?

106
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Nope. It's that good.

107
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,637
Why, thank you.

108
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It's great
you're enjoying your side hustle,

109
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but I hope you're not neglecting
your front hustle.

110
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Oh, I quit that job.

111
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I should be furious
that you're leaving with no notice,

112
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but your sincere enthusiasm for taking
this job and shoving it has won me over.

113
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Consider it shoved.

114
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I'm just too good at my new job.

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I've already sold pilgrim hats,
creatine snuff,

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and this great ear de-waxer.

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I bet there's nothing so distasteful
this guy can't pretend to like it.

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Ooh.

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Here's my next assignment. I'm promoting…

120
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No, no, anything but that!

121
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Drink up. Quality bowling requires
some boozing to beat the heebie-hoohaws.

122
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None for me. I've found something…
…better.

123
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UnDuff Nothin'.

124
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A new non-alcoholic beer
that'll make you forget

125
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all those times you were blackout drunk.

126
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Non-alcoholic beer?
That could lead to non-alcoholism.

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Don't take my unslurred word for it.
Chug it for yourself.

128
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Well, I know you socially, so I'm sold.

129
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No, I can't do it.

130
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Too much! You ask too much!

131
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Tell me to sell time-shares to toddlers,
but not this!

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Report to corporate at 9:00 tomorrow.

133
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And give yourself time.

134
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You'll be parking
very far from the building.

135
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No!

136
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Inspiring, aren't they? They promote
corporate efflorescence, praise Enroy.

137
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Nothing concerning so far.

138
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Salutations, Homer.

139
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Your diligence and co-operability has
earned you these chocolate-covered bees.

140
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Mmm, "sting-y."

141
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I'm really sorry
I couldn't fake-like fake beer.

142
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Homer, sanguinate yourself.

143
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Eventually, every enthusiaster is called
to love a product they simply cannot.

144
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You're the unfortunate victim
of your personality's likes and dislikes.

145
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Stupid personality.

146
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But we've developed a simple procedure
that separates you

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from the tastes and desires
that make you you.

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We call it "seperance."

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Praise Enroy.

150
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:56,263
This Enroy dude sure seems praiseworthy.

151
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After seperance, you will never again
be disjoyous at work.

152
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,980
That's been my dream ever since
I grew weary of the big red button.

153
00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:07,066
But what exactly is this procedure?

154
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,150
I can answer that.

155
00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:13,114
I have no idea,
but I have had the procedure myself,

156
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:16,242
and look at how happy I am.

157
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,160
Happy.

158
00:10:18,244 --> 00:10:20,246
Why don't we get you started?

159
00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,382
Nothing concerning so far.

160
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,139
Seperance floor.

161
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,781
Whoo-hoo!

162
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:56,991
Whoo-hoo!

163
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There he is, Homer S.,
our brilliant team leader.

164
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,164
Thanks to him,
our department is number A again.

165
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,749
Look, they awarded us a walnut party.

166
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,126
Walnuts?

167
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,003
Mmm. Mmm.

168
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:13,340
Careful with your hat of gratitude.
It's the gift of Enroy.

169
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,885
This may just be
the hat of gratitude talking,

170
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,637
but I love everything about this place.

171
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:24,435
The endless corridors, the apology stool,
the distant eerie screams.

172
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:28,480
I'm so de-sanguinated!

173
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:34,820
Hot crackers, new assignment!
We're selling payday loans today, people.

174
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:39,783
60% compounding interest per day?
They sell themselves.

175
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,462
What have you done to my husband?

176
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,963
Tranquilate, Marjorie.

177
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:55,716
Have a pickled blueberry,
and exposify the problem.

178
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,969
Mm, these are well-pickled.

179
00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,722
Every night when my husband
comes home from working here,

180
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he's like a different person,
a total zombie.

181
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,404
Seperance splits the worker's mind
into two modes.

182
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Uppie, when all their energy
is devoted to work,

183
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,536
and downie, when they recharge at home
for the next workday.

184
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,706
I don't wanna spend my life with a downie.

185
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,709
I have the perfect solution.
Join our company.

186
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,670
Undergo seperance yourself.

187
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,172
You have got to be kidding me.

188
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:39,426
Got I? Working here with your husband,
your relationship will be new again.

189
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,011
Like when you first met,

190
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:44,765
when your Homer couldn't stand to be
away from you for one moment.

191
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:50,938
Marge, is it true? You're gonna come
work here with me? Please say yes.

192
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,399
Homer, slow down.

193
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:59,405
The only bad part of working here
is missing you every second of every day.

194
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:02,199
Let's live uppily ever after.

195
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,493
This is the Homer I missed.

196
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:08,205
There is no happier couple
than two uppies.

197
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:13,252
Let's get separated
so we can be together forever.

198
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,847
What have I done? What have I done?

199
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,314
W-T-Fudge?

200
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,899
How are we so light on our feet, you ask?

201
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:40,487
It's these new pillow-soft shoe inserts
from Dr. Insteps.

202
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,656
Oh. Maybe I'll pick up a pair.

203
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,334
Another grim vigil here
in the mining district.

204
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:58,172
The only ray of hope,
the aroma of St. Louis-style ribs

205
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,925
grilled to savory perfection
on the amazing Backpack Barbecue.

206
00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,346
Another great day of work.

207
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,766
It's so good to be…

208
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:12,311
…home.

209
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,688
What do you want for dinner?

210
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,440
I don't care.

211
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,654
Mom is eating potato chips for dinner.

