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r:t's Smormu!

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If you want Smormu
to be the fifth Smiling Friend,

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text "Smormu" to 555-0100.

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And if you don't, text,

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"No, I really, really,
really don't want Smormu"

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to 555-0100.

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Ah!
What a beautiful morning.

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Ready for another
exciting day, Glep?

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Ugh.
"F" yes!

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Good morning,
Charlie.

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Would you like a peanut?
No, I'm all good, man.

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Uh, my grandma actually
passed on from eating a peanut,

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so I don't really mess
with that kind of stuff.

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Oh, my. That's awful.
I'm sorry.

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No, it's all good.
You didn't know.

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Pim,
what are you eating?

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Oh, just a bowl
of peanuts.

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Those aren't peanuts.

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That's my bowl of worms
from my compost.

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Oh. Oh, I could've sworn
they were peanuts.

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Give me that.

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Pim, you really need
to get glasses, man.
You just ate worms.

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No, no, I will.
I will get them eventually.

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I've just been too busy
to go to the optometrist.

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You've been saying that
for like seven months, man.

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Hello? Uh-huh. Yep.

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Okay. Okay, sure.

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Boys, I just got a call
from a young man

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who sounded
absolutely distressed.

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Can you head over and help him
before he goes

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cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo?

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Sure. Yeah,
we'll gladly help.

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You're energetic today,
Mr. Boss.

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Yep. Probably 'cause I ate up
some of them worms earlier.

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It is open.

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Um, Smiling Friends.
Are you the guy that called?

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Yes, I called.

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It is I — Shrimp.
That is my name.

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Hey, Shrimp.
What's going on, man?

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Sigh. My girlfriend
just broke up with me.

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I am heartbroken.

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Oh. Well, sorry
to hear that, Shrimp.

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Shrimpina meant everything
to me.

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I only realize now she is gone
I never fully appreciated her.

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Aw!
Look, man,
don't get too beat up about it.

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It happens all the time.

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We'll help you find
a new girl.

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Well, I do not want
a new girl.

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I just want
Shrimpina back.

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Yeah, Charlie,
he can win her back.

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I just think he needs to
tell her how he feels.

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Pim, sometimes it just
doesn't work out, okay?

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She obviously dumped him
for a reason.

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Hooray! I just reached
level 987413 in Mouse Quest.

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What if we set them up
on a blind date

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to get them
back together?

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If you think that's gonna work,
go for it, all right?

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But I'm gonna stay back here
and help Shrimp's life

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get back on track.
I'm sure
it's gonna work.

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Shrimp, where can
I find Shrimpina?

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She works at
153 Meep Boulevard.

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Are you really
gonna do this?

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That's the difference
between you and me, Charlie.

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I believe in destiny!

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Shrimp, you don't need to get
back with your ex, all right?

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You need to get
your life in order.

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Only then...

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Excuse me.
Heavens.

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uh, will women
be attracted to you.

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Let's start by getting
some sunlight in here.

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Aah!
Okay. Oh, sorry.

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Okay,
we'll start small.

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All right.
153 Meep Boulevard.

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This is the place.

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Number 15.
Could I get the number 15?

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Sure thing, hon.

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Oh, my God.
That's Shrimpina?

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Um, h-hi. Hi there.
How's it going?

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What can I get for ya?

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Uh, actually, I-I just wanted
to give you these.

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They're not from me.
They're — They're from
your secret admirer.

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Secret admirer? Oh, my.
This is all so sudden.

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I was just in the process
of moving on.

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This particular person
just wanted you to know

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that he really cares
about you.

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I like your hair.

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Oh, this old thing?

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Uh, yeah, it's actually
just an exposed nerve ending.

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But thanks.
Uh, anyways...

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I like it.

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Reminds me of a little piece
of spaghetti or something.

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Oh, you like spaghetti?

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I love spaghetti.

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Especially the spaghetti
they make at Spaghetti Disco.

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It's ever so delectable.

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Oh, well, uh,
funny you say.

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Your secret admirer
wants to

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take you to dinner there
tonight.

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Really? Gosh, that all
sounds so... romantic.

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Oh, great. S-So you'll be there
at Spaghetti Disco at 7:00?

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Sure. I'll go.

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After all,
I do believe in destiny.

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Oh! Oh, my gosh.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

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I think I just had a bad batch
of worms earlier.

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Um, well, all right.
Uh, goodbye.

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All right, now that
we've got you out of the house,

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the next thing is dressing
like an actual adult.

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All right, first off,
just number one,

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ditch the mouse shirt, dude.
Just get rid of it.

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I do hope that Shrimpina
likes my cool new attire.

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Look, I told you, man,
you need to get over her, okay?

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There's plenty more fish
in the sea.

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How do I look,
Yellow Man?

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Y-You look like you're about
to tell your friend

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not to come to school tomorrow,
man.

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Uh, but that's nothing
a tan can't fix.

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Wow,
look at that.

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Um, you've got that
iconic shrimp glow

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that everyone's
talking about.

