1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,579 Finally! 3 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:40,249 Couldn't face the idea of black tea. 4 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,460 You know it's a crime. It's an absolute fucking crime. 5 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,671 Mate, I am a thirsty boy. 6 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,725 No, no. Hang on. Hang on. Not in those. 7 00:00:47,726 --> 00:00:49,800 They're all cold and stewed, aren't they? 8 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,009 Why'd you leave 'em out then? 9 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,095 Because I thought you'd be quicker, didn't I? 10 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,888 I had to go right down the high street. 11 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:58,475 Well, you know there's a corner shop the other way, you dozy twat. 12 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,352 Oh, Marek wouldn't like that. 13 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,436 Who's Marek? 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,772 Spark we used to work with on the sites. Polish. 15 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,141 Milk first and then tea. 16 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:08,277 How do you English not understand this? 17 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,612 It makes no difference, but he'd lose his shit over it. 18 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,490 Hey. Of course it makes a difference, you fucking ponce. 19 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,660 Bag, water, milk, in that fucking order. Yes? 20 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,161 A lot of Poles on your sites? 21 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:22,541 Poles, Bulgarians, dirty little Romanians, the lot. 22 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,252 - Swarming. - It's like a fucking refugee camp. 23 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,755 No, hang on. You don't want one, do you? 24 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,340 Nah. Hair of the dog, mate. 25 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,468 Well, you must really hate your kidneys. 26 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,554 Here he is. Sleeping beauty. 27 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,472 Morning. Sorry, I crashed. 28 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,808 - Kettle's just boiled if you want one. - And we have milk. 29 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,727 - You been out then? - No, he's lactating. 30 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,480 Fucking daytime TV. 31 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,900 I wish we'd brought a PlayStation or something. 32 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:51,195 Hey. I'll tell you what, man. I am a demon at FIFA. 33 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,404 - No, you're not. - Nah. 34 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,823 Call of Duty, that's the one. I'd take you all down. 35 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,200 This isn't a stag weekend. 36 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,730 Yeah, but you're only saying that because 37 00:01:57,731 --> 00:01:59,661 you're scared that he is gonna beat you. 38 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,915 You think I'm scared of an armchair soldier? 39 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,625 I've done it for real, mate. 40 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,169 Served my country. 41 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:10,255 How many people have you killed? 42 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,675 You mean in the game, like? 43 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,469 Fuck "in the game." How's that count? 44 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,638 What's that mean? 45 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,350 How many people have you killed? 46 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,438 Well, how many people have you killed? 47 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,774 Five for sure. They were up close. 48 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,693 Watched the life drain out their eyes. 49 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,238 Maybe eight, nine more. 50 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,782 Sometimes you don't stop to count. 51 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,834 Just hit a million views. 52 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,168 - Yes. Ha! - Yeah. 53 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,838 Cooking. I reckon five will tune in for the main event. 54 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,091 Anyone check on him? 55 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,592 Why? 56 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,719 Just don't hear nothing, that's all. 57 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,639 Can't fucking talk, can he? Why do you care so much? 58 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,016 Well, you wouldn't want him to have an heart attack, would you? 59 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,560 Might complicate things. 60 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,812 Fine, I'll go. 61 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,190 Any love letters you want me to pass along? 62 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,275 Fuck off. 63 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,737 Don't be a ponce. 64 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:20,576 Probably. 65 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,636 I'm gonna take the tape off your mouth. 66 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:44,349 But we can hear everything upstairs. 67 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,936 You need something, ask softly. 68 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,272 You shout for help, them lights will go from green to red, 69 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:53,734 and I'll come down, and I'll kick your fucking bollocks off. Got it? 70 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,960 Please, l-let me go. 71 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,380 I can't. You're dangerous. 72 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,341 I've seen what your lot are capable of. 73 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,386 I left good friends in Afghan 'cause of you. 74 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,014 So tomorrow morning, 75 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,599 at sunrise, 76 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,685 you're gonna kneel on the floor there, 77 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,646 we'll have our camera, 78 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,815 and then... Well, you people are the experts, aren't you? 79 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,485 We're gonna cut your head off. 80 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,965 Is there anything to suggest 81 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:49,975 we can expect further such attacks 82 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:53,604 or is this, in essence, believed to be an isolated incident? 83 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,482 This video last night, in which they made a threat... 84 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,731 - One minute. Thank you. - ... authorities are aware of, 85 00:05:59,732 --> 00:06:02,946 but we have decided not to broadcast. 86 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,746 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Morning, Diana. 87 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,750 So this is a fast-moving situation, 88 00:06:12,751 --> 00:06:15,167 so I will update you with what I know. 89 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,502 Should we not wait for Tearney? 90 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,421 No offense, Diana, but when I relay this to the Home Secretary... 91 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:20,540 I thought you were aware that 92 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:23,300 our First Desk is in Washington this week. 93 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,345 - I was not aware. - Ingrid is incredibly busy, Roger. 94 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,050 As are you. Do you really need to be 95 00:06:28,051 --> 00:06:29,681 across the minutiae of her schedule? 96 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:33,644 I'm sure we all know how capable a Second Desk Diana is. Diana. 