212
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:26,700
Dad's eating potato chips slowly.

213
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,839
I've never seen Dad
miss a flying sausage in his life.

214
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,843
Look at this smiley face
Mom drew on my pancakes.

215
00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:52,768
That weird mysterious company
did something mysteriously weird to them.

216
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,397
Psst!

217
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,566
You'll never get in the front door.

218
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:03,112
Enthusiasm on Demand
is hiding a deep, dark secret,

219
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:07,991
but maybe together
we can blow it wide open.

220
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,576
Don't you work for them?

221
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,122
Not anymore.
Being a downie destroyed my life.

222
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,917
I had no energy left for my family,
or my secret second family,

223
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,878
but there is a way back from seperance.

224
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,673
It's called de-seperance.

225
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,467
It was risky, but I'm feeling great.

226
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:29,096
Um, whose robe am I wearing,
and what year is it?

227
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:32,349
This whole place is like
one of those puzzle box TV shows

228
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,478
like The Leftbehinds,
or Yellowjinks, or Severance,

229
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,523
and there's always
a big secret at the end.

230
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,484
Yeah. If we're going to save your parents
and learn the truth,

231
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,696
there's only one way inside that building.

232
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,993
Every mysterious headquarters
has a door that has been propped open

233
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,620
so someone can sneak out for a smoke.

234
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:55,956
Pallies.

235
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,513
They're onto us. Follow me.

236
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,104
Freeze, and put down
the candied squid ink.

237
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,483
You've come here for answers, no doubt,
but ask yourself this.

238
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,237
Will the answer be as satisfactionalizing
as the inquirance?

239
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:31,325
Damn straight it'll satisfactionalize.
We want to see our parents.

240
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,543
- Mom!
- Dad!

241
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:44,838
Kids! What a wonderful surprise.

242
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,842
No one told me it was
Take Your Kid to Work Day. Oh, joy!

243
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,430
Okay, Tiger.
Getting a little damp on top there.

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00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,684
Ugh! All we get from our parents
is not enough or too much.

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What's the ominous backstory
for this place anyway?

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And if it doesn't add up, God help you.

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Why don't we let our founder explain?

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Greetings, disciples of Enroy.

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We toil together with a mighty purpose,
to harvest the time and energy

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of human beings
in pursuit of the ultimate prize.

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Here comes the awful truth.

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To create a service
that can be sold for money.

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Money? Isn't that
what every business does?

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Very good, sweetie.

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This can't just be a regular company.

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Why the endless hallways
and the creepy kangaroos?

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Because buildings this poorly designed
have inexpensive rent,

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and we get a carbon credit
for the kangaroos.

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Then who is Enroy?

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Enroy is not a person. It's an acronym.
N.R.O.I. Net return on investment.

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Praise Enroy!

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You really should praise it, Lisa.
It's the basis of capitalism.

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Shut your ears, child.
They've been seperanced.

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You can't trust them.

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Our only chance
is to remove the implants like I did.

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Implants? There are no implants.

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00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,840
Then what did I drill out of my skull?

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The seperance procedure
is just some light cosmetic surgery.

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Teeth whitening, skin tightening.
It makes us more attractive salespeople.

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The tin hat protects hair plugs.

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No, no, something happened to Mom and Dad.

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Whenever they're at home, it's like
the life has been sucked out of them.

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Because it has. It's called having a job.

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You'll learn soon enough,
and Enroy willing, Bart will too.

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So that's it? You guys have a great time
at work, and we get the dried-out husks?

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We're your kids. We're supposed to be
the ones draining your life force,

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not some… …career.

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- We need our mom and dad.
- We need our mom and dad.

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But we're so fulfilled.
We found our passion in faking passion.

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Doesn't our happiness count too?

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Maybe we could find
some sort of work-life balance.

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Marge, we both know
that's not a real thing.

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Okay, kids, you win.

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We'll leave our rewarding jobs
we're great at, and go back to…

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Oh, I can't say it.

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Being parents.

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Yeah.

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- Yay!
- Yay!

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Turn in your badges and hats.

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And your hair plugs.

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Ow.

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Yoko geri! Ushiro geri! Mawashi geri!

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Konnichi-wow!

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00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:54,152
That's awesome, buddy.
You really earned that yellow belt.

295
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,822
You guys are coming
to my karate demonstration, right?

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00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,199
I wouldn't miss my little champ's moment

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even if it was on a Sunday
during football, which it always is.

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00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,958
And I made Popsicle stick puppets.

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00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:14,631
You made those? A child?
And not some elderly master craftsman?

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00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,050
That's so creative.

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I can't wait to see them in a play
with a socially-conscious plotline.

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00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:27,310
Me neither. Mommy and Daddy will sit
in the living room until you're ready.

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They weren't faking, were they?

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00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,316
Don't know. Don't care.

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Welcome, valued new employee,
to Enthusiasm on Demand.

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Whether you're joining our team
in Macro-Gerontics, Sonic Massage,

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Intimation and Foreshadowing, or Bricks,

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we know this is the last job
you will ever have.

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By now you've received
your Employee Manual,

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a Welcome Tetrahedron, and galoshes.

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Inside the tetrahedron,
you'll find your parking pass,

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the corporate hymnal, and 17 Polish zloty.

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Please dispose of the galoshes
at your earliest convenience.

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As you embark
on your professional journey,

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lift your voice with me,
reciting the joyous words of our founder.

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Zog sinistrum lamentio, Cthulhu eternum!
Praise Enroy!

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Shh.