1 00:00:10,641 --> 00:00:11,773 Pim, can we watch something else? 2 00:00:11,775 --> 00:00:13,442 No, shh. It's about to get really good. 3 00:00:13,444 --> 00:00:14,343 It's about to get really good. 4 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:15,811 Trust me. 5 00:00:15,813 --> 00:00:17,379 Hey, Alan. 6 00:00:17,381 --> 00:00:19,414 What are you, uh, what are you doing back there, man? 7 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:22,117 I think we might have a mouse in the office. 8 00:00:22,119 --> 00:00:25,120 My precious piece of cheese has gone missing, 9 00:00:25,122 --> 00:00:26,722 unless one of you took it. 10 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,123 I mean, I don't know. 11 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:29,825 I, uh, I haven't seen your pieces of cheese. 12 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:32,561 Oh, you missed it. 13 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,062 What? Oh, just, um, 14 00:00:34,064 --> 00:00:35,697 the character did a spin. 15 00:00:35,699 --> 00:00:37,332 It was, like, a cool spin. That was the whole reason 16 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:39,034 I was showing it to you, but, yeah. 17 00:00:39,036 --> 00:00:41,303 It was — it was just kind of cool. 18 00:00:41,305 --> 00:00:44,506 Okay. 19 00:00:48,846 --> 00:00:50,112 Hey, guys. 20 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:51,146 So we got a job? 21 00:00:51,148 --> 00:00:52,247 Yeah, but you sort of caught me 22 00:00:52,249 --> 00:00:53,816 in the middle of something, here. 23 00:00:53,818 --> 00:00:56,819 You guys don't have a problem watching someone eat, do you? 24 00:00:56,821 --> 00:00:59,121 Not really, no. Go — go ahead, man. Go ahead. 25 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:00,689 All right. 26 00:01:00,691 --> 00:01:02,758 So I got a call from a mom today. 27 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,328 She's concerned about her son, says he's been, quote, 28 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:08,163 "A bit mopey lately." 29 00:01:08,165 --> 00:01:10,232 She's wondering if you guys could put a smile 30 00:01:10,234 --> 00:01:12,201 on the little rascal's face. 31 00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:15,471 Uh, they're at 8501 West Tyson... 32 00:01:15,473 --> 00:01:17,439 Ow! Hey, no biting. 33 00:01:17,441 --> 00:01:19,441 Hey! No biting. 34 00:01:19,443 --> 00:01:21,043 Okay? 35 00:01:21,045 --> 00:01:24,213 You want me to bite you? Yeah. 36 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:27,082 You know that hurts Daddy. I told you, silly. 37 00:01:27,084 --> 00:01:28,817 No biting, okay? 38 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:31,386 You're my good little baby, huh? Yeah. 39 00:01:31,388 --> 00:01:34,189 Yeah, mm. 40 00:01:34,191 --> 00:01:36,525 Uh, yeah. I mean, no. For sure, we could do that. 41 00:01:36,527 --> 00:01:39,328 We could help the kid smile and everything. 42 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:40,596 Did you need everything else or is that... 43 00:01:40,598 --> 00:01:43,866 No. Now get out there, and make someone smile. 44 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:52,875 This is going to be great, Charlie. 45 00:01:52,877 --> 00:01:54,409 I love helping kids. 46 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:55,711 I love kids, Charlie. 47 00:01:55,713 --> 00:01:57,246 I love kids! Uh, Pim, I — 48 00:01:57,248 --> 00:02:00,582 I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs. 49 00:02:00,584 --> 00:02:01,817 Oh, hello. 50 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:03,785 Are you the Smiling Friends? 51 00:02:03,787 --> 00:02:05,754 That's us, ma'am, here to bring smiles 52 00:02:05,756 --> 00:02:07,456 and make the world a better place. 53 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:08,791 Uh, is your son home? 54 00:02:08,793 --> 00:02:11,293 Oh, yes. Yes. He is. Come on in. 55 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:12,995 Come right in. 56 00:02:12,997 --> 00:02:15,998 I'm so glad you boys came. 57 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,533 Uh, he's just right in here. 58 00:02:17,535 --> 00:02:20,502 I hope he's not sleeping. 59 00:02:20,504 --> 00:02:25,040 Desmond! The Smiling Friends are here. 60 00:02:25,042 --> 00:02:26,742 Hey, little buddy. How are you doing? 61 00:02:26,744 --> 00:02:27,910 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 62 00:02:27,912 --> 00:02:30,179 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 63 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:31,747 Hello. 64 00:02:31,749 --> 00:02:35,184 What's, uh, what's up, man? 65 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:37,486 What's happening, big guy? What's up with the gun? 66 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:38,954 Oh, nothing. 67 00:02:38,956 --> 00:02:42,124 I was probably going to use it to shoot myself or something. 68 00:02:42,126 --> 00:02:43,358 Oh, you don't need to do that, man. 69 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,927 Why don't you just put the gun down, buddy? 70 00:02:44,929 --> 00:02:46,128 Yeah. D — don't worry. 71 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,329 Things are going to be okay. 72 00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:48,630 What's wrong? 