97 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,229 Thank you, Leonard. 98 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:39,525 The hostage is Hassan Ahmed. He was born in Birmingham. 99 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,110 His grandparents arrived here in the early '70s. 100 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,738 Uh, he is the youngest of four children. 101 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,823 He's in his second year at Leeds University, 102 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,200 studying business management. 103 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,993 He shares a flat with three other students. 104 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,745 No known girlfriend or boyfriend. 105 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,541 Uh, he's a cricketer. His family are Muslim. 106 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:58,418 And before going to university, he attended the local mosque, 107 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,546 which is not on any of our watch lists. 108 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:04,424 Uh, he no longer appears to attend, but his family still go. 109 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,344 In short, he is nothing other than what he appears to be. 110 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,222 - A law-abiding, British... - Asian student. 111 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,017 The kidnappers call themselves the Sons of Albion. 112 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,686 They've been on our radar for about a year, 113 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,605 and there have been murmurs 114 00:07:17,606 --> 00:07:19,273 that something like this was on the horizon. 115 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,670 Point of order. Murmurs and horizons 116 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:24,152 are so vague as to seem unhelpful, Diana. 117 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,654 Sources and methods, Roger. 118 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:29,157 Outside of the sphere of this committee, Roger. You know that. 119 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,327 - We monitor results, not process. - And do you have a source in the group? 120 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,954 That would fall under process. 121 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:38,041 What I can say is that there are 17 such right-wing groups 122 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,585 on our radar right now. 123 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,171 We've been saying for some time that with more resources, 124 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,964 we could have them all under proper surveillance 125 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,550 and stop this kind of thing from getting off the ground. 126 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,926 The Home Office will back you. 127 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,650 But the Treasury may add 128 00:07:49,651 --> 00:07:51,869 that you've already had a considerable increase, 129 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,390 with little increase in results. 130 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,435 We have had an increase to monitor jihadi groups. 131 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,895 Unfortunately, 132 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,606 we were looking one way when we should have been looking both. 133 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,566 He's landed, ma'am. 134 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,445 Gentlemen, I need to be somewhere else. I'm sure you'll understand. 135 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,308 And immediately after that, 136 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:15,954 I'll need to contact the Pakistani ambassador. 137 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,791 It appears this wasn't the random snatch we thought. 138 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,352 Oh, there's no sign of Cartwright, and he's not answering his phone. 139 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,150 What's wrong? 140 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,237 The fact that you're still here talking to me, for starters. 141 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,447 No, it's mid-morning, and you haven't had a drink yet. 142 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,952 Why, in the old days you'd be on your third stomach pump by now. 143 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,372 That's your first taunt of the morning. You're slipping. 144 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,082 Something's definitely up. 145 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:05,462 Oh. It's a bit late for getting good at spotting your boss's moods. 146 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,006 This shouldn't be in here. 147 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,594 When Cartwright comes back, tie him to his desk by his bollocks. 148 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:16,849 I want my people in here, doing nothing. 149 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,922 - Geez. - Mmm. 150 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,091 Christ. 151 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,345 Do... Do you do that thing here where you burn ear hair out, 152 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,223 because that is definitely where I'd focus next. 153 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,683 That is... That's a two-week job, that. 154 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,269 Ooh, envy. 155 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,147 Can't afford places like this on a Slough House salary, can you, River? 156 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,450 No, that's true. But then again, 157 00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:07,941 I don't need to come to a place like this. 158 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,652 - I've learned how to shave myself. - Then you don't need to be here, do you? 159 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:14,198 Oh, no, I do, because I want to know what was on Hobden's USB stick. 160 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,701 - Gino, I need a moment. - Of course, sir. 161 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,785 Thanks. 162 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,499 What the fuck are you playing at? That's classified. 163 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,335 Is it something to do with the kidnapping? 164 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,837 I refer you to my previous answer. 165 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,841 Okay, look, I get it. We're just slow horses. We're grunts. 166 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,053 It's just good to get feedback when we've done a nice job. 167 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,765 Of course you didn't do a good job. You're slow fucking horses. 168 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,060 Thank you. 169 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,269 For what? 170 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,730 For letting me know there's nothing useful on the stick. 171 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,525 - No, I... I didn't. I didn't. - Oh, yes, you did. Yes, you did. 172 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,280 And besides, to me it looked like it was just 173 00:10:51,281 --> 00:10:52,945 pi to a million decimal points. 174 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,405 You twat! You looked at it! 175 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,990 Have fun with Sweeney Todd. 176 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,379 Charles? 177 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,759 Morning, Charles. 178 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,678 Charles. 179 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:19,763 Charles? 180 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,348 He's in the bath. 181 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,851 You are? 182 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:27,896 Lamb. 183 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:32,276 Morning, Catherine. Think I heard you shouting about breakfast. 184 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,738 Jackson. 185 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,700 I thought you were in Berlin. 186 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,368 Berlin's blown. 