1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,389 From our eye in the sky we are seeing 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,726 unprecedented traffic chaos across the capital. 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,230 According to eyewitnesses, several cars ground to a halt, 4 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,982 their engines bursting into flames. 5 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:27,444 Injuries are reported but no fatalities as yet. 6 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,365 The areas around the vehicles are experiencing severe gridlock 7 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,576 which is hampering the response of emergency services. 8 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,495 There is no word on what caused this. 9 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,212 Take Ho down to interrogation cell eight. 10 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,797 - The fright cube? - Yep. 11 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,301 I know my rights. I need to talk to my dad's lawyer. 12 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,011 You don't get any phone calls. 13 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,099 And if you did, you're better off calling the dry cleaner 14 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,684 and a dentist. 15 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,525 Why am I getting my updates on burning cars from the news? 16 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,609 Apologies, ma'am. 17 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,653 We've been waiting until we know for sure what happened. 18 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,655 - And do you? - Well, we've ruled out terror. 19 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,031 They weren't car bombs. 20 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,993 It seems a chemical in the fuel caused the engines to seize up and overheat. 21 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,703 And what are the fuel companies saying? 22 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,788 Denying liability. Claiming sabotage. 23 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,166 First Desk is looking into how and where it might have taken place. 24 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,501 Is he? 25 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,211 I don't understand… 26 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,131 Why are there still all these burning cars on the roads? 27 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,009 The police can't move them until the flames are out 28 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,970 and the firefighters can't get in there until the gridlock eases. 29 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,638 Yeah, but then… 30 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,473 Excuse me. Sorry. 31 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:46,732 Whelan. 32 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,108 We met on your jog. 33 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,820 Do you have an official comment on the story 34 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:54,573 we're going to run for Dodie Gimball's column? 35 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,910 You shouldn't have this phone number. How dare you? 36 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,580 There will be repercussions, I promise you that. 37 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,665 The repercussions are on you. 38 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,584 If you weren't so busy chasing skirt 39 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,044 maybe we wouldn't have shootings and gridlock. 40 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,590 Is this traffic situation contained? 41 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,802 Yeah, about ten minutes ago. 42 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,763 I was about to shut down every gas station in London. 43 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,389 - Petrol station. - Petrol… petrol station. 44 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,184 Thankfully we established that all the affected stations 45 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,019 had a delivery from one single tanker. 46 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,522 So, traffic should be back to normal by the end of the day. 47 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,482 The fence at the depot was cut, 48 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,776 so we're assuming that's where the tampering happened. 49 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,528 Likely by climate protestors. 50 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:37,616 Our London mayor Zafar Jaffrey has issued a statement calling for calm 51 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:42,371 in the wake of what sources are saying is the result of fuel tampering. 52 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,249 While the emergency services are doing everything they can 53 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,627 to get the roads clear, I would urge people to leave their cars… 54 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,255 Look at them down there, we've driven them crazy. 55 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,508 And what's coming next will drive them even crazier. 56 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,482 How many will it kill? 57 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,485 All of them. It will be a massacre. 58 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,707 The gridlock is focused mainly around those vehicles, 59 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,793 so Muswell Hill, Elephant and Castle, Mile End, and the City. 60 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,548 No fatalities. Although, there is a pensioner in intensive care. 61 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,305 Sorry, why has the explosives unit been stood down? 62 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,225 Well, that would've been nice to know. 63 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,064 So why did the engines explode then? 64 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,861 Well, once the fire is out, get forensics in. 65 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,696 They should be able to tell us what the chemical was 66 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,865 - and where it came from. - What's the plan? 67 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,450 Doesn't help that I'm stuck over here. 68 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,535 The usual. 69 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:46,995 So, do nothing? 70 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,790 - Yeah. - As long as I know. 71 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,459 Taverner wants them in lockdown while she sweats Ho. 72 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,336 Let me know if the CCTV turns up. 73 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,800 Where's Shirley Dander? 74 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,386 I'd check the downstairs lav. 75 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,223 She'll either be shoveling one up or curling one out. 76 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,100 Phones. 77 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,311 I gave Shirley some money to get us all breakfast. 78 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,564 Not you, I'm afraid. 79 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,190 That was before you arrived. 80 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,113 Hey. Where're you going? 81 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,324 Well… Talking of breakfast made me a bit peckish. 82 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,368 There's fresh cake and crisps downstairs. 