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No calls today.

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That's unusual.

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You know, I was just reading
about how the...

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Renaissance Men
are coming in town.

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Oh, who are they?
Who's the Renaissance Men?

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Um... oh, it just says here
that the Renaissance Men

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are coming in town,
and by the looks of it,

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it's, like, super soon.

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It's, like, really soon.

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Who are the
Renaissance Men? So...

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I don't know
who they are.

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Like
the Renaissance fair?

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Dude, I'm just telling...
Look, I've just telling you

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what I'm reading here, man.
That's all I know.

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You know as much as I know.
I'm just reading off this thing.

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It says the Renaissance Men
are coming in town really soon.

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Okay.
Like, A.S.A.P.

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I just don't know
what that means.

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I don't know what that is.

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What's that noise?

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I think it's that.

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Ah. Well, well, well.

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The Smiling Friends.
We meet at last.

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Hi. Who are you guys?

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I am Grim,
and this is Gnarly.

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We're the Frowning Friends.
And we just moved in yesterday.

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How peculiar.

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Well,
nice to meet you.

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So what exactly
do you guys do?

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So what
do you guys even do?

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Shut up, man.

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Good one, Gnarly.
I love you.

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And I love you, Grim.

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Let's leave these
smiling fools to it.

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That's not even
a real laugh.

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Don't worry, Charlie.

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I'm sure The Boss will know
what to do about this.

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Excuse me, Mr. Boss.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. One sec, one sec.

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God damn it!

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Okay, go. What's up?

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We just wanted to bring
to your attention

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that a new company
moved in across the street

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called the Frowning Friends,
and we just wanted...

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Frowning... Friends?

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Yeah.

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Should we be worried?

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No, don't fret, young Pim.

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It's just a little bit
of friendly competition.

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Okay, great. Well, then there's
no time to waste, Charlie.

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Let's go out there
and make people smile!

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Oh, like, I did not think
he was gonna do that.

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That's scared me. That actually
scared me a little bit.

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Anyways, I'll see you later,
man.

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Pim, why can't we
just wait for jobs

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to come into the office,
like we normally do?

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Come on, Charlie.
Now that we've got competition,

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we can't afford to sit around
in the break room all day.

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We've got to get out there
and get our hands dirty.

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I'll knock
your head off, man.

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I'll knock your head off and roll
on it if you ever insult me again.

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What about this guy?
I'll knock your head off.

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Hello, sir.
Why the long face?

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Oh, yeah, I'm kind of,
like, friggin' pissed off, man.

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I always wanted to be
something of an artist, man.

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But no one wants to,
you know,

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listen
to my friggin', um...

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my shit and stuff, man.

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And it makes me angry,
man.

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I don't mind it. You just need
to keep working hard on it,

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and you'll definitely
find an audience.

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Practice makes perfect.

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Hey, I just remembered.
You two little critters told me

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that it would be easier
if I just quit making music

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and gave the freak up
and stuff, man.

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No, we've never spoken
to you, sir.

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Yeah, no, I've met you two, man.
I friggin' met you two.

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You're Grim, and
you're Gnarly and stuff, man.

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Oh.
Oh, no, okay.

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All right, look,
I see what's going on.

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Now, look, those are just
two guys who look like us.

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Yeah, they just
look like us.

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Man, shut up, man.

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You're trying to trick me,
man.

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Put smoke into
my friggin' head and shit, man.

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Not at all, man.

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Man, I don't know what
to think no more, man!

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Okay, okay.
Let's de-escalate.

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No one's messing
with your head.

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Get out of me head! Nobody's
messing with your head.

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Get out of me head!
Let's just put... No.

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Nobody's messing
with your head, man.

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Nobody's messing with...

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Hello, Mr. Man.

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We were just wondering
if you needed cheering up today.

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Well, the shape of my head
causes me

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constant mental anguish.

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Does it sound like
I need cheering up?

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Yeah, a little bit.
I think you, yeah.

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In fact, didn't you two
just come by and tell me

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I should feel bad
about my disgusting head shape

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and shouldn't do anything
to address it?

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God damn it, man.
They've gotten everyone.

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No, sir, that wasn't us.

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Your head is stunning,
by the way.

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No, I've definitely
seen you two before.

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You're... You're trying
to mess with me.

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Get out of my head.
Get out of my head!

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Get out of my head, man!
Get out of my head, man!

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Nobody's messing
with your head.

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Look, Pim, I get
what's going on here.

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They're the Bizarro versions
of us. That's fine.

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But what's their end game?
What's the point of this?

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It's just
pissing me off now.

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Let's try one more, Charlie.
What about that guy?

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Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!

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Hey, there, little guy.

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What's got you upset?

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Oh, boo-hoo.

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It's just that the world
is so damn rotten.

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There's so much hate
and evil.

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3D Squeldon just doesn't see
a point in living anymore.

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What's the point?
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!

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Is there anything that does make
you feel better, 3D Squeldon?

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3D Squeldon
likes balloons.

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Well, there you go.
Balloon maker, right there.

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Why don't you just
get your license?

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I'm sure a balloon profession
will put

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a big old smile
on your face.

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Yeah, it kind of does.

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Ah, yes, but think about
how much time and energy

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it would take to become
a balloon salesman.

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And it doesn't matter
because you will die one day.

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Oh, no, but think about
how good it'd feel

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once you finally did
get the license.