187 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,166 Steve, there have been no further statements 188 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:57,509 from the kidnappers since their initial broadcast threats. 189 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,804 Are we any closer to identifying the man being held? 190 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,901 My understanding is that the security services 191 00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:06,268 have now confirmed his identity, 192 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,061 but are not releasing it to the media. 193 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,938 Ooh. Catherine, how goes it? 194 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,398 It goes. 195 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,815 I wondered if you might wish 196 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,360 to partake of some charity. Raffle tickets. 197 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,529 It's for a good cause. It's my daughter's school. 198 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,739 My purse is upstairs. 199 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:24,203 I trust you. Oh, it's four for a fiver, but ten for a tenner. 200 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,413 - Just four. - No. You'll want to go to ten. 201 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,290 First prize is a spa day. 202 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,250 - You wouldn't want to miss out on that. - Four. 203 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,300 - Check something for me. - On the clock, yeah? 204 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,384 River. 205 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,303 Catherine. 206 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,597 Where were you? 207 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,182 Uh, just getting some air. 208 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,309 We have air in here. 209 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,103 Yeah, well, it's pretty fetid. 210 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,190 Lamb wants everyone at their desks. 211 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,944 Sure, yeah. I've just, um... I've got a bit of an IT issue 212 00:12:56,944 --> 00:13:01,198 that Roddy is helping me with. My, um, emails aren't syncing. 213 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,202 Well, back to your station, once that's done. 214 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,329 Where's Moody? 215 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,499 - I'm not his... - Bitch. Yes, got it. 216 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,640 Right. So, can you get into Hobden's emails? 217 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,560 Of course I can. Question is, why would I? 218 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,855 Because you might help to save that boy's life. 219 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,731 Yeah, but I don't know that kid. 220 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,284 And it's not like the Park will give us a bonus 221 00:13:36,285 --> 00:13:38,318 or a medal for helping out. So... 222 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,112 Oh, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy. 223 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,865 Why exactly did you join the service again, Roddy? 224 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,368 Because the service wanted me inside the tent, pissing out. 225 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:52,291 This is a bigger ask than checking a USB stick. Money won't cut it. 226 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,002 Okay. Well, 227 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,422 maybe do it because I have something that you want. 228 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,967 I know why you're in Slough House. 229 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,261 No, you don't. 230 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,180 Yes, I do. 231 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,264 Impossible. 232 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,143 The answer to that conundrum has eluded the finest mind in MI5. 233 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,979 And the finest mind being you? 234 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,355 - Right. Of course. - Yeah. 235 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,483 Yeah. And if I can't crack that puzzle... 236 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,569 how could you? 237 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,140 Because you don't have a grandfather 238 00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:26,366 who used to be high-up in the service. 239 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,496 You better not be bluffing. 240 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,999 Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna try and bluff you. 241 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:37,002 You're Roddy, McRodster, the Hot Rod. 242 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,214 - You could take me apart online. Come on. - Take you apart in a way 243 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,965 - no one could put you back together. - I know. 244 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,884 It scares me. 245 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,261 It should only take a few seconds. 246 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,888 Good, man. 247 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,892 My fingers are weapons. My thumb is more powerful than Nero's. 248 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,419 Did he have a strong thumb, did he? 249 00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:54,502 Thumb up or thumb down 250 00:14:54,503 --> 00:14:56,146 determined whether you lived or died in the arena. 251 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,857 - Oh, right, I didn't know that. - And in the online arena, 252 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,610 I am somewhere between an emperor and a god. 253 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,660 Yeah, I can't do it. 254 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,204 You just claimed to be a god, Roddy. 255 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,164 Well, even gods have blind spots. 256 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,250 What... What... What's the blind spot? 257 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,626 He's air gapped. 258 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,836 Right. What's "air gapped"? 259 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,338 He's not online. 260 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,715 Right. So he has to be online for you to hack his emails? 261 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:27,135 No, he doesn't use emails. He's got no online presence at all. 262 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,179 Nothing in the cloud, no social media. 263 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,349 He's old-school. He's keeping it analog. 264 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,142 Keeping it real. 265 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,061 Right. I know for a fact he's got a computer. 266 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:40,148 He can have a computer, but he doesn't send email or back it up online. 267 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,512 Right, so the only way to find out 268 00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:44,862 what's on his laptop is to grab his laptop. 269 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,238 - Yeah. - Right, cool. 270 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,781 Yeah, but you'd have to be quick about it. 271 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:50,701 A guy that security conscious probably has a thermite pot. 272 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,369 All right, what's that? 273 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,621 It's a pot filled with thermite. 274 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,873 Yes, I got that bit. 275 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,905 Thermite's made up of aluminium, 276 00:15:57,906 --> 00:15:59,960 iron oxide and a thin strip of magnesium. 277 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,504 You stick it in a clay pot, set it on top of your laptop or desktop, 278 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,214 pigs kick the door down, you ignite the strip, 279 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,799 mix burns through the hard drive. 