83 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,329 Sit down. It sounds like your breakfast is coming. 84 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:33,959 River? 85 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,296 What? I can't hear you. 86 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,257 - Fuck. - Hey! Watch where you're going! 87 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,885 Come on, stop playing games. 88 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,094 And give me your phone. 89 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,809 Coe, it's a lockdown. Give her your phone. 90 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,020 Hand it over. No comms, this is a lockdown. 91 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,980 - This is a podcast. - I don't care. 92 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,149 Come on, give her your phone, otherwise she's gonna call up 93 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,067 the two Dogs that are in Roddy's office. 94 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,861 Sorry? 95 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,113 I can't hear a fucking thing. I'll see you in a sec. 96 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,699 Why are you being so helpful? 97 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,328 I was just… Occasionally he's not really the most responsive, 98 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,914 but don't know why I bother. Crack on. 99 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,249 You're familiar with the Slough House brief, I assume? 100 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,587 Well, then you'll know that some of us have issues. 101 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,048 Get to the point. 102 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,799 Well, it's just that listening to music— 103 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,051 Podcast. 104 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:28,805 Listening to music or podcasts has the effect of calming Mr. Coe down. 105 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,225 What happens if he doesn't listen to something? 106 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,144 I'm not sure. We've never prevented him before. 107 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,941 Okay, listen to the damn music. Whatever. 108 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:42,611 It's a podcast. 109 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,122 Ain't no prison built that can hold me. 110 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,170 The only prison I fear is the prison of the mind. 111 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,673 And I bust out of that years ago. 112 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:07,803 I am mythical, historical and futuristical. 113 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:13,392 Roddy Ho is merely the latest incarnation of my most potent energy. 114 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,852 I cannot be created 115 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,563 nor destroyed. 116 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,357 Sir Isaac Newton, motherfuckers. 117 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,570 The only difference between him and me is I don't believe in laws. 118 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,656 I am the law. 119 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,202 How long has he been doing this? 120 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,080 About 20 minutes straight. 121 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,374 What causes that? 122 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,711 Is that a lack of breastfeeding or too much breastfeeding? 123 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,920 Hey, come on. 124 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,715 I'm sure the forest animals that found him did their best. 125 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,259 Alexander the Great. Genghis Khan… 126 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,052 What is going on in here? 127 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,263 Why have you pulled these people off the Hub? 128 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,348 Apologies, ma'am. 129 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:56,351 His response to the room has been unusual. 130 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:00,606 Wow. 131 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,578 - Welcome, Clarice. - No, Roddy. 132 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,166 I'm gonna let you sit here quietly for five minutes 133 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,752 and think about this room 134 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,923 and all the things that I can make happen in it if you don't help me. 135 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,717 Okay? See you shortly. 136 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,124 And who are you? 137 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,918 You fucking first. 138 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,088 Room for a little one? 139 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,714 Don't fucking touch me. 140 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,675 For fuck's sake. 141 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:13,095 What, you just walk in and surrender, did you? 142 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,639 Why didn't you warn me we were swarming with pricks? 143 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,015 I did, I called you. 144 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,517 The whole of London is kicking off. 145 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,018 I couldn't hear you. 146 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,729 All right, well I couldn't hear that you couldn't hear me, could I? 147 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,819 For God's sake, Shirley. You used my money to buy wine? 148 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,405 Yes, see, what I thought was that there'd be that much more for the rest of us. 149 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,324 Well, you can't fault her logic. 150 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,410 You're really gonna start the day with wine? 151 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,246 It's a bit early for spirits, but knock yourself out. 152 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,456 I'm telling you, there's something going on out there. 153 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,541 Total gridlock. 154 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:46,253 Flyte's up to speed. Maybe she'll deign to share. 155 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,672 There's been an incident at some petrol stations. 156 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,840 Three. 157 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,009 What kind of incidents? 158 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,802 It's Park business. 159 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,556 And babysitting us? Is that Park business as well? 160 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,932 That feels a bit below you. 161 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,267 Number three. 162 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,270 Coe, what is it that you're saying? 163 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,438 On the list. 164 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,482 That I mentioned. 165 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,151 Previously. 166 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,445 The destabilization strategy. 167 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,114 Was trying to allude to it rather than mention it 168 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:16,158 in front of this unexpected company. 