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How would you define horror?

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If today's people put down
their newfangled gizmos

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and gadgets for a brief moment,

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they probably start rambling on
about nonsense

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like wars, plagues,
and terrorist attacks.

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What they would neglect
to mention

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are the actual horrors
of reality,

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like witches, ghouls,
and alien saucers.

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However, after tonight,

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you can add something else
to that list —

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the primal, disturbing horror

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of the unknown.

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Charlie, what are you
supposed to be?

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He doesn't want
to dress up as anything.

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Listen, I-I've seen
way too many people

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get their careers ruined over
all the Halloween costumes,

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I'm not doing it.

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Why don't you just
put on some face paint

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and be a zombie
or something?

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Dude, face paint gets
people in way more trouble
than anything else.

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I mean, I have no idea
what's going to be

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offensive in 10 years.

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Oh, come on, Charlie,

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where's your
Halloween spirit?

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When you put on a costume,
you can be anything!

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Pim, that's insane.

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Could regular Pim be

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the sharpest gunslinger
in the West?

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You're not gonna
hit that, man.

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You need to pick those up
when you're done.

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Don't leave them all over
the floor.

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I'm like 100% positive.
you're not gonna hit that.

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Okay, you actually hit it.

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Aah!
Oh, my God, Alan,
I'm so sorry.

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What the, Pim?

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I thought
this was safe, Alan.

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I really didn't know
it could do that.

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It's fine. Just no more guns
inside, okay?

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We're done with
the gun stuff,

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Everyone,
I have some bad news.

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Halloween is canceled.

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Aw!

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Yep, we're all out of
firewood,

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and it's just
not the same

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without a big Halloween
fire pit.

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If only someone could
wrangle up some firewood.

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Oh, well.

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Oh, I could
wrangle up some firewood.

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Oh, Pim, that's wonderful!

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Follow me. I'll show you
where the good stuff is.

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All right.
Uh, see those woods over there?

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Yeah.
So I usually
just go in there

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and pick some crap
off the floor and —

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- Oh, okay.
- What?

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Oh, I was just saying
okay.

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Oh, yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.

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Uh, but anyway, yeah,
it's usually a little bit sparse

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this time of year,
but if you look hard enough,

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you should be able
to find something.

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Uh, yeah, that sounds
pretty easy.

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I should be able
to do that.

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Wait!

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One more thing.

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Whatever you do,

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don't go beyond
the rickety bridge.

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Why not?

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Hmm? Huh?

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Because...

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you'll get lost!

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Oh, thank you, Mr. Bird.
Mwah!

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Hmm.
These twigs are nice and all,

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but I wish I had something
with a bit more girth.

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Oh, that's more like it!

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Hmm.
What did the boss say

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about that rickety bridge again?

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Don't go beyond
the rickety bridge.

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You'll get lost!

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The boss did say not to go
beyond the rickety bridge,

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but all the good firewood
is there.

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Hmm. This truly is
a cowboy's dilemma.

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If I just mark the trees
like a true pioneer,

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I'll be able to find
my way back, no problem.

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Oh, whoops.

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Well, a cowboy's gotta do
what a cowboy's gotta do.

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Uh, all right, that's about
all I can carry.

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I should probably get back
to the office anyway.

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It's getting late.

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Huh?

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Ah, what the...

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Ah, no, no, no, no! No!

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Ah!

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Oh, fudge.

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Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ah!

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I-I'll just stay here
till the rain dies down.

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Everything —
Everything's gonna be fine.

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This place isn't so bad.

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In fact, I could see myself
settling down here.

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Yeah, right there is where
my exotic wife will sit

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and knit me beautiful quilts.

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Hello, wifey!

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Hello, Pim.
I do love you.

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And that's where the younglings
will sit and go wild with fun.

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Hello, my babies!

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Hello, Daddy Pim!
Hello, Daddy Pim!
Hello, Daddy Pim!

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And now there is where I'll
toil away on my lovely farm.

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Hello, farmy!

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What do I do?

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Run, Daddy Pim!
Run, Daddy Pim!
Run, Daddy Pim!

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You'll never escape.
You're gonna die here, Pim.

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Aghhhhh!

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Oof!

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Aaah!

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Whoa, is that
blackface, dude?

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No, no, no,
this isn't blackface,

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I'm an actual demon.

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Bro, please tell me
that's not blackface.
Are you serious?

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- Not cool, man.
- No, no, no, no.

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You don't understand.
I'm literally a forest demon

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from across the bridge.
This isn't a costume.

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Get the out, man!

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See, that's exactly the why
I don't dress up for Halloween,

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right there,
that's the reason.

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Yeah, and thanks for wrangling
up that firewood, buddy.

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Halloween is saved!

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So, my friends,
what did we learn tonight?

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The only thing more horrifying
than the unknown up there

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is the unknown in here.

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And if you knew what went on
in here,

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you'd freak out.

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I guess I'm just a bit
more demented than most.

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Hey, buddy, you can't be hanging
around here watching cartoons.

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We've been getting complaints
all night.

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You need to leave.
Why?

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What law am I breaking?

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That'll be Title 18,
Chapter 55, Section 55.06 —

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loitering and prowling
at night.

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It's a third-degree
misdemeanor.

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Okay, I-I didn't know.
I...

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Well, excuse me.

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Whooooooo!