280 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,512 You know that technically we're the pigs. 281 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,473 I'm from the streets. Sometimes I talk street. 282 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,310 - Okay. Thanks, Roddy. - Hey! 283 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,812 You're supposed to tell me why I'm here. 284 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,150 Well, deal was you got me into Hobden's emails, and you didn't. 285 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,235 So, next time. 286 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,238 Fair play. 287 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,794 River's back. 288 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,547 Where was he? 289 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,133 He said he went out for some air. I didn't push it. 290 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,511 The rest are accounted for, except Moody. 291 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,682 You're... You're not just worried about River though, are you? 292 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:02,314 Do you think it's a coincidence that Diana Taverner 293 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,693 ran a special op on a right-wing reject 294 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,571 just as some prick nationalists 295 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,491 kidnapped a brown kid? 296 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,329 - Well... - That was rhetorical. 297 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:29,925 I can also tell you that a multi-agency response 298 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,635 is being coordinated, involving... 299 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,805 The kidnappers have threatened to execute him, 300 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:38,725 with the authorities no closer to identifying his location. 301 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,396 The number of views of the video now stands at one million... 302 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,816 and this figure is rising rapidly. 303 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:48,026 We're due to hear shortly from a spokesperson 304 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,321 from the Metropolitan Police's counter-terrorism unit 305 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,948 on their response to the video. 306 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,334 I keep checking the news, but there's no actual news. 307 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,628 Yeah, well, the Park will have imposed a blackout. 308 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:07,713 Yeah, I know. 309 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,675 You sorting that into recycling piles or... 310 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,680 Where'd you go earlier? 311 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,309 I wanted to find out if what you downloaded from Hobden's USB stick 312 00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:21,852 was what the Park was looking for. 313 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,438 But it wasn't. 314 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,274 Think you'll find what they were looking for in there? 315 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,370 You don't wanna know what I'm doing. 316 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,039 Probably get me kicked out for good. 317 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,707 River, is it really worth it? 318 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,792 I can't just sit around and do nothing, Sid. 319 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,296 I've got one lead, and yes, it might be bullshit. 320 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,340 But I have to follow it. Otherwise, what good am I? 321 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,493 Oh, um, I will clean that up. I promise. 322 00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:55,886 Just don't let anyone touch it. 323 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:18,992 Ma'am. 324 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,788 Mr. Moody. Sit down quickly. You've seen the news. I'm rather pressed. 325 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,042 You bothered my head of security last night. 326 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,210 Yeah, well, he's an old friend. 327 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,003 Well, I'm sure he is. 328 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,589 You told him Jackson Lamb is running an op. 329 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,087 Well, Duffy said he knew all about it. 330 00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:36,115 But I knew he was bluffing 331 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:38,887 'cause he didn't know that Sid Baker's a girl. 332 00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:40,305 She's a woman 333 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,099 and twice the agent you are. 334 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,643 I spent six years as a Dog. 335 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,186 Oh, for God's sake, do shut up. 336 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,648 What I want to know is, how did you find out about it? 337 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,484 About what, ma'am? 338 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,362 You're mistaking this for a conversation. 339 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,365 When I ask for information, you give it. 340 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,409 Don't play dumb. 341 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,452 Don't lie. Clear? 342 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,125 I gave Lamb a specific instruction. Why were you in on the loop? 343 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,044 Doesn't respect you. Wouldn't confide in you. 344 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,424 Do you remember the bit about not lying? 345 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,927 There's a bug. 346 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,130 Are you seriously telling me 347 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:23,682 you planted a bug in Jackson Lamb's office? 348 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,475 - I never trusted that lazy bastard. - Jesus Christ. 349 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,353 - It's not like it was a personal thing. - Why didn't the sweeps pick it up? 350 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,566 Oh, don't tell me you do the sweeping. Jesus Christ. 351 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,069 What else do you lot get up to over there in toy town? 352 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,780 I guess it was force of habit. I used to be one of the Dogs. 353 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,157 Oh, really? You didn't mention that. 354 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,436 And he doesn't give me anything to do. 355 00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:43,702 Or at least anything that matters. 356 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,079 He's just taking the piss. 357 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,749 So I wanted to see if I could get anything on him, and I have. 358 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,334 The burnt-out twat. 359 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,669 If he ever wants to get out, I know exactly how he'll do it. 360 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,130 I know where he'll go and under what name. 361 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,093 Here's what's gonna happen. 362 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:03,055 You are going to do me a couple of favors off the record, 363 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:06,058 which means that if anything goes even slightly wrong, 364 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,351 I'll have never have heard of you. 365 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,560 Understood? 366 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,563 Incoming only. And dump the bug. 367 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,899 Slough House may be a dead end, but it's part of the service. 368 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,901 If it gets out it's been compromised, 369 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,154 your former chums in the Dogs will tear you apart. 