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Mmm! Cooked shrimp.
Mmm!

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Dude, you just let that guy
take a bite out of you.

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Why didn't you
fight back?

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I am too scared
of confrontation. Ah!

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You know what?

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I think I finally know
what your main problem is.

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The single best thing you could
do to get your life in order

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and be attractive to chicks
is to get in shape

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and become an alpha male
like me.

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Okay, Shrimp, uh,
the easiest thing to start with

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is probably this
100-pound squat.

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Yeah, no, w-what you need to do
is get your posture right.

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Y-You need to
straighten your back

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and be aware of
your foot placement,

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'cause your feet
are all wrong.

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Oh, yeah. Thanks, man.
Center of gravity
should be on your heels.

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Yeah, like, for sure.
Yeah. I mean,

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'cause what you're doing,
the way you're doing that,

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you're gonna pull something
if you keep doing it that way.

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Okay, thank you. We got it.
We got it.

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Um, I also —
We got it, man.

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Don't listen to him.
He's just showing off.

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All right, now do it the way
I told you to do it.

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Okay.

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Aah!

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Okay.

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Spaghetti Disco, 7:00,
wine and music — perfect.

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After this date, I'm sure
Shrimpina will realize

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who she's meant to be with...

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meant to be with.

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Ah!

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♪ When I needed someone

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Hey, Pim,
how's the date thing going?

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Well, actually...

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she said
she wasn't interested.

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There's not
gonna be a date.

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Oh, well,
at least you tried.

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Anyways, you want to
come help me with Shrimp?

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No, it's all right. You can
finish the job without me.

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What did
the pink man say?

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When do I get to see
my Shrimpina again?

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Look, I hate to be the one
that breaks this to you, Shrimp,

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but, um, I don't think she wants
to see you again, man.

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Oh. I am going to
be alone forever.

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Why don't we go out for a drink,
man? It's on me.

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Aah!

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Oh, God.
I don't know if this is right.

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I've got to get out of here.

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Oh, it's you.

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Is my secret admirer
here yet?

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Yeah.

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Uh, look, before I
get into any of that,

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I just wanted to tell you,
when I first came to your work,

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it was for
a different reason.

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But when I saw you,
I felt something

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I've never experienced
before.

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And I know
this sounds crazy,

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but...

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Oh, my God. Charlie and Shrimp
are here?

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Goddamn, Shrimp.
You're just, like —

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you're just, like
man.

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Ahh!

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And I ain't even trying to be
offensive or nothing like that,

183
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but I don't know how you had
a girlfriend in the first place.

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That is why
I do not even bother.

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Yeah, I know. I'm just saying,
you're just, like —

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you're just, like,
really, really

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I-I genuinely feel bad.
It's not even your fault, man.

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You're just a shrimp.
You was born like that.

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You was born like that.
You was born a shrimp.

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You can't even —
It's your nature.

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So, what did you
want to tell me?

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Uh, never mind.
Uh, come with me.

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Your secret admirer
is actually over here.

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Pim,
what are you doing here?

195
00:09:06,357 --> 00:09:09,959
Here he is. Shrimp was your
secret admirer the whole time.

196
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This date was actually his idea.
He really cares about you,

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and he'd love to give
the relationship another chance.

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What?

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Shrimp.

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Who is that?

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Your ex-boyfriend —
Shrimp.

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Wait, y-you're
Shrimpina, right?

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My name is Jennifer.

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I have never met this woman
in my entire life.

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Pim, who is this?
Where did you meet this woman?

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I went where Shrimp
told me to go,

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the cafe
on 153 Meep Boulevard.

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Pim, there's no cafe
at 153.

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There's a cafe
at 158.

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You went to
the wrong place.

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W-Well, wait a second.

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What about that thing you said
at the cafe

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about, like, moving on
or something?

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Yeah, my boyfriend Jason died
in a motorcycle accident

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a few months ago.

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Jesus Christ, man.
Pim. Pim.

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Ohh!

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Where is Shrimpina?
I have no idea.

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Probably at home.
I don't know.

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Pim, did you even see Shrimpina
one time, once?

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Charlie, I — I don't know.
I guess not.

222
00:10:03,648 --> 00:10:07,683
So, uh,
do you like Mouse Quest?

223
00:10:07,685 --> 00:10:09,385
Wait, are you serious?

224
00:10:09,387 --> 00:10:11,254
You're telling me
you're a 4'6" shrimp

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with a receding hairline
who loves Mouse Quest?

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You're...

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literally everything
I've ever dreamed about.

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00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,901
Pim, her name
was Shrimpina.

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She'd be a shrimp.
I did think that
for a moment.

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I just thought it was,
like, a quirky —

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like you didn't expect she was
going to be a human thing.

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Pim, this is so much worse
than the worm stuff earlier.

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You really need to get
your eyes checked, dude.

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No, I know, I know. I'm gonna
do it first thing tomorrow.

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No, that was bad. I'm just
as shocked as you are, Charlie.

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Don't worry, Pim.
I can cheer you up.

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Smormu is here to stay!