73 00:02:48,632 --> 00:02:51,266 Well, life is not going that great for me. 74 00:02:51,268 --> 00:02:54,536 My wife left me. My kids left me. 75 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:58,073 My dog died from a broken heart last fall, 76 00:02:58,075 --> 00:03:00,008 so I don't know. Yeah. 77 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,578 Probably just going to end it all or something. 78 00:03:05,449 --> 00:03:09,852 Pim, can I, uh, can I talk to you for a second? 79 00:03:09,854 --> 00:03:11,220 Look, Pim. 80 00:03:11,222 --> 00:03:13,288 I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, 81 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:15,624 but I think this guy is a lost cause. 82 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,292 He's obviously made up his mind. 83 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:19,628 Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here? 84 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,830 Oh, come on. That's nonsense, Charlie. 85 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:24,867 We've never given up on a job so far. 86 00:03:24,869 --> 00:03:26,735 Um, hello there, sir. 87 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:29,972 I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim. 88 00:03:29,974 --> 00:03:31,940 I know right now things seem bleak, 89 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:35,043 but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day, 90 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:36,945 you will have a big, gorgeous smile 91 00:03:36,947 --> 00:03:38,947 on that handsome face of yours. 92 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:42,351 Oh, won't you give us a chance? 93 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:45,254 Okay, but if you can't help me, 94 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:48,857 I'm going to shoot myself and make you two watch. 95 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:51,326 Okay, not sure about that, but yay! 96 00:03:51,328 --> 00:03:52,528 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 97 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:53,962 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 98 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:58,233 One, two. Hmm, Fleb, did you take a paper clip? 99 00:03:58,235 --> 00:04:02,204 I counted 74 last time, and now there's only 73. 100 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:05,374 I am not accusing you. 101 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:06,975 I'm simply asking. 102 00:04:12,116 --> 00:04:13,315 A-ha! 103 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:15,951 I got you, you dang mouse. 104 00:04:22,026 --> 00:04:23,492 I will get you. 105 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:26,228 Nobody takes Alan's precious piece of cheese 106 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,963 and gets away with it. 107 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:35,737 Uh, hey, sorry to bother you, 108 00:04:35,739 --> 00:04:39,174 but did you see a mouse run through here, by chance? 109 00:04:39,176 --> 00:04:41,376 I don't know. 110 00:04:41,378 --> 00:04:44,246 Yeah. No clue, man. Maybe try down there? 111 00:04:44,248 --> 00:04:46,882 Thanks. I'll check it out. 112 00:04:46,884 --> 00:04:48,417 By the way, for the record, you should probably knock 113 00:04:48,419 --> 00:04:51,086 or make yourself known next time you enter someone's place. 114 00:04:51,088 --> 00:04:53,555 Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with. 115 00:04:53,557 --> 00:04:56,091 Yeah, not really your business, though, is it? 116 00:04:56,093 --> 00:04:59,094 When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kind of is. 117 00:04:59,096 --> 00:05:01,697 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:04,233 Okay, I'm not — I'm not doing this right now. 119 00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:06,802 Bye. Yeah, bye. 120 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:08,837 Whatever. 121 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:09,838 Hello, family! 122 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,807 Um, so this is my new pal, Desmond. 123 00:05:11,809 --> 00:05:13,442 Uh, he's been feeling a bit blue lately, 124 00:05:13,444 --> 00:05:15,444 so I wanted to show him one of the best things life 125 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,647 has to offer: quality family times. 126 00:05:18,649 --> 00:05:20,616 This is my cousin, Graham Nelly. 127 00:05:20,618 --> 00:05:22,951 He's a darn whiz with the skateboard, actually. 128 00:05:22,953 --> 00:05:25,988 Go on. Show him that — show him that... 129 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:29,424 Yeah. I, uh, just know how to do an ollie on it, 130 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:31,560 but, uh, I forgot. 131 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:37,666 Ew, Pim. 132 00:05:37,668 --> 00:05:41,804 You are so stupid, right, babe? 133 00:05:41,806 --> 00:05:43,906 Yeah. That's my beautiful sister, Amy. 134 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,375 We don't always get along, but we sure do love each other. 135 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,043 Pim, I genuinely hate you. 136 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:50,145 I have no love for you in any shape or form. 137 00:05:50,147 --> 00:05:52,815 Right, babe? 138 00:05:52,817 --> 00:05:54,616 Um, uh, all right. 