1 00:00:07,292 --> 00:00:09,559 Oh, that movie was epic! 2 00:00:09,561 --> 00:00:11,794 What did you think, Charlie? I don't know, man. 3 00:00:11,796 --> 00:00:13,196 I didn't really enjoy it that much, to be honest. 4 00:00:13,198 --> 00:00:14,530 What, really? Yeah. 5 00:00:14,532 --> 00:00:15,965 Okay, okay, look, to be completely fair, 6 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:19,702 I did really enjoy the scene when Biblo went rogue 7 00:00:19,704 --> 00:00:21,504 and he beat that woman in the head with the hammer. 8 00:00:21,506 --> 00:00:23,673 I thought it was artistically and like, tastefully done. 9 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,875 I thought it was a well-done sequence. 10 00:00:25,877 --> 00:00:28,211 That's funny. That was the part I really didn't like. 11 00:00:28,213 --> 00:00:29,579 It was just too violent. 12 00:00:29,581 --> 00:00:31,581 I think it's just because he was a leech. 13 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,282 Hey, by the way, you want to get some food? 14 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,218 Yeah, I could eat. 15 00:00:38,556 --> 00:00:40,990 Oh, man, I could really go for some Salty's right now. 16 00:00:40,992 --> 00:00:43,359 Isn't that like, cheap fast food or something? What? 17 00:00:43,361 --> 00:00:44,694 Have you really never been to Salty's? 18 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:46,362 Dude, you're gonna love this place. 19 00:00:46,364 --> 00:00:48,398 I've been coming here since I was a homunculus. 20 00:00:53,405 --> 00:00:55,204 Charlie, this place doesn't seem very clean, 21 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:56,439 There's grease all over the floor. 22 00:00:56,441 --> 00:00:58,274 Ah, it's just part of the charm, man. 23 00:00:58,276 --> 00:01:00,042 Welcome to Salty's! 24 00:01:00,044 --> 00:01:03,246 I'm Simon S. Salty and I built this very restaurant 25 00:01:03,248 --> 00:01:05,214 with my own two hands! 26 00:01:05,216 --> 00:01:08,317 And together with my funny mascot friends, 27 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,955 we work hard make — to give you the most quality — supreme — 28 00:01:12,957 --> 00:01:15,925 to give you that quality Salty's experience. 29 00:01:15,927 --> 00:01:18,861 Unfortunately, the United States FDA — 30 00:01:18,863 --> 00:01:20,096 The FDA — 31 00:01:20,098 --> 00:01:22,899 has deemed my food a "hazard" — 32 00:01:22,901 --> 00:01:24,200 oh, my food — 33 00:01:24,202 --> 00:01:28,738 linked to 15 deaths in the past four months alone. 34 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:33,209 Although I am rolling out some new and improved menu items! 35 00:01:33,211 --> 00:01:34,377 Come on, I'm Italian. 36 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:37,113 You can try my new Cucumber Deluxe, 37 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:41,284 the Super Green Bowl, and my personal favorite, 38 00:01:41,286 --> 00:01:43,119 Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts. 39 00:01:43,121 --> 00:01:44,620 So come to Salty's 40 00:01:44,622 --> 00:01:47,523 and get your new and improved menu items todayyyy! 41 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,158 Ugh, I hate when fast food restaurants 42 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,560 do this healthy food shit. 43 00:01:50,562 --> 00:01:52,595 First, they took off a century egg, and now this. 44 00:01:52,597 --> 00:01:54,497 Awesome. What's a century egg? 45 00:01:54,499 --> 00:01:55,865 Oh, it's like a Chinese egg 46 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:57,700 that you bury the dirt and you dig it up 47 00:01:57,702 --> 00:01:59,502 and you eat it after like, 100 days. 48 00:01:59,504 --> 00:02:01,204 Um, I actually thought it was pretty good. 49 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,672 I liked it. I happen to like it. 50 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:04,040 I actually think the Cucumber Deluxe 51 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,742 looks scrumptious. No, no, no, no, Pim. 52 00:02:05,744 --> 00:02:08,177 You have to get the Salty Delight burger. 53 00:02:13,651 --> 00:02:16,152 I'm sorry, I didn't realize we had customers. 54 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:17,720 What can I get you? 55 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:20,356 Yeah, I'll just get two Salty Delight Burgers, thanks. 56 00:02:20,358 --> 00:02:22,492 Ah, sorry, unfortunately, as of today, 57 00:02:22,494 --> 00:02:24,627 we don't sell the Salty Delight anymore. 58 00:02:24,629 --> 00:02:26,996 I can get you a Salty Sourdough Bread Bust, though. 59 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:28,398 What? 60 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,665 Come on, you can't get rid of Salty Delight. 61 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,534 Let me talk to Salty. 62 00:02:31,536 --> 00:02:34,704 Oh, Salty is actually taking his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 63 00:02:34,706 --> 00:02:36,773 No, I think I'm going to speak to him. 64 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,176 Oh, my God! Holy shit! 65 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:45,648 S-Salty's been m-m-murdered! 66 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:47,583 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 67 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:49,952 Yeah, I'm at Salty's Restaurant on Meat Boulevard. 68 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:52,288 Simon S. Salty has been murdered! 69 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:54,724 Uh, yeah, after some recent budget cuts, 70 00:02:54,726 --> 00:02:57,160 we're no longer in charge of murder mysteries. 