169 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,535 Yeah, well, the main reason not to mention it in front of everyone 170 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,496 is out of sheer embarrassment at the batshit lunacy of it. 171 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,499 Number three is disrupt the transports. 172 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:29,379 He thinks sinister forces are trying to bring down the country. 173 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,631 Yeah, but it's bollocks. 174 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,758 Doesn't make any sense. 175 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:38,180 I mean, why and try disrupt London traffic when it is already permanently fucked? 176 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,558 He's gone back in. 177 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:46,355 So, is that enough of a pattern for it to be a destabilization strategy? 178 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,233 It's not. Why did someone try and kill Roddy? 179 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,734 That's what we should be worrying about. 180 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,861 And why did they try and kill him with the same gun 181 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,405 that executed the Abbotsfield killer? 182 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,117 What? Wait, how'd you know that? 183 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,702 Taverner. 184 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,663 And why are you just telling us that now? 185 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,707 'Cause I've been thinking. 186 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,794 Executed? I thought the Abbotsfield killer killed himself? 187 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,130 Taverner used the word "executed." 188 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,425 And Flyte's not correcting me. 189 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,097 Excuse me? 190 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,933 Couldn't spare me some change, could you? I'm trying to get a hostel. 191 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,352 Have a nice day. 192 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,731 Bad day? 193 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,483 Every day is bad, mate. 194 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:32,734 Nobody's got any money. 195 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:33,819 Yeah. 196 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,196 Hard times all around, eh? 197 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,657 I mean they don't have any coins or notes. 198 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,660 Pay for everything on their phones. 199 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:42,744 Hey. 200 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,622 I got some money for you. 201 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,211 And something I think you want more than money. 202 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,634 Not so fast, bro. 203 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,017 Need you to drop something off first. 204 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:19,865 Sorry about that. 205 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,576 About what? 206 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,872 Oh, my God. 207 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:27,956 Fuck. 208 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,751 Fuck me. That's bad. 209 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,920 I really think you should see a doctor. 210 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,463 I think you gave me lung cancer. 211 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,131 Was that a fart? 212 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,508 Yeah, mostly. 213 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,926 I'm not saying I like the sound, 214 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,011 but it does serve as a sort of early warning system. 215 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,472 No, stay in the room! Stay in the room. 216 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,391 - Fucking hell. - I know what you're doing, Lamb. 217 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,769 I'm expelling excess gas. 218 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,646 I mean, it's the most natural thing in the world. 219 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,272 It is completely unnatural. 220 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,566 It's like you've got a pauper's grave in your arsehole. 221 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,692 Fuck me. That's bad. 222 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,862 That's not a good blend of smells. Flowers and shit. 223 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,782 Yeah, you might wanna keep hold of that. I think I hit a seam. 224 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,408 Fuck me, you're up to something. 225 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:07,329 I-I'm up to my nipples in acid reflux is what I am. 226 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,122 Methinks a Donald's in order. 227 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,916 No, no. Not in there. I don't wanna hear it. 228 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,292 Yeah, I don't wanna breathe it. 229 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,463 Do I have permission to use the downstairs boudoir then? 230 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,551 Please let him go. He fucking reeks. 231 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,930 We're gonna have this baby right here if we're not careful. 232 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,641 - Come on, somebody get some towels. - Okay, yeah go. 233 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,240 Is he like that all the time? 234 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,742 I wouldn't know. I don't normally work weekends. 235 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:51,039 You know it really stands out, you're ex-Old Bill. 236 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,457 You got a problem with that? 237 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,210 I actually like pigs. 238 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,838 Yeah, you know where you are with the filth. 239 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,299 Yeah, it's totally amoral. 240 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:04,469 Yeah, slip 'em a fiver, they'll show you a dead body. 241 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,972 I'll show you one now if you're not careful. 242 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,808 Yeah, but that doesn't work, does it? 243 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:13,812 Because if I was dead, you wouldn't be able to show me my own dead body. 244 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:17,024 Yeah, this banter stuff's harder than it looks. 245 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:28,493 Shall I leave it open or are you coming in? 246 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,413 Suit yourself. 247 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,417 If you're looking for the gun in the cistern, 248 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,377 - already dealt with that. - Fuck. 249 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,630 Cistern's the first place I look. 250 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,758 Learned that in the Met actually. 251 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,726 Hello, Martin. You're looking well. 252 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:54,853 Thanks for dropping by. 253 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,897 Is there a reason we're not in your office? 