1 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,090 Huh? 2 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,482 Oh, Allan, last night was amazing! 3 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:25,692 Okay. 4 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,819 Oh, Allan! Hello. 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,030 Fancy running into you here. 6 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,698 Oh. Hi, Mr. Landlord. 7 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,992 I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me 8 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,536 and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with diet soda, 9 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,997 and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2. 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,291 No, thanks. I have to go to work. 11 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,459 Suit yourself! 12 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,674 So yeah, that's pretty much it. 13 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,508 That's the job. 14 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,010 Everything I just said. 15 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,347 Holy moly, this is gonna be the coolest job ever! 16 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:56,514 Ha. Yeah, you know what, Pim? 17 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:57,474 Usually you and I have 18 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,017 like opposing views on stuff. 19 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,977 but I think we're on the same page on this one, man. 20 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,395 I'm— I'm genuinely excited. 21 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,855 Hi, Allan. Bye, Allan. 22 00:01:04,938 --> 00:01:06,024 Oh, Allan! 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,693 I actually have a very exciting job for you, too! 24 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,695 I just ran out of those little metal things 25 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,322 that hold paper together. 26 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,990 The F are they called again? 27 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,533 You know, the thing that's all like— 28 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,328 Paper clips? 29 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,371 Yeah, that's it! 30 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,872 If you could fetch some for me. 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,999 I might have a special reward for you. 32 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,668 Hmm. What's that reward? 33 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:27,170 Well, if I told you it wouldn't be a surprise, Allan. 34 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,004 Now would it? 35 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:29,422 No, I guess, not. 36 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,841 Okay, I'm gonna go get those paper clips then. 37 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,134 Cool. Cool. 38 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,013 I really hurt my finger doin' that paper clip bit. 39 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,473 Yeah, no, I— I saw. 40 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,520 Ah, excuse me? 41 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,562 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, man. 42 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,021 I'm j— I'm in the middle of something here. 43 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,232 I just need some help. 44 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,025 I am warning you right now, dude. 45 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:49,901 Keep screwin' around, 46 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,610 and bad shit's gonna happen, man. 47 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,737 You don't need to be rude. 48 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,280 Okay, what's up, man? What do you want, huh? 49 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,116 What's goin' on? What do you need, man? 50 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,408 Don't get nervous now, man. What? 51 00:01:57,491 --> 00:01:58,451 Ask your— ask your question. 52 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,703 Go ahead. What? What? What's up? 53 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,412 Look, asshole, I'm just wondering if you have any— 54 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:01,454 - Asshole? - Yeah, asshole. 55 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,455 Asshole? Did you call me an asshole? 56 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,040 Yes, I did, because you're being an asshole. 57 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,417 - Bro, what do you mean asshole? - Why didn't you help me? 58 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,710 I'm in the middle of something right now. 59 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:07,752 Fuck you, don't you work here? I'm just a customer! 60 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,378 You— you walk up to me and you're gonna just 61 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,130 start buggin' me with stupid questions. 62 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,423 I— I'm not bugging you. 63 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,216 - I'm just asking if you just... - What do you mean? What? 64 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,926 Armzo, who told you to stop stacking 65 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,094 with your six arms? 66 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,222 Sir, do you know where I can find some paper clips? 67 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,265 Paper clips? 68 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,767 No, sorry. Unfortunately, we're sold-out. 69 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,935 Sold out? 70 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,563 Hmm, is there somewhere else where I can get them? 71 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:27,814 Hmm, the only place that might have 'em 72 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,275 is that computer repair shop over in Crimeville. 73 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,153 - Oh, thanks. - Anytime. 74 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,238 And, Armso, if you screw up again, 75 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,281 you're going back to the psych ward! 76 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,325 Thanks, man. 77 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,452 Thanks for getting me in trouble, 78 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,411 two-armed piece of shit. 79 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,454 Sure thing! Hey, good bye, spider. 80 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,454 - Good bye! - Good bye! 81 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,581 - Bye-bye. - Keep stacking! 82 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,290 - Bye, bye. - Keep stackin'! 83 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,166 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 84 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,417 - I will, I will. Bye-bye. - Good bye. 85 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,710 Get out of here, man. 86 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,753 Whoa! 87 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,302 No, please don't rob me! Please! 88 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,803 Whoa, hey, I am not here to rob you. 89 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,847 I just wanna buy that box of paper clips. 90 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:01,806 Oh, yes. 91 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,725 Huh, my last box. 92 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,187 No, unfortunately, I cannot sell these to you. 93 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,357 For, you see, these paper clips are absolutely perfect 94 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,026 for tinkering with any machine I've come across. 95 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,404 I've never found anything else with this unique shape. 96 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,157 Uh, sorry if this is rude 97 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,826 but why don't you just use your long nose? 98 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,161 What? That— that's ridiculous! 99 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,829 I've never heard of such a thing. 100 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,082 Though, I suppose tryin' couldn't hurt. 101 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,169 No, this can't be. I— I— I must be dreaming. 102 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,339 Oh my God! 103 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,883 This actually works! 104 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,135 This somehow works better than the paper clips! 105 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,471 My business is going to thrive now. 106 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,348 Here, you— you can have the paper clips for free. 107 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,016 I don't even need them anymore. 108 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,142 They're yours. 109 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,936 Oh, uh, thank you. 110 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,063 Oh my God! Oh my God! 111 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,483 That was annoying. 