71 00:02:57,162 --> 00:03:00,263 Another team handles that now. They'll be on their way shortly. 72 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:02,331 Oh, okay. Thank you. 73 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,000 Hello? 74 00:03:04,002 --> 00:03:06,536 Hey, Charlie, the owner of the famous Salty's restaurant 75 00:03:06,538 --> 00:03:07,937 was just brutally murdered, 76 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:09,839 and I need you and Pim to figure out who did it. 77 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,941 Thank you. Bye. 78 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:13,242 Uhh. Uh. 79 00:03:13,244 --> 00:03:15,378 It looks like we're technically in charge of solving this. 80 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:18,781 I guess that means we're detectives now, Charlie. 81 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,750 Did you really bring that with you into the movie theater? 82 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:22,385 Hmm, first things first, 83 00:03:22,387 --> 00:03:24,320 how many exits does this place have, Ketchup? 84 00:03:24,322 --> 00:03:25,988 Just the front entrance. 85 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:28,257 Then that means the killer is still here in the restaurant. 86 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:31,160 Ketchup, who else was in the restaurant when we came in? 87 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:34,464 Just me, you guys, and all the other mascots. 88 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:36,365 What other mascots? 89 00:03:38,069 --> 00:03:41,104 Alright, so we have Mustard, Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup, 90 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:44,140 the Fun Twins, and me, Ketchup, hee-hee. 91 00:03:44,142 --> 00:03:45,374 I think that's everyone. 92 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:48,211 And don't forget about me, Grease. 93 00:03:48,213 --> 00:03:49,445 I could have done it. 94 00:03:49,447 --> 00:03:51,748 Um... alright, well, did you do it? 95 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,384 I mean, no, but I totally could have. 96 00:03:54,386 --> 00:03:55,685 Cool, anyways. 97 00:03:55,687 --> 00:03:57,754 As much as I love all you epic mascots, 98 00:03:57,756 --> 00:04:01,124 somebody here definitely murdered Simon S. Salty. 99 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:03,626 We should go around, get everyone's side of the story, 100 00:04:03,628 --> 00:04:06,195 then just see what sticks out. 101 00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:08,865 And none of your are leaving until we solve this! 102 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,236 You didn't need to raise your voice, man. 103 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:14,604 Alright, Ketchup. 104 00:04:14,606 --> 00:04:16,706 What was your relationship like with Salty? 105 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:19,342 Well, lately we have been having arguments 106 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,910 about the new healthy menu. 107 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,712 I just knew it was going to cause problems 108 00:04:22,714 --> 00:04:24,814 for the restaurant. Hmm. 109 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:27,216 Sounds like you were quite angry at Salty, then. 110 00:04:27,218 --> 00:04:30,586 Yes, but I would never stab my friend in the back. 111 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:35,391 He was my damn godfather to my children. 112 00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:39,996 Oh, don't cry, Mr. Ketchup. 113 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:42,532 We'll solve this mystery soon. 114 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:44,467 Thank you, Pim. 115 00:04:44,469 --> 00:04:45,835 Alright, I'm not screwing around here. 116 00:04:45,837 --> 00:04:48,237 You two kill Salty, or what? Oh, no, never. 117 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:50,673 We were spending all day draining the rotten soda 118 00:04:50,675 --> 00:04:52,675 from the machine with our soda-draining device 119 00:04:52,677 --> 00:04:54,610 and refilling it with fresh, soapy soda. 120 00:04:54,612 --> 00:04:56,813 Yes, it's true. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 121 00:04:56,815 --> 00:04:59,282 You guys spent all day doing that? 122 00:04:59,284 --> 00:05:00,583 Well, not all day. 123 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:01,851 We did have a little break 124 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:04,487 to have a little kiss in the closet. 125 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:08,791 Alright. Noted. 126 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:10,660 That's just straight-up beautiful, by the way. 127 00:05:10,662 --> 00:05:12,061 Look, I couldn't have killed salty. 128 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:14,530 I spent all day cleaning a stain off my costume. 129 00:05:14,532 --> 00:05:16,799 Hmm. A stain of what? 130 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:18,568 My own doo-doo feces, okay? 131 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:21,337 For your information, I happen to have a serious drug problem 132 00:05:21,339 --> 00:05:23,906 which causes me to squirt out my ass into my costume. 133 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,641 And the worst part of all is this thing 134 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:27,610 takes 20 minutes to take off. 135 00:05:27,612 --> 00:05:29,879 Oh, fair enough. I'm genuinely sorry. 