254 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,319 Lovely day? Lovely view. 255 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:07,115 And I wanted a legal opinion off the record. 256 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,702 As MI5's legal counsel, I don't really do off the record. 257 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,496 Well, hypothetical. 258 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Hello. 259 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,916 Goodbye. Thank you. 260 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,711 Sorry about that. 261 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,549 As I was saying, hypothetical. Like a parlor game. Kind of. 262 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,261 Say I-I needed a D-Notice put out about someone… 263 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,932 Me. But in a private capacity. 264 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,059 Sounds like you should be talking to your personal lawyer. 265 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,769 I-I'm not sure she's got the heft. 266 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,855 And given how you're the Chief Legal Adviser 267 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,691 to the Security Services, of which I'm in charge, 268 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,361 it seems to me that the needs of the Service and my own are… 269 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,612 are as one. 270 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,323 - Is this security related? - Of course it's fucking… 271 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,868 Look, relax, relax. 272 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,244 Hypothetical. 273 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,455 I'm just anticipating is what I'm doing, and… 274 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,460 given how we're ruffling Gimball's feathers and his wife, he… 275 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,422 You know his wife? Works for that snotty tabloid. 276 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,176 Well, she has a known animus towards me 277 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,054 and there could be some un-underhanded things coming my way. 278 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,266 Unpleasant things. Lies. Scandalous lies. 279 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,226 Well, not scandalous. Just lies, and I… You know… 280 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,357 What the fuck was that? 281 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,902 I-I don't know. 282 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,280 What the hell was that? 283 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,573 Did another car explode? 284 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,284 Is it the petrol stations again? 285 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,412 We don't know. There's a lot of confusing intel right now. 286 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,833 Well, that's hardly an excuse, people. We're MI5. 287 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,128 I need unconfusing intel right bloody now. 288 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,591 Anyone? 289 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,426 Someone's just posted this. 290 00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,478 Dear God. 291 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,991 Hurry up! 292 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,160 - You must be finished by now. - A bomb's gone off. 293 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,703 Come on. It's not that bad. 294 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,955 Regent's Park Zoo. I'm heading down there. 295 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,457 I've left Johnson upstairs to watch them. 296 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,667 Keep them in hard lockdown, no comms. 297 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,546 And don't trust or listen to that human fungus. 298 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,802 She wasn't talking about me, was she? 299 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:32,970 What were you doing in there? 300 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,138 False alarm. 301 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,934 My ring-piece isn't what it was, so I leave a lot to gravity. 302 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,146 You just stayed in there to make me wait? 303 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,902 Well, I left the seat up for ya. 304 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,153 If you need to go. 305 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,826 I know we don't torture people. 306 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,494 I've seen all the internal files on that. 307 00:17:57,578 --> 00:18:01,707 So why don't you just drop the theatrics and come at the king head-on. 308 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,001 Roderick Ho. 309 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,379 Or should I say Clint Wolf? 310 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,965 I have many nom de guerre. 311 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:16,763 Clint Wolf, dragon slayer, the human tripod, the true king of Gondor. 312 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,850 Occasionally, Ice Monroe. 313 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,478 Do you have any connection with the incel community? 314 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,273 Specifically the Unseen? 315 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,527 Is this your subtle way of asking if the ramrod's getting any? 316 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:37,117 Full disclosure, I'm a very sexual creature. 317 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,077 Yeah. 318 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,913 Roddy by name, Ho by nature. 319 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,749 I'm the opposite of an involuntary celibate. 320 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,001 Involuntary fuckboy more like. 321 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,587 That's enough of that. 322 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,255 We've been through your phone. 323 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,299 We know all about your relationship with Tara. 324 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,469 Why was she interested in you? 325 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,723 Finest mind and finest body in MI5. 326 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,433 She knew you were in MI5? 327 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,809 Yeah. 328 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,478 You're allowed to tell your spouse. 329 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,314 And she's more than a spouse, she's a soulmate. 330 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,234 Someone tried to murder you last night. 331 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,485 Does this concern you? 332 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,195 Murder is a very strong word. 333 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,073 It's also an entirely accurate description of what happened. 334 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:22,496 The gun had been used before to execute the Abbotsfield killer. 335 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:27,125 Okay. Coincidence. Happenstance. 336 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,586 H-Have you seen Magnolia? Yeah? 337 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,255 Yeah, Tom Cruise, he rocks in that film. 338 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,550 - It taught me a lot about women. - Why would someone want to kill you? 339 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:36,677 Jealous ex? 340 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,179 Hell hath no fury like a Roddy Ho ex, yeah? 341 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,516 Once you've tasted Michelin D, it's hard to go back to junk food. 342 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,226 It's too much for some women. 343 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,812 It's like orgasmic vertigo or the bends. 344 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,189 Roddy, you… you don't have to do this. 345 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,818 We both know you don't have any exes. 346 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,989 No, you're not a lothario. You're not James Bond. 347 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,157 Your relationship history consists of 348 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:04,037 a series of deeply awkward, prematurely terminated encounters 349 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,665 followed by periods of intense neediness 350 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,502 and borderline harassment until you are blocked. 351 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,130 Which leaves me to ponder, 352 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,966 as I'm sure you have pondered yourself, 353 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,678 what made Tara different? 354 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,808 Sorry, he deliberately targeted the penguins? 355 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:28,729 Yep, killed 22 of them. Thankfully, no human casualties. 356 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,857 We have him on CCTV heading towards the zoo 357 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,984 carrying what looks like a thermos. 358 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,361 There he is entering the zoo. 359 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,113 Witnesses say he threw it in and ran. 360 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:41,283 The device must have reacted with the water, some kind of pressure trigger. 361 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,452 This is him. 362 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,538 Okay, well, I think we can presume he didn't make it himself. 363 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,790 Where did you get the bomb? 364 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,751 A man. 365 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,838 I didn't know it was gonna do this. 366 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,715 Did he say why he wanted you to do it? 367 00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:01,303 No. Who the fuck wants to kill penguins? 368 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,930 What did you think it was gonna do? 369 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:08,185 He said it'd turn the water red. Symbolic. Not actual blood. 370 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,187 Did he give you something for it? 371 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,774 He gave me 50 quid. And he said he were gonna give me a hit. 372 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,069 - What did he look like? - A man. 373 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,279 You said that. Anything else apart from his gender? 374 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,490 Age, ethnicity, nationality? 375 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,991 Thirties, maybe. 376 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:26,161 White. Italian. Spanish. 377 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,788 I don't know. 378 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,085 Can I get me ice? 379 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,920 I've earned it. 380 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,172 What do you think? 381 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:42,886 I think I should get something for this. I got hit by a fucking flipper! 382 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,888 - Get in! - All right. 383 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,108 At the zoo? Seriously? 384 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,864 That doesn't make any sense. What else do we know? 385 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,704 Okay. Keep us posted. 386 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,539 He'll wanna issue some sort of statement. 387 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,458 Did you get the photo for Instagram? 388 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,502 I had to take that call. 389 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,380 For God's sake. I can't ask to hug her again, can I? 390 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,175 Someone threw a bomb into the penguin pool at Regent's Park Zoo. 391 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,010 Who… Who the hell does that? 392 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,928 A mentally ill junkie. 393 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,681 You can't… You can't use language like that. 394 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,267 You mean someone who suffers from substance abuse issues. 395 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,269 Pretty sure "mentally ill" is out of bounds as well. 396 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,687 He said someone gave him the bomb, 397 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,106 but there's no real sense as to who gave it to him or why. 398 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:39,902 Sorry. 399 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,321 Sorry for your loss. 400 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,989 London grieves for you. 401 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,617 I'll be back for the memorial service tomorrow 402 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:50,412 where we'll set out together on the long path of healing, 403 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,456 and make London Londerful again. 404 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:58,879 What is happening to this city? This is insane. Terrible. 405 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,673 I've got some more bad news. 406 00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:04,134 This evening's debate is no longer going ahead. 407 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,970 I will not give in to terror. 408 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,891 It's not going ahead because of Gimball. He's pulled out. 409 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,353 He thinks you're gonna use Abbotsfield to score political points. 410 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,480 Good, he's running scared. 411 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,898 I'll hold my own event. 412 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,442 I'd score even more points without him there. 413 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:31,954 A serious explosion occurred at Regent's Park Zoo this morning. 414 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:36,291 The Metropolitan Police have informed us that they located the device 415 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:40,546 that was detonated inside the penguin enclosure. 416 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:44,341 Christ. The bomb that went off killed a load of penguins. 417 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,425 Shit. 418 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,718 Fuck. 419 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:47,803 That's mad. 420 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,222 Penguins. Is it connected? 421 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:52,307 Number four, seize the media. 