370 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:23,617 Oh, and, Moody, a word of warning. Lamb's a burnout for a reason. 371 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,075 When he was in the field, he had more to worry about 372 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:27,204 than screwups like you. 373 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:31,583 He risked being caught, tortured and shot, and he survived. 374 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,876 Might want to bear that in mind. 375 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,110 Well, I'm joined now by 376 00:21:36,111 --> 00:21:39,091 our home security correspondent Derek Rothery. 377 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,845 What can you tell us about the investigation so far? 378 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,940 West Yorkshire police have now confirmed 379 00:21:44,941 --> 00:21:47,724 they're involved in the investigation. 380 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,351 - This follows contact... - Turn it down. 381 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,602 with Hassan Ahmed's family. 382 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,980 Just the same shit over and over again. 383 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,549 This is our big moment. We've got the whole world looking for us. 384 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:56,585 Do we have any information 385 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:58,443 on why Mr. Ahmed might have been taken? 386 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,362 - Fucking... - We don't. Now, it might be... 387 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,156 You know you can't say a word about this once it's done, yeah? 388 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,326 We never knew each other. We were never here. 389 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:07,411 Yeah. 390 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,580 - Please. - Yeah, I'm proud of what we're doing 391 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,373 - for our country. - I need the toilet. 392 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,667 - But I won't say nothing. - No, you won't. 393 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,210 'Cause if you do, I'll fucking find you. 394 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,714 Look, I... I really need to go. 395 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,677 Let him shit himself. 396 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,262 - Hey, tell you what. - Hello? 397 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,972 He'll be shitting himself in the morning. 398 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,599 - Please. - I'll take him to the toilet. 399 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,309 Just now, you were getting off on the world 400 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,894 - wanting to know who we are. - I really need... 401 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,188 You want them to know you leapt up to wipe a Muslim's arse? 402 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,272 I didn't leap up. 403 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,149 Go find a bucket or summat. 404 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,984 He's not using our toilet. 405 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,153 Go on. 406 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,026 Where is it then? 407 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,236 Couldn't find a bucket. 408 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,697 I think there's a bucket in the back garden, you know? 409 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,035 We don't know if this individual was a person 410 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,828 known to the police or the security guards. 411 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,581 - I'll do it then, shall I? - But it is quite usual 412 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,334 in terror-related incidents for the authorities 413 00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:39,158 to refrain from sharing information 414 00:23:39,159 --> 00:23:41,004 which they think might jeopardize the... 415 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,575 But there is a significant 416 00:23:46,576 --> 00:23:48,971 police presence in the area today, which... 417 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,222 How was he, ma'am? 418 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:53,267 If you're talking about Mr. Moody, it's between him and me. 419 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,936 Pakistani ambassador was not best pleased. 420 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,437 I hear there's been a breakthrough. 421 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:58,654 Well, not quite a breakthrough, ma'am, 422 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,858 but we think he's being held in London. 423 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,777 - Because? - It's London brick, in the basement. 424 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,488 We presume it's a basement. No light, bare walls. 425 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,448 - Built in London brick? - Yeah. 426 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,535 So you've narrowed it down to one in three and a half million houses. 427 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,370 No, no. Uh, lower than that. 428 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,215 See, the age and style of the pointing 429 00:24:15,216 --> 00:24:17,457 means we can limit it to certain areas. 430 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,626 Victorian, before the mass expansion. 431 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:24,298 Hmm. Well, keep going. I want an address, not a census. 432 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,383 Anything new on the feed? 433 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,400 Um, what they did with the original upload 434 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,637 was a quite sophisticated bounce back, 435 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,848 and the live feed's off-line now. 436 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,893 When they come back online, it will be to execute him. 437 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,811 So find out where they're broadcasting from. 438 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,479 I need to update the Foreign Office, 439 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,523 and I want you to run through all the extraction options. 440 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:43,901 - Yes, ma'am. - No one goes home, 441 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:46,737 and anyone home on leave, you pull them straight back. 442 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:01,919 You can use that. 443 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,672 - Oh, no. - Relax. 444 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:08,133 Choppy choppy isn't until tomorrow morning. 445 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:12,012 - And then we fight back for our country. - I'm... I'm British. 446 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,056 What? 'Cause you passed the citizenship test? 447 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:16,308 No, no, no. I was born here just like you. 448 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,060 - My... My family moved... - It's not the same. 449 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:22,105 Jesus was born in a stable. That don't make him a fucking donkey. Up. 450 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:27,986 Hands together. 451 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,576 Listen, please. 452 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,662 Feet together. 453 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,666 Don't you fucking move! 454 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,212 There you go. 455 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,173 You can use your toilet whenever you like. 456 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,805 You think Churchill would be proud of what you're doing? 457 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:55,889 You what? 458 00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,517 Beheading me in cold blood. 459 00:25:58,517 --> 00:26:00,435 You're a coward. 460 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,564 You wanna talk about cowardice? 