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I'm Mr. Frog. This is my show.
I ate the bug.

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I ate the bug. This is the end.
I love you.

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That, of course,
was the iconic and long-running

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"Mr. Frog Show",
which ran for 47 seasons

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and broke every record
in television history,

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ultimately culminating
in a national phenomenon

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now known as frog mania.

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But all of that changed
last Friday,

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when the beloved American icon

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put a TMZ reporter in his mouth.

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Though the reporter who was
in Mr. Frog's mouth

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for seven agonizing minutes
was unharmed,

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the outburst resulted
in Mr. Frog

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being terminated
from his own show.

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While nothing is official yet,

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rumors suggest the studio
is looking to keep

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the show going without
Mr. Frog's involvement

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and are even
considering auditions

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to replace his character.

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Man, they can't just
replace Mr. Frog like that.

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It's his show.

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You know, I've never seen
"The Mr. Frog Show".

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Is it any good?
I — I mean,

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you really only have to watch,
like, season 4 through 17,

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pretty much.
The rest you can just skip.

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Well, if you boys
are so interested,

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why don't you go help him out?

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You know what, Mr. Boss?

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You sound kind of crazy
sometimes,

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but, uh, I think
I like that idea.

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Hmm, I don't know.
He seems pretty controversial.

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Yeah, unfairly.
He needs our help

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now more than ever.

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Has anyone seen Glep?

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I don't think
he came into work today.

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Uh, no, I don't think so.
Uh, no.
Sorry, man.

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No.

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Alright, Rex.
Next up,

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we have Jacob the Goblin
from the enchanted forest.

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Hello, I'm Mr. Frog.
Hey.

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Yes?

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Get out. Now.

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Next, we have Glep.

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This is the stupidest
one so far.

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Is this some kind of
joke?

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I don't even want
to see you perform.

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Do that again.

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Alright. I had to be sure.
That seals the deal.

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Congratulations,
you're the new Mr. Frog.

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The rest of you degenerates
can go home.

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Aww.

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I missed my daughter's wedding
for this.

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What this guy?
Are you sure?

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Yup. He's got that
raw, bad boy edge

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the real Mr. Frog had.

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We just have to tame it.

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Welcome aboard, Glep.

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You and I are gonna make
a lot of money together.

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Oh!

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Hey, there,
we're the, uh —

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No, no, it's fine.

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It's fine.
I'm Charlie

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and this is Pim.

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Uh, we're here to help you
get your show back.

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Yeah, helping people smile
is what we do best.

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Oh, hello.

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Come in. Heh. Hello.

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Wow. What do you do here
all day?

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Hello, I just watch
Jimmy Fallon clips

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on YouTube all day.

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Dude,
this house is insane.

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There's, like,
a thousand rooms in here.

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You got a gym,
you got a theater,

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and you even got
a beautiful animal sanctuary.

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Yes, but if I don't
get my job back

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on "The Mr. Frog Show"
I'll lose it all. Hello.

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Well,
first things first.

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Have you thought about
just apologizing

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for putting the TMZ reporter
in your mouth?

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That was pretty bad.

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Hello, but I'm not sorry.

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Hmm. Alright.
That definitely

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makes it harder.
Um, let's see.

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Um, can I pull
your hair?

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Uh, no.
No, please don't.

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No, no, no, no.
Screw apologizing.

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All we have to do
is rehabilitate his image.

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I guess we could try to make
the world

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see the good side
of Mr. Frog.

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How hard could that be?

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Exterior, swamp, day.

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Bug is sitting
on a rock.

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Glep runs up to the bug.

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And end scene.

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Great job, everyone.

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Glep, hilarious stuff
back there, man.

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You killed.

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Uh, by the way,
there's something else

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I wanted to
talk to you about.

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Glep,
it's the spitting.

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I know we hired you
based on the spitting,

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but it's just that
it's aggressive and toxic.

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I hate to say it,
but it reminds people

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a bit too much
of Mr. Frog.

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Do you understand?

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This new episode
without Mr. Frog's involvement

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is projected
to get 200 million viewers.

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That's more viewers
than the "MASH" finale, Glep.

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You don't want to ruin
your career like Mr. Frog

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in front of all those people,
do you?

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Great. See you tomorrow morning
for the big shoot.

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Interacting with fans
is a great way for everyone

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to see
the real Mr. Frog is.

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Well, Charlie,
he doesn't look too good.

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Oh, c-could I get a selfie
with you, Mr. Frog?

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Hey, no, no, no.
Hey, hey.

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Hey, stop.
Come on. Come on.

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Let go of him, Mr Frog.
Let go of him.

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Bad optics, man.
Bad optics.