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But did you know
that all of Earth's helium

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is running out and will be
completely depleted

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within 15 to 20 years?

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Is that actually true?

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We only tell the truth,
even when it hurts.

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Any time you feel like

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changing your life
for the better,

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give us a call, and we'll put
a frown on that face.

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Okay,

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Charlie, I don't...
I don't think these guys

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want friendly competition
with us at all.

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Dude, I just looked at
the helium thing

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he was talking about.
That's true.

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That's, like, 100%.
Everything he said was true.

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It's all gonna be gone.

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All right, guys.
Things are looking pretty bleak.

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I'm down $2.4 billion

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since this new company
moved in across the street.

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Any ideas?

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Don't worry, Mr. M.

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I had a similar problem
when I acquired Wrigley's gum.

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You should
just buy more stocks.

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Well, when
the American public discovered

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I'd been filling my peanuts up
with toxic pesticides,

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I decided to go on
"The Dick Cavett Show"

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and do
a little peanut jig.

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Yes, that's what you need,
is a peanut jig of your own.

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Yes, a peanut jig
of your own. Yes.

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Well, I don't know what
that peanut or that fellow

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over there are saying,
but I believe you should try

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to win back
the marketplace

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with a more competitive
business model.

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Oh, wow,
What a great idea!

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Not!

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Why did you invite us here
in the first place

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if you won't listen
to our advice?

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None of you are any help.
Just get out.

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Get out now! Bah!

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Mr. Boss?

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You all right?

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Yeah, yeah,
I'm fine, Alan.

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Just having fun.

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Why don't you
go find a piece of cheese

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or something, man?

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I can't think with
all this ruckus around me.

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I just need to go to my thinking
room for a little while.

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Frowning Friends, of course.

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It's genius.

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Why didn't I think
of that?

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Look at yourself. Weak.

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Looter.
You deserve nothing.

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You know what you must do.

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I-I can't.

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You must!

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I really can't.
It's not right.

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You must!

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Perhaps you're right.

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Perhaps I should do what I
should have done from the start.

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Yeah, it came out...
Like I said,

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it came out, like,
green and chunky.

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I've never seen it
like that before.

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Yeah, like I said,
I'm not a doctor,

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so you should probably talk
to someone who understands

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that stuff more.

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Hey, what's with
all the people?

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And that is
why you shouldn't try

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to better your life...
Because you might fail.

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So it's easier to frown.

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- That's not true!
- Huh?

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Help, help! That rotten pink man
is trying to bully

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a mentally ill man
like myself.

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Guards, seize them.

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Alan? Glep?

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They have a better 401.
Sorry.

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But I just have to note

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that it was only Pim
that yelled something.

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I didn't say anything.

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Now witness the brutal
cruelties of reality.

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Don't look, Charlie.

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Is this really supposed
to be...

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I mean, I've seen way worse
stuff than this on the Internet.

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I don't...

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My brothers, now the next step
of our plan shall commence.

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You must all go and spread
the word of frowning.

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Pretty soon,
everyone will embrace sadness,

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and there'll be no such thing
as smiling.

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And once that's done,
we can finally eradicate

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all the Puerto Ricans
on the planet.

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Yeah!

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What do he say? What?

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I mean make everyone
on the planet frown.

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Yeah!

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Nothing matters because
we're all gonna die someday!

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Hey!

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No, no, no.
Please don't kill me. Please.

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I don't want to die.
Please don't kill me!

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Please don't!

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Relax, man.

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I was just gonna shoot you
in the head and kill you.

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Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute, man.

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They don't think
nothing matters at all, man.

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He was scared to die
and stuff, man.

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What the
Man, that makes me angry, man.

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3D Squeldon hates lies!
Boo-hoo!

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I actually wanted
to kill the Puerto Ricans.

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Riiight.

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Kinda cringe.

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Do we still have
to detain you?

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Probably not, man. I think
the guy pissed in his pants.

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Hey, hey, hey.
Don't cry.

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You should be happy
that your idea was so good

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that it drove me bonkers
with jealousy.

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00:09:59,697 --> 00:10:01,497
That's kind of cool, huh?

249
00:10:04,535 --> 00:10:07,903
Wow. Smiling feels good.

250
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Ooh! Ha ha!

251
00:10:11,676 --> 00:10:13,208
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Ooh!

252
00:10:14,345 --> 00:10:16,478
This is
a beautiful ending.

253
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Fire!

254
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Run!

255
00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:27,200
Charlie, what was that?
What just happened?

256
00:10:27,224 --> 00:10:28,969
Oh, the Renaissance Men
came into town finally.

257
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I literally told you
at the beginning

258
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the Renaissance Men
were coming into town.

259
00:10:31,629 --> 00:10:33,140
And you didn't believe me.
I was thinking...

260
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You knew
they were gonna come

261
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and kill Grim and Gnarly
with arrows and stuff?

262
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,611
No, no. I didn't know
that was gonna happen.

263
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,479
Who are the Renaissance Men?
I don't know what that means,

264
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'cause that's not Renaissance.
I'm just saying...

265
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:43,383
But they didn't
look like Renaissance... men.

266
00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:45,252
I literally... I don't know.

267
00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:46,620
That's, like,
a completely different era.

268
00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:48,622
I literally told you
the extent of my knowledge.

269
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I knew that the Renaissance Men
were coming into town.

270
00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:51,858
That's it.

271
00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,327
Okay.

272
00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,817
Yeah. So...