461 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,692 You can't even go on a pub stage. 462 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:09,236 Was that your dream? 463 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,321 Well, it's too late now. 464 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,742 Boo! 465 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,168 Fuck's sake. 466 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,762 It's Robert Hobden for Nick Drew. 467 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,849 Well, when did he leave? No, never mind. 468 00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:41,476 Can you just put me through to whoever's on the news desk? 469 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,397 I'm sorry, I can't leave a number. 470 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:46,815 I'll... I'll call back. 471 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,194 Hello, it's Robert Hobden again. 472 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,696 Is Kate Draper out of her meeting yet? 473 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:55,699 It's a bloody long meeting. 474 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,244 Oh, it's a different meeting, is it? 475 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,751 It's Robert Hobden for Peter Judd. 476 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,962 No, well, then I'll call again. And again. 477 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,647 Hey, your change. 478 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:29,733 Five years, and he's never left a tip. 479 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,902 Well, it's your lucky day. 480 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,327 Standish! 481 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,550 Yeah, I... I'd hang back if I were you. I've... God. 482 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:44,428 I have just let one rip. 483 00:30:44,428 --> 00:30:46,221 It's a killer. 484 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,185 Get me Taverner on the phone. 485 00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:55,480 Catherine, you said later. And later it now is. 486 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,274 Give me a minute. 487 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,321 Boss man? 488 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:04,656 Oh, piss off. 489 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,284 Will do, shortly. 490 00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:09,912 After I've collected tax from Ms. Standish. 491 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,832 Oh, connecting you now. 492 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,751 Dickhead, I have a call. 493 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,961 Diana? 494 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:22,299 Who? Who the fuck are you? 495 00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:25,802 Well, if she can't come to the phone, take the fucking phone to her. 496 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,222 - Ah, you went for ten after all. - Yeah. 497 00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:30,098 The message is, 498 00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:34,269 "Call me urgently. I have the results of your test." 499 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:36,980 Makes up for River leaving early without a purchase. 500 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,899 Yeah. Uh, just get her to fucking call me. 501 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,236 Uh, when exactly did Cartwright leave? 502 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:46,323 I don't know exactly. About two hours ago? 503 00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:47,533 Just before Sid. 504 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:50,077 All right. Well, fuck off. 505 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,218 Jesus, this time tomorrow morning. 506 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:09,054 Yeah, we'll be back here. 507 00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:13,058 Same shit, different... You... You mean the hostage. 508 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:15,175 Of course, um, well, the... the... 509 00:32:15,176 --> 00:32:16,353 they'll find him before then, won't they? 510 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,980 I mean, they have to. 511 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,356 Yeah, let's hope so. 512 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:22,568 You doing anything tonight? 513 00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:24,945 I'm praying for a lottery win. 514 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:28,740 But I mean, that's not, you know, necessarily location specific. 515 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,784 I... I could do that on... on the move. 516 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:35,497 Hey, you two flakies. You forgetting we have a date tonight? 517 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,752 Shit. Sorry, Struan, um, I've double-booked. 518 00:32:40,836 --> 00:32:42,796 I'm meeting a friend tonight now. Sorry. 519 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,092 You met a friend last night too. It's good to be popular. Min? 520 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,220 Clare's texted. Her sister's having a mare. 521 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:52,306 Um, splitting up with her boyfriend. 522 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:55,309 So, yeah, I'm on full-on dad duty tonight. 523 00:32:56,268 --> 00:33:00,189 Very well. We had such a laugh last time we went for a drink. 524 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,316 We must do it again at some point. 525 00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,400 Oh, absolutely. 526 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,776 Let's do Christmas drinks. 527 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,570 It's February. 528 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:43,815 What the hell are you doing here? 529 00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:45,150 I could ask you the same thing. 530 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,902 Thought you might want a coffee. 531 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:48,445 You didn't have any in the café. 532 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,073 Sorry, have you been following me? 533 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:52,950 You'd better hope not. 534 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,080 Because that'd mean I tracked you 535 00:33:54,081 --> 00:33:55,369 halfway across London without you noticing. 536 00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:57,287 - Ah, Jesus Christ. - I thought you were good at this. 537 00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:00,541 Maybe that story about you tailing Taverner is just a myth. 538 00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:01,725 That... Uh, no. 539 00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:03,877 Not a myth, actually. That really did happen. 540 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:05,128 Mmm. 541 00:34:08,432 --> 00:34:09,450 I was assigned to follow 542 00:34:09,451 --> 00:34:12,844 the Shadow Minister for Education as an exercise. 543 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:14,638 But then he had a heart attack the night before. 544 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:17,641 So I followed Taverner instead. 545 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:20,018 And I watched her do everything. Everything. 546 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:23,647 Gym, breakfast, office, gym again at lunch. 547 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:26,567 I got within 10 feet and she never knew. 548 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:30,737 Well, not until I showed her the photographs the next day. 549 00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:32,864 And that bit about her applauding you? 550 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,236 People have made more of that than it warranted. 551 00:34:35,237 --> 00:34:36,410 It was just three claps. 552 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,290 You should be applauding me. I kept an eye on Hobden 553 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:39,371 while you went to get your car. 554 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,539 I should be applau... 555 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:43,833 I would have stuck out, standing around on the street. 