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Hello, he was insulting me.

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No, no. He wasn't.
He really wasn't, Mr. Frog.

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I think he just wanted
a photo, man.

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Alright, that didn't go
as well as it could have.

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What should we do now, Charlie?

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What's up?
Oh, yeah. Uh...

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You know, I had an uncle
who killed an entire family

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in a gruesome
drunk-driving accident,

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and he gave away
one of those giant check things

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and it was totally fine
after that.

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Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Charlie,

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uh, but yeah,
maybe that could work.

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Either way, the first thing
we need to do

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is sober him up.

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Despite the recent controversy,

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we at the Meep Foundation
deeply appreciate

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Mr. Frog's contribution.

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I could just tell you
right now,

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this one isn't gonna work.

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Maybe —
maybe going cold turkey

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wasn't the best idea.

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Uh. Uh, He—Hello.

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T-T-Thank you for g-giving me
this opportunity t-to...

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Alright, somehow, no drugs
was worse than drugs.

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Charlie, if we can't
get him under control,

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I don't think we're gonna
be able to help him.

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Don't worry, Pim,
I am way ahead of you.

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I gave him
some of these already.

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Charlie,
what did you give him?

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My uncle had some
sleeping pills laying around

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to help him sleep at night
after he rammed his car

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into a crowd of people.

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Your uncle seems to get
into lots of car accidents.

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Yeah, he loves his cars.
He loves his cars.

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Is it safe for him to be
in that pool while he's on that?

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Yeah, no one's ever done
anything crazy

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on sleeping pills.
All right.

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Well,
that's one problem solved.

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But I don't even know
what platform

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would let this guy on.

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Wait a minute.
I think I have an idea.

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Mr. Frog,
thank you so much for your —

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Thank you.
Hello.

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It's good to be here.
Hello.

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So — So we've been friends
for a long time,

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and — which is —
which is why it's been

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so tough to see you
go through all this.

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Thank you. It's, uh —
It's been tough

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with everything that's,
um —

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everything that's been going on
with my life. Hello.

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Yeah, well, why don't you —
why don't you —

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Why don't you tell me about that
a little bit?

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Like — Like,
what was the worst part

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about, like, the whole ordeal
of, like,

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working on your show.

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Uh, probably —
probably working with

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all those filthy

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Um, that was, uh...

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That was really bad.

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You know, I knew Mr. Frog
had problems.

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Mmm.

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I just never knew
they went that deep.

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I mean, thankfully,
I was the one who carried

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the show most of the time,
but...

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I did what had to be done.
So, you know, I can't complain.

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All right, guys.
You ready for rehearsal?

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Take your places.

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Let's get started.
And action.

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Glep,
what did I tell you?

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The audience is gonna
hate that.

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No more spitting.
Let's try again.

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Go.

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Wait, wait, wait, stop.

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That is way too aggressive
and Frog-esque.

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Again. Go.

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Great. People are gonna
love this.

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It's like Mr. Frog,
but without all the toxic crap.

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I truly saved the show!

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So, is my career back now?

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Mr. Frog.
After what you said,

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you are not only
blacklisted,

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you are — you are
completely deplatformed.

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Also, I really hate
to be the one

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that has to tell you this,
but I just read

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that the new "Mr. Frog Show"
airs tonight,

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and, uh...

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they've replaced
your character

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with someone else.
Hello.
What does that mean?

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Dude, it's over.

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I just — I just still
can't believe he said —

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Whoa! Pim,
don't repeat it.

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Oh. My career is over?

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Maybe — maybe I should do
what I was supposed to do

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in the beginning.
Hello.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
get ready

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for the new and improved
"Mr. Frog Show".

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What is this shit?

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What's going on?
Why don't they like it?

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We spent $250 million
on this.

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Oh, that's where
Glep was.
Cool.

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Hello. I know the world
is very angry at me

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right now for my behavior,

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but I just wanted to say
from the bottom of my heart

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that I'm sorry.
Frog!

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People don't want to hear
from you anymore.

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You've shown how toxic
you truly are.

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You're done.
You've been replaced.

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And here's the contract
to prove it.

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Um, was that —
was that man dying

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our fault, Charlie?
I really —

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I don't know, Pim.
I don't know.

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That, of course,
was the viral clip

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that sent Mr. Frog back
into the stratosphere,

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garnering over two billion views
across all platforms

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in just one week.

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Shortly after air, Mr. Frog
was reportedly offered

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numerous lucrative deals,

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but opted instead
to make a new show from his home

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and own 100% of it,

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arguably making Mr. Frog
one of the richest

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and most powerful men
on the planet.

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Hello.