422 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,603 Hey, I need to seize your media. You shouldn't have a phone. 423 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:58,772 No, he has special dispensation. 424 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,400 We should listen to him. 425 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:04,862 Don't look at me like that. 426 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:09,408 Shit. It's happening. It's really happening. 427 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:13,078 Sorry. How the fuck do you seize the media with penguins? 428 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,539 That's all that'll be on the news for days. 429 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,292 People fucking love penguins. 430 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,502 I mean, look how teary-eyed you lot just got. 431 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,839 It'll push Abbotsfield right off the headlines. 432 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,382 So, you believe Coe? 433 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,385 While three items on the destabilization list, I can… 434 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,262 yeah, I'd pass off as a coincidence, 435 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:32,055 but four means it's real. 436 00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:35,225 Okay. So, what… what comes next? 437 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,393 Five. 438 00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:38,896 Yes, I can count. 439 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,397 What is number five? 440 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:43,108 Assassinate a populist leader. 441 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,277 The mayoral debate's this evening. 442 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,740 Well, Gimball… G-Gimball's a populist. What, they're gonna whack Gimball? 443 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,242 Welles, I need to speak to the Park urgently. 444 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,869 You don't get to speak to anyone. 445 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,622 You're on lockdown, remember? That came from the Park. 446 00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,957 Okay, let me call Flyte then. 447 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:02,503 She told me to not let you communicate with anyone and to not trust you. 448 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,505 Pretty sure you were there when she said it 449 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:05,839 so why would she want a call from you? 450 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175 Well, fuck it then. You call her. 451 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:12,554 You mistake me for someone who takes orders rather than gives them. 452 00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:15,682 - Okay, then give her a message. - What's the message? 453 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,269 Someone is about to try and kill Dennis Gimball. 454 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:21,396 Evergreen statement. 455 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:27,319 Ho. Abbotsfield. The… The traffic disruption. 456 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,113 Now this fucking bomb at the zoo. 457 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:34,076 T-They're all part of a destabilization strategy. 458 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:37,788 The next on the list is assassinate a populist leader. 459 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:41,875 So right now, we're at DEFCON shit, fuck, bollocks and scramble, 460 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:44,169 and the Park don't even realize it. 461 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:50,801 I embarrass you, so you embarrass me. 462 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,469 Is that what you're going for here? 463 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:57,266 Fuck. First of all you didn't embarrass me. 464 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,726 I confiscated your gun. It's humiliating. 465 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:02,312 So, you try and make me look like a fucking prick. 466 00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:04,606 Welles. Welles, just pass on the message. 467 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:07,651 Seriously, he wouldn't even get up out of his chair if it wasn't important. 468 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,196 I'm old enough to remember when you thought Coe's theory was batshit. 469 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,698 You did. 470 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:13,949 Yes, but everything you say sounds batshit. 471 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:15,325 It is batshit. 472 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,703 Sit down, old man. 473 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,560 Where is she from? 474 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:45,939 France. 475 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:47,608 France? 476 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,234 Are you sure? 477 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,403 No. 478 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,780 I asked her where she was from 479 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,241 and she said, "lots of places." 480 00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,286 Which I thought sounded pretty cool. 481 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,871 Might use that line myself actually. 482 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,665 Why didn't you tell your coworkers about her? 483 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,168 My last relationship ended badly. I didn't wanna jinx it. 484 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:09,296 Well, your last relationship was with a bot, Roddy. 485 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,050 We think it was profiling you, identifying weaknesses, 486 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,928 - so that they could manipulate you. - Okay, yeah. 487 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,847 This all seems very conspiracy theory, yeah. 488 00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:21,767 So can you just go out there and get Tara on the phone, 489 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:24,603 - and we can straighten this all out? - Her phone's dead. 490 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,939 And she's not at the address she gave you. 491 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,816 Which she also gave to the events company she was working for. 492 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:34,655 In fact, we don't even know if Tara is her real name. 493 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:37,991 Why would she give me a false name? 494 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,122 She was a honey trapper. 495 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:48,710 She lied to you, manipulated you. 496 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,422 She's trying to extract something from you. 497 00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:54,675 Something about Abbotsfield. 498 00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:57,970 She didn't get anything. 499 00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:03,350 That's why they tried to kill me. 500 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,104 See, this is what happens when a honey trapper 501 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:08,772 gets a taste of honey themselves, you know? 502 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,900 Things, they go loco. Yeah, I've… I've seen it before. 503 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:14,820 It was in a Cindy Crawford flick, I think. She only did a couple of them— 504 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,446 Roddy, you're fighting reality here. 505 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:20,075 No, look. It's rule number one: never fall in love with the target. 506 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:22,828 But forbidden fruit always tastes sweeter. 507 00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:25,205 It became a real relationship. 508 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:28,000 She… She turned against her handlers, risked everything. 509 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:32,546 I mean, that's why they tried to take my life, to punish her and all women. 510 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:35,883 But mainly her. 511 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,804 The numbers might be low for the rally. 512 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,014 What? 'Cause Gimball's not appearing? 513 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,307 Are you saying he's more of a draw than me? 514 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,225 No. 'Cause the gridlock's still clearing 515 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:48,103 and the bomb at the zoo has people on edge. 516 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:49,563 Some people are going to stay at home. 517 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:50,814 Well, they can't, okay? 518 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:52,566 I want a full room. I can't talk to an empty room. 519 00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:54,026 Dad. 520 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:56,069 Irfan. 521 00:28:56,612 --> 00:28:57,946 Hey, you changed your hair again. 522 00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:00,240 Yeah, I wanted it to be more distinctive. 523 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:01,366 Hands on your head. 524 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:03,118 - What's going on? - Hey, hey. Let go of my son. 525 00:29:03,202 --> 00:29:04,870 We're arresting him for breaking into a depot 526 00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:06,079 and sabotaging the fuel supply. 527 00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,165 That is absolutely absurd. What proof do you have? 528 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,918 He just showed us his confession. 529 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,004 Irfan. What have you done? 530 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,548 Unlike you I followed my conscience. 531 00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:18,509 No, you've done this to embarrass me. 532 00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:19,885 No, you embarrass me. 533 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,720 Okay? What are you doing for my generation? 534 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,972 Look, I've told you we can only go one step at a time on these issues. 535 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:26,350 No, you're all talk and no action, Dad. 536 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,601 Okay, there is no time. 537 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:30,687 The planet is dying from plastics! 538 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:33,941 The last thing we need is another plastic politician! 539 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,693 - You shouldn't be here. - Plastic politician! 540 00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,571 Plastic politician! 541 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:58,507 Berlin was the ultimate lockdown. 542 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,178 Spooks' Zoo, they called it. 543 00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:06,348 No one ever escaped. 544 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:10,811 I was a babysitter for fuck-ups. 545 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:14,815 Much like I am now. Much like you, Devon. 546 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:20,487 Except I had some charm and charisma. 547 00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,031 A bit of raw sex appeal. 548 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,743 Fuck off. 549 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,746 Stasi were the real deal. 550 00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:31,832 Yeah, fucking monsters. 551 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:34,626 Loved to torture people, took pride in it. 552 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:40,007 They had no rules. 553 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:44,553 No conscience. No compassion. 554 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,223 Yeah, they picked up a joe of mine. 555 00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:50,350 Brought him in. 556 00:30:52,561 --> 00:30:53,896 To be honest with you, I… 557 00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:57,649 I think I'd rather be crucified than have to go through what he went through. 558 00:30:57,733 --> 00:30:58,775 Where did you get that? 559 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,321 - No, I found it. - Nope. 560 00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:03,906 - Come on. - No. 561 00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:06,533 Standish, I'm fucking gasping. It's just the one. 562 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:07,618 No. 563 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:15,876 - Hey, you want that? Yeah. - Yes. 564 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:20,672 You could've joined the Stasi yourself, you know? 565 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:22,591 Yeah, you'd have fitted right in. 566 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,469 No mercy. 567 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,097 Inventive, though. 568 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,683 They could turn anything into a weapon. 569 00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:37,397 Eastern bloc budgets didn't stretch to blowtorches, so they made their own. 570 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,110 They got an aerosol can 571 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:44,905 and a lighter… 572 00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:50,577 And they burnt all th-the skin off the soles of his feet, 573 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:53,247 and then made him stand for days. 574 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,750 They'd make him piss into a bottle. 575 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,252 Then, they'd pour it in his mouth, 576 00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:01,171 and if he didn't swallow it, they'd beat him around the head with it. 577 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,466 So, three days of this, 578 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:06,176 he's on the brink of death, 579 00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:11,431 and the Stasi can see that… that his body would give up before his resolve does. 580 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,891 They'd have happily killed him, 581 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:17,271 but then they wouldn't have got what they wanted, which was a name. 582 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,899 Stored in the poor bastard's battered head. 583 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,403 So, they found his only weakness. 584 00:32:25,112 --> 00:32:28,448 He had met a woman, a local. 585 00:32:29,658 --> 00:32:30,868 He'd gotten serious. 586 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:34,079 M-Maybe not love, but the closest thing a spook can come to it. 587 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,582 It's a fucking lonely life, Devon. 588 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,377 Sometimes you just, 589 00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:44,131 you know, you just grasp at any spark of perfection. 590 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,217 So, I couldn't blame him. 591 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:52,139 Yeah, they were shacking up together in a safe house. 592 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,392 Got sloppy. 593 00:32:58,854 --> 00:33:02,941 Yeah. Anyway, they… they brought her in, 594 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,277 and they worked her over 595 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,031 in the same room as him so he could see it. 596 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:12,910 But even then, 597 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,537 he didn't break. 598 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:19,875 He-He refused to give them anything. 599 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:25,714 Even while they burnt all the skin off of that beautiful face he loved so much. 600 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:30,677 Even when they beat her in the stomach with a fire extinguisher. 601 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:32,304 Even when she screamed. 602 00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:38,352 What's that mean? 603 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,395 "I'm pregnant." 604 00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:41,939 Fuck. 605 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:45,776 He begged them to stop hurting her. 606 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,070 Yeah, he pleaded with them. 607 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,865 But he still wouldn't give them the name. 608 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:55,327 And it was only when the screams stopped 609 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:58,539 and the woman and the baby, their baby, were dead… 610 00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:02,709 that the Stasi realized… 611 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,880 the only reason he wouldn't give them the name 612 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:09,382 was because he didn't know the fucking name. 613 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,681 Never had. 614 00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:17,850 Fucking hell. 615 00:34:18,976 --> 00:34:20,393 And what did they do to him then? 616 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:25,065 He was free to go. 617 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,150 As we are now. 618 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,862 What? 619 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,531 What the fuck are you doing? 620 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,789 Fuck. 621 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:43,833 Shit. 622 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:45,210 Fuck. 623 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,135 Give me my phone. 624 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,600 Fuck me. 625 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,060 You lot were really paying attention for once. 626 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:04,605 Hey. 627 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:23,957 Well, we did ask you nicely. 628 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,501 Fuck you, man. 629 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:27,127 You'll be thrown out for this. 630 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,254 We've already been thrown out. 631 00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:31,590 - Fuck. - Come on, fuckwits. 632 00:35:32,591 --> 00:35:35,886 I love that we're still fuckwits even though we just broke out of lockdown. 633 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:39,890 Everyone's gonna have to type those out again when we get back. 634 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:41,683 Nope. 635 00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:49,441 Fuck you. 636 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:10,462 All right. 637 00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:12,464 Everyone off to the debate. 638 00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:15,133 Debate's canceled. They're holding separate rallies. 639 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:18,095 Okay, you go with Cartwright. 640 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,180 Head to Gimball's. He's the obvious target. 641 00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:22,933 You go to Jaffrey's. Just as a precaution. 642 00:36:25,811 --> 00:36:27,354 Hey, can I get one of those guns? 643 00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:30,357 No, you can't. We're gonna need them more than you. 644 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,238 Lamb, that story, was that you? 645 00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:38,657 Were you the one being tortured? 646 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:41,451 Don't be fucking daft, Standish. 647 00:36:41,535 --> 00:36:42,995 I-I made it up. 648 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:49,710 Well, I'll go with Shirley then. 649 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,044 Where are you going? 650 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,671 Away from you. 651 00:36:56,383 --> 00:37:00,095 Did Tara ever ask you about any aspect of your work? 652 00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,015 Look, if she was ever tasked with finding anything out, 653 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,809 that went out the window when she fell for the Hot Rod. 654 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:08,896 If you are lying 655 00:37:08,979 --> 00:37:14,693 or even if some tiny little thing genuinely slipped your mind, 656 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:18,405 you will be locked away for a very long time 657 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:21,742 in a much nastier and smaller cell than this. 658 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:26,580 I'm telling you, she had no interest in me being a spy. 659 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,290 It meant nothing to her. 660 00:37:28,373 --> 00:37:32,211 She wasn't even fussed when I showed her I could hack into the MI5 database. 661 00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:34,588 You did what? 662 00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:37,299 Chill. I was just trying to impress her. 663 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:42,137 Sorry, just to be clear, you showed her how to enter the MI5 database? 664 00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:44,306 Relax, yeah? She couldn't replicate it. 665 00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:46,141 I've got the fastest fingers in the West. 666 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:48,101 You can quote me on that. 667 00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:49,728 And was she ever left alone? 668 00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:51,813 No. Never. 669 00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:55,192 Well, apart from when I went to get the door for the pizzas. 670 00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:56,902 Like, 20 seconds tops. 671 00:37:57,819 --> 00:37:59,947 But like I said, she wasn't fussed. 672 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,742 She loves me for who I am, not what I do. 673 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:06,703 Did I just hear that right? 674 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:11,458 He left her on her own with access to our entire database, 675 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:14,837 and we have no idea who she is, what she wants, or what she did. 676 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:25,389 Find Ho's girlfriend, and tell IT to check the system for a breach.