556 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:44,960 Well, I didn't. 557 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,338 But then, as we've established, I am better at surveillance than you. 558 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:51,216 That's just... Depends how you look at it. 559 00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:52,717 Come on. 560 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:54,844 Unbelievable. 561 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,556 You love it when I'm hard on you. 562 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:03,812 So, what did you find in Hobden's rubbish that put you in spy mode? 563 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:08,984 Ho predicted that Hobden would've made something called a thermite pot, 564 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:12,905 which is basically a geek way for the clinically paranoid 565 00:35:12,905 --> 00:35:14,364 to burn the computer to ash. 566 00:35:14,865 --> 00:35:19,620 And I found some steel wool and rusting coffee filters in his rubbish. 567 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:23,957 He'd been making iron oxide. It's one of the ingredients for thermite. 568 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:25,918 So he's got something on his hard drive 569 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:28,337 - he doesn't want anyone to find? - Mmm. 570 00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:32,299 That is disgusting. 571 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:33,967 That'd be the arsenic. 572 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:36,636 How'd you get Ho to help? 573 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,974 I promised I'd tell him why he's in Slough House. 574 00:35:41,058 --> 00:35:44,186 - Do you know? - I do, yeah. Do you? 575 00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:45,395 Mm-hmm. 576 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:47,648 Well, anyway, uh, he couldn't do what I asked him, 577 00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,317 which was to hack into Hobden's email, so I didn't have to tell him. 578 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:51,944 Would you have told him? 579 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:53,612 Yeah, he wants to know. 580 00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:56,198 - How would you have told him? - I don't know. With words. 581 00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:01,078 Okay. Pretend I'm Roddy Ho, and you tell me that the reason 582 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:02,605 I've been shipped out to Slough House 583 00:36:02,606 --> 00:36:04,915 is because I'm an insufferable prick. 584 00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:06,083 - I got moved... - I'd sugarcoat it. 585 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:07,915 from every department I worked in in MI5 586 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,461 and Slough House was the only place left. 587 00:36:09,545 --> 00:36:11,088 But if he had gotten me into Hobden's emails, 588 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:13,215 - can we agree that would've been useful? - That... 589 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:14,967 He once put someone on the sex offenders register 590 00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:16,593 because they nicked his seat on a bus. 591 00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:17,719 I didn't have to tell him. 592 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:19,930 - Imagine what he'd do to you. - So why are we arguing about this? 593 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:27,020 Do you think Roddy could find out why Lamb is in Slough House? 594 00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:29,356 No. Otherwise he would've already done it. 595 00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:31,733 Hmm. 596 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:44,496 Why are you here, Sid? Not in the car, at Slough House. 597 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,540 I thought Slough House was like prison. 598 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,459 You're not supposed to ask what you're in for. 599 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,295 Well, you know why I'm there. 600 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:54,131 Yeah, but everybody knows why you're there. 601 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,467 I was gonna give you a compliment, but you can shove it now. 602 00:36:57,551 --> 00:36:59,678 Suit yourself. I get enough flattery from Lamb. 603 00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:01,430 But that's what I mean. 604 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:05,684 He can see that you're not like the others. 605 00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:07,853 Because you're not. 606 00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:11,523 I mean, Min, 607 00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:13,066 Struan, 608 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,027 Roddy, 609 00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:18,805 maybe not Louisa, but definitely Moody, 610 00:37:18,806 --> 00:37:19,990 they were always headed for the skids. 611 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,450 They're useless, but you're... 612 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,870 You know, it just doesn't make sense. 613 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,875 But, um, whatever the reason for being put in Slough House, 614 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:33,086 it must've... must've come out of nowhere, right? 615 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,299 Yeah. 616 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:40,469 Yeah, it did, and it's just... 617 00:37:42,304 --> 00:37:43,972 just none of your business. 618 00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:46,642 Okay. 619 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:50,938 - So how long are you gonna sit here for? - Just until Hobden goes to sleep. 620 00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:53,524 Then I'm gonna go in there and find out 621 00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:56,026 what's on that laptop he's been carrying around all day. 622 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,397 - Hiya. - You all right, love? 623 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:36,525 - Yeah, can I get a vodka soda, please? - Yep, ice and slice? 624 00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:37,609 Yes, please. 625 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:42,739 I'm just gonna be round there. 626 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,158 All right. 627 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,747 Thought you were babysitting. 628 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,334 Thought you were meeting a friend. 629 00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:57,087 Poor Struan. 630 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:00,132 Yeah, if he saw us here, I think he'd cry. 631 00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:01,967 You're not going home, then? 632 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:05,596 Uh, well, no. I thought I'd just decompress a bit first, you know. 633 00:39:05,596 --> 00:39:06,930 Yeah. Fair enough. 634 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:10,684 It's been, uh, one hell of a day protecting the nation. 635 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:13,896 Imagine the consequences if I didn't turn up for work, eh? 636 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:15,105 Thanks. 637 00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:17,774 Well, then I'd be left alone with Struan. So please keep showing up. 638 00:39:17,858 --> 00:39:19,610 You should get danger money for that. 639 00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:24,390 So I'm assuming you didn't have 640 00:39:24,391 --> 00:39:26,366 a friend around last night either, then? 641 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,451 Mm-mmm. 642 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:32,372 You know, I don't actually have any friends. 643 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,628 No, I mean that I have, uh... 644 00:39:37,628 --> 00:39:39,004 I have people that I know, 645 00:39:39,004 --> 00:39:41,548 but, like, no one that I can talk to. 646 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:43,592 Not... Not about work anyway. 647 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:47,054 Do you not stay in touch with any of your old colleagues from the Park? 648 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,890 Mm-mmm. No, they kinda shunned me. 649 00:39:50,641 --> 00:39:52,059 Well, I wasn't just shunned. 