136 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:33,015 That sounds terrible. Yeah. No dip. 137 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:35,885 Oh, I wish I could help, but I was in here all day, 138 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:37,787 just doing my routine stock check. 139 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:39,555 Okay, yeah, that actually checks out. 140 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:41,057 Oh, alright, fine! 141 00:05:41,059 --> 00:05:42,892 You pushed me hard enough, and now I'm forced to admit it! 142 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:45,661 Yes, Salty and I were having a steamy affair. 143 00:05:45,663 --> 00:05:46,796 What of it? 144 00:05:46,798 --> 00:05:48,431 The last time I saw him, 145 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:49,899 I was breaking up with him in his office 146 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:53,102 as he was laying down to take his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 147 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,738 I just couldn't keep it going on any longer. 148 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,940 He was smothering me too much. 149 00:05:57,942 --> 00:05:59,342 Alright, that's a bombshell. 150 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:00,943 Could you expand on that a little bit more? 151 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,779 I'd never do anything to hurt him, 152 00:06:02,781 --> 00:06:04,047 if that's what you're getting at. 153 00:06:04,049 --> 00:06:05,815 Oh, murder is a terrible thing. 154 00:06:05,817 --> 00:06:08,785 Just the thought of it makes me ever so like light-headed! 155 00:06:08,787 --> 00:06:10,787 Ohh! 156 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:13,923 Can't a poor mustard like me ever have a little fun? 157 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:15,324 Yeah, everyone likes fun. 158 00:06:15,326 --> 00:06:16,926 You like to have fun, too? 159 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,661 I mean, you know, you're asking about me? 160 00:06:18,663 --> 00:06:20,730 I mean, yeah, I like fun. Yeah. 161 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:22,532 Oh, yeah? 162 00:06:22,534 --> 00:06:23,800 I already said yes. 163 00:06:23,802 --> 00:06:25,568 Alright, Charlie, you all done here? 164 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,503 I think we just have one last interview left. 165 00:06:27,505 --> 00:06:30,540 Yeah, yeah. We're all done here. 166 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,910 Uh, we can have fun on the jungle gym 167 00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:35,711 after you tell me what you two were doing 168 00:06:35,713 --> 00:06:37,613 at the time of the murder. 169 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:43,986 Well, that's a nice story and all, 170 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,122 but it doesn't really answer my question. 171 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:48,391 Pim, how did you understand any of that? 172 00:06:48,393 --> 00:06:50,426 What? Ow! 173 00:06:51,696 --> 00:06:53,362 This is tough. 174 00:06:53,364 --> 00:06:54,897 I really feel like any of these rotten mascots 175 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:56,299 could have done it. 176 00:06:56,301 --> 00:06:57,667 What do you think, Pim? 177 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:58,868 I—I don't know. Sorry. 178 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,536 I can't even think properly right now. 179 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:01,838 My arm is stinging so bad 180 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,840 from whatever those Fun Twins spat on me. 181 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:05,441 Oh, it's just a little bit of playful spit, Pim. 182 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:06,843 Just having fun. 183 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:08,511 Ahh, Salty must have some kind of cream or ointment 184 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,046 around here. 185 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:12,882 It did seem odd that Mustard was having an affair with Salty, 186 00:07:12,884 --> 00:07:15,752 but also that cup thing has got a bad energy about him, man. 187 00:07:15,754 --> 00:07:17,620 Just a bad vibe. 188 00:07:17,622 --> 00:07:21,491 Wait a second. What room is this? 189 00:07:21,493 --> 00:07:24,327 S-S-Secret room! 190 00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:28,998 Ohh! Ohh! 191 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:29,932 Greetings. 192 00:07:29,934 --> 00:07:31,167 Wait, you're the century egg. 193 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:32,668 They took you off the menu, right? 194 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:34,504 Yes, I was delicious, 195 00:07:34,506 --> 00:07:37,573 but the public wasn't ready for it, so I sold terribly, 196 00:07:37,575 --> 00:07:39,642 and Salty took me off his damn menu 197 00:07:39,644 --> 00:07:41,043 and locked me away down here. 198 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:43,880 And now you know my cool back story. 199 00:07:43,882 --> 00:07:45,615 That is pretty cool. Thank you. 200 00:07:45,617 --> 00:07:47,050 Well, look, Salty was murdered, 201 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,818 and we're trying to figure out who did it. 202 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,787 I knew this day would come. 203 00:07:50,789 --> 00:07:54,490 He's made a lot of mascot enemies over the years. 