139 00:05:54,618 --> 00:05:56,385 And over there in that empty chair is where — 140 00:05:56,387 --> 00:05:58,287 where my dear old dad usually sits, 141 00:05:58,289 --> 00:05:59,888 but tonight he's in the other room, I think. 142 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:02,458 I'm trying to work the bloody television in here! 143 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,994 Steven, get in here, and sit at the dinner table! 144 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:07,396 Your son is home! 145 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:09,765 Oh, would you shut the up, woman? 146 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,935 I was down in the bloody mines for 48 hours today! 147 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,070 Don't you tell me to shut up! 148 00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:16,572 I can do what I bloody hell want! 149 00:06:16,574 --> 00:06:18,841 Wow, Pim. This is really going well. 150 00:06:18,843 --> 00:06:21,076 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 151 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:22,878 I ruined it. I'm sorry. 152 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,281 Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself? 153 00:06:26,283 --> 00:06:28,283 Well, uh, I haven't really been home since Christmas, 154 00:06:28,285 --> 00:06:31,820 so I guess I forgot there's sometimes family tension. 155 00:06:31,822 --> 00:06:33,489 Uh, but that's okay because there's another thing 156 00:06:33,491 --> 00:06:37,426 that makes life worth living: friends! 157 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:39,728 So another great thing about life is making new friends. 158 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:42,764 Anyone can be your friend, even that guy. 159 00:06:42,766 --> 00:06:44,032 Hello, there. I'm Pim. 160 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:45,434 Would you like to be our friend? Whoa! 161 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:46,635 What the dude? 162 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:47,903 Don't touch me. Oh, no. 163 00:06:47,905 --> 00:06:49,138 I'm sorry. 164 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,806 Dude, what the? 165 00:06:50,808 --> 00:06:52,141 Why are you here, man? 166 00:06:52,143 --> 00:06:54,109 You're so old. Where's your wife? 167 00:06:54,111 --> 00:06:56,845 Go home to your family, dude? 168 00:06:56,847 --> 00:06:59,047 Well, I mean, I'm not that old. 169 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:00,349 You are getting kind of old, dude. 170 00:07:00,351 --> 00:07:02,784 What? Yeah. No. I mean, it's okay. 171 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:03,952 You know, like, we're all getting older. 172 00:07:03,954 --> 00:07:05,921 I guess our best years are just behind us. 173 00:07:05,923 --> 00:07:07,556 It's fine. It just is what it is. 174 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:08,991 Exactly. 175 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:12,394 Huh, guess I'd never really thought about that before. 176 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:15,564 All right. Going to kill myself, now. 177 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:16,598 Goodbye. No, no, no, no! 178 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,066 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 179 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:20,335 I know the perfect place that will definitely cheer you up. 180 00:07:20,337 --> 00:07:22,337 Welcome to Dave Land. 181 00:07:22,339 --> 00:07:24,873 I always come here when I feel down in the dumps. 182 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,810 They have the Dave Roller Coaster, the Dave toilets, 183 00:07:27,812 --> 00:07:30,012 Dave Snow Cones, oh, and you can even meet 184 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,114 Dave himself. 185 00:07:32,116 --> 00:07:33,715 Who's Dave? 186 00:07:33,717 --> 00:07:34,716 I don't know. 187 00:07:34,718 --> 00:07:37,019 He's Dave, creator of Dave Land. 188 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,720 Come on. Let's go on the roller coaster. 189 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:40,222 Oh, the line is short! 190 00:07:52,937 --> 00:07:55,938 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 191 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:58,941 I know you're in here, little mousy. 192 00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:03,045 Hello? 193 00:08:07,318 --> 00:08:09,985 Oh, you're not a mouse at all. 194 00:08:11,555 --> 00:08:14,723 Aw, everything is going to be all right. 195 00:08:14,725 --> 00:08:17,559 Can I have my piece of cheese back, please? 196 00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:19,895 Ow! 197 00:08:19,897 --> 00:08:21,563 What the... Hey! 198 00:08:21,565 --> 00:08:23,532 Come back here. 199 00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:26,235 Come out of there! 200 00:08:26,237 --> 00:08:28,704 I want my cheese back, please. 201 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:33,842 Ah! 202 00:08:37,948 --> 00:08:40,482 Guys, knock it off. 203 00:08:40,484 --> 00:08:42,451 Hey, sorry. I'm back. 204 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:44,186 Oh, so that was really fun, wasn't it? 205 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:47,055 Desmond, you looked so funny on that roller coaster. 206 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:48,690 Charlie, did you take any photos? 207 00:08:48,692 --> 00:08:50,359 No. So what did you think, Desmond? 208 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:51,760 I — I bet after the teacup ride, 209 00:08:51,762 --> 00:08:52,795 you don't want to shoot yourself 210 00:08:52,797 --> 00:08:54,396 with that nasty revolver anymore. 211 00:08:54,398 --> 00:08:56,965 Uh, do you feel any better? 212 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,967 Yeah, I guess. Aw, that's great. 213 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:01,303 Charlie, we did it, successful mission! 214 00:09:01,305 --> 00:09:02,471 For a bit. 215 00:09:02,473 --> 00:09:05,474 Then it ended, like good things always do. 216 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:08,811 Huh? Well, yeah, but nice things can't last forever. 217 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:10,312 That's exactly it. 218 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:13,015 Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary 219 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:15,083 distractions to keep yourself busy 220 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:18,987 so you think about the harsh realities of life for a second? 221 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:22,191 I can ride roller coasters, meet new friends, 222 00:09:22,193 --> 00:09:25,494 and spend time with my family all day long. 223 00:09:25,496 --> 00:09:27,596 It doesn't change the fact that the Sun 224 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:29,865 is just going to explode, 225 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:32,067 and all this was for nothing. 226 00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:39,741 Uh, Pim, did you want to show Desmond anything else, 227 00:09:39,743 --> 00:09:43,312 or are we, uh, are we good? 228 00:09:43,314 --> 00:09:46,281 Well, did you want to show me anything? 229 00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:47,850 Uh, all right. Yeah. 230 00:09:47,852 --> 00:09:50,853 Uh, what about that? 231 00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:52,554 What, the ant? 232 00:09:52,556 --> 00:09:54,223 Yeah. 233 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:55,991 I mean, it's kind of cool, 234 00:09:55,993 --> 00:09:57,926 but it doesn't make me feel any better, though. 235 00:09:57,928 --> 00:10:00,095 Yeah, I know. I didn't think so. 236 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,864 Okay, um, so let's go back to the office. 237 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,365 Uh, we just need you to sign some paperwork 238 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,501 that says we failed to make you smile, 239 00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:07,136 and then you can, uh, you know, 240 00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:09,037 do what you got to do and all that. 241 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,772 Okay. 242 00:10:15,346 --> 00:10:20,816 I just wanted my cheese! 243 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:31,160 You had to do it, man. 244 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:33,462 It's okay. 245 00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:36,632 That felt good. 246 00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:42,037 Notice your food has gone missing? 247 00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:43,906 Hearing scratches in the walls? 248 00:10:43,908 --> 00:10:46,008 Finding mysterious purple shit pellets? 249 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:49,077 You, my friend, may have an bliblie infestation. 250 00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:52,681 Luckily for you, there's Desmond's Bliblie Control. 251 00:10:52,683 --> 00:10:54,616 We'll kill them all for you: shoot them, 252 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:55,884 stab them, smash them, 253 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:56,952 set them on fire. 254 00:10:56,954 --> 00:11:00,022 We'll take control, bliblie control. 255 00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:02,458 Call now! 256 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:05,461 Huh, I guess Desmond just needed to find a purpose in life. 257 00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:08,197 Yes, and I got my cheese back. Nom. 258 00:11:08,199 --> 00:11:10,732 Aw, come here, Alan, you crazy character. 259 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,501 Nom, nom. 260 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,305 Nom, nom. 261 00:11:19,877 --> 00:11:22,211 Jesus Christ! What is that? 262 00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:23,445 What is that? I don't know. 263 00:11:23,447 --> 00:11:24,847 Alan — Alan, grab it. 264 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:26,048 What? Grab it. 265 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,216 I'm not going to grab that. Grab it now. 266 00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:28,884 You grab it. Get it, now!