112 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:54,817 What the... 113 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,486 I steal these things, man. 114 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,904 Hey, give them back! 115 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,892 Land this helicopter and give my paper clips back. 116 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,227 Shut up, man. 117 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,730 This helicopter ain't stoppin' until I'm in Tijuana, man. 118 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:36,015 Hmm. 119 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,947 This is the Unites States Air Force. 120 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,407 You've entered restricted airspace, 121 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,576 and are being intercepted by an armed air defense fighter. 122 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,784 Acknowledge immediately. 123 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,287 Oh, acknowledge this. 124 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,497 Fuck you, man. 125 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,586 What the hell are you doin' out there, man? 126 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,046 What are you doin', man? 127 00:05:04,964 --> 00:05:07,066 Oh, we goin' down, boy! 128 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,022 Oh, Siri, call the hospital, man. 129 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,192 It's getting cold and my belly aches. 130 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:19,672 Huh? 131 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,324 Hmm. Mm. 132 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,660 Ugh, god dammit. 133 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,845 Oh! Fuck, that was nice! 134 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,442 Yar, I finally got me booty! 135 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,037 Yar! Shake sands, babies! 136 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:19,671 Yar, there's a red scallywag trying to pirate us pirates! 137 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,496 - Where are my paper clips? - I don't know. 138 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,998 I'm sorry I did all that stuff back there. 139 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,374 Please, I fucked up. 140 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,709 Just, please, help me. 141 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,886 I'm just trying to do my job! 142 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,486 Thank God, finally. 143 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,530 What the fuck? 144 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,074 “If thou wishes to obtain the paper clips, 145 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,784 thoueth shall come to 221 Meep Boulevard, 146 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,077 apartment 17-B." 147 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,122 Wait a second, that's my apartment complex. 148 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:42,712 Hello? 149 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,257 Hello, Allan. 150 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,926 Are you looking for these? 151 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,262 Wait, it was you who bought up all the paper clips? 152 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,473 It was all a ruse, you pathetic little ant. 153 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,476 For, you see, I, the landlord, was the mastermind 154 00:07:56,558 --> 00:07:57,602 the entire time! 155 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,270 Every single thing that's happened to you 156 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,981 over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by me 157 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,983 and my insane mind! 158 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,820 Wait, so even when I got robbed, that was you? 159 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,406 Yes, all delicately coordinated beforehand, 160 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,783 using paid actors and animatronics. 161 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,494 What about the skeleton chopping off the Bigfoot's head? 162 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,954 Yes, all me. 163 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,623 The whole thing cost me $750,000, 164 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,082 and over eight months of planning, 165 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,795 just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands. 166 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,964 Why would you do this? 167 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,674 To make one simple request. 168 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,135 Okay, what is it? 169 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,470 I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me, 170 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,931 and smoke weed and fill out bellies with diet soda, 171 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,433 and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2. 172 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,309 How about I come knock your block off, 173 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,145 and take those paper clips from you? 174 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,063 Uh, uh, uh! 175 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,443 If you lay your filthy paws on me, 176 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,737 I'll blow this entire city to smithereens! 177 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,531 So what will it be, Allan? 178 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,163 Ha, I'm totally pawning you, dude, 179 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,456 this is embarrassing! 180 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,542 You're not even trying. C— come on! 181 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,627 Really try to actually beat me this time. 182 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,713 I am trying. You keep ramming me. 183 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,506 No, you— you're not actually trying, are you? 184 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,592 I mean, maybe if you really, really tried. 185 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,849 These paper clips are absolutely perfect 186 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,518 for tinkering with any machine I've come across. 187 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,228 By the way, I'm not a flashback. 188 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,521 I actually died 189 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,732 like not long after you left my store. 190 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,859 Anyways, I should be getting back to hell now. 191 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,655 You suck! 192 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,199 It's like you're not even playing! 193 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,079 What the— What have you done? 194 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,414 I turned off your bomb, you psycho. 195 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:45,001 I have brought great dishonor to my ancestors. 196 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,097 Dude, that job we just went up to, 197 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,264 the one we just got back from, 198 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,600 that was probably the coolest, and— and craziest, 199 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,686 and most fun adventure we've ever got. 200 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,771 Yep, I— I agree, Charlie, I think— I think 201 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,356 I'm completely changed after that. 202 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,566 And yeah, I think we— we won't be able to beat it. 203 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,734 It was just the best one ever. 204 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,694 The best adventure yet. 205 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:11,903 - Ever. Yeah. - Yup, yup. 206 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,697 Uh, excuse me, Mr. Boss. 207 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,740 I got those paper clips you wanted. 208 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,075 Oh. Thanks, Allan! 209 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,911 Well, like I promised, here's your reward. 210 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,413 Open your hands up, son. 211 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,126 That's a little version of me, Allan. 212 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,419 I want you to have it. 213 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,214 Uh, I— I don't really want this. 214 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,260 I mean, I'll— I'll take it if you don't want it, Allan. 215 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,469 - Uh— - If you don't want that. 216 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,929 I mean, yeah, for sure, here. 217 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:38,596 - Thanks, man. - Take it. 218 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,723 I'll put it right there. 219 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,432 I— uh, if that's alright with you, Mr. Boss. 220 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,726 If Charlie has it instead. 221 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,437 I— I mean you already gave it to him, 222 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,439 but it's your gift, man. 223 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,983 Do whatever you want with it. 224 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,444 You wanna— yeah. 225 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:09,627 Allan! You will hang out with me again! 226 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,216 Goblin caught on tape.