204 00:07:54,492 --> 00:07:56,025 Terrible shame. 205 00:07:56,027 --> 00:07:58,594 Do you have any information that might help us out, Mr. Egg? 206 00:07:58,596 --> 00:08:01,030 Ah, yes, well, funny you say. 207 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:04,834 I do happen to film everything that happens in Salty's office 208 00:08:04,836 --> 00:08:06,369 on my secret security camera. 209 00:08:06,371 --> 00:08:08,905 But you wouldn't be interested in anything like that. 210 00:08:08,907 --> 00:08:10,606 No, no, no, we definitely are. Are you serious? 211 00:08:10,608 --> 00:08:11,941 Bleh. 212 00:08:11,943 --> 00:08:14,944 I can feel the cold hand of death taking me away. 213 00:08:14,946 --> 00:08:17,847 You may have my tape on the condition 214 00:08:17,849 --> 00:08:22,585 you bury me in the beautiful Chinese Xiang Pine Forest, 215 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:24,087 my hometown. 216 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:27,590 Oh, yeah, we will definitely go to China to bury you, man. 217 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:28,958 Very well. 218 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,627 It's over there, in that drawer. 219 00:08:34,466 --> 00:08:36,199 Thank you, Egg. 220 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:39,869 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Other drawer. 221 00:08:39,871 --> 00:08:41,471 Oh. I'm sorry. 222 00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:44,841 Listen up, everyone. We have it all right here on tape. 223 00:08:44,843 --> 00:08:49,746 Now we can see for ourselves what actually happened. 224 00:08:49,748 --> 00:08:52,215 Alright. Rewind it. 225 00:08:55,019 --> 00:08:57,754 I knew it! It was Ketchup the entire time. 226 00:08:57,756 --> 00:08:59,589 Oh, fine, it was me. 227 00:08:59,591 --> 00:09:01,357 Charlie, you like our menu, right? 228 00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:02,425 Aren't you sick of seeing 229 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:03,993 all your favorite fast food restaurants 230 00:09:03,995 --> 00:09:06,262 becoming healthy and cleaning up their image? 231 00:09:06,264 --> 00:09:09,332 Fast food should be greasy and make your heart palpitate! 232 00:09:09,334 --> 00:09:11,968 Yeah, but I never break the sixth commandment, dude. 233 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,103 Wait a second. I think there's more. 234 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,874 What? So Salt and Pepper did it? 235 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:19,208 Fine. Fine! We did it! 236 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,877 We drained all of his blood 237 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:24,180 because he didn't approve of us kissing on the job. 238 00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:25,782 Alright, I guess that settles it. 239 00:09:25,784 --> 00:09:28,684 Wait a second. I think — it's still going. 240 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,389 Alright. You got me. 241 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:38,895 How many people killed this guy? 242 00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:41,431 We just need to see who killed him first. 243 00:09:44,002 --> 00:09:47,103 It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart. 244 00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:49,038 Alright, I don't think we're gonna get any more surprises, 245 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,507 so I guess you really did do it. 246 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:55,211 Wait a second, there's a bit more footage left! 247 00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:58,214 Wait, wait, wait! Play it from there. 248 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:00,583 My final burger! 249 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:05,421 After today, I'm going to start eating healthy. 250 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:07,924 Oh, my heart! Ohh! 251 00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:09,826 So I guess that means they're all innocent. 252 00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:11,761 Salty technically died from a heart attack. 253 00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:14,197 I mean, all of these characters are definitely psychopaths, 254 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,765 but I guess none of them killed them. 255 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:18,167 That means we legally can all go free. 256 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,268 Yay! 257 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,570 I don't think it means that, I'm just — 258 00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:29,846 Alright, next time I'm picking the food. 259 00:10:51,336 --> 00:10:54,203 Did we have to come all the way to China to do this? 260 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:57,140 It's what the egg wanted, Alan. 261 00:10:57,142 --> 00:10:58,674 You know what's messed up? 262 00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:01,277 He probably tastes even better right now that he did before. 263 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,945 Yeah, what do they taste like? 264 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,514 I've never tried a century egg before. 265 00:11:04,516 --> 00:11:06,082 Really? 266 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,486 Okay, you have to try it at least once.