650 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:55,979 I was shamed by everyone 651 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:58,565 after... you know. 652 00:39:58,649 --> 00:40:00,400 You left a top secret file on a train. 653 00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:01,902 Yes. 654 00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:03,237 That. 655 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:13,455 I was shaving in the bathroom, listening to the radio, 656 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:15,040 when it hit the headlines that... 657 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:18,544 well, the file had been found by a member of the public. 658 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:24,132 And, uh, Clare just said, "What fool did that?" 659 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,053 And I just started crying. 660 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,598 Uh, I thought maybe she'd hug me. 661 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:33,559 But nah. She didn't. 662 00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,519 She just said... 663 00:40:36,144 --> 00:40:37,729 "Min, you fucking idiot." 664 00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,690 Wow. That's, um... 665 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:43,569 And, uh, 666 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:46,822 - are things okay now between you two? - Oh, God, yeah. I'm getting divorced. 667 00:40:49,658 --> 00:40:51,869 I guess she saw me differently after that. 668 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,248 And you let us all think you had a home life. 669 00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:57,920 Well, yeah. I mean, 670 00:40:57,921 --> 00:41:00,919 I keep up the lie partly because I don't want to accept it. 671 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:03,964 Partly because I do not wanna give Lamb any more ammo. 672 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,925 And, well, perhaps most importantly, 673 00:41:07,009 --> 00:41:09,428 because it stops me having to go to the pub with Struan. 674 00:41:09,428 --> 00:41:12,139 I mean, oh, my God. 675 00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:14,183 Oh. 676 00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:16,560 - He makes me yearn for Alan Black. - Yeah. 677 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,188 Black was like Struan with depression, but at least he didn't, you know, 678 00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:21,106 wanna try and continue talking after work. 679 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:23,192 He's just so freaking keen. He's like... 680 00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:25,527 - Yeah. - ... you know, "Let's do a monthly dinner." 681 00:41:25,611 --> 00:41:26,987 "Let's go paintballing."Let's... " 682 00:41:26,987 --> 00:41:29,823 So I guess we'd say to those who have taken him... 683 00:41:29,907 --> 00:41:33,994 Please, he's done no harm to you. Just... Just let him go. 684 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:36,496 The police are now saying 685 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:38,749 the threat to Leeds University student Hassan... 686 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:06,902 Get me Ho. 687 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:10,489 I think he's gone. 688 00:42:12,032 --> 00:42:13,659 Then get him back. 689 00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:44,958 Who was Hobden trying to call? 690 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:48,629 Just a bunch of right-leaning editors and journalists, 691 00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:51,173 but none of them took his calls. 692 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:54,426 But he rang Peter Judd seven times. 693 00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:56,595 Ugh, Judd is the worst. 694 00:43:58,013 --> 00:43:59,223 Yeah. 695 00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:07,481 Hello? 696 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:10,609 I... I can't talk at the moment. 697 00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:14,488 - No, I'm watching him right now. - Update me later. 698 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,573 I will, but I have... I have to go. 699 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,075 Okay. 700 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,495 Who's Aunt Zadie? 701 00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,414 Um... 702 00:44:27,626 --> 00:44:28,627 There is no Aunt Zadie. 703 00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:31,672 I put that in so if anyone got into my phone, 704 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,298 they wouldn't know who I'd been talking to. 705 00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:34,842 Wait, well, who were you talking to then? 706 00:44:35,634 --> 00:44:37,386 Someone who knows you're watching Robert Hobden? 707 00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:39,555 That's not what I said. 708 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:42,307 Yes, you did. You just said, "I'm watching him now." 709 00:44:42,391 --> 00:44:45,727 Listen... There's a reason I didn't tell you why I'm in Slough House. 710 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:47,300 No, no, no. Sid... 711 00:44:47,301 --> 00:44:49,648 really, seriously, you don't have to tell me why. 712 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:51,612 It's not for something you did in the field, 713 00:44:51,613 --> 00:44:53,318 because you're a brilliant agent. 714 00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:55,779 Kind-of-brilliant agent. 715 00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:58,115 So it's obviously something to do with your personal life, 716 00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:00,826 - which is none of my business. - No. River, it is your business. I... 717 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,830 I didn't just follow you here today. 718 00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:08,375 That was Taverner, 719 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:10,836 and I wasn't telling her I was watching Hobden. 720 00:45:10,836 --> 00:45:12,880 I was telling her I was watching you. 721 00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:19,094 Are you being serious? 722 00:45:21,305 --> 00:45:23,348 You're watching me for Taverner? 723 00:45:23,891 --> 00:45:24,892 Wha... 724 00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:27,728 Why would she want you watching me? 725 00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:29,777 Look, I don't know, but it's the reason why 726 00:45:29,778 --> 00:45:31,148 I've been sent to Slough House. 727 00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:33,150 To... To... To keep an eye on you. 728 00:45:35,777 --> 00:45:36,778 You're kidding, right? 729 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,698 No. 730 00:45:40,866 --> 00:45:42,868 No, I'm not. I'm... Uh. 731 00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:47,831 Shit. 732 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:50,834 Shit. Look. 733 00:45:53,378 --> 00:45:55,047 I'll cover the front. 734 00:46:19,488 --> 00:46:20,864 Stop it! 735 00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:25,577 Please. Please. 736 00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:32,459 Get him off me. Get him off me! 737 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:34,795 Listen to me. 738 00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:37,506 Let him go and put the gun down. Armed response are two minutes out. 739 00:46:37,506 --> 00:46:40,133 If they see you with a gun, they're just gonna kill you. 740 00:46:40,759 --> 00:46:42,302 - Did you hear me? - What do you want? 741 00:46:42,386 --> 00:46:43,637 Put the gun down. 742 00:47:00,737 --> 00:47:02,739 Sid. 743 00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,534 Sid, are you hit? 744 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:08,579 Sid? Shit, shit, shit, shit. 745 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:12,249 All right. Okay, okay, okay. 746 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,419 Sid, stay with me. Sid. 747 00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:16,879 Yeah, I need an ambulance. 748 00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:19,590 NW1, Maythorpe Road. 749 00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:21,675 Yeah, gunshot wound to the head. 750 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:24,511 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll see me, you'll see me. 751 00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,471 Just hurry up. All right. 752 00:47:26,555 --> 